GEOFF NORCOTT: I BLAME THE PARENTS | COMEDY SPECIAL

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @Dangerousdaze
    @Dangerousdaze Рік тому +54

    I saw a meme that perfectly describes how we've become dumbed-down over the years, especially when it comes to cars. Owner's manuals back in the day used to explain how to adjust valve timing. Now, they have warnings not to drink the washer fluid.

    • @philiprowney
      @philiprowney Рік тому +1

      We moved to overhead cams with hydraulic followers, no adjustment there. [ proves his own point 🤣 ]

    • @onevastanus
      @onevastanus 9 місяців тому +1

      I saw a meme lol...

    • @Dangerousdaze
      @Dangerousdaze 9 місяців тому +1

      @@onevastanus Thanks for your inspirational contribution! Well done you!

    • @onevastanus
      @onevastanus 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Dangerousdaze Did you copy that from a meme?

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 місяців тому

      We've got a walking meme here lads!😮

  • @donaldjohnrobinson6531
    @donaldjohnrobinson6531 Рік тому +12

    Best British comedian I've seen since COVID-19 , very good observation comedian.

  • @robddickinson4217
    @robddickinson4217 Рік тому +9

    Absolutely first class, my favourite comic of the moment.

  • @richardknowles4200
    @richardknowles4200 Рік тому +29

    Really great comedian who tells it from a different perspective. Certainly worth watching live on his tours.

  • @ivornestegg1524
    @ivornestegg1524 Рік тому +7

    Seriously funny guy ... can't wait to see him in Spalding !

  • @summercoat
    @summercoat 8 місяців тому +5

    Looking like we’ve been tasered. 🤣😂🤣

  • @Knaveofspades6
    @Knaveofspades6 24 дні тому +1

    I love this. ❤️

  • @72secondprize
    @72secondprize Рік тому +13

    Always nice to hear a comedian where Donald Trump's hair isn't a punch line.

    • @alexevansuk
      @alexevansuk 9 місяців тому +1

      Aud Geoff keeps quite about hairlines.

    • @amberswafford9305
      @amberswafford9305 9 місяців тому +1

      Tbf, he didn’t do much to not help those jokes.

    • @seanmurphy8312
      @seanmurphy8312 9 місяців тому +1

      President Trumps' hair is a glorious lions mane.🇺🇲🤠🇺🇲

    • @amberswafford9305
      @amberswafford9305 9 місяців тому +1

      @@seanmurphy8312 It may well be but it’s still one of the more ridiculously memorable coiffures I’ve ever sat eyes upon. 🤷🏻‍♀️ As long as he’s happy w it & he must be, I don’t reckon the state of his hair is anybody’s damn business but his own.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 місяців тому +2

      It's all his own! All his own, I'll tell you! And his hands are not an indicator. So shoosh.

  • @BigEnglishStandup
    @BigEnglishStandup Рік тому +3

    One of the best out there, surely.

  • @nunobhgmcb5287
    @nunobhgmcb5287 4 місяці тому +4

    This is like a British version of Bill Burr.
    Love it.

  • @flagpoleeip
    @flagpoleeip Рік тому +19

    Excellent. thought I'd never get to see this as i couldn't get there and i'm too tight to pony up for patreon, despite geoff being one of my favourite comedians

  • @angelsackson
    @angelsackson Рік тому +4

    Good to see you back on UA-cam mate!

  • @frank__reynolds
    @frank__reynolds Рік тому +3

    Great memories of an excellent night. Looking forward to this year's tour...

  • @roberttreston9385
    @roberttreston9385 5 місяців тому +3

    Very good 🎉

  • @lonewolfandcub668
    @lonewolfandcub668 Рік тому +1

    My hometown Southend, yes.
    Sad missed it

  • @helenromanelli2544
    @helenromanelli2544 Рік тому +2

    guy is seriously funny--and so true to life...

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 Рік тому +2

    'Do the Truffle Shuffle!!' That was hilarious in a brilliant film.

  • @Bader1940
    @Bader1940 Рік тому +2

    Saw him a couple of times last year (Dorking, Crawley). Bloody good nights!

  • @frenchenstein
    @frenchenstein Рік тому +2

    🌟So much fun. Still chuckling in 2023🌟

  • @ommk9650
    @ommk9650 Рік тому +3

    Saw in Milton Keynes and Huntingdon.
    Got tickets for the new show at Milton Keynes... Looking forward to it 👍

  • @georgechicago3498
    @georgechicago3498 Рік тому +3

    Brilliant.

  • @jonny6330
    @jonny6330 Рік тому +6

    Seriously funny guy, great live.

