Deadly Teachers In History (Compilation)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 427

  • @tristanjuninho2415
    @tristanjuninho2415 Рік тому +24

    the fact his grand daughter was able to paint on his plane is just the cherry on top of this story, truly heart throbbing! What a legend

  • @mathiaslambing9112
    @mathiaslambing9112 Рік тому +313

    Estonia had its own teacher. His name was Julius Kuperyanov. He was a young school teacher who served in World War I and became an officer there. Later, he created a famous partisan squad called Kuperjaanov's battalion or Tartumaa partisans' battalion or "Kuperjaanov's devils". He was fatally wounded in battle in 1919 and died.

  • @MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital
    @MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital Рік тому +537

    He taught history, he became history. Absolute legend, this would be the most respected teacher in school.

  • @zdan420
    @zdan420 Рік тому +634

    As a teacher, I appreciate this.

  • @jasonaroy692
    @jasonaroy692 Рік тому +15

    was a school teacher in Tacloban. Her life was upturned when the Japanese invaded the Philippines in 1941. Her students call her “Miss Fernandez,” and she was very protective of them. Her fierce motherly instincts reared to the fore when the Japanese threatened to kill her students.

    • @jasonaroy692
      @jasonaroy692 Рік тому +1

      Nieves Fernandez

    • @DENNISJAYAPARAS
      @DENNISJAYAPARAS Рік тому +2

      I was searching for a comment about Nieves Fernandez's heroic feats during World War II in the Pacific theater. I was not disappointed when I saw this comment. She was a woman who is worthy of admiration not only from us Filipinos, but from the whole world as well. Mabuhay ka, Gng. Nieve Fernandez!

  • @jamesborb4255
    @jamesborb4255 Рік тому +26

    I love people who treat the battlefield like an Skyrim side quest. Like the first guy

  • @keatonkoch9189
    @keatonkoch9189 Рік тому +13

    Imagine you’re a German teenager and you get absolutely cranked by an old gheezer with a mosin…

  • @VinnyS9143101982
    @VinnyS9143101982 Рік тому +29

    There were two carpentry teachers in my high school that were first cousins. They served from 1962-1989 & I think 1965-1991. Which meant they were at the original campus & went to the new campus in 1981.They were Anthony & Angelo Loia referred to as Big Loia & Little Loia.The younger was a VERY small man I met him in my day because we had a lumber delivery & he had an order that was with our order and he came to pick his stuff up. HE was Army Infantry Korea. The older was a very large man who was eight years older & had served Army Pacific theater. The older died in 01, younger in 12. Last year I was reading their obituaries. The older had received the Silver Star at Okinawa. Keep in mind I knew many teachers who knew him, many students who knew them and the school was famous for alumni coming back to teach. He was also the rile team instructor. Because of his status the Army donated rifles & ammunition and they obviously couldn't meet at school so the city let them meet for free at the range. Even thoygh the team was disbanded when I was a baby the range director is still there. Not one person I spoke to that knew him ever heard about the Silver Star. He was just that modest. Last year I met Rob O'Neill & got a copy of the book for my cousins husband who was 33 classes head of me (old campus) and went to Vietnam twice earning two Bronze Stars with valor & 0 Purple Hearts. He took HVAC at school but obviously knew the cousins. When he called to thank me for the book he didn't know the story either. Now the younger cousins daughter is one of our sisters and I asked the alumnis official FB page. The the younger cousins daughter being in the family was the ONLY person that I spoke to that knew. His unit was surrounded and ambushed. He threw hand grenades until he ran out of people to kill.

  • @edbrook7088
    @edbrook7088 Рік тому +6

    On Remembrance Sunday a few years ago our headteacher told us about a teacher who taught geography at the school during World War Two. He applied to join the army but was selected by the S.O.E, trained as a saboteur and sent back to school to teach, except every few months he would parachute into occupied France with the S.O.E and blow something up, and then go back to school. No-one found out until after the war.

