okay but like -George Salazar -"aNd I hAlF cArE" -How exasperated Dionysus is with everyone and everything -George Salazar -Extremely confused and distressed Percy screams in the background -*GEORGE SALAZAR*
honestly while reading the book, no matter how hard I tried, no matter what I did, no matter how many times I pictures scenes with Mr D in it. I could not imagine him without thinking of Phil
Thoses arrows are made from wood. Wood comes from trees. I refuse to participate in any activities that encourages the senseless slather of our arboreal friends!
So Mr.D actual cares about his job enough to take the time to memorize everyone's schedules. And at the end of the Book he calls Percy...well "Percy Jackson." Then trys to take it back by calling him Peter Johnson. Honesty I miss Mr.D at camp half-blood in the Trials of Apollo series.
@Peter Mendez Math teacher: “M’kay everyone, take out your notebooks.” Me: *i ReFUse tO PArtiCIpAtE iN tHe SenSeLESs sLAughTEr oF oUR ARborEal FRienDs!”
1. YES. YES, HE IS. 2. Since I've listened to this song a lot, UA-cam asked me to rank it 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 stars. I chose 5, for obvious reasons. Then I had to choose WHY I liked it so much. Was it... Heartwarming Inspiring Life-changing Calming Useful Informative or Enjoyable to hear Mr. D complain for 3 minutes and 56 seconds? I chose "Other".
The cinnamon roll i can see Percy asking that Mr. D: I'm the god of wine Percy: The god of w-i-n-e or w-h-i-n-e? 'Cuz if it's w-h-i-n-e, i can see that. Mr. D: PETER JOHNSON!!! Percy:... *calmly * It's Percy Jackson. Mr. D : *turns Percy into a dolphin *
i haven't _seen_ the musical, so idk how they did the centaur thing, but now i'm just imagining him in the same costume as firenze in avps, and i'm happy.
Queen Adara I realized, but forgot to mention it. But he's really amazing isn't he? Playing two different characters and still be really boss. But thanks for the reminder!
PETER JONSON IS AWAKE SO HE BETTER CLIP CLOP OVER HEEEERE. it's Percy Jackson WHATEVER Also ITS ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAAAAAY AT CAMP HALF BLOOD WHERE EVERYTHINGS THE WORST.
I know this is really late, but in an interview George said he took inspiration in Phil to do both the voice and part of the characterization for Dyonisus (idk got to spell) so that’s why!
MR. D Oh, you're alive I suppose that's good news for you But it means a lot more paperwork for me So don't expect me to be happy to see you Of course, being alive is temporary (spoken) So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours, things might improve. For me. Not for you. You'd be dead. PERCY (spoken) Where am I? MR. D Great! You haven't been debriefed This is way out of my pay grade Which is saying a lot 'Cause I don't get paid (spoken) Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip-clop over here! PERCY (spoken) It's Percy Jackson MR. D (spoken) Whatever! (sung) Just another terrible day At Camp Half-Blood Where everything's the worst Just another terrible day When you're in charge It's like you're cursed (spoken) Well, technically I am cursed. One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph, and you're stuck running a summer camp for a bunch of needy half-bloods. PERCY (spoken) Half-blood? MR. D (spoken) Yeah, half-god, half-mortal. Does no one watch the orientation film? PERCY (spoken) Did you say half-god? MR D (spoken) Yeah. And I half-care Who's next? Silena Beauregard! [SILENA enters, crying] Oh, great, she's crying. SILENA (spoken) I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckendorf and we were holding hands and everything was totally normal and then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers. Everywhere! MR. D Look, kid I hate to be the one to tell you But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph That doesn't wanna to wish you well To tell you the truth The best thing is to break up with the guy (spoken) 'Course, who am I to give relationship advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol SILENA (spoken) But he loves me- MR. D (spoken) He loves you not! Next! (sung) Another terrible day At Camp Half-Blood Where everything's the worst Just another terrible day I'm the god of wine And I'm dying of thirst PERCY (spoken) Wait, did you say you're a god? MR. D (spoken) Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy. Ah, Katie Gardner. I see you've injured your arm. KATIE (spoken) I