Colin Quinn on O&A #20 - Somebody Please Fuck Stalker Patti Already

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  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 9 років тому +55

    Anthony doing Dice jokes as Ronald Regan destroyed me.

  • @melvinoliver5015
    @melvinoliver5015 6 років тому +75

    Opie's job description: Whenever things get too funny, I need to bring it all to a halt! Radio Gold Tsss Tsssss

    • @GRYNGE7
      @GRYNGE7 5 років тому +4

      @Imight Realperson the guy was a master of steering the ship

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +1

      Tsss tsss yeah he’s like the brakes on a truck or someting tsss

    • @etherdetroit1977
      @etherdetroit1977 4 роки тому +4

      @Chip Chipperson he's tha masta!!! Been doin it since he was 18.👊

    • @willgillies5670
      @willgillies5670 2 роки тому +3

      Lets take a call. Steve from Bayshore!

  • @snakerman2612
    @snakerman2612 3 роки тому +7

    1:59:30 The movie Jimmy is talking about is The Piano Teacher
    (2001). I think Louis CK mentioned that movie in one of his appearances too

  • @peonmyhall
    @peonmyhall 6 років тому +74

    Love the start of the show. Hearing calls from hayseed hvac workers is way better than hearing Colin and ant. Good job Opster!

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +4

      Colin and ant are way funnier than Opie taking calls actually

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +2

      Patrick Darling Just hate opie

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +2

      Pat Fry Someone gets jokes yay

    • @ReptilianUndergroundNews
      @ReptilianUndergroundNews 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t enjoy it either, but I think some level of old school “listener involvement” has to be forgiven. When he drops calls into the middle of a dialogue and disrupts the flow, that goes too far.

    • @alpharoo2581
      @alpharoo2581 2 роки тому +8

      Oh literal Evan! I think he was being sarcastic..

  • @zacharykaiser5910
    @zacharykaiser5910 4 роки тому +12

    Opie, not watching the Obama McCain thing: Obama fell short, he didn’t kill like McCain. 2 minutes later: Huh, how about that Obama?!

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 7 років тому +111

    Anthony doing Dice is funnier than Dice himself ever was.

    • @ElVaquero19
      @ElVaquero19 5 років тому +4

      You haven't listened to The Day the Laughter Died

    • @odditt9159
      @odditt9159 5 років тому +5

      “Sounds better than me but the only difference is 38 million.”
      -Dice talking to Ant about his Dice Impression.

    • @wayh1003
      @wayh1003 4 роки тому +1

      I'm with Imight but at the same time Anthony's "dice finds Jesus" bit is easily some of the funniest shit I've ever heard

    • @cinemacynic980
      @cinemacynic980 4 роки тому +3

      Anthony does the true Dice, the one Andrew Clay does is not his true personality. Dice a homosexual who when with friends is very feminine. It's so funny because they all know how perfect the impression is.

    • @cinemacynic980
      @cinemacynic980 4 роки тому +1

      @@odditt9159 Dice has never touched $38mil in his life.

  • @FrancisSpaghetti
    @FrancisSpaghetti 2 роки тому +16

    1:49:36 Colin telling Jimmy to shut up for apparently no reason is so perfect. Best guest, second to none but Patrice

    • @mathew658
      @mathew658 Рік тому +2

      Out of any of the O and A episodes with any guest this is my favorite moment ever. “Clam up” as a command is so fucking funny

  • @user-sn7fo6ld5u
    @user-sn7fo6ld5u 6 років тому +25

    I am in love with Ant's old-time-announcer voice! Hysterical!

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 5 років тому +5

      That and his dice impressions are perfect

    • @poppaboppa6000
      @poppaboppa6000 4 роки тому +1

      Anthony got beat up by two women

    • @PJBlows
      @PJBlows 3 роки тому

      @@poppaboppa6000 that is a fact sir

  • @YusiDJordan
    @YusiDJordan 2 роки тому +7

    Dice Reagan Kelly is possibly the best character ever created.

  • @avatarumbra
    @avatarumbra 11 років тому +6

    lol jimmy yelling out voss' punchlines had me laughing my ass off. "AN EMPTY BOAT"

  • @ryannafe9252
    @ryannafe9252 2 роки тому +1

    Okay, the pollution calls and the bit where the people call in to explain the assume thing are some of the very best I’ve ever heard.

  • @alexjay7183
    @alexjay7183 6 років тому +16

    I've seen this pic of Colin like a thousand times. Why is it only now that I notice it looks like his neck is all cut up?

