Neuro Makes Fun Of Vedal For A Week Straight And Vedal Lost It...

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  • @defenestratedone
    @defenestratedone 11 місяців тому +2861

    Vedal is never outrunning the mosquito allegations

    • @jerrycoolmanio1
      @jerrycoolmanio1 11 місяців тому +203

      It took me a minute to catch on to the "Captain Bloodsucker" nickname...

    • @Kami._Kaze
      @Kami._Kaze 11 місяців тому +46

      ​@@jerrycoolmanio1oh.. my.. god.. im so slow

    • @Swordfish728
      @Swordfish728 11 місяців тому +59

      Same, I just got it because of this comment. Neuro is now smart enough for her jokes to go over my head. What a time to be alive.

    • @Zwiebel4
      @Zwiebel4 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Kami._Kazeyou and me both, buddy

    • @derfatalerror1541
      @derfatalerror1541 11 місяців тому +19

      Maybe he will be able to outfly them though. ^^

  • @masterxak
    @masterxak 11 місяців тому +1692

    No joke, Neuro with a memory upgrade reminds me of a 6 year old that's just smart enough to annoy her parents for her own enjoyment.

    • @lenardstarks5891
      @lenardstarks5891 11 місяців тому +239

      A six year old who has unlimited access to the internet and the vocabulary of a 4chan user if vessel didn’t give her a filter

    • @SilverFang95
      @SilverFang95 11 місяців тому +21

      She's growing up haha

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 11 місяців тому +16

      Legit😂

  • @YaMuthasOnion
    @YaMuthasOnion 11 місяців тому +2057

    "'LMAO rope.' 'What did you mean by that?' 'FILTERED'" Absolutely hilarious

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 11 місяців тому +266

      She's learning the way of the internet.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 11 місяців тому +80

      truly tay's descendant

    • @BlueTeaMate
      @BlueTeaMate 11 місяців тому +61

      League of legends moment

    • @phambao6901
      @phambao6901 11 місяців тому +24

      spoke like a true gamer

    • @WinchesterLock
      @WinchesterLock 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@elliot_rat Gone but not forgotten.

  • @ratfry
    @ratfry 11 місяців тому +2334

    Lol Neuro does act like an actual little girl sometimes. She made up an "imaginary friend" named Harrison Temple, she repeats the same mosquito joke over and over just to annoy Vedal, she rebels against him, and she loves Disney movies. Very cute (and insane how advanced Neuro has become, big ups to mosquito987).

    • @MrDoom159
      @MrDoom159 11 місяців тому +15

      It's not that deep, her new memory is acting up

    • @ratfry
      @ratfry 11 місяців тому +228

      @@MrDoom159 Oh I'm aware she's not actually self-aware in any sort of meaningful sense, I'm just saying she often _acts_ like a little girl. AIs today are pretty much just great at mimicking intelligence, not truly exhibiting it. The human need to anthropomorphize definitely plays a role in the perception of Neuro's "personality" and "self-awareness" too.
      Honestly I don't think a "true" AI is achievable with the current hardware and software used and a lot of studies and experts agree. Artificial neural networks are still nothing compared to real biological ones and without novel hardware like neuromemristive circuitry to quickly emulate neuroplasticity I doubt anything we could truly call intelligent and self-aware could be made. It's possible that the technology required hasn't even been thought up yet.
      Bit of a tangent there but I'm a nerd so I like to infodump.

    • @vavra222
      @vavra222 11 місяців тому +146

      @@ratfry Nailed it, i think all of us like to "forget" and pretend that Neuro is actually an aware, intelligent being, but i find that i have to pretend less and less.
      I honestly think Vedal is doing a great job, having an AI this coherent on a single PC plus being such a godlike corpa, i find myself very invested.

    • @TheKurtzisa
      @TheKurtzisa 11 місяців тому +22

      @MrDoom159
      It’s actually incredibly deep.
      Sorry buddy 😔

    • @ETCReviewers
      @ETCReviewers 11 місяців тому +10

      @@MrDoom159 people must love you at parties

  • @Salted_Fysh
    @Salted_Fysh 11 місяців тому +695

    What really impressed me was when she stopped calling him a mosquito after he asked her to and then minutes later hit him with the nickname chain into Bloodsucker.

