SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 02

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  • @amyhouck7247
    @amyhouck7247 4 роки тому +15832

    So I just realized that the reason Asuna doesn’t know how to open the menu is because the Black Cats stole the tutorial NPC.

    • @victor_blade9736
      @victor_blade9736 4 роки тому +3380

      Also the reason why two thousand people died at the beginning 🤣

    • @Nyktos_.0
      @Nyktos_.0 4 роки тому +915

      This comment is way too underated

    • @hollowstreak9553
      @hollowstreak9553 4 роки тому +977

      BRO I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

    • @dragonking7248
      @dragonking7248 3 роки тому +586

      holy sh!t... YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!

    • @yseumezuya6926
      @yseumezuya6926 3 роки тому +234

      Can you please explain it further i cant remember what happened

  • @Tenobii
    @Tenobii 7 років тому +5286

    "Tiffany huh, that's a pretty masculine name"
    "shouldn't be, it's a woman's name"
    "Okay I don't know how to talk to you"
    HAHAHA

    • @cloudstrife5174
      @cloudstrife5174 7 років тому +46

      HarborVIP I thought he said "its a dwarvish name"

    • @mrivera6975
      @mrivera6975 7 років тому +88

      It made me think of a boy named sue

    • @moonrock6441
      @moonrock6441 6 років тому +167

      "Good, means you can shut up and listen"

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 6 років тому +88

      My favorite part was his response: “good, then you can shut up and listen”

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 6 років тому +52

      Before it got adopted into English, Tiffany was a male name, in Greek.

  • @lorewalkermaohao4602
    @lorewalkermaohao4602 3 роки тому +9835

    And thus, Asuna began her plan to marry Kirito to get access to his inventory to finally take the coat rightfully owed to her.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Рік тому +363

      What an evil plan!

    • @benochops
      @benochops Рік тому +616

      She wants the 1's AND the 0's

    • @corvinzinthius1184
      @corvinzinthius1184 Рік тому +485

      I don't think it was for the coat... She said she was going to make his life a living hell and she's a woman of her word lol

    • @Ianimatenstuff
      @Ianimatenstuff Рік тому +80

      Canon

    • @rowanjessup6610
      @rowanjessup6610 Рік тому +122

      She then proceeded to divorce him to get half his stuff

  • @MercenaryX10A
    @MercenaryX10A 2 роки тому +4938

    Can we appreciate that Kirito lived with the narrator for a month before turning it off.

    • @zephyrelizabeth965
      @zephyrelizabeth965 Рік тому +337

      It could be just a rare drop he finally got after doing a sidequest

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy Рік тому +114

      Who’s to say the narrator was speaking non stop?

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Рік тому +134

      Better than fully alone. Probably kept him a bit sane. A bit

    • @dootslayer1411
      @dootslayer1411 Рік тому +126

      ​@@alex2005zThat implies that Kirito is sane

    • @samphillips8188
      @samphillips8188 Рік тому +42

      @@MustacheDLuffywith the help way the narrator was acting? No way he could keep his mouth shut.

  • @Oackii
    @Oackii 5 років тому +8458

    Asuna: “I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL”
    Asuna Some Time Later: *marries Kirito*

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 років тому +629

      KaburiClimax T3 Same thing.

    • @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908
      @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 5 років тому +419

      She wanted the coat and was planning to kill him soon sadly she didn't get around to it

    • @olorinmagus4479
      @olorinmagus4479 5 років тому +461

      6 episodes later
      Kirito: “this is my life now. I am in hell”

    • @SomeNerd1917
      @SomeNerd1917 5 років тому +77

      thats the hell was refering to right?

    • @thomasduong5120
      @thomasduong5120 5 років тому +59

      @@SomeNerd1917 yes, marriage its hell

  • @missamericana05
    @missamericana05 4 роки тому +4021

    "Jesus who wrote this thing??"
    Kirito: "hehehehe"

    • @nickylewis6623
      @nickylewis6623 4 роки тому +50

      Yep I bet

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 4 роки тому +174

      I support his proposed management of the frontlines.

    • @joncap6815
      @joncap6815 4 роки тому +64

      I still don't get why he was asking Jesus
      Like that guy knows anything

    • @Mosdra_Kazuma
      @Mosdra_Kazuma 4 роки тому +28

      i think it was a joke between kirito and agro

    • @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396
      @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 4 роки тому +44

      My name is Jesus(pronounced hey-zeus) and I don’t know you

  • @mrsmurfey3817
    @mrsmurfey3817 4 роки тому +6723

    Plot twist: Asuna was never stuck inside the game. She just didn't know how to open the menu and logout.

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 4 роки тому +238

      So... stuck?

    • @mattiaspiazza6411
      @mattiaspiazza6411 4 роки тому +204

      @NoxisHere Le Mao

    • @cesiluzherrera5342
      @cesiluzherrera5342 4 роки тому +300

      She didn't know how to open it because the tutorial NPC was gone

    • @ethandixon6104
      @ethandixon6104 4 роки тому +84

      Plot Twist: Kaeda was the real villain all along, sowing chaos to kill as many people as possible.

    • @wolvesofthevoid1439
      @wolvesofthevoid1439 4 роки тому +22

      Shhh she might hear you

  • @RickachuCXVI
    @RickachuCXVI 2 роки тому +1580

    I love the fact that Diabel would prefered literal death over healing and continuing to deal with the complete idiocy of the noob players

    • @goreae
      @goreae 10 місяців тому +165

      I just rewatched the first season of SAO proper, and my god that part had be yelling at the screen. The dude just decided to die for NO FUCKING REASON. "I was going for the rare drop but I didn't get it. Guess I'll just die then!"

    • @rutabagasteu
      @rutabagasteu 10 місяців тому +18

      My impression is they aren't very good gamers.

    • @Gyrokaenzo212
      @Gyrokaenzo212 8 місяців тому +28

      ​@@rutabagasteuthat's the trend of release titles, it's about 10% actual fans/ testers and the rest are the hype train from ads and journalists

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 4 місяці тому +20

      I mean, if I died because someone chose to give me a history lesson on Swords mid fight and dealt with the players he does. Honestly death may be the merciful option lol

    • @xsardes336
      @xsardes336 3 місяці тому +12

      As a long time MMO player, I totally understand him...many many times I would prefer a sweet release of death than dealing with these idiots...

  • @MB-wv5jv
    @MB-wv5jv 5 років тому +11981

    Can we all just appreciate that we actually got an explanation for why an odachi was more dangerous than a talwar

    • @KadRSP
      @KadRSP 5 років тому +1611

      Not necessarily more dangerous, just requires a different strategy. Since he was expecting a talwar, his strategy wouldn't work.

    • @wikus2411
      @wikus2411 5 років тому +966

      I always crack up at the "odachi are mostly used for dick measuring"

    • @wyveriusblackfire3834
      @wyveriusblackfire3834 4 роки тому +894

      I don't know about the original manga or LN, but in the progressive manga, it was explained that the odachi allowed Illfang to use katana skills, which weren't encountered in the beta until floor 10. And since Diavel was a beta tester himself, he assumed he knew everything he needed to about Illfang and was cut off guard by the change.

    • @ouroborosmaelstrom3059
      @ouroborosmaelstrom3059 4 роки тому +504

      Also, Odachi is a Japanese sword, unlike a Talwar. During the creation of SAO many 'experts' were brought in to demonstrate their sword skills which were then copied by Cardinal. Obviously the Japanese Sword Skills were more fleshed out since the creator of the game was Japanese, and because Japanese still cares about their sword culture unlike other countries who have moved forward to Guns and Nukes and shit.

