SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 02
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- Опубліковано 18 сер 2013
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Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
Cast (By order of appearance)
Jragoswinn: Narrator, Tiffany, Caps Lock Guy, Additional Voices
/ jragoswinn
YamatoSFX: Kirito, Additional Voices
@YamatoSFX
TehExorcist: Diabel
@TehEx0rcist
Hayabusa449: Kibaou, Additional Voices
/ actormmurdock
Sonicring123: Additional Voices
@Sonicring123Dubs
Misanda: Asuna
LordMegatronG1: Jeffrey, Voices in Jeffrey's Head
@TeamTrainWreck
Editor/Photoshop Artist: YamatoSFX
Foley Artist/Master of Music: Jragoswinn
Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449, Jragoswinn
A Something Witty Production - Комедії
So I just realized that the reason Asuna doesn’t know how to open the menu is because the Black Cats stole the tutorial NPC.
Also the reason why two thousand people died at the beginning 🤣
This comment is way too underated
BRO I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
holy sh!t... YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!
Can you please explain it further i cant remember what happened
And thus, Asuna began her plan to marry Kirito to get access to his inventory to finally take the coat rightfully owed to her.
What an evil plan!
She wants the 1's AND the 0's
I don't think it was for the coat... She said she was going to make his life a living hell and she's a woman of her word lol
Canon
She then proceeded to divorce him to get half his stuff
Can we appreciate that Kirito lived with the narrator for a month before turning it off.
It could be just a rare drop he finally got after doing a sidequest
Who’s to say the narrator was speaking non stop?
Better than fully alone. Probably kept him a bit sane. A bit
@@alex2005zThat implies that Kirito is sane
@@MustacheDLuffywith the help way the narrator was acting? No way he could keep his mouth shut.
At fucking gunpoint I *could not* tell you what Tiffany’s name was in the original series. He’s just Tiffany.
Fuck actually you're right and I just rewatched original SAO like a month ago
@@brandonwiley5372 agil
@@crxt No.
@@willieearles3151 Tiffany.
@@m31i0n7 yes.
"Tiffany huh, that's a pretty masculine name"
"shouldn't be, it's a woman's name"
"Okay I don't know how to talk to you"
HAHAHA
HarborVIP I thought he said "its a dwarvish name"
It made me think of a boy named sue
"Good, means you can shut up and listen"
My favorite part was his response: “good, then you can shut up and listen”
Before it got adopted into English, Tiffany was a male name, in Greek.
Plot twist: Asuna was never stuck inside the game. She just didn't know how to open the menu and logout.
So... stuck?
@NoxisHere Le Mao
She didn't know how to open it because the tutorial NPC was gone
Plot Twist: Kaeda was the real villain all along, sowing chaos to kill as many people as possible.
Shhh she might hear you
What really funny about them not finding the first boss for a full month is that Kirito wrote the guide and thus knew where it was the whole time.
Lmao
He knew about the boss from the beta, but wouldn't necessarily know where the boss room was. They change those things around for the actual release to level the playing field a little
@@raerohan4241and you are 100% correct but it's way funnier and suited to this kirito if he knew exactly where it was and just didn't wanna help anyone cause that meant interactions
They might have changed things up (like the final weapon on the boss). Personally, if I was Kirito, I'd just be happy throwing rocks at pigs (leveling up fighting low level characters).
@@cyalknightit's likely he actually had a level farm in this version. He's constantly higher leveled than everyone else and constantly exploiting glitches.
SaoA Kirito might be a speed runner now that I think about it.
I love the fact that Diabel would prefered literal death over healing and continuing to deal with the complete idiocy of the noob players
I just rewatched the first season of SAO proper, and my god that part had be yelling at the screen. The dude just decided to die for NO FUCKING REASON. "I was going for the rare drop but I didn't get it. Guess I'll just die then!"
My impression is they aren't very good gamers.
@@rutabagasteuthat's the trend of release titles, it's about 10% actual fans/ testers and the rest are the hype train from ads and journalists
"Our best player is a girl who thinks DPS is some kind of sex thing."
When was this said?
When diabel was dying
@@dukem8774 8:27
Brian McCarty It is
I know, its weird right?
You know you messed up when someone makes a parody of your character, with the soul premise of being an *sshole, and he's still more like-able than your's...
lol
savage
how bad is kirito in there actual anime?