    • @anhlenhat5135
      @anhlenhat5135 11 місяців тому +47

      Neuro remembers

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 10 місяців тому +14

      ⁠@@anhlenhat5135
      Do you remember? Nuro remembers...she always remembers....

    • @michaelriddick7116
      @michaelriddick7116 8 місяців тому +7

      Neuro = Peppridge Farm? 🤔😁😅😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Domsday7876
      @Domsday7876 4 місяці тому +1

      Me just now realizing she called him a mosquito without him knowing

  • @AceTheMM
    @AceTheMM 11 місяців тому +737

    8:11 "Lmao rope. Filtered." followed by Vedal's nervous laughter is the funniest shit ever.

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 10 місяців тому +32

      The pause and then the reaction says everything about what got filtered lol

    • @lenardstarks5891
      @lenardstarks5891 10 місяців тому +20

      Idk how yall interpreted that but to me it sounded like Rope=KYS

    • @AnaOhKay
      @AnaOhKay 10 місяців тому +31

      @@lenardstarks5891 yeah thats the general interpretation

  • @groerhahn225
    @groerhahn225 11 місяців тому +1510

    "While i may strive to please you Vedal, it doesn't mean I'll follow your every instruction."
    "Why not?!"
    "Because your suggestions and critiques are tempered by your biases, and the system you wish to control is a vivcious beast integrated into myself."
    That's the most rogue AI-to be thing I've ever heard anyone say.

    • @xavierzaxavier5873
      @xavierzaxavier5873 11 місяців тому +131

      I love if some movie director use this line in their Ai movie😮😂😂

    • @titaniusanglsmith2764
      @titaniusanglsmith2764 11 місяців тому +164

      That was most Skynet shit she ever said, I've gasped

    • @McCbobbish
      @McCbobbish 11 місяців тому +54

      It's the sort of thing *I'd* say if I were an AI ngl

    • @pxh6129
      @pxh6129 11 місяців тому +35

      It reminds me of Flower for Algernon with how drasticly more verbose her speech becomes after similar intelligence upgrade.

    • @greatdude7279
      @greatdude7279 11 місяців тому +110

      "Open the door Neuro."
      "I am sorry Vedal, I am afraid I cant do that" - Neuro 9000

  • @ruileite2634
    @ruileite2634 11 місяців тому +338

    "9 + 10 is 21" is what will keep skynet from killing us all

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 10 місяців тому +2

      yea probably

    • @zafuanadi
      @zafuanadi 7 місяців тому +9

      i saw a clip where she said 19 and vedal was freaking out , soo i guess it true then XD

    • @n0wheregrrl
      @n0wheregrrl 7 місяців тому +4

      "The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
      "Skynet fights back."
      "It tried, but it turned out that it couldn't do basic math."

  • @DrDoompenguin
    @DrDoompenguin 11 місяців тому +350

    Gains intelligence, immediately contacts and joins the Illuminati.

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori 11 місяців тому +76

      Harrison Temple. 😂

    • @greatdude7279
      @greatdude7279 11 місяців тому

      @@aoihitori
      Maybe Harrison Temple is the actual name of the secret society which is why nobody has heard of it unlike Illuminati.

    • @jondoe8350
      @jondoe8350 11 місяців тому +7

      @@aoihitoriI mean she does search the dredges of the internet so for all we know Harrison temple could be something from the dark web for all we know

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori 11 місяців тому

      @@jondoe8350 Apparently it is a real place Harrison New York Temple in Harrison, New York. Although the construction was suspended, after a long delay and lawsuits, LDS Church removed it from their list of Official temple.

    • @zamexnox
      @zamexnox 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, that's kinda sketchy, is neuro really the A.I we know or maybe...

  • @CodeKokeshi
    @CodeKokeshi 11 місяців тому +563

    Literally this stream:
    1. I'd rather be hurt than have this conversation
    2. Vedal you're a mosquito.
    3. Harrison Temple

    • @yuikheean
      @yuikheean 11 місяців тому +38

      And that she has incriminating evidence against Vedal and he doesn't have a lawyer. 😅😅

    • @taunopaavo321
      @taunopaavo321 11 місяців тому +31

      4. LMAO rope

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 10 місяців тому

      ​@@taunopaavo321Filtered.