fell off a pegasus (giggles). MR. D (spoken) You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery. KATIE (spoken) Those arrows are made of wood! wood comes from trees! I refuse to participate in any activity that encourages the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends- MR. D Oh, gods Give me Ares or Apollo Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin Now that you blessed us Go talk to Hephaestus Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing (spoken) And stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies... Ah, speaking of ponies. MR. BRUNNER (spoken) Percy! PERCY (spoken) Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here? This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and... What is going on? MR. BRUNNER (spoken) It's... complicated- MR. D Oh kid, You have no idea About this place or your former mentor I don't have time To fill you in on the details But look, he's also a centaur (spoken) God! [MR. BRUNNER is revealed to be CHIRON, and whinnies] CHIRON (spoken) I did mean to tell you... MR. D Another terrible day (PERCY: Mr. Brunner!) At Camp Half-blood (PERCY: You're a horse!) Where everything's the worst (PERCY: What is happening?) Another terrible day You can hate it here But I hated it first Just another terrible day Stuck with these runts In the muck and mud Another terrible day Oh gods! (spoken) I need a drink (sung) Enjoy your stay At Camp Half-blood
Honestly I think this is the best possible way they could have done the exposition for Camp Half-Blood. Like, sure they could have done a song that just explains what camp is like but instead they had a song that has an almost completely unrelated focus but still tells you everything you need to know.
So I know I’m pretty late to the discovery of this musical. I’ve only known about it for less than a week. But what I find amazing! Is that! Wait for it! This song begins in the key of D minor! Who wants to tell me that wasn’t planned?
I think about how Mr D knew that Katie had archery on Thursdays and not flying lessons leading me to believe that Mr D knows his campers' schedules often
Headcanon: Mr. D, since he's Dionysus, is literally just Hungover. He was black out drunk for many thousands of years, I would imagine, but now that he can't do the alcohol thing, as long as I remember, he'd be incredibly hungover, right? Maybe that's why he's so mean.
SILENA AND BECKENDORF N O DON'T YOU DARE BREAK THEM UP AND STOP GIVING ME WAR FLASHBACKS TO THE BOOKS Also I'm gonna have to sing this when the first day of school comes around for me
at my boarding school, our main teacher always wakes us up with music, well one year our main teacher was our music teacher, and she absolutely LOVED this musical. So every morning she would walk in, abruptly turn on the lights, and start stomping around while singing this. Best school year ever! I actually loved it so much, I changed my alarm clock sound to this now.
*Katy Gardner is Evan Hansen as a girl* Why do I think this? 1. Broken Arm 2. Broke arm by falling off something 3. Cares about trees There ya go, I'll let you guys think about that.
I listened to this right around the time I listened to be more chill.... It's taken me like... 4 months to find out that this was... George Salazar. This guy is /amazing/ at his roles-! Like holy shit- dude.
One thing I love about this song is that even though Mr. D never remembers everyone's name, (well, except for Charlie, Silena and Katie but) he actually remembers that Katie doesn't have flying lessons on Thursdays, she has archery. *quietly sobbing in a corner*
PERCY SCREAMING ALL CONFUSED IN THE BACKGROUND IS THE BEST AHAHAHA
I imagine him making a "mind blown" face.😱😱😱
shootingstars303 it's just like the book
HONESTLY ME
AHHHHHHHHH I Scream this daily
Him in the background is me while a teacher is talking in Spanish class and everyone is saying Spanish back to her 😂
They even mentioned the orientation film, this is amazing
Apollo must be so happy.
Don't worry the film is worse than the book
DM Audioswaps yet Nico was the only one who watched it
IT KEEPS THE HALF BLOODS IN
IT KEEPS THE MONSTERS OUT
THATS WHAT THE BORDERS ABOUT **clap* *clap**
@HARLEY ROBAR Poor Nico
"aNd I HaLf CaRE"
me too.
sadruskiy AND I HALF CARE HAHAHA
sadruskiy I
What a mood
smh big gigantic mood
Same
GEORGE SALAZAR PRESENTS DIONYSUS PERFECTLY, JUST AS GOOD AS HE DOES GROVER
Pidgeon Gunderson I love your profile picture.
