SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 02

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    Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
    Cast (By order of appearance)
    Jragoswinn: Narrator, Tiffany, Caps Lock Guy, Additional Voices
    / jragoswinn
    YamatoSFX: Kirito, Additional Voices
    ‪@YamatoSFX‬
    TehExorcist: Diabel
    ‪@TehEx0rcist‬
    Hayabusa449: Kibaou, Additional Voices
    / actormmurdock
    Sonicring123: Additional Voices
    ‪@Sonicring123Dubs‬
    Misanda: Asuna
    LordMegatronG1: Jeffrey, Voices in Jeffrey's Head
    ‪@TeamTrainWreck‬
    Editor/Photoshop Artist: YamatoSFX
    Foley Artist/Master of Music: Jragoswinn
    Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449, Jragoswinn
    A Something Witty Production
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  • @amyhouck7247
    @amyhouck7247 3 роки тому +13656

    So I just realized that the reason Asuna doesn’t know how to open the menu is because the Black Cats stole the tutorial NPC.

    • @victor_blade9736
      @victor_blade9736 3 роки тому +2942

      Also the reason why two thousand people died at the beginning 🤣

    • @GalaxyAl28
      @GalaxyAl28 3 роки тому +798

      This comment is way too underated

    • @hollowstreak9553
      @hollowstreak9553 3 роки тому +859

      BRO I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

    • @dragonking7248
      @dragonking7248 3 роки тому +524

      holy sh!t... YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!

    • @yseumezuya6926
      @yseumezuya6926 3 роки тому +206

      Can you please explain it further i cant remember what happened

  • @lorewalkermaohao4602
    @lorewalkermaohao4602 2 роки тому +8081

    And thus, Asuna began her plan to marry Kirito to get access to his inventory to finally take the coat rightfully owed to her.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Рік тому +295

      What an evil plan!

    • @benochops
      @benochops Рік тому +513

      She wants the 1's AND the 0's

    • @corvinzinthius1184
      @corvinzinthius1184 Рік тому +407

      I don't think it was for the coat... She said she was going to make his life a living hell and she's a woman of her word lol

    • @Ianimatenstuff
      @Ianimatenstuff Рік тому +68

      Canon

    • @rowanjessup6610
      @rowanjessup6610 Рік тому +106

      She then proceeded to divorce him to get half his stuff

  • @MercenaryX10A
    @MercenaryX10A 2 роки тому +3768

    Can we appreciate that Kirito lived with the narrator for a month before turning it off.

    • @zephyrelizabeth965
      @zephyrelizabeth965 Рік тому +234

      It could be just a rare drop he finally got after doing a sidequest

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy Рік тому +73

      Who’s to say the narrator was speaking non stop?

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Рік тому +81

      Better than fully alone. Probably kept him a bit sane. A bit

    • @dootslayer1411
      @dootslayer1411 11 місяців тому +86

      ​@@alex2005zThat implies that Kirito is sane

    • @samphillips8188
      @samphillips8188 11 місяців тому +24

      @@MustacheDLuffywith the help way the narrator was acting? No way he could keep his mouth shut.

  • @teabeenz6526
    @teabeenz6526 2 роки тому +4407

    At fucking gunpoint I *could not* tell you what Tiffany’s name was in the original series. He’s just Tiffany.

    • @brandonwiley5372
      @brandonwiley5372 Рік тому +649

      Fuck actually you're right and I just rewatched original SAO like a month ago

    • @crxt
      @crxt Рік тому +211

      @@brandonwiley5372 agil

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 Рік тому +269

      @@crxt No.

    • @m31i0n7
      @m31i0n7 Рік тому +443

      @@willieearles3151 Tiffany.

    • @clocktower5894
      @clocktower5894 Рік тому +164

      @@m31i0n7 yes.

  • @Tenobii
    @Tenobii 6 років тому +4200

    "Tiffany huh, that's a pretty masculine name"
    "shouldn't be, it's a woman's name"
    "Okay I don't know how to talk to you"
    HAHAHA

    • @cloudstrife5174
      @cloudstrife5174 6 років тому +32

      HarborVIP I thought he said "its a dwarvish name"

    • @mrivera6975
      @mrivera6975 6 років тому +73

      It made me think of a boy named sue

    • @moonrock6441
      @moonrock6441 6 років тому +132

      "Good, means you can shut up and listen"

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 6 років тому +72

      My favorite part was his response: “good, then you can shut up and listen”

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 6 років тому +43

      Before it got adopted into English, Tiffany was a male name, in Greek.

  • @mrsmurfey3817
    @mrsmurfey3817 4 роки тому +6059

    Plot twist: Asuna was never stuck inside the game. She just didn't know how to open the menu and logout.

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 3 роки тому +216

      So... stuck?

    • @mattiaspiazza6411
      @mattiaspiazza6411 3 роки тому +186

      @NoxisHere Le Mao

    • @cesiluzherrera5342
      @cesiluzherrera5342 3 роки тому +269

      She didn't know how to open it because the tutorial NPC was gone

    • @ethandixon6104
      @ethandixon6104 3 роки тому +72

      Plot Twist: Kaeda was the real villain all along, sowing chaos to kill as many people as possible.

    • @wolvesofthevoid1439
      @wolvesofthevoid1439 3 роки тому +19

      Shhh she might hear you

  • @stephenboshears4832
    @stephenboshears4832 Рік тому +955

    What really funny about them not finding the first boss for a full month is that Kirito wrote the guide and thus knew where it was the whole time.

    • @sonofsparta3858
      @sonofsparta3858 Рік тому +29

      Lmao

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 8 місяців тому +123

      He knew about the boss from the beta, but wouldn't necessarily know where the boss room was. They change those things around for the actual release to level the playing field a little

    • @brianmurphy7092
      @brianmurphy7092 6 місяців тому +127

      ​@@raerohan4241and you are 100% correct but it's way funnier and suited to this kirito if he knew exactly where it was and just didn't wanna help anyone cause that meant interactions

    • @cyalknight
      @cyalknight Місяць тому +1

      They might have changed things up (like the final weapon on the boss). Personally, if I was Kirito, I'd just be happy throwing rocks at pigs (leveling up fighting low level characters).

    • @almessasorrow4950
      @almessasorrow4950 10 днів тому +1

      ​@@cyalknightit's likely he actually had a level farm in this version. He's constantly higher leveled than everyone else and constantly exploiting glitches.
      SaoA Kirito might be a speed runner now that I think about it.