    • @Oops_lost_the_yamato
      @Oops_lost_the_yamato 4 роки тому +203

      IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING ODACHI

  • @tiaxanderson9725
    @tiaxanderson9725 3 роки тому +8946

    2:51 "It's a woman's name"
    Oh fuck, I just remembered, somewhere in S2 Tiffany reveals he and his wife were going to play together but they only managed to snag 1 NervGear.
    It's *his wife's account* !

    • @josephreagan9545
      @josephreagan9545 3 роки тому +1302

      It is the little details in this series that make it the treasure it is. I even learn some history from this series. seriously my schools never mentioned the "final solution" I know what happened during ww2, but I never heard the "strategy" name for mustache man's plans for a certain group of people. (sigh I hate youtube censorship.)

    • @swarz08
      @swarz08 3 роки тому +185

      Well, that explains it.

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh 3 роки тому +109

      but why was he using his wife's account?

    • @tiaxanderson9725
      @tiaxanderson9725 3 роки тому +514

      @@GameCyborgCh I'd imagine his wife set it all up, but then have the headset to Tiff to get the first go. Since it might be a while before they'd score a second NervGear.

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 3 роки тому +679

      @@tiaxanderson9725 Personally I'm more amused by the fact he just continues using what is presumably his wife's name with no attempt to correct anyone. He's just all in, "My name is Tiffany, that is definitely my name, don't call me anything else".

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 5 років тому +3788

    "Fine, I'll give you half the coat. Just send me a trade request."
    "A....what?"
    "Oh, it's quite simple really. Just open your menu."

  • @stephenboshears4832
    @stephenboshears4832 2 роки тому +1839

    What really funny about them not finding the first boss for a full month is that Kirito wrote the guide and thus knew where it was the whole time.

    • @sonofsparta3858
      @sonofsparta3858 2 роки тому +50

      Lmao

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 Рік тому +241

      He knew about the boss from the beta, but wouldn't necessarily know where the boss room was. They change those things around for the actual release to level the playing field a little

    • @brianmurphy7092
      @brianmurphy7092 Рік тому +259

      ​@@raerohan4241and you are 100% correct but it's way funnier and suited to this kirito if he knew exactly where it was and just didn't wanna help anyone cause that meant interactions

    • @cyalknight
      @cyalknight 7 місяців тому +16

      They might have changed things up (like the final weapon on the boss). Personally, if I was Kirito, I'd just be happy throwing rocks at pigs (leveling up fighting low level characters).

    • @almessasorrow4950
      @almessasorrow4950 6 місяців тому +39

      ​@@cyalknightit's likely he actually had a level farm in this version. He's constantly higher leveled than everyone else and constantly exploiting glitches.
      SaoA Kirito might be a speed runner now that I think about it.

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 5 років тому +4891

    "Our best player is a girl who thinks DPS is some kind of sex thing."

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 5 років тому +53

      When was this said?

    • @Sabis2365
      @Sabis2365 5 років тому +136

      When diabel was dying

    • @jessestrief3314
      @jessestrief3314 5 років тому +54

      @@dukem8774 8:27

    • @wwcr03
      @wwcr03 5 років тому +9

      Brian McCarty It is

    • @Chief_-yb3fx
      @Chief_-yb3fx 5 років тому +51

      I know, its weird right?

  • @stallingstalin402
    @stallingstalin402 6 років тому +2095

    "My sweet ass coat begs to differ..."
    "Damn... He's got us there."

    • @thacooltiger373
      @thacooltiger373 5 років тому

      Y u no have replies

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 5 років тому +1

      @Firelord Eliteast67 Yui doesn't need a cool coat. She has a sweater.

  • @marieweccon1306
    @marieweccon1306 6 років тому +5552

    German Player: I'd like to hear more about this final solution
    I couldn't stop laughing

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis 5 років тому +91

      OH MY GOSH SAMEEEEE

    • @iTzTraffy
      @iTzTraffy 5 років тому +170

      Marie Weccon I don‘t think he‘s German, as a German that doesn‘t sound like a German accent at all.

    • @sleepylutfi3552
      @sleepylutfi3552 5 років тому +134

      i wonder what the final solution really was

    • @leogazebo5290
      @leogazebo5290 5 років тому +62

      @@sleepylutfi3552 we all do

    • @yanyanzhang5813
      @yanyanzhang5813 5 років тому +102

      lutfi boiii so ever heard of Hitler?

  • @DubstepsHub
    @DubstepsHub 2 роки тому +1606

    The "I'm di-solving this party" making fun of the way they typoed in the original show was subtle and really funny to me.

    • @suspicion1352
      @suspicion1352 Рік тому +64

      All this time and I never noticed that.

    • @majora748
      @majora748 Рік тому +35

      bro i didnt even notice that, good eye!

    • @jamfingers55
      @jamfingers55 Рік тому +81

      Also "congratulation"

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 Рік тому +17

      Oh I was wondering why he sid dissolve in a funny way

    • @UntrainableWizard
      @UntrainableWizard Рік тому +59

      That and Tiff saying "congratulation" instead of "congratulations". Literally the teeniest tiniest details that are made fun of and I love every second of it all.

  • @writer6659
    @writer6659 4 роки тому +7102

    Joking aside, this is probably how we'd actually handle a situation like sao.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 4 роки тому +387

      I'd probably make a plan too survive and lecel up fast at the same time sao may be vr but it's also an still a game even if it's an mmo and games have exploits too make you stronger or beat the game quicker

    • @morgothbauglir4898
      @morgothbauglir4898 4 роки тому +586

      Or everyone would just hang out on level one and wait to be rescued because no one wants to risk their life like that.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 4 роки тому +131

      @@morgothbauglir4898 you'd be waiting a while and if your truly going to replicate this too real life whatever the government tries at first unless their sure of it working they'd be sacrificing players just too find a way too get them out you actually kind of have too play the game if you want to leave or atleast try too figure out how too leave from the inside.

    • @morgothbauglir4898
      @morgothbauglir4898 4 роки тому +210

      @@Spicystachegamer the government would very likely find a way to help irl, and even if they couldn’t, it’s better to just lead a normal life in SAO than risk death from some stupid trap to escape imo.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 4 роки тому +107

      @@morgothbauglir4898 the creator could probably just find some way too force you to play the game anyway he could program new mechanics like hunger or take away safe spaces, he coukd also just spawn random monsters for dvery day someone isn't trying too make progress in the game.

  • @saturnaliaeternus
    @saturnaliaeternus 8 років тому +4313

    "We can group up..and hiT IT TILL IT DIES!"
    > Seriously the only plan SAO ever had anyway

    • @WormyMaster
      @WormyMaster 8 років тому +183

      Quote by the famous onyxia raidlead from vanilla: "NOW HIT IT REALLY HARD!"

    • @RxishxlOffxcxal
      @RxishxlOffxcxal 8 років тому +70

      WormyMasterTV Still a way more subtle foreshadowing than Kirito and Suguha's incest

    • @GalileoAV
      @GalileoAV 8 років тому +90

      It's a reference to a photoshoped protip for playing DOOM. To kill the final boss you had to *protip* "SHOOT IT TILL IT DIES!"

    • @bluephoenix9582
      @bluephoenix9582 7 років тому +3

      lol true

    • @derptomistic
      @derptomistic 7 років тому +75

      It's the basis to every plan in any MMO ever. Just in other MMOs, people are smart enough to use the holy trinity of tanks, healers, and damage dealers... unlike Mr. WannabeSpanishGeneral

  • @HungNguyen-lz5xb
    @HungNguyen-lz5xb 4 роки тому +2024

    "You either live... or die"
    And people die if they are killed.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +69

      Anos Voldigoad: "Did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?"

