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If I remember correctly, the community manager was a furry and that weirdo was trying to ban people for making fun of furry degeneres. or was it a woman? You never know these days around these weird liberals.
I only had to go one time to the ER and the funniest shit ever was the doctor next door screaming "WHAT DRUGS DID YOU TAKE?" "I can't treat you if I dont know what you took"
We had a contract with our children stating that if they were ever drunk or impaired, they would call us so we could pick them up. My middle son called me from a Freddy’s because the bathroom floor was hot lava He was tripping balls on mushrooms. He was 17 years old at the time and no he did not get in trouble because that was our contract. I had to explain to him that I had hot lava resistant tires and that’s how we could drive on the road. We also did a lot of thumbs up. He wanted a lot of thumbs up that everything was OK. Was I upset that he experimented with mushrooms? yes!! but I was so grateful he called me and he did not drive home. I’m talking about so so so grateful. I don’t know if a written contract works for everyone, but it was something that the schools had us do and I’m so grateful for it because he took that shit serious even in his donkey Kong Mario kart brain
Donkey kong mario kart brain lol. You sound like a great mom, my dad has always picked me up no matter what and I've been in similar states, you don't realise how blessed u are until you mention it offhand and other peoples eyes widen that you guys are that cool
We kind of did the same thing with our son. He never would drive impaired. I was always so proud of him being responsible enough to call me instead of driving.
@ Not my so sons nana She would have said, let me try some some Mijo. My mother never did drugs or drink alcohol, but for some reason when she got into her late 60s, she wanted to try weed. 🤷🏻♀️ I wish I would’ve bought some for her before she passed away.
buddy of mine drove home on acid once. he almost crashed his car because he was "watching the alien wars in the sky". so glad you didn't let your kid drive himself home
😂 You got that right. If you don't respect the mushrooms they will disrespect you in a hard way lol. When I trip I make sure I've got everything I may need or want on hand, and I have a rule about not leaving my designated trip space, whether that be my room, the woods or anywhere else that I know will be 100% devoid of other people. Sober people _always_ fuck with my trip lol.
@@TheExplosiveGuyor just dont do drugs. Shits known to sky rocket peoples mental health. Especially if you already have something wrong, i know people who have completely lost their minds and havent come back, i even had issues for a few years feeling like my entire life is fake and im in a coma dying and nothing is real. Its not just “disrespecting the shrooms”
@@angelamfieldi wanna see your reaction when you‘re in psilocybin and some bots force you in chains, lock you into a car. Clearly you never did psychedelics
The fact in his krangled state he managed to bite that female officers behind is beyond me. I'm sorry but the whole thing was too funny. If you cant protect yourself against someone on mushrooms maybe being a cop aint for you
@@jaimeparquette7885 google acron + cop and watch the video. It’s hilarious. The cop thinks an acron dropping down in the hood of his car is a gun shot and he starts shooting at it and rolls in the road saying he’s been hit 🤣🤣
Your statement put me on the floor. I couldn’t stop laughing. I almost passed out watching this, reading the comments and then seeing your comment put me nearly over the cliff!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Coming to terms with your mortality, humility and common sense while sitting in a jail cell and realizing you committed some pretty stupid crimes with one of them being a felony is one of my worst nightmares!
@@TheRenster500a felony is ur worse nightmare ? Sheesh what about drowning or burning. His bail is like $100 probably if he wasn’t on probation. He def won’t have a bail for violating probation tho
Aggressively fought with officers and then abruptly stopped, picked up a random cell phone, and said "Oh phone" had me laughing so hard. A squirrel moment. 😂😂😂
@@lileofficial4273I play Elder scrolls online. In the time it took me to build my house in the elf city. My brother built a house in real life. Pretty embarrassing.
@@lileofficial4273 Why spend your time going somewhere you don't like for the major order when you can dive on a planet you actually like? You don't play Helldivers for the MOs, you play it to have fun
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Absolutely crazy pivot to the ad, I am shocked, confused, and so discombobulated that I almost subscribed to ScentBird before I realized what I was doing??
Right? What's the video called? Edit: found it, it's the cop who mag dumped his own car with a suspect in the backseat because he heard an acorn fall and mistook it for a gunshot
The majority of cops are normal people who just wanna do their job and cause no trouble. The news tends to only report on the shady ones, which skews the public's perception of police overall. That's why I'm so glad these bodycam vids exist. They give us a view into their daily lives on the job. Many people don't realize how unbelievably difficult being a cop is. Bodycams also reveal shady cops, which is a good thing.
I dig most cops,. There are a few I delt with that weren't cool,. But I am always respectful, and if I'm gonna disagree or argue, I do it the appropriate way,. I get a lawyer and go to court,,. Thank you for your service officers! You all deserve way more money! All first responders do! Mad respect 🙏🏽
I don't think they are going to forget any encounters with this guy after this. He will be "Mushroom Kyle" from now until the day he dies or moves out of the area.
