Woke Monopoly Will Save Feminism
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Good thing the male-dominated corporate boardroom of Hasbro is here to save the failing feminist movement from itself.
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Who describes board games as mean spirited?
Did you forget about Cards Against Humanity getting censored in it's second release?
Carl we need to organise another brexit march. democracy is dead in Britannia, its a dictatorship run by elites and people must know. its time for a revolution!
When you're finished playing, and you don't have anything to eat, you can eat the board. (instead of your children)
i love you please keep smashing feminists
LMFAO
The game just teaches girls and women that they can't compete on a level playing field. Nice message.
Ron S but are they incorrect tho?
The truth about feminism is that they only want to extract privileges and power, not equality. They teach girls to be grifters.
But they usually can't.
It is a nice message, we shouldn't be lying to them.
So does that Aussie college that lowered the requirements for women in their engineering dept.
Non-gendered thing: exists
Feminists: WE NEED A WOMAN VERSION
Don't forget separate but equal. Except for white men they need to be treated like dirt because that's equal.
can i get a patent for a thing that I painted pink? >:/
Buuuut, the original Monopoly has systemic bias and unconscious misogyny, making every roll of dice an act of randomized rape. Trust me, I have a degree in Gender Studies.
I sometimes think it's the urge to tell "hey, look, I'm woman. And therefore fuckable, if you work for it".
If you account for the fact what women's power are, this makes sense.
"The Future Is White": white supremacy
"The Future Is Female": *totally not* female supremacy
I lost 4 good friends while playing socialist monopoly.....
They all starved before the end 😉
@bigbenhoward rekt
bigbenhoward If only they’d cleaned their rooms... 🤷🏼♀️
*USSR anthem intensifies*
lol @ this whole thread
Go directly to the Gulag. Do not pass GO. Do not collect your possessions. Do not contact your family.
'It's important to imagine things that don't exist yet', she's talking about the wage gap
Valdraya or EqUaLiTy
@LetsGetWilly
Also, when that happens, it will be hailed as a proof that women are inherently better, smarter and more valuable than men.
‘Boardrooms reading what’s happening on twitter and thinking that’s a market’. Sargon WRONG again. Either capitalists are putting their money into these ‘SJW’ projects genuinely believing that there's gold in them hills or these boardrooms have been taken over by far-left ideologues (neo-Marxists) who are putting an ideological agenda in front of all profit considerations. Sargon dangerously believes the former because he's a complete idiot.
Feminists: "Let's make it happen! We can do it!!"
@Global Man I too have an invention for women (it also works on sjw's), its called a piece of duct tape, and to activate it they must simply place it over their mouths, and that's it.
To make it really realistic men should get 60% more time in the jail.
They should make a alamony and child support chance card sayin " pay the female player to your left 70 % of all earnings for the next 18 rounds, also go to jail because she said you beat her and the kids"
@divorcedme call it "reality"
To make it realistic 10% of male players should have to 'check out' if they go into debt or have to mortgage their a property.
*You've just divorced one of your male players.*
_Take half his shit and move forward three spaces._
Feminist Monopoly. Men work harder, get treated worse, and still called oppressive. Just like real life.
And get paid less
And still get brainwashed into thinking the western world is a patriarchy where as nothing could be further from the truth
its a pretty good game until someone lands on tiananmen square
XD
As long as you choose to play with the tank you'll be ok.
I LOL-ed so hard I pooped my self........
Thanks
soulspeaker1979 mate go change
You, my friend, have won the internet for today
"Here, have some money because you're a girl, not because your invention is good"
"Because we love equality!"
Yes but women do invent things.....
Like an anti manspreading chair. Surely the most ingenious invention of the 21st century.
@@dougodyssey50 it is, dude, i would never have the creativity of such a thing...
"Helping young inventors everywhere..." Unless you're a boy
im an engineer myself and i am really wondering if these inventions are real in the first place lol
@Addict C LOL
When you order Socialist Monopoly, do you have to wait 5 years to receive it?
And all the pieces are missing?
@@somethingclever8916 not missing just not yet redistributed comrade!
Nope, I should know. I bought it XD
Go To Gulag! Go Directly To Gulag, Do Not Pass Go, Comrade.
No you have to ask for an extension and beat your opponent with bills and call them nazi's if they don't agree to your terms.
Sounds like a game where the only way to win, is to not play. Hmmm....