  • @CommentingOnRandomThings
    @CommentingOnRandomThings Рік тому +16

    Nobody knows this, but my history teacher served some tours in Afghanistan before quitting to become a, well, history teacher. I had him in 7th (call me young all you want) and I just wanted to use this opportunity to share this. History teachers are chill af.

    • @jetrifle4209
      @jetrifle4209 Рік тому

      Good for you

    • @meh92
      @meh92 Рік тому +1

      All history teachers are chill af

    • @JustAnotherTravelingGirl
      @JustAnotherTravelingGirl Рік тому

      @@meh92not my history teacher. She once threw a chalk board eraser stick thing at me for asking about Hitler as I saw it wasn’t in the curriculum for that term 😂

  • @BirdsOfGlass
    @BirdsOfGlass Рік тому +2

    People always say Lizzie Borden killed her family but everyone with half a brain knows it was pigeonman. A 8 foot tall half pigeon half man hybrid who heard Lizzies cries the night her dad killed her pigeons.

  • @rosaria8384
    @rosaria8384 Рік тому +20

    Bazooka Charlie literally made history as a history teacher.

  • @OLDMANWAFFLES
    @OLDMANWAFFLES Рік тому +12

    As an American Teacher, I can confirm we stay strapped with that zaza pack if you know what I mean… happy 420 yall.

  • @j.robertsergertson4513
    @j.robertsergertson4513 Рік тому +9

    Lizzy Borden took an ax ,gave her mother 40 wacks ,just to even the score gave her father 40 more.
    That's how kids in my school in the 1970's remembered it.

  • @LIONTAMER3D
    @LIONTAMER3D Рік тому +3

    Bazooka Charlie is THE MAN

  • @johnstanfield7814
    @johnstanfield7814 Рік тому +2

    it's ANZAC day here today and my grandfather was an amazing man, teacher, headmaster and a navigator/bomber for the RAAF, we celebrate his service but I don't think he would appreciate being remembered as deadly. He and his close mates survived 38 missions over north Africa and Italy and never boasted or even talked of it.. LEST WE FORGET.. don't glamorise this stuff, we are lucky men like these stepped up.

  • @liammccarthy7293
    @liammccarthy7293 Рік тому +2

    My school was terrible heh. Not because of the teachers but student who'd totally ignore the teachers, throw stuff, shout, scream, ahh I guess you could imagine....All except one teacher, Mr Liston, even the most bratty student would be 'yes Sir, sorry Sir, study? Of course Sir'

  • @yusufbektas1961
    @yusufbektas1961 Рік тому +120

    Fun fact: during the first world war, american chemical gas were created by a chemistry teacher named "Walter white"

    • @Sapphiregamer8605
      @Sapphiregamer8605 Рік тому +11

      Really?
      This joke again?

    • @MaxTheVoidling
      @MaxTheVoidling Рік тому +2

      jokes aside, is this real?

    • @Sapphiregamer8605
      @Sapphiregamer8605 Рік тому

      @@MaxTheVoidling no it’s not.
      America never used chemical gas, even today, as far as I know, Germany was the only one to use them since world war 1, again, as far as I know

    • @MaxTheVoidling
      @MaxTheVoidling Рік тому

      @@Sapphiregamer8605 thanks bud

    • @felipeball7778
      @felipeball7778 Рік тому

      @@Sapphiregamer8605 france and UK uses gas too

  • @ryanburke4641
    @ryanburke4641 Рік тому +1

    A teacher once out herself in a barrel down niagra falls and survived, her name was Anna “Annie” Edson Taylor (1838-1921) survived it on her 63rd birthday in 1901

  • @Breakingtime91
    @Breakingtime91 Рік тому +1

    Elementary school teacher (4th grade for the last 4 years). Spent 14 months in Afghanistan as usmc infantryman with 1st Light armorered Reconnaissance

  • @diarmuidoconnor4268
    @diarmuidoconnor4268 Рік тому +2

    love your vids

  • @ChadMartin-w5d
    @ChadMartin-w5d Рік тому +1

    I appreciate you're speedy speech pattern 👏 🙏 🙌

  • @marcusbrown7817
    @marcusbrown7817 Рік тому +2

    Some people gotta learn the hard way..

