I just rewatched the first season of SAO proper, and my god that part had be yelling at the screen. The dude just decided to die for NO FUCKING REASON. "I was going for the rare drop but I didn't get it. Guess I'll just die then!"
I mean, if I died because someone chose to give me a history lesson on Swords mid fight and dealt with the players he does. Honestly death may be the merciful option lol
I don't know about the original manga or LN, but in the progressive manga, it was explained that the odachi allowed Illfang to use katana skills, which weren't encountered in the beta until floor 10. And since Diavel was a beta tester himself, he assumed he knew everything he needed to about Illfang and was cut off guard by the change.
Also, Odachi is a Japanese sword, unlike a Talwar. During the creation of SAO many 'experts' were brought in to demonstrate their sword skills which were then copied by Cardinal. Obviously the Japanese Sword Skills were more fleshed out since the creator of the game was Japanese, and because Japanese still cares about their sword culture unlike other countries who have moved forward to Guns and Nukes and shit.
2:51 "It's a woman's name" Oh fuck, I just remembered, somewhere in S2 Tiffany reveals he and his wife were going to play together but they only managed to snag 1 NervGear. It's *his wife's account* !
It is the little details in this series that make it the treasure it is. I even learn some history from this series. seriously my schools never mentioned the "final solution" I know what happened during ww2, but I never heard the "strategy" name for mustache man's plans for a certain group of people. (sigh I hate youtube censorship.)
@@GameCyborgCh I'd imagine his wife set it all up, but then have the headset to Tiff to get the first go. Since it might be a while before they'd score a second NervGear.
@@tiaxanderson9725 Personally I'm more amused by the fact he just continues using what is presumably his wife's name with no attempt to correct anyone. He's just all in, "My name is Tiffany, that is definitely my name, don't call me anything else".
He knew about the boss from the beta, but wouldn't necessarily know where the boss room was. They change those things around for the actual release to level the playing field a little
@@raerohan4241and you are 100% correct but it's way funnier and suited to this kirito if he knew exactly where it was and just didn't wanna help anyone cause that meant interactions
They might have changed things up (like the final weapon on the boss). Personally, if I was Kirito, I'd just be happy throwing rocks at pigs (leveling up fighting low level characters).
@@cyalknightit's likely he actually had a level farm in this version. He's constantly higher leveled than everyone else and constantly exploiting glitches. SaoA Kirito might be a speed runner now that I think about it.
That and Tiff saying "congratulation" instead of "congratulations". Literally the teeniest tiniest details that are made fun of and I love every second of it all.
I'd probably make a plan too survive and lecel up fast at the same time sao may be vr but it's also an still a game even if it's an mmo and games have exploits too make you stronger or beat the game quicker
@@morgothbauglir4898 you'd be waiting a while and if your truly going to replicate this too real life whatever the government tries at first unless their sure of it working they'd be sacrificing players just too find a way too get them out you actually kind of have too play the game if you want to leave or atleast try too figure out how too leave from the inside.
@@Spicystachegamer the government would very likely find a way to help irl, and even if they couldn’t, it’s better to just lead a normal life in SAO than risk death from some stupid trap to escape imo.
@@morgothbauglir4898 the creator could probably just find some way too force you to play the game anyway he could program new mechanics like hunger or take away safe spaces, he coukd also just spawn random monsters for dvery day someone isn't trying too make progress in the game.
It's the basis to every plan in any MMO ever. Just in other MMOs, people are smart enough to use the holy trinity of tanks, healers, and damage dealers... unlike Mr. WannabeSpanishGeneral
2:35 is hands down the best moment of the whole abridged series. "you may call me tiffany." - tiffany "tiffany, eh? that's a pretty.. masculine.. name.." - kibaou "shouldn't be! its a woman's name!" - tiffany "ooooookayy... i don't know how to talk to you.." - kibaou "good! then you can SHUT UP and LISTEN." - tiffany sick burn.
Dungeons and Dragons Online. The old one, not Neverwinter. It narrates in the quests. It's pretty good, but menu's and UI are terribly dated, and it kinda sold out with content to unlock through alt-grinding or money.
"Alright men, this next part's gonna require careful coordination.... which is why I'm gonna *do it myself!* " I raided in WoW for 10 years and I _feel this in my bones_
There's also apparently an explanation on why he attacked last. The coat that you get after defeating the kobalt lord is so good that kirito only changed it a few times through out the entire game. Therefore, my blue haired boy-o over here wanted the item for himself, which is reasonable, looks sweet
@@gamewizardthesecond what kind of shitty ass game makes a loot drop that good that only drops ONCE ffs, people rlly aren’t kidding with how conceptually bad of a game sao really would have been to play
@@TheReddinotimeforce If that was the case, totally understandable and I love Diavel even more for it. He learned what kind of loot Illfang would drop upon first completion, him and his party are the ones that discovered the boss room in the pillar dungeon, and he's also the damn leader of this first ever successful boss raid, he should be the one to receive the boss reward as he's a natural leader.
@@Oceanikus an anime that resulted in one of the most hilarious English dubs I've ever heard. It's like an abridged series, but officially licensed for some reason
+Ninja Named Bob That just proves how much he misses Sachi I mean he went to the chest hoping to find a revival potion but he got the hat instead which upsetted him which is weird since that hat was the reason why he joined a guild.
That probably my faveriote part of this abridged series it so funny and...........................................................EVIL!!!!!!!!!! MUWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Narrator ep.2: "Some died from sheer stupidity" Kaiaba ep.11: "It seems you people have a death pool for dying the absolute most stupid way possible. And you keep one-upping eachother"
After years and so many rewatches, I FINALLY realized that the reason Kirito mispronounced dissolving is because it's literally spelt as "Disolve" and quite honestly I'm upset I didn't notice the pristine humor that was that joke.
Same, and I would not have noticed if you had not mentioned it. I swear each rewatch reveals new jokes I’ve not seen before, like a fractal pattern of comedy
@elesabrooks769 an ongoing joke in this series is how poorly made the game is and that there are a lot of bugs and glitches. This is one of the first if not the first nod to that. It's just a really dumb spelling mistake that kiriko makes fun of.
The Wise Words Of Kirito: "Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding... and shoot it. Shoot it in the god damn face."
I mean, sometimes the ants swarming at the feet of the boss need to be kept alive. Healers perform that necessary function. Also they get yelled at for not healing. When they are healing.
