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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Kev gives the best-worst advice that he possibly can answering your questions via dearkev@kevonstage.com

КОМЕНТАРІ • 389

  • @vaporrsslave6766
    @vaporrsslave6766 4 роки тому +330

    "I threw that thang on your pop pop and he died"
    -KevOnStage

    • @SlimmStudd
      @SlimmStudd 4 роки тому +9

      InKomatose that part took me out!!!
      🤣💀⚰️

    • @user-sh2nr2gd7y
      @user-sh2nr2gd7y 4 роки тому +7

      Baaaabbyy I hollered

    • @newgrowth74
      @newgrowth74 4 роки тому +18

      InKomatose “and that’s yo fault” 😂😂😂

    • @Liya_Marie
      @Liya_Marie 4 роки тому +3

      InKomatose listen!!! I have 🗣BARELY recovered 😭😭😭😭. Real tears lmbo!!

  • @rosiehendricks490
    @rosiehendricks490 4 роки тому +141

    I love that he puts his glasses in the mug 😂🤣

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins 4 роки тому +80

    "You ain't finna tear nothing up." Omg, I'm going to sleep!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 4 роки тому +170

    Kev snuck something real in there. Nothing hurts an ex who knows they did you wrong more than you moving on like it’s no problem. Live your best life without them!

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins 4 роки тому +170

    "A charcuterie board before the main course." Melissa, come and get him!! 😩😂😂😂

  • @brownskinfelix3587
    @brownskinfelix3587 4 роки тому +98

    23 secs in
    Kev: "With that, let's get started, 😂😂😂."
    Me: Let the shenanigans begin...😂😂😂

  • @koolinwitk1789
    @koolinwitk1789 4 роки тому +163

    Dammit I cnt watch you I'm laughing way too hard and I'm pregnant... come on man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ I'll drop this child too soon messing with you 😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethmonique1993
    @elizabethmonique1993 4 роки тому +56

    Puts on glasses just to read over them lol

  • @hamady08
    @hamady08 4 роки тому +58

    Manscaped is sponsoring every podcast there is 😂

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm 4 роки тому +2

      Yep! 😂 Them n Skill Share!

  • @shelceyhampton5253
    @shelceyhampton5253 4 роки тому +68

    SOMEBODY COME GET THIS MAN! BUT BRING HIM BACK THO BC I NEED THE FOOLISHNESS FRIDAYS!

  • @PersonalPraise
    @PersonalPraise 4 роки тому +31

    Kev said, "It's like Power Rangers!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devanchin5083
    @devanchin5083 4 роки тому +22

    I was having a rough morning, like walk out on my family for good rough... but Kev got me to crack my first smile of the day 😂

  • @happyroyalty
    @happyroyalty 4 роки тому +22

    "I'm an idoit!" That whole last Q&A took me out!!! 😂😂😂

  • @shapeshifta247
    @shapeshifta247 4 роки тому +28

    My new Friday morning comedy show. Love this show. Maaan if u can get an animated visuals to go with the questions, that would be so clutch. Keep pushing kev

  • @AyannaFootman
    @AyannaFootman 4 роки тому +9

    The bloopers with the dinosaur noise has me crying!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @nicolelawrence7722
    @nicolelawrence7722 4 роки тому +7

    Anyone else need this Friday morning foolishness? Foolishness and fresh coffee..🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Love it Kevonstage!

  • @ShaniqueCampbell
    @ShaniqueCampbell 4 роки тому +5

    Those ad segways tho...... on point looooool

  • @Kensworld28
    @Kensworld28 4 роки тому +9

    Basically a whole TV network at this point

  • @Yet2b4Sakn
    @Yet2b4Sakn 4 роки тому +13

    Anybody else hear Kevin say BUTT during random times in your head when you are not watching or listening to him?

    • @Trombonegoddess86
      @Trombonegoddess86 4 роки тому +2

      Yet2b4Sakn yes. My husband has asked me to please stop saying BUTT like that. But it’s too fun to stop! 🤣

  • @gus_ogts4648
    @gus_ogts4648 4 роки тому +7

    he said "you looking good with your soggy body" im done 😂😂😂

  • @tomeciaedwards
    @tomeciaedwards 4 роки тому +20

    Listen 👂 don't y'all listen to Kev! Out here smelling like a tackle box 😂🤣 😂! No Sir

  • @PerillyGaming
    @PerillyGaming 4 роки тому +8

    Kev, put “The Lord Fights My Battles” onna shirt. Like for a Amen!