  • @Sr_Butters4u
    @Sr_Butters4u Рік тому +5

    Teaching others history while capable to make you apart of it? Dope.

  • @joeerickson516
    @joeerickson516 Рік тому +1

    "Ouch!"

  • @dominicgorriceta6487
    @dominicgorriceta6487 Рік тому +1

    There is also the story of Capt. Nieves Fernandez, a Filipino teacher turned guerilla fighter of WW2 who developed a technique to silently asssassinate Japanese troops on guard by slashing the neck to prevent noise.
    There's a picture of her teaching the technique to a soldier somewhere.

  • @spahvahnishsniffah
    @spahvahnishsniffah Рік тому +1

    So glad I got to see Rosie the Rocketer in person 10/10 museum.

  • @lucasguenesmenezes6416
    @lucasguenesmenezes6416 Рік тому +35

    Not gonna lie, it's easier to survive in a war than putting order on a room full of teenagers
    Every teacher is prepared to be a soldier

    • @Dime_time333
      @Dime_time333 Рік тому

      No

    • @ReconGaming14
      @ReconGaming14 Рік тому +5

      As someone who has suffered through recruiting duty for 4 years, as well as served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Africa. I’d do those combat deployments again in a heartbeat over dealing with them Fuckin kids.

    • @Military.FutureUrbanCamo
      @Military.FutureUrbanCamo Рік тому

      @@ReconGaming14 I don't blame u I hate most people at my school High School I'm 17 and a senior can't wait to graduate and excited for my birthday monty and Prom also graduation class of 2023 and take a break for a year after and work over the summer be in my first job and drive then do other things and around 21 enlist in the military probably USCG in Taclet or MSRT do those then join the Marine and Do USMC Force Recon MEU, then Army and do Biochemical and radioactive stuff for what I wanna do then retire after awhile who knows how old maybe 4 yrs or 30yrs or 40 yrs then yeah and also I'm kinds a pain but not fully mature also I'm a cool tactical kid in school.🪖school feels like the military alittle in my imagination

  • @Іоанн-ж3ф
    @Іоанн-ж3ф Рік тому +1

    Hey, how about making a video about the events in Myanmar, that would be interesting.

  • @b01tact10n
    @b01tact10n Рік тому +1

    This is a good compilation👍

  • @Enexvitiy
    @Enexvitiy Рік тому +2

    Teachers when you don't do the homework:

  • @aidynsbestyoutubemoments
    @aidynsbestyoutubemoments Рік тому +1

    You forgot the guy from saving private Ryan

  • @dumboi5369
    @dumboi5369 Рік тому +1

    When you forget your homework, come late to school, or stutter reciting a poem in china:

  • @SuperColonel91
    @SuperColonel91 Рік тому +1

    They Should Have One Featuring Mary Kay Laterno

  • @travis-coltgray9536
    @travis-coltgray9536 Рік тому

    Captain Miller of 2nd Rangers was an English composition teacher.

    • @glstka5710
      @glstka5710 Рік тому

      Saving Private Ryan was a fictional movie base a bit on a real live incident.

  • @nobitainitialdguyufrtf6594
    @nobitainitialdguyufrtf6594 Рік тому +1

    Can you make and upload Assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. (1968)?

  • @daltoneades4814
    @daltoneades4814 Рік тому +2

    What about the half sister?

  • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
    @WingsOfAgeOfConsent Рік тому +1

    You forgot Rich Franklin

  • @commander1488
    @commander1488 Рік тому +1

    The history teacher become history itself...

  • @theonlineanimal6009
    @theonlineanimal6009 Рік тому

    When I was in the Army. The best guy in our unit was a history teacher. Dude was a PT God.

  • @BirdsOfGlass
    @BirdsOfGlass Рік тому

    Charles Carpenter might be the most badass soldier I've ever heard of.

