And I stood there with my fumb out and he stung he he stung it and he grabbed onto it, it was like he was makin love to it with each sting. In n out, in n out, more n more. OHH THE PUS, THE PAIN,THE BLACK VOODOO, THE WET JIGSAW PUZZLE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENIN, OHH FOR DAYS, I WAS IN A TRACE, BUT WHEN I CAME TO, THERE IT WAS, LIKE A FLESHY MARACA, A FUMB OF GIGANTIC PROPORTION, I MIRACLE I SAID, A MIRACLE, YOU'RE A TRUE WIZARD, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YA? He said to me, 500 euros. 500 EUROS!? YOU WONT SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAAG, SO I RAISED MY FUMB UP TO SMASH HIS TINY SKULL IN, I COULD SEE IT IN HIS LITTLE INSECT FACE, I COULD SEE HIM THINKIN, OHHH I CREATED THAT MONSTA, I CREATED THAT FUMB AND NOW IT'S KILLIN ME, MY OWN BEASTLY CREATION, KILLIN ME DEAD, THE SWEET IRONY. I think he was sayin that, although it was a long time ago and in hindsight, he could've just been shittin himself.
I'm adamant the only reason the Hitcher character exists is because Noel had one of those limited edition polo shaped polo packs and taped it on as a monocle as a spur of the moment thing.
“Even me own motha would reel back in horror like an anaconda, ‘OOOHHHHH(in a tremblesque voice)wha’ is it?! Ge’ it ow of here....it’s tiny...it’s ‘orrible...it’s revol’in ’...”
That is easily the best monologue I've ever heard in my life, back then and even now. Funny part is I looked this episode up to show someone where the executioner's voice in disenchantment is from lol
The best thing about this is that the radio show had a version just as brilliant but totally different which goes to show how creative Noel Fielding is at surrealism
@@MichaelJohnson-kq7qghaha people attributing Boosh to Noel when he hasn’t produced anything of this quality since is funny. I firmly believe Julian is the greatest of the pair (although I do love Noel).
It probably was -- I saw a behind-the-scenes special once, and most of the filming involved them all just improvving roughly outlined scenes. Most of our favorite bits/dialogue were just one of many hilarious/ridiculous alternatives created on the spot.
@@JimMorrisonLoL Love the Doors - named after "The Doors of Perception" by Aldous Huxley, a short book about his experiences with mescalin, as I'm sure you know
+Rossi the Bossi And as I raised my thumb up to crush his tiny skull in, I could see it in his eyes; " *I created that monster, I CREATED that monster! and now its killin' me, my own beast in creation!* " the sweet Irony!
Hare Krishna yes I remember this and still wet me knickers watching this it's like watching Sydney Barrett on a trip to planet Gong in a teapot taxi where we belong and as hilarious as old Greg
“You won’t see penny one from me you slag” is my favourite quote 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he looks aswell when he says "500 €"
I quote this when I family member says I owe them money
The thing with boosh is the more you watch it, the funnier it gets.
Just like your Mum’s mighty boosh, except it’s not funny, it’s fear inspiring
That monologue is perfect. The way it cuts back to him blankly staring ahead afterwards is hilarious.
"...anywhere here...?"
The blank stare kills me 😂
Both Monologues are great...poor Moon's awkward attempt to break the ice and the thump story. This was a great shows.
Julian’s 4th wall break in the middle, though.
FIVE ‘UNDRED EUROS!? YOU WON’T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME YOU SLAAAAG!
THE PUS! THE PAIN! THE BLACK VOODOO! THE WET JIGSAW PUZZLE!!
this is the best thing ever
Still better than most Uber passengers I had
this comment made me scream with laughter thank you
"..And in hindsight, he coulda' just been shittin' himself........."
Slopping his Trousers...
'Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reelin about with the apple cores'
like they do
Like they do!
drunk as hell !