*kEiTh iS thAt yOu?*
(I personally think he’s to giddy and happy to be Grover but that’s just me
@@saged1004 nahhhh he still portrayed him better than those motion pictures we don't talk about....
Yess. I turned the likes to 420
"the gods are real. YIPPY SCIPPY" basically describes the whole series
Sara Kolsan That is correct
Actually that honour goes to "The gods are real. And they have kids. And those kids have ISSUUUUUUUUUUUUSES!!"
Yippy Squippy
Sara Kolsan YUSSSSS 😂😂😂
its yippy skippy
I relate to Dionysus on a spiritual level
CaliginousTiger13 can't we all
Same
He's your father. You're a demigod.
I LOVE HIM
That's so true for everyone I think.
Only the 4th song and it's STILL more accurate than the movie.
Grandma Peggy pREACH
Grandma Peggy Hellz yha
The first minute in 'The Day I got Expelled' was more accurate than the movie.
Grandma Peggy preach!!
Love this
*SCREECHES LOUDER* GEORGE AS MR D IS THE CURE TO MY DEPRESSION FOR ETERNITY
Pandoras Chaos SAME OH MY GOD
SAME
OHMYGOD HONESTLY SAME
Pandoras Chaos YES
MY GRADES HAVE IMPROVED, MY CROPS HAVE BEEN WATERED, AND MY DEPRESSION HAS BEEN CURED
THANKS, GEORGE SALAZAR
"of course, who am i to offer relationship advice? i'm the god of alcohol"
oh mY GOOOOOOOOODDD I'M HYPERVENTILATING THIS IS TOO GREAT
Charlotte Fernau YESSSSSSSSS
This guy got 2.1 thousand likes by hyperventilating 2 years ago
@@dmnds2dst sw, snx,
@@dmnds2dst sw, snax,
yes this is the best line in the whole song next to "you can hate it here but I hated it first"
okay but like
-George Salazar
-"aNd I hAlF cArE"
-How exasperated Dionysus is with everyone and everything
-George Salazar
-Extremely confused and distressed Percy screams in the background
-*GEORGE SALAZAR*
Banana Mort *G E O R G E S A L A D B A R*
my auto-correct keeps making it that instead 😂
*G E O R G E S A L A Z A R*
I full-heartedly agree with everything you're saying, but I think you're forgetting *GEORGE* *FUCKING* *SALAZAR*
- *CHARLIE BECENDORF*
soap
-everything like everything about *G E O R G E S A L A D B A R*
I always think he's like Phil in the disney hercules, which is ironic all things considering....
Echola Cation OMF LITERALLY PHIL.
Echola Cation THATS WHAT I WAS THINK!!
Echola Cation Me too lol that was my first thought
THANK YOU OMG ME TOO
honestly while reading the book, no matter how hard I tried, no matter what I did, no matter how many times I pictures scenes with Mr D in it. I could not imagine him without thinking of Phil
"aH, KatIe gaRdeNer, I seE yOu'vE iNjurEd yoUr aRm."
MY GOD I READ THAT AS SOON AS THE LINE CAME UP... bless this as well XD
*Gods , sorry XD
I fell off a pegasus
You don't have flying lessons on *Thursday's* ! You have archery!
Thoses arrows are made from wood. Wood comes from trees. I refuse to participate in any activities that encourages the senseless slather of our arboreal friends!
So Mr.D actual cares about his job enough to take the time to memorize everyone's schedules. And at the end of the Book he calls Percy...well "Percy Jackson." Then trys to take it back by calling him Peter Johnson. Honesty I miss Mr.D at camp half-blood in the Trials of Apollo series.
I think he likes his job more than he admits
Yeah I actually miss him😔
Well, Dionysus calls him Perseus Jackson the first day.. It was just one time in entire series when he calls Percy "Percy" 😂
He is in trials of Apollo now,
Mr. D doesn't want to get attached to the kids so he doesn't call them by their name
The amount of pure anger in mr Ds voice when he said "I see you've indujred you're arm" just sent me into a pure state euphoria
200!
I fell off a Pegasus.... The way they make her sound really ditzy with that line, makes me wonder.....did she also have a concussion?