  • @rodentcafeteria
    @rodentcafeteria 4 роки тому +22

    Why does he need his glasses to read a question, but not when he's reading a commercial?

    • @zChelly90
      @zChelly90 4 роки тому

      Right!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm 4 роки тому +5

      The same reason why his coffee mug is the holder for said bootleg glasses!! 🤣😂😂😭😭😭 For real tho I'm wondering if the emails are a smaller font, but the commercials, he can rewrite n adjust the size.

    • @justtashamia
      @justtashamia 4 роки тому +11

      He had Lasik. He just likes wearing them. They are his old glasses.

    • @marvinabarnes12
      @marvinabarnes12 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @texascreoleshani3725
      @texascreoleshani3725 4 роки тому +5

      rodentcafeteria It’s part of the act. I know me and a few other people commented on earlier episodes about how funny it was when Kev smashes the glasses onto his face. I’m sure he read the comments because he’s using the glasses even more. I’m pretty sure it’s a permanent prop of his “Dear Kev” outfit. 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

  • @IAM1OUTOF60
    @IAM1OUTOF60 4 роки тому +3

    BRO YOU ARE REMEDIAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ISpyLexi
    @ISpyLexi 4 роки тому +2

    An advising podcast refusing to advise on serious issues? 🧐... I love it😂😂

  • @canb1648
    @canb1648 4 роки тому +1

    The cheering at the end...📢THAT'S HOW REAL ONES SHOW SUPPORT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯

  • @lovebug6388
    @lovebug6388 4 роки тому +4

    They must have met $100k in student loan debt.....

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 4 роки тому +44

    His head game better be amazing

    • @ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek
      @ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek 4 роки тому +9

      I might need security still ain’t enough 😂

    • @digthewarmth
      @digthewarmth 4 роки тому +6

      That and he needs to become a Master at toys and get himself a really kinky girl that gets maybe more excited about toys than the real thing.

  • @allienimmons308
    @allienimmons308 4 роки тому +1

    “Keep a musty cooch” knocked me tf out

  • @antoinycemathis
    @antoinycemathis 4 роки тому +5

    Love the bloopers lol... now we know why this show isn't live lol

  • @bdott8912
    @bdott8912 4 роки тому +3

    You are HILARIOUS!!! The bloopers had me at work crying. I am tuned in forever!

  • @hannahmontana5378
    @hannahmontana5378 4 роки тому +3

    “Simple you hurt him worse “😭

  • @Ldubs80
    @Ldubs80 4 роки тому +9

    How does Melissa deal with you?? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shawannabd
    @shawannabd 4 роки тому +1

    That ballwash segment was HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 4 роки тому +4

    Nooo, a chastity belt?? Like Princess Bride?! 😂

  • @greenytaddict
    @greenytaddict 4 роки тому +13

    i'm convinced there is congnac in that cup

  • @DiDi-ep9sp
    @DiDi-ep9sp 4 роки тому

    “Ma’am I’m an idiot!”😂😂😂

  • @angelmason23
    @angelmason23 4 роки тому +6

    I need just a little more wee wee 😩😂😂😂😂💀 GOODBYE SIR!

  • @SakinahPalmer
    @SakinahPalmer 4 роки тому +4

    You are fired! Best worst advice. I cannot. Tug boat. I hope this isn’t real. He needs to find someone who isn’t interested in sexy time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miab4594
    @miab4594 4 роки тому +1

    “Don’t write me no more.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IAmSyeK
    @IAmSyeK 4 роки тому +4

    40??? I just knew that letter was coming from a teen 😒🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @jessicabagneris633
    @jessicabagneris633 4 роки тому +3

    Millennial: We “people do not have 100,000 saved”

  • @cget
    @cget 4 роки тому +4

    Lol that no shaving thing is good advice to avoid fornicating. When my girl came down to see me, things got a little hot, but we never went there because she purposely didn't shave. Not that it would restrain me, but because she ain't want me to see her like that.

  • @Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 роки тому +19

    Its 6:20 AM, “you got a lil wee-wee” 😂😂🙌🏾 I’m laughing too loud right now. “Everybody dont want their back blown out” 🙃 Why is he like this? It’s beyond me. #THEFUNNIESTCOMEDIAN ... Annyywhoooo.... just express to her how you feel and be creative with it, using a faux Vienna sausage is a dead giveaway. Drink some Sea Moss, work on your stroke game, study where her g-spot is, and PRAY that it works because little peens aren’t fuf-filling.