  • @RickachuCXVI
    @RickachuCXVI 2 роки тому +831

    I love the fact that Diabel would prefered literal death over healing and continuing to deal with the complete idiocy of the noob players

    • @goreae
      @goreae 3 місяці тому +57

      I just rewatched the first season of SAO proper, and my god that part had be yelling at the screen. The dude just decided to die for NO FUCKING REASON. "I was going for the rare drop but I didn't get it. Guess I'll just die then!"

    • @rutabagasteu
      @rutabagasteu 3 місяці тому +8

      My impression is they aren't very good gamers.

    • @Gyrokaenzo212
      @Gyrokaenzo212 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@rutabagasteuthat's the trend of release titles, it's about 10% actual fans/ testers and the rest are the hype train from ads and journalists

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 4 роки тому +4225

    "Our best player is a girl who thinks DPS is some kind of sex thing."

  • @toavs3977
    @toavs3977 7 років тому +2331

    You know you messed up when someone makes a parody of your character, with the soul premise of being an *sshole, and he's still more like-able than your's...

    • @shiningvictory7060
      @shiningvictory7060 7 років тому +3

      lol

    • @wallr54
      @wallr54 7 років тому +15

      savage

    • @shiningvictory7060
      @shiningvictory7060 7 років тому +18

      how bad is kirito in there actual anime?

    • @toavs3977
      @toavs3977 7 років тому +168

      +Wish Make Unbearably annoying, dull, and characterless. He has no personality!

    • @bronypage
      @bronypage 7 років тому +82

      quite the mary sue if you will

  • @kyleaugustine6886
    @kyleaugustine6886 2 роки тому +2161

    _If they hijack conversations to talk about their political views, _*_frontline!_*
    This suggestion has aged well after 9 years.

    • @jbjstyx
      @jbjstyx 11 місяців тому +23

      Its an evergreen line

    • @SalemWarren-le3nf
      @SalemWarren-le3nf 11 місяців тому +17

      Quite an Evergreen quote

    • @kyleaugustine6886
      @kyleaugustine6886 11 місяців тому +14

      @@SalemWarren-le3nf Didn't realize it's a qoute from somewhere, although not really surprising considering all the other lines in this series. Is *_Evergreen_* a show or game?

    • @SalemWarren-le3nf
      @SalemWarren-le3nf 11 місяців тому +3

      @@kyleaugustine6886 Suez

    • @C-Farsene_5
      @C-Farsene_5 9 місяців тому +20

      @@kyleaugustine6886 evergreen in slang means something that continues to be relevant and well liked after years, like what the comment said

  • @Pyrokess
    @Pyrokess 8 місяців тому +280

    “Just send me a trade request.”
    “A… what?”
    “It’s quite simple really… JUST OPEN YOUR MENU.”

    • @mattheusjob3287
      @mattheusjob3287 6 місяців тому +1

      "SON OF A BITCH!"
      Asuna in her head, probably

    • @LuckyPunkProd
      @LuckyPunkProd 4 місяці тому

      "You son of a biiitch!!!"
      "Muahahahahaha!"
      That punchline never gets old. 😂

  • @vidman931
    @vidman931 8 років тому +4254

    "oh god who wrote this?" *Kirito chuckles to himself

    • @all-star-hero73
      @all-star-hero73 8 років тому +38

      +vidman931 it sounds like tharja from fire emblem awakening

    • @angrymarine7974
      @angrymarine7974 8 років тому +59

      +vidman931 nothing like a WW2 joke

    • @firedragonslayer7112
      @firedragonslayer7112 8 років тому +66

      +vidman931 am i the only one wondering what the final solution stategy calls for cause if it calls for what i think it is clling for i'm going to die of laughter that's so lmao

    • @firedragonslayer7112
      @firedragonslayer7112 8 років тому +39

      +Ken Kaneki no the really dark thing is i have a feeling it had to do with leading the weak players in a suicide charge and it was most likely kirito that wrote that part of the guide book

    • @bencooke1201
      @bencooke1201 8 років тому +2

      +vidman931 WOW IT'S ALMSOT AS IF W DIDN'T JUST WATCH THE VERY SAME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @writer6659
    @writer6659 3 роки тому +6877

    Joking aside, this is probably how we'd actually handle a situation like sao.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 3 роки тому +371

      I'd probably make a plan too survive and lecel up fast at the same time sao may be vr but it's also an still a game even if it's an mmo and games have exploits too make you stronger or beat the game quicker

    • @morgothbauglir4898
      @morgothbauglir4898 3 роки тому +571

      Or everyone would just hang out on level one and wait to be rescued because no one wants to risk their life like that.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 3 роки тому +125

      @@morgothbauglir4898 you'd be waiting a while and if your truly going to replicate this too real life whatever the government tries at first unless their sure of it working they'd be sacrificing players just too find a way too get them out you actually kind of have too play the game if you want to leave or atleast try too figure out how too leave from the inside.

    • @morgothbauglir4898
      @morgothbauglir4898 3 роки тому +200

      @@Spicystachegamer the government would very likely find a way to help irl, and even if they couldn’t, it’s better to just lead a normal life in SAO than risk death from some stupid trap to escape imo.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 3 роки тому +101

      @@morgothbauglir4898 the creator could probably just find some way too force you to play the game anyway he could program new mechanics like hunger or take away safe spaces, he coukd also just spawn random monsters for dvery day someone isn't trying too make progress in the game.

  • @DubstepsHub
    @DubstepsHub Рік тому +1234

    The "I'm di-solving this party" making fun of the way they typoed in the original show was subtle and really funny to me.

    • @suspicion1352
      @suspicion1352 Рік тому +48

      All this time and I never noticed that.

    • @majora748
      @majora748 Рік тому +26

      bro i didnt even notice that, good eye!

    • @jamfingers55
      @jamfingers55 Рік тому +60

      Also "congratulation"

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 10 місяців тому +10

      Oh I was wondering why he sid dissolve in a funny way

    • @UntrainableWizard
      @UntrainableWizard 9 місяців тому +41

      That and Tiff saying "congratulation" instead of "congratulations". Literally the teeniest tiniest details that are made fun of and I love every second of it all.

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 2 роки тому +774

    The funny part is, if the guy had actually let Kirito finish, there would've been enough time for Kirito to tell him about the longer range.