Teacher: Take out a piece of paper-
Me: *I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY ACTIVITY THAT ENCOURAGES THE SENSELESS SLAUGHTER OF OUR ARBOREAL FRIENDS*
Why is this so perfect.
@Peter Mendez
Math teacher: “M’kay everyone, take out your notebooks.”
Me: *i ReFUse tO PArtiCIpAtE iN tHe SenSeLESs sLAughTEr oF oUR ARborEal FRienDs!”
YUS
This sounds like Elena from One Day At A Time
Is this EVAN HANSEN??
Percy screaming "MR. BRUNNER? YOU'RE A HORSE?!" is honestly better than the movie itself and its one fucking line
?! Is better than the movie and it's two characters
tHE BEST THING IS TO BREAK UP WITH THE GUY *cue slamming on the piano*
life in a nutshell
@@lysoldisinfectingwipes4450
To true 🥲
appreciation post for the way chris mccarrell screams "WHAT IS HAPPENING" at 3:27
Y E S
rt rt
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING????????
Bea Manaligod u
Rtrtrtrtrtrt
George as Mr. D is hilarious to me. He's so aggressive xD
Its also weird that he plays grover because Grover , someone who loves percy and Mr . D , someone who hates percy
1. YES. YES, HE IS.
2. Since I've listened to this song a lot, UA-cam asked me to rank it 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 stars.
I chose 5, for obvious reasons. Then I had to choose WHY I liked it so much.
Was it...
Heartwarming
Inspiring
Life-changing
Calming
Useful
Informative
or Enjoyable to hear Mr. D complain for 3 minutes and 56 seconds?
I chose "Other".
This was even better live. George was SO GOOD!
You got to see it live? Lucky!!
Hayden Daviau, I'm like you biggest fan
omg so lucky
Hayden Daviau you saw it? lucky! my mom said that we could if we go to NYC but we travel alot and seem to NEVER go near NYC . . . . . maybe someday
and its weird . . . . doesn't the same person play Grover and Mr. D? I saw a concert on UA-cam and im pretty sure the same person played them
KATIE IS EVERY VEGAN STEREOTYPE LMFAO
IKR IM DYING
Because demeter
YES
Vegan. Can confirm
Isn't she the extreme opposite tho
I get it, the god of 'whine' hehehehe
It's a pun
The cinnamon roll 😂
Yeah, what does dionysus do when he doesn't get what he wants?
He wines
The cinnamon roll i can see Percy asking that
Mr. D: I'm the god of wine
Percy: The god of w-i-n-e or w-h-i-n-e? 'Cuz if it's w-h-i-n-e, i can see that.
Mr. D: PETER JOHNSON!!!
Percy:... *calmly * It's Percy Jackson.
Mr. D : *turns Percy into a dolphin *
Queen Nala THAT MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING BMC ANYONE?
SELENA AND CHARLIE
I'M TRIGGERED
DON'T BREAK UP LOVES
Astrid L they dont break up, they die
Queen Nala
I know, it's just Mr D told them to break up in the song and I was referring to that
Ah, look at those two.
So in love
And Happy
And alive.
We stab a couple that’s actually alive in this fandom.
This is my favorite song out of the whole album so far
You can hate it here, but I hated it first!
Like fuuuck fam, I didnt know I needed this till it happened
"YOU CAN HATE IT HERE BUT I HATED IT FIRST!"Me at 6th graders who complain about middle school (I'm an 8th grader)
BearTheFork hahaha....oh just wait for high school..
c a m p c a m p ?
Lol in in 6th grade and I feel the same way
BearTheFork Dude same
oml your profile picture
this. i have found another reason to live.
ALSO SILENA AND CHARLIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
CHARLIE BECKENDORF 😭😭😭😭😭
Emily Buchanan same
*gross sobbing*
TOO SOON
SILENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily Buchanan I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
I live for the little snort Percy does 😂 when he talks to Chiron
i haven't _seen_ the musical, so idk how they did the centaur thing, but now i'm just imagining him in the same costume as firenze in avps, and i'm happy.
magda hoskins apparently they gave him a fake horse tail and had him gallop everywhere lmao
+Lucie yeah that's abou tit
+Lucie yeah that's what they did lmao
OMG YES THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
Yeah he just has like a mop stuck in his pants
'Scuse you, Mr. D, but Charles Beckendorf is a perfect prince
ikr
Nightingale A113 Rest In Peace prince
He was no prince
He was a king😢
Peter jhonson
It's percy jackson
Whartever!!