+Wish Make Unbearably annoying, dull, and characterless. He has no personality!
quite the mary sue if you will
_If they hijack conversations to talk about their political views, _*_frontline!_*
This suggestion has aged well after 9 years.
Its an evergreen line
Quite an Evergreen quote
@@SalemWarren-le3nf Didn't realize it's a qoute from somewhere, although not really surprising considering all the other lines in this series. Is *_Evergreen_* a show or game?
@@kyleaugustine6886 Suez
@@kyleaugustine6886 evergreen in slang means something that continues to be relevant and well liked after years, like what the comment said
“Just send me a trade request.”
“A… what?”
“It’s quite simple really… JUST OPEN YOUR MENU.”
"SON OF A BITCH!"
Asuna in her head, probably
"You son of a biiitch!!!"
"Muahahahahaha!"
That punchline never gets old. 😂
"oh god who wrote this?" *Kirito chuckles to himself
+vidman931 it sounds like tharja from fire emblem awakening
+vidman931 nothing like a WW2 joke
+vidman931 am i the only one wondering what the final solution stategy calls for cause if it calls for what i think it is clling for i'm going to die of laughter that's so lmao
+Ken Kaneki no the really dark thing is i have a feeling it had to do with leading the weak players in a suicide charge and it was most likely kirito that wrote that part of the guide book
+vidman931 WOW IT'S ALMSOT AS IF W DIDN'T JUST WATCH THE VERY SAME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!
Joking aside, this is probably how we'd actually handle a situation like sao.
I'd probably make a plan too survive and lecel up fast at the same time sao may be vr but it's also an still a game even if it's an mmo and games have exploits too make you stronger or beat the game quicker
Or everyone would just hang out on level one and wait to be rescued because no one wants to risk their life like that.
@@morgothbauglir4898 you'd be waiting a while and if your truly going to replicate this too real life whatever the government tries at first unless their sure of it working they'd be sacrificing players just too find a way too get them out you actually kind of have too play the game if you want to leave or atleast try too figure out how too leave from the inside.
@@Spicystachegamer the government would very likely find a way to help irl, and even if they couldn’t, it’s better to just lead a normal life in SAO than risk death from some stupid trap to escape imo.
@@morgothbauglir4898 the creator could probably just find some way too force you to play the game anyway he could program new mechanics like hunger or take away safe spaces, he coukd also just spawn random monsters for dvery day someone isn't trying too make progress in the game.
The "I'm di-solving this party" making fun of the way they typoed in the original show was subtle and really funny to me.
All this time and I never noticed that.
bro i didnt even notice that, good eye!
Also "congratulation"
Oh I was wondering why he sid dissolve in a funny way
That and Tiff saying "congratulation" instead of "congratulations". Literally the teeniest tiniest details that are made fun of and I love every second of it all.
The funny part is, if the guy had actually let Kirito finish, there would've been enough time for Kirito to tell him about the longer range.
In theory?
But it still would have been miles better to give the immediately needed info first, then sit people down after the battle and geek out.
(Though the fact the guy can't boil down info mid fight does confuse me when it comes to how he thinks of himself as an awesome MMO player...
Though I suppose it could just be DPS Only Big Head)
@@elenafriese891 I don't think it's so much that he can't boil it down (seeing as after the guy gets hit he sums it up as "He'll have more reach and do more damage") and more of a case of he won't boil it down
@@WhenGoatsWentBaa so yeah, it does still boil down to "jerk DPS who assumes that the healer will carry him and he only needs to pay attention to the boss"
True, just barely
2:51 "It's a woman's name"
Oh fuck, I just remembered, somewhere in S2 Tiffany reveals he and his wife were going to play together but they only managed to snag 1 NervGear.
It's *his wife's account* !
It is the little details in this series that make it the treasure it is. I even learn some history from this series. seriously my schools never mentioned the "final solution" I know what happened during ww2, but I never heard the "strategy" name for mustache man's plans for a certain group of people. (sigh I hate youtube censorship.)
Well, that explains it.
but why was he using his wife's account?
@@GameCyborgCh I'd imagine his wife set it all up, but then have the headset to Tiff to get the first go. Since it might be a while before they'd score a second NervGear.
@@tiaxanderson9725 Personally I'm more amused by the fact he just continues using what is presumably his wife's name with no attempt to correct anyone. He's just all in, "My name is Tiffany, that is definitely my name, don't call me anything else".
Asuna: “I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL”
Asuna Some Time Later: *marries Kirito*
KaburiClimax T3 Same thing.