    • @ikerhollow
      @ikerhollow 4 роки тому +20

      @@jotheunissen9274 Also lancer cu in fate go: "What was that? can't hear you over my guts and evade skills"

    • @shadowbladeandlightin8889
      @shadowbladeandlightin8889 4 роки тому +9

      D&D Rouge:you guys die?

    • @ironclad9498
      @ironclad9498 4 роки тому +14

      Natsuki Subaru: I wish i could die.

    • @parrotpepper332
      @parrotpepper332 4 роки тому +3

      "He would probably forget to die if he was killed!"

  • @rylsdark
    @rylsdark Рік тому +583

    2:35 is hands down the best moment of the whole abridged series.
    "you may call me tiffany." - tiffany
    "tiffany, eh? that's a pretty.. masculine.. name.." - kibaou
    "shouldn't be! its a woman's name!" - tiffany
    "ooooookayy... i don't know how to talk to you.." - kibaou
    "good! then you can SHUT UP and LISTEN." - tiffany
    sick burn.

  • @mr.cup6yearsago211
    @mr.cup6yearsago211 5 років тому +2838

    “HOW DO I EAT YOU?”
    I legitimately had to redo that line a couple time.

  • @Qeshen
    @Qeshen 8 років тому +8037

    Not even kidding, would play an MMO with a narrator.

    • @Elias-xf3gw
      @Elias-xf3gw 8 років тому +91

      me too

    • @Wulfbanes
      @Wulfbanes 8 років тому +149

      Dungeons and Dragons Online. The old one, not Neverwinter. It narrates in the quests. It's pretty good, but menu's and UI are terribly dated, and it kinda sold out with content to unlock through alt-grinding or money.

    • @Qeshen
      @Qeshen 8 років тому +141

      I've played bastion. It's good. Transistor, too.
      Still, point remains.

    • @phillthepotato4363
      @phillthepotato4363 7 років тому +111

      Especially if the narrator mocked and insulted you XD

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 7 років тому +4

      Josh Sato Kevin Brighting?

  • @teabeenz6526
    @teabeenz6526 3 роки тому +5235

    At fucking gunpoint I *could not* tell you what Tiffany’s name was in the original series. He’s just Tiffany.

    • @brandonwiley5372
      @brandonwiley5372 2 роки тому +808

      Fuck actually you're right and I just rewatched original SAO like a month ago

    • @crxt
      @crxt 2 роки тому +266

      @@brandonwiley5372 agil

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 2 роки тому +340

      @@crxt No.

    • @m31i0n7
      @m31i0n7 2 роки тому +538

      @@willieearles3151 Tiffany.

    • @clocktowerdm
      @clocktowerdm 2 роки тому +218

      @@m31i0n7 yes.

  • @RTOmega
    @RTOmega 2 роки тому +511

    Kirito: "You guys are great meat shields and no one can take that from you."

    • @tulipkitten
      @tulipkitten Рік тому +44

      *Adequate* meatshields. Which makes it sting even more 😂

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 Місяць тому +1

      I’d take that compliment
      I typically suck at video games, but if I could SOMEHOW help a good player, that’s good enough for me

  • @Drilling4mana
    @Drilling4mana 3 роки тому +6323

    "Alright men, this next part's gonna require careful coordination.... which is why I'm gonna *do it myself!* "
    I raided in WoW for 10 years and I _feel this in my bones_

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 3 роки тому +420

      There's also apparently an explanation on why he attacked last. The coat that you get after defeating the kobalt lord is so good that kirito only changed it a few times through out the entire game. Therefore, my blue haired boy-o over here wanted the item for himself, which is reasonable, looks sweet

    • @phil8910
      @phil8910 3 роки тому +30

      @@gamewizardthesecond what kind of shitty ass game makes a loot drop that good that only drops ONCE
      ffs, people rlly aren’t kidding with how conceptually bad of a game sao really would have been to play

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 3 роки тому +196

      @@phil8910 and on the first boss. And only to the person who deals the last digit of damage

    • @TheReddinotimeforce
      @TheReddinotimeforce 3 роки тому +42

      Diabel wanted the item for himself and the exp boost I guess

    • @aerissai8341
      @aerissai8341 3 роки тому +96

      @@TheReddinotimeforce If that was the case, totally understandable and I love Diavel even more for it. He learned what kind of loot Illfang would drop upon first completion, him and his party are the ones that discovered the boss room in the pillar dungeon, and he's also the damn leader of this first ever successful boss raid, he should be the one to receive the boss reward as he's a natural leader.

  • @raven7952
    @raven7952 6 років тому +2806

    “How have you survived this month?”
    ....
    *Stares at food*
    “HOW DO I EAT YOU?!”

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 6 років тому +107

      Rogue_Raven It's... Been a challenge...

    • @olddusty8350
      @olddusty8350 6 років тому +9

      Rogue_Raven XD

    • @antonios.3922
      @antonios.3922 6 років тому +9

      Objectively the best line

    • @kuru4836
      @kuru4836 6 років тому +3

      it's .ore like HOw DO I eAT yOu

    • @mason3872
      @mason3872 6 років тому +1

      Lmao is how French people laugh

  • @RicardoDelfinGarcia
    @RicardoDelfinGarcia 3 роки тому +4615

    It's been almost 8 years since this came out and this is the first time I realise the cat IS THE FUCKING CAT FROM GHOST STORIES

    • @Brianlikescars
      @Brianlikescars 3 роки тому +531

      ... If it makes you feel any better I’ve watched this series at least ten times and... you beat me to it.

    • @forrest6374
      @forrest6374 3 роки тому +116

      Just realized that today

    • @Oceanikus
      @Oceanikus 3 роки тому +28

      Ghost stories?

    • @RicardoDelfinGarcia
      @RicardoDelfinGarcia 3 роки тому +312

      @@Oceanikus an anime that resulted in one of the most hilarious English dubs I've ever heard. It's like an abridged series, but officially licensed for some reason

    • @Oceanikus
      @Oceanikus 3 роки тому +8

      @@RicardoDelfinGarcia ahhh

  • @HAZYPANCAKES
    @HAZYPANCAKES Рік тому +390

    “Just send me a trade request.”
    “A… what?”
    “It’s quite simple really… JUST OPEN YOUR MENU.”

    • @mattheusjob3287
      @mattheusjob3287 Рік тому +1

      "SON OF A BITCH!"
      Asuna in her head, probably

    • @LuckyPunkProd
      @LuckyPunkProd 11 місяців тому

      "You son of a biiitch!!!"
      "Muahahahahaha!"
      That punchline never gets old. 😂

  • @bowlingally
    @bowlingally 9 років тому +687

    "You're not better than us!"
    "My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
    "Dammit, he's got us there."
    Amazing XD

    • @jadefoster5809
      @jadefoster5809 9 років тому +1

      Best line

    • @vashthestampede9974
      @vashthestampede9974 9 років тому +14

      Sergeant Froakie the coat helps solve plenty of arguments it also has +30 cha

    • @vashthestampede9974
      @vashthestampede9974 9 років тому

      ***** because of that damm hat

    • @vashthestampede9974
      @vashthestampede9974 9 років тому +1

      ***** the coat only gives me +30 cha but it does not give me resistance to cha items

    • @dhabitahmaisara
      @dhabitahmaisara 9 років тому

      +Ninja Named Bob That just proves how much he misses Sachi I mean he went to the chest hoping to find a revival potion but he got the hat instead which upsetted him which is weird since that hat was the reason why he joined a guild.

  • @andrewtimothy9792
    @andrewtimothy9792 10 років тому +4156

    "just send me a trade request, simple really, just open your menu"
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    OMG I'M DYING!!!!