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 Рік тому +54

      In theory?
      But it still would have been miles better to give the immediately needed info first, then sit people down after the battle and geek out.
      (Though the fact the guy can't boil down info mid fight does confuse me when it comes to how he thinks of himself as an awesome MMO player...
      Though I suppose it could just be DPS Only Big Head)

    • @WhenGoatsWentBaa
      @WhenGoatsWentBaa Рік тому +27

      @@elenafriese891 I don't think it's so much that he can't boil it down (seeing as after the guy gets hit he sums it up as "He'll have more reach and do more damage") and more of a case of he won't boil it down

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 Рік тому +17

      @@WhenGoatsWentBaa so yeah, it does still boil down to "jerk DPS who assumes that the healer will carry him and he only needs to pay attention to the boss"

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 5 місяців тому +1

      True, just barely

  • @tiaxanderson9725
    @tiaxanderson9725 3 роки тому +8494

    2:51 "It's a woman's name"
    Oh fuck, I just remembered, somewhere in S2 Tiffany reveals he and his wife were going to play together but they only managed to snag 1 NervGear.
    It's *his wife's account* !

    • @josephreagan9545
      @josephreagan9545 2 роки тому +1209

      It is the little details in this series that make it the treasure it is. I even learn some history from this series. seriously my schools never mentioned the "final solution" I know what happened during ww2, but I never heard the "strategy" name for mustache man's plans for a certain group of people. (sigh I hate youtube censorship.)

    • @swarz08
      @swarz08 2 роки тому +170

      Well, that explains it.

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh 2 роки тому +101

      but why was he using his wife's account?

    • @tiaxanderson9725
      @tiaxanderson9725 2 роки тому +477

      @@GameCyborgCh I'd imagine his wife set it all up, but then have the headset to Tiff to get the first go. Since it might be a while before they'd score a second NervGear.

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 2 роки тому +648

      @@tiaxanderson9725 Personally I'm more amused by the fact he just continues using what is presumably his wife's name with no attempt to correct anyone. He's just all in, "My name is Tiffany, that is definitely my name, don't call me anything else".

  • @oacki7105
    @oacki7105 5 років тому +7436

    Asuna: “I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL”
    Asuna Some Time Later: *marries Kirito*

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 років тому +573

      KaburiClimax T3 Same thing.

    • @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908
      @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 5 років тому +375

      She wanted the coat and was planning to kill him soon sadly she didn't get around to it

    • @olorinmagus4479
      @olorinmagus4479 5 років тому +423

      6 episodes later
      Kirito: “this is my life now. I am in hell”

    • @bogle1145
      @bogle1145 5 років тому +62

      thats the hell was refering to right?

    • @thomasduong5120
      @thomasduong5120 5 років тому +53

      @@bogle1145 yes, marriage its hell

  • @rylsdark
    @rylsdark 11 місяців тому +444

    2:35 is hands down the best moment of the whole abridged series.
    "you may call me tiffany." - tiffany
    "tiffany, eh? that's a pretty.. masculine.. name.." - kibaou
    "shouldn't be! its a woman's name!" - tiffany
    "ooooookayy... i don't know how to talk to you.." - kibaou
    "good! then you can SHUT UP and LISTEN." - tiffany
    sick burn.

  • @RTOmega
    @RTOmega 2 роки тому +403

    Kirito: "You guys are great meat shields and no one can take that from you."

    • @tulipkitten
      @tulipkitten Рік тому +34

      *Adequate* meatshields. Which makes it sting even more 😂

  • @missamericana05
    @missamericana05 4 роки тому +3227

    "Jesus who wrote this thing??"
    Kirito: "hehehehe"

    • @nickylewis6623
      @nickylewis6623 3 роки тому +41

      Yep I bet

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 роки тому +145

      I support his proposed management of the frontlines.

    • @joncap6815
      @joncap6815 3 роки тому +53

      I still don't get why he was asking Jesus
      Like that guy knows anything

    • @Mosdra_Kazuma
      @Mosdra_Kazuma 3 роки тому +23

      i think it was a joke between kirito and agro

    • @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396
      @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 3 роки тому +35

      My name is Jesus(pronounced hey-zeus) and I don’t know you

  • @asianpengi680
    @asianpengi680 3 роки тому +2944

    “That’s right Jefferey. Now kill them all...”
    -Jesus

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 роки тому +216

      And so Laughing Coffin was formed

    • @RedGlass88
      @RedGlass88 3 роки тому +130

      “As you command, My Lord.”

    • @anonfinally1692
      @anonfinally1692 3 роки тому +88

      "It's pronounced 'Hey Zeus' and I don't know you."

    • @thesleepiesthead
      @thesleepiesthead 3 роки тому +13

      It’s pronounced hesoos!

    • @astrolinn
      @astrolinn 3 роки тому +13

      @@jotheunissen9274 Oh my god, I only just realized that!

  • @thefoolishjester5125
    @thefoolishjester5125 Рік тому +314

    I just realized Diabel is like one of the first people Kirito didn’t hate. Or hate to the normal amount.

    • @wyster14
      @wyster14 7 місяців тому +19

      The main reason being that he’s not an idiot or a dickhead

  • @saadsrequiemforsasuke7041
    @saadsrequiemforsasuke7041 2 роки тому +500

    10:52 _"So, for those of you who came in late, and that one guy playing Bejeweled back there... Shoot for the stars..."_
    _"it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt."_
    *Random fodder character:* _"You're not better than us...!"_
    *Kirito:* _"My sweetass coat begs to differ."_ 😆
    This dialogue is too witty and funny!

  • @saturnaliaeternus
    @saturnaliaeternus 7 років тому +4028

    "We can group up..and hiT IT TILL IT DIES!"
    > Seriously the only plan SAO ever had anyway

    • @WormyMaster
      @WormyMaster 7 років тому +174

      Quote by the famous onyxia raidlead from vanilla: "NOW HIT IT REALLY HARD!"

    • @RxishxlOffxcxal
      @RxishxlOffxcxal 7 років тому +70

      WormyMasterTV Still a way more subtle foreshadowing than Kirito and Suguha's incest

    • @GalileoAV
      @GalileoAV 7 років тому +88

      It's a reference to a photoshoped protip for playing DOOM. To kill the final boss you had to *protip* "SHOOT IT TILL IT DIES!"

    • @bluephoenix9582
      @bluephoenix9582 7 років тому +2

      lol true

    • @derptomistic
      @derptomistic 7 років тому +72

      It's the basis to every plan in any MMO ever. Just in other MMOs, people are smart enough to use the holy trinity of tanks, healers, and damage dealers... unlike Mr. WannabeSpanishGeneral

  • @IMMACYCLOPS
    @IMMACYCLOPS 7 років тому +3373

    Oh. My. GOD. Kirito is the *best* villain protagonist.