  • @hugosophy
    @hugosophy Рік тому

    Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave her mother 40 whacks.
    And when she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41!
    Lol

  • @kordvoitles
    @kordvoitles Рік тому

    Imagine soldiers just getting IMPALED BY 8TH GRADE ALGEBRA

  • @mariafoster1569
    @mariafoster1569 Рік тому

    Lizzie Borden burnt a dress that she claimed had RED paint on it.

  • @inspiredme7030
    @inspiredme7030 Рік тому

    Patton little crazy like Carpenter

  • @Tissueroll011
    @Tissueroll011 Рік тому

    Next video:”Dangerous artists in History”

  • @JustDaCrusader
    @JustDaCrusader Рік тому

    Classes are canceled due to a world war starting…
    The maths teacher:

  • @henrymoore748
    @henrymoore748 Рік тому

    Bazooka Charlie is a insane name😂😂😂

  • @MrJebus015
    @MrJebus015 Рік тому

    1:24 General John has Wood

  • @froggystyle8270
    @froggystyle8270 Рік тому

    This video disproves once and for all…..”those that can’t do, teach”.

  • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
    @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Рік тому

    Heinrich Himmler was a school teacher. Mussolini was to, lol.

  • @Kawka1122
    @Kawka1122 Рік тому

    Daniel Jackson from Tauri
    Obviously.

  • @jasontuck-smith3896
    @jasontuck-smith3896 Рік тому

    Music and sound effects too loud and numerous:(.

  • @Regalert
    @Regalert Рік тому

    Yeah. Dont mess with teachers, man.

  • @Astrobuni
    @Astrobuni 11 місяців тому

    As someone grew up in Fall River, MA, i can attest that the house still stands and people still debate it to this day.
    Also i have a friend that used to live on The Hill, and its so beautiful yet definitely for rich folk with the sizes of the homes. It feels like a completely different city when you compare it to downtown Fall River

  • @jaymay7957
    @jaymay7957 Рік тому

    Captain miller better be on here. (Tom hanks saving private Ryan)

  • @langbo9999
    @langbo9999 Рік тому

    Explosion 💥 history teacher.

  • @denberpacito1802
    @denberpacito1802 Рік тому

    Wait is that roze the bazuka launcher i learn abaut her

  • @axonice
    @axonice Рік тому

    Imagine if we only sent math teachers to war, it will be beneficial because:
    no math
    easy victory

  • @khoroshoigra8388
    @khoroshoigra8388 Рік тому

    Looks Josh Brolin

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 Рік тому

    There is still a song about Lizzie Borden.

  • @josephwilliams7995
    @josephwilliams7995 Рік тому

    Honestly I would not blame Lizzie or her sister Emma after caring for their father they get screwed for the step mother and half sister they had no profession or husband and no prospects. They would be destitute so if either of them did it it's understandable

  • @ronelcuerdo4946
    @ronelcuerdo4946 Рік тому +1

    What about the deadly teacher of the philippines nieves fernandez she killed 200 japanese in world war 2 where is she ?????

  • @superiorhomunculus5554
    @superiorhomunculus5554 Рік тому

    Thats great, but I citadelled an Ohio in my Kléber

  • @Some_Random_Russian_Soldier

    Bro the thumbnail got Me Remember No Russian

  • @nicknapeem1541
    @nicknapeem1541 Рік тому

    I’ve been looking for that intro song for awhile now anyone know what it is?

  • @BallsItch69
    @BallsItch69 Рік тому

    The thumbnail 💀

  • @tannerrugg3480
    @tannerrugg3480 Рік тому +33

    What about the filipina teacher in the Philippines who formed a guerrilla group against the Japanese

  • @topdoomslayer3913
    @topdoomslayer3913 Рік тому +162

    Well, technically speaking, history IS the deadliest teacher…

  • @nightmare6685
    @nightmare6685 Рік тому +177

    Hey simple history if you guys are gonna make a part 2 on this topic then i suggest you tell the story of Nieves Fernandez, the Teacher who turned to a killing machine(because she wanted to protect her students from the japanese killings) and the only female guerrilla commander in the philippines during ww2. She was credited of killing 200 japanese soldiers. If you would look into her story it was badass.
    Edit: the japanese feared her so much that they placed a P10,000 (pesos) bounty on her 😎

    • @LeuvahkTrigger
      @LeuvahkTrigger Рік тому +4

      I didn't know about this. Seems interesting, I'll look into it on my own, thanks.