@@Will-mk5pj Once upon a time, I was one of the top sage healers in SWTOR... there were several guilds that organized raids who would actively seek me out, either for the harder raids or to keep their new tanks alive while they were learning in easier raids. etc... meanwhile, in virtually every PUG I joined there was either a tank that couldn't or a DPS who wanted to pull, or people who stood around in flashing red circles wondering why their health was going down so fast, and every time, all I'd hear from them was "our healer sucks" or "learn to heal scrub" etc. Come to think of it, far too few people died in the first months of SAO. If the people there played like the average person at least 50% of them should have died the first time they encountered an area or mini boss type monster. Heathcliff's rant at the final battle struck a chord with me... _"Do you even realize how many of you have died yelling _*_LEROY JENKINS!?_*_ its a lot."_
"Apparently, real-life athletic ability translates into the game. Good to know." That plus the Hat of Charisma +50... There's no way they planned the Alfheim plot twist _this_ early, is there?
I mean, they already planned to do the entire series, which huge commitment and I respect that, so there is a slight chance all the jokes and plot points were planned.
even after spending 9k+ hours in anime, I say anime is sh*t. but these kinds of lines, of this parody series(and a few more that I am not going to name here) are ...WORTH DEFINITELY IT...
@@bla_blabla holy cow, over 9K hours? That’s close to 1500 anime, assuming we have an average time of 25 min with an average of 15 episodes per anime. But dang you have racked it up.
+vidman931 am i the only one wondering what the final solution stategy calls for cause if it calls for what i think it is clling for i'm going to die of laughter that's so lmao
+Ken Kaneki no the really dark thing is i have a feeling it had to do with leading the weak players in a suicide charge and it was most likely kirito that wrote that part of the guide book
It's been 8 long years since I first watched this and every time he says "just open your menu" I lean my head and laugh maniacally. This is truly an absolute masterpiece.
I just realized that when they have the laughing coffin logo at the end "Jesus loves me" is playing in a creepy distorted way. When we first meet laughing coffin members he has his whole quoting Jesus thing. They have better continuity than most anime.
Also the guy who can see jesus in this episode is the guy quoting jesus and the leader of laughing coffin. The reason why his voice is different when he's quoting is because he's using a voice mod, same as the guy with the Mexican guitar when they're fighting the blue goat boss in later episodes
I just now realised that, I checked out of the episode once credits started and I robbed myself of this knowledge that this is the guy who starts Laughing coffin.
Oh, personally I prefer abridged serieseseses. BECAUSE... it's incredibly creative and it's like they make patchwork anime. Also they pulled me out of a serious depression so I'm severely biased.
"I want half," is one of the best lines I've ever heard in any movie, book, or video. It's because of the buildup. We see stuff like that all the time. Arrogant hero is a jerk, tells everyone how terrible they are and how good he is, and tries to walk off. The innocent, kind heroine runs up to him and tells him he's wrong, and that friendship is great and that he couldn't have made it without the sacrifices of everyone else. Maybe she slaps him to show her spirit. Arrogant hero is touched by her spirit, or he eventually sees the value of friendship. You can see that from a mile away. The shot is perfect; Asuna appears right behind Kirito, about to say something very important. She looks indignant, as if she's about to say how wrong he is. And then we get, "I want half." Suddenly, Asuna becomes a character. She doesn't slot into the innocent heroine to the brooding hero; she's just as selfish as he is. She fights him not for his beliefs, but because she wants what she deserves. It's the best bait and switch I've ever seen.
Narrator:"The tininess of his brain dwarfed only by the tininess of his di-" Kirito:"Alright, narrator off." Narrator:"YOU CAN SILENCE ME BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRU-" Kirito:"Dick." Love this series!❤
Fun fact: in the original show, the reason why Agil is in SAO is because he won bet between him and his wife on who would play first. My head canon is that he named himself “Tiffany” because he knew that his wife would be playing more.
"I am known by many names. Mountain slayer, thunder lion, the chocolate axe, but you? You may call me... Tiffany" I got major question marks and laughter after "the chocolate axe"
"Tiffany's a... masculine name." "Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name." "...Okay, I don't know how to talk to you." "Good. Then you can shut up and listen." Well played, chocolate axe. Well played.
God I love their foreshadowing. Jeffery from 10:05 is the same as the laughing coffin member from episode 5. Combined with the end part showing the connection it's beautiful.
In the SAO books i believe in Agils fact captio that states that originally him and his wife had the same account, he just happened to be using it at the time of the incident simply because i think he one a bet against her or one a rock paper scissors game against her to play it first. Something like that.
Now I must put on my bucket list to find your tombstone if you die before me. I'll bring a sharpie. All I need to do is add one thing... "Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep", Said the sheep in this hole. I'm playing. It's a better phrase than the one that will be on my tombstone. "All dressed up and nowhere to go." I'm an atheist. "Hope the suit is flame retardant." That's for my brother, who admits he is going to hell.
In theory? But it still would have been miles better to give the immediately needed info first, then sit people down after the battle and geek out. (Though the fact the guy can't boil down info mid fight does confuse me when it comes to how he thinks of himself as an awesome MMO player... Though I suppose it could just be DPS Only Big Head)
@@elenafriese891 I don't think it's so much that he can't boil it down (seeing as after the guy gets hit he sums it up as "He'll have more reach and do more damage") and more of a case of he won't boil it down
@@WhenGoatsWentBaa so yeah, it does still boil down to "jerk DPS who assumes that the healer will carry him and he only needs to pay attention to the boss"
I love how they replaced that pointless useless bashing against beta testers with a better pointless and useless but humorfull trashtalk between Asuna and Kirito. Such great storytelling, Reki could learn so much from you
they changed from blaming the beta testers for the deaths to blaming the beta testers for being stuck in the game, somehow (and then it gets completely dismissed by jokes about the guidebook) Great Storytelling™ (they shifted asuna and kirito's conversation from night time to day time, right that moment, and also made it into a trashtalk)
@@yellenhoodie4437 something about how beta testers did not help beginners enough even though some beta testers helped make a guidebook which via Kiritos shocked expression he had no idea existed. Ngl Kirito is a trash character that does not help others and plays the solo game villian style 😎. He decided to admit to being the top beta tester via floor lvls that only when confronted by his party and decides to "unite" newbies by saying he is the best due to exclusive boss info and leaves everyone to fend for themselves since for whatever reason he does not want to lead others which would be very helpful; but hey he is a great guy that loves to help people right? ♥ F SAO I dislike Kirito
Bulma and i are happy I work out and am never around She make training gear by teckno tech tech thingie hack teck heck for me And i beat my kid after fighting
4:24 since Kirito wrote this part of the guide book, he purposely called it that to make a Hitler reference. Honestly that's just really fucking funny and it shows how good this abridged series is
@@paxnoodle4788 oh no my mom just drags him around everywhere cause she refuses to get a license cause she is disabled he just gets annoyed cause she could do it tomorrow mostly
*Antoganistic Protagonist If you wanna correct someone, do it right. Anti-Hero is by the way also working. And yes, I thought exactly the same. Just finished Deathnote, and then I thought: "Well, need a good protagonist again." What have I got from SAO? The "Fine, call me a Beater"-Scene.
