Nurgle benefits from the Aftermath of Khorne's warfare while not intruding into his domain like Tzeentch and Slaanesh do, they've always gotten along. Khorne is the brother Nurgle loves the most and Nurgle the rival Khorne hates the least.
@@baird5682 modern medicine be like: with our help, your death sentence of a disease shall no longer threaten your life, for a fee of course, and a hefty one at that
@@julianfull280 Icecrown Citadel. It was a raid in WoW, after the last boss you got the cinematic OP was memeing on. Chek "Arthas death" or "Lich King death"
well it is a demon after all so it wouldn't be that much of a stretch for it appendage be its own entity and have its own personality, not that I would know never really played Slaanesh faction it's little bit too squishy for my taste
So far, N'kari has suffered from these: + Auto-resolve shenanigan. + Monke Technological "progress". + Getting one-upped by Miao Ying in the... ahem... "graphic enhancement" mod race. + Some elven archer popped his/her/its precious fake heart. And now this. N'kari really went from Great Enemy of the High Elves to the laughingstock of Tarriff.
someone needs to chart out all the disease names, for more meme potential. also, i recommend a short on the Moot, namely how useful it is to the Skaven. it's a small Settlement with only four building slots, but it's the only one in the province, and has a pasture building. this means that with the Efficient Planning Commandment, Skaven can reliably keep Corruption at zero in the province, meaning that between the Low Skaven Corruption and Slaughter Factory, that particular settlement can generate 9 food a turn in perpetuity, and Public Order will be relatively high by Skaven Standards. in short, recreate the opening to LotR explaining the Shire, but with the Rat boys in the Moot.
This is a heinous war crime! The Gisoreux Convention will not stand for this! Let's join hands and appendages in a prayer to Slaanesh-chan so that she/he/it ends N'kari's plight as a power bottom and return him back to his rightful place as a power vers; stronger, larger and blessed with the endurance of the gods.
Bro... you used the Warcraft 3 music when Arthas betrays his father... I can't even... EDIT : Nevermind, it's when the Lich King dies, but it was arthas-related
0:46 slanessh: "richard. *grabs right* is it. Over?" Pp: "at long last. no king is erect forever my son" Slaneesh: "i see. Only. 50% pleasure. Before. Mee." *goes flacid* Pp: "without its masters blood supply. The slaneeshy concubines will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained. There must always be. A pimp king." Nurgle: *picks it up* "the weight of such a burden. It must be mine. For there is no other* Baelakor: "NURGLE. You hold a grim prosthetic in your hands grandfather. But it is not your own. Nurgle: "baelakor!...... by all that is rotting...." *sees baelakor fully mutated with slaneeshy parts* Baleakor: "the slaneeshy pleasure sealed my fate. Regular interactions. Can no longer pleasure me. Place the member upon my waist nurgle. Forevermore i will be the jailor of the depraved." Nurgle:"n. No. No. I definitely cannot" Baelakor: "please grandfather. Do it. Do it. You and these other factions have your own desires to fullfill. This last gift of pleasure. Is mine." Nurgle: "you will not be forgotten" Baelakor: "i must be forgotten. If the world is to live semi free from the tyrany of the concubis. They must never know who has the member." Nurgle:........ Baelakor:.......*raises waist* Nurgle: *spits on the mamber and slaps it onto baelakors waist*. Baelakor: "GYAHHH. Tell them only that slaneesh is flacid. And that belakor died of pleasure with him. NOW GOO. Leave this place and never return" Nurgle: *thumbs up and runs away as fast as he can*
Don't be too sad, N'kari, He's Standing Firmly in Slaanesh's Palace
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I tried so hard to not use the E word to avoid unexpected censorship
And thus khorne and nurgle became best friends forever
They were always friends
@@howdoyoudo5949 Naturally. The god that enforces endless cycles would synergize well with a god that wants non-stop blood and skulls
They are also the most prone to using melee.
Nurgle benefits from the Aftermath of Khorne's warfare while not intruding into his domain like Tzeentch and Slaanesh do, they've always gotten along.
Khorne is the brother Nurgle loves the most and Nurgle the rival Khorne hates the least.
Makes sense, they are the first two GW created.
And thus, Ulthuan was saved by a stinky boi.
that might actually be the cruelest thing a nurgle follower has done to anyone
How about AIDS?
@@baird5682 modern medicine be like:
with our help, your death sentence of a disease shall no longer threaten your life, for a fee of course, and a hefty one at that
@@guimts8881that would work for aristocrats in 40k, but in fantasy there is no treatment nor cure
Festus has the cure
N'kari: But without you, I'll only get 50% of pleasure!