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 7 років тому +224

      If the real Sword Art Online had him *be* one, it may have been amazing.

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 7 років тому +103

      Anti-hero*

    • @keithz.rawski6456
      @keithz.rawski6456 7 років тому +84

      *Antoganistic Protagonist
      If you wanna correct someone, do it right.
      Anti-Hero is by the way also working.
      And yes, I thought exactly the same.
      Just finished Deathnote, and then I thought: "Well, need a good protagonist again."
      What have I got from SAO?
      The "Fine, call me a Beater"-Scene.

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 7 років тому +3

      Daniel Januš Yeah, Deadpool IS a funny anithero :-)

    • @shawnmurphy7764
      @shawnmurphy7764 7 років тому +18

      Keith Z.rawski First of all, you spelled Antagonistic wrong. Second of all, there's no such thing as an antagonistic protagonist. The protagonist of a story can be a bad person/villain, they just have to be the character of main focus.

  • @nyxelithias
    @nyxelithias Рік тому +161

    After years and so many rewatches, I FINALLY realized that the reason Kirito mispronounced dissolving is because it's literally spelt as "Disolve" and quite honestly I'm upset I didn't notice the pristine humor that was that joke.

    • @zobblewobble1770
      @zobblewobble1770 Рік тому +17

      Same, and I would not have noticed if you had not mentioned it. I swear each rewatch reveals new jokes I’ve not seen before, like a fractal pattern of comedy

    • @AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon
      @AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon 6 місяців тому +1

      I don't get it.

    • @nyxelithias
      @nyxelithias 6 місяців тому +7

      @elesabrooks769 an ongoing joke in this series is how poorly made the game is and that there are a lot of bugs and glitches. This is one of the first if not the first nod to that. It's just a really dumb spelling mistake that kiriko makes fun of.

    • @velxus
      @velxus 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nyxelithias Overwatch player spotted "Kiriko"

    • @nyxelithias
      @nyxelithias 4 місяці тому

      @@velxus lol, I am a top 500 genji player funnily enough.

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose Рік тому +73

    "Apparently, real-life athletic ability translates into the game. Good to know." That plus the Hat of Charisma +50... There's no way they planned the Alfheim plot twist _this_ early, is there?

    • @timothyaintit5989
      @timothyaintit5989 5 місяців тому +3

      Yup

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 4 місяці тому +4

      sheesh the foreshadowing

    • @asherrudick3912
      @asherrudick3912 3 місяці тому +2

      I mean, they already planned to do the entire series, which huge commitment and I respect that, so there is a slight chance all the jokes and plot points were planned.

    • @StraightKnots
      @StraightKnots 28 днів тому

      Oh yeah they did

  • @bowlingally5417
    @bowlingally5417 9 років тому +611

    "You're not better than us!"
    "My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
    "Dammit, he's got us there."
    Amazing XD

    • @jadefoster5809
      @jadefoster5809 9 років тому +1

      Best line

    • @vashthestampede9974
      @vashthestampede9974 9 років тому +14

      Sergeant Froakie the coat helps solve plenty of arguments it also has +30 cha

    • @vashthestampede9974
      @vashthestampede9974 9 років тому

      ***** because of that damm hat

    • @vashthestampede9974
      @vashthestampede9974 9 років тому +1

      ***** the coat only gives me +30 cha but it does not give me resistance to cha items

    • @dhabitahmaisara
      @dhabitahmaisara 8 років тому

      +Ninja Named Bob That just proves how much he misses Sachi I mean he went to the chest hoping to find a revival potion but he got the hat instead which upsetted him which is weird since that hat was the reason why he joined a guild.

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 5 років тому +3463

    "Fine, I'll give you half the coat. Just send me a trade request."
    "A....what?"
    "Oh, it's quite simple really. Just open your menu."

  • @MrMario4president
    @MrMario4president Рік тому +128

    I only realized now at 11:24 the reason Kirito says the word "dissolving" so strangely is because the word is misspelt on the popup.

  • @cmnog2167
    @cmnog2167 Рік тому +119

    When he said "Just open your menu", it literally sent chills down my spine.

  • @MB-wv5jv
    @MB-wv5jv 4 роки тому +11716

    Can we all just appreciate that we actually got an explanation for why an odachi was more dangerous than a talwar

    • @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
      @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 4 роки тому +1559

      Not necessarily more dangerous, just requires a different strategy. Since he was expecting a talwar, his strategy wouldn't work.

    • @wikus2411
      @wikus2411 4 роки тому +968

      I always crack up at the "odachi are mostly used for dick measuring"

    • @wyveriusblackfire3834
      @wyveriusblackfire3834 4 роки тому +855

      I don't know about the original manga or LN, but in the progressive manga, it was explained that the odachi allowed Illfang to use katana skills, which weren't encountered in the beta until floor 10. And since Diavel was a beta tester himself, he assumed he knew everything he needed to about Illfang and was cut off guard by the change.

    • @ouroborosmaelstrom3059
      @ouroborosmaelstrom3059 4 роки тому +482

      Also, Odachi is a Japanese sword, unlike a Talwar. During the creation of SAO many 'experts' were brought in to demonstrate their sword skills which were then copied by Cardinal. Obviously the Japanese Sword Skills were more fleshed out since the creator of the game was Japanese, and because Japanese still cares about their sword culture unlike other countries who have moved forward to Guns and Nukes and shit.

    • @Oops_lost_the_yamato
      @Oops_lost_the_yamato 4 роки тому +193

      IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING ODACHI

  • @dekubaku6932
    @dekubaku6932 4 роки тому +6180

    Its not even a parody anymore when this is better than the original

  • @Ghostsurge64
    @Ghostsurge64 2 роки тому +169

    I can’t believe how iconic this abridged series has been for me, almost a decade later I’m still quoting “that’s so lmao”

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender Рік тому +6

      "almost a decade later" i can't believe this video is so old

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 Рік тому +3

      @@WishGender I can't believe how old I am lol

  • @julianffan
    @julianffan 2 роки тому +334

    The part that always sticks with me is “we leave at the crack of- 2:30, I guess”
    “Christ, I’m gonna have to set my alarm.”
    I’ve never heard something so brutally relatable.

  • @dylane8689
    @dylane8689 4 роки тому +5258

    Is it sad that this kirito is a much more compelling character then the actual kirito.