Keith Z.rawski First of all, you spelled Antagonistic wrong. Second of all, there's no such thing as an antagonistic protagonist. The protagonist of a story can be a bad person/villain, they just have to be the character of main focus.
And yet for some mysterious reason this racist bitch still falls in love with him... and he... agrees to marry the racist bitch... yeah, not much thought towards serious storytelling was put in this series, I honestly question, if they were going to incorporate 4th wall breaks like talking to the narrator (which is already stupid in its own right) why would they try to write a show that why try to get you to feel emotion when it has stupid sh*t like this? Why didn’t Kirito’s parents pull the plug on him before he was taken to the hospital? Why didn’t Asuna’s dad? I mean, Kirito’s family is obviously filled with ass holes, why would they ever leave Kirito alone with Suguha? I mean, it’s a simple get a glove, pull out the plug and plug it back in, then it looks like the person was killed in the game... yeah, there really wasn’t much thought put around this series...
"You're not better than us!" "My sweet-ass coat begs to differ." It's been 7 years and this thing is still one of the best shows I've had the pleasure of watching.
Wow. Asuna goes from being so hopeless she can't open the menu to the second-in-command of the best guild in the game. She wins the most improved menu.
10:52 _"So, for those of you who came in late, and that one guy playing Bejeweled back there... Shoot for the stars..."_ _"it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt."_ *Random fodder character:* _"You're not better than us...!"_ *Kirito:* _"My sweetass coat begs to differ."_ 😆 This dialogue is too witty and funny!
After many many rewatches, and coming to understand my own neurodivergency, I've come to realize in this episode that Kirito isn't an asshole, he's autistic. He's have to be to launch into an infodump on bladed weapons in the middle of a life or death battle.
autism doesn't excuse being an asshole. he is an asshole. also, you could make a case that most fictional characters, and probably every anime character, have autism. it clearly wasn't intended when written, there's no point trying to seek it out in fiction.
@@SalemWarren-le3nf Didn't realize it's a qoute from somewhere, although not really surprising considering all the other lines in this series. Is *_Evergreen_* a show or game?
"You may call me..... Tiffany" "Tiffany huh. That's a pretty masculine name" "Well it shouldn't be Tiffany is a girl's name" "Okay I don't know how to talk to you" Hahahahaha this is one of the most funniest abridged series I've seen.
it only just occurred to me, on my fourth rewatch in five years, what the "The Final Solution" joke was referring to. at that point i would've stopped reading too
Goose these are my favorite quotes *shoot for the stars, it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt* *Okay I don't know how to talk to you... good then you can shut up and listen* *Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep*
So I just realized that the reason Asuna doesn’t know how to open the menu is because the Black Cats stole the tutorial NPC.
Also the reason why two thousand people died at the beginning 🤣
This comment is way too underated
BRO I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
holy sh!t... YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!
Can you please explain it further i cant remember what happened
"Tiffany huh, that's a pretty masculine name"
"shouldn't be, it's a woman's name"
"Okay I don't know how to talk to you"
HAHAHA
HarborVIP I thought he said "its a dwarvish name"
It made me think of a boy named sue
"Good, means you can shut up and listen"
My favorite part was his response: “good, then you can shut up and listen”
Before it got adopted into English, Tiffany was a male name, in Greek.
And thus, Asuna began her plan to marry Kirito to get access to his inventory to finally take the coat rightfully owed to her.
What an evil plan!
She wants the 1's AND the 0's
I don't think it was for the coat... She said she was going to make his life a living hell and she's a woman of her word lol
Canon
She then proceeded to divorce him to get half his stuff
Can we appreciate that Kirito lived with the narrator for a month before turning it off.
It could be just a rare drop he finally got after doing a sidequest
Who’s to say the narrator was speaking non stop?
Better than fully alone. Probably kept him a bit sane. A bit
@@alex2005zThat implies that Kirito is sane
@@MustacheDLuffywith the help way the narrator was acting? No way he could keep his mouth shut.
Asuna: “I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL”
Asuna Some Time Later: *marries Kirito*
KaburiClimax T3 Same thing.
She wanted the coat and was planning to kill him soon sadly she didn't get around to it
6 episodes later
Kirito: “this is my life now. I am in hell”
thats the hell was refering to right?
@@SomeNerd1917 yes, marriage its hell
"Jesus who wrote this thing??"
Kirito: "hehehehe"
Yep I bet
I support his proposed management of the frontlines.
I still don't get why he was asking Jesus
Like that guy knows anything
i think it was a joke between kirito and agro
My name is Jesus(pronounced hey-zeus) and I don’t know you
Plot twist: Asuna was never stuck inside the game. She just didn't know how to open the menu and logout.
So... stuck?
@NoxisHere Le Mao
She didn't know how to open it because the tutorial NPC was gone
Plot Twist: Kaeda was the real villain all along, sowing chaos to kill as many people as possible.
Shhh she might hear you
I love the fact that Diabel would prefered literal death over healing and continuing to deal with the complete idiocy of the noob players
I just rewatched the first season of SAO proper, and my god that part had be yelling at the screen. The dude just decided to die for NO FUCKING REASON. "I was going for the rare drop but I didn't get it. Guess I'll just die then!"
My impression is they aren't very good gamers.
@@rutabagasteuthat's the trend of release titles, it's about 10% actual fans/ testers and the rest are the hype train from ads and journalists
I mean, if I died because someone chose to give me a history lesson on Swords mid fight and dealt with the players he does. Honestly death may be the merciful option lol
As a long time MMO player, I totally understand him...many many times I would prefer a sweet release of death than dealing with these idiots...
Can we all just appreciate that we actually got an explanation for why an odachi was more dangerous than a talwar
Not necessarily more dangerous, just requires a different strategy. Since he was expecting a talwar, his strategy wouldn't work.
I always crack up at the "odachi are mostly used for dick measuring"
I don't know about the original manga or LN, but in the progressive manga, it was explained that the odachi allowed Illfang to use katana skills, which weren't encountered in the beta until floor 10. And since Diavel was a beta tester himself, he assumed he knew everything he needed to about Illfang and was cut off guard by the change.
Also, Odachi is a Japanese sword, unlike a Talwar. During the creation of SAO many 'experts' were brought in to demonstrate their sword skills which were then copied by Cardinal. Obviously the Japanese Sword Skills were more fleshed out since the creator of the game was Japanese, and because Japanese still cares about their sword culture unlike other countries who have moved forward to Guns and Nukes and shit.
IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING ODACHI
2:51 "It's a woman's name"
Oh fuck, I just remembered, somewhere in S2 Tiffany reveals he and his wife were going to play together but they only managed to snag 1 NervGear.
It's *his wife's account* !
It is the little details in this series that make it the treasure it is. I even learn some history from this series. seriously my schools never mentioned the "final solution" I know what happened during ww2, but I never heard the "strategy" name for mustache man's plans for a certain group of people. (sigh I hate youtube censorship.)
Well, that explains it.
but why was he using his wife's account?
@@GameCyborgCh I'd imagine his wife set it all up, but then have the headset to Tiff to get the first go. Since it might be a while before they'd score a second NervGear.
@@tiaxanderson9725 Personally I'm more amused by the fact he just continues using what is presumably his wife's name with no attempt to correct anyone. He's just all in, "My name is Tiffany, that is definitely my name, don't call me anything else".
"Fine, I'll give you half the coat. Just send me a trade request."
"A....what?"
"Oh, it's quite simple really. Just open your menu."
had me fuckin deceased LOL
Kirito: *Laughs manically*
You soon of a bikiiithc!!!
Ha!
Fukin destroyed😂
What really funny about them not finding the first boss for a full month is that Kirito wrote the guide and thus knew where it was the whole time.
Lmao
He knew about the boss from the beta, but wouldn't necessarily know where the boss room was. They change those things around for the actual release to level the playing field a little
@@raerohan4241and you are 100% correct but it's way funnier and suited to this kirito if he knew exactly where it was and just didn't wanna help anyone cause that meant interactions
They might have changed things up (like the final weapon on the boss). Personally, if I was Kirito, I'd just be happy throwing rocks at pigs (leveling up fighting low level characters).
@@cyalknightit's likely he actually had a level farm in this version. He's constantly higher leveled than everyone else and constantly exploiting glitches.
SaoA Kirito might be a speed runner now that I think about it.
"Our best player is a girl who thinks DPS is some kind of sex thing."
When was this said?
When diabel was dying
@@dukem8774 8:27
Brian McCarty It is
I know, its weird right?
"My sweet ass coat begs to differ..."
"Damn... He's got us there."
Y u no have replies
@Firelord Eliteast67 Yui doesn't need a cool coat. She has a sweater.
German Player: I'd like to hear more about this final solution
I couldn't stop laughing
OH MY GOSH SAMEEEEE
Marie Weccon I don‘t think he‘s German, as a German that doesn‘t sound like a German accent at all.
i wonder what the final solution really was
@@sleepylutfi3552 we all do
lutfi boiii so ever heard of Hitler?
The "I'm di-solving this party" making fun of the way they typoed in the original show was subtle and really funny to me.
All this time and I never noticed that.
bro i didnt even notice that, good eye!
Also "congratulation"
Oh I was wondering why he sid dissolve in a funny way
That and Tiff saying "congratulation" instead of "congratulations". Literally the teeniest tiniest details that are made fun of and I love every second of it all.
Joking aside, this is probably how we'd actually handle a situation like sao.
I'd probably make a plan too survive and lecel up fast at the same time sao may be vr but it's also an still a game even if it's an mmo and games have exploits too make you stronger or beat the game quicker
Or everyone would just hang out on level one and wait to be rescued because no one wants to risk their life like that.
@@morgothbauglir4898 you'd be waiting a while and if your truly going to replicate this too real life whatever the government tries at first unless their sure of it working they'd be sacrificing players just too find a way too get them out you actually kind of have too play the game if you want to leave or atleast try too figure out how too leave from the inside.
@@Spicystachegamer the government would very likely find a way to help irl, and even if they couldn’t, it’s better to just lead a normal life in SAO than risk death from some stupid trap to escape imo.
@@morgothbauglir4898 the creator could probably just find some way too force you to play the game anyway he could program new mechanics like hunger or take away safe spaces, he coukd also just spawn random monsters for dvery day someone isn't trying too make progress in the game.
"We can group up..and hiT IT TILL IT DIES!"
> Seriously the only plan SAO ever had anyway
Quote by the famous onyxia raidlead from vanilla: "NOW HIT IT REALLY HARD!"
WormyMasterTV Still a way more subtle foreshadowing than Kirito and Suguha's incest
It's a reference to a photoshoped protip for playing DOOM. To kill the final boss you had to *protip* "SHOOT IT TILL IT DIES!"
lol true
It's the basis to every plan in any MMO ever. Just in other MMOs, people are smart enough to use the holy trinity of tanks, healers, and damage dealers... unlike Mr. WannabeSpanishGeneral
"You either live... or die"
And people die if they are killed.
Anos Voldigoad: "Did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?"
@@jotheunissen9274 Also lancer cu in fate go: "What was that? can't hear you over my guts and evade skills"
D&D Rouge:you guys die?
Natsuki Subaru: I wish i could die.
"He would probably forget to die if he was killed!"
2:35 is hands down the best moment of the whole abridged series.
"you may call me tiffany." - tiffany
"tiffany, eh? that's a pretty.. masculine.. name.." - kibaou
"shouldn't be! its a woman's name!" - tiffany
"ooooookayy... i don't know how to talk to you.." - kibaou
"good! then you can SHUT UP and LISTEN." - tiffany
sick burn.
“HOW DO I EAT YOU?”
I legitimately had to redo that line a couple time.
Sir cup has spoken, sucks she couldn't eat any PIE
@@thenuggernaut9084 she couldn't eat any dick until Kirito taught her ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
times*
Not even kidding, would play an MMO with a narrator.
me too
Dungeons and Dragons Online. The old one, not Neverwinter. It narrates in the quests. It's pretty good, but menu's and UI are terribly dated, and it kinda sold out with content to unlock through alt-grinding or money.
I've played bastion. It's good. Transistor, too.
Still, point remains.
Especially if the narrator mocked and insulted you XD
Josh Sato Kevin Brighting?
At fucking gunpoint I *could not* tell you what Tiffany’s name was in the original series. He’s just Tiffany.
Fuck actually you're right and I just rewatched original SAO like a month ago
@@brandonwiley5372 agil
@@crxt No.
@@willieearles3151 Tiffany.
@@m31i0n7 yes.
Kirito: "You guys are great meat shields and no one can take that from you."