Ku'gath: That's what you think!
Target infected: N'kari, seeping hemorrhoids
That awful moment when Little Cadia no longer stands.
Cadia Stands!
Cadia, Stands!
Cadia... Stands.
Cadia...
"Slannesh, is it over?"
"No appendage rises forever, N'kari"
"I see only backups before me."
It seems that the only thing bound to stay forever are memes from IC cinematic
@@yof106Shooort? And now N'kari has it flaccid too
@@julianfull280 You done goofed my vertically challenged friend, that's IE
@@yof106 what is IC? As a matter of fact, the biggest meme resource so far has been IE trailer lol
@@julianfull280 Icecrown Citadel. It was a raid in WoW, after the last boss you got the cinematic OP was memeing on. Chek "Arthas death" or "Lich King death"
I love the idea that his appendage is its own entity.
well it is a demon after all so it wouldn't be that much of a stretch for it appendage be its own entity and have its own personality, not that I would know never really played Slaanesh faction it's little bit too squishy for my taste
@@mattt0149 So much innuendo in this. And I don't touch those weirdos either. They have cooties.
when you worship Tzeench and He gives you a new head, but in the wrong (right?) place
I mean.
As the God of Excess.
They would enjoy Excess of Flacidity.
You kick one excess to the curb, a 1000 new excesses pop out from its place.
that's why N'karis pp said he has a backup in his backside
it's lack of erection so it offends slannesh!
He can now enjoy pleasure withought ending
Imagine waiving your excessively flaccid appendage around to greet people. Damn, that would be a thing I totally would do.
When Tarriff's shitpost about N'kari having erectile dysfunction has better writing and production value than modern Hollywood Movies :
actually... unironically
Your worded how I felt after watching this, the music and the convo they're having is just *chef's kiss*
Technology has gone so far that we can say shit like these on the internet
So far, N'kari has suffered from these:
+ Auto-resolve shenanigan.
+ Monke Technological "progress".
+ Getting one-upped by Miao Ying in the... ahem... "graphic enhancement" mod race.
+ Some elven archer popped his/her/its precious fake heart.
And now this. N'kari really went from Great Enemy of the High Elves to the laughingstock of Tarriff.
Always has been
soon skarsnik is going to show up randomly to put salt in the wound lol
Tariff's lol cow
The closest thing to the "Testicular Torsion" spell we'll get in Warhammer.
i think this is the masterpiece, someone record this to norscan wall paints
what paints?
@@mesaultintensifies2491 cave art
@@임태균-g9q oh, NOW it makes sense.
@@mesaultintensifies2491 *confused monkey noises
@@mesaultintensifies2491 *confused monkey noises
Average Chaos God Rivalry
"You still have my backup in your backside"
Oh my fucking lord, I lost it!
This should make Nurgle an arch rival against Slaanesh even greater the Khrone
He now has to eat blue horrors
someone needs to chart out all the disease names, for more meme potential.
also, i recommend a short on the Moot, namely how useful it is to the Skaven. it's a small Settlement with only four building slots, but it's the only one in the province, and has a pasture building. this means that with the Efficient Planning Commandment, Skaven can reliably keep Corruption at zero in the province, meaning that between the Low Skaven Corruption and Slaughter Factory, that particular settlement can generate 9 food a turn in perpetuity, and Public Order will be relatively high by Skaven Standards.
in short, recreate the opening to LotR explaining the Shire, but with the Rat boys in the Moot.
I just think about Sigvald's MAGNIFICENCE and I don't have that problem any more.
Crotch rot has made a comeback from the 40k verse.
* Nurglish giggling *
Arthas music 👌
Looks like it's back to powerbottoming for the Slaaneshi.
This was a more heart breaking story than Twilight
The saddest parting since the Iron Giant.
Saddest moment in video game history D:
my literal favorite one
should be a short
Of course N'Kari talks to it...and it talks back...
Slannesh is a hell of a drug kids.
On the bright side. He still has his unholy passage.
And yet, the torment feeds Slaanesh all the same xD
It's wild to hear Arthas, My Son with this on screen
It should actually have bonus against Slaanesh's factions
This is one of the reasons why Slaanesh doesn't attack Nurgle. Filth doesn't scare him, but erectile disfunction sure does.
Nurgle knows his rivals well
This was emotional ride... tearing up over here...
at least it didn't say :"ahh I see bright light at the end of tunnel"
This is a heinous war crime! The Gisoreux Convention will not stand for this!