    • @TickTackSack
      @TickTackSack 5 років тому +1

      Took awhile, been there. Now that's all i see

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +3

      Shaving is hard

    • @grantmorgan7474
      @grantmorgan7474 4 роки тому +1

      Shaving rash mate it happens haha

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 3 роки тому +3

      Improper shaving technique + Irish genetics

  • @DjRenect
    @DjRenect 4 роки тому +5

    Ant doing Tony Danza is off the charts though

  • @williamhenderson2661
    @williamhenderson2661 4 роки тому +27

    Man I sure wish I could hear Opies brother tell the bit about his dad and the dumped car...............

    • @ElVaquero19
      @ElVaquero19 3 роки тому +6

      He knows how to do radio!

    • @realphoenixking
      @realphoenixking 2 роки тому

      What's that?

    • @Captain_Willard
      @Captain_Willard 2 роки тому

      @@realphoenixking it's something that's been done since he was 18 my friend

    • @realphoenixking
      @realphoenixking 2 роки тому

      @@Captain_Willard Are you saying he knows this shit?

  • @deebhoymcw2120
    @deebhoymcw2120 4 роки тому +5

    17:10 Anthony with a good bit of light hearted racism 😂😂

  • @zacharykaiser5910
    @zacharykaiser5910 4 роки тому +7

    1:11:25 “You’re looking more and more like Christian Bale is what he’s saying.” Thanks for explaining the joke.

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 3 роки тому +4

    I worked at a water treatment plant for a summer and my job was to be the kid who ran out to the tank with a stick and poked the giant trash out of the first stage filtration system- canisters of chemicals, shoes, baseball gloves, pieces of car tires, you literally couldn’t even guess what the next thing would be.

  • @JuraIbis
    @JuraIbis 10 років тому +5

    I would have probably fallen for that "Assume" bit if I was a caller for a long time. I'm such a pedantic self-righteous bastard. I got that they were fucking around about 80% in.

  • @richardpilhofer3994
    @richardpilhofer3994 6 років тому +16

    Opie was the hole on the show the whole time and we didn't even realize it

  • @oddlookingduck
    @oddlookingduck 4 роки тому +41

    Opie really stinks in this one.

    • @chrisbopp1365
      @chrisbopp1365 2 роки тому +10

      Is there a way to just repeat this comment on all o & a videos

    • @purplekermit2162
      @purplekermit2162 2 роки тому +11

      All of them not just this one.

    • @6pgonzalez8
      @6pgonzalez8 Рік тому +10

      End it at stinks 😂

    • @TurkFebruary88
      @TurkFebruary88 10 місяців тому +2

      I’ve seen this comment in every O&A video.
      Some I’ve posted myself.
      I’ll never “leave it alone”

    • @liamhenderson3753
      @liamhenderson3753 4 місяці тому

      Leave it alone ​@@TurkFebruary88

  • @Gumberculesus
    @Gumberculesus 8 років тому +5

    55:42 Best Joke ever said on Tough Crowd Radio.

  • @sameaster5150
    @sameaster5150 5 років тому +5

    36:08 Dice Cumia

  • @thetruebluedeath
    @thetruebluedeath 3 роки тому +3

    Just quit my HVAC job this week.

    • @aliveormedicated
      @aliveormedicated 2 роки тому

      what are you doing instead? i’m about to go into it

  • @JohnnyNatrium
    @JohnnyNatrium 3 роки тому +1

    "Amy but what happens when you assume?" I love those Opie questions thrown in just when the busy ad-lib chattering of the others is about to fizzle out comedically, which then leads to just the right amount of sudden complete dead air as Dumb Caller person is pondering, but decides to give the exact stupid answer they hoped for as the payoff. Like if you asked her to pick up a dime from the bottom of a running blender, she'd just blink her eyes a couple times but then decide it must be safe because you wouldn't insult her intelligence. And then we all lafff as she does the thing that goes against every rational judgment, and jocularly toast with her hand-smoothie afterwards.

  • @matthewstephens6848
    @matthewstephens6848 3 роки тому +2

    I could listen to Patty in Goodfellas all day

  • @FlashyVic
    @FlashyVic 2 роки тому +1

    5:48 First Opie flow disruption of the clip. Not even subtle just whammo! Cutting the fun like a shovel cutting a grass snake.