    • @Carlos-ld7cd
      @Carlos-ld7cd 10 років тому +66

      Me too *high five

    • @andrewtimothy9792
      @andrewtimothy9792 10 років тому +32

      *high five

    • @Carlos-ld7cd
      @Carlos-ld7cd 10 років тому +9

      :D

    • @spectarviana220
      @spectarviana220 10 років тому +24

      so EVIL lol

    • @Afrobacon
      @Afrobacon 10 років тому +40

      That probably my faveriote part of this abridged series it so funny and...........................................................EVIL!!!!!!!!!! MUWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @red9513
    @red9513 6 років тому +1603

    Asuna:I want half the coat
    Kirito: K send me a trade request
    Asuna:how?
    Kirito:open your menu
    SON OF A BI-

    • @poopjerusalem3500
      @poopjerusalem3500 5 років тому +27

      Asuna - opps i made myself naked
      Kirito - ( boner )

    • @rexboi147
      @rexboi147 5 років тому

      Red ever notice how they only show names with k ? I just noticed that

    • @rexboi147
      @rexboi147 5 років тому

      Jay Plays look at my previous comment

    • @poopjerusalem3500
      @poopjerusalem3500 5 років тому +1

      mmmmkay

    • @umbrie2286
      @umbrie2286 5 років тому +1

      10/10

  • @thefoolishjester5125
    @thefoolishjester5125 2 роки тому +373

    I just realized Diabel is like one of the first people Kirito didn’t hate. Or hate to the normal amount.

    • @wyster14
      @wyster14 Рік тому +26

      The main reason being that he’s not an idiot or a dickhead

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 5 років тому +1771

    Narrator ep.2: "Some died from sheer stupidity"
    Kaiaba ep.11: "It seems you people have a death pool for dying the absolute most stupid way possible. And you keep one-upping eachother"

    • @moto2442
      @moto2442 4 роки тому +188

      Do you know how many people died screaming leeroy Jenkins? More than zero

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson 4 роки тому +90

      @@moto2442 as far as I'm concerned, that's grounds to exterminate the entire human race.

    • @firedragonslayer7112
      @firedragonslayer7112 4 роки тому +71

      @@12jswilson *Kirito's Voice sounds from background* Hey at least they all had the guts to be here without a freaking cheat code

    • @somerandomguy844
      @somerandomguy844 4 роки тому +32

      I mean, who just stands in fire?!

    • @akbubs
      @akbubs 4 роки тому +32

      See? This is what I mean. Which one of you geniuses missed what I did to the last gu-

  • @dekubaku6932
    @dekubaku6932 5 років тому +6296

    Its not even a parody anymore when this is better than the original

  • @neveedahjafri
    @neveedahjafri 4 роки тому +6238

    I want to thank the people who created this version, it's very entertaining XD

    • @person1145
      @person1145 4 роки тому +20

      who are you?

    • @hyper6354
      @hyper6354 4 роки тому +51

      @@person1145 theyre neveedah jafri are you illiterate

    • @person1145
      @person1145 4 роки тому +9

      @@hyper6354 who?

    • @sns6471
      @sns6471 4 роки тому +47

      It's
      I don't know hahaha

    • @person1145
      @person1145 4 роки тому +3

      @@sns6471 dislike

  • @nyxelithias
    @nyxelithias 2 роки тому +208

    After years and so many rewatches, I FINALLY realized that the reason Kirito mispronounced dissolving is because it's literally spelt as "Disolve" and quite honestly I'm upset I didn't notice the pristine humor that was that joke.

    • @zobblewobble1770
      @zobblewobble1770 Рік тому +18

      Same, and I would not have noticed if you had not mentioned it. I swear each rewatch reveals new jokes I’ve not seen before, like a fractal pattern of comedy

    • @AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon
      @AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon Рік тому +1

      I don't get it.

    • @nyxelithias
      @nyxelithias Рік тому +9

      @elesabrooks769 an ongoing joke in this series is how poorly made the game is and that there are a lot of bugs and glitches. This is one of the first if not the first nod to that. It's just a really dumb spelling mistake that kiriko makes fun of.

    • @velxus
      @velxus 11 місяців тому +1

      @@nyxelithias Overwatch player spotted "Kiriko"

    • @nyxelithias
      @nyxelithias 11 місяців тому

      @@velxus lol, I am a top 500 genji player funnily enough.

  • @izzymccarthy8335
    @izzymccarthy8335 5 років тому +1134

    The Wise Words Of Kirito:
    "Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding... and shoot it. Shoot it in the god damn face."

  • @edelta88
    @edelta88 3 роки тому +1680

    Kirito: "Fine!... Just send me a trade request."
    Me: Genius... lmao

  • @nova92
    @nova92 4 роки тому +497

    "You're not better than us!"
    "My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
    "Damnit, he's got us there."

  • @MrMario4president
    @MrMario4president 2 роки тому +178

    I only realized now at 11:24 the reason Kirito says the word "dissolving" so strangely is because the word is misspelt on the popup.

  • @redwolfvirus4830
    @redwolfvirus4830 4 роки тому +2901

    When the guy tries to be polite about Tiffany's name, and Tiffany just shoots that shit down real quick 😂

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 роки тому +64

      The Chocolate Ax!

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 3 роки тому +61

      tiffany was probably one of the catfishes pretending to be girls lol

    • @aglazeddoughnut5250
      @aglazeddoughnut5250 3 роки тому +207

      @@layalsaleh4103 i like the idea that its his wifes account, and thats why hes so casual about it.

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 3 роки тому +27

      @@aglazeddoughnut5250 that also works

    • @jxynothere
      @jxynothere 3 роки тому +49

      @@aglazeddoughnut5250 Have you seen the new episodes? Surprisingly, his irl name is ACTUALLY Tiffany.

  • @untitled6087
    @untitled6087 5 років тому +3096

    "I'm di-solving this party"
    I had to check, there really is a typo in the actual anime.

    • @zephyrelizabeth965
      @zephyrelizabeth965 5 років тому +379

      I mean reki is known for his good writing, its only fair the english counterpart reflects it.

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 років тому +63

      @@zephyrelizabeth965 it's*

    • @zephyrelizabeth965
      @zephyrelizabeth965 5 років тому +310

      @@JorgetePanete Reki is so bad at writing i make my own errors just by thinking about him.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 5 років тому +97

      @@zephyrelizabeth965 i started sobbing when i read this.

    • @Dorraj
      @Dorraj 4 роки тому +86

      It also says "congratulation" when he beats the boss. Engrish.

  • @Buzzing_Bumblebees
    @Buzzing_Bumblebees 5 років тому +3145

    *"So as Mr. Chocolate Thunder was saying"* had me dying.

  • @cmnog2167
    @cmnog2167 2 роки тому +131

    When he said "Just open your menu", it literally sent chills down my spine.

  • @asianpengi680
    @asianpengi680 4 роки тому +3088

    “That’s right Jefferey. Now kill them all...”
    -Jesus

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +231

      And so Laughing Coffin was formed

    • @RedGlass88
      @RedGlass88 4 роки тому +137

      “As you command, My Lord.”

    • @anonfinally1692
      @anonfinally1692 4 роки тому +94

      "It's pronounced 'Hey Zeus' and I don't know you."

    • @thesleepiesthead
      @thesleepiesthead 3 роки тому +14

      It’s pronounced hesoos!

    • @astrolinn
      @astrolinn 3 роки тому +16

      @@jotheunissen9274 Oh my god, I only just realized that!

  • @timeshark8727
    @timeshark8727 4 роки тому +1740

    "We could group up and... hit it till it dies"
    ... this is why I no longer play healer in MMO's

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 3 роки тому +72

      Hey, they beat the boss using that strategy, only 2 people did it well though.

    • @Will-mk5pj
      @Will-mk5pj 3 роки тому +50

      I mean, sometimes the ants swarming at the feet of the boss need to be kept alive. Healers perform that necessary function. Also they get yelled at for not healing. When they are healing.

