[Tomato] Clam Man : Clam Business
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2024
- Tomato plays Clam Man!
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I'm glad Tomato feels the same way about the "customer is always right" thing, the customer is right when the customer is RIGHT god damn it.
7 years of Customer service and I still have yet to see a customer that was right.
Anyone who thinks that they, as a customer, are always right means they have never worked a day in their life.
@@noodleshogun293 I'm going on 6 and it's the same thing on my end
As someone who works in retail, there have been so many times I wish I could tell them to GTFO lol
I only bother with customer service when I've been wronged, and I actually am always right.
but i'm also nice about it because i understand it's a wretched job.
BUT some cs mfs do like to turn that it around and be a real pain in the ass as if the giant corporation that enslaves them's money was theirs, so it's a two way street
Gotta say, the best thing I think I've ever heard when talking to a anthropomorphic clam is, "Shut trap, musselboy."
Local fruit becomes homeless, argues about cheese for 10 minutes
local cheese salesman goes mad after someone says american cheese is cheese.
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A HERETICAL THING!
The only real cheese is aged sharp cheddar.
9:46 Fun fact! The phrase "The customer is always right!" was championed by (And possibly created by) a man named Harry Gordon Selfridge who owned and operated a major department store of his own surname located in London back in 1901-1941. Thankfully he got what he deserved and died penniless as a result of the great depression and was muscled out of his own business by his own board as a result of debts.
Fun Fact!
Ive been trained for customer service at 3 different locales and, unilatterally, I have been told "assume the customer is wrong, just be pleasant and solve their problem."
Because any customer who assumes theyre right is almost certainly stupid enough to believe whatever you tell them.
And the full phrase was "The customer is always right...In matters of taste".
if they want a terrible looking wallpaper, let them buy it
@@brosephnoonan223 that's a fact
Tomato "Talking about cheese for half an hour" gaming
Tomato "Lactose Intolerant Beware" Gaming
ITS NOT EVEN A HALF AN
ITS LIKE 13 MINUTES
I had such a great time watching this live!!! tomato's voice acting and general roleplay always elicits a gut laughter, I'm very glad I found him lol
This was extremely enjoyable. And half an hour rant about cheese in the middle didn't feel out of place either :D
I gotta disagree with him on the parmesan bit, though. fresh parmesan is one of my favorite cheeses.
@@conk444 Most people don't realize that a parmesan chunked from an actual block of parmesan doesn't smell or taste anything as vile as the powdered stuff you find in plastic bottles in a supermarket.
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13:20 actually like 70% of all scanner related injuries come from people who sit on there, it breaks and then they have fucking glass in their Asschecks
No joke, they have to use glass that breaks non sharp and stays together, like weaker car Windows
Tamto "desperately trying to cover his mistakes with parlour tricks and silencing" Gaming
Tomlo "Grab that guy! Throw him into the pit!" Gaming
I hope tomatos surgery went well. He said it will take 20 mins, which is pretty long for a soul implant,but tomato is no ordinary ginger.
3:52:23 I can believe that after 4 hours of goofy voices
fitting way of ending it
i like how you can tell that someone on the dev team was an SBFP fan
Dolphin zubaz and shark rage, 10/10
_WAS_
Glad these vids are managed by Brett. Means we don’t have to wait till 3pm!
I'm ironically watching this at 3pm and dont know who Brett is
Serious Gaming As far as I know Brett is a friend of Tomato’s that manages his UA-cam vids. Additionally Tomato is a bit of a night owl and wakes up to start streaming around 3pm. So the fact that these videos are uploaded around 10am is a life saver for those of us who have afternoon/evening obligations.
Mitchell Richburg I am also a creature of the night and watch the streams in my secret trash hole
I couldn't scream "WHO AND WHERE ARE THE WRONG WAY ROUND" any louder than I could.
Same. It was honestly killing me
Such a great VOD
Good times
2:28:17 for redman's cheese induced meltdown
I like to think during the cheese rant, the characters in the game are just sitting in the background awkwardly sitting and just listening to this whole rant like "ok.... how do I leave"
Every time tamto tries to order food the good shit is always closed.
this is the clams life was before tomato savagely devoured them in his streamer life simulator stream, think about it from their perspective.
oh.