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 3 роки тому +4

    My dad worked as an industrial investigator for the EPA and he had to go out to each company in town and sample their runoff three times a year (or more)… the level of things that get dumped and companies just don’t care and pay the fine is astounding. For some reason everyone thinks that using a crappy paper straw instead of a plastic one will save the world or something are just crazy.

  • @ryanarborist
    @ryanarborist Рік тому

    Anthony doesn't just do a flawless Dice impression, his improv skills are insane. The one where Dice thought he could sell out Madison Square Garden. The premise is Dice's agent not wanting to tell Dice there's no way he's selling out the Garden
    Ant (receptionist) I don't know how but Sam Kinison on line 2.
    Ant (Dice) Isn't he dead?

  • @mattmurray517
    @mattmurray517 5 років тому +2

    “WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” 1:19:27

  • @shanebrennan8250
    @shanebrennan8250 6 років тому +2

    Anyone know the song at the start?

  • @technomancer80
    @technomancer80 4 роки тому +3

    the assumption bit was hilarious

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 8 років тому +3

    I can't believe no one made a stand alone clip of Colin's Jim Carrey story at 2:10:00

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 7 місяців тому

      Did you?

  • @MrsPlaidpants
    @MrsPlaidpants 10 років тому +7

    1:20:30 - One of the funniest callers of all time.

  • @kieraneric2549
    @kieraneric2549 7 місяців тому

    Just the title😂😂😂

  • @krisschaefer876
    @krisschaefer876 7 років тому +10

    You know what tho... dude... back in 1985 when I watched CrocDundee2, I thought the same thing. I wanted to see more of Colin's character... it just seemed like he should have shown Paul Hogan around nyc a bit more.

  • @taylorkloss659
    @taylorkloss659 7 років тому +9

    Jason Ritter has a great laugh

  • @kevinduddy6464
    @kevinduddy6464 11 років тому +2

    Thanks as well sir!

  • @otameal
    @otameal Рік тому

    Ronald Dice Reagan is some of the best radio ever

  • @olgravyleg68
    @olgravyleg68 2 роки тому +3

    Opie was a caddy for 12-14 yrs.....AND been doing radio since he was 18....something tells me he's a fibber

    • @Mikehowarth1988
      @Mikehowarth1988 Рік тому

      Don’t forget that the opster also worked for the mob.

  • @jamesvitucci7191
    @jamesvitucci7191 Рік тому

    Please, no one tell David Alan Grier that Opie isnt a big fan of him, that would crush him

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 4 роки тому +2

    Holy sh*t, O&A had Jason Ritter on and didnt even talk about Three's Company? His father was Jack Tripper (John Ritter). John Ritter was an amazing person, everyone who worked with him thought of him as their father figure even as a younger actor. And John banged a lot of women, and he had a crazy iris deformation in his eye. Check out Terror Tract for a fun Horror Anthology movie with John Ritter and Bryan Cranston.

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 3 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure his dad had just died. Might be why. Or maybe he requests not to talk about his father as a prerequisite to being booked

  • @slimgym45
    @slimgym45 2 роки тому +1

    For some reason when your town has "heights" after it you sound fancy. Most are definitely not. Now you have to fight the kids from everywhere else on road games in high school

  • @JonJobOnzo
    @JonJobOnzo 3 роки тому +1

    1:13:05 the more things chaaange, the more they're chaaaangin'

  • @johnphillip2566
    @johnphillip2566 2 роки тому

    52:50 the moment trolling started.

  • @HanginAndBanginBrother
    @HanginAndBanginBrother 8 місяців тому

    Do you think opie would be annoyed when he'd say "let's break?" and everyone just ignored him and kept going

  • @purplekermit2162
    @purplekermit2162 Рік тому

    Any show with Collin is a fawkin homerun

  • @SokeSleezy
    @SokeSleezy 10 років тому

    What song is that playing at the beginning of this clip?

    • @dxnny7280
      @dxnny7280 6 років тому

      Sounds like something from Static-x

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +1

      Got the life- Korn

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 2 роки тому

    The Ritter kid towards the end; his father and grandfather are legends.
    Lookup Tex Ridder & John Ridder.

  • @liamhenderson3753
    @liamhenderson3753 4 місяці тому

    This was one of "those" shows, where the Opester gets annoyed that Ant, Jim, and Colin are being hilarious and making the show worth listening to.
    He knew he was irrelevant, and that's why he was so pissy

    • @WaldoBagelTopper
      @WaldoBagelTopper 3 місяці тому

      Hey- an Opie hate comment in 2024. What a hot and original take, 10 whole years after the show ended.