    • @vividpurpleq
      @vividpurpleq 4 роки тому

      Girl this man said he suffers from micropenis.... that's less than 2 inches. Lol

  • @kristopherrobinson3250
    @kristopherrobinson3250 4 роки тому +2

    I'mma need you to stop yelling BALLS!! I got earbuds in man!

  • @msfiesty88
    @msfiesty88 4 роки тому +1

    Omg, Kev. Wth?😂😂😂 I'm glad I work from home or somebody would think I was crazy cause I be over here dyyyiiing 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀. I can't with your shenanigans sir.😂😂

  • @missadug
    @missadug 4 роки тому

    Kev! You got me laughing walking through the airport like a crazy person😂😂😂😂😂

  • @islammedheryamz8546
    @islammedheryamz8546 4 роки тому +5

    Centimeter Peter in tha building lol

  • @alexjandroceron2658
    @alexjandroceron2658 4 роки тому +1

    Kev mean af for this one

  • @Gamervibes08
    @Gamervibes08 4 роки тому

    Idk if i'm just childish but every time Kev says balls or nuts I bust out laughing!

  • @antoinycemathis
    @antoinycemathis 4 роки тому +2

    TRUE PAIN... Just move on without me, and you're HAPPY?! Take pictures of your life without him!! (Kev... I don't think you meant to give actual GOOD advice, but this was actually good lol)

  • @ericwilliams1046
    @ericwilliams1046 4 роки тому +2

    Tackle box box😂😂😂😂😂

  • @renisawinborn234
    @renisawinborn234 4 роки тому

    "Keep a musty cooch"... KevonStage 😂😂😂

  • @Queeen_Dej
    @Queeen_Dej 4 роки тому

    Kev done turn Dr. Seuss on us 🤣🤣🤣 started rhyming his words lol

  • @Olivia-qg2qh
    @Olivia-qg2qh 4 роки тому

    I've been skipping over these segments because I foolishly thought these were serious. Now I gotta go back & watch them all 😂😂

  • @kadmielvalcin
    @kadmielvalcin 4 роки тому

    😂😂 22:33, 22:43, 23:08 - what was that? Chewbacca being choked? 🤣🤣🤣 That was hilarious! Great show! God bless you, Kev.

  • @davaceniaadams881
    @davaceniaadams881 4 роки тому +2

    "MAAM!! IM AN IDIOT !!" - KEVONSTAGE

  • @2StepMyyo
    @2StepMyyo 4 роки тому +1

    Kev tried to leave the sex toys and move to little people and then said naw... sex toys is your only move😂😂😂

  • @MeanKno
    @MeanKno 4 роки тому +3

    Stink or not....he still gonna smash

  • @BiancaJ43
    @BiancaJ43 4 роки тому +18

    Use your mouth!!!!!

  • @cmh7925
    @cmh7925 4 роки тому

    A minute in and already cannot with Kev!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 really a tug boat? Life raft???😂😂😂

  • @cecep7259
    @cecep7259 4 роки тому

    “Garden”, read books 😭😂😂😂

  • @monicahope3615
    @monicahope3615 4 роки тому +1

    Your bloopers though!

  • @lisaeleanor8559
    @lisaeleanor8559 4 роки тому

    Lol. Lawd have mercy.... Lol. It's not comfortable laughing, and drinking at the same time.... Everything just came back up and out....lol

  • @juicyparsons
    @juicyparsons 4 роки тому

    "this smell like a tackle box!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jayowulf8464
    @jayowulf8464 4 роки тому +3

    “You thought it was jello, naw that was muh buuuutt.” Jesus Kevin 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @kuroichan101
    @kuroichan101 4 роки тому

    For the domesric violence question... DONT risk your life and childs life to try to be with someone who would try to beat you. Who knows if they would try that again

  • @mzPotHead08
    @mzPotHead08 4 роки тому

    Bruh I ain't even 2 and a half minutes in yet!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ccgrad03
    @ccgrad03 4 роки тому +2

    Those "B" words were hard to get out today...Brad=Bad...Brack=Black lol

  • @brandongarrison1005
    @brandongarrison1005 4 роки тому

    He said KevOnHANDS 😂

  • @ehalljay1
    @ehalljay1 4 роки тому +3

    Why the (inappropriate) are you not in a movie... You got that it (universal) factor dawg... I mean.. Seriously . . . maybe some cameo money? Just sayin' - any way I'm rooting for you! Lol great content.. Lol very entertaining....😂😂😂

  • @Ujnimber2
    @Ujnimber2 4 роки тому

    That pre-roast tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Redefine7
    @Redefine7 4 роки тому

    Wee wee 😂😂😂 I just cried laughing 😂

  • @reginasbrooks
    @reginasbrooks 4 роки тому +1

    Kev, I'm calling the police!

