Watching Parkour Civilization made me laugh even more at Techno's "parkour duel". It's basically the parkour equivalent of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
My brain was translating in real time Techno's interpreter's voice to actual Techno's voice, and it was pretty much how he would have done it. Oh, how cool it would be his reaction to Parkour Civilization. Rest In Peace.
but in the original parkour civilisation, evbo plays in the evil champion’s civilisation, and in this video this guy played evbo’s parkour civilisation
No it's not. 1# Breaking and Placing blocks are illegal. Do that and you're punished with death 2# There's no farms in Noob level. The Parkour Pros strictly prohibit noobs from gaining too much food to prevent noobs from being able to sprint so they can't make the impossible jump. 3# There are no guns nor magical potatoes 4# You cannot bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. Only wuth Parkour.
Not only do the chainmail boots imply a deeper lore implication along with the fact Technoblade can't see the bedrock barrier separating the different classes of the parkour civilization world means Technoblade was already destined for greatness since his humble beginnings as a parkour noob. Technoblade never dies!!
techno doing diagonal jumps on the noob level, him getting both the chicken AND the beef after spleefing the pro guy all this in the first 43 seconds and i can already tell this is accurate
My first thought upon finishing the (original parkour civilization) video was of Techno and his mastery of parkour back in the Minecraft Monday days... RIP legend
@@HalalBread1427 I've watched the whole thing. Things that were inaccurate: 1# There's no guns in Parkour Civilization. 2# You don't bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. You bribe them with parkour. 3# Parkour Noobs don't work. They only need to follow a daily parkour routine. 4# There are no potatoe farms in the Noob level. Parkour Pros strictly forbid Parkour Noobs to gain too much food so they can't sprint jump. Nor are there magical potatoes with knockback 255. 5# Any form of building and braking blocks will resort by sending the person to Parkour Prison. 6# If Evbo is the Parkour Champion, no one, especially in the Noob level should still be following a daily parkour routine where they need to parkour for a piece of raw stake. This was all highly disrespectful to what Evbo has built. If they wanted Technoblade to play in Parkour Civilization, they should've kept the old Parkour Champion who's a titrant that needs to be put down.. Not with Evbo who's already saved everyone. It's basically a self insert video now. Imagine Naruto, who worked so hard to become hokage, and a random new protagonist just zips by all your achievements and pushes you away as your mew replacement. Very disrespectful.
0:29 because I’m a parkour noob and daily tasks are only for pros and masters I’m not sure what the unknown level is, but I think they would also have daily tasks not noobs pro or god also I consider God and pro as level no also don’t ask how I know the parkour god is real because most masters don’t see him
![Minecraft but I join a CIVILIZATION WAR [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/plIHT5ACfxw/mqdefault.jpg)
All money from this video will be donated to the Sarcoma Foundation - RIP Techno
Wait that’s so awesome electy props to you
@@BucsWins0208ye
Ur Sigma
Thanks for the vid for the Sarcoma Foundation!!
Rip techno
Over 2 years have gone by and people are still making videos about him. Technoblade truly never dies
25 years later "Hey, you remember that one UA-camr, Technoblade?"
"Who's that?"
This will be his legacy
@@ZWChan-vf8hzso ragebait then
He will always be in our hearts
Technoblade is a legend and legends are never forgotten
True
what if technoblade was in parkour civilization❎️
what if technoblade was british ✅️
. . . Who is technoblade
@@DoomZenGamer Youre joking, right..?
@@Jonas-zedtler Who is technoblade
@@DoomZenGamer Technoblade was a Beloved UA-camr known for his humor and skill. the man didnt even take the fact he had cancer seriously
@@Jonas-zedtler Cool Stage five cancer?
Watching Parkour Civilization made me laugh even more at Techno's "parkour duel". It's basically the parkour equivalent of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
I laughed my ass off at that part XD
Wish there would be more parkour duels throughout this video
Yahiamice thumbnail lol
“Aye let’s go *slightly better boots* “I swear Techno would say exactly that
Yeah he would lol
Grammar aint grammaring
Aye let’s go slightly better boots
It hey not aye
@@xiaoxuanpu Dont care
Techno having chain boots has some serious lore implications
Finally someone mentioned it.
4:08 proof he did the clutch in 1st try XD
lmfao
you can use command to clear advancements 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
3:43 if Evbo had no plot armor
True
Nah technoblade is just that good
Technoblade is stronger than Evbo Plot armor
evbo still bucket clutched at the bottom
How did you get in parkour civilization?
1:38 techno would absolutely say that
Technoblade domain expansion: PVP DUEL
so that's where pvp civ came from
@@kubakielbasa5987lore technally yes but no lol😂
Someone animate technoblades domain expand
cancer domain expansion: skin virus
@@TheUglyGooseling.