*Adequate* meatshields. Which makes it sting even more 😂
I’d take that compliment
I typically suck at video games, but if I could SOMEHOW help a good player, that’s good enough for me
"Alright men, this next part's gonna require careful coordination.... which is why I'm gonna *do it myself!* "
I raided in WoW for 10 years and I _feel this in my bones_
There's also apparently an explanation on why he attacked last. The coat that you get after defeating the kobalt lord is so good that kirito only changed it a few times through out the entire game. Therefore, my blue haired boy-o over here wanted the item for himself, which is reasonable, looks sweet
@@gamewizardthesecond what kind of shitty ass game makes a loot drop that good that only drops ONCE
ffs, people rlly aren’t kidding with how conceptually bad of a game sao really would have been to play
@@phil8910 and on the first boss. And only to the person who deals the last digit of damage
Diabel wanted the item for himself and the exp boost I guess
@@TheReddinotimeforce If that was the case, totally understandable and I love Diavel even more for it. He learned what kind of loot Illfang would drop upon first completion, him and his party are the ones that discovered the boss room in the pillar dungeon, and he's also the damn leader of this first ever successful boss raid, he should be the one to receive the boss reward as he's a natural leader.
“How have you survived this month?”
....
*Stares at food*
“HOW DO I EAT YOU?!”
Rogue_Raven It's... Been a challenge...
Rogue_Raven XD
Objectively the best line
it's .ore like HOw DO I eAT yOu
Lmao is how French people laugh
It's been almost 8 years since this came out and this is the first time I realise the cat IS THE FUCKING CAT FROM GHOST STORIES
... If it makes you feel any better I’ve watched this series at least ten times and... you beat me to it.
Just realized that today
Ghost stories?
@@Oceanikus an anime that resulted in one of the most hilarious English dubs I've ever heard. It's like an abridged series, but officially licensed for some reason
@@RicardoDelfinGarcia ahhh
“Just send me a trade request.”
“A… what?”
“It’s quite simple really… JUST OPEN YOUR MENU.”
"SON OF A BITCH!"
Asuna in her head, probably
"You son of a biiitch!!!"
"Muahahahahaha!"
That punchline never gets old. 😂
"You're not better than us!"
"My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
"Dammit, he's got us there."
Amazing XD
Best line
Sergeant Froakie the coat helps solve plenty of arguments it also has +30 cha
***** because of that damm hat
***** the coat only gives me +30 cha but it does not give me resistance to cha items
+Ninja Named Bob That just proves how much he misses Sachi I mean he went to the chest hoping to find a revival potion but he got the hat instead which upsetted him which is weird since that hat was the reason why he joined a guild.
"just send me a trade request, simple really, just open your menu"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OMG I'M DYING!!!!
Me too *high five
*high five
:D
so EVIL lol
That probably my faveriote part of this abridged series it so funny and...........................................................EVIL!!!!!!!!!! MUWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Asuna:I want half the coat
Kirito: K send me a trade request
Asuna:how?
Kirito:open your menu
SON OF A BI-
Asuna - opps i made myself naked
Kirito - ( boner )
Red ever notice how they only show names with k ? I just noticed that
Jay Plays look at my previous comment
mmmmkay
10/10
I just realized Diabel is like one of the first people Kirito didn’t hate. Or hate to the normal amount.
The main reason being that he’s not an idiot or a dickhead
Narrator ep.2: "Some died from sheer stupidity"
Kaiaba ep.11: "It seems you people have a death pool for dying the absolute most stupid way possible. And you keep one-upping eachother"
Do you know how many people died screaming leeroy Jenkins? More than zero
@@moto2442 as far as I'm concerned, that's grounds to exterminate the entire human race.
@@12jswilson *Kirito's Voice sounds from background* Hey at least they all had the guts to be here without a freaking cheat code
I mean, who just stands in fire?!
See? This is what I mean. Which one of you geniuses missed what I did to the last gu-
Its not even a parody anymore when this is better than the original
Deku Baku? Luaghs in Starbomb
Its was like a stretched out light novel
check out hustle art online
Why is this not Canon it makes more sense the the real anime/manga
@@uwc. Not only a beater, he's the best. A Master Beater if you will
I want to thank the people who created this version, it's very entertaining XD
who are you?
@@person1145 theyre neveedah jafri are you illiterate
@@hyper6354 who?
It's
I don't know hahaha
@@sns6471 dislike
After years and so many rewatches, I FINALLY realized that the reason Kirito mispronounced dissolving is because it's literally spelt as "Disolve" and quite honestly I'm upset I didn't notice the pristine humor that was that joke.
Same, and I would not have noticed if you had not mentioned it. I swear each rewatch reveals new jokes I’ve not seen before, like a fractal pattern of comedy
I don't get it.
@elesabrooks769 an ongoing joke in this series is how poorly made the game is and that there are a lot of bugs and glitches. This is one of the first if not the first nod to that. It's just a really dumb spelling mistake that kiriko makes fun of.
@@nyxelithias Overwatch player spotted "Kiriko"
@@velxus lol, I am a top 500 genji player funnily enough.
The Wise Words Of Kirito:
"Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding... and shoot it. Shoot it in the god damn face."
Words to live by
Facts
Done.
Alexander Ashcraft a lion dose not concern measly sheeps
Shudders of joy. Thats is soooo Deadpool
Kirito: "Fine!... Just send me a trade request."
Me: Genius... lmao
Lmao
*Tibia flashbacks*
Le mao
@@williamethier6684 the crab
@@crix_h3eadshotgg992 glad I wasn't the only one who saw that
"You're not better than us!"
"My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
"Damnit, he's got us there."
*You’re goddamn right*
That's a compelling argument
I only realized now at 11:24 the reason Kirito says the word "dissolving" so strangely is because the word is misspelt on the popup.
OHHHHHH LMAO THATS AMAZING
a year late but good eye
When the guy tries to be polite about Tiffany's name, and Tiffany just shoots that shit down real quick 😂
The Chocolate Ax!
tiffany was probably one of the catfishes pretending to be girls lol
@@layalsaleh4103 i like the idea that its his wifes account, and thats why hes so casual about it.
@@aglazeddoughnut5250 that also works
@@aglazeddoughnut5250 Have you seen the new episodes? Surprisingly, his irl name is ACTUALLY Tiffany.
"I'm di-solving this party"
I had to check, there really is a typo in the actual anime.
I mean reki is known for his good writing, its only fair the english counterpart reflects it.
@@zephyrelizabeth965 it's*
@@JorgetePanete Reki is so bad at writing i make my own errors just by thinking about him.
@@zephyrelizabeth965 i started sobbing when i read this.
It also says "congratulation" when he beats the boss. Engrish.
*"So as Mr. Chocolate Thunder was saying"* had me dying.
*Thunder Chocolate
Same
Thunder chocolate*
Lol
Thunder Chocolate*
When he said "Just open your menu", it literally sent chills down my spine.
“That’s right Jefferey. Now kill them all...”