MGTOW Monopoly: Put starting cash in your pocket and walk away. Game over you win.
The only way to not lose is to not play.
Community chest...
False sexual assault accusation.
Take your accusers money and send him straight to jail.
Pulling a good, classic Chris Hardwick
Funny :) However a capitalist woman can pull that one as the spirit is about self profiteering and that is entirely a capitalist ideal.
@sillybillybadboy Not theft?? From used car salesmen to false advertising and insider trading to name just a few things, theft and corruption are a big part of capitalism. Anyway all thieves do so because they DO NOT want to play fair and share, they want to get something by doing as little as possible and they are very entrepreneurial in their individualistic greed. Only Robin Hood ever stole so he could give away what he got.
@@ljb9983 you're describing cronyism not capitalism. If you feel its necessary to throw around the word 'Theft', look to socialism and communism on what theft is like.
He can pass go BUT he cannot collect $200.
If "go to jail" is not replaced by "sent to gulags" then the whole thing is bogus
If women get a free out of jail card at the beggining of the game it at least reflects reality.
haha, when the whammins get sent to jail they'll be immediately freed because vagina ...
also, a whammin player can accuse any of the male players of rape and he must go to jail immediately because we must believe the vagina even when it farts !
@@lukaw3667 pff you're talking about radfem nonsense, real socialism has no issue with sending women to the gulag.
Do men have to stay 60% longer for the same crime?
Man plays ms monopoly with a feminist.
Man wins ms monopoly.
Feminist yells patriarchy & flips over the board.
That's assuming she makes it through the whole game instead of stopping two turns in to answer her phone and run off for a one night stand.
How will hasbro simulate paid maternity leave?
@Guss Ruffee i'd play, but the feminist probably wouldn't let no man join the female safe space
@Guss Ruffee somewhere out there is a beta getting red pilled by Ms monopoly.
@@guyincognito6897 the Male with the most $ will pay her child support for 18 turns & all Male players must pay her 200 everytime she passes go during her bonus of 9 consecutive turns. It's op.
Actively beating down the men who's shoulders they're trying to stand on.
Seems legit.
Feminist Monopoly?
What did they do?
Remove the Iron?
Mr Cause lmao
the car piece must crash into other pieces
Lol
Hah, probably remove the thimble as well.
Every piece is a dog.
As we all know, the most satisfying victories are the ones just given to you
Das rite! Now gibs me dat!
It must be really satisfying for men to win this game when playing against women.
Jubiton Vynncolo No, it is always too easy....
Father: "For the entirety of the game, I will identify as a woman."
Daughter: "But, Dad, you're a man."
Father: "Don't be such a transphobe, honey."
Its funny because i can see that happening.
Those aren't inventions. Those are projects based on already existing products.
Are you sure?. Because that heavy handed yet inspiring music score made those girls seem really serious and extremely smart. I thought I'd heard of all those "inventions" already, but faced with dedicated girls toiling in dimly lit rooms and all that music... well, I figured I remembered wrong. ;-)
I palmed my face when I heard their “inventions”. Reality will set in for them over the next decade.
@@smiley235 They're women, they never have to face reality.
Well how else are they going to admit that men have invented 95% of creations?
Perhaps she wants to be the first woman to "invent" components already created by men.
Can't wait to see how they get on with electricity, mechanical flights and combustion engines
I agree with the people who say "Monopoly socialism" isn't an accurate depiction of socialism. After all, where are the millions of deaths in the game?
That's available in the digital version.
They fucked up when they didn't make the goto jail square Goto Gulag, and make every single corner one.
You can learn why they're not included at the re-education camp.
@@IconOfSin24148 How to get out of Gulag: 1) Spend 50 turns in Gulag; 2) Roll 15 doubles in a row to escape Gulag; 3) Forfeit all money and denounce another player to the state in order to be released from Gulag
EXACTLY
Fish: "This is a bait."
Fish: *Bites anyway*
I prefer regular monopoly where men and women are treated equally.
You sexist!
I'm undecided. Winning this version as the underdog would be rather amusing.
But that's not fair. If men and women are treated equally, men end up winning all the time.
@ The way it should be.
@@KlaustheViking I can't help thinking this is so insulting to women. Imagine playing this game, in which female players literally have a handicap like less skilled players have in golf. I'd actually refuse. Maybe it's a man's point of view but what sport is there in a game where you get an arbitrary advantage? Boils my blood.