  • @ceasestoexist
    @ceasestoexist 11 років тому

    Pretty sure the movie Jim can't remember the title of is "The Piano Teacher" lol

  • @gunkanjima3408
    @gunkanjima3408 3 роки тому

    These guys bringing up Dice every day killed the show more than Ant and Opie getting fired

  • @tcvttcvt4305
    @tcvttcvt4305 6 років тому +3

    When did Colin ever say 'I don't give a care' because I don't ever remember him saying that?

    • @rustcohle8638
      @rustcohle8638 6 років тому +3

      lxefhyfty kjuty Not entirely sure, but I think he did it on Twitter at some point.

  • @deebhoymcw2120
    @deebhoymcw2120 4 роки тому

    52:37 😂

  • @Stacey_-bf2mb
    @Stacey_-bf2mb 3 роки тому +1

    27:10 this will lead to problems in regards to his birth certificate

  • @bobee1284
    @bobee1284 Рік тому +1

    Ooof I’m embarrassed I ever thought Norton was funny. The more I listen the more I realize he’s just one note and awful. Colin killed per usual.

  • @mrdrprof99
    @mrdrprof99 5 років тому

    Fun fact the luxor is going down

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika 4 роки тому

    1:35:04

  • @mes98yng22
    @mes98yng22 6 років тому

    This is classic 53

  • @schizm01473
    @schizm01473 11 років тому +2

    There was another morning zoo-ish song called Bomb Iraq as well, maybe about 10 years back

  • @Buckets50
    @Buckets50 Рік тому

    Damn that actor knows the Jew on Big Bang

  • @ADZ1LL4
    @ADZ1LL4 3 роки тому

    Anthony Dice Cumia is funnier than both Ant and Dice put together.

  • @bigbets365
    @bigbets365 Рік тому

    Malik reppin David Allen grear. What a bum

  • @SENATORPAIN1
    @SENATORPAIN1 4 роки тому +2

    that assume part was hard to listen too.

  • @opiniondude1
    @opiniondude1 3 роки тому

    Ya throw em a basketball

    • @denmac19
      @denmac19 2 роки тому +1

      Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

  • @lululugs
    @lululugs 2 роки тому

    X3w

  • @slamfreepoetry1845
    @slamfreepoetry1845 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy "assumes" he's funny. Mostly annoying

  • @cajagress6806
    @cajagress6806 2 роки тому

    Breast cancer rocks!!!!!!

  • @mauriceh7558
    @mauriceh7558 7 років тому +4

    lol the us version of life on mars really sucks

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges187 6 років тому +5

    Jimmy Bleeding heart liberal Norton.

  • @calebchard
    @calebchard 8 років тому

    40.34,scorchthony,pot calling ,wop boy

  • @kemperlennox5209
    @kemperlennox5209 5 років тому +2

    I didnt get the long running, nauseating migraine inducing "assume" bit

  • @andrewisjesus
    @andrewisjesus Рік тому

    Catholic host is why O&A was always garbage

  • @olivertaylor9125
    @olivertaylor9125 5 років тому +2

    The first 20 mins of this episode are disgusting. Everything wrong with the world.

  • @goldenb2256
    @goldenb2256 6 років тому +1

    I hope they're kidding about not getting the 'assume' thing

    • @Darin-9o7
      @Darin-9o7 5 років тому +10

      @d d I hope you're kidding about not knowing if he's kidding...

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 роки тому +4

      First time listening?

    • @goldenb2256
      @goldenb2256 4 роки тому +1

      I'll have to listen again , maybe I fucked up lol

    • @goldenb2256
      @goldenb2256 4 роки тому +2

      K on second listen I'm realizing I must not have listened to long enough the first time . Lol

    • @carlm2590
      @carlm2590 3 роки тому

      Yeah I snt sure either

  • @CV-ly6ct
    @CV-ly6ct 5 років тому +1

    I know this is unpopular, but I would rather get rid of Jim Norton than Opie. He recycles the same jokes over and over, plus he tries to act intelligent but is a moron. Yes, Opie is intolerable at times, but Norton is the worst. I wish one of the successful comedic guests would have taken his spot, but then again if you're a very successful comedian, you don't need to be third chair a radio show.

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 3 роки тому +14

      You are alone

  • @hellenkillah
    @hellenkillah 5 років тому

    Anyone know the song at the beginning??

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle 2 роки тому +1

    1:22:29