Ryan Niemiller - December 2018

[@arty04]

I saw your acted on America's got talent and i immediately i had to find you! I absolutely love your personality and your charisma. You are so funny, laid back, kind, and genuine. I can just tell you would be such a cool person to be around. I wish you the best sucess that stand up can give you. I want to see you all over America doing what you love. You truly are an inspiration to those like you and you are making the world see disabilities as something to embrace. I'm serious. And when Simon said the guy (that didnt want you in the act wherever you applied) had the disability i agree with simon, that jerk didn't know what he missed out on. And i am very sorry that people would turn you away based on looks....but ya know what...their time will come when they or someone in their family is turned down

[@joecammerota4759]

same here, just top notch stuff.

[@ionlywantwhatsreal4400]

Nobody Needs To Be Turned Down From Thier Dreams

[@GreenTeaBoi]

Exactly this! Love you already from the auditions.

[@Silvertongue8]

That's what I did 2,hes wonderful, 😅😅

[@therealsegalovee]

Came here cause I needed longer jokes 😂😂

[@ifferl8781]

I keep coming back to watch this story because I love the born in 1980 to 90 references. I especially love that you love a Karen. The lady that panicked and treated your hands like butterflies. Everything. I love your stuff and this is my favorite. I also work in a deli so don't count on me paying for tickets. Dinner yes. Tickets. Not any time soon.

[@gagelochard8592]

Almost died laughing watching you on AGT you’re amazing!! Deserves a sub!!

[@linkthesloth2867]

Same

[@TheHappyCanadianEh]

As a guy with a double leg amputee, you have successfully inspired me to pursue comedy I hope to meet you someday! Thank you for the great great laughs can’t wait to see a show someday

[@travisransdell5211]

How’s that journey coming along 3 years later?
No pressure
But I would love to hear it

[@afklolwtfbbq]

hope you're doing well with it 🎉

[@TheDailyHobbit]

I only recently found out about you but I have to say you're one of the most funny people I've ever seen. Thank you for being you!

[@chiefe.z.8995]

Thank god there was more of you. I wish u the best in everything u do. Thanks for inspiring me! Keep making people laugh!

[@Shak_Solo]

AGT brought me here. thank you

[@cheshirehearts6257]

I have a favourite comedian now
Your jokes are hilarious! You make me laugh every time I watch you! Hope your doing good dude!

[@amberimmel1887]

👏you are one of my favorite comedians💘 keep up the awesome work🤗

[@Clasteau]

OMG, the sweatpants. This is the one time I've seen that explaining a joke EVER made it funnier.

[@kalemnehls2490]

You are awesome, and really hilarious with a great attitude about life

[@cheriecarpenter3529]

I just saw you on America's got talent, you're awesome!!

[@RobStars]

Yeah, finally new content from my favorite comedian!

[@jasonbutler3840]

Love your comedy best act around thank you for all the laughs so glad you started a channel

[@Tox1cYT]

Anyone else hear “I can’t breathe” at 1:13
P.S you’re funny as hell man

[@allpurposegoat5192]

LOL

[@scottkelly3194]

Dude, as an Indy native I absolutely love it. I hope you do something similar during the semi's of AGT. You deserve a show all your own. Rock on and thank you Pat McAfee as well

[@melodybelfiore6531]

Ryan!!!!! I saw you on AGT and you crack me up! I love your smile. You must be great to hang out with! I hope you win. We need laughter in this world hell I need laughter now more than ever. Going through a divorce after 29 yrs of marriage. I have severe arthritis I've had 5 surgeries in the last 12 mo and two more scheduled. He can't handle it ..sickness and health must have slipped his mind. Anyway keep laughing!!!