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 4 роки тому +396

      Yes and no, because we get this glorious masterpiece of an abridged

    • @chovy8102
      @chovy8102 4 роки тому +605

      SAO walked so SAO abridged could run

    • @setsumaki8307
      @setsumaki8307 4 роки тому +253

      “This Kirito” has a name. It is Kurt

    • @velvetsparrow
      @velvetsparrow 4 роки тому +145

      Because he’s an actual character

    • @maraisfan4life517
      @maraisfan4life517 3 роки тому +14

      Fugitive Example false imo

  • @adamnash5706
    @adamnash5706 8 років тому +1249

    This Kirito is my spirit animal.

  • @QuiescentPilot
    @QuiescentPilot Рік тому +37

    11:27 I absolutely love that they made Kirito say “di-solve” because the source had a misspelling of “dissolve” lmao. Such a subtle joke.

  • @Lif3OfAMV
    @Lif3OfAMV 2 роки тому +30

    “my sweet ass coat begs to differ” that’s kiritos way of living

  • @Qeshen
    @Qeshen 7 років тому +7896

    Not even kidding, would play an MMO with a narrator.

    • @Elias-xf3gw
      @Elias-xf3gw 7 років тому +89

      me too

    • @Wulfbanes
      @Wulfbanes 7 років тому +144

      Dungeons and Dragons Online. The old one, not Neverwinter. It narrates in the quests. It's pretty good, but menu's and UI are terribly dated, and it kinda sold out with content to unlock through alt-grinding or money.

    • @Qeshen
      @Qeshen 7 років тому +139

      I've played bastion. It's good. Transistor, too.
      Still, point remains.

    • @phillthepotato4363
      @phillthepotato4363 7 років тому +110

      Especially if the narrator mocked and insulted you XD

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 7 років тому +4

      Josh Sato Kevin Brighting?

  • @coykoi5128
    @coykoi5128 7 років тому +271

    "You were an adequate meat shield, and no one can ever take that away from you."

    • @apexyl5135
      @apexyl5135 6 років тому +21

      Goose these are my favorite quotes
      *shoot for the stars, it'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt*
      *Okay I don't know how to talk to you...
      good then you can shut up and listen*
      *Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep*

    • @Matt-bk2ce
      @Matt-bk2ce 6 років тому +9

      I laughed when he said you can call me TIFFANY

    • @slashb7836
      @slashb7836 6 років тому +2

      Well, that's a fairly masculine name

  • @danielbrooks8980
    @danielbrooks8980 11 місяців тому +18

    That lore drop about the difference between a Talwar and an Odachi was real commitment

  • @Reaper_dynamo
    @Reaper_dynamo Рік тому +33

    "Just open your menu" was pure gold 😂

  • @andrewtimothy9792
    @andrewtimothy9792 9 років тому +4029

    "just send me a trade request, simple really, just open your menu"
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    OMG I'M DYING!!!!

    • @Carlos-ld7cd
      @Carlos-ld7cd 9 років тому +66

      Me too *high five

    • @andrewtimothy9792
      @andrewtimothy9792 9 років тому +31

      *high five

    • @Carlos-ld7cd
      @Carlos-ld7cd 9 років тому +9

      :D

    • @spectarviana220
      @spectarviana220 9 років тому +24

      so EVIL lol

    • @Afrobacon
      @Afrobacon 9 років тому +40

      That probably my faveriote part of this abridged series it so funny and...........................................................EVIL!!!!!!!!!! MUWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @HungNguyen-lz5xb
    @HungNguyen-lz5xb 3 роки тому +1906

    "You either live... or die"
    And people die if they are killed.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 роки тому +67

      Anos Voldigoad: "Did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?"

    • @ikerhollow
      @ikerhollow 3 роки тому +17

      @@jotheunissen9274 Also lancer cu in fate go: "What was that? can't hear you over my guts and evade skills"

    • @shadowbladeandlightin8889
      @shadowbladeandlightin8889 3 роки тому +8

      D&D Rouge:you guys die?

    • @ironclad9498
      @ironclad9498 3 роки тому +11

      Natsuki Subaru: I wish i could die.

    • @parrotpepper332
      @parrotpepper332 3 роки тому +3

      "He would probably forget to die if he was killed!"

  • @MrPeeg-ei7en
    @MrPeeg-ei7en Рік тому +67

    It's been 8 long years since I first watched this and every time he says "just open your menu" I lean my head and laugh maniacally. This is truly an absolute masterpiece.

  • @washmahashmi5321
    @washmahashmi5321 2 роки тому +28

    *"You can come up with that but can't open up the menu?"*
    I'm dying 😂

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 8 років тому +279

    "Tiffany's a... masculine name." "Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name." "...Okay, I don't know how to talk to you." "Good. Then you can shut up and listen." Well played, chocolate axe. Well played.

  • @awesomenessrequired4787
    @awesomenessrequired4787 7 років тому +1501

    "Just open your menu" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @2Links
    @2Links Рік тому +31

    God I love their foreshadowing. Jeffery from 10:05 is the same as the laughing coffin member from episode 5. Combined with the end part showing the connection it's beautiful.

    • @NTXjmf
      @NTXjmf Рік тому +3

      It is perfectly written

  • @deeznuts9886
    @deeznuts9886 Рік тому +27

    4:24 since Kirito wrote this part of the guide book, he purposely called it that to make a Hitler reference. Honestly that's just really fucking funny and it shows how good this abridged series is

  • @yaboi9210
    @yaboi9210 3 роки тому +1487

    He probably had to buy that “narrator off” option

    • @KeKe-bv8qv
      @KeKe-bv8qv 3 роки тому +130

      Nah, I bet he had to buy the narrator function in the first place 'cause of how lonely he was, too bad they couldn't get along.

    • @yaboi9210
      @yaboi9210 3 роки тому +4

      @@KeKe-bv8qv lol

    • @monkehman979
      @monkehman979 3 роки тому +14

      Sao brung to you by EA

    • @GamingWithHajimemes
      @GamingWithHajimemes 3 роки тому +16

      @@monkehman979 "ea sports, you're in the game"

    • @FirstnameLastname-je8kr
      @FirstnameLastname-je8kr 3 роки тому +2

      @gohn bary bathesdea

  • @soulscore7193
    @soulscore7193 7 років тому +1149

    Can we please have this Kirito in the real show?

    • @maplehockeylove6339
      @maplehockeylove6339 7 років тому +102

      Franken Stein I *want* this Kirito to be the real Kirito. lolol

    • @FurrySupportMain
      @FurrySupportMain 7 років тому +118

      hell i want this show to BE the real show

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 7 років тому +56

      This is the real Kirito now. Especially since I haven't seen the original.