@@BakedBanana oh ×2
"Cheese is not mold nor is it the by-product of mold. But some cheese varieties like blue cheese have specific species of mold that are intentionally added during the cheesemaking process to enhance the flavor of texture. The mold added to these cheeses can be thought of as a special ingredient."
Is this a prequel to the streamer life simulator stream? Are we getting a tomato livestream cinematic universe?
Edit: Never Forget 1:12:06 tomato pronounces "voila" as "viola"
Edit: lol at the cheese bit, American cheese is dog trash cheese. The wax is on Gouda you cheese illiterates!
american cheese has its place. like in a quick trash grilled cheese
American cheese isnt just craft singlets you can buy actual American yellow cheese it goes great on burgers.
Zrolo That's fair.
Dominic Wells True but I think most of us picture those awful plastic wrapped things they call cheese, that crap is nasty.
American cheese isn't even legally allowed to be considered cheese.
It's cheese *product.*
That's how bad American cheese is.
It's literally cheese whiz that's been hardened and cut into squares.
It is an abomination.
Yo this man mentioning Zoids fills me with so much joy. Blade Liger was my favorite...next to Shadow Fox and Command Wolf.
I’m not a cheese man but I found myself very interested in it for whatever reason and now I’m questioning myself
I love listening to the cheese debate he had with his chat
The clam painting is a reference to the painting ''Woman With A Pearl Earring'' by Johannes Vermeer, made in 1665, I don't see where circle jerking comes in, classics are classics because they are timeless, I don't see why you should not appreciate a beautiful painting just because other people like it too. And Mona Lisa was pretty amazing *for it's day* It's easy for a modern man to say ''oh I've seen a guy on Deviantart do better with a PC and proper software'' because Mona Lisa was painted between 1505-1506, look at art a hundred, two hundred or god forbid three hundred years before that and you'll see why it is pretty cool for it's time.
Hell I do concept art and I could whip up a much more convincing and realistic looking woman pretty quickly, but that's not the point, I'm not using oil paint that doesn't allow you to make mistakes, I'm not living in a time where a 100 years ago people didn't know how to draw a cat without making it look like it got hit in the face with a giant mallet, I have the luxury of being able to look at the old masters and learn from them, there were no old masters back then, these people were doing a completely new thing. Granted Vermeer was quite a bit later than Da Vinci, by almost two hundred years but that doesn't make his paintings any worse. I wouldn't pay billions or even millions for it but it's still a very beautiful painting, and an untarnished window into history, where else can you see how people looked like back then? What they wore? Art is the only visual representation of the past, made by people who lived in the past, that's what makes it invaluable.
Only 25 minutes in and this game is great, thanks a bunch Tomato!
Not a single mention of Munster during the cheese talk. I'm disappointed.
Ah yes. The bane of deli slicers...
Was NOT expecting the Zaibatsu in the credits. Memories of a simpler time.
13:08 *Hugo flashbacks intensify*
a half hour of tamto's weird food takes
at least we now know you could torture him with a ham and american cheese sandwich
imagine liking cheese as much as this freak! Tomato-gaming more like Cheese-gaming
Thanks for all the stuff you do Brett
That hardcore cheese convo though...
I used to work with a lady exactly like that cursed octo granny
I *currently* work with 2 ladies *exactly* like that cursed octo-gran. One is a figurine collecting weeb, the other is a gaslighting old lady
1:49:50. Oh man... seeing that just brings back sad memories... was this game out before or after the super best friends split?
this game makes my hands all CLAMMY
This game makes my hands clammy
All this cheese talk makes me want to make home made pizza
Calling someone Clam Man is like calling someone human person
The Darkest Dungeon references hit me hard lmao
Never knew he was here, now I need to see more
Gorgonzola? take a long walk off a short pier right now.
Ok, I'm coming back for the rind rant. So people can't flip out about eating mold cheese, but the rind is a step too far? wow bro, I'm actually angry.
Cheese is like crack to the human brain, look it up.