    • @MiniModellingOfficial
      @MiniModellingOfficial Рік тому +1

      @@LeuvahkTrigger 10,00 pesos (or at least in Mexico) is just under 1,000 dollars Canadian, still huge bounty, now that is probably worth 6 times more

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli Рік тому +6

      Keep in mind that a PHP at the time was legally equivalent to 12.9 grains of gold 0.900 fine. PHP 10000 at the time would be 268.75 troy ounces of gold (XAU) which as of this post is the equivalent of USD 532,983.65.
      TL;DR: Imperial Japan put out a bounty equal to half a million dollars and some change in today's money.

    • @doomboi8637
      @doomboi8637 Рік тому +1

      'The japansese feared her'
      No Bro they HaD other things to worry about.

    • @ok-qz7cx
      @ok-qz7cx Рік тому

      ​​@@doomboi8637i mean, one man getting 150+ kills is enough to turn him into the boogieman for enemies, despite how little it really is. Imagine the reaction that it was just a random filipina

  • @aquatic4760
    @aquatic4760 Рік тому +61

    I love how we go from an insanely heroic man who saved many lives to a psychotic murderer

    • @Germ_f
      @Germ_f Рік тому +4

      I mean, she *is* deadly

  • @mr.hoodman5682
    @mr.hoodman5682 Рік тому +44

    My high school history teacher fought for Canada in the Gulf War

  • @pabcu2507
    @pabcu2507 Рік тому +70

    If they were my teachers, I would’ve been prepared for class and aced it

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Рік тому +8

      Or ended up with a dishonourable discharge.....

    • @Military.FutureUrbanCamo
      @Military.FutureUrbanCamo Рік тому +1

      My teacher Mr Rodriguez he is a law enforcement officer, my algebra teacher is Mr Worley a Air Force Militant Veteran, rotc instructor's are of course military as well

  • @TheDootSlayer
    @TheDootSlayer Рік тому +22

    One teacher that should be mentioned is Joshua L. Chamberlain, a 33 year old college professor from Maine who enlisted to fight as a Lieutenant Colonel in the Union Army during the American Civil War. His most famous action, was at Little Round Top at the battle of Gettysburg in July 2, 1863. When his 20th Maine Regiment ran out of ammunition, he led them in a bayonet charge down the hill and swept two Confederate regiments away, an action for which he would be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. After Gettysburg, he would rise to the rank of Brevet Major General, serve in over 20 major battles and numerous skirmishes, be wounded six times and was hand picked by General U.S. Grant to accept the surrender of the Confederate Army at Appomattox in April of 1865. He would go on to become a four term governor of Maine and president of his college.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 Рік тому +25

    Simple History, you bring shame upon your house by forgetting the most famous Deadly Teacher of all: Socrates. The renowned Athenian philosopher was a veteran of the first ten years of the Peloponnesian War (431 - 404 BC) between Athens and Sparta. Serving as a hoplite in the Athenian army, he wore a light grey cloak (tribon), made from undyed wool or linen, and carried a staff (bakteria). His student Alcibiades, whose life Socrates saved during the Battle of Potidaea, recounted that he had extraordinary endurance during the winter of that campaign: "But he walked out in that weather, clad in just such a coat as he was always wont to wear, and he made his way more easily over the ice unshod than the rest of us did in our shoes." During the Athenian rout at the Battle of Delium, rather than flee, he he stood back to back with Laches (an Athenian general) and retreated in a composed manner, whistling as the Spartans pursued them. Not only could Socrates drink any man under the table, while seemingly unaffected by alcohol, but he also seemed to be immune to the numerous plagues that swept the city of Athens and its armies. He was also famous for his dedication to pondering. One day in camp, Socrates apparently became Immersed in some problem at dawn, he stood in the same spot considering it; and when he found it a tough one, he would not give it up but stood there considering it all day and into the night. After supper, the Ionians accompanying the army brought out their mattresses and rugs to see if he would go on standing all night too. He continued to stand in the same spot until dawn, then walked away after offering a prayer to the Sun.