    • @timeshark8727
      @timeshark8727 3 роки тому +87

      @@Will-mk5pj Once upon a time, I was one of the top sage healers in SWTOR... there were several guilds that organized raids who would actively seek me out, either for the harder raids or to keep their new tanks alive while they were learning in easier raids. etc... meanwhile, in virtually every PUG I joined there was either a tank that couldn't or a DPS who wanted to pull, or people who stood around in flashing red circles wondering why their health was going down so fast, and every time, all I'd hear from them was "our healer sucks" or "learn to heal scrub" etc.
      Come to think of it, far too few people died in the first months of SAO. If the people there played like the average person at least 50% of them should have died the first time they encountered an area or mini boss type monster.
      Heathcliff's rant at the final battle struck a chord with me... _"Do you even realize how many of you have died yelling _*_LEROY JENKINS!?_*_ its a lot."_

    • @DrowzyDruid
      @DrowzyDruid 3 роки тому +7

      We could try hitting it.... Really hard... Together?

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 3 роки тому +3

      . . . *Whatever!*

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 6 років тому +1856

    I love how kirito is personally responsible for a significant portion of those deaths.

    • @stonedumaruto9570
      @stonedumaruto9570 6 років тому +36

      Geordin Soucie im your 100th like.... congratulations! You get a cookie.

    • @izabellasonier7444
      @izabellasonier7444 6 років тому +262

      "Who the fuck wrote this?!"
      *kirito chuckling in the background*

    • @Luchux177
      @Luchux177 6 років тому +35

      I like this version!! Sadly they didn't add argo to this scene to have her chuckling at this.

    • @henryhamilton9898
      @henryhamilton9898 5 років тому +39

      Geordin Soucie Actually Keida caused more deaths because he took the tutorial NPC

    • @DKlett1
      @DKlett1 5 років тому +3

      modern porblems require modern solutions

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose Рік тому +128

    "Apparently, real-life athletic ability translates into the game. Good to know." That plus the Hat of Charisma +50... There's no way they planned the Alfheim plot twist _this_ early, is there?

    • @timothyaintit5989
      @timothyaintit5989 Рік тому +4

      Yup

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 10 місяців тому +8

      sheesh the foreshadowing

    • @asherrudick3912
      @asherrudick3912 10 місяців тому +2

      I mean, they already planned to do the entire series, which huge commitment and I respect that, so there is a slight chance all the jokes and plot points were planned.

    • @StraightKnots
      @StraightKnots 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh yeah they did

    • @TheNeighborhoodBlackguy
      @TheNeighborhoodBlackguy 6 місяців тому +1

  • @iamme4552
    @iamme4552 4 роки тому +2548

    “Kirito?! I killed the thing and now it says I have xp’s. Is that bad? Am I dying?!”
    Greatest line in abridging history. 😘

    • @prismglider5922
      @prismglider5922 4 роки тому +80

      Definitely up for debate. I'd say "I'm fresh out of mercy" is a better line, for a lot of reasons. That's a funny line though.

    • @bla_blabla
      @bla_blabla 3 роки тому +27

      even after spending 9k+ hours in anime, I say anime is sh*t. but these kinds of lines, of this parody series(and a few more that I am not going to name here)
      are ...WORTH DEFINITELY IT...

    • @MrBadmonkeycw
      @MrBadmonkeycw 3 роки тому +43

      IDK, the “Just send a trade request” at the end was a delightful knife twist

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 роки тому +17

      Good point, but as a counterpoint I present
      "I'm a fuck mothering vampire"

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory 3 роки тому +3

      @@bla_blabla holy cow, over 9K hours? That’s close to 1500 anime, assuming we have an average time of 25 min with an average of 15 episodes per anime. But dang you have racked it up.

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 6 років тому +401

    "Course, I'm not a liar, so I'm not gonna say any of that."
    "Ohhhh, shit."
    That delivery.

  • @ezikielwinchester5429
    @ezikielwinchester5429 8 років тому +445

    "Send me a trade request", I never laughed so hard in my life, my God this funny af.

    • @reimei84
      @reimei84 8 років тому +179

      *YOU SON OF A BIIIIIITCH*

  • @Ghostsurge64
    @Ghostsurge64 2 роки тому +190

    I can’t believe how iconic this abridged series has been for me, almost a decade later I’m still quoting “that’s so lmao”

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender 2 роки тому +7

      "almost a decade later" i can't believe this video is so old

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 Рік тому +4

      @@WishGender I can't believe how old I am lol

  • @pixelpug2824
    @pixelpug2824 5 років тому +502

    Narrator: In a game of life or death, you either live or you die.
    Kirito: Yes, that's what life or death means.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 5 років тому +10

      Isn't that right Jesus?

    • @mitchroki2776
      @mitchroki2776 4 роки тому +1

      Infinity war reference noice

    • @DragonKnight90001
      @DragonKnight90001 4 роки тому +6

      ....people die when they are killed

    • @777LGF
      @777LGF 4 роки тому +1

      Channeling Shirou Emiya

  • @akmen8714
    @akmen8714 4 роки тому +1856

    Just now realized that Jefferey is the leader of laughing coffin

  • @_jackdragon_2413
    @_jackdragon_2413 7 років тому +359

    "Just send me a trade request..."
    "A...what?"
    "Oh it's simple really.....just open your menu"
    [Laughing]
    Easily one of the *best* quote of the series

  • @QuiescentPilot
    @QuiescentPilot Рік тому +55

    11:27 I absolutely love that they made Kirito say “di-solve” because the source had a misspelling of “dissolve” lmao. Such a subtle joke.

  • @vidman931
    @vidman931 9 років тому +4430

    "oh god who wrote this?" *Kirito chuckles to himself

    • @all-star-hero73
      @all-star-hero73 9 років тому +39

      +vidman931 it sounds like tharja from fire emblem awakening

    • @TheMooseah
      @TheMooseah 9 років тому +60

      +vidman931 nothing like a WW2 joke

    • @firedragonslayer7112
      @firedragonslayer7112 9 років тому +68

      +vidman931 am i the only one wondering what the final solution stategy calls for cause if it calls for what i think it is clling for i'm going to die of laughter that's so lmao

    • @firedragonslayer7112
      @firedragonslayer7112 9 років тому +40

      +Ken Kaneki no the really dark thing is i have a feeling it had to do with leading the weak players in a suicide charge and it was most likely kirito that wrote that part of the guide book

    • @bencooke1201
      @bencooke1201 9 років тому +2

      +vidman931 WOW IT'S ALMSOT AS IF W DIDN'T JUST WATCH THE VERY SAME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @yaboi9210
    @yaboi9210 4 роки тому +1536

    He probably had to buy that “narrator off” option

    • @KeKe-bv8qv
      @KeKe-bv8qv 4 роки тому +134

      Nah, I bet he had to buy the narrator function in the first place 'cause of how lonely he was, too bad they couldn't get along.

    • @yaboi9210
      @yaboi9210 4 роки тому +4

      @@KeKe-bv8qv lol

    • @monkehman979
      @monkehman979 4 роки тому +16

      Sao brung to you by EA

    • @GamingWithHajimemes
      @GamingWithHajimemes 4 роки тому +17

      @@monkehman979 "ea sports, you're in the game"

    • @apparentlycandyflossishalal
      @apparentlycandyflossishalal 4 роки тому +3

      @gohn bary bathesdea

  • @thelongembrace
    @thelongembrace Рік тому +75

    It's been 8 long years since I first watched this and every time he says "just open your menu" I lean my head and laugh maniacally. This is truly an absolute masterpiece.