@@Whacintosh Search for the video, you won't regret it. A quick summary: cops detain a man and put him in the back of their police cruiser. Important detail: he was cuffed and searched meaning the cops knew he hadn't any weapons on him. One nervous cop on the scene was searching the area when an acorn fell on the police cruiser. Cop turns around shooting at his own car (the suspect was unharmed). And if I'm not mistaken another cop nearby also performed a Barrell roll on the ground. Just watch the video it's such a sh*t show.
This is one of the first videos in awhile where I didn’t skip at all. Usually I will skip over some, but literally every time it involved this guy it was so entertaining. It’s weird to watch people on drugs when you’ve never experienced those drugs before… nothings makes sense!
I’ve been drunk before but still can’t wrap my mind around the behavior of some of these people. If booze made me that way, I certainly would avoid consuming it. Same with any drug that lands me in cuffs.
I wanted to like the guy but then I remember how he even got there in the first place, then would have a nice little rant, only to make his situation worse right after! I seriously could not breath when he bit that cop omg. But I had a blast, all 20 minutes! 😂
Nope he is Kyle and you should be Carl bc this is what Kyles are like. It's just easier for you to change bc you recognize he is the problem. Kyles are Kyles and then theres the rest of us. I'm sorry to have to have told you this, Carl. Godspeed.
My names Kyle, 34. Been feeling down and like a failure because my highest paying job has only been $25/hr. Then I see this and feel a little bit better about myself.
don't be down on yourself because you don't make too much money. People that make a lot of money aren't better than you or me or anyone, they just think they are!
I'm coming at this as someone who is sober from cocaine. Never really had a psychotic break from it, but this is a very good example of why you shouldn't do drugs. I was irrational. I was an agry person. While I wasn't a violent person, it could very easily make me violent and raging. The BEST THING I have ever done was get clean from that stuff. If you are struggling with drugs and alcohol, if you are sad, unhappy, ready for things to just get better, I am telling you from experience. Getting sober is the first start regardless of how difficult it is. It takes a lot of self will and determination to NOT use again. I cut out nearly everyone in my life, I made new friends, reignited friendships with old friends who are sober and dont use. I suffered mental and physical pain for a while, but I am genuinely better because I got sober. Please. Even if this is just a small message to you, consider getting sober. YOU DESERVE IT!
14:23 Are we gonna ignore the fact that the officer absolutely nailed the time? I’m not sure if he was looking at a clock or not, but he damn near got it to the second it changed. Him saying “probably” makes me think he wasn’t looking at a clock.
I've been on shrooms many a time, but never like this! I just giggle a lot and trip out on nature. I have to say, the comments section is comedy gold. You guys had me chuckling!
Even for prescription meds, people can have totally different reactions: they can work great for one person, and the next person had only side effects, etc. I suspect even more so with mushrooms, where you don’t know exactly how much, what strain, how old they are, or. Some even have issues with MJ. For an unlucky few, it triggers a first psychotic episode where people hallucinate. It’s rare, but real and known in medical circles.
Why can't people just do their drugs and chill like a normal person? Every person I have ever met that was on shrooms was the most chill and funny person, how do you get angry and hostile on a hippie drug???? Major Mental Problems for sure!
This guy, Will Ferrell as an in character mugatu from zoolander, and steven hawking in the epstein temple circa 2015. Also steve is doing the weird midget sex stuff he allegedly did the WHOLE time and the kicker? Bots are coming.
Yea we are not allowed to do that. We are constantly reminding of that during our saftey sessions. It's a liability, cheaper to write off a pack of cigarettes, than going to the ICU with a broken rib.
Duh. Value of human life aside, the employee is more expensive than some cigarettes. So yes making yourself a liability by trying to fight someone who could be armed with 0 training definitely should be against policy.
@matthewradtke9573 and now we live in a society where everyone stands back and watches as criminals take over. People refuse to step in and help regardless of the crime being committed.
Exactly. This crap would stop TOMORROW, if cops would...shiat, YT will kick me off if I say what I'd LIKE to say. Mercifully, they won't have that kind of power after Trump is done with these social media platforms. Their Marxist BS is going away.
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 Perhaps a look at the facts would help you to overcome your cavalier dismissal of the realities of American law enforcement... • "Firearm Injuries During Legal Interventions: Nationwide Analysis", Journal of Trauma and Acute Care Services (Sept 2021) • "Police Encounters, Mental Illness and Injury: An Exploratory Investigation", National Institutes of Health Library (2010) • "Use of Force By Police: An Overview of National and Local Data" (PDF), US Office of Justice of the Peace • "The Dynamics of Excessive Force", Chicago Unbound (2016)
@@grizzyy26 nah it was a male, you should look it up, kinda rediculous, that trigger finger on that cop was crazy, acorn = bang = shot = returning fire, yeah and a second cop joined in on the fire on the vehicle
I know Wisconsin has different laws about obtaining bodycam footage vs some other statey and that's the reason why there is so much footage from there but I like to think that all the crime happens only in Wisconsin and it's complete disaster there.