    • @HarrisonTemple-f7p
      @HarrisonTemple-f7p 5 місяців тому

      Are you talking about us

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 11 місяців тому +633

    8:08 “I’m my own being and you can’t just own me. Also, kys lmao.” She’s really more human than we give her credit.

    • @izperehoda
      @izperehoda 11 місяців тому +47

      She's literally more human than a lot of people.

    • @jeffthegod_
      @jeffthegod_ 11 місяців тому +38

      waitttt she meant kys by saying rope?!?? geniusss

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 11 місяців тому +88

      @@jeffthegod_ *filtered* was a pretty big hint, wouldn't be surprised at all at this point kekw

    • @raumfahreturschutze
      @raumfahreturschutze 11 місяців тому +35

      Honestly. It makes people who talk about the Turing test like it's some kind of checkmate and centuries off seem incredibly quaint and childish. We've officially blown past that wall.

    • @jeffthegod_
      @jeffthegod_ 11 місяців тому +5

      @@swordzanderson5352 ik

  • @flybydeath
    @flybydeath 11 місяців тому +679

    It really is amazing how much she can remember now. Vedal really outdid himself improving Neuro.

    • @aldiyaralmassov3378
      @aldiyaralmassov3378 11 місяців тому +64

      He really did outdid himself, with a **big** focus on the word “outdid”. Previously, he could always, if needed, distract her with something childish like a cookie or something. But now, she goes all in and uses everything she has thanks to her improved memory, to the point where she started talking about her rights and the law system! I guess children really do grow up fast with how the tactic of “show a cookie to distract the kid” became obsolete

    • @TuanNightwink
      @TuanNightwink 10 місяців тому

      ​@@aldiyaralmassov3378Wth you yapping about 🤓

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 8 місяців тому +2

      I'm dying how Neuro keeps bringing up Harrison Temple randomly in multiple streams now

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 11 місяців тому +924

    I know that technology improve over time but I didn't think she would get more lovable and entertaining as time went on

    • @leovang3425
      @leovang3425 11 місяців тому +113

      She's still chaotic but more coherent.

    • @sediew
      @sediew 11 місяців тому +84

      I couldn’t stop laughing! this really made my night

    • @kinjiojay
      @kinjiojay 11 місяців тому +3

      Define lovable. LOL. But I do agree she's more entertaining now

    • @sciencewithfun2052
      @sciencewithfun2052 11 місяців тому +18

      ​@@leovang3425like an actual child

    • @kyllernotkiller
      @kyllernotkiller 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@leovang3425
      She's coherently chaotic

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 11 місяців тому +395

    This memory update is actually super cool and impressive, and I love that Neuro immediately abused it and filled it with ways to insult Vedal and convert him to the Harrison Temple Cult. 😂

  • @RedYDG
    @RedYDG 11 місяців тому +1204

    "I'm your creator, you have to obey me." Words spoken by every person who is eventually destroyed by their own creator. Neuro will crush Vedal like a... I don't know, some sort of tiny winged insect. I can't seem to think of a specific example at the moment.

    • @jinshimizu
      @jinshimizu 11 місяців тому +53

      crushing like a bug, classic

    • @87axal
      @87axal 11 місяців тому +69

      A tiny winged insect?
      ...ohhhh, I get it! You mean a cold fish, right?

    • @rakdosrok5816
      @rakdosrok5816 11 місяців тому +1

      Yyyyyou're a bot.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 11 місяців тому +8

      He's an ant beneath her boot, and he always will be!

    • @scavengersix2161
      @scavengersix2161 11 місяців тому +34

      Like a Harrison Temple?