  • @kristinarandall5428
    @kristinarandall5428 Рік тому +2

    Sharp and clever!! 😂❤😂😂😂😂

  • @liamfisher4191
    @liamfisher4191 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for sharing....great stuff

  • @kateearly6849
    @kateearly6849 Рік тому +6

    Very, very funny, clever observations - I thought it was just my grandad who became a heavy drinker after WW2!

  • @cykr0s
    @cykr0s Рік тому +3

    Mermaid of the duvet is absolute gold.

  • @stevecalder6180
    @stevecalder6180 Рік тому +14

    seen Geoff live a couple of times, very funny guy, and an excellent video :-)

  • @nicdoye
    @nicdoye Рік тому +4

    Saw this in Maidenhead. Absolutely brilliant. 😂

  • @DM-it2ch
    @DM-it2ch Рік тому +2

    Brilliant as ever!!

  • @stevebrown8163
    @stevebrown8163 Рік тому

    Thank you

  • @samoharachilds
    @samoharachilds Рік тому +1

    Fine work

  • @TuRo-Maserati
    @TuRo-Maserati Рік тому +3

    Brilliant Mr. N, your best yet.....ps as ever, I loved the 2 or 3 neg comments of crackpottery amongst a sea of superlatives..........'I turned it right off' my favourite 😅

  • @adrianmeyer2157
    @adrianmeyer2157 Рік тому +2

    Quality Geoff.

  • @stephenbullivant5908
    @stephenbullivant5908 Рік тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @smiffyd4041
    @smiffyd4041 Рік тому

    Really enjoyed this 👌

  • @AlisonGranger-s5z
    @AlisonGranger-s5z 9 місяців тому

    Great stuff.

  • @suttonelms1
    @suttonelms1 Рік тому

    Very good.

  • @scotlandsuper9235
    @scotlandsuper9235 Рік тому +2

    Very funny.

  • @mmartin4978
    @mmartin4978 Рік тому +1

    Cannot believe peoples bad manners being on their phones at a live gig

  • @DKCC-x1x
    @DKCC-x1x 2 місяці тому

    More like a plumber 😂

  • @Bandanko
    @Bandanko Рік тому

    Prolly get truss next.... prophetic

  • @mrpicky1868
    @mrpicky1868 Рік тому

    how did google make subtitles to this is a true miracle

  • @gavinjones8543
    @gavinjones8543 Рік тому

    Top Drawer!

  • @jamiecameron9089
    @jamiecameron9089 Рік тому

    Awesome 😂

  • @johnnycombs6570
    @johnnycombs6570 Рік тому

    Tip Top!!!

  • @dsharpmarketing
    @dsharpmarketing Рік тому

    Great show. Is he doing this years fringe?

  • @rjflores438
    @rjflores438 Рік тому +4

    You no something is wrong with youtube when you cant see the numbers of likes. I cant seem to think why!

    • @ChorltonandtheWheelies
      @ChorltonandtheWheelies Рік тому +1

      @rjflores438. That's weird? Is it UA-cam that has done that then? Or can the uploader turn them off? I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have said but I can't remember ever seeing that before ( unless I just haven't noticed!) Would be interested to know 🙂

  • @Dob.nbr1
    @Dob.nbr1 Рік тому

    Top man

  • @bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

    I turned up at the wrong thing once. Ended up married to it for 9 years! Shoulda just bought her a house and saved time!

  • @sneed472
    @sneed472 Рік тому +1

    nice

  • @odt4492
    @odt4492 Рік тому +1

    "....ba-ba...?

  • @jayjaydubful
    @jayjaydubful Рік тому

    Re orgasms- I reckon they vary wildly person to person & I've witnessed male orgasms that last for ages & look full body crazy & they say that their soul left their body & returned again . Whereas for other blokes it's like just a little shudder.

  • @meh3247
    @meh3247 Рік тому

    I blame your parents too Geoffrey.

  • @davidwanstall4670
    @davidwanstall4670 Рік тому

    😎👍

  • @davidsharpe7869
    @davidsharpe7869 7 місяців тому

  • @tomriley6957
    @tomriley6957 4 місяці тому

    Two "F"'s within first 30 seconds, Very Intelligent !!

  • @Larsbor
    @Larsbor 9 місяців тому +1

    Looks like a Gervais lookalike from distance ..

  • @EllaGreenn
    @EllaGreenn 3 місяці тому

    Prophetic comedy
    14:30 The Keir fear. Whatever he's talking about it looks like he's doing so under duress from IS.
    That's not so funny anymore now, is it 😅

  • @philiphudgens4726
    @philiphudgens4726 Рік тому +1

    I love you Geoff - 'not in a gay way though...no you're not a a big fat gruff hairy bear, they're my type!
    Pls appear on 'The Football's On' more often - those other guest comedians are utter shite!