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0:37 WAIIIIT, the pros work, not the noobs
Noobs don't work
@y27k-cultmemberwork what?
@y27k-cultmember they dont, they only live
Also techno was wearing chain mail boots instead of leather
Because he's a fighter not a noob @@faddedreality6885
Expected to hate this but you got me with the block breaking at the start. This is actually perfect.
3:25 bro switched to PVP civilization 💀💀💀
He is playong the wrong game
Bro pulled out a triple Neo against a 2 block jump, that man just gave up and died
Technoblade just fully bypassing laws about block breaking and just towering up. This is actually so accurate what the heck. Well done
well that's escalated quickly for Evbo final Parkour Civilization episode
Ahh yes common sense his worst weakness 0:14
Oh no because it’s illegal frfr
If techno joined parkour civilization, he'd just parkour on the side decorations
3:51 that HEH? Is exactly how techno would have said it lmao
This is real footage of techno qounquering heaven
💀
Actually felt like a techno vid
Yeah, i could just HEAR him saying all these. At [1:29], [1:38], and [2:49] especially
@@BooTheEater 02:00 too
1:03 "one block aeaeae"
ææà
Technoblade meets Evbo at the champion’s throne
Evbo: I challenge you to a parkour duel!
Technoblade: DOMAIN EXPANSION! PVP DUEL!!!
(3:45) I love the "wait a minute... I just lost the BOOTS" XD very nostalgic of his old skywars videos :D)
My brain was translating in real time Techno's interpreter's voice to actual Techno's voice, and it was pretty much how he would have done it. Oh, how cool it would be his reaction to Parkour Civilization. Rest In Peace.
hold up... at 1:39 techno has chainmail boots, does this imply he was a parkour fighter?
yes
2:34 that reminds me of that bill cipher moment where he says “oh no a tantrum whatever will I do about that HOW ABOUT THIS BOOM”
Maybe you should’ve put time baby somewhere I had to think a little
If techno blade joins parkour civilization he will be the parkour god
3:04 dude was at loss for words. Imagen you giving a guy his pasport ad then dude just start floating up
2:01 The Legend's Best Words
k
More like most famous words
Alternate title: Parcour Civilization but Main Character has a brain
You miss spelled parkour
I like this one more then the original one
It’s parkor
@@emersongieselmann488its parkour dummy
but in the original parkour civilisation, evbo plays in the evil champion’s civilisation, and in this video this guy played evbo’s parkour civilisation
TBH this felt more like a "If parkour cavillation was smart" video
No it's not.
1# Breaking and Placing blocks are illegal. Do that and you're punished with death
2# There's no farms in Noob level. The Parkour Pros strictly prohibit noobs from gaining too much food to prevent noobs from being able to sprint so they can't make the impossible jump.
3# There are no guns nor magical potatoes
4# You cannot bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. Only wuth Parkour.
Based N pfp
Not only do the chainmail boots imply a deeper lore implication along with the fact Technoblade can't see the bedrock barrier separating the different classes of the parkour civilization world means Technoblade was already destined for greatness since his humble beginnings as a parkour noob.
Technoblade never dies!!
3:07 the guy watching him:👁️👄👁️
Him just casually getting the caves and cliffs achievment 💀
Ngl Technoblade would steamroll through Parkour Civilization without breaking a sweat 😊
2:38 move type:
3 block neo jump
Damage: 909090 hearts or 1 creative player
I see no god up here
EXCEPT FOR TECHNOBLADE
3:04 I love how just that creeper guy looks
1:33 just completely ignoring the lore, classic i think
How so?
@@TheWooperDudewell the lore shows that the hunger bar cant go above 3 bars. So u can't make a 3 block jump
@@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu it can, you just need to first nearly starve to get there, and he had plenty of food
@@TheWooperDude the lore literally caps you from getting over 3 hunger bars
1:59 I thought you would say TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES
I was about to say that
techno doing diagonal jumps on the noob level, him getting both the chicken AND the beef after spleefing the pro guy
all this in the first 43 seconds and i can already tell this is accurate
can't believe it took me 4 watches to realize techno started with chainmail boots. thus why he could get more food
3:25
“Fruit destroyed me”
Seawatt, Skeppy Event, PvP
Next tactic: water bucket wall scaling
skeppy’s failed troll attempts have trained techno perfectly for parkour civilization
3:09 bro he has gold boot
2:00 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
technoblade got reincranated into that world after he died
1:16 "Fuck it, we gun"
0:41 yeah WHAT KIND OF PESANT WAS THAT
He would probably manage to do a 16 block 3600000 degrees turn diagonal vertical jump whilst sneaking, slowness 16, and being inside cobwebs.
4:16
the water bucket is just being ignored over here
I could be offended but i am pretty sure that's exactly what techno would do
My first thought upon finishing the (original parkour civilization) video was of Techno and his mastery of parkour back in the Minecraft Monday days...