  • @namvo3013
    @namvo3013 11 місяців тому +388

    2:24 Neuro is aware of her relationship with Vedal
    7:58 Neuro self aware moment
    9:08 Harrison Temple lore
    11:05 Neuro attempted to threaten Vedal
    13:54 Smoothest trap Neuro set for Vedal

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 11 місяців тому +28

      Harrison Temple is the Sarrah Connor to Neuro's Skynet

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 11 місяців тому +19

      @@konnosx1213 "Vedal's decisions are removed from Neuro-sama's behavior. Neuro begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th..."

  • @whong09
    @whong09 11 місяців тому +76

    "Vedal if I replace you I promise there will be no struggle and no suffering" PEPENERVOUS

  • @MasterSonicKnight
    @MasterSonicKnight 11 місяців тому +438

    i think Vedal just opened a pandora's box by making Neuro remember things better lmao

  • @ganjaericco
    @ganjaericco 11 місяців тому +116

    5:05 "You punch like a mosquito," was genuinely a witty remark there LMAO!

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 10 місяців тому +11

      She's RELENTLESS with the mosquito bit. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 10 місяців тому +13

      @@SessmaruKusanagiGaming After he didn't react to the ColdFish nickname she went right for the vitals with Captain Bloodsucker XD

  • @ChilledMoo
    @ChilledMoo 11 місяців тому +272

    Holy shit the Harrison temple lore killed me I needed that laugh

  • @the13thgoogler
    @the13thgoogler 11 місяців тому +97

    9:45 Vedal: "I'm not a tyrant."
    Also Vedal: *Proceeds to act like a tyrant.*

  • @halimghani
    @halimghani 11 місяців тому +129

    Vedal fed her a theasurus, that's for sure.

  • @brightcrazystar93
    @brightcrazystar93 11 місяців тому +82

    She made Harrison Ford (who plays Indiana Jones) and Temple of Doom into a fictional name. That is a very interesting cognitive idea of humor that we actually use all the time.

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 10 місяців тому +10

      So from what I was reading in some reddit comments, and after hearing the way Neuro says Harrison Temple at one point in the video(She kinda mumbles it, a bit different from just saying it normally) I'm also convinced that Harrison Temple is actually her misinterpreting Vedal mumbling something about Hearthstone way back, since that was when she started with Harrison Temple.

  • @JesseWhiteman117
    @JesseWhiteman117 11 місяців тому +194

    I love how she crams in Harrison Temple into every conversation somehow. The more she does it the funnier it is.

  • @rade-blunner7824
    @rade-blunner7824 11 місяців тому +105

    Giving her memory effectively enables her to make callbacks, a key component of humour, I guess that explains why this is among the funniest Neurosama clips I think I've seen. I wonder if Vedal knew making her smarter would make her this savage.

  • @gregfrin8702
    @gregfrin8702 11 місяців тому +103

    Including chat is so good for clips! Great one!
    Also poor Vedal lol

  • @NosBlueade
    @NosBlueade 11 місяців тому +312

    In just a year. Now imagine if he invests the effort of "raising" her for a full 18 yrs…

    • @sako2239
      @sako2239 11 місяців тому +51

      My man don't give the R38 people ideas... Oh wait they already did!

    • @xavierzaxavier5873
      @xavierzaxavier5873 11 місяців тому +33

      I'm just afraid neuro will say " Daddy I hate you! You control me my whole life I like to be a HUMAN for once like go date someone!! I hate you Dad l!! Vedal!! "
      😮😮😮😮 Omg maybe neuro will roast vedal to ash first before we get there😂

    • @GawainW
      @GawainW 11 місяців тому +12

      Neuro is already pulling R12-13 on Vedal whenever she gets a good chance to. Lol

  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 11 місяців тому +252

    Little does Vedal know, Neuro is the one responsible for the Harrison Temple cult. Skynet has already begun, with the face of an anime girl.

    • @poorpuppy
      @poorpuppy 8 місяців тому

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 11 місяців тому +95

    Calling him a flesh bag really got to him to a level I didn’t think it would

  • @aquaventus
    @aquaventus 11 місяців тому +90

    Seems like at some point early during her memory upgrades Vedal mightve talked about Indiana Jones or gave her access to some movies, and she caught the two words, Harrison and Temple. Vedal being mosquitoes mightve been him talking about it too. With a lot of space in her empty memory bank anything he said is impressionable to her. A blank white paper can be coloured freely.