    • @TiagoNugentComposer
      @TiagoNugentComposer 7 років тому +5

      Kevin Hale Maybe in Part III... maybe

    • @ep8246
      @ep8246 7 років тому +40

      Sao abridged is the cannon in my eyes soooo what other show?

  • @senshiyuishirousuniversalteam
    @senshiyuishirousuniversalteam Рік тому +30

    11:03 that moment literally broke me the first time I watched it😂

  • @scizorlord5126
    @scizorlord5126 Рік тому +77

    Rewatching this (FUCKINGNINEYEARSLATERWTF), the final solution bit flew over my head literally every time I've watched and rewatched this gem of a show until now. I nearly choked on my food.

    • @natanoihi7993
      @natanoihi7993 Рік тому +1

      i cried from laughter 😂

    • @buggy7073
      @buggy7073 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, it took me longer than I want to admit to understand it, but it’s hilarious to me now

    • @burntpaws
      @burntpaws 6 місяців тому +1

      i’m still clueless please what is it 😭😭😭

    • @raimobin45
      @raimobin45 5 місяців тому

      ​@@burntpawsWw2 German Mustache man plan to --- Jewish people.

  • @red9513
    @red9513 5 років тому +1583

    Asuna:I want half the coat
    Kirito: K send me a trade request
    Asuna:how?
    Kirito:open your menu
    SON OF A BI-

    • @poopjerusalem3500
      @poopjerusalem3500 5 років тому +27

      Asuna - opps i made myself naked
      Kirito - ( boner )

    • @rexboi147
      @rexboi147 5 років тому

      Red ever notice how they only show names with k ? I just noticed that

    • @rexboi147
      @rexboi147 5 років тому

      Jay Plays look at my previous comment

    • @poopjerusalem3500
      @poopjerusalem3500 5 років тому +1

      mmmmkay

    • @umbrie2286
      @umbrie2286 5 років тому +1

      10/10

  • @noraarcadia635
    @noraarcadia635 7 років тому +771

    Wow. Asuna goes from being so hopeless she can't open the menu to the second-in-command of the best guild in the game. She wins the most improved menu.

    • @bronsolo6941
      @bronsolo6941 7 років тому +36

      utopianking once she could open it

    • @themcace7456
      @themcace7456 6 років тому

      XD

    • @it1221
      @it1221 6 років тому +6

      utopianking but then she won't be able to open it and it'll be useless

    • @Molotovyeen
      @Molotovyeen 6 років тому +6

      Then she jumps down to little bitch for the next 2 seasons

    • @enginetic57
      @enginetic57 6 років тому +5

      Digital_Static i mean, lets just hope life finds a way and swe figure put how to make the shit show known as aol work

  • @dio696
    @dio696 Рік тому +30

    That final solution line was crazy 💀

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy Рік тому

      I don’t get it until I looked it up 💀

    • @Sglagoomio
      @Sglagoomio Рік тому +1

      Ain’t that what they called the Holocaust and the genocide?

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 2 роки тому +45

    11:41
    Man Kirito is more evil than I thought

  • @TheRealDrClef
    @TheRealDrClef 3 роки тому +1759

    Narrator:"The tininess of his brain dwarfed only by the tininess of his di-"
    Kirito:"Alright, narrator off."
    Narrator:"YOU CAN SILENCE ME BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRU-"
    Kirito:"Dick."
    Love this series!❤

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +22

      Clef! Buddy! It's good to see you.

    • @whotheo4878
      @whotheo4878 2 роки тому +73

      Just realized Kirito accidentally finished off the Narrator’s sentence

    • @TheRealDrClef
      @TheRealDrClef 2 роки тому +8

      @@dr.bright6272 Hi!

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia Рік тому +13

      I wish we kept a narrator in the background for SAOA. Itd be like ghost nappa driving everyone crazy XD

    • @Boston01ful
      @Boston01ful Рік тому +5

      well, he wound up proving both the narrator and rosalia wrong some episodes later, so all the more power to him

  • @TheMedicatedArtist
    @TheMedicatedArtist 7 років тому +2585

    "Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep" I want that on my tombstone.

    • @darkeyedgirl005
      @darkeyedgirl005 7 років тому +115

      Now I must put on my bucket list to find your tombstone if you die before me. I'll bring a sharpie. All I need to do is add one thing...
      "Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep", Said the sheep in this hole.
      I'm playing. It's a better phrase than the one that will be on my tombstone.
      "All dressed up and nowhere to go." I'm an atheist.
      "Hope the suit is flame retardant." That's for my brother, who admits he is going to hell.

    • @audreymorrow7009
      @audreymorrow7009 7 років тому +67

      Radioactive Panda I want "my sweet ass coat begs to differ"

    • @aidanmattson681
      @aidanmattson681 7 років тому +11

      Radioactive Panda I think that that is a Mussolini quote, or at least a derivative of one, so... if you want to be known as a Fascist, go ahead.

    • @likealightning4139
      @likealightning4139 7 років тому +67

      its a quote from Game of Thrones, not Mussolini

    • @aidanmattson681
      @aidanmattson681 7 років тому +5

      likealightning It sounded very similar to a Mussolini quote, but thanks for the source.

  • @Unoriginal____Starwalker
    @Unoriginal____Starwalker 10 місяців тому +10

    I am currently doing the yearly tradition of rewatching SAOA when a new episode is released.

  • @firstconsul7286
    @firstconsul7286 10 місяців тому +8

    The whole boss fight is pretty accurate in trying to cat herd - I mean leading randoms online, it even works for Arma. I squad lead a lot in public servers and my basic strategy is "point them at the thing I want gone and let them have at it", while loosely directing them to keep them on task.
    Never has splitting up into separate teams worked for me lol.

  • @_jackdragon_2413
    @_jackdragon_2413 7 років тому +350

    "Just send me a trade request..."
    "A...what?"
    "Oh it's simple really.....just open your menu"
    [Laughing]
    Easily one of the *best* quote of the series

  • @MarkSiefert
    @MarkSiefert 3 роки тому +2895

    “I will make your life a living hell!”
    So THAT’S why she married him.

    • @joviko5132
      @joviko5132 3 роки тому +27

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣this is what my dad is like

    • @paxnoodle4788
      @paxnoodle4788 2 роки тому +6

      @@joviko5132 let’s hope your mm isn’t a masochist

    • @joviko5132
      @joviko5132 2 роки тому +10

      @@paxnoodle4788 oh no my mom just drags him around everywhere cause she refuses to get a license cause she is disabled he just gets annoyed cause she could do it tomorrow mostly

    • @paxnoodle4788
      @paxnoodle4788 2 роки тому +10

      And I thought my mom making my sisters do marathons was bad

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 2 роки тому +14

      Hey dude, marriage isnt bad, if your wife makes your life suck then fucking divorce her.