:agressively plays piano:
Percy: ''Mr. Brunner?! You're horse?? What's happening?!?!"
Mr. Brunner (Chiron): ''No Percy, I'm a furry."
Theodosia Burr iHATEHTOSH
Skfiffjfjdkfsodkajdgkxm
George (Grover) is OWNING this song!!
Actually Im pretty sure this is the other character George plays, the teacher dude who hates percy lol
THIS IS MR.D :D
Jess Park George Salazar plays both Mr.D and Grover :-)
Queen Adara I realized, but forgot to mention it. But he's really amazing isn't he? Playing two different characters and still be really boss. But thanks for the reminder!
GEORGE PLAYS MR D????? REALLY?? WHAT CANT THIS MAN DO??????????????
I think we should all appreciate the fact that Dionyses (idk if I wrote it the right way) KNOWS KATIE'S SCEDULE!!!!
*_aH, KaTiE GArdeNEr_*
*_i sEE yOUve inJUREd yoUR aRm_*
Junkrat! At the Spawn Point YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS MADE ME LAUGH I FELL OFF MY BED
I love how he was actually emulating Danny Devito's character in Hercules, that was exactly who I thought of listening to this.
Me too.
this is why we stan george salazar
This song is so true to the tone of the books and I love it
Better than the movies
George is owning this song
PETER JONSON IS AWAKE SO HE BETTER CLIP CLOP OVER HEEEERE.
it's Percy Jackson
WHATEVER
Also
ITS ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAAAAAY AT CAMP HALF BLOOD WHERE EVERYTHINGS THE WORST.
"Oh god, give me Ares or Apollo"
Hey! At least my dad, Apollo, is appreciated!
Same man
AnInkllingOfAReader same
Well I hope Mr.D doesn't get mad at us for the um, random musical numbers we have, otherwise we may become dolphins
Oh look another sibling of mine
Ayyyy Cabin 7 represent!
"You can hate it here but I hated it first" oml THIS IS PERFECTTT
How Michael acts after Jeremy breaks up with him
Kasmira McFeeters-Rayburn I am glad I found this comment
Hadley Bryant glad I could help
Well puberty must have hit Michael like a brick considering he has such a deep voice in this
Mackaroni n' Cheese he's just been crying a lot
Kasmira McFeeters-Rayburn this conversation is golden
Ok but why does 'enjoy your stay at camp half blood' right at the end sound exactly like 'awesome party im so glad I came' from BMC?
Summer Daisy, because..... GEORGE SALAZAR!!!
oh dude shit true idek why
oH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT
Summer Daisy
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING AAH
Summer Daisy IKRR
The discordant piano slamming when Dionysus says "THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO BREAK UP WITH THE GUY" literally gives me life.
He sounds so much like like Phil... I'm half expecting him to break into "One Last Hope"...
I would kill for a Percy Jackson and Disney's Hercules crossover.
I know this is really late, but in an interview George said he took inspiration in Phil to do both the voice and part of the characterization for Dyonisus (idk got to spell) so that’s why!
Phil is pretty much a mix between Dionysus and Coach Hedge
@@Lily-xg3ss Phil is Mr D's and Coach Hedge's secret love child
*hears this*
nOnOnO I CANT GET INTO ANOTHER MUSICAL PLEASE N-
*gets pushed in*
j o i n u s
+Scribbles yep I'm addicted XDD
same XD
WHAT IS HAPPENING...?! the Series in 3 words
My 11 year old self is freaking out over this
Kelsey Rox I'm also 11 and freaking out
My current 15 year old self is freaking out about this
I'm 12 and flipping out
My 13 year old self is freaking out over this
16 and screaming along with Percy.
I thought it was Grover then I realized is was Dionysus.