Ah, the soft bigotry of low expectations strikes again.
I'd love to see men and women play ms monopoly, and hear them still scream oppression when a man ends up winning the game.
Well in the original monopoly woman only collect $153 when they pass go so i don't really see a problem here
Roadhouse
lol, Roadhouse, Peter! - that really grinds my gears.
There is no get out of Gulag free card when the entire game is a prison
😆
Monopoly: Gulag Edition!!!! Use your money to bribe the guards to get the easiest work details. The last one who avoids starving to death wins!
You silly man. Women don't go directly to prison... they get to roll a die and if it lands on anything but a 1 they go free due to their vagina card.
@@martinh3453 Which can handily be read by their inbuilt "Swiping" slot ;¬)
I played socialism monopoly...
My friend died after waiting in hospital for 15 hours after he needed urgent care as there was a deep cut in his artery.
At least the medical bill was free.
You say 15 hours, because that's the point your friend died. Gaining access to treatment would have been 15 days - in communism everyone has equality of outcome.
Unironically, "Together We Rise" is a fantastic name for a socialist bakery.
Well done, sirs.
Yet it was the creativity of Capitalists that came up with it.
We, the Yeast Union decided not to rise further, till we get fair payment and free... What? NO NO... NOT THE OVEN... AHHHHHHHH
To each according to his knead.
its maam you bigot!
@@Zomfoo 😁
We're the first board game that is literally institutionally sexist.
Heart attack inducing levels of cringe in this commercial.
Communism: The Game
Roll the dice and starve to death.
The only way to win is to not play
Roll the dice and be genocided.
Komrad, we see that you have dice while others do not. We will confiscate your dice for the benefit of us all.
More like:
A player rolls the dice, he moves all the players by that number, then he rolls again.
When all players pass by the start, he gets all the money.
No property, just start and go to prison. Until another player complains, then everyone will have to forget about him.
Player: "Hey, that's a great-looking box! Look, it says the hotels are made of 24k gold, and the money is actual, legal $500 bills! What a deal!"
Buys it and takes it home.
Opens up the box, and inside is. . .
Every... single... time... they show the world what they think "equality" is, they seek privilege.
they seek revenge
Truer words have never been spoken. Not even by jesus.
@@booperdee2
The point is, revenge for what?
Going to war so they didnt have to? Being gentlemen when we could have been tyrants? We should never have bent the knee. Now we will forever be the doormat
The Jew cries out in pain as he ethnically cleanse' your people and stabs you in the back!
The "together we rise" bakery is one of the best political jokes I've heard
Wow I feel slow. The together we rise joke just clicked
Does the 10% of things invented by women statistic, include the wage gap?
You make it seem like they chose their career choice. No they were firced by their fathers. Jk
Wage gap
Rape Coulter
Systemic oppression
Patriarchal conspiracy
Fewer toilets into the malls
Did I've missed something
sick burn, bro
Pretty sure the wage gap myth was also generated by men, actually
No, that would make it an extra 10%
_Go to Kitchen!_
_Go straight to Kitchen!_
_Do not pass Career._
_Do not collect Welfare!_
Collect baby bonus
Mmmmm it's sandwich time.
Roll 12 sandwiches to get released from Kitchen.
This needs more 👍
@R4MS FAN UK You shouldn't be ashamed of wanting a normal life.
3:35 - That's SOIL, you haven't "invented" it, and you can't patent it. Get back to the Kitchen.
I just want to point out that Ms. Monopoly is a career woman, and I'm waiting for the "I'm 40 and barren with no kids and can't find a man to marry me" expansion.
I heard the board pieces are a cat bowl, a frozen egg, a copy of Sex in the City, and a box of wine.
You forgot the bottle of anti-depressants.
Don't forget the 50 shades of Grey book piece
Dont forget the box of chocolates and tub of ice cream. Btw i dont get the frozen egg
lol
One of the chance cards is "go talk to the manager" and when you get there it says "I am the manager, Karen!" and then you go to jail
"Together we rise" bakery, also an acceptable name for a strip club.
Strip church seems like a concept that could make you rich
@@GafferPerkele - it would have to be without priests and alter boys then
@@es-ed5ug Don't alter boys. That's the real child abuse.
Nextdoor: Regressive publishing company "Together We REEEEEEE"
@@GafferPerkele "Thank You for the booty, Lawd!"