-Jesus
And so Laughing Coffin was formed
“As you command, My Lord.”
"It's pronounced 'Hey Zeus' and I don't know you."
It’s pronounced hesoos!
@@jotheunissen9274 Oh my god, I only just realized that!
"We could group up and... hit it till it dies"
... this is why I no longer play healer in MMO's
Hey, they beat the boss using that strategy, only 2 people did it well though.
I mean, sometimes the ants swarming at the feet of the boss need to be kept alive. Healers perform that necessary function. Also they get yelled at for not healing. When they are healing.
@@Will-mk5pj Once upon a time, I was one of the top sage healers in SWTOR... there were several guilds that organized raids who would actively seek me out, either for the harder raids or to keep their new tanks alive while they were learning in easier raids. etc... meanwhile, in virtually every PUG I joined there was either a tank that couldn't or a DPS who wanted to pull, or people who stood around in flashing red circles wondering why their health was going down so fast, and every time, all I'd hear from them was "our healer sucks" or "learn to heal scrub" etc.
Come to think of it, far too few people died in the first months of SAO. If the people there played like the average person at least 50% of them should have died the first time they encountered an area or mini boss type monster.
Heathcliff's rant at the final battle struck a chord with me... _"Do you even realize how many of you have died yelling _*_LEROY JENKINS!?_*_ its a lot."_
We could try hitting it.... Really hard... Together?
. . . *Whatever!*
I love how kirito is personally responsible for a significant portion of those deaths.
Geordin Soucie im your 100th like.... congratulations! You get a cookie.
"Who the fuck wrote this?!"
*kirito chuckling in the background*
I like this version!! Sadly they didn't add argo to this scene to have her chuckling at this.
Geordin Soucie Actually Keida caused more deaths because he took the tutorial NPC
modern porblems require modern solutions
"Apparently, real-life athletic ability translates into the game. Good to know." That plus the Hat of Charisma +50... There's no way they planned the Alfheim plot twist _this_ early, is there?
Yup
sheesh the foreshadowing
I mean, they already planned to do the entire series, which huge commitment and I respect that, so there is a slight chance all the jokes and plot points were planned.
Oh yeah they did
❤
“Kirito?! I killed the thing and now it says I have xp’s. Is that bad? Am I dying?!”
Greatest line in abridging history. 😘
Definitely up for debate. I'd say "I'm fresh out of mercy" is a better line, for a lot of reasons. That's a funny line though.
even after spending 9k+ hours in anime, I say anime is sh*t. but these kinds of lines, of this parody series(and a few more that I am not going to name here)
are ...WORTH DEFINITELY IT...
IDK, the “Just send a trade request” at the end was a delightful knife twist
Good point, but as a counterpoint I present
"I'm a fuck mothering vampire"
@@bla_blabla holy cow, over 9K hours? That’s close to 1500 anime, assuming we have an average time of 25 min with an average of 15 episodes per anime. But dang you have racked it up.
"Course, I'm not a liar, so I'm not gonna say any of that."
"Ohhhh, shit."
That delivery.
"Send me a trade request", I never laughed so hard in my life, my God this funny af.
*YOU SON OF A BIIIIIITCH*
I can’t believe how iconic this abridged series has been for me, almost a decade later I’m still quoting “that’s so lmao”
"almost a decade later" i can't believe this video is so old
@@WishGender I can't believe how old I am lol
Narrator: In a game of life or death, you either live or you die.
Kirito: Yes, that's what life or death means.
Isn't that right Jesus?
Infinity war reference noice
....people die when they are killed
Channeling Shirou Emiya
Just now realized that Jefferey is the leader of laughing coffin
Lmfao
Du fuck he is
*in french accent le mao
They set up SO much shit in this episode. Which is another reason why this version is better.
Fuckin genius!
"Just send me a trade request..."
"A...what?"
"Oh it's simple really.....just open your menu"
[Laughing]
Easily one of the *best* quote of the series
Every time he laughs I start laughing like a maniac as well :D
"you son of a bitch"
so savage-
11:27 I absolutely love that they made Kirito say “di-solve” because the source had a misspelling of “dissolve” lmao. Such a subtle joke.
"oh god who wrote this?" *Kirito chuckles to himself
+vidman931 it sounds like tharja from fire emblem awakening
+vidman931 nothing like a WW2 joke
+vidman931 am i the only one wondering what the final solution stategy calls for cause if it calls for what i think it is clling for i'm going to die of laughter that's so lmao
+Ken Kaneki no the really dark thing is i have a feeling it had to do with leading the weak players in a suicide charge and it was most likely kirito that wrote that part of the guide book
+vidman931 WOW IT'S ALMSOT AS IF W DIDN'T JUST WATCH THE VERY SAME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!
He probably had to buy that “narrator off” option
Nah, I bet he had to buy the narrator function in the first place 'cause of how lonely he was, too bad they couldn't get along.
@@KeKe-bv8qv lol
Sao brung to you by EA
@@monkehman979 "ea sports, you're in the game"
@gohn bary bathesdea
It's been 8 long years since I first watched this and every time he says "just open your menu" I lean my head and laugh maniacally. This is truly an absolute masterpiece.
I just realized that when they have the laughing coffin logo at the end "Jesus loves me" is playing in a creepy distorted way. When we first meet laughing coffin members he has his whole quoting Jesus thing. They have better continuity than most anime.
Also the guy who can see jesus in this episode is the guy quoting jesus and the leader of laughing coffin. The reason why his voice is different when he's quoting is because he's using a voice mod, same as the guy with the Mexican guitar when they're fighting the blue goat boss in later episodes
I knew it.
I just now realised that, I checked out of the episode once credits started and I robbed myself of this knowledge that this is the guy who starts Laughing coffin.
Hoping Jesus guy comes back as death gun if they ever abridge the gungale arc
Oh, personally I prefer abridged serieseseses. BECAUSE... it's incredibly creative and it's like they make patchwork anime. Also they pulled me out of a serious depression so I'm severely biased.
"I want half," is one of the best lines I've ever heard in any movie, book, or video.
It's because of the buildup. We see stuff like that all the time. Arrogant hero is a jerk, tells everyone how terrible they are and how good he is, and tries to walk off. The innocent, kind heroine runs up to him and tells him he's wrong, and that friendship is great and that he couldn't have made it without the sacrifices of everyone else. Maybe she slaps him to show her spirit. Arrogant hero is touched by her spirit, or he eventually sees the value of friendship.
You can see that from a mile away. The shot is perfect; Asuna appears right behind Kirito, about to say something very important. She looks indignant, as if she's about to say how wrong he is.
And then we get, "I want half."
