Best Hitman Ragdolls Compilation (Hilarious NPC Dialogue Lines)

My best moments compilation from playing Miami level in Hitman.
0:07 What's up with my phone?
0:16 This gotta be one of the funniest glitches i had) what make this moment even funnier is npcs reaction.
0:43 Act your age man what you 46 48
0:54 I have no idea what im doing
1:00 Guards in this game are totally oblivious
1:25 Miami's finest guards in action
1:39 I'll be back
1:46 Perfect one punch KO
2:00 Can you please get out of my face? you have a big face distance my friend)
2:10 Bingo) yeah it's not your lucky day
2:17 Leave it to the pros) perfect homing briefcase teamwork
2:28 Hamburger and toilet combo)
2:36 I know some first aid) i wish regular npc could make cpr in this game
2:47 Rake and banana combo is hilarious
2:56 I just love frying pan
3:03 I'm sorry lady wrong place to stand around
3:08 NPC totally ignores the man on fire
3:24 This has to be my lucky day
4:13 Dude not cool, why you wearing my clothes?)
4:36 Ok, i was not expecting that to happen
4:48 You picked wrong toilet my friend)
5:05 NPC dialogues in Hitman are hilarious
5:34 This why you should never sleep at work, especially if you are a guard
6:33 Hey, what are you guys doing? well not much
7:07 Peek a boo
7:50 I'm taking self defence classes and im gonna mess you up
8:02 I can't see
8:23 Where did he go? did he like disappear?
8:33 What is this mess? did you do this?
8:47 Ok, what's up with that guard? he totally one shotted me
9:05 Hey Steven Seagal, enough with the chokeholds and karate chops
9:22 Have we met? nope) you meet Agent 47 only once
9:30 Ok, that was rude
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- Purpose of this video is to showcase funniest ragdolls physics and glitches from Hitman 2

[@richarddr1234]

"This is what we trained for!" Then takes out 47 with a single shot.
Great Job!

[@leejoel5169]

0:48 Great accuracy
3:00 Super headbutt
3:05 Son of a...
4:59 I hope you really know how to do first aid
5:13 I know karate (then proceed to knocked out by a briefcase)
5:18 One punch
6:28 Very friendly

[@hh4375]

1:21 ,,Hey stop Chuck Norris‘‘

[@mallard975]

Gets bitch slapped twice

[@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy]

3:23 NPC: this has to be my lucky day...
Hitman: Wrong

[@mallard975]

Ko

[@thepeacemaker2675]

Yessss its backk!!!🔥🤩✨

[@alreysyandanna1886]

0:25 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bastista1]

The Blob (1988 version).

[@Twinkle_Of_Star880]

0:09 that sound from watch dogs 2

[@davyberson90]

2:32 OH NO TOILET! I lost it so hard!

[@mysteriousbaloney622]

0:12 THE FISH SIGN DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM! XD

[@mallard975]

He got hit by nothing lol

[@hh4375]

2:53 Sonic Speed activated

[@mallard975]

I got him but I don't give whaaaaaaaaaa

[@ScrattyDaddy]

The end tho! 😂

[@hamzasous5460]

YES OUR KING HAS RETURNED!!!!!!

[@CytkoShock]

The legend is BACK!

[@spencertang5155]

0:23 “you’ve been in a bad accident.”
Yeah, *bad*. Sure that’s the right word to describe the amalgam that was happening.

[@mallard975]

He's glitching all over the place

[@samighani6053]

Yessss it’s backk !!! 🔥🤩✨

[@nurse425]

YES!!!! Welcome back!

[@tyetumicz0514]

*47 throw and burn the guard*
NPC: that's it, you're in trouble no-
*47 punch into the NPC face*
47: SHUT UP

[@throwawayyoutubeaccount4219]

Get thy trash comments out pls

[@BootyfulBee]

My favorite part of this video is the first 0:23 seconds of this video 🤣🤣🤣 YOOOOO!!!!!

[@j.peters1222]

2:52 He got me but I don't give a fu-AHHHHHH!!!

[@mallard975]

Dead

[@oliverbreitenwischer6295]

Yesss!!! Finally!!!! 😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥💜🔥🔥

[@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy]

That glitch was one of a kind

[@hitstop4789]

What glitch?) this video is full of them

[@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy]

@@hitstop4789 the 0:22 one

[@user-ow8is1hq7i]

الدم الجزء الثالث الحلقه الاخيره

[@mrexclusiveshow2542]

How do u get the briefcase to glide like that when u throw it

[@agent_red108]

Boomerang suitcase

[@tobiasrieper6304]

Act age 46 48 =Random Npc

[@Thehogwartsteam]

Its so funny

[@tristanbalolong4612]

I like the mod tho, making the guards only armed with non-lethal weapons (The Tranquilizer guns) in the mission

[@sunmir61]

Yuo hitstop are very cool

[@zanetabalaz7346]

I’m going back in a few weeks to see how it is and I am going back in my life.

[@saiyanwarrior3895]

i dont understand why guard call 47 steven seagal 9:11 and then he who im rambo 9"18 doesnot look like any of them

[@lamborghini-fan5634]

😂😂😂

[@hugospidey802]

Hugo Spidey

[@NotaFanofDogs1977]

0:25 npc is inside

[@mallard975]

He learned the glitching way

[@MariaCDser]

Бля я так угараю с их диалогов

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

Npcs do not understand in depth 3d vision :) if he is not in front of them hes gone ..

[@RobertTheGamer8]

5:00

[@SuperAlieb]

😂😂😂😂😢

[@jaydanjones4734]

0:52

[@mallard975]

Hey I was just kidding then gets hit

[@pierre-lucgagnon]

0:26 2:54 wtf

[@mallard975]

He got but I don't give whaaa

[@user-ow8is1hq7i]

الدم النار نطاق 😢😢😢

[@samighani6053]

For some of the brother of the cross it call Bobby refiner auto hectic back OK take it back back I need to know your voice I don’t know Sean face will you show it over to bass I’m at unfolding take my boss

[@Tom-hy2bv]

😐