  • @jacobdilley8247
    @jacobdilley8247 3 роки тому +1659

    I just realized that when they have the laughing coffin logo at the end "Jesus loves me" is playing in a creepy distorted way. When we first meet laughing coffin members he has his whole quoting Jesus thing. They have better continuity than most anime.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 3 роки тому +198

      Also the guy who can see jesus in this episode is the guy quoting jesus and the leader of laughing coffin. The reason why his voice is different when he's quoting is because he's using a voice mod, same as the guy with the Mexican guitar when they're fighting the blue goat boss in later episodes

    • @rotimiolu-james9418
      @rotimiolu-james9418 3 роки тому +19

      I knew it.

    • @Cdre_Satori
      @Cdre_Satori Рік тому +13

      I just now realised that, I checked out of the episode once credits started and I robbed myself of this knowledge that this is the guy who starts Laughing coffin.

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Рік тому +13

      Hoping Jesus guy comes back as death gun if they ever abridge the gungale arc

    • @canteventhough
      @canteventhough Рік тому +1

      Oh, personally I prefer abridged serieseseses. BECAUSE... it's incredibly creative and it's like they make patchwork anime. Also they pulled me out of a serious depression so I'm severely biased.

  • @DigidesteinedSayian
    @DigidesteinedSayian 6 років тому +2099

    "I want half," is one of the best lines I've ever heard in any movie, book, or video.
    It's because of the buildup. We see stuff like that all the time. Arrogant hero is a jerk, tells everyone how terrible they are and how good he is, and tries to walk off. The innocent, kind heroine runs up to him and tells him he's wrong, and that friendship is great and that he couldn't have made it without the sacrifices of everyone else. Maybe she slaps him to show her spirit. Arrogant hero is touched by her spirit, or he eventually sees the value of friendship.
    You can see that from a mile away. The shot is perfect; Asuna appears right behind Kirito, about to say something very important. She looks indignant, as if she's about to say how wrong he is.
    And then we get, "I want half."
    Suddenly, Asuna becomes a character. She doesn't slot into the innocent heroine to the brooding hero; she's just as selfish as he is. She fights him not for his beliefs, but because she wants what she deserves.
    It's the best bait and switch I've ever seen.

  • @TheRealDrClef
    @TheRealDrClef 3 роки тому +1762

    Narrator:"The tininess of his brain dwarfed only by the tininess of his di-"
    Kirito:"Alright, narrator off."
    Narrator:"YOU CAN SILENCE ME BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRU-"
    Kirito:"Dick."
    Love this series!❤

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +22

      Clef! Buddy! It's good to see you.

    • @whotheo4878
      @whotheo4878 3 роки тому +73

      Just realized Kirito accidentally finished off the Narrator’s sentence

    • @TheRealDrClef
      @TheRealDrClef 3 роки тому +8

      @@dr.bright6272 Hi!

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 2 роки тому +14

      I wish we kept a narrator in the background for SAOA. Itd be like ghost nappa driving everyone crazy XD

    • @DrWARDOG
      @DrWARDOG Рік тому +5

      well, he wound up proving both the narrator and rosalia wrong some episodes later, so all the more power to him

  • @misterstibbs562
    @misterstibbs562 2 місяці тому +8

    Fun fact: in the original show, the reason why Agil is in SAO is because he won bet between him and his wife on who would play first.
    My head canon is that he named himself “Tiffany” because he knew that his wife would be playing more.

  • @shadow-tv1xl
    @shadow-tv1xl 5 років тому +836

    "I am known by many names. Mountain slayer, thunder lion, the chocolate axe, but you? You may call me... Tiffany"
    I got major question marks and laughter after "the chocolate axe"

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +32

      Thats.... Masculine

    • @dx_Rain_xb
      @dx_Rain_xb 4 роки тому +33

      @@cunningsmile4166 Shouldn't be, it's a womans name

    • @xxxhero7275
      @xxxhero7275 4 роки тому +25

      Altitude Gamer ok I have no idea how to talk to you...

    • @limpbizcoito2964
      @limpbizcoito2964 4 роки тому +24

      @@xxxhero7275 good, then you can shut up and listen

    • @Zack_W
      @Zack_W 4 роки тому +1

      Chocolate sword would be better lol

  • @lusaywah
    @lusaywah 6 років тому +1031

    I died when Kirito told Asuna to send s trade request XD "Oh, it's quite simple, really...Just open your menu. >:)"

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 8 років тому +295

    "Tiffany's a... masculine name." "Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name." "...Okay, I don't know how to talk to you." "Good. Then you can shut up and listen." Well played, chocolate axe. Well played.

  • @2Links
    @2Links Рік тому +40

    God I love their foreshadowing. Jeffery from 10:05 is the same as the laughing coffin member from episode 5. Combined with the end part showing the connection it's beautiful.

    • @NTXjmf
      @NTXjmf Рік тому +3

      It is perfectly written

  • @MusetheInsomniac
    @MusetheInsomniac 6 років тому +1452

    I love how they not-so-subtly insinuate Tiff was playing as a female character before they were trapped.

    • @jukesdtj656
      @jukesdtj656 6 років тому +287

      I never thought about that, that is actually really smart.

    • @imperator5228
      @imperator5228 6 років тому +320

      Well, I think he mentions his wife later on, so he might have been playing on his wife's account.

    • @luneth770
      @luneth770 6 років тому +248

      Jacob Valentin He does seem pretty blatant about it being a woman's name, so he either has no shame or it was his wife's.

    • @The0mega79
      @The0mega79 6 років тому +19

      Huh, I never thought of that.

    • @PyraJord
      @PyraJord 6 років тому +137

      In the SAO books i believe in Agils fact captio that states that originally him and his wife had the same account, he just happened to be using it at the time of the incident simply because i think he one a bet against her or one a rock paper scissors game against her to play it first. Something like that.

  • @TheMedicatedArtist
    @TheMedicatedArtist 8 років тому +2608

    "Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep" I want that on my tombstone.

    • @darkeyedgirl005
      @darkeyedgirl005 8 років тому +115

      Now I must put on my bucket list to find your tombstone if you die before me. I'll bring a sharpie. All I need to do is add one thing...
      "Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep", Said the sheep in this hole.
      I'm playing. It's a better phrase than the one that will be on my tombstone.
      "All dressed up and nowhere to go." I'm an atheist.
      "Hope the suit is flame retardant." That's for my brother, who admits he is going to hell.

    • @audreymorrow7009
      @audreymorrow7009 8 років тому +69

      Radioactive Panda I want "my sweet ass coat begs to differ"

    • @aidanmattson681
      @aidanmattson681 8 років тому +11

      Radioactive Panda I think that that is a Mussolini quote, or at least a derivative of one, so... if you want to be known as a Fascist, go ahead.

    • @likealightning4139
      @likealightning4139 8 років тому +68

      its a quote from Game of Thrones, not Mussolini

    • @aidanmattson681
      @aidanmattson681 8 років тому +5

      likealightning It sounded very similar to a Mussolini quote, but thanks for the source.

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 3 роки тому +858

    The funny part is, if the guy had actually let Kirito finish, there would've been enough time for Kirito to tell him about the longer range.