Suddenly, Asuna becomes a character. She doesn't slot into the innocent heroine to the brooding hero; she's just as selfish as he is. She fights him not for his beliefs, but because she wants what she deserves.
It's the best bait and switch I've ever seen.
wut...
amen
Sure
great point
*and then everyone claps*
Narrator:"The tininess of his brain dwarfed only by the tininess of his di-"
Kirito:"Alright, narrator off."
Narrator:"YOU CAN SILENCE ME BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRU-"
Kirito:"Dick."
Love this series!❤
Clef! Buddy! It's good to see you.
Just realized Kirito accidentally finished off the Narrator’s sentence
@@dr.bright6272 Hi!
I wish we kept a narrator in the background for SAOA. Itd be like ghost nappa driving everyone crazy XD
well, he wound up proving both the narrator and rosalia wrong some episodes later, so all the more power to him
Fun fact: in the original show, the reason why Agil is in SAO is because he won bet between him and his wife on who would play first.
My head canon is that he named himself “Tiffany” because he knew that his wife would be playing more.
"I am known by many names. Mountain slayer, thunder lion, the chocolate axe, but you? You may call me... Tiffany"
I got major question marks and laughter after "the chocolate axe"
Thats.... Masculine
@@cunningsmile4166 Shouldn't be, it's a womans name
Altitude Gamer ok I have no idea how to talk to you...
@@xxxhero7275 good, then you can shut up and listen
Chocolate sword would be better lol
I died when Kirito told Asuna to send s trade request XD "Oh, it's quite simple, really...Just open your menu. >:)"
*Evil laugh*
Its so petty hahahahaha
*outro
The most savage thing to do 😹😹
Le MAO ,
"Tiffany's a... masculine name." "Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name." "...Okay, I don't know how to talk to you." "Good. Then you can shut up and listen." Well played, chocolate axe. Well played.
omg I read this when it played
:D
*mr Thunder Chocolate (?
he also shouted "GOD KNOWS NO GENDER" in the last episode
+Rangudoes Mova no LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER
God I love their foreshadowing. Jeffery from 10:05 is the same as the laughing coffin member from episode 5. Combined with the end part showing the connection it's beautiful.
It is perfectly written
I love how they not-so-subtly insinuate Tiff was playing as a female character before they were trapped.
I never thought about that, that is actually really smart.
Well, I think he mentions his wife later on, so he might have been playing on his wife's account.
Jacob Valentin He does seem pretty blatant about it being a woman's name, so he either has no shame or it was his wife's.
Huh, I never thought of that.
In the SAO books i believe in Agils fact captio that states that originally him and his wife had the same account, he just happened to be using it at the time of the incident simply because i think he one a bet against her or one a rock paper scissors game against her to play it first. Something like that.
"Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep" I want that on my tombstone.
Now I must put on my bucket list to find your tombstone if you die before me. I'll bring a sharpie. All I need to do is add one thing...
"Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep", Said the sheep in this hole.
I'm playing. It's a better phrase than the one that will be on my tombstone.
"All dressed up and nowhere to go." I'm an atheist.
"Hope the suit is flame retardant." That's for my brother, who admits he is going to hell.
Radioactive Panda I want "my sweet ass coat begs to differ"
Radioactive Panda I think that that is a Mussolini quote, or at least a derivative of one, so... if you want to be known as a Fascist, go ahead.
its a quote from Game of Thrones, not Mussolini
likealightning It sounded very similar to a Mussolini quote, but thanks for the source.
The funny part is, if the guy had actually let Kirito finish, there would've been enough time for Kirito to tell him about the longer range.
In theory?
But it still would have been miles better to give the immediately needed info first, then sit people down after the battle and geek out.
(Though the fact the guy can't boil down info mid fight does confuse me when it comes to how he thinks of himself as an awesome MMO player...
Though I suppose it could just be DPS Only Big Head)
@@elenafriese891 I don't think it's so much that he can't boil it down (seeing as after the guy gets hit he sums it up as "He'll have more reach and do more damage") and more of a case of he won't boil it down
@@WhenGoatsWentBaa so yeah, it does still boil down to "jerk DPS who assumes that the healer will carry him and he only needs to pay attention to the boss"
True, just barely
“my sweet ass coat begs to differ” that’s kiritos way of living
I love how they replaced that pointless useless bashing against beta testers with a better pointless and useless but humorfull trashtalk between Asuna and Kirito. Such great storytelling, Reki could learn so much from you
i really did like beater, though
they changed from blaming the beta testers for the deaths to blaming the beta testers for being stuck in the game, somehow (and then it gets completely dismissed by jokes about the guidebook)
Great Storytelling™
(they shifted asuna and kirito's conversation from night time to day time, right that moment, and also made it into a trashtalk)
@@yellenhoodie4437 yup. quality content.
@@yellenhoodie4437 something about how beta testers did not help beginners enough even though some beta testers helped make a guidebook which via Kiritos shocked expression he had no idea existed. Ngl Kirito is a trash character that does not help others and plays the solo game villian style 😎. He decided to admit to being the top beta tester via floor lvls that only when confronted by his party and decides to "unite" newbies by saying he is the best due to exclusive boss info and leaves everyone to fend for themselves since for whatever reason he does not want to lead others which would be very helpful; but hey he is a great guy that loves to help people right? ♥ F SAO I dislike Kirito
If the parody & the source material share anything in common, it’s that most of the players were idiots.
This Kirito is my spirit animal.
Tiffany is mine
Ballseys is mine
The Chocolate Axe
you are now my favorite
Kirito rules
Asuna: If you won't give me my half of the coat, I will make your life a living hell!
2 years later, they got married. lol
Isn’t that living hell enough?
XD
Bulma and i are happy
I work out and am never around
She make training gear by teckno tech tech thingie hack teck heck for me
And i beat my kid after fighting
Suppose she did go through with that threat
Asuna confirmed to play the long game
when she said it she meant it, she will haunt him forever
4:24 since Kirito wrote this part of the guide book, he purposely called it that to make a Hitler reference. Honestly that's just really fucking funny and it shows how good this abridged series is
“I will make your life a living hell!”
So THAT’S why she married him.
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣this is what my dad is like
@@joviko5132 let’s hope your mm isn’t a masochist
@@paxnoodle4788 oh no my mom just drags him around everywhere cause she refuses to get a license cause she is disabled he just gets annoyed cause she could do it tomorrow mostly
And I thought my mom making my sisters do marathons was bad
Hey dude, marriage isnt bad, if your wife makes your life suck then fucking divorce her.
Is it sad that this kirito is a much more compelling character then the actual kirito.