And I stood there with my fumb out and he stung he he stung it and he grabbed onto it, it was like he was makin love to it with each sting. In n out, in n out, more n more. OHH THE PUS, THE PAIN,THE BLACK VOODOO, THE WET JIGSAW PUZZLE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENIN, OHH FOR DAYS, I WAS IN A TRACE, BUT WHEN I CAME TO, THERE IT WAS, LIKE A FLESHY MARACA, A FUMB OF GIGANTIC PROPORTION, I MIRACLE I SAID, A MIRACLE, YOU'RE A TRUE WIZARD, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YA? He said to me, 500 euros. 500 EUROS!? YOU WONT SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAAG, SO I RAISED MY FUMB UP TO SMASH HIS TINY SKULL IN, I COULD SEE IT IN HIS LITTLE INSECT FACE, I COULD SEE HIM THINKIN, OHHH I CREATED THAT MONSTA, I CREATED THAT FUMB AND NOW IT'S KILLIN ME, MY OWN BEASTLY CREATION, KILLIN ME DEAD, THE SWEET IRONY. I think he was sayin that, although it was a long time ago and in hindsight, he could've just been shittin himself.
Like they do
"There it was! Like a fleshy maraca!"
+Nubxei (勝者) A thumb, of GIGANTIC proportion!
Next time I audition for something I'm using this monologue.
Brilliant! I once built an entire routine around George Carlin!
Greg Dillard probably what killed him
I liked the commentary track from the DVD- Noel at one point goes "God, am I still talkin'?"
To quote Vince in a completely different episode “How that never won a Bafta, I will never know”.
Crack fox
My son used the term "The wet jigsaw puzzle" cuz he had heard me saying it. The comedic timing was perfect.
At one point you can see Julian came very close to laughing
I suspect the reason that most of that bit is filmed close in on Noel is because Julian couldn't keep it together for long. What person could?
Pushing really hard to make Howard Moon break character! Hilarious!
The backstories to all of the strange Mighty Boosh characters are always batshit insane and I love it.
Got a place at drama school by auditioning with this monologue
for real? lmao
I'm adamant the only reason the Hitcher character exists is because Noel had one of those limited edition polo shaped polo packs and taped it on as a monocle as a spur of the moment thing.
My favourite Boosh character by far.
Tony Harrison is mine 😄
@@onesunnyday5699 this is an outrage
Naw. Crack Fox is the best. Then Old Gregg.
@@DarGremlin in your opinion....
@@DarGremlin I agree! 🍻
I HAD TO LEAVE THA FAMILY UNIT!
I use "I'm gonna slash like a powerful 'orse!" way too often.
"Coming outta me like yellow cable"
"Turns out 'e was in the local primary school, in the bin... Reelin' about with the apple cores. Like they do"
"Kill me?, I ain't gonna kill yeh mate im gonna go sprinkle the onion."
“Even me own motha would reel back in horror like an anaconda, ‘OOOHHHHH(in a tremblesque voice)wha’ is it?! Ge’ it ow of here....it’s tiny...it’s ‘orrible...it’s revol’in ’...”
"comin' outa me like yellow cable" XD
This scene gives me that feeling of when I'm driving at night with nobody around and the road is bordered with creepy looking trees.
This show was so ahead of its time.
That is easily the best monologue I've ever heard in my life, back then and even now. Funny part is I looked this episode up to show someone where the executioner's voice in disenchantment is from lol
Definitely a worthwhile clip, but in my opinion the executioner voice is more like Noel's usual speaking voice.
Right? The hitchers speech was delivered so well and it looks like it was a one take, Wich must have been difficult for noel to do
The best thing about this is that the radio show had a version just as brilliant but totally different which goes to show how creative Noel Fielding is at surrealism
Julian does the majority of the writing.
@@MichaelJohnson-kq7qghaha people attributing Boosh to Noel when he hasn’t produced anything of this quality since is funny. I firmly believe Julian is the greatest of the pair (although I do love Noel).
3:17 Barratt can barely contain himself.
Wet Jigsaw Puzzle
Best band name.
Duuude! yes! XD
I'm sure I heard them on the John Peel Radio 1 show in the late 70s
The best four minutes forty seconds in the history of life.
“And when I came-to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportions!”
Watch the Hitchers mouth. I love how Noel is struggling not to crack. He must've shattered his cheekbones trying not to smile
I've been backed up for some time, boy!
Archvile Coming' at a' me like a log yellow cable'!
Fdggf Hytjdgsrh "I'm gonna slash like a powerful 'orse."
Comin' outta me like yellow cable!
..., the wet jigsaw puzzle.