She wanted the coat and was planning to kill him soon sadly she didn't get around to it
6 episodes later
Kirito: “this is my life now. I am in hell”
thats the hell was refering to right?
@@bogle1145 yes, marriage its hell
2:35 is hands down the best moment of the whole abridged series.
"you may call me tiffany." - tiffany
"tiffany, eh? that's a pretty.. masculine.. name.." - kibaou
"shouldn't be! its a woman's name!" - tiffany
"ooooookayy... i don't know how to talk to you.." - kibaou
"good! then you can SHUT UP and LISTEN." - tiffany
sick burn.
Kirito: "You guys are great meat shields and no one can take that from you."
*Adequate* meatshields. Which makes it sting even more 😂
"Jesus who wrote this thing??"
Kirito: "hehehehe"
Yep I bet
I support his proposed management of the frontlines.
I still don't get why he was asking Jesus
Like that guy knows anything
i think it was a joke between kirito and agro
My name is Jesus(pronounced hey-zeus) and I don’t know you
“That’s right Jefferey. Now kill them all...”
-Jesus
And so Laughing Coffin was formed
“As you command, My Lord.”
"It's pronounced 'Hey Zeus' and I don't know you."
It’s pronounced hesoos!
@@jotheunissen9274 Oh my god, I only just realized that!
I just realized Diabel is like one of the first people Kirito didn’t hate. Or hate to the normal amount.
The main reason being that he’s not an idiot or a dickhead
10:52 _"So, for those of you who came in late, and that one guy playing Bejeweled back there... Shoot for the stars..."_
_"it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt."_
*Random fodder character:* _"You're not better than us...!"_
*Kirito:* _"My sweetass coat begs to differ."_ 😆
This dialogue is too witty and funny!
Sure is something witty
For FUCKS SAKE! STOP PLAYING BEJEWELED!
@@auraemerald8434and it sure is entertainment
"We can group up..and hiT IT TILL IT DIES!"
> Seriously the only plan SAO ever had anyway
Quote by the famous onyxia raidlead from vanilla: "NOW HIT IT REALLY HARD!"
WormyMasterTV Still a way more subtle foreshadowing than Kirito and Suguha's incest
It's a reference to a photoshoped protip for playing DOOM. To kill the final boss you had to *protip* "SHOOT IT TILL IT DIES!"
lol true
It's the basis to every plan in any MMO ever. Just in other MMOs, people are smart enough to use the holy trinity of tanks, healers, and damage dealers... unlike Mr. WannabeSpanishGeneral
Oh. My. GOD. Kirito is the *best* villain protagonist.
If the real Sword Art Online had him *be* one, it may have been amazing.
Anti-hero*
*Antoganistic Protagonist
If you wanna correct someone, do it right.
Anti-Hero is by the way also working.
And yes, I thought exactly the same.
Just finished Deathnote, and then I thought: "Well, need a good protagonist again."
What have I got from SAO?
The "Fine, call me a Beater"-Scene.
Daniel Januš Yeah, Deadpool IS a funny anithero :-)
Keith Z.rawski First of all, you spelled Antagonistic wrong. Second of all, there's no such thing as an antagonistic protagonist. The protagonist of a story can be a bad person/villain, they just have to be the character of main focus.
After years and so many rewatches, I FINALLY realized that the reason Kirito mispronounced dissolving is because it's literally spelt as "Disolve" and quite honestly I'm upset I didn't notice the pristine humor that was that joke.
Same, and I would not have noticed if you had not mentioned it. I swear each rewatch reveals new jokes I’ve not seen before, like a fractal pattern of comedy
I don't get it.
@elesabrooks769 an ongoing joke in this series is how poorly made the game is and that there are a lot of bugs and glitches. This is one of the first if not the first nod to that. It's just a really dumb spelling mistake that kiriko makes fun of.
@@nyxelithias Overwatch player spotted "Kiriko"
@@velxus lol, I am a top 500 genji player funnily enough.
"Apparently, real-life athletic ability translates into the game. Good to know." That plus the Hat of Charisma +50... There's no way they planned the Alfheim plot twist _this_ early, is there?
Yup
sheesh the foreshadowing
I mean, they already planned to do the entire series, which huge commitment and I respect that, so there is a slight chance all the jokes and plot points were planned.
Oh yeah they did
"You're not better than us!"
"My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
"Dammit, he's got us there."
