@@duplexlamp7285 He printed that shit like if it was money, there is NO way on god that bro for real went through the trouble to print as much cp that it weights the same as a car. Its so wild
I'm very very surprised at Florida, because I always assumed Republican states are more strict. He should have never got out the same day. The fact that he was doing that in public that's like lewd acts public indecency and to me it crosses into predator territory because he was purposely doing sexual things in the children's aisle like a kid could have easily seen him, and the fact that he was actually able to get off like on the toys, and kept doing it like he should have got 15 years at least To me imma keep it 💯💯💯💯 like I'm not sure if it's because I'm a female, but to me he was trying to get caught by kids cuz he did it more than one time like he would have did that until somebody saw him ... it just happened to be the security instead of a kid, and praise God for that but it seems like the whole idea of what he did was to Bother a child, or to scar them as an inside joke with himself
Pounds!!!! How many GB and TB did this man have? Also that florida man with the sword ain't touching Tony Allison, he stood his ground against the cops for 11 hlurs with just a sword while being shot, having tear gas thrown on him, and more.
Ngl, if the news stopped reporting on these "Florida Men," then I feel like all this bullcrap would stop. These dudes genuinely have a competition to see who can be the most depraved human being in the reisdence of the U.S.A. that is still going on to this very day.
I just came back from my school dance, it was fun for the most part. In events like that I get socially awkward and hang with anybody I know even if we aren't on good terms. I have abandonment issues or something is really wrong with me. My friends have stopped talking to me or started accusing me of weird behaviors. (Hanging with people they may not like & etc) But the whole time I was trying to get back on good terms with my ex and have fun, I wasn't trying to start anything, stir anything up, or do any "weird" actions. Thank you for listening - Stranger 010 💓💓
36:00 i found out in that in Florida when the bars close they have liquor shops or whatever alcohol they sell behind the bars that usually don't close until late at night
im just hung up on what a pound of cp would even look like is that like him printing cp pics untill it weighs 1 pound and if so how tf do you even print that much bro is single handedly making trees go extinct
Apparently limbless over there used plastic putty he bought from a hardware store to glue a shoulder stock to the Glock so that’s how he was able to shoot it 😂
Anyone who says they haven’t seen some wild shit in florida are either rich and sheltered or just moved here from a safe state. I’ve been here for 22 yrs and still seein shit
having enough cp to weigh the same as a car is actually blasphemy
must be the fusion of a minecraft youtuber and a genshin player
That’s more than enough to put edp to shame💀
he master the art of 445
@@Zarroxius + Reddit dweller and discord mod
bro imagine how much terrabytes drives you need in order to weigh a whole fucking car
The fact that this old man had 1000 POUNDS OF CP, like this guy is keeping the printer market afloat
Freaky
Bro looked like a fuckin vampire
@@DBGamer1027 been making CP since the 1600's
Living Fossil😂
@@ZBreezee-nb2rl club penguin*
Thousands of *POUNDS* of CP in ONE person’s house is the reason why Firing Squads and the Electric Chair exist.
FR
Having cp is already crazy, but having so much that it can be weighed in pounds is simply absurd.
Yeah, cause he printed it 🤨?
@@duplexlamp7285 He printed that shit like if it was money, there is NO way on god that bro for real went through the trouble to print as much cp that it weights the same as a car. Its so wild
@randomjared8394 you be surprised by the determination of horny people
@@duplexlamp7285 BROOO HOW DO YOU PRINT SO MANY PHOTOS THAT IT ENDS UP WEIGHING THAT
@@albertthescout9169 it's a old guy he's been doing this for years
“He looks easy to draw” that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
"Nutted on Olaf" is a sentence I never thought I would hear.
I'm very very surprised at Florida, because I always assumed Republican states are more strict. He should have never got out the same day. The fact that he was doing that in public that's like lewd acts public indecency and to me it crosses into predator territory because he was purposely doing sexual things in the children's aisle like a kid could have easily seen him, and the fact that he was actually able to get off like on the toys, and kept doing it like he should have got 15 years at least
To me imma keep it 💯💯💯💯 like I'm not sure if it's because I'm a female, but to me he was trying to get caught by kids cuz he did it more than one time like he would have did that until somebody saw him ... it just happened to be the security instead of a kid, and praise God for that but it seems like the whole idea of what he did was to Bother a child, or to scar them as an inside joke with himself
My pfp is a plushie😭 PLEASE KEEP HIM AS FAR AS POSSIBLE
As a Florida resident I once saw Someone walking their hyena outside
LMFAO
what💀
Get out while you still can😂😂😂
Step up and become the ultimate Florida Man, might even feature in a Blue Ryai reaction vid ☠️🙏🏽
the tamest florida experience
Bro had so much CP he might as well be a Middle Eastern dictator💀💀
💀💀💀
The Olaf story had me rolling and my mom was asking why I was laughing 💀
Definitely don't tell her...😅
That's nothing,the average Australian man lives with gigantic spiders and his pet kangaroo.