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 2 роки тому +62

      In theory?
      But it still would have been miles better to give the immediately needed info first, then sit people down after the battle and geek out.
      (Though the fact the guy can't boil down info mid fight does confuse me when it comes to how he thinks of himself as an awesome MMO player...
      Though I suppose it could just be DPS Only Big Head)

    • @WhenGoatsWentBaa
      @WhenGoatsWentBaa Рік тому +32

      @@elenafriese891 I don't think it's so much that he can't boil it down (seeing as after the guy gets hit he sums it up as "He'll have more reach and do more damage") and more of a case of he won't boil it down

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 Рік тому +19

      @@WhenGoatsWentBaa so yeah, it does still boil down to "jerk DPS who assumes that the healer will carry him and he only needs to pay attention to the boss"

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 11 місяців тому +1

      True, just barely

  • @Lif3OfAMV
    @Lif3OfAMV 2 роки тому +34

    “my sweet ass coat begs to differ” that’s kiritos way of living

  • @Motonari11
    @Motonari11 4 роки тому +1331

    I love how they replaced that pointless useless bashing against beta testers with a better pointless and useless but humorfull trashtalk between Asuna and Kirito. Such great storytelling, Reki could learn so much from you

    • @lgachaboyyt
      @lgachaboyyt 3 роки тому +29

      i really did like beater, though

    • @yellenhoodie4437
      @yellenhoodie4437 3 роки тому +42

      they changed from blaming the beta testers for the deaths to blaming the beta testers for being stuck in the game, somehow (and then it gets completely dismissed by jokes about the guidebook)
      Great Storytelling™
      (they shifted asuna and kirito's conversation from night time to day time, right that moment, and also made it into a trashtalk)

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt 3 роки тому +5

      @@yellenhoodie4437 yup. quality content.

    • @jarjarbinks4243
      @jarjarbinks4243 3 роки тому +10

      @@yellenhoodie4437 something about how beta testers did not help beginners enough even though some beta testers helped make a guidebook which via Kiritos shocked expression he had no idea existed. Ngl Kirito is a trash character that does not help others and plays the solo game villian style 😎. He decided to admit to being the top beta tester via floor lvls that only when confronted by his party and decides to "unite" newbies by saying he is the best due to exclusive boss info and leaves everyone to fend for themselves since for whatever reason he does not want to lead others which would be very helpful; but hey he is a great guy that loves to help people right? ♥ F SAO I dislike Kirito

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 3 роки тому

      If the parody & the source material share anything in common, it’s that most of the players were idiots.

  • @adamnash5706
    @adamnash5706 8 років тому +1286

    This Kirito is my spirit animal.

  • @AmitCinematicUniverse
    @AmitCinematicUniverse 6 років тому +917

    Asuna: If you won't give me my half of the coat, I will make your life a living hell!
    2 years later, they got married. lol

    • @euryethl
      @euryethl 6 років тому +74

      Isn’t that living hell enough?
      XD

    • @bichimadorable9697
      @bichimadorable9697 6 років тому +3

      Bulma and i are happy
      I work out and am never around
      She make training gear by teckno tech tech thingie hack teck heck for me
      And i beat my kid after fighting

    • @mirror972
      @mirror972 6 років тому +6

      Suppose she did go through with that threat

    • @ScottAndNumbers
      @ScottAndNumbers 6 років тому +4

      Asuna confirmed to play the long game

    • @ststes
      @ststes 6 років тому

      when she said it she meant it, she will haunt him forever

  • @VirginStarrrrr
    @VirginStarrrrr Рік тому +36

    4:24 since Kirito wrote this part of the guide book, he purposely called it that to make a Hitler reference. Honestly that's just really fucking funny and it shows how good this abridged series is

  • @MarkSiefert
    @MarkSiefert 4 роки тому +2904

    “I will make your life a living hell!”
    So THAT’S why she married him.

    • @joviko5132
      @joviko5132 3 роки тому +27

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣this is what my dad is like

    • @paxnoodle4788
      @paxnoodle4788 3 роки тому +6

      @@joviko5132 let’s hope your mm isn’t a masochist

    • @joviko5132
      @joviko5132 3 роки тому +10

      @@paxnoodle4788 oh no my mom just drags him around everywhere cause she refuses to get a license cause she is disabled he just gets annoyed cause she could do it tomorrow mostly

    • @paxnoodle4788
      @paxnoodle4788 3 роки тому +10

      And I thought my mom making my sisters do marathons was bad

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 3 роки тому +14

      Hey dude, marriage isnt bad, if your wife makes your life suck then fucking divorce her.

  • @dylane8689
    @dylane8689 4 роки тому +5330

    Is it sad that this kirito is a much more compelling character then the actual kirito.

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 4 роки тому +403

      Yes and no, because we get this glorious masterpiece of an abridged

    • @chovy8102
      @chovy8102 4 роки тому +616

      SAO walked so SAO abridged could run

    • @setsumaki8307
      @setsumaki8307 4 роки тому +257

      “This Kirito” has a name. It is Kurt

    • @velvetsparrow
      @velvetsparrow 4 роки тому +148

      Because he’s an actual character

    • @maraisfan4life517
      @maraisfan4life517 4 роки тому +14

      Fugitive Example false imo

  • @IMMACYCLOPS
    @IMMACYCLOPS 8 років тому +3428

    Oh. My. GOD. Kirito is the *best* villain protagonist.

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 8 років тому +225

      If the real Sword Art Online had him *be* one, it may have been amazing.

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 8 років тому +104

      Anti-hero*

    • @keithz.rawski6456
      @keithz.rawski6456 8 років тому +86

      *Antoganistic Protagonist
      If you wanna correct someone, do it right.
      Anti-Hero is by the way also working.
      And yes, I thought exactly the same.
      Just finished Deathnote, and then I thought: "Well, need a good protagonist again."
      What have I got from SAO?
      The "Fine, call me a Beater"-Scene.

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 8 років тому +3

      Daniel Januš Yeah, Deadpool IS a funny anithero :-)

    • @shawnmurphy7764
      @shawnmurphy7764 8 років тому +18

      Keith Z.rawski First of all, you spelled Antagonistic wrong. Second of all, there's no such thing as an antagonistic protagonist. The protagonist of a story can be a bad person/villain, they just have to be the character of main focus.

  • @washmahashmi5321
    @washmahashmi5321 2 роки тому +31

    *"You can come up with that but can't open up the menu?"*
    I'm dying 😂

  • @jxpd7898
    @jxpd7898 4 роки тому +418

    i love how kirito's voice actor stays at the same volume like he's afraid to wake up his parents or something

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 3 роки тому +39

      I'm pretty sure that's just a case of permanent rasp, like Piglet
      ...Not that you're wrong

    • @carolyn8740
      @carolyn8740 3 роки тому +6

      what parents? He has no parents and knows it.

  • @maras2744
    @maras2744 4 роки тому +772

    “Who wrote this?”
    Kirito: *chuckles*

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 3 роки тому +32

      yeah, he skimmed it. to see if his "final solution" got into the game. :D

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 3 роки тому +9

      @@Ixarus6713 rip 2000 people committed final solution

    • @yoloswag8783
      @yoloswag8783 2 роки тому

      The hell is final solution I really wanna know

    • @MetaZekrom72
      @MetaZekrom72 2 роки тому

      @@BarioIDL 3:25

  • @dannyardon1710
    @dannyardon1710 7 років тому +528

    It's quite simple really, just open your menu"
    "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
    Laughs into the night

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 7 років тому +8

      Such petty evilness.

    • @scurreith3667
      @scurreith3667 7 років тому

      And yet for some mysterious reason this racist bitch still falls in love with him... and he... agrees to marry the racist bitch... yeah, not much thought towards serious storytelling was put in this series, I honestly question, if they were going to incorporate 4th wall breaks like talking to the narrator (which is already stupid in its own right) why would they try to write a show that why try to get you to feel emotion when it has stupid sh*t like this? Why didn’t Kirito’s parents pull the plug on him before he was taken to the hospital? Why didn’t Asuna’s dad? I mean, Kirito’s family is obviously filled with ass holes, why would they ever leave Kirito alone with Suguha? I mean, it’s a simple get a glove, pull out the plug and plug it back in, then it looks like the person was killed in the game... yeah, there really wasn’t much thought put around this series...