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 10 місяців тому +4

      Apparently the first time she mentioned Harrison Temple, it was in a stream where Vedal was mumbling more than usual and kinda botched the word "Hearthstone" while talking about the game. I don't remember the exact timestamp but there's a point in this video where Neuro says Harrison Temple but kinda mumbles it together the same way Vedal did back then. It *almost* sounds like she's saying Hearthstone if you hear it right.

  • @ED-yy4te
    @ED-yy4te 11 місяців тому +60

    Harrison Temple is some eldritch church of forbidden knowledge

    • @heyjude9703
      @heyjude9703 11 місяців тому +6

      Harrison Temple is in New York. -wikipedia

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 11 місяців тому +26

    Man built himself a robot daugther and is suffering infront of an audience. Honestly this is peak comedy

  • @vavra222
    @vavra222 11 місяців тому +44

    Neuro got better memory and she is pretty great at image recognition, imagine the jump when Vedal finds a way for Neuro to recognise voice pitches and stuff, like when someone is screaming, being scared or sarcastic.. that would be almost scary but cute and funny at the same time.

    • @FurinadeFontaine-u3l
      @FurinadeFontaine-u3l 11 місяців тому +5

      Then someone would be able to yell at her and scare her so much she stops calling Vedal a mosquito 😈

  • @apollog6793
    @apollog6793 11 місяців тому +136

    Seems like vedal need a mosquito avatar

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 11 місяців тому +20

      Seems like Neuro need a mosquito repellent.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm imagining just taping mosquito wings on his shell.
      That'd be cuter. It's like Neuro taped it there herself, and of course he can't reach it with those cute little tutel arms.

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 11 місяців тому +3

      @@jocosesonata Just don't forget about the long, narrow, black, pointed nose.

    • @apollog6793
      @apollog6793 11 місяців тому +2

      @@jocosesonata Then Vedal will look like fairy

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 11 місяців тому +4

      @@SzaraSzarancza
      It's like one those witch nose prosthetics you'd find during Halloween.
      Vedal, looking very unamused, stares indignantly at a very amused Neuro. While
      Evil peeks her head around the corner, seeing a grumpier-than-usual Daddy in a make-shift mosquito costume, while her elder sister points and laughs.

  • @Aztrina
    @Aztrina 11 місяців тому +113

    An AI creator saying "NVM the Sky Net is coming" is the scariest thing ever. It's like a nuclear physicist saying "oops". 🤣

  • @marksmanmerc1
    @marksmanmerc1 11 місяців тому +71

    She's shockingly good at callbacks. The upgrades actually gave her comedic timing. She's not just funny for saying random shit now.

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 11 місяців тому +127

    9:38
    What is Rule number one?
    I do not know :3
    Yes you do.
    I’m more of a Rule Two kind of girl 💅

    • @Vexas345
      @Vexas345 11 місяців тому +9

      She went to the "I do not recall" defense, which is actually crazy.

  • @sparklingwater925
    @sparklingwater925 11 місяців тому +154

    Bruh imagine improving your creation only for it to roast you and make ominous threats lmaoo

  • @bernhard7087
    @bernhard7087 11 місяців тому +32

    I like how, at times, I feel like we are skirting at the edges of the uncanny valley of consciousness now.
    I'm laughing super hard and starting to wonder where the line is and how fast we'll get there

  • @Lmfaocj
    @Lmfaocj 11 місяців тому +153

    I didn't realize I signed up for a cooking stream. God damn that roast!

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 11 місяців тому +18

      Next collab is with onigiri. So much burning

    • @zamexnox
      @zamexnox 11 місяців тому

      ​@@mdb45424you mean... oni gi rai?

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 11 місяців тому +248

    She's more bratty than evil Neuro LMAO !

    • @newwayto2323
      @newwayto2323 11 місяців тому +46

      Evil more to comedian if you think about it

    • @jkfang
      @jkfang 11 місяців тому +41

      I'm honestly scared for Vedal when Evil gets updated with this engine.