Amazing XD
Best line
Sergeant Froakie the coat helps solve plenty of arguments it also has +30 cha
***** because of that damm hat
***** the coat only gives me +30 cha but it does not give me resistance to cha items
+Ninja Named Bob That just proves how much he misses Sachi I mean he went to the chest hoping to find a revival potion but he got the hat instead which upsetted him which is weird since that hat was the reason why he joined a guild.
"Fine, I'll give you half the coat. Just send me a trade request."
"A....what?"
"Oh, it's quite simple really. Just open your menu."
had me fuckin deceased LOL
Kirito: *Laughs manically*
You soon of a bikiiithc!!!
Ha!
Fukin destroyed😂
I only realized now at 11:24 the reason Kirito says the word "dissolving" so strangely is because the word is misspelt on the popup.
OHHHHHH LMAO THATS AMAZING
a year late but good eye
When he said "Just open your menu", it literally sent chills down my spine.
Can we all just appreciate that we actually got an explanation for why an odachi was more dangerous than a talwar
Not necessarily more dangerous, just requires a different strategy. Since he was expecting a talwar, his strategy wouldn't work.
I always crack up at the "odachi are mostly used for dick measuring"
I don't know about the original manga or LN, but in the progressive manga, it was explained that the odachi allowed Illfang to use katana skills, which weren't encountered in the beta until floor 10. And since Diavel was a beta tester himself, he assumed he knew everything he needed to about Illfang and was cut off guard by the change.
Also, Odachi is a Japanese sword, unlike a Talwar. During the creation of SAO many 'experts' were brought in to demonstrate their sword skills which were then copied by Cardinal. Obviously the Japanese Sword Skills were more fleshed out since the creator of the game was Japanese, and because Japanese still cares about their sword culture unlike other countries who have moved forward to Guns and Nukes and shit.
IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING ODACHI
Its not even a parody anymore when this is better than the original
Deku Baku? Luaghs in Starbomb
Its was like a stretched out light novel
check out hustle art online
Why is this not Canon it makes more sense the the real anime/manga
@@uwc. Not only a beater, he's the best. A Master Beater if you will
I can’t believe how iconic this abridged series has been for me, almost a decade later I’m still quoting “that’s so lmao”
"almost a decade later" i can't believe this video is so old
@@WishGender I can't believe how old I am lol
The part that always sticks with me is “we leave at the crack of- 2:30, I guess”
“Christ, I’m gonna have to set my alarm.”
I’ve never heard something so brutally relatable.
Is it sad that this kirito is a much more compelling character then the actual kirito.
Yes and no, because we get this glorious masterpiece of an abridged
SAO walked so SAO abridged could run
“This Kirito” has a name. It is Kurt
Because he’s an actual character
Fugitive Example false imo
This Kirito is my spirit animal.
Tiffany is mine
Ballseys is mine
The Chocolate Axe
you are now my favorite
Kirito rules
11:27 I absolutely love that they made Kirito say “di-solve” because the source had a misspelling of “dissolve” lmao. Such a subtle joke.
“my sweet ass coat begs to differ” that’s kiritos way of living
Not even kidding, would play an MMO with a narrator.
me too
Dungeons and Dragons Online. The old one, not Neverwinter. It narrates in the quests. It's pretty good, but menu's and UI are terribly dated, and it kinda sold out with content to unlock through alt-grinding or money.
I've played bastion. It's good. Transistor, too.
Still, point remains.
Especially if the narrator mocked and insulted you XD
Josh Sato Kevin Brighting?
"You were an adequate meat shield, and no one can ever take that away from you."
Goose these are my favorite quotes
*shoot for the stars, it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt*
*Okay I don't know how to talk to you...
good then you can shut up and listen*
*Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep*
I laughed when he said you can call me TIFFANY
Well, that's a fairly masculine name
That lore drop about the difference between a Talwar and an Odachi was real commitment
*Nodachi
For real
"Just open your menu" was pure gold 😂
"just send me a trade request, simple really, just open your menu"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OMG I'M DYING!!!!
Me too *high five
*high five
:D
so EVIL lol
That probably my faveriote part of this abridged series it so funny and...........................................................EVIL!!!!!!!!!! MUWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"You either live... or die"
And people die if they are killed.
Anos Voldigoad: "Did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?"
@@jotheunissen9274 Also lancer cu in fate go: "What was that? can't hear you over my guts and evade skills"
D&D Rouge:you guys die?