  • @leroyrobinson1392
    @leroyrobinson1392 4 роки тому +1

    "..then you can have Real Sex" omg. Yo Kev. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

  • @2StepMyyo
    @2StepMyyo 4 роки тому +1

    Kevin "Who do you think I am" Fredericks

  • @Karamelmocha32
    @Karamelmocha32 4 роки тому +4

    YOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I HATE KEV!
    He got me over here at work screaming like I'm at home. Im sure glad my supervisor never on time😭😭

  • @MEISTER1UP
    @MEISTER1UP 4 роки тому

    Thank you, I needed a little(no pun intended) away from everyday. Lol

  • @Pjazz1
    @Pjazz1 4 роки тому

    I laughed out loud the whole time🤣🤣😩

  • @lexiscy4630
    @lexiscy4630 4 роки тому +2

    And that’s yo fault lmaoooo !!

  • @ElleBoogie504
    @ElleBoogie504 4 роки тому +5

    All of me, is a little peen!!!!!! Lol

  • @alaina9417
    @alaina9417 4 роки тому

    Ok funniest episode by far! Keep it going Kev

  • @MokgobiLedwaba
    @MokgobiLedwaba 4 роки тому

    WHAT!? A Power Ranger WeeWee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deonatillman
    @deonatillman 4 роки тому

    For the next year when I mess up imma make the chewbacca/gollum/gargle sound from this video

  • @KhalilahBall
    @KhalilahBall 4 роки тому +1

    I DO NOT LIKE AND CANNOT STAND KEVIN ALLEN FREDERICKS! 😂🤣😂😂 #crazyperson

  • @nightangel3578
    @nightangel3578 4 роки тому +1

    Becoming grotesque will NOT work. Have y'all seen some of these mothers out here?

  • @405Bullies
    @405Bullies 4 роки тому +1

    Nice transition

  • @kamilliaspain2882
    @kamilliaspain2882 4 роки тому +1

    Not Pop Pop!!!! LMBO

  • @nadinelouidor9277
    @nadinelouidor9277 4 роки тому

    Not Powpow... 😂😂😂

  • @fblstv
    @fblstv 4 роки тому +4

    Not pop pop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobfitchett4484
    @jacobfitchett4484 4 роки тому +3

    🔫✋🏾👮🏾‍♂️ no Kevin 🙉🙉

  • @MsKitty12291
    @MsKitty12291 4 роки тому +1

    Some guys dont care how it smells or look. Bc its plenty of girls I've seen with babies and IK they dont wash good anywhere

    • @MsKwesi
      @MsKwesi 4 роки тому

      Correct! They just wanna get in it!

  • @ayofro3377
    @ayofro3377 4 роки тому

    Man kev so hell lmaooo

  • @divinemissw
    @divinemissw 4 роки тому

    OMG, I am rolling....😂🤣

  • @GodsMusician9784
    @GodsMusician9784 4 роки тому

    KOS: "It is a disease that limits my physical capabilities and hinders my intimacy with women. The dihdee-..."
    Church: 🏃‍♂️💨🙌
    You were speaking in all kinda TONGUES!! The real Holy Ghost!! 🙌😂🤣😂

  • @jaso3920
    @jaso3920 4 роки тому

    Look at the wife in the back!! 🥰

  • @jlawrence7948
    @jlawrence7948 4 роки тому

    Man, U crazy Bro......

  • @PlataNoDC
    @PlataNoDC 4 роки тому

    Hey Kev what’s the headcount on those sheets 😂

  • @estrellacruz1139
    @estrellacruz1139 4 роки тому

    Come on Kev. You gotta at least try to answer the real questions. The people need you!!!!

  • @Leshay5
    @Leshay5 4 роки тому

    I’m 34, going on 35! 😜😝😛