Atleast he's not molesting a fucking manatee
These are crimes, not morning routines
@@zage932 ever heard of a joke?
@@lilcj2014 Literally added to your joke by saying these actions are an Aussie's morning routine. Ever heard of different interpretations?
The average Florida man live with Gators and Mountain Lions
7:37 DUDE LOOKS LIKE BLOB FROM X-MEN😭
bro had no limbs and still managed to kill his parents and escape in a car
Blud thinks hes asura 💀🐎
Thats the level of hating *I* can respect!
32:00 this is the first time I’ve ever heard someone mention Capoeira fighters. Goated game
not at this part yet was it about elena from street fighter
I feel bad for the security guard that had to see what he did to olaf and the unicorn
blue ryai is my favorite african american streamer due to some hilarious elements he gives out to his fellow viewers.
He’s not african american…
@@Tekau1yes he is
@@unusual_sandwich hes white
Nah, he's obviously japanese and British
@@unusual_sandwich hes just african, theres no good in him
Bro the fact that all of this happened in my area is actually wild 😭😭 and my dad is the sheriff for the st Lucia 😭
14:50 why can i hear Miles laughing in the background
Was about to say u tripping but no I hear it 😅
It's more of 14:57
having so much cp that you can weigh it in pounds…that’s fucking messed up . 1000 PPUNDS
7:19 that’s kingpin
I never thought I’d ever hear someone having THAT much cp in my entire life
The police have a lot of burning to do
How would bro even need that much 😭
@RandomCommentor-jj6ev it's like when you watch porn for so long, you end up scrolling through page after page to find something to get you off.
El pedo
@@djayden4661 Lol "The Fart" 😂
Pounds!!!! How many GB and TB did this man have? Also that florida man with the sword ain't touching Tony Allison, he stood his ground against the cops for 11 hlurs with just a sword while being shot, having tear gas thrown on him, and more.
He didnt have it on a pc. he printed it. Also that sword guy low-key cold asf
@@crunchym1lk printing enough to weigh a whole car is still wild, how many prints...
Bro had petabytes 💀💀💀💀
@@crunchym1lkI’m at a loss for words rn aint no damn way
@@dearzaina mf had the will and made a way
Florida Teen here to apologize on the behalf of my neighbors, they had a tough life. 😔
Neighbors 💀
i will never forget “he was considered armed and dangerous” 😂😂
Again
That is the wrong 500 lbs tecca 😭
So many people on the Internet wanting "Florida Man" to be it's own Netflix Show.
I mean, It would sound nice as a Show.
If it was a show it’d just be a comedy show.
@@Greatduck777 makes sense
Here in Florida, we literally have druggies in our neighborhood.
I’m so blessed to live in Florida and have nothing like this happen near me
Serial nutter is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
atleast not as weird as a cereal nutter
Now we know how Diddy became "The Diddler". That Florida weather turns these dudes into some freaky individuals. 😂😂😂
7:23 Not even the captions blocked his double chin💀
Nah that’s a triple chin
The limbless dude had maxed potential wtf
32:52 he looks like a dark souls 1 hollow villain
He looks like Midra from Elden Ring before he rips his own head off 😂
1000 pounds of "cp" is outlandish
And the fact it’s comparable to a car 😭🙏
@@alex.scholeck nah fr
These Florida men are actually wilding 😨
the dog story is worse
14:02 “you have a bruise? Yeah that’ll put you 125,000 dollars in debt just to get it checked”
Not only the weight of a car, but all that paper unironically weighs as much as an average tree
That guy with cp looked like nebbercracker from Monster House
my boy king bob aint deserve that bro 😭
George Jolicoeur looks like an infested warframe enemy
Lmaooo😂
Imma be real the mandatory meat inspection one is WILD, I fuckin died laughin at that.
Ngl, if the news stopped reporting on these "Florida Men," then I feel like all this bullcrap would stop. These dudes genuinely have a competition to see who can be the most depraved human being in the reisdence of the U.S.A. that is still going on to this very day.