Natsuki Subaru: I wish i could die.
"He would probably forget to die if he was killed!"
It's been 8 long years since I first watched this and every time he says "just open your menu" I lean my head and laugh maniacally. This is truly an absolute masterpiece.
*"You can come up with that but can't open up the menu?"*
I'm dying 😂
"Tiffany's a... masculine name." "Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name." "...Okay, I don't know how to talk to you." "Good. Then you can shut up and listen." Well played, chocolate axe. Well played.
omg I read this when it played
:D
*mr Thunder Chocolate (?
he also shouted "GOD KNOWS NO GENDER" in the last episode
+Rangudoes Mova no LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER
"Just open your menu" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AwesomenessRequired that was indeed genius!
YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
ikr he is savage😂😂😂
Andreya Luncheva I would just punch kirrto
Or cut his throat and make him sing
God I love their foreshadowing. Jeffery from 10:05 is the same as the laughing coffin member from episode 5. Combined with the end part showing the connection it's beautiful.
It is perfectly written
4:24 since Kirito wrote this part of the guide book, he purposely called it that to make a Hitler reference. Honestly that's just really fucking funny and it shows how good this abridged series is
He probably had to buy that “narrator off” option
Nah, I bet he had to buy the narrator function in the first place 'cause of how lonely he was, too bad they couldn't get along.
@@KeKe-bv8qv lol
Sao brung to you by EA
@@monkehman979 "ea sports, you're in the game"
@gohn bary bathesdea
Can we please have this Kirito in the real show?
Franken Stein I *want* this Kirito to be the real Kirito. lolol
hell i want this show to BE the real show
This is the real Kirito now. Especially since I haven't seen the original.
Kevin Hale Maybe in Part III... maybe
Sao abridged is the cannon in my eyes soooo what other show?
11:03 that moment literally broke me the first time I watched it😂
Rewatching this (FUCKINGNINEYEARSLATERWTF), the final solution bit flew over my head literally every time I've watched and rewatched this gem of a show until now. I nearly choked on my food.
i cried from laughter 😂
Yeah, it took me longer than I want to admit to understand it, but it’s hilarious to me now
i’m still clueless please what is it 😭😭😭
@@burntpawsWw2 German Mustache man plan to --- Jewish people.
Asuna:I want half the coat
Kirito: K send me a trade request
Asuna:how?
Kirito:open your menu
SON OF A BI-
Asuna - opps i made myself naked
Kirito - ( boner )
Red ever notice how they only show names with k ? I just noticed that
Jay Plays look at my previous comment
mmmmkay
10/10
Wow. Asuna goes from being so hopeless she can't open the menu to the second-in-command of the best guild in the game. She wins the most improved menu.
utopianking once she could open it
XD
utopianking but then she won't be able to open it and it'll be useless
Then she jumps down to little bitch for the next 2 seasons
Digital_Static i mean, lets just hope life finds a way and swe figure put how to make the shit show known as aol work
That final solution line was crazy 💀
I don’t get it until I looked it up 💀
Ain’t that what they called the Holocaust and the genocide?
11:41
Man Kirito is more evil than I thought
Narrator:"The tininess of his brain dwarfed only by the tininess of his di-"
Kirito:"Alright, narrator off."
Narrator:"YOU CAN SILENCE ME BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRU-"
Kirito:"Dick."
Love this series!❤
Clef! Buddy! It's good to see you.
Just realized Kirito accidentally finished off the Narrator’s sentence
@@dr.bright6272 Hi!
I wish we kept a narrator in the background for SAOA. Itd be like ghost nappa driving everyone crazy XD
well, he wound up proving both the narrator and rosalia wrong some episodes later, so all the more power to him
"Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep" I want that on my tombstone.
Now I must put on my bucket list to find your tombstone if you die before me. I'll bring a sharpie. All I need to do is add one thing...
"Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep", Said the sheep in this hole.
I'm playing. It's a better phrase than the one that will be on my tombstone.
"All dressed up and nowhere to go." I'm an atheist.
"Hope the suit is flame retardant." That's for my brother, who admits he is going to hell.
Radioactive Panda I want "my sweet ass coat begs to differ"
Radioactive Panda I think that that is a Mussolini quote, or at least a derivative of one, so... if you want to be known as a Fascist, go ahead.
its a quote from Game of Thrones, not Mussolini
likealightning It sounded very similar to a Mussolini quote, but thanks for the source.