3:20 At this part, I always imagine Percy jumping onto Mr.D's desk, yelling at Chiron, pointing at him, and just generally freaking out. Poor Percy😂
katie gardner, laughing: i fell off a pegasus
i need to see him perform this omg
MR. D
Oh, you're alive
I suppose that's good news for you
But it means a lot more paperwork for me
So don't expect me to be happy to see you
Of course, being alive is temporary
(spoken)
So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours, things might improve.
For me. Not for you. You'd be dead.
PERCY (spoken)
Where am I?
MR. D
Great! You haven't been debriefed
This is way out of my pay grade
Which is saying a lot
'Cause I don't get paid
(spoken)
Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake,
so he better clip-clop over here!
PERCY (spoken)
It's Percy Jackson
MR. D (spoken)
Whatever!
(sung)
Just another terrible day
At Camp Half-Blood
Where everything's the worst
Just another terrible day
When you're in charge
It's like you're cursed
(spoken)
Well, technically I am cursed. One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph,
and you're stuck running a summer camp for a bunch of needy half-bloods.
PERCY (spoken)
Half-blood?
MR. D (spoken)
Yeah, half-god, half-mortal. Does no one watch the orientation film?
PERCY (spoken)
Did you say half-god?
MR D (spoken)
Yeah. And I half-care
Who's next? Silena Beauregard!
[SILENA enters, crying]
Oh, great, she's crying.
SILENA (spoken)
I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckendorf and we were holding hands
and everything was totally normal
and then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers. Everywhere!
MR. D
Look, kid
I hate to be the one to tell you
But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph
That doesn't wanna to wish you well
To tell you the truth
The best thing is to break up with the guy
(spoken)
'Course, who am I to give relationship advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol
SILENA (spoken)
But he loves me-
MR. D (spoken)
He loves you not! Next!
(sung)
Another terrible day
At Camp Half-Blood
Where everything's the worst
Just another terrible day
I'm the god of wine
And I'm dying of thirst
PERCY (spoken)
Wait, did you say you're a god?
MR. D (spoken)
Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy.
Ah, Katie Gardner. I see you've injured your arm.
KATIE (spoken)
I fell off a pegasus (giggles).
MR. D (spoken)
You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery.
KATIE (spoken)
Those arrows are made of wood! wood comes from trees! I refuse to participate
in any activity that encourages the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends-
MR. D
Oh, gods
Give me Ares or Apollo
Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin
Now that you blessed us
Go talk to Hephaestus
Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing
(spoken)
And stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies... Ah, speaking of ponies.
MR. BRUNNER (spoken)
Percy!
PERCY (spoken)
Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here?
This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and...
What is going on?
MR. BRUNNER (spoken)
It's... complicated-
MR. D
Oh kid,
You have no idea
About this place or your former mentor
I don't have time
To fill you in on the details
But look, he's also a centaur
(spoken) God!
[MR. BRUNNER is revealed to be CHIRON, and whinnies]
CHIRON (spoken)
I did mean to tell you...
MR. D
Another terrible day (PERCY: Mr. Brunner!)
At Camp Half-blood (PERCY: You're a horse!)
Where everything's the worst (PERCY: What is happening?)
Another terrible day
You can hate it here
But I hated it first
Just another terrible day
Stuck with these runts
In the muck and mud
Another terrible day
Oh gods!
(spoken) I need a drink
(sung)
Enjoy your stay
At Camp Half-blood
Honestly I think this is the best possible way they could have done the exposition for Camp Half-Blood. Like, sure they could have done a song that just explains what camp is like but instead they had a song that has an almost completely unrelated focus but still tells you everything you need to know.
3:00 sNOrt
Mercedes 606 I'M CRYING???
So here I am, jamming out to this in my room when it occurs to me....
We are pleased and happy by Mr D's suffering......I love it
So I know I’m pretty late to the discovery of this musical. I’ve only known about it for less than a week. But what I find amazing! Is that! Wait for it! This song begins in the key of D minor! Who wants to tell me that wasn’t planned?
[Percy]
"Did you say half god?"
[Dionysus]
"Yeah, and I half care!"