  • @hmtoheromine6075
    @hmtoheromine6075 2 роки тому +12

    Little did Kirito know, that coat will seal his fate

  • @mrpendayho
    @mrpendayho 2 роки тому +20

    I like how you can see the game is unfinished when a sentinel has trouble loading in

  • @enderalex
    @enderalex 7 років тому +941

    "I will make your life a living hell" well they will be married soooo...

    • @pickhead7659
      @pickhead7659 7 років тому +1

      But not in this episode yet, and did you get ur profile pic from ep 4 of this

    • @enderalex
      @enderalex 7 років тому +2

      +Pickhead7 yeah my profile pic is insanr kirito, but "will make" is future tense , and they will be married in the future.

    • @pickhead7659
      @pickhead7659 7 років тому +2

      +Alex Ender true, I didn't read your comment correctly, sorry if I troubled you, have a nice day sir!

    • @enderalex
      @enderalex 7 років тому +5

      Pickhead7 nah, its always nice to chat with others, i wish you also a great day

    • @shiningvictory7060
      @shiningvictory7060 7 років тому +2

      Live Long and prosper both of you. (random encounter what do you do?)

  • @marieweccon1306
    @marieweccon1306 5 років тому +5336

    German Player: I'd like to hear more about this final solution
    I couldn't stop laughing

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis 4 роки тому +82

      OH MY GOSH SAMEEEEE

    • @iTzTraffy
      @iTzTraffy 4 роки тому +160

      Marie Weccon I don‘t think he‘s German, as a German that doesn‘t sound like a German accent at all.

    • @sleepylutfi3552
      @sleepylutfi3552 4 роки тому +127

      i wonder what the final solution really was

    • @leogazebo5290
      @leogazebo5290 4 роки тому +59

      @@sleepylutfi3552 we all do

    • @yanyanzhang5813
      @yanyanzhang5813 4 роки тому +98

      lutfi boiii so ever heard of Hitler?

  • @BmanTheChamp
    @BmanTheChamp Рік тому +18

    "Oh God, I can feel my lungs trying to _kill_ me!"
    I use that every time I am out of breath.

  • @kiritoandfriends710
    @kiritoandfriends710 8 місяців тому +8

    “Alright men this part is going to require careful coordination… which is why I’m gonna do it myself”
    *Destiny 1’s taken king raid flashbacks*

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +1692

    Narrator ep.2: "Some died from sheer stupidity"
    Kaiaba ep.11: "It seems you people have a death pool for dying the absolute most stupid way possible. And you keep one-upping eachother"

    • @moto2442
      @moto2442 4 роки тому +181

      Do you know how many people died screaming leeroy Jenkins? More than zero

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson 4 роки тому +90

      @@moto2442 as far as I'm concerned, that's grounds to exterminate the entire human race.

    • @firedragonslayer7112
      @firedragonslayer7112 4 роки тому +68

      @@12jswilson *Kirito's Voice sounds from background* Hey at least they all had the guts to be here without a freaking cheat code

    • @somerandomguy844
      @somerandomguy844 4 роки тому +29

      I mean, who just stands in fire?!

    • @akbubs
      @akbubs 3 роки тому +30

      See? This is what I mean. Which one of you geniuses missed what I did to the last gu-

  • @mr.cup6yearsago211
    @mr.cup6yearsago211 5 років тому +2649

    “HOW DO I EAT YOU?”
    I legitimately had to redo that line a couple time.

  • @lucky.thunder.art..
    @lucky.thunder.art.. 10 місяців тому +9

    Everytime I've forgotten Agil's (I don't know if I spelt that right) name over the past two-ish years, I've just called him Tiffany.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 місяці тому

      His name is Tiffany.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 місяці тому

      *part of it is

  • @thundergear22
    @thundergear22 Рік тому +10

    The "DPS being some kind of VR sex thing" joke aged terrifically

  • @WonderWarrior238
    @WonderWarrior238 7 років тому +799

    Why does this Kirito have more personality than the canon "character"

  • @supersoapgaming4305
    @supersoapgaming4305 8 років тому +450

    "Your not better then us." "My sweet ass coat bears to differ."

    • @Tjemcd
      @Tjemcd 8 років тому +4

      Literally read this as they said it 😂

    • @maxstar3910
      @maxstar3910 8 років тому

      +Tyler Ellis same

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 7 років тому +11

      Begs* Not bears...

    • @regrag2025
      @regrag2025 7 років тому +15

      Dammit he's got us there

    • @megangrover2469
      @megangrover2469 7 років тому +3

      It was a legendary drop

  • @Ekhemos_
    @Ekhemos_ Рік тому +12

    I cracked hard at the part where he said "just open the menu" 🤣🤣

  • @MedK001
    @MedK001 Рік тому +6

    "I want to hear more about this Final Solution."
    Hell no lmfao

  • @Buzzing_Bumblebees
    @Buzzing_Bumblebees 4 роки тому +3092

    *"So as Mr. Chocolate Thunder was saying"* had me dying.

  • @akmen8714
    @akmen8714 4 роки тому +1816

    Just now realized that Jefferey is the leader of laughing coffin

  • @reesespuffs8998
    @reesespuffs8998 2 роки тому +8

    10:50 my defense attorney when I'm bragging to people about my body count

  • @kennethbarker5117
    @kennethbarker5117 Рік тому +10

    Me and my friends from high school watched this together when it first came now. Now that i'm rewatching it nearly a decade later, it's really bringing back memories.

  • @izzymccarthy8335
    @izzymccarthy8335 4 роки тому +1104

    The Wise Words Of Kirito:
    "Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding... and shoot it. Shoot it in the god damn face."

  • @XivioOfTheGreen
    @XivioOfTheGreen 9 років тому +571

    "Isn't that great, Jesus?"
    "That's right, Jeffrey. Now.....KILL THEM ALL."
    "As you command, my Lord."
    That part had me laughing uncontrollably for about a good 10 minutes.

    • @SingXongDong
      @SingXongDong 9 років тому +30

      ***** So it is the same Jeffrey in the newest episode.

    • @D0kkuri
      @D0kkuri 9 років тому +26

      SingXongDong Yea, I also realized it now - and that's make it even better.