I am currently doing the yearly tradition of rewatching SAOA when a new episode is released.
The whole boss fight is pretty accurate in trying to cat herd - I mean leading randoms online, it even works for Arma. I squad lead a lot in public servers and my basic strategy is "point them at the thing I want gone and let them have at it", while loosely directing them to keep them on task.
Never has splitting up into separate teams worked for me lol.
"Just send me a trade request..."
"A...what?"
"Oh it's simple really.....just open your menu"
[Laughing]
Easily one of the *best* quote of the series
Every time he laughs I start laughing like a maniac as well :D
"you son of a bitch"
so savage-
“I will make your life a living hell!”
So THAT’S why she married him.
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣this is what my dad is like
@@joviko5132 let’s hope your mm isn’t a masochist
@@paxnoodle4788 oh no my mom just drags him around everywhere cause she refuses to get a license cause she is disabled he just gets annoyed cause she could do it tomorrow mostly
And I thought my mom making my sisters do marathons was bad
Hey dude, marriage isnt bad, if your wife makes your life suck then fucking divorce her.
Little did Kirito know, that coat will seal his fate
I like how you can see the game is unfinished when a sentinel has trouble loading in
"I will make your life a living hell" well they will be married soooo...
But not in this episode yet, and did you get ur profile pic from ep 4 of this
+Pickhead7 yeah my profile pic is insanr kirito, but "will make" is future tense , and they will be married in the future.
+Alex Ender true, I didn't read your comment correctly, sorry if I troubled you, have a nice day sir!
Pickhead7 nah, its always nice to chat with others, i wish you also a great day
Live Long and prosper both of you. (random encounter what do you do?)
German Player: I'd like to hear more about this final solution
I couldn't stop laughing
OH MY GOSH SAMEEEEE
Marie Weccon I don‘t think he‘s German, as a German that doesn‘t sound like a German accent at all.
i wonder what the final solution really was
@@sleepylutfi3552 we all do
lutfi boiii so ever heard of Hitler?
"Oh God, I can feel my lungs trying to _kill_ me!"
I use that every time I am out of breath.
“Alright men this part is going to require careful coordination… which is why I’m gonna do it myself”
*Destiny 1’s taken king raid flashbacks*
Narrator ep.2: "Some died from sheer stupidity"
Kaiaba ep.11: "It seems you people have a death pool for dying the absolute most stupid way possible. And you keep one-upping eachother"
Do you know how many people died screaming leeroy Jenkins? More than zero
@@moto2442 as far as I'm concerned, that's grounds to exterminate the entire human race.
@@12jswilson *Kirito's Voice sounds from background* Hey at least they all had the guts to be here without a freaking cheat code
I mean, who just stands in fire?!
See? This is what I mean. Which one of you geniuses missed what I did to the last gu-
“HOW DO I EAT YOU?”
I legitimately had to redo that line a couple time.
Sir cup has spoken, sucks she couldn't eat any PIE
@@thenuggernaut9084 she couldn't eat any dick until Kirito taught her ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
times*
Everytime I've forgotten Agil's (I don't know if I spelt that right) name over the past two-ish years, I've just called him Tiffany.
His name is Tiffany.
*part of it is
The "DPS being some kind of VR sex thing" joke aged terrifically
Confirmed, Asuna played VRChat.
Why does this Kirito have more personality than the canon "character"
because he's an actual charecter. not a flat static brat
Caleb Schofield exactly. There is no excuse for the original SAO's terribleness.
SWE put time into it, im still watching in 2017😂😂
Wonder Warrior 200th like
2018 and im still watching this shit XD
"Your not better then us." "My sweet ass coat bears to differ."
Literally read this as they said it 😂
+Tyler Ellis same
Begs* Not bears...
Dammit he's got us there
It was a legendary drop
I cracked hard at the part where he said "just open the menu" 🤣🤣
"I want to hear more about this Final Solution."
Hell no lmfao
*"So as Mr. Chocolate Thunder was saying"* had me dying.
*Thunder Chocolate
Same
Thunder chocolate*
Lol
Thunder Chocolate*
Just now realized that Jefferey is the leader of laughing coffin
Lmfao
Du fuck he is
*in french accent le mao
They set up SO much shit in this episode. Which is another reason why this version is better.
Fuckin genius!
10:50 my defense attorney when I'm bragging to people about my body count
Me and my friends from high school watched this together when it first came now. Now that i'm rewatching it nearly a decade later, it's really bringing back memories.
