if Technoblade joined Parkour Civilization
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- "that was easy..." - Technoblade
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if Technoblade was in Parkour Civilisation... hope you enjoy!
All money from this video will be donated to the Sarcoma Foundation - RIP Techno
Wait that’s so awesome electy props to you
@@BucsWins0208ye
Ur Sigma
Thanks for the vid for the Sarcoma Foundation!!
Rip techno
Over 2 years have gone by and people are still making videos about him. Technoblade truly never dies
25 years later "Hey, you remember that one UA-camr, Technoblade?"
"Who's that?"
This will be his legacy
@@ZWChan-vf8hzso ragebait then
Watching Parkour Civilization made me laugh even more at Techno's "parkour duel". It's basically the parkour equivalent of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
I laughed my ass off at that part XD
Wish there would be more parkour duels throughout this video
3:43 if Evbo had no plot armor
True
Nah technoblade is just that good
Technoblade is stronger than Evbo Plot armor
evbo still bucket clutched at the bottom
How did you get in parkour civilization?
what if technoblade was in parkour civilization❎️
what if technoblade was british ✅️
. . . Who is technoblade
@@DoomZenGamer Youre joking, right..?
@@Jonas-zedtler Who is technoblade
@@DoomZenGamer Technoblade was a Beloved UA-camr known for his humor and skill. the man didnt even take the fact he had cancer seriously
@@Jonas-zedtler Cool Stage five cancer?
“Aye let’s go *slightly better boots* “I swear Techno would say exactly that
Yeah he would lol
Grammar aint grammaring
Aye let’s go slightly better boots
It hey not aye
@@xiaoxuanpu Dont care
4:08 proof he did the clutch in 1st try XD
lmfao
you can use command to clear advancements 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
3:25 bro switched to PVP civilization 💀💀💀
0:37 WAIIIIT, the pros work, not the noobs
Noobs don't work
@y27k-cultmemberwork what?
@y27k-cultmember they dont, they only live
Also techno was wearing chain mail boots instead of leather
Because he's a fighter not a noob @@faddedreality6885
Expected to hate this but you got me with the block breaking at the start. This is actually perfect.
1:38 techno would absolutely say that
Technoblade domain expansion: PVP DUEL
so that's where pvp civ came from
@@kubakielbasa5987lore technally yes but no lol😂
Someone animate technoblades domain expand
cancer domain expansion: skin virus
@@TheUglyGooseling.
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Technoblade just fully bypassing laws about block breaking and just towering up. This is actually so accurate what the heck. Well done
Bro pulled out a triple Neo against a 2 block jump, that man just gave up and died
Ahh yes common sense his worst weakness 0:14
Oh no because it’s illegal frfr
This is real footage of techno qounquering heaven
💀
well that's escalated quickly for Evbo final Parkour Civilization episode
Technoblade meets Evbo at the champion’s throne
Evbo: I challenge you to a parkour duel!
Technoblade: DOMAIN EXPANSION! PVP DUEL!!!
Actually felt like a techno vid
Yeah, i could just HEAR him saying all these. At [1:29], [1:38], and [2:49] especially
1:03 "one block aeaeae"
y'know what happens they say. "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
Yer
What do u think check technoblades channel if he has not uploaded
but he died of cancer 😢
its his dad
2:01 The Legend's Best Words
k
More like most famous words
Techno having chain boots has some serious lore implications
Finally someone mentioned it.
If techno joined parkour civilization, he'd just parkour on the side decorations
2:34 that reminds me of that bill cipher moment where he says “oh no a tantrum whatever will I do about that HOW ABOUT THIS BOOM”
Alternate title: Parcour Civilization but Main Character has a brain
You miss spelled parkour
I like this one more then the original one
It’s parkor
@@emersongieselmann488its parkour dummy
but in the original parkour civilisation, evbo plays in the evil champion’s civilisation, and in this video this guy played evbo’s parkour civilisation
2:00 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
2:38 move type:
3 block neo jump
Damage: 909090 hearts or 1 creative player
3:07 the guy watching him:👁️👄👁️
Him just casually getting the caves and cliffs achievment 💀
TBH this felt more like a "If parkour cavillation was smart" video
No it's not.
1# Breaking and Placing blocks are illegal. Do that and you're punished with death
2# There's no farms in Noob level. The Parkour Pros strictly prohibit noobs from gaining too much food to prevent noobs from being able to sprint so they can't make the impossible jump.
3# There are no guns nor magical potatoes
4# You cannot bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. Only wuth Parkour.
Based N pfp
1:59 I thought you would say TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES
1:33 just completely ignoring the lore, classic i think
How so?
@@Spamton.No.1RatedSalesman1997well the lore shows that the hunger bar cant go above 3 bars. So u can't make a 3 block jump
@@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu it can, you just need to first nearly starve to get there, and he had plenty of food
@@Spamton.No.1RatedSalesman1997 the lore literally caps you from getting over 3 hunger bars
2:27 parkour duel? I thought it was a parkour battle?
Next tactic: water bucket wall scaling
I could be offended but i am pretty sure that's exactly what techno would do
when i first watched parkour civilization when he got the water bucket i figured why just not water bucket climb up the whole temple?
technoblade got reincranated into that world after he died
3:25
“Fruit destroyed me”
Seawatt, Skeppy Event, PvP
hold up... at 1:39 techno has chainmail boots, does this imply he was a parkour fighter?