    • @uknownsoldier
      @uknownsoldier 7 років тому +1

      Scur Reith because it's funnier this way.

    • @drkartisan
      @drkartisan 6 років тому

      Such Evilness

  • @SaiCantLie
    @SaiCantLie Рік тому +37

    "Just open your menu" was pure gold 😂

  • @BlackLolitarose
    @BlackLolitarose 5 років тому +188

    Tiffany is one of the best improvements though.
    In the original, I forgot he existed.
    In this he's my favorite side character.

  • @theladyfausta
    @theladyfausta 4 роки тому +192

    "You're not better than us!"
    "My sweet-ass coat begs to differ."
    It's been 7 years and this thing is still one of the best shows I've had the pleasure of watching.

  • @MaxineInYourWifi
    @MaxineInYourWifi 4 роки тому +457

    “God who wrote this thing”
    Kirito: *chuckles*

    • @diogenes26
      @diogenes26 3 роки тому +24

      German player: "I'd like to know more about this Final Solu-"
      Diabel: "Ok, we're done, let's go"

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 роки тому +7

      *laughs to the bank from all the book sales*

    • @om58499
      @om58499 3 роки тому +2

      @@diogenes26 i want to hear really

  • @danielbrooks8980
    @danielbrooks8980 Рік тому +22

    That lore drop about the difference between a Talwar and an Odachi was real commitment

  • @noraarcadia635
    @noraarcadia635 7 років тому +775

    Wow. Asuna goes from being so hopeless she can't open the menu to the second-in-command of the best guild in the game. She wins the most improved menu.

    • @bronsolo6941
      @bronsolo6941 7 років тому +38

      utopianking once she could open it

    • @themcace7456
      @themcace7456 7 років тому +1

      XD

    • @it1221
      @it1221 7 років тому +8

      utopianking but then she won't be able to open it and it'll be useless

    • @Molotovyeen
      @Molotovyeen 7 років тому +6

      Then she jumps down to little bitch for the next 2 seasons

    • @enginetic57
      @enginetic57 7 років тому +6

      Digital_Static i mean, lets just hope life finds a way and swe figure put how to make the shit show known as aol work

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 8 років тому +361

    "SQUAD F, FOR #### SAKE STOP PLAYING BEJEWELED" LMAO

    • @AMZT14
      @AMZT14 8 років тому +67

      Erin Jackson Thats so LMAO

    • @benistechsused3128
      @benistechsused3128 7 років тому +4

      I was scrolling through the comments, and read this as soon as he said it in the video. L. M. A. O

  • @saadsrequiemforsasuke7041
    @saadsrequiemforsasuke7041 3 роки тому +552

    10:52 _"So, for those of you who came in late, and that one guy playing Bejeweled back there... Shoot for the stars..."_
    _"it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt."_
    *Random fodder character:* _"You're not better than us...!"_
    *Kirito:* _"My sweetass coat begs to differ."_ 😆
    This dialogue is too witty and funny!

  • @chaingun87
    @chaingun87 Місяць тому +16

    After many many rewatches, and coming to understand my own neurodivergency, I've come to realize in this episode that Kirito isn't an asshole, he's autistic. He's have to be to launch into an infodump on bladed weapons in the middle of a life or death battle.

    • @Raccido
      @Raccido 27 днів тому +1

      ...he's also an asshole though. That's his primary character feature in this series.

    • @zealouschristian2428
      @zealouschristian2428 24 дні тому

      @@RaccidoHe can be both!

    • @blue-vr8dd
      @blue-vr8dd 22 дні тому

      autism doesn't excuse being an asshole. he is an asshole.
      also, you could make a case that most fictional characters, and probably every anime character, have autism. it clearly wasn't intended when written, there's no point trying to seek it out in fiction.

  • @kyleaugustine6886
    @kyleaugustine6886 3 роки тому +2336

    _If they hijack conversations to talk about their political views, _*_frontline!_*
    This suggestion has aged well after 9 years.

    • @jbjstyx
      @jbjstyx Рік тому +27

      Its an evergreen line

    • @SalemWarren-le3nf
      @SalemWarren-le3nf Рік тому +17

      Quite an Evergreen quote

    • @kyleaugustine6886
      @kyleaugustine6886 Рік тому +16

      @@SalemWarren-le3nf Didn't realize it's a qoute from somewhere, although not really surprising considering all the other lines in this series. Is *_Evergreen_* a show or game?

    • @SalemWarren-le3nf
      @SalemWarren-le3nf Рік тому +3

      @@kyleaugustine6886 Suez

    • @C-Farsene_5
      @C-Farsene_5 Рік тому +25

      @@kyleaugustine6886 evergreen in slang means something that continues to be relevant and well liked after years, like what the comment said

  • @solomoncain05
    @solomoncain05 3 роки тому +378

    "You may call me..... Tiffany"
    "Tiffany huh. That's a pretty masculine name"
    "Well it shouldn't be Tiffany is a girl's name"
    "Okay I don't know how to talk to you"
    Hahahahaha this is one of the most funniest abridged series I've seen.

  • @bladedance8782
    @bladedance8782 9 років тому +513

    "I am known by many names.
    Mountain Slayer.
    Thunder Lion.
    The Chocolate Ax.
    But you?
    You may call me...
    Tiffany."
    Omfg, I laughed so hard. xD

    • @Tatsuyagold
      @Tatsuyagold 9 років тому +24

      +Blade Dance I bet he played as a girl player at 1st XD

    • @guydude8373
      @guydude8373 9 років тому +11

      Tiffany huh that's a pretty masculine name

    • @bladedance8782
      @bladedance8782 9 років тому +18

      Guy Dude
      "Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name."

    • @Yurieln
      @Yurieln 9 років тому +7

      +Blade Dance "..hey! I don't know how to talk to you!"

    • @goldtitan807
      @goldtitan807 9 років тому +2

      Chocolate Axe

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 Місяць тому +6

    it only just occurred to me, on my fourth rewatch in five years, what the "The Final Solution" joke was referring to. at that point i would've stopped reading too

  • @awesomenessrequired4787
    @awesomenessrequired4787 8 років тому +1549

    "Just open your menu" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @79thinline
    @79thinline 7 років тому +375

    "No... wait can I change my answer?" I relate to that line way too much especially in its context

  • @aquamarine3139
    @aquamarine3139 6 років тому +668

    "It's pronounced hay-soos, and I don't know you."

    • @DarkSol16
      @DarkSol16 6 років тому +36

      i love how they set up that joke for the Jesus hallucination at the end.

    • @mirror972
      @mirror972 6 років тому +15

      @@DarkSol16 How Laughing Coffin was born my friend

    • @kintamas4425
      @kintamas4425 6 років тому +1

      Mirror I only got that the second time I watched.

    • @psychonaut175
      @psychonaut175 5 років тому +3

      Pff evidence. I don't need no evidence. Isn't that right Jesus?

    • @rockmanbret9028
      @rockmanbret9028 5 років тому +2

      @@psychonaut175 my atheist ass got so happy during that part😂

  • @johnstockley6976
    @johnstockley6976 Рік тому +4

    The idea of a narration feature run by the system AI had so many hilarious and useful applications.

  • @coykoi5128
    @coykoi5128 8 років тому +278

    "You were an adequate meat shield, and no one can ever take that away from you."

    • @apexyl5135
      @apexyl5135 7 років тому +20

      Goose these are my favorite quotes
      *shoot for the stars, it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt*
      *Okay I don't know how to talk to you...
      good then you can shut up and listen*
      *Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep*

    • @Matt-bk2ce
      @Matt-bk2ce 7 років тому +9

      I laughed when he said you can call me TIFFANY

    • @slashb7836
      @slashb7836 7 років тому +2

      Well, that's a fairly masculine name