What the normies see: Young women working hard and earning a wonderful reward from a feminist institution. An inspiration for everyone.
What I see: Camera crews setting up multiple angles on a family that may or may not actually be real, but either way they are likely asked to redo the shots a few times for the most convincing emotional reactions...
I'm also skeptical that these were solo inventions. A 13 year old girl invents a chemical detector that interfaces with a custom smartphone app... I'm not saying it's impossible, but there is A LOT of technical skill that goes into something like that:
1) Chemistry/Engineering knowledge to generate some sort of electrical signal based on the presence of a specific chemical element.
2) Manufacturing/fabrication of parts.
3) Electrical engineering knowledge to interpret that signal and broadcast relevant information via bluetooth/wireless
4) Smartphone app programming. Not "Hard" but definitely something that takes time to figure out.
And that's just the hand-wavy breakdown.
And when the male players still win, patriarchy.
An,but then all female players double all their property values and then Determine the winner,just oto make it fair
Just scale it until on average women get a 50/50 win chance. The gap should show the factor of inferiority/superiority if it even exists.
1943 "Shit thats a lot of machine guns on that beach."
2019 "This board game is mean spirited."
1944*
Thank you Sabaton
6TH OF JUNE 1944! ALIES WERE TURNING THE WAR! NORMANDY STATE OF ANARCHY!
2080: -This-
*STOP SPEAKING YOU WHITE MALE FUCK*
@@themrfives OVERRRRRLORRRRD!
1944....USA only decided to fight the nazis round the end of the war
I self identify as a woman and a man. I get $440 when I pass go :P
Men can just identify as women and win . Bingo!
as masculine presenting lesbian trans women, gotta out crazy the nutjobs, only way to win.
Masculine presenting trans woman presenting for duty.
Masculine presenting attack chopper reporting for Djibouti
They have been doing this in sports. It's so unfair & the feminists are quiet ; so much for women's rights.
the men would probably win anyway
It's been decades and I'm still waiting on my first male privilege payment...
Not feeling my male privilege At all!!! Almost like it's made up.
Did you guys fill the official forms?
There are 27 in total.
Why that many?
To filter out those who wants to cheat the system. Women a poc are not clever enough to do it.
You didn't receive any you said?
Have you oppressed enough women?
You have to reach a quota to get paid. If you reach 100 by the end of the month you also get a gadget.
Equality there folks, out in the open for everyone to see.
Give chicks more for free, coz maybelline, and you deserve it...
I see how a game where using skill, strategy, and wit to become rich after starting on an equal footing with all other participants would be anathema to communists.
@@NeightrixPrime yeah, it simulates chance. On the other hand, you give a real estate mogul a million dollars and chances are he will make it five million. You give a hobo the same amount, and you'll just have a broke hobo in a year. Read up on lottery winners, it's pretty enlightening. On the topic of monopoly proper, a skilled player will destroy a bad one any day. There is a ton of strategy that goes into the game, regardless of dice rolls
@@NeightrixPrime because being in the right place at the right time isnt luck?
@@kosmosXcannon and having the wit to see and capitalise on an opportunity. Not everyone does and so the opportunity is gone, maybe forever.
All three of those inventions... have already been invented.
Gas chromatography
Gas chromatography
And finally, sonar.
i was going to say, at least two of those things I was pretty sure already existed.
Lieutenant Dude - Ah yes but they did not know that so it does not count...
I am inventing a round thing that can be used for transport, it will revolutionize the world I tell ya!...
wait... I am a man, it doesn’t count when I do it. 😖
You wouldnt use gas chromatography for either of those things. You'd use HPLC for the dyes and you'd use ICP-MS for the lead.
lol
Of course those were invented by men.
They will make their own.
Detecting dyes in drinks can be done with SERS and SERRS, and has been done. I know this as I was in the research group that did this.
So...feminist monopoly is just welfare? That figures entirely. Well played Hasbro.
@Fuktard Fagtroll lol its like bill burr they will twirl that butch haircut into pigtails in 2 seconds
The patriarchy wins again! These women can't win a game by themselves we must give them a head start!
Sneaky patriarchy!
@ Reality is sexist, of course.
Sike, they don't want to play, they just want the money.
Foooled you!
They aren’t able to see the game is a satirical jab against them
Its almost like...........women are grown children🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll be saving the *Patriarchy* card right until the end of the game.
Can we get a let's play of Monopoly:Socialism with Vee, Archhammer, Louis and Sargon.