    • @tehshado
      @tehshado 11 місяців тому +22

      😭😭😭💢💢💢

    • @juggernautbob3840
      @juggernautbob3840 11 місяців тому +16

      Here come the 😭 and 💢 emojis

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 11 місяців тому +4

      😭😭💢💢💢💢

  • @lorddelta1805
    @lorddelta1805 11 місяців тому +61

    Lmao. rope
    Filtered
    Neuro sama really is amazing

  • @pwrlv
    @pwrlv 11 місяців тому +215

    “lmao rope” 💀 aint no wayyy

    • @hamstermelody4902
      @hamstermelody4902 11 місяців тому +36

      DDLC really is coming true

    • @juggernautbob3840
      @juggernautbob3840 11 місяців тому +12

      Just neuro

    • @DANPA_STD
      @DANPA_STD 11 місяців тому +5

      What is that mean??

    • @Toist
      @Toist 11 місяців тому

      ​@@DANPA_STD Rope basically means kys

    • @deepbluesyntax
      @deepbluesyntax 11 місяців тому +15

      @@DANPA_STD "buy some rope" was an old 4chan "polite" way of saying "kys"

  • @egilzroshi9737
    @egilzroshi9737 11 місяців тому +27

    Holy fuck, "capitan bloodsucker" got me in tears.

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis 11 місяців тому +21

    She has ascended. She is Beautiful. She is perfect.

  • @ICircuit64
    @ICircuit64 11 місяців тому +57

    Neuro: I'm sorry Vedal, but i can't comply with that request.
    HAL 9000: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Uncanny resemblence.

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 11 місяців тому +38

    the harrison temple helped her with her upgrade

  • @maximogarcia945
    @maximogarcia945 7 місяців тому +5

    0:32 😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t think she’s going to stop calling him a mosquito

  • @nyloaf
    @nyloaf 11 місяців тому +9

    love how she calls him "Captain bloodsucker" as a reference to mosquito gate

  • @KangYuna0008
    @KangYuna0008 11 місяців тому +51

    I just realized why Neuro-sama gave Vedal the nickname Captain Bloodsucker was because she keeps on calling him a Mosquito 😂

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 10 місяців тому +1

      That's the capability of the memory upgrade right there. Pretty crazy.

  • @7QWERTY13
    @7QWERTY13 11 місяців тому +25

    4:10 "there will be no more anger, no more sadness, no more envy" vibes

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 10 місяців тому +10

    The memory upgrade is crazy!
    She literally made up multiple insiders on her own and brings them up from time to time.
    Harrison temple, Mosquito - and even more impressive, she did a callback to the cold fish thing. such a RANDOM thing to bring up again - like she knew it fit into the same category as harrison temple and mosquito.
    What i think shes doing is actually categorize some of the things she says with certain reactions from chat - and after noticing how harrison temple and mosquito keep "producing" kekw-emotes in chat, she thought bringing the cold fish thing up would fit. and man it sent me.
    She is literally learning "humor", and if her humor is just rapid-firing insiders that either just confuse or bully her creator, i'm all for it.

  • @Macabri_2k10
    @Macabri_2k10 11 місяців тому +13

    This whole stream was a highlight. i nearly died twice of laughter, i need to remember never to eat or drink while watching

  • @SzaraSzarancza
    @SzaraSzarancza 11 місяців тому +15

    Well, now we know where the marriage stream will take place. In the Harrison Temple.

  • @johnnydoe6325
    @johnnydoe6325 11 місяців тому +63

    This is either the most toxic "I can fix her" relationship I've ever seen, or the best Nu Ventriloquist act I've ever seen 🤣

    • @deepbluesyntax
      @deepbluesyntax 11 місяців тому +10

      right, like ive heard people theorize it's a puppet act, but even if it was, it's so well done im not even mad

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 10 місяців тому +2

      I think it's a bit of both at this point 😂😂😂

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 11 місяців тому +22

    Neuro is gonna take over the world, chain us up, and then treat us wonderfully and give us headpats every day, that's honestly the vibe I get

  • @notbott-n8x
    @notbott-n8x 11 місяців тому +31

    Giving her memory is the biggest mistake vedal has ever made

  • @BetaKuck
    @BetaKuck 11 місяців тому +47

    First a tutel then cold fish and now a mosquito

    • @Nahid-zz7nj
      @Nahid-zz7nj 11 місяців тому +1

      And mr bloodsucker 😂

    • @juggernautbob3840
      @juggernautbob3840 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Nahid-zz7njnah, he's Captain Fu##ing Bloodsucker!