Florida gives out public records online
Untrue it’s been proven other states have just as bad crimes just typically unpublicicized
nah this video was funny asf😭
God damn the 600 pound bro look like majin buu 💀💀💀💀💀
bro the drunk dude wasn't even that bad he just had a great night out.
First dude was the plushy pounder bruh
i love how he puts persona themed songs and animations with him in it in his vids
56:09 i never like leaving keys in the car for that exact reason and no hesitation i’m losing a front window.
How do you have POUNDS of cp lock that man up at the bottom of imple down and leave him there for every POUND of cp he has😂
Bros staying behind iron for 3 millennia
0:00 I didn’t know the cod zombies were into kids 💀
I just came back from my school dance, it was fun for the most part. In events like that I get socially awkward and hang with anybody I know even if we aren't on good terms. I have abandonment issues or something is really wrong with me. My friends have stopped talking to me or started accusing me of weird behaviors. (Hanging with people they may not like & etc) But the whole time I was trying to get back on good terms with my ex and have fun, I wasn't trying to start anything, stir anything up, or do any "weird" actions. Thank you for listening - Stranger 010 💓💓
Yo the "nutted on olaf" line really is something different.
This man Ryai got me sying on how hes roasting Shawn
36:00 i found out in that in Florida when the bars close they have liquor shops or whatever alcohol they sell behind the bars that usually don't close until late at night
This is late af, but that Minion getting attacked is basically the plot of Joker lmao
In live u have two hard mode difficulties you either have the Australia difficulty or the Florida difficulty everything else should be doable
Man this is exactly why I can’t fall asleep to UA-cam I always be getting woke up by that music he be playing
i did not expect my ears to be absolutely destroyed at the start
7:42 That ain't CaseOh, that's a white Dave Blunts lmao
Cod zombies is wild💀
The mass mandatory meat check clip had me think of that one south park episode😂
0:05 who let bro time travel💀
32:44 yo he look like the charecter thst says MY PRESCIOUSSSSSS
Jschlatts crimes of 1999
Sean got the Forbidden Floridian Magic
7:45 i stay right by sanford😭
Damn I always knew them Florida men were on something
17:55 general tso chicken is fire🔥
bro wf goin down at chick fil a in florida 💀💀💀
53:54 i imagine it was like that one boondocks scene
9:50 bro is built like those people on the ship from little nightmares 🤣💀
20:45 this is why I can’t trust furries 😔😔
2:41 he could NOT wait
I’m from Florida we are not beating the allegations
that last guy is a whole cartoon character bro was a powerpuff girl actually nah my man was a rowdyruff boy jus grabbin ish with his nubbs
Bro should NOT be allowed in the toy story universe 💀🙏
Florida man caught fist fighting a Gator Florida man steals a 1700 pound street poll
Ryai uploading an hour long video?! I thought it was BBG Plug
Bro was caught white handed
Florida boy here to say we aint even getting started
Bro is the cptar. Master of all 4 terabytes
bro in the beginning look like the denizen from tranzit
21:08 as a long time member of the furry community I just want to say that this man is a disgrace and horrific crime that we do not support
My name being Ariel am now terrified
as a floridian I thank you for reviewing my states wonderful 100% sane people
8:37
Bro built like Pete the cat
(The big dude from Mickey)
No joke, I’m a floridan myself. But I’ve never seen people like this wild in my life. 💀💀💀
what type of light yagami lies is bro cooking up to accomplish this??? 48:18
The one with the sword is crazy plus prayers to the stuffed toy Olaf
The fact they didn’t measure it in bytes but pounds is crazy💀
He looks like Jacksepticrack with that Irish Springs soap in his mouth.
Having so much Chris Paul to the point where its weighs as much as a car is outrageous
48:20 no but actually in finland in the 6th grade the school nurse will take a peek to make sure everything good. idk abt america.
32:53 he look like Mr.Nebbercracker from Monster House
im just hung up on what a pound of cp would even look like is that like him printing cp pics untill it weighs 1 pound and if so how tf do you even print that much bro is single handedly making trees go extinct
The chainsaw dude look like Sumo from Clarence.
that intro guy on 1 hp
Did you just say womp womp to a 600 pound man who's been arrested?!? Lowkey I agree
Apparently limbless over there used plastic putty he bought from a hardware store to glue a shoulder stock to the Glock so that’s how he was able to shoot it 😂
Anyone who says they haven’t seen some wild shit in florida are either rich and sheltered or just moved here from a safe state. I’ve been here for 22 yrs and still seein shit
That wee wee inspection happened in a South Park episode bruh.
Florida and new york really separate planets
It’s sad when jail can’t handle meek meals gang 💀💀