Technoblade: 0:00 this isn't heaven...but it is mc
1:52 hopefully that was not dream
it was
3:04 dude was at loss for words. Imagen you giving a guy his pasport ad then dude just start floating up
Techno blade grew the Soviets most prized food… Potato’s
Even the knock back 999 potato
This is pretty bang on. Good job :)
This is more entertaining than the original parkour civilization lol
Idk About That.
Nah i think the original is better
are you serious?
No it ain’t
all its missing is a techno voice changer
The wait what in the parkour battle caught me off guard😂😂
i half expected this video to be shitting on techno's grave, but this slaps. keep it up :>
Technoblade never dies 🎉🎉❤
He will go "Ham" in PvP civilization I bet.
more vids like this pls its so funny
I thought evbo was the parkour god
*Champion.
Also this video is very inaccurate to the lore.
@@Thisguy0187 Looks like somebody hasn't watched Season 2 yet.
@@HalalBread1427
I've watched the whole thing.
Things that were inaccurate:
1#
There's no guns in Parkour Civilization.
2#
You don't bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. You bribe them with parkour.
3#
Parkour Noobs don't work. They only need to follow a daily parkour routine.
4#
There are no potatoe farms in the Noob level. Parkour Pros strictly forbid Parkour Noobs to gain too much food so they can't sprint jump. Nor are there magical potatoes with knockback 255.
5#
Any form of building and braking blocks will resort by sending the person to Parkour Prison.
6#
If Evbo is the Parkour Champion, no one, especially in the Noob level should still be following a daily parkour routine where they need to parkour for a piece of raw stake.
This was all highly disrespectful to what Evbo has built. If they wanted Technoblade to play in Parkour Civilization, they should've kept the old Parkour Champion who's a titrant that needs to be put down.. Not with Evbo who's already saved everyone. It's basically a self insert video now. Imagine Naruto, who worked so hard to become hokage, and a random new protagonist just zips by all your achievements and pushes you away as your mew replacement.
Very disrespectful.
Brother, this is a meme video and I can guarantee you that @Evbo would not be offended by it at all. It's not that deep.
@@HalalBread1427 Then why did you act like I didn't watch it? Because I did.
The only thing missing is his calm personality as he slowly murders everyone while talking to the chat
0:46 wait why can’t he see the top if he is a rank noob?
Cause techno is a god
Blood God privileges
The real answer is that when techno joins servers like this with special code, those code tends to break for whatever reason. You can see it a lot in his videos, and you can also see how he exploits these moments for funny content
skeppy’s failed troll attempts have trained techno perfectly for parkour civilization
Only technoblade and evbo could hit the jump for the beef
i never watched technoblade in my life
but they seem very cool
Nice Tribute!
The dozens of times I’ve done those parkours in EvboPK server, super nice vid
It's like watching techno again, thank you.
Techno was the GOAT
Fly high techno
not using the water bucket to climb, classic
1:16 techno gun
😂😂😂
we need pt2 else time will stop and all the atoms with combine together (what am i talking about, we just need pt 2)
Imagine being Evbo going through all of that then Technoblade just comes out of nowhere and kills you with a potato
''not even close'' thanks for the memories electy,RIP techno
thought this would be bad but it was actually good :thumbsup:
your ability to explain difficult concepts in an easy way is unparalleled!
My first thought upon finishing the (original parkour civilization) video was of Techno and his mastery of parkour back in the Minecraft Monday days...
RIP legend
if this was made after the parkour villain arc he definitely would have just done the diagonal jump and pointed out that now the villain can't win.
0:43 Bro Said "im gonna feed my family with this one"
Remember me? Also R.I.P Techno
Rip Technoblade you will hold a special place in my heart
shoulda shown him speed bridging, but other than that, you captured his 'nonchalantly zero fucks given' dry humor pretty well
parkour civilization but if the player was actually SMART for once
u could uss the water bucket to climb up since that time you were given one
That was hilarious - "lol a two block jump - what will I do" Tripple neo jump😂😂😂
We just missed him so bad aren't we?
"Hey (parkour) god, can i have a bell?"
Alright this is one of my favorite videos because i love techno and one of my favorite videos of all time are the parkour civilization
perfect well I really missed him😢
This is much more accurate than it needed to be
1:37 He would probably be born on the *LOST CIVILIZATION LEVEL* ™
You forgot the "NOOOOOOOOO" when falling down.
Technoblade never dies 😭❤❤
3:42 and this was how master evbo died
NO IM SORRY
*Champion.
Pakour Masters have Gold boots. The Diamond boots is for the Parkour Champion.
Wait what are doing get to work (technoblade) wait here take this alright man you can pass 😂😂😂😂
He would probably manage to do a 16 block 3600000 degrees turn diagonal vertical jump whilst sneaking, slowness 16, and being inside cobwebs.
we need part 2
heis finaly uploading
This video is funny specially the pvp duel🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Technoblade Never Die
Interact in peace😢
Well now that PvP civilization came out.. this is ironic.
Omg this makes me much more miss him
Hey its time for your daily foo *techno just pushes the guy* AAAA
Rest in peace technoblade😢😢
Bro sounds like Evbo but extra Australian.
4:17 really 🙄😒🙄😒🤨
Just climb the wall via water
He can see other levels from the start because he is already a parkuor god.
3:20 seawatt from froggydude
Bro seawatt is form his own channel