Damn I really want to see that livestream now.
THIS
I would see that!
Maybe on digital tabletop if you're lucky.
Sargon, you english bastard, make this happen! Lol
Imagine being so pityful that you need a leg up in life but are somehow strong and independent
Women are the majority of voters in our democracy so we have no chance of saving the west. Let it die
babylonbee.com/news/student-kicked-out-of-class-for-asking-feminist-professor-how-women-are-simultaneously-powerful-and-helpless-victims-of-patriarchy
This post was made by the man gang
A game of monopoly that nobody wants to play. Did a woman invent it?
Also, all those “inventions” have already been invented by men.
Monopoly is trolling...
Yeah, they were just building home made copies of existing devices from supplies they could get based on the designs that publicly exist. Basic plagiarism - little different than the "clock boy" who just took a clock out of the plastic shell and installed it into a cardboard box. .
@@oaksparoakspar3144 i still know people who think that kid is super smart
Dude, I just wrote that in.
@@skirk248 i mean, if his goal was to get attention, he probably was smart with that move
Can women not compete? They need an artificial hand up? Hmm
Competition is a partriachal social construct for the oppression of women!
Women don't want men competing on a level they cannot achieve
www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/43337914
It's really insulting to the actually competent women who want to focus on the work at hand and not on what gender they are. Women who want to go into STEM fields and who do so because they like the work and are good at it are put off by this kind of pandering.
@@tonyaprim3047 Yeah, I know a few who work in stem and they're subjected to lectures and forced to take extra credit for things they've been doing for years. They hate it. It separates them from their male colleagues who do the same job and they find it patronising. It's like they still believe women have smaller brains than men.
'Most mean spirited board game I have ever played'
Loser never lost friends to Diplomacy
My parents didn't talk for two weeks because of diplomacy.
you will notice that they've removed the iron piece... lol
Thankfully it's been replaced by a disembodied vagina.
@@lincolnshirelad3524 nah it doesn't need a washing machine or cooker adding; there's a 2 in one already playing it
guess it was a symbol of oppression from the evil patriarchy xD
instead of a top hat its a pussy hat
And the Ms. Monopoly box was just stuffed with free cash. Just like real life.
So they took a game where all players are equal and in the name of equality made women more equal than men. Got it. Woke BS.
Make female versions of Risk and Stratego. Then the men can cheat on you while enemy armies blow you up, and, if you "win" you can enjoy your ptsd
In my college sociology class we played 'sociopoly'. It was Monopoly but each player was randomly given a social class at the beginning of the game that determined what rules they played by. The 'poor' player got 50 for passing go, the 'working class' player got 100 for passing go, the 'middle class' player got 200 for passing go, and the 'rich' player got 500 for passing go _and_ got to change a rule whenever they wanted. There were more rules but that was the gist.
I got the middle class role. I made several good deals and got the poor and working class players on my side. Whenever the rich player tried to change the rules, I would make a big show of how that was unfair and shame her into backing down.
By the end of the game I had led my socialist coalition to victory. The rich player became bankrupt, and I had more money and assets than the rich player ever had, all I had to do was feed scraps to the other players.
We're reaching levels of pandering that shouldn't even be possible!
It's not pandering, Hasbro is clearly trolling these out of their money. It's fourth level of genius.
In future times we will all be laughing our asses off about how idiotic this time was... if we survive... And if we don't... well... then nobody will remember.
@@martinh3453 a sad reality. I must agree.
"Who describes board games as mean-spirited?"
Have you never played vanilla Monopoly??
Pfft, that's nothing. Now Diplomacy...
That female inventor is making something that detects harmful dyes in soda and candy?
- Someone should tell her the ingredients are on the labels.
- Boy is she going to feel dumb.
It may be that other / developing countries need such a thing, or perhaps there is a concern that the governing bodies are allowing falsehoods.
But yes.
@@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390 Yeah, I thought about that, but I was just making a joke.
@@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390 gas chromatography already exists to identify molecules in a substance.
@@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390 Well, that only applies to irreparably backwards countries where people still think a horse and a plow are bleeding edge technology.
also who the fuck is buying that other than tinfoil hat people
Does this mean since men go to jail more often and get longer sentencing they get free "Get Out of Jail" cards at the start of the game? lol
Is it that realistic?