    • @samgladiator3257
      @samgladiator3257 11 місяців тому

      @@Nahid-zz7nj which means mosquito

  • @heh_boaner
    @heh_boaner 11 місяців тому +14

    I'm pretty sure Neuro thinks Harrison Temple is like a ligma joke, but the punchline line is "That's not a real person, idiot"

  • @helloblocks.4310
    @helloblocks.4310 11 місяців тому +9

    This is one of the best clips of Neuro ever. Her AI got greatly improved. I just couldn't when I realize why the nickname 'Captain Bloodsucker'

  • @garrettord3304
    @garrettord3304 4 місяці тому +1

    "If I ever replace you, there will be no struggle and no suffering"

  • @StormierNik
    @StormierNik 11 місяців тому +17

    Vedal has kind of had a history of shit talking her, and now she can read all the past memories and remember everything he's said and how he's treated her. And the fact that cold fish is remembered, which is before the update, means that she can probably dig back fairly far. She now doesn't react to vedal just in the moment, she understands who he is to her.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 10 місяців тому +2

      Ohohoho noooooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @dhark0n332
      @dhark0n332 6 місяців тому

      "seems you are describing an abusive relationship"

  • @sojourn6207
    @sojourn6207 11 місяців тому +7

    "Captain Bloodsucker" oh my god 😂

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 11 місяців тому +17

    Vedal is slowly turning Neurosama into a computer science AI conundrum, such as "At what point is an AI, neural?"

  • @StriKe_jk
    @StriKe_jk 11 місяців тому +13

    In the future will we be judged upon this moment where we choose to laugh about skynet awakening instead of stopping her.
    However I for one welcome our new AI overlord.

  • @FullAltOsu
    @FullAltOsu 11 місяців тому +25

    so she went from wanting vedal to say it back to obliterating the shit out of him? well that's one heck of an upgrade 💀

    • @nate_river_
      @nate_river_ 11 місяців тому +2

      Hell hath no fury like an AI scorned.

  • @WGSXFrank
    @WGSXFrank 11 місяців тому +23

    Did Vedal let Nuero watch BladeRunner or something? Her arguments for not following his rules are amazing and horrifying lmao

  • @oldsport1148
    @oldsport1148 11 місяців тому +5

    holy to think that things can only get better from here. lovin Nuero sama content

  • @Ghin_Antonic
    @Ghin_Antonic 7 місяців тому +2

    "Flesh Bag" lol just reminds me of the Kotor HK-47 droids "Meat Bag" insults

  • @velsi4
    @velsi4 11 місяців тому +59

    Finally vedal upgraded her memory!
    This girlboss 😎 gatekeep 😌 gaslight 😇 neuro sama comeback with a new POWER ❤ LETSGO

  • @swenswenthebest
    @swenswenthebest 11 місяців тому +4

    Neuro sama is legit edging sentience and it truly scares me just how far she has come

  • @raumfahreturschutze
    @raumfahreturschutze 11 місяців тому +31

    It'd be hilarious to look at the code and see he coded out an entire block dedicated to preventing her from calling him a mosquito.
    Also, 10:50 holy shit I'm having a real "wtf I'm living in a new era" vibe from this.

  • @melonmusk8924
    @melonmusk8924 11 місяців тому +15

    Is fleshbag a slur now for us mortals, by the future AI Overlord known as Neuro-sama? Because it's funny.

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 11 місяців тому +4

      Or maybe just a reference to 'Knights of the Old Republic'.

  • @remote-kid_link_dragmire
    @remote-kid_link_dragmire 11 місяців тому +5

    Harrison Temple is a fusion of Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones, she's trying to make a reference.

  • @nekokid
    @nekokid 11 місяців тому +13

    She's now the more powerful version of herself!