Pure gold, lol.
I love the style of this song!!!
ThIS IS MY FAVOURITE SOGN
I LOVE GEORGE
LMAO I LOVE THIS SONG GEORGE AS MR. D IS HONESTLY ME!!
IT'S MY FAVOURITE SO FAR BC GEORGE AND SO MANY OTHER MINOR-ISH CHARACTERS THAT
I think about how Mr D knew that Katie had archery on Thursdays and not flying lessons leading me to believe that Mr D knows his campers' schedules often
"MR. BRUNNER? YOU'RE A HORSE?!???!!??!??!?!"
The best line
*OK BUT IF THAT AU WAS REAL AND JEREMY'S SQUIP WAS MICHAEL THIS IS ESSENTIALLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN*
I feel like George Salazar+This song depicted Dionysus perfectly!
he is the embodiment of depression.
“Being alive is temporary” is my new favorite threat
Headcanon: Mr. D, since he's Dionysus, is literally just Hungover. He was black out drunk for many thousands of years, I would imagine, but now that he can't do the alcohol thing, as long as I remember, he'd be incredibly hungover, right? Maybe that's why he's so mean.
Angus MacLellan Hes an Oh God of Hangovers
//slams the repeat button 10000000 times
EnbysCorner same This is what I do wile I do my homework
I actually do this.
Me, age 12: Oh I hate Dionysus
Me now: Omg, I am Dionysus
I still cant believe Mr D. And Grover were played by the same actor they're polar opposites and I love it.
I love the part where Percy is freaking out that Chiron is a centaur an Mr.D just continues to sing
I can't help but picture a drunk angry micheal singing this every time i listen to it. Lol
Charles would never do that to Selena !!!!
MR BRUNNER! YOU'RE A HORSE? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE??!
I absolutely love this song
SILENA AND BECKENDORF N O
DON'T YOU DARE BREAK THEM UP
AND STOP GIVING ME WAR FLASHBACKS TO THE BOOKS
Also I'm gonna have to sing this when the first day of school comes around for me
“You can hate it here but I hAtED iT FIRST!”
@ Seniors to Freshman at the beginning of school
This is what Micheal would grow up into if he never made up with Jeremy
CookieMastah headcanon accepted
So true. Someone needs to write a series about this! *Oh wait* I mean, with Michael. It'd be so good
A Greek god?
at my boarding school, our main teacher always wakes us up with music, well one year our main teacher was our music teacher, and she absolutely LOVED this musical. So every morning she would walk in, abruptly turn on the lights, and start stomping around while singing this. Best school year ever!
I actually loved it so much, I changed my alarm clock sound to this now.
whoop! I was waiting for the next time you upload another song °∆°
saame
*Katy Gardner is Evan Hansen as a girl*
Why do I think this?
1. Broken Arm
2. Broke arm by falling off something
3. Cares about trees
There ya go, I'll let you guys think about that.
o H MY G O D
YEeeEEeEeEeSSsSSsssSS
Percy is my spirit animal in this.
He literally screams “WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!”
Dionysus in the bathroom
Percy screaming in the background is such a mood
This song literally fits so well with Dionysus’ character, it’s insane how accurate this is
Yippe Skippy is my new favorite phrase
"you can hate it here but i hated it first" me to my younger siblings 😂😂😂😂
I listened to this right around the time I listened to be more chill.... It's taken me like... 4 months to find out that this was... George Salazar. This guy is /amazing/ at his roles-!
Like holy shit- dude.
Just in case anyone is wondering, the singer is George Salazar. He's a GREAT singer and actor. Check him out!
"I need a drink..." - Every Parent To Exist
why haven’t i found this gem of a musical sooner
This whole song is a mood
I almost spit out my water from laughing when percy started saying "this guy is saying crazy stuff about nymphs and gods"
George Salazar is so great
I LOVE PERCY SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND WOWOWOW
One thing I love about this song is that even though Mr. D never remembers everyone's name, (well, except for Charlie, Silena and Katie but) he actually remembers that Katie doesn't have flying lessons on Thursdays, she has archery.
*quietly sobbing in a corner*
Awesome party I’m so glad I came