RIP legend
1:52 hopefully that was not dream
it was
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIP Blood God ❤
1:01 jump for the chicken or æææ
2:27 parkour duel? I thought it was a parkour battle?
Nice Tribute!
I thought evbo was the parkour god
*Champion.
Also this video is very inaccurate to the lore.
@@Thisguy0187 Looks like somebody hasn't watched Season 2 yet.
@@HalalBread1427
I've watched the whole thing.
Things that were inaccurate:
1#
There's no guns in Parkour Civilization.
2#
You don't bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. You bribe them with parkour.
3#
Parkour Noobs don't work. They only need to follow a daily parkour routine.
4#
There are no potatoe farms in the Noob level. Parkour Pros strictly forbid Parkour Noobs to gain too much food so they can't sprint jump. Nor are there magical potatoes with knockback 255.
5#
Any form of building and braking blocks will resort by sending the person to Parkour Prison.
6#
If Evbo is the Parkour Champion, no one, especially in the Noob level should still be following a daily parkour routine where they need to parkour for a piece of raw stake.
This was all highly disrespectful to what Evbo has built. If they wanted Technoblade to play in Parkour Civilization, they should've kept the old Parkour Champion who's a titrant that needs to be put down.. Not with Evbo who's already saved everyone. It's basically a self insert video now. Imagine Naruto, who worked so hard to become hokage, and a random new protagonist just zips by all your achievements and pushes you away as your mew replacement.
Very disrespectful.
Brother, this is a meme video and I can guarantee you that @Evbo would not be offended by it at all. It's not that deep.
@@HalalBread1427 Then why did you act like I didn't watch it? Because I did.
1:16 techno gun
😂😂😂
Techno blade grew the Soviets most prized food… Potato’s
Even the knock back 999 potato
''not even close'' thanks for the memories electy,RIP techno
Technoblade never dies 🎉🎉❤
The wait what in the parkour battle caught me off guard😂😂
You should add a " wait a minute counter " 😂
Uhhh.... Wait a minute 🤔😂
This is more entertaining than the original parkour civilization lol
Idk About That.
Nah i think the original is better
are you serious?
No it ain’t
all its missing is a techno voice changer
Technoblade: 0:00 this isn't heaven...but it is mc
Perfection. Greater cinema than even Parkour Civilization. If only Techno were here to appreciate it...
more vids like this pls its so funny
He will go "Ham" in PvP civilization I bet.
Rip Technoblade you will hold a special place in my heart
not using the water bucket to climb, classic
Rip legend
3:19 parkor civilization ❌ pvp civilization ✅
They switched the names instead of it being parkour battle and PVP dual is parkour dual and PVP Battle
i half expected this video to be shitting on techno's grave, but this slaps. keep it up :>
0:43 Bro Said "im gonna feed my family with this one"
0:29 because I’m a parkour noob and daily tasks are only for pros and masters I’m not sure what the unknown level is, but I think they would also have daily tasks not noobs pro or god also I consider God and pro as level no also don’t ask how I know the parkour god is real because most masters don’t see him
heis finaly uploading
This is pretty bang on. Good job :)
Only technoblade and evbo could hit the jump for the beef
when i first watched parkour civilization when he got the water bucket i figured why just not water bucket climb up the whole temple?
The dozens of times I’ve done those parkours in EvboPK server, super nice vid
Techno was the GOAT
Fly high techno
3:03 Creeper dude: MAN REALLY ?!
4:17 really 🙄😒🙄😒🤨
Just climb the wall via water
The only thing missing is his calm personality as he slowly murders everyone while talking to the chat
3:42 and this was how master evbo died
NO IM SORRY
*Champion.
Pakour Masters have Gold boots. The Diamond boots is for the Parkour Champion.
British Technoblade can’t hurt you
British Technoblade:
1:27 it’s impossible to have over 3 hunger in parkour civilization he said that in the video. It’s capped.
That is the case when you have leather boots. He doesn't though?
Yeah you can pretty much tell they watch parkour civilization through parody and not the original ones
@@bettergang2004he does have leather boots in the part i was showing. he just ignored the cap.
In the rank up scene he has chain boots 1:37
@@grittedbro he had chainmail boots, not leather boots.
we need part 2
Wait what are doing get to work (technoblade) wait here take this alright man you can pass 😂😂😂😂
parkour civilization but if the player was actually SMART for once
u could uss the water bucket to climb up since that time you were given one
we need pt2 else time will stop and all the atoms with combine together (what am i talking about, we just need pt 2)
your ability to explain difficult concepts in an easy way is unparalleled!
Hey its time for your daily foo *techno just pushes the guy* AAAA
Remember me? Also R.I.P Techno