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Рік тому +1

      Don't Forget *Plato* :
      According to at least some sources, Plato, the ancient Greek philosopher and founder of the first institution of higher learning in the Western world, was a two-time Olympic champion in pankration (a form of Mixed Martial Arts whose name means "all powers", and had as only rules "no gouging, no biting, and if you kill your opponent, you lose"). He certainly exhibits an intimate familiarity with the sport in some of his works, particularly the Laws. "Plato" is actually a nickname meaning "broad shoulders"-his real name was Aristocles. He was apparently a pretty burly guy, hence the nickname.

  • @theheretichammer
    @theheretichammer Рік тому +69

    Imagine if Mad Jack Churchill met the Mad Major during WW2.

    • @joeerickson516
      @joeerickson516 Рік тому +1

      "They would have been brothers in arms, against the Nazis in the year of nineteen forty-four during World, 🗺 War,💥 Two,2⃣ ✌?"

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D Рік тому +4

      They would have been committed to a looney bin lol

    • @joeerickson516
      @joeerickson516 Рік тому +4

      "Looney bin!?" 🚮 "for what, insanity?"

    • @redarogallo5154
      @redarogallo5154 Рік тому +2

      Yeah. Nazi's would hear bagpipes while a light airplane dives towards their tanks after which their commander gets shot by a barbed arrow and their tank blows up.

    • @ronniebringsplenty8519
      @ronniebringsplenty8519 Рік тому +1

      Most unstoppable duo in history.

  • @anoplolepisgracilipes
    @anoplolepisgracilipes Рік тому +31

    Never knew Teachers could be that “deadly”

  • @Jahr_1974
    @Jahr_1974 Рік тому +39

    Everyone knows the most dangerous teacher is "Baldi's Basics"

    • @Guessnought
      @Guessnought Рік тому

      Pol Pot probably has him beat as far as teachers go

  • @KingArthur0914
    @KingArthur0914 Рік тому +52

    I once had a science teacher who turned out to be a drug kingpin. Crazy story when I first found out.

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 Рік тому +49

    Bazooka Charlie's kill record was beaten by Bazooka Joe who choked his enemies with bubblegum.

  • @joeandseancooking
    @joeandseancooking Рік тому +14

    I pray to God none of my teachers ever learn how to use weapons like these guys

  • @jackdorsey4850
    @jackdorsey4850 Рік тому +11

    Also, Lizzy had a legal dream team including a former Ma. governor who appointed the judge who presided at the trial how convenient

  • @qubek533
    @qubek533 Рік тому +15

    My teacher is deadly probably. He can shoot a gun. There are other cool things about him, indeed he is the best history teacher I've ever seen, or maybe just the best teacher overall

  • @mateonunez7168
    @mateonunez7168 Рік тому +25

    My history teacher in 8th grade served as a green beret in Laos and Vietnam, he served 2-3 tours and was never shot but stabbed 7 times according to him and his scars but I don’t know much more than that.

    • @SwiftlySev
      @SwiftlySev Рік тому +2

      I can’t believe he all of his scars were stabbed 7 times.

    • @moustachio334
      @moustachio334 11 місяців тому

      I can't believe he told you the truth. Cia/green beret activities in those areas seem safeguarded.

  • @alanroberson9749
    @alanroberson9749 Рік тому +8

    Very good job fellows throughout the 4th bravest teacher week of said April!! Bravissimo. Bazooka Charlie is the bravest fatal teacher in WWII history dudes.