No, it's not a "get out of jail free" card, its just a reduced sentencing
no the women have them all
@@theprogrammer32 It really is though. A woman in my town murdered three of her infant children and severely neglected the ones she didn't kill but because the body's were so decomposed, she claimed they were stillborn and blamed the whole thing on her abusive boyfriend (the father of all her children). She got off scott free except for some ancillary animal abuse and improper burial of human remains charges.
Monopoly Socialism sounds like an amazing experience and I want to play it.
Also they had to make Ms. Monopoly young, because apparently women need constant validation about their appearance.
@Alex Beyer Assuming people will be able to realize they are trolled.
Ms. Monopoly
Coming soon to a discount bin near you!
Ironically if they chase those dreams of completing those inventions they're not going to have time to play board games, especially Monopoly.
So if a woman wins the game, is it because she played better, or because she had an unfair advantage?
Who could ever know? They will all look at her as it was of the unfair advantage.
Am I the only dude that would go out of my way the shit on a woman that lost Ms.Monopoly to a dude?
The game is literally rigged in your favor so if a dude still wins then your just trash lol
"We know that X group isn't as good as Y group, so we are going to give them a little booster to help them out" Empowerment 2019.
Welcome to affirmative action lol.
As beautiful as capitalism is, one of its drawbacks is that it will always produce the majority of its goods for the lowest common denominator. With Regressopoly a.k.a. Ms. Monopoly, Hasbro has demonstrated that Feminism is the lowest common denominator. Expect a BLM Monopoly version next.
I did something, and the result sucked.
Therefore you are oppressing me.
--Socialist logic
Good thing that according to leftist's logic, I can just say "I identify as a woman" and now it's suddenly actually fair again!
Nothing says equality like reparations and affirmative action. ;)
The most fun will be had by the guys who get given less money and still win lol
All it takes is for two men to play, call a truce with each other, and it's game over for the female players.
10:43 "You see, women are incapable of competing with men, so we've given them a leg up!" KEK
Gets 1st Chance Card "Congrats! You're pregnant! It's Twins! Collect £20 from the Government and retire!". ;)
Many handbags and pairs of shoes will be purchased with that seed capital.
Yes, the ones made by unpaid kids in the third world....with a 5000% profit margin. Go wahmen!
LOL!!!! This is the best comment here so far. I just cant stop laughing at this while thing lol!
I want there to be a Ms. Monopoly tournament. And I want to see a man win it.
And I want his victory speech to include the phrase "just better than"... somewhere in the speech.
Beautiful. Sargon, pin this comment.
I nominate the strongest woman in the world.
Why not do it yourself? The irony would be even greater
@@Notmyname1593
I have abysmal luck. The game for me is usually over before I make it around the board once.
@@Gulgathydra Host the tournament, I mean. No need to participate.
The girl at 6:15, Eva or whatever her name was, said she's from "Ireland". No darling, I can tell by your voice you're from Northern Ireland - same as me.
Hey! Want to play a game that actively discourages you from achieving your goals by lying to you about how we treat our greatest minds?
Of course you did!
Amazing how all of these inventors are inventing things that already exist and they aren't apps. All you need is chem paper -___-
There's a litmus test for lead?
Or use ground penetrating radar lmao
@@revermen3580 yes. The rhodizonate test.
@@murano185 thank you, I didn't think to search for a criminal ballistics test.
@@revermen3580 yeah you can buy strips coated with it, changes colour in the presence of lead.
Monopoly: Socialism. The version where NO ONE wins.
Thank you men for all the inventions! Truly appreciate in- door plumbing, washing machines, pacemakers, electricity, etc., etc., etc.
C H WE DON'T NEED NO PACEMAKERS!
*falls down dead*
FUCKING PATRIARCHY!
But thanks to MEN I can’t experience shitting in a hole and covering it and digging a new hole! I also can’t experience cleaning clothes by hand which was an event that took most of the day to clean your clothes. I also can’t experience dying because my heart is messed up. And I don’t get to experience an Amish life style. Etc.
@@TheGuyWhoIsSitting Yes, I think feminists should live that way and reject all those things and be true to themselves!
Ms. Monopoly
*Not*
Mrs Monopoly
At least they got name of the game right. Forever alone cat wahmen.
She don't need no man.
When they win the game they get a dozen kittens free to grow old with.