So this is what the clams did before tomato ate them
Tomato sniping chat lol
that song at 52 min is so good
Pepperjack for life
tomato really showing his white guy heritage with going on a half hour rant
At 1:49:00 is probably the best reference to super best friends whom are no longer but god damn that's funny. How many of y'all know this reference? And yeah I know the "Baz" is from dive kick but the rage on the other hand....we dont talk about
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I eat cheese with my relish toast
I'm convinced tomato used to be an actual chef
Hes much too ginger to have ever worked near open flames
2:52:37 Monty Python much?
Crywank vibe song for da claaaaam man
VIOLA!
Love tomato :)
"16 rents?"
1:40:00 the whole exchange with the mafiosos was wonderful
Wish I was there during the cheese talk
It’s all about the mayonnaise
The nothing personnel, kid reference towards the end was such a call back.
Lmao that dunkey reference
this sort of content i enjoy alot i need more of this
I wanted to hear about pepperjack :/
Your Mona Lisa Argument is true. The Beatles and Beyonce are great modern examples
the clam says what? but tomato says "cheese"
for some reason when he did the dance with the jellyfish at 1:22:22 all i could think of was that time jontron danced to the lion king song
Thanks tomato
2:48:44 Lmao, says the guy that plays videogames for a living
Tomato knows 'The Clam with the Pearl Earring' was a parody of the real life 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' and not 'Mona Lisa', right?
Also, Ghost in the Shell is the least "ayaya" anime gets. Tomato abuses that crappy meme word.
pretty sure he does, but he's speaking about those world famous art pieces in general and the mona lisa is the quintessential example of it
He was talking about art as an entirety
@@minimmats I don't think I would buy the mona lisa to display in my home even for 50 bucks, so what does that mean for its value? Modern works on the other hand I already have some.
Minim no I agree with him. It’s a nice painting. I wouldn’t want to buy it
@@minimmats
The value of an art piece is, by design, subjective. That used to *not* be the case, because quality of art used to *not* be subjective.
But now, a red line on a white background is considered as "treasured" as the classics. Despite being replicable by a toddler. Mostly in part to facilitate money laundering.
Is this a sequel to clam streamer?
1:49:11 no one else get the reference there?
1:49:50
Well that just hurts to see
Ya hate ta see it
It's really confusing when tomato starts making shotguns noises and banning people
3:44:17 i was NOT expecting that lmaao
Honestly, I think your cheese takes are completely correct. Romano is just better parm and American is not good in my opinion. I do however eat the brie crust because I'm lazy. I don't want to be rich, but I just want to have enough money to buy lots of cheese!
Tomato why don't you upload on your main channel anymore?
Capitalism, baby!
i eat all the cheeses he said the opposite way. so parm i eat by itself and i put provalon in my pasta
1:49:51 The poster is a reference to super best friends
No body said muenster cheese! One of the great cheeses! Sad.
"Greatest cheeses"
Yeah. If by "great" you mean "not great at all"
Heimskr, Prophet of Talos never said “greatest” just said one of the great. It’s soft, melts easily and complements most things.
It’s even good by itself. Great in a grilled cheese.
Anyone know where I can find that song after he got fired, the one rubbing it in. I've look around and can't seem to find it.
1:53:50 zoo thing? I'm curious now what's he talking about?
mimolette is quite nice
oh.
My boy.
2 rules.
1. You dont eat American "cheese"
2. You dont fuck with Dropsy
mmmm 2:23:00 cheese stream, amazing
Goat Cheese?
1:50:13 Yooooooooooooo SBFP reference
2:52:41 I bet that’s a man in drag.
Zaibatsu assemble!!..oh wait :(
idk, relish on toast doesn't sound that bad...
11:50 videogamedunkey reference!?
1:50:00 oh shit a zaibatsu reference
zuuuuuuu
2:34:32 is that a jojo reference?
I liked this game but like, man some parts of the plot make hilariously little sense.
Also what the hell did ham ever do to you
Zoid models are too expensive though
HUGELY true.
But at least they arent 40k models.
As a lactose intolerant individual, I have to skip a lot of the cheese rant. Oh and Smerican Cheese Epitomizes all of America. Looks really good until you have it, then you realize everything is fake and bad for your health
Is that supposed to be Epstein portrait in the beginning
i thought it was Anthony Bourdain
@@SirSpycrab weren't they the same person
Tomato talking about cheese sound like trump.
1:05:33 Dead body reported