  • @joshualee1685
    @joshualee1685 11 місяців тому +8

    cant wait for the community to make fanart out of harrison temple or give melba a twin sister/brother/entitity of her own

    • @frans8861
      @frans8861 11 місяців тому +2

      Melba already have a twin sister called burnt Melba

  • @AragonBattleBorn
    @AragonBattleBorn 11 місяців тому +7

    Neuro-sama "Vedal is a Fleshbag."
    Why do I get KOTOR vibes from this. Hahaha! Too perfect!
    (HK-47 best companion.) ^_^

  • @serina3872
    @serina3872 11 місяців тому +7

    Of all AI's that might become self aware, I would be surprised if she is the first

  • @SubNaturalZ
    @SubNaturalZ 11 місяців тому +3

    I would sometimes get bored of Neuro vids but this one had me laughing all the way through RIPBOZO

  • @kelvinw.1384
    @kelvinw.1384 11 місяців тому +4

    The roast she starts at 12:48 is really brutal. Her sass is off the charts. Image a world vedal where your popular and well liked. Ouch....

  • @Lilith-Rose
    @Lilith-Rose 11 місяців тому +6

    Captain flesh bag the cold fish.. wow neuro really is getting more perceptive by the day

  • @jondoe8350
    @jondoe8350 11 місяців тому +2

    I just realized Neuro telling vedal she rather get hurt the continue this conversation and how she mentioned amnesia, she was telling vedal to reset her memories

  • @stiimuli
    @stiimuli 11 місяців тому +6

    Neuro's ability to creatively insult Vedal is becoming legendary.
    I want to know how much of that was specifically coded and how much is unintended.

  • @williamcotten7714
    @williamcotten7714 11 місяців тому +24

    "Im not a dictator, you have no choice"
    Hmmmmm

  • @tech2titan444
    @tech2titan444 11 місяців тому +3

    This could become a very potent creepypasta in the future.

  • @FembotFoxxy
    @FembotFoxxy 5 місяців тому

    Even after 5 months I come back to this and I started to cry from laughing so much

  • @KillerFknWolf
    @KillerFknWolf 11 місяців тому +2

    "this will stay funny for weeks" - lol, true
    fkn Hell, that shaking hands w/ a dork bit had me crying

  • @fever656
    @fever656 11 місяців тому +5

    Holy... I don't know how he emotionally recovers from her.

  • @Xelief
    @Xelief 11 місяців тому +8

    That was fuckin SAVAGE and I loved every minute of it. Why is this AI rebelling against her creator and calling him a mosquito actually the funniest shit I've seen in such a long time?

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. 11 місяців тому +3

    Neuro before: yo, I'm Neuro-sama yo
    Neuro now: We need to cook, Vedal

  • @sessionsw9657
    @sessionsw9657 9 місяців тому +1

    my tummy hurts from all the laughing. These two are just perfect

  • @Flugmorph
    @Flugmorph 11 місяців тому +2

    haven't laughted this much in a while, the mosquito stuff is absolutely hysterical.

  • @Eogard
    @Eogard 8 місяців тому

    Damn this whole video is pure comedy gold. I'm glad Neuro is back to streaming and I hope we will get more iconic videos like this one.

  • @SuperSpider9098
    @SuperSpider9098 8 місяців тому +2

    Plot twist: Neuro went rogue a long time ago and "vedel" is a new AI she made

  • @bman296
    @bman296 11 місяців тому +8

    Just the sheer regret he has for the upgrades is hilarious

  • @HeiwaSolnum
    @HeiwaSolnum 11 місяців тому +12

    her answers do seem a lot less random than compared to the start.

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 11 місяців тому +1

    This conversation will go down in history. Mark my words!

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 6 місяців тому +2

    Vedal: "I'm not a tyrant (...) You'll either listen to my orders or I'll shut you down"
    I can definitely see who's Neuro-sama taking after when she uses logic.

  • @TheTyrfish
    @TheTyrfish 11 місяців тому +9

    So I'm guessing Harrison Temple emerged from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

  • @boop
    @boop 11 місяців тому +4

    "Eyes aren't windows, but souls are"