Yes and no, because we get this glorious masterpiece of an abridged
SAO walked so SAO abridged could run
“This Kirito” has a name. It is Kurt
Because he’s an actual character
Fugitive Example false imo
Oh. My. GOD. Kirito is the *best* villain protagonist.
If the real Sword Art Online had him *be* one, it may have been amazing.
Anti-hero*
*Antoganistic Protagonist
If you wanna correct someone, do it right.
Anti-Hero is by the way also working.
And yes, I thought exactly the same.
Just finished Deathnote, and then I thought: "Well, need a good protagonist again."
What have I got from SAO?
The "Fine, call me a Beater"-Scene.
Daniel Januš Yeah, Deadpool IS a funny anithero :-)
Keith Z.rawski First of all, you spelled Antagonistic wrong. Second of all, there's no such thing as an antagonistic protagonist. The protagonist of a story can be a bad person/villain, they just have to be the character of main focus.
*"You can come up with that but can't open up the menu?"*
I'm dying 😂
i love how kirito's voice actor stays at the same volume like he's afraid to wake up his parents or something
I'm pretty sure that's just a case of permanent rasp, like Piglet
...Not that you're wrong
what parents? He has no parents and knows it.
“Who wrote this?”
Kirito: *chuckles*
yeah, he skimmed it. to see if his "final solution" got into the game. :D
@@Ixarus6713 rip 2000 people committed final solution
The hell is final solution I really wanna know
@@BarioIDL 3:25
It's quite simple really, just open your menu"
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Laughs into the night
Such petty evilness.
And yet for some mysterious reason this racist bitch still falls in love with him... and he... agrees to marry the racist bitch... yeah, not much thought towards serious storytelling was put in this series, I honestly question, if they were going to incorporate 4th wall breaks like talking to the narrator (which is already stupid in its own right) why would they try to write a show that why try to get you to feel emotion when it has stupid sh*t like this? Why didn’t Kirito’s parents pull the plug on him before he was taken to the hospital? Why didn’t Asuna’s dad? I mean, Kirito’s family is obviously filled with ass holes, why would they ever leave Kirito alone with Suguha? I mean, it’s a simple get a glove, pull out the plug and plug it back in, then it looks like the person was killed in the game... yeah, there really wasn’t much thought put around this series...
Scur Reith because it's funnier this way.
Such Evilness
"Just open your menu" was pure gold 😂
Tiffany is one of the best improvements though.
In the original, I forgot he existed.
In this he's my favorite side character.
Agil good boi
"You're not better than us!"
"My sweet-ass coat begs to differ."
It's been 7 years and this thing is still one of the best shows I've had the pleasure of watching.
“God who wrote this thing”
Kirito: *chuckles*
German player: "I'd like to know more about this Final Solu-"
Diabel: "Ok, we're done, let's go"
*laughs to the bank from all the book sales*
@@diogenes26 i want to hear really
That lore drop about the difference between a Talwar and an Odachi was real commitment
*Nodachi
For real
Wow. Asuna goes from being so hopeless she can't open the menu to the second-in-command of the best guild in the game. She wins the most improved menu.
utopianking once she could open it
XD
utopianking but then she won't be able to open it and it'll be useless
Then she jumps down to little bitch for the next 2 seasons
Digital_Static i mean, lets just hope life finds a way and swe figure put how to make the shit show known as aol work
"SQUAD F, FOR #### SAKE STOP PLAYING BEJEWELED" LMAO
Erin Jackson Thats so LMAO
I was scrolling through the comments, and read this as soon as he said it in the video. L. M. A. O
10:52 _"So, for those of you who came in late, and that one guy playing Bejeweled back there... Shoot for the stars..."_
_"it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt."_
*Random fodder character:* _"You're not better than us...!"_
*Kirito:* _"My sweetass coat begs to differ."_ 😆
This dialogue is too witty and funny!
Sure is something witty
For FUCKS SAKE! STOP PLAYING BEJEWELED!
@@auraemerald8434and it sure is entertainment
Kibaou said that.
After many many rewatches, and coming to understand my own neurodivergency, I've come to realize in this episode that Kirito isn't an asshole, he's autistic. He's have to be to launch into an infodump on bladed weapons in the middle of a life or death battle.
...he's also an asshole though. That's his primary character feature in this series.
@@RaccidoHe can be both!
autism doesn't excuse being an asshole. he is an asshole.
also, you could make a case that most fictional characters, and probably every anime character, have autism. it clearly wasn't intended when written, there's no point trying to seek it out in fiction.
_If they hijack conversations to talk about their political views, _*_frontline!_*
This suggestion has aged well after 9 years.
Its an evergreen line
Quite an Evergreen quote
@@SalemWarren-le3nf Didn't realize it's a qoute from somewhere, although not really surprising considering all the other lines in this series. Is *_Evergreen_* a show or game?
@@kyleaugustine6886 Suez
@@kyleaugustine6886 evergreen in slang means something that continues to be relevant and well liked after years, like what the comment said
"You may call me..... Tiffany"
"Tiffany huh. That's a pretty masculine name"
"Well it shouldn't be Tiffany is a girl's name"
"Okay I don't know how to talk to you"
Hahahahaha this is one of the most funniest abridged series I've seen.
"I am known by many names.
Mountain Slayer.
Thunder Lion.
The Chocolate Ax.
But you?
You may call me...
Tiffany."
Omfg, I laughed so hard. xD
+Blade Dance I bet he played as a girl player at 1st XD
Tiffany huh that's a pretty masculine name
Guy Dude
"Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name."
+Blade Dance "..hey! I don't know how to talk to you!"
Chocolate Axe
it only just occurred to me, on my fourth rewatch in five years, what the "The Final Solution" joke was referring to. at that point i would've stopped reading too
"Just open your menu" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AwesomenessRequired that was indeed genius!
YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
ikr he is savage😂😂😂
Andreya Luncheva I would just punch kirrto
Or cut his throat and make him sing
"No... wait can I change my answer?" I relate to that line way too much especially in its context
Tunnel_Rat192
Same.
Tunnel_Rat192 every one
"It's pronounced hay-soos, and I don't know you."
i love how they set up that joke for the Jesus hallucination at the end.
@@DarkSol16 How Laughing Coffin was born my friend
Mirror I only got that the second time I watched.
Pff evidence. I don't need no evidence. Isn't that right Jesus?
@@psychonaut175 my atheist ass got so happy during that part😂
The idea of a narration feature run by the system AI had so many hilarious and useful applications.
"You were an adequate meat shield, and no one can ever take that away from you."
Goose these are my favorite quotes
*shoot for the stars, it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt*
*Okay I don't know how to talk to you...
good then you can shut up and listen*
*Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep*
I laughed when he said you can call me TIFFANY
Well, that's a fairly masculine name