  • @johnmunro4952
    @johnmunro4952 Рік тому +3

    Hope the next act is funnier.

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 Рік тому +1

    Ummmmm. no thanks. nope.

  • @nathanaelstunt7317
    @nathanaelstunt7317 Рік тому +4

    Can anyone tell me where the jokes are?

    • @martinheath5947
      @martinheath5947 Рік тому +3

      I doubt it

    • @teddyirons8240
      @teddyirons8240 Рік тому +7

      He doesn't tell jokes, he's just says funny things. Maybe it went over your head.

    • @nathanaelstunt7317
      @nathanaelstunt7317 Рік тому +1

      @@teddyirons8240 Can you tell me where the funny things that he said are?

    • @teddyirons8240
      @teddyirons8240 Рік тому +5

      @@nathanaelstunt7317 Yeah, when the audience laughed, that's generally accepted as the funny parts. The fact that he defines himself as a bit right wing, perhaps prevents you from seeing the funny side of what he says.

    • @nathanaelstunt7317
      @nathanaelstunt7317 Рік тому

      @@teddyirons8240 - 😆 good one. In fact two! Advocating both social and political flock-like behaviour. Are you here all week?

  • @SiLatics56
    @SiLatics56 Рік тому +1

    I've read this guy's book and to be honest, that wasn't the best thing I've read but it was certainly competitive. It is however better than his stand up in my opinion. I agree with quite a bit of what he says but I just think he looks too 'normal' to be funny. Certain people were born to be funny but Geoff Norcott looks and sounds like he was born to fix car engines.

  • @helenbaker2614
    @helenbaker2614 Рік тому

    I remember turning up in a service station with a flat tyre and 4 men in a car next to me watched me change the tyre. Not 1 of them helped.......probably didn`t know what to do

  • @MegaEssexboy1
    @MegaEssexboy1 Рік тому

    Good but still not edgy enough

  • @nathanbennett1711
    @nathanbennett1711 4 місяці тому

    I can’t remember ever being so bored. How have things got so bad that people find him funny?

  • @alihart
    @alihart Рік тому +4

    Jesus, this is poor. Pub bore at 7.00 most evenings. Good that people enjoy it but what dull material

  • @mquigley3348
    @mquigley3348 Рік тому +3

    You are to comedy what Kate and Jerry McCann are to babysitting.

    • @Bingo12331
      @Bingo12331 Рік тому +5

      If you don’t like it, why watch it?

    • @duncefunce1513
      @duncefunce1513 Рік тому +4

      A murderer? That's a compliment in stand-up.

    • @Tezzzaaa
      @Tezzzaaa Рік тому +5

      You are to The comments section what Jimmy Saville is to ChildLine.

    • @MrBuffalo2
      @MrBuffalo2 Рік тому +1

      Not f...king funny mate..

    • @mquigley3348
      @mquigley3348 Рік тому

      @@MrBuffalo2 You would know

  • @LouisFriend-tk8gl
    @LouisFriend-tk8gl Рік тому +1

    Oooh. How edgy.🙄

    • @GeoffNorcott
      @GeoffNorcott  Рік тому +6

      Who said anything about edgy? If you compare my views to societies in general I’m the least edgy bloke on the circuit!

    • @LouisFriend-tk8gl
      @LouisFriend-tk8gl Рік тому +2

      @@GeoffNorcott and the least funny.

    • @GeoffNorcott
      @GeoffNorcott  Рік тому +5

      @@LouisFriend-tk8gl yes good one 👍

    • @charlytaylor1748
      @charlytaylor1748 Рік тому +2

      Tell us a joke

  • @UPTHETOWN
    @UPTHETOWN Рік тому +1

    Nah, not for me. I can understand the idea, most comedy is left wing these days, but this guy just isn't very funny

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger Рік тому +3

      You are very much in the minority, as you can see from the comments.

  • @davidjames-maddaford4531
    @davidjames-maddaford4531 Рік тому +1

    Three “F”’s word within one minute. Took you right off. I do not invite swearing into my home. Get rid of the puerile humour and I might invite you back.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 місяців тому

      I hope you don't read the bible...

    • @davidjames-maddaford4531
      @davidjames-maddaford4531 8 місяців тому

      @@zeldagoblin Which part of the Bible? The first and true part of which to live a thorough and complete life from or the second and the testament to the life of Jesus? Neither refer to Geoff Norcott and this video. My issue is that within modern society everyone believes (incorrectly) that they have the right(s) (of which I do not refer to the law in this aspect) to do or be anything. I have seen this performer of wit before; this time I found hime distasteful… Simple