  • @collateral__damage
    @collateral__damage Рік тому +3

    There was a filipino teacher that fought the Japanese in ww2 alongside the allies
    She was known for slitting the throats of many Japanese people

  • @mat-mat101
    @mat-mat101 Рік тому +28

    Major Carpenter himself is one of the shining examples of mad lads

  • @Calm_Plier
    @Calm_Plier Рік тому +2

    LOL GEORGE S. PATTON HAHAHAHAHA very brave of you to include him

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +13

    I got a joke: I was Hungary 🇭🇺 so Iran 🇮🇷 to the store to get some Turkey 🇹🇷
    Which I cooked in Greece 🇬🇷,and served with a side of Chile 🇨🇱, which I ate with my friends Jordan 🇯🇴, Chad and Santiago (🇨🇱). I also ordered Iraq 🇮🇶 of ribs. Chad 🇹🇩 checked the ribs and said we shouldn’t eat it because there was Moldova 🇲🇩 it. Chad asked to the waitress, “Can I Belize 🇧🇿 have some chicken ribs?” “Sure.” Said the waitress, “I’ll go ahead and Serbia 🇷🇸 some.” Santiago asked for some coffee from the waitress as well. 15 minutes later, the ribs came and Chad ate the ribs. Santiago added some sugar to Sweden 🇸🇪 his coffee. Later the waiter was Russian 🇷🇺 to get our Czech 🇨🇿. Sudanly 🇸🇩we had Togo 🇹🇬 because we were Ghana 🇬🇭 get in trouble because we didn’t Finnish 🇫🇮paying. But I’ve Benin 🇧🇯 trouble before, there was Norway 🇳🇴 they were going to catch me, I Congo 🇨🇬🇨🇩 much faster than they can. Jordan said with satisfaction, “Oman 🇴🇲 the food was so good.” I was like “Yemen 🇾🇪.” We left the store/restaurant and went to my CAR 🇨🇫. I started my car and went to Home Depot to buy some BRICS 🇧🇷🇷🇺🇮🇳🇨🇳🇿🇦. While driving in the road, the Tehran (🇮🇷) to Home Depot was bumpy since the road was unfinnished (🇫🇮). This is a Helsinking (🇫🇮) experience the road. After Home Depot, I went to the furniture store to buy a recliner with an Ottoman 🇹🇷. After leaving the furniture store, I received a call from my daughter. “Hi daddy, Monaco 🇲🇨 to the mall with me and mommy?” Said Abby. “Sure sweetie,” I said. I went back home to the leave the BRICS and recliner. I went to my room quickly to put some Cologne (🇩🇪) and ran back to my CAR. She came out with my wife. “Sweetheart, Taiwan 🇹🇼 shoe and Thai 🇹🇭 the other.” Sofia (🇧🇬) said. “Ok mommy.” Said Abby. After Abby Thai-ed her shoes, they got in the car and I drove to the mall. When we arrived at the mall, we Romed (🇮🇹) around the store. At the food court, they opened a New Delhi (🇮🇳) where you can eat anything. My daughter went to the GameStop and she saw a splatoon 3 switch. “Daddy, I would like to buy this console. Kenya 🇰🇪 buy it Belize?” I said “Sweetie, not now it Kuwait 🇰🇼 for your birthday which is in a month.” “Awww!” Said Abby. I went walking down the mall with my family, and I saw there was a lottery booth. I saw that the Mega Million had Dublin (🇮🇪) the prize money. So I bought a ticket to bubble my numbers. When I turned in my mega million, turns out I won a Brazil-ion 🇧🇷 dollars. “Honey, I won the lottery!” I said. “You want?! I don’t Bolivia 🇧🇴.” Said Sofia. “Peru-ve it 🇵🇪!”. I showed my family the winning ticket and numbers. “You won the lottery daddy?! Woooo!” Screamed Abby. “Easy there Abby, Uganda 🇺🇬 cause a scene.” I said. I went to the Hugo Boss store and saw some clothes. I saw a really nice suit displayed but Israeli 🇮🇱 expensive. But I want it so I went to the fitting room to try it on. It fits me well and showed it to my family. It looked great and wanted to buy it since I need it for parties. Went back to the fitting room, and later went to the cashier to buy it. It costs me $1000 but don’t worry I’m going to be rich tomorrow. “Daddy, now that you won the lottery can I pls buy the switch?” Said Abby. “My friends have it and I want to play with them.” *Sigh* “Fine.” I said “But go with your mom.” I said. “Thank you daddy!” Said Abby. We all went to GameStop and I sat outside on the couch while my wife and Abby are in the GameStop. When they came back, they got the game. “What Tokyo (🇯🇵) so long in there?” I said. “There was a huge line in there.” Said Sofia. “Daddy, I’m hungry, can I get something to eat? I haven’t eaten anything at home.” Abby said. “Sure, sweetie. What would you like to eat?” I said. “I would like to eat some McDonald’s. I would like a de-Luxembourg-er 🇱🇺.” Abby said. There were some robbers trying to steal the mall. “Everyone on the floor!” Said a robber. Everyone was down, except one person who has Stockholm (🇸🇪) syndrome. The person with this syndrome, assisted the robbers. One of the robbers was carrying a Warsaw (🇵🇱) and he threatened to not move or he would Kiel (🇩🇪) anyone.
    Edit: Pls don’t get offended. Who are offended, Crimea River.
    Pls give me a Pole 🇵🇱 for more puns on countries and cities