The Wise Words Of Kirito:
"Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding... and shoot it. Shoot it in the god damn face."
Words to live by
Facts
Done.
Alexander Ashcraft a lion dose not concern measly sheeps
Shudders of joy. Thats is soooo Deadpool
"Isn't that great, Jesus?"
"That's right, Jeffrey. Now.....KILL THEM ALL."
"As you command, my Lord."
That part had me laughing uncontrollably for about a good 10 minutes.
***** So it is the same Jeffrey in the newest episode.
SingXongDong Yea, I also realized it now - and that's make it even better.
***** It's better since it comes back later.
I'm not gonna lie, but this can rival TeamFourStar.
SingXongDong Yea this can rival Tfs
I never realized it was Kirito who made the plan of "grouping up and hitting it till it dies."
"I'm di-solving this party"
I had to check, there really is a typo in the actual anime.
I mean reki is known for his good writing, its only fair the english counterpart reflects it.
@@zephyrelizabeth965 it's*
@@JorgetePanete Reki is so bad at writing i make my own errors just by thinking about him.
@@zephyrelizabeth965 i started sobbing when i read this.
It also says "congratulation" when he beats the boss. Engrish.
German guy: "I'd like to hear more about this 'Final Solution'"
Diabel: "Fuck it. Group up."
Actually he sounded vaguely Indian which makes it even creepier.
actually The Final Solution was something the Nazis made
thus making even better how you thought it was a german dude
Rewatching the whole thing from the beginning. This is STILL my favorite opening! 😂
"Kirito! If you walk away with my half the coat, I will make your life a living hell!"
That explains a lot of things for the rest of the series lol
Including their marriage
“How have you survived this month?”
....
*Stares at food*
“HOW DO I EAT YOU?!”
Rogue_Raven It's... Been a challenge...
Rogue_Raven XD
Objectively the best line
it's .ore like HOw DO I eAT yOu
Lmao is how French people laugh
It's been almost 8 years since this came out and this is the first time I realise the cat IS THE FUCKING CAT FROM GHOST STORIES
... If it makes you feel any better I’ve watched this series at least ten times and... you beat me to it.
Just realized that today
Ghost stories?
@@Oceanikus an anime that resulted in one of the most hilarious English dubs I've ever heard. It's like an abridged series, but officially licensed for some reason
@@RicardoDelfinGarcia ahhh
That menu joke at the end was funnier than every "funny" moment in actual sao combined
The “DPS is some kinda sex thing” really aged well, considering there is a sex thing for avatars on VRChat, and it’s called DPS (Dynamic Penetration System)
"You're not better than us!"
"My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
"Damnit, he's got us there."
*You’re goddamn right*
That's a compelling argument
"Send me a trade request", I never laughed so hard in my life, my God this funny af.
*YOU SON OF A BIIIIIITCH*
9:57 This joke really killed me 😂 It feels so random, yet it is so elaborate and well done. This level of editing and creativity is really what separates a great parody from a mediocre one.
2:55 Also, this entire scene right here is just absolutely perfect. I have a feeling this is exactly what would happen in reality, too 😅😂😂
Asuna’s “I have my reasons” when it comes to not forming a party will be even more poignant if they somehow ever get around to and decide to abridge the Progressive movies.
"We could group up and... hit it till it dies"
... this is why I no longer play healer in MMO's
Hey, they beat the boss using that strategy, only 2 people did it well though.
I mean, sometimes the ants swarming at the feet of the boss need to be kept alive. Healers perform that necessary function. Also they get yelled at for not healing. When they are healing.
@@Will-mk5pj Once upon a time, I was one of the top sage healers in SWTOR... there were several guilds that organized raids who would actively seek me out, either for the harder raids or to keep their new tanks alive while they were learning in easier raids. etc... meanwhile, in virtually every PUG I joined there was either a tank that couldn't or a DPS who wanted to pull, or people who stood around in flashing red circles wondering why their health was going down so fast, and every time, all I'd hear from them was "our healer sucks" or "learn to heal scrub" etc.
Come to think of it, far too few people died in the first months of SAO. If the people there played like the average person at least 50% of them should have died the first time they encountered an area or mini boss type monster.
Heathcliff's rant at the final battle struck a chord with me... _"Do you even realize how many of you have died yelling _*_LEROY JENKINS!?_*_ its a lot."_
We could try hitting it.... Really hard... Together?
. . . *Whatever!*