[@firewheels13able]

Ya had me in tears and I couldn’t catch my breath. That was awesome 👏🏻

[@rangernowall]

I was laughing so hard knwas crying, i am showing my wife your stuff.. your funny as hell man.. keep it up

[@VyshfulThinking]

You are absolutely hilarious and amazing😁 I was having a bad day and you just made it shine like I'm going blind🤣 You have something special which is very rare, I hope to see more of your stand-ups . They are so genuine that they steal the the heart .

[@tubbyshotu6757]

You NEED a Netflix special

[@Socksfor1]

you are the absolute best!

[@manwithayoutubeaddiction6220]

YES HE IS AND SO ARE U SOCKS THE SMP AND MOD VIDEOS ARE AWESOME

[@bamapilot2870]

Saw Ryan last night in Huntsville Alabama at Stand Up Live. He was GREAT!

[@anirudhradhakrishnan3396]

Thanks man your comedy helped me relax and just laugh

[@kennethr2906]

Just Awesome!

[@terrariley4289]

you are so funny. I was voting for you on agt wish you would have won. I hope you get more gigs so you can post more videos you are so good. I can't wait to see what you come up with next.

[@bryansil7903]

I actually enjoyed this more than agt! I get it, it's a family show but man was this better! Hilarious!!! 😂😂

[@gachabunny2687]

you are just straight up amazing ✨✨✨

[@eXplosive91]

Dude you're amazing. Literally rolled of my sofa laughing.

[@parkergilles1007]

Could watch you for hours, you are a genius

[@KyungPhilEum]

Lol I'm here from AGT too! I'm a huge fan of standup comedy, and I've watched numerous specials, but you deserve a special! Your jokes are witty, smart, and completely takes advantage of the fact that you are disabled, which works beautifully because you accept it and are not insecure about it. Seriously I'm writing this comment a minute into this video because I'm already on the floor rolling because of the ski mask bit hahahaha please keep it up and hopefully you get a full hour to flex your creative wit! Huge fan!

[@Crown4King]

I absolutely loved your AGT career and i rooted through you the entire way through your amazing I would come to see you but i live all the way in England good luck ryan

[@c_cayce]

I just want to see you on an hour long Netflix special

[@beehungry6190]

You rock!! Had my rolling!!

[@14vatochongo]

This is incredible man just thank you for being you dude. That was funny. I’ve had my fingers printed I’m not missing anything but the whole process is awkward no matter what. Ooo you had me rolling and laughing i appreciate that.

[@gamingdirector6260]

You are the best comedian ever on agt

[@harveyquinn]

So hilarious 😂..." BAM, whole hand, let them figure it out 😂."

[@celinasaber8090]

👍Agt brought me here. You are awesome, I can also see you in Movies, your so funny. I love your energy .

[@drugaddledcompoundjunkie]

God you're so funny I wish you had a Netflix special I'd watch that in a heartbeat keep up the good work.

[@alex2288solis]

Beyond funny I’m looking forward to one day being able to attend one of your acts. I’m here in my living room watching this lmfao and looking like a crazy person. Keep it up man love your personality

[@jeremypereira1971]

Hey, i’m from Portugal we don’t have AGT on tv here, i saw some comedians, and then i found you, saw all your videos and searched for this channel hope it’s really yours... amazing work, especially because you don’t work only with your arms situation, you have everything a worldclass comedian needs! I put you near kevin hart’s stand up! Amazing! Want to see you in movies now! Congratulations! And thank you!

[@simplyshannon71]

VOTING FOR YOU ON AGT 2019!

[@codmanblackopsable]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I personally don’t watch to many comedians but you have my sub and I can’t wait for what’s next!

[@klaudia8151]

Rarely like a comedian, but you my friend, your sense of humour is absolutely golden! Got yersel a fan 👌😁 Netflix sign this man up!

[@ZaminKay]

It's great that you have a UA-cam channel. More material please!

[@carrielee306]

You're awesome! I saw you on AGT judge cut round (it's kind of delayed when they show in Hong Kong), and immediately go on UA-cam to catch up with all the other AGT performances by you! I am happy to know you got the third place. I still think it isn't enough, so I located your channel and watch this one. Thank you for inspiring me and making me laugh.