Let's join hands and appendages in a prayer to Slaanesh-chan so that she/he/it ends N'kari's plight as a power bottom and return him back to his rightful place as a power vers; stronger, larger and blessed with the endurance of the gods.
Invincible playing in the background makes it so much better
At least it's not testicular torsion
This has to be my favorite one from you yet
And I expect this *Flaccid* thing soften the claws too, Oil is heated, soft shell crab tonight that is.
For Nurgles next trick, it'll be the crotch plague.
This should be called "Nurgle's Revenge"
That is indeed the most terrifying thing to do to a Slaaneshi...
A true tragedy for the ages. 😭
Joke's on you, they're into that too.
Normally i dont like Nurgle but this, this puts a smile on my face
nkari is becoming the new morghur at this point
The one plague to defeat all of Slaanesh!
amazing tarrif rofl
Morathi has blocked you
The tragedy...
Talk about hitting under the belt
make this canon gw
this is an ingame feature so it is canon
The nighmare of every slaaneshy : BLUEBALLS🤣
Why is this the saddest tragedy i've ever witnessed
But how can I satisfy the Daemonettes now?
He does have an incredibly flexible tongue. Ten fingers, and a tail. Also can shapeshift into anything. They'll be fine.
One more secret N’Kari will keep…😂
I'm pretty sure there's still some slaaneshi who enjoy that.
I ❤Tarriff 😊
Briliant!
Now to figure out how to simultaneously deny slaaneshy deamons usage of their holes and she drops out of the great game. (By her own hand probably.)
No king rules forever
Too bad for N'kari there are no blue pills in this Warhammer universe xD
Well the blue horrors work
What a fearful plague.🤣
They'd just get off on how they can't get it up anymore, those damn freaks lmao
Love the athas theme. To be honest SLANNESH and all it's ilk kind of deserve it. Nurgle is doing what any of us would do protect your waifu
N’Kari needs some Enzyte
F for my boy😢
If Sigvald is taken with this disease.....
That is freaking hilarious 😆🤣
The eternal Game does not allow for Allies.
Still better love story (?) than Twilight.
Wouldnt N’kari got new pleasure though? *Humiliation play* with limp sword.
Finally the slaanesh nerf we needed
Bro... you used the Warcraft 3 music when Arthas betrays his father... I can't even...
EDIT : Nevermind, it's when the Lich King dies, but it was arthas-related
I hate Slaanesh despite being pro chaos myself but I actually feel sorry for the keeper.
I really should go to bed..........
Demoted and punished
Holy shit
So sad rip N'kari 50%
What did I just watch?
Always wear a condom when "fighting" with Nurgle
I do not like N'kari's sensual AI ASMR whispering, no sir.
Hardcore demon problems.
0:46 slanessh: "richard. *grabs right* is it. Over?"
Pp: "at long last. no king is erect forever my son"
Slaneesh: "i see. Only. 50% pleasure. Before. Mee." *goes flacid*
Pp: "without its masters blood supply. The slaneeshy concubines will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained. There must always be. A pimp king."
Nurgle: *picks it up* "the weight of such a burden. It must be mine. For there is no other*
Baelakor: "NURGLE. You hold a grim prosthetic in your hands grandfather. But it is not your own.
Nurgle: "baelakor!...... by all that is rotting...." *sees baelakor fully mutated with slaneeshy parts*
Baleakor: "the slaneeshy pleasure sealed my fate. Regular interactions. Can no longer pleasure me. Place the member upon my waist nurgle. Forevermore i will be the jailor of the depraved."
Nurgle:"n. No. No. I definitely cannot"
Baelakor: "please grandfather. Do it. Do it. You and these other factions have your own desires to fullfill. This last gift of pleasure. Is mine."
Nurgle: "you will not be forgotten"
Baelakor: "i must be forgotten. If the world is to live semi free from the tyrany of the concubis. They must never know who has the member."
Nurgle:........
Baelakor:.......*raises waist*
Nurgle: *spits on the mamber and slaps it onto baelakors waist*.
Baelakor: "GYAHHH. Tell them only that slaneesh is flacid. And that belakor died of pleasure with him. NOW GOO. Leave this place and never return"
Nurgle: *thumbs up and runs away as fast as he can*
I am immortal☠️
A war crime............
Tarriff no xD
Tragedy
Thats a Yikes from me.
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Hahaha.....just as planned
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Stand Up comedy at it's lowest...
Sleepy Joe puts himself to shame once again