    • @acarter9806
      @acarter9806 9 років тому +2

      ***** It's better since it comes back later.

    • @SingXongDong
      @SingXongDong 9 років тому +32

      I'm not gonna lie, but this can rival TeamFourStar.

    • @ladariusmiles7315
      @ladariusmiles7315 9 років тому +1

      SingXongDong Yea this can rival Tfs

  • @midnightmindset7075
    @midnightmindset7075 2 роки тому +22

    I never realized it was Kirito who made the plan of "grouping up and hitting it till it dies."

  • @untitled6087
    @untitled6087 4 роки тому +3038

    "I'm di-solving this party"
    I had to check, there really is a typo in the actual anime.

    • @zephyrelizabeth965
      @zephyrelizabeth965 4 роки тому +373

      I mean reki is known for his good writing, its only fair the english counterpart reflects it.

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 4 роки тому +62

      @@zephyrelizabeth965 it's*

    • @zephyrelizabeth965
      @zephyrelizabeth965 4 роки тому +306

      @@JorgetePanete Reki is so bad at writing i make my own errors just by thinking about him.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +96

      @@zephyrelizabeth965 i started sobbing when i read this.

    • @Dorraj
      @Dorraj 4 роки тому +84

      It also says "congratulation" when he beats the boss. Engrish.

  • @WalshTV
    @WalshTV 7 років тому +159

    German guy: "I'd like to hear more about this 'Final Solution'"
    Diabel: "Fuck it. Group up."

    • @Fafnd
      @Fafnd 7 років тому +10

      Actually he sounded vaguely Indian which makes it even creepier.

    • @moelordkaito9891
      @moelordkaito9891 7 років тому +6

      actually The Final Solution was something the Nazis made
      thus making even better how you thought it was a german dude

  • @trinsit
    @trinsit 11 місяців тому +9

    Rewatching the whole thing from the beginning. This is STILL my favorite opening! 😂

  • @streetracer-sam6152
    @streetracer-sam6152 2 роки тому +8

    "Kirito! If you walk away with my half the coat, I will make your life a living hell!"
    That explains a lot of things for the rest of the series lol

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому

      Including their marriage

  • @raven7952
    @raven7952 6 років тому +2744

    “How have you survived this month?”
    ....
    *Stares at food*
    “HOW DO I EAT YOU?!”

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 6 років тому +106

      Rogue_Raven It's... Been a challenge...

    • @olddusty8350
      @olddusty8350 5 років тому +8

      Rogue_Raven XD

    • @antonios.3922
      @antonios.3922 5 років тому +7

      Objectively the best line

    • @kuru4836
      @kuru4836 5 років тому +2

      it's .ore like HOw DO I eAT yOu

    • @mason3872
      @mason3872 5 років тому

      Lmao is how French people laugh

  • @RicardoDelfinGarcia
    @RicardoDelfinGarcia 3 роки тому +4449

    It's been almost 8 years since this came out and this is the first time I realise the cat IS THE FUCKING CAT FROM GHOST STORIES

    • @Brianlikescars
      @Brianlikescars 3 роки тому +509

      ... If it makes you feel any better I’ve watched this series at least ten times and... you beat me to it.

    • @forrest6374
      @forrest6374 2 роки тому +108

      Just realized that today

    • @Oceanikus
      @Oceanikus 2 роки тому +25

      Ghost stories?

    • @RicardoDelfinGarcia
      @RicardoDelfinGarcia 2 роки тому +288

      @@Oceanikus an anime that resulted in one of the most hilarious English dubs I've ever heard. It's like an abridged series, but officially licensed for some reason

    • @Oceanikus
      @Oceanikus 2 роки тому +9

      @@RicardoDelfinGarcia ahhh

  • @lukefox718
    @lukefox718 2 роки тому +9

    That menu joke at the end was funnier than every "funny" moment in actual sao combined

  • @sup3rdonk3
    @sup3rdonk3 Рік тому +6

    The “DPS is some kinda sex thing” really aged well, considering there is a sex thing for avatars on VRChat, and it’s called DPS (Dynamic Penetration System)

  • @nova92
    @nova92 3 роки тому +481

    "You're not better than us!"
    "My sweet ass coat begs to differ."
    "Damnit, he's got us there."

  • @ezikielwinchester5429
    @ezikielwinchester5429 7 років тому +440

    "Send me a trade request", I never laughed so hard in my life, my God this funny af.

    • @WalshTV
      @WalshTV 7 років тому +178

      *YOU SON OF A BIIIIIITCH*

  • @Hurricane6220
    @Hurricane6220 7 місяців тому +4

    9:57 This joke really killed me 😂 It feels so random, yet it is so elaborate and well done. This level of editing and creativity is really what separates a great parody from a mediocre one.
    2:55 Also, this entire scene right here is just absolutely perfect. I have a feeling this is exactly what would happen in reality, too 😅😂😂

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora Рік тому +8

    Asuna’s “I have my reasons” when it comes to not forming a party will be even more poignant if they somehow ever get around to and decide to abridge the Progressive movies.

  • @timeshark8727
    @timeshark8727 3 роки тому +1697

    "We could group up and... hit it till it dies"
    ... this is why I no longer play healer in MMO's

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 2 роки тому +70

      Hey, they beat the boss using that strategy, only 2 people did it well though.

    • @Will-mk5pj
      @Will-mk5pj 2 роки тому +45

      I mean, sometimes the ants swarming at the feet of the boss need to be kept alive. Healers perform that necessary function. Also they get yelled at for not healing. When they are healing.

    • @timeshark8727
      @timeshark8727 2 роки тому +82

      @@Will-mk5pj Once upon a time, I was one of the top sage healers in SWTOR... there were several guilds that organized raids who would actively seek me out, either for the harder raids or to keep their new tanks alive while they were learning in easier raids. etc... meanwhile, in virtually every PUG I joined there was either a tank that couldn't or a DPS who wanted to pull, or people who stood around in flashing red circles wondering why their health was going down so fast, and every time, all I'd hear from them was "our healer sucks" or "learn to heal scrub" etc.
      Come to think of it, far too few people died in the first months of SAO. If the people there played like the average person at least 50% of them should have died the first time they encountered an area or mini boss type monster.
      Heathcliff's rant at the final battle struck a chord with me... _"Do you even realize how many of you have died yelling _*_LEROY JENKINS!?_*_ its a lot."_

    • @DrowzyDruid
      @DrowzyDruid 2 роки тому +7

      We could try hitting it.... Really hard... Together?

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 2 роки тому +2

      . . . *Whatever!*