[@seanogara1216]

You were hilarious on Heartland Radio man keep doing what you’re doing!

[@EvanSportsChannel]

Saw you on Pat’s podcast, you’re absolutely fantastic!

[@boltonky]

Came here from AGT to check you out, and find you are the real F*Kn deal dot com.
Had me in stitches, please say there is more content available if not please do some even if not on youtube as one joke a day from you would brighten up a lot of worlds :)
Thanks for being you

[@lucid586]

still here, bout to be 2020. and were still waiting for a new upload :)

[@CrippleThreat8]

I'm working on it, I promise. Just getting everything in order. :)

[@Trulysweetphotography]

I already think you’re hilarious, but now that I know you also love Pokémon, it’s a whole new level!! #gottacatchemall

[@coltzee8661]

loved it

[@pfish1237]

When I saw this I couldn't stop laughing mostly at the part when he said whole hand

[@Johnichu11]

Man, I came on here after watching you on AGT and you are freaking funny. I hope you go all the way to the finale. Like Simon said any booker that doesn't book you, they're the one with the disability, not you by a thousand miles.

[@stanleyhowe4320]

Seen you on AGT and had to find your account I'm so glad your doing this man ! Fuck yeah

[@misscraftydiva]

Man u r awesomeeeeeeee.... many many many loves from India🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗...why UA-cam doesn't recommend us this always nonsense vedios🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 ....but bro u r 👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏

[@tonycali5446]

you made our night, loved!! sell me a ticket now

[@Silvertongue8]

U are helerious dude like many I came her cos if AGT,, I really hope you make it big time,, you completely deserve it, peace from the UK, ☮️

[@dmgroberts5471]

Honestly, you had me the first time you said fingerprint. 🤣 I knew this would be fucking hilarious.

[@CrippleThreat8]

Haha, thank you. The whole experience was something else.

[@anthony-jt2mv]

Omg you just made day.I haven't laugh that much in a while

[@masteryisus6477]

For god sake I think this is the best thing I have ever seen
You are so fun that I could die just by laughing to you
Holy man you are made for this wish you the best I can't really do much more behind my screen for you to fulfill your dreams but saying that
And sorry if my words don't mean anything when they are together because I am french

[@indicaoversativa]

I'd love to see more of u hope u win AGT to be the best symbol that there can be

[@thePaindog]

Really good timing and you look like you are having a lot of fun up there. You are an amazing stand up, get ready for your ride to the top!

[@vickydiestarke]

oh god I laughed so hard I nearly choked 😂😂

[@jmac2828]

Little edgier from AGT, but still really funny! Can’t wait to see you in Utah! I’m subscribed now!

[@zumyj]

This dudes straight up hilarious

[@DawgzDen]

She grabbed this hand, ever so gently... It's like he's coming up with new jokes in the middle of his set!

[@curtisclemans7308]

Congratulations I just seen ya go though

[@adrianmixit1998]

26 seconds into this video and i know this is going to be hilarious.

[@handicamper101]

i laughed so hard.. i have a small right hand, and im a musician. great stuff. new biggest fan here..

[@amirrivera7605]

I just keep laughing 😂 keep it up

[@jwj144]

F’n troll dolls... hilarious.

[@tiffanyallen8803]

Omg. You're freaking hilarious. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile 😃 I hope you win AGT

[@zaneviper]

Next to Rodney dangerfield and bill Murray, you are my favorite comedian

[@padmadorjey2618]

here just after seeing you on AGT🤘👍

[@WoodennickelcoinsSaltycoins]

Last agt was amazing time for you to start adding vids man blow this page up im your biggest fan your amazing :) good luck my kids wife and whole family will be voting everytime

[@jaredhayes977]

Freaking hilarious lol. We have a middle school teacher with your condition, so my generation is pretty famiiar with it

[@justinburdett1657]

Man I see your coming to Hoover AL but you gotta make your way to Mobile....you would sell a show out down here...your a great comedian bro!!!