    • @thememerr3
      @thememerr3 Рік тому +5

      i ain’t reading all that

    • @Sweeezs
      @Sweeezs Рік тому +1

      This is amazing 😂

    • @GlitchBugger
      @GlitchBugger Рік тому +2

      This is a copy paste.I saw this comment before on a different video

    • @Sweeezs
      @Sweeezs Рік тому

      @@GlitchBugger that’s a shame

  • @coolcars922
    @coolcars922 Рік тому +2

    Where’s Ted Kaczynski🤨

  • @minhquanphan5399
    @minhquanphan5399 Рік тому +3

    You can't forget about Nieves Fernandez! During WW2, The Philippines was under occupation of Japan. Before, Nieves was a Teacher for young students. Until the Japanese took away her job. The teacher would then carry her Bolo and will silently assassinate any Japanese that came her way. She freed Comfort women, and created a Gas Pipe Gang. They were equipped with Bolos, Gas Pipe Shotguns, and Grenades with Nails. Once the US arrived, they were surprised at how this group was led by her.

  • @warmite437
    @warmite437 Рік тому +2

    Joshua Lawrence chamberlain

  • @annwethenorth
    @annwethenorth Рік тому +4

    Well Rosie was a hero to women everywhere actually. Not just Americans , that's what makes her an icon. Women worked in all countries in the war.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Рік тому

      Not really a brag. Those munitions were sold to both side in ww2. So on behalf of Europe, thank your women for helping kill our women, children, disabled, elderly. Good job 👍

  • @mrfailure8897
    @mrfailure8897 Рік тому +1

    well speaking of deadly teachers pol pot was a teacher believe it or not who taught history, geography, and french literature major stuff the the Khmer rouge tried to purge

  •  Рік тому +1

    I wait for your video. I really like the videos. A big fan of you .❤❤

  • @Daniel4646
    @Daniel4646 Рік тому +3

    4:27 Charles Carpenter got REALLY famous with everyone. 😆😆

  • @Kermit_the_addict
    @Kermit_the_addict Рік тому +1

    This is how I imagine my history teacher

  • @smtoonentertainment
    @smtoonentertainment Рік тому +1

    Imagine if Mad Jack Churchill met the Mad Major during WW2.

    • @masterpython
      @masterpython Рік тому +1

      I really hope he met Joe Medicine Crow who became a War Chief in WWII

  • @lightinggamer2312
    @lightinggamer2312 Рік тому +2

    Just got back from a,bad day a school and saw this

  • @butcherbaker4258
    @butcherbaker4258 Рік тому +1

    This is why American is the best. There are plenty of patriotic talented people willing do do anything to start free. Only people who believe in communism you hare never seen communism.🇺🇲🙏🏻