"fleshy maraca" that line got me haha sometimes I don't get the humor of mighty boosh and sometimes it hits me hard lol
"Comin out me like yellow cable"
Man I miss Tv like this
The third wall break at 2.46,amazing.
Reelin' about in the apple cores, like they do
It's 2003 and a young Rosco has come home from the pub blasted, he's put on late night bbc three and his life changed forever ❤
The fumb !
The moment i heard the hitcher speak with a comically stupid cockney accent was one of the largest fits of laughter I have ever had
2:45 cracks me up.
OOOO ITS COMIN AATA ME LIKE A YELLA CABLE!
Half man half hornet
Something tells me Noel's story was improv
It probably was -- I saw a behind-the-scenes special once, and most of the filming involved them all just improvving roughly outlined scenes. Most of our favorite bits/dialogue were just one of many hilarious/ridiculous alternatives created on the spot.
To this day I still use the yellow cable bit on every trip to the bathroom
I'm gonna slash like a powerful horse.
I remember watching this when I was younger I was scared shitless
When I need to pee I need to start saying, “I’m gonna slash like a powerful ‘orse.”
What's in the box.... Travel sweets 😅
"Even me own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda"
Pure genius.
'The wet jigsaw puzzle'......Genius, that is all
Great way to reiterate the fact that this is all taking place in a primary school bin
I'm printing out the words to this and framing it for me car
The show is insane! LMAO
This is the episode that got me hooked on the show. Wonder why eh? Let me tell ya ‘bout his thumb,
Coming outta me like yellow cable! DWL!
My favourite boost scene 😀🌟
The hitcher is one of my favourite movies
I never realised it was vince until i saw them live many years after the episode
Brilliant. Every series, brilliant.
Wouldn't surprise me if Noel Adlibbed this. Genius.
I like how he pronounces "Shaman"
Yet people gave bbc three so much shit when we got gems like this.
1:00 If You Give This Man A Ride Sweet Momma He Would Die...Killer On The Road
Never Fails To Crack Me Up
"sweet memory will die" - it's "Riders On The Storm" by The Doors
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Andrew Websdale "Riders On The Storm" grew out of a Doors jam where they slowed down "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
@@JimMorrisonLoL Love the Doors - named after "The Doors of Perception" by Aldous Huxley, a short book about his experiences with mescalin, as I'm sure you know
Omg how did i never notice this lol
Lol the doors come on the radio
Comin' outta me, like yellow cable....
*FIVE HUNDRED EUROS?!?!?!?!*
You wont see penny one from me you SLAAAG!!!
+Rossi the Bossi And as I raised my thumb up to crush his tiny skull in, I could see it in his eyes; " *I created that monster, I CREATED that monster! and now its killin' me, my own beast in creation!* " the sweet Irony!
I fink 'e was sayin' that
@@brandongonzalez6277 "in hindsight he might 'ave bin shittin 'imself"
lmao! aw man i haven't seen any Boosh in ages. thanks for this!
I quite like British humor
This is an underrated masterpiece of monologue
"That's one of mine"
Comin' outta me like yellow cable
What's in the box travel sweets that's one of mine 😂😂😂
I love the way all the music in the show is original-like at 1:01 the Doors-like song played by Julian
Calling someone an onion I’ve heard it twice in my life
"Comin outta me like a yellow cable."
I hate being in awkward car rides like this
Hesus H. Christo thank you for sharing. Thumbs up to you.
I love the hitcher. He's well sinister.
*Killer on the road*
"AND HE STUNG IT AND HE STUNG IT"
The character later became a cockney! I'm a cockney!
The wet jigsaw puzzle
The show freaked me out as a kid, not gonna lie
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Finally found a masterpiece again.
It’s so brilliant, it HURTS
Travel sweets thats one of mine!!
Awesome
Magical stuff.
That's an intriguing thumb :)
D'YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY THUMB? INTRIGUE YA DOES IT BOY?
what the hell was noel fielding on?
Old Gregg could take this dude with his mangina.
Are you playing one of you're love games ?
Why does Howard always forget he met the Hitcher?
"comin' outta me like yella cable"
Hare Krishna yes I remember this and still wet me knickers watching this it's like watching Sydney Barrett on a trip to planet Gong in a teapot taxi where we belong and as hilarious as old Greg
Ever since then they became enemies
Women love this man