[@chathurasilva3150]

who came here after seeing him on AGT ... !

[@mpb5lzv]

Just want to say, you are funny as hell.. AGT got me here.. you can be the next dave chappelle / kevin hart etc with your cool vibez... man, keep it up.. i can't wait to hear you doing stand up with uncensored adult content lol...

[@mpb5lzv]

P.S... we want hear MORE

[@isaacbartholomew5632]

You said whole hand and I lost it, keep it up dude!

[@jeremyroll1756]

hi Ryan its Staci's son JJ I love your agt performances your really good I'm rooting for you

[@coltzee8661]

dude your going places keep it up man

[@jorgeeusebio5302]

Like everyone else i saw you on AGT you are amazing extremely funny keep doing what your doing your epic

[@meganmoller2014]

I'm dead😂😂😂

[@XxTheReverendxX]

Heard you on Pat Mcafee. You made me get a gut hurting laugh with that finger printing story. I hope you do a show by me so I can see you live.

[@Micloren]

Came here from AGT. Bro... ur awesome. Liked & Subbed.

[@heathermiller7931]

Ryan u inspire. i saw u on agt and was like i wonder of he has a youtube channel and u do
P.s. congrats on movin on

[@simplyshannon71]

[@maureenlaura7966]

You are good

[@kilog9142]

Agt brought and hopefully you WIN buddy keep it up

[@anonyym5050]

I saw him on AGT as well and he is funny as hell :D

[@natetso3307]

Just gonna tap that subscribe button and be on my way

[@jassyloveslilah]

You are just so funny! :)

[@staceyoness7915]

I just watched my pre-recorded AGT. I just had to find you!!! You are so funny!! Keep going and never quit!!

[@razzledazzle3863]

Wanted U or V.U to win AGT 😁👏

[@CatherineCRooney719]

You are hilarious

[@vera_nika2]

omg i saw your act on agt and.subbed

[@Macks11]

Ryan! You are so funny! And handsome! Can you sing? If you can you are defiantly a Triple Threat!! (Not kidding...total sincerity.)
I just finished watching your AGT Judges Cuts set. I don't even know if you make it through or not yet...but if you dont I am boycotting AGT FOREVER!
So anyway, the actual reason I'm posting here ( which I NEVER do anywhere .. You've heard that before right? Hahaha) is because after I paused AGT to collect myself, I had this thought run across my mind and I start laughing again. Then I have this uncontrollable urge to write you to make sure that I'm not being seriously rude but I don't think you would take it that way just a hunch ( please forgive any grammatical errors in my talk-to-text I'm legally blind and actual texting takes me forever since I have to do it in Brail....hahaha just kidding..phone screens are hard to see sometimes) so anyway here it is... my thought was man who would be great to be friends with after he got done with a good set you'd come off stage I come over I mean like man you were amazing and I'd put my hand out for a low five and you would instinctually go to slap my low five but I would snatch my hand back and say "too slow" and take off laughing ...
I dont know why that cracked me up so much...it wasn't because I was trying to be mean, cause i totally wasnt... I'm pretty sure it's because you would find it funny to figure out some way to get me back later playing on my very eyes I think we'd be laughing all the time and I think we would have been good friends...who knows what else? Hehe
I really have loved to get you to wear a button-up shirt for me and go back to your place for coffee unbutton every button except that top button hahahaha. I would laugh my booty off at you running around the place with your shirt as a cape!!! Hahaha. I really hope that doesn't offend you I really apologize if it did sorry that this is so long
P.s. you made it to the live shows yay!!! Congratulations!! Good Luck!
If your ever in the OKC area or if your ever anywhere in Oklahoma let me know maybe we can hang out....🙂😎 HA. Il not anywhere near cool. Hahaha. Ttyl