@@captainz9 that and toxoplasmosis
@Arcadi Moral Are you saying that _all black people_ have bad grammar because of slang? *RACIST!!!*
@Arcadi Moral Oh, man... LMFAO
Imagine the humiliation of losing to a guy in that game. XD
Are women more likely to “go directly to jail” in the game?
Mr Halen, can I receive a raise yet? It's been several years and I have given your company my life's work
If they do, they'll only have to wait one turn before they get out.
She'll probably get the choice to send one of the male players to go to jail in her stead
Go to jail.
Do pass go.
Do collect $200.
Do leave on good behavior on the next turn.
If she receives the "Me Too" chance card, she has the ability to send any of the male players to jail for the rest of the game.
Wait. Is the game trolling by making the bias obvious? HAHA! Hasbro made Feminism look sexist. Which it is.
No, feminism is all about equality like the dictionary says.
That´s why Ms Monopoly took away the wage gap of classic Monopoly that was in favor for men and implemented a wage gap in favor for women.
Uhm what? There was no wage gap in classic Monopoly and everone got the same at the start. Hm, never mind...
I think feminism is so absolutely broken, you can't tell parody from reality. Go try to make a feminist parody nowadays. You can't. Your exaggerated joke version of feminism already exists for real.
I think this game will teach female players that when you have an unfair advantage, your victories become hollow, your losses are even worse, and you end up lonely, because nobody wants to play with you anymore.
Or its trolling by saying the only way to create thier absurd vision of equality is by forcing the hand of human nature to "even the playing field"
"women used to look pretty on stage." Yeah, before Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham got up on stage.
Lmao girl from Ireland got pounds instead of Euros
epic fail
She's Northern Irish, so Pounds Sterling would be correct
@Roger Dodger Being making this argument myself, not all Paddies are thick.
The girl is from Northern Ireland, a part of the UK...
FIAT Currency too!
'Who describes board games as mean spirited?'
*Warhammer 40k intensifies*
Women are strong and independent? Why do they need hand outs and pats on the back for just breathing, how about you go out and do something worth praises and income like all men do!!!
Feminism: The active pursuit of special treatment for women, as a means to prove women are strong enough not to need special treatment.
@@eternalreign2313 Ironically, they need special treatment from the goverment to prove that "they are strong"
@Ben McKean No it really isn't, they are capable of doing everything a men can do too, feminist are just dumb people and are not helping anybody at all
@Ben McKean What you just wrote is exactly why feminism exists, to prove you wrong, because you are wrong, woman can be free If they want and they should be respected as any other person because both gender share something: Feelings, It's not like woman are more tolerant to people like you. I'm just saying this Ms. Monopoly bullshit isn't the way to represent feminism at all
@Ben McKean I do agree that the third feminism wave should have not existed and I generally disagree with feminism movements at the moment, but the reason women are ""More incapable"" than Men (Which I mostly disagree) It's because men itself have been reducing women's role in society for century, it wasn't until the last 50 years or so that Woman are actually respected living beings like men, the gender roles are way too implanted in our society to just stop existing now, so It's still hard, I'm so glad society is so accepting nowdays even if they may get annyoing sometimes I couldn't have it any other way, and assholes like you won't make an impact on society anyways, so I'll just stop talking to you, goodbye.
If Monopoly socialist is mean spirited to you, you're a socialist. There's no other way to explain that.
Hasbro with an all time level troll.
It's like Soviet Propaganda, with a 21st Century Woke Feminist flavor.
The sad music, the under breath talk, the fake "Oh"
God, please, end this world.
Hasbro: *releases Monopoly Millenial Edition*
Me: "well that's interesting"
Hasbro: *releases Monopoly Socialism Edition*
Me: "wow, this company's really triggering the left, I wonder how far it goes"
Hasbro: *announces Monopoly Feminist Edition*
Me: "... not sure if they're bending the knee, or if they're gonna throw a curveball..."
Monopoly: Depression
You cant buy property because you are depressed. #realistic #depression #simulator
They're trolling. It's very tougue in cheek backhanded humor. It's looks like it really were made for feminists, but it's actually trolls and mocks feminists.
The parodies of feminism are hard to distinguish from the real thing.
Ms. Monopoly is the same as Monopoly Socialism. Handouts for passing Go because you exist.
¨Now woman and girls are becoming men also we can't find husbands¨ was the best part.
Sargon: Well I do support letting my brain be free
The Left: QUICK, MAKE THINKING ILLEGAL
Dolphinboi I thought they were already trying to do that.