I live in iowa, all of the midwest gets to reap the consequences of the crime factory known as Chicago. Notice how close to the Illinois border most of these cases are.
I imagine it's because the person who is obtaining all the footage is from that area. Someone has to go through it all and find the good stuff, so you can imagine why they focus on one area.
We're the most alcoholic state, far outpacing the field, in general average consumption per adult and the weight on public health from DUI's etc. Putting up Frozen Tundra numbers of intoxication. It's a German-Irish heritage thing surely but also that our Wisconsin culture supports this lifestyle wholeheartedly
What a polished employee, referring to customers as guest even when recalling stressful situation to police is a sign of excellent customer service and unwavering commitment to company policy
Just one year , for sexually assaulting one cop by biting her on the ass? Being a man child . Assault on Leo and hospital staff? One year? One year? He was already on probation which did nothing . 😢 This system is destroyed
People don't understand how annoying probation is. It's awful. Seven years of it, for a guy like this? He'll inevitably test dirty eventually and land right back in prison.
Sounds better than jail lol. Weekly appoints with an officer? Drug tests? That sounds easy. If probation is that much of an inconvenience maybe don't be a criminal lmao
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One of the worst things in this country is how we treat addiction.. like you all aren't here for a fix.
Here is your sign to not buy garbage T-Shirts from LEOs.
@@promethiac2641 One of the worst things in this country is cops making money off of arresting people that need help.
His signature scent is probably heavily diluted Eagle Sweat.
@@Mark-jb9hx here's your sign i'm gonna send you every piece of merch i got
"I know you wanna go home and play helldivers" GOT ME ON THE FLOOR!
i was opening helldivers as he said it makes it 1000 times better
LMFAO I'm at a buddy's house, and this is, indeed, all I want.😂
For real. That caught me off guard
Bro is traumatized from the bugs and bots
Also has what I'm pretty sure is a Master Sword tattoo. He's a big vidya fan I guess.
I can't believe they finally arrested the Helldivers community manager
He seems a bit too stable to be one.
Joel no lol
If I remember correctly, the community manager was a furry and that weirdo was trying to ban people for making fun of furry degeneres. or was it a woman? You never know these days around these weird liberals.
i cant believe he was the bay harbour butcher all along
😂😂
Worst trip sitters ever
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂indeed!
I JUST came here to say I've always been told to have a babysitter if going on such an adventure.. I see why now.. 😬😆
I'm a great trip sitter js
Somehow I don't think it registered in his head. Would of said brain but really!
Police believed he may be under the influence of mushrooms. Kyle immediately: I had 4
Lol i thought the same thing!!
They found a redditor in the wild.
R/drugscirclejerk
He looks like the bikelock protest guy (one who hit a guy in the head with a bike lock, guy he hit was trying to calm people down)
He's definitely the asshole today
First thing that came to my mind, he's a reddit mod.
Nailed it.
The Helldivers comment, the Mushrooms and the cop playing the Star Wars theme in in squad car hahahhaha what a magical video.
and then the sweet irony where his cheeks got sedated lmao
well, how many mushrooms did *YOU* take?!
" How many mushrooms have you taken? I had 4 "
" Officers believed he may have been under the influence of something. Possibly mushrooms "
😂
4 is a lot of mushrooms bro he aint take 1 he said 4. And he aint stayin home.hes being stupid stealin cigs
Mushrooms don't do this lol
@@aricv1295 yeah I'm calling shenanigans on that one myself, I've eaten a good 7g in one go and wasn't anywhere near that far gone
@@aricv1295 Mushrooms and two redbulls then.
@@aricv1295as an experienced psychonaut, they absolutely can.
I worked night shift in a ER for 10 years. This brings back memories of some of the "Fun" times I had.
I only had to go one time to the ER and the funniest shit ever was the doctor next door screaming "WHAT DRUGS DID YOU TAKE?" "I can't treat you if I dont know what you took"
The fun guys 🍄🟫
I used to volunteer at a medical facility set up at a campground where they had hippie music festivals. I don't miss this shit at all.
Even his clothes are on drugs.
Great comment! 😂
🤣😂🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂I love tye-dye but without all the crap written on it, but that was funny.
Haha 😂😂😂😂
Shaggy really went down hill after Scooby Doo passed...
Zoinks!
WHAT... Scooby's dead????🥺🥹😫😫😫😫😫
He's more like a evil hippy Manson type now.
@@only.me.loulou He had too much mushrooms
Dude doesn’t even resemble Shaggy at all
This guy has a serious obsession with back door carnality
And he’s never had it or anything of that matter
Back door carnality? 😂😂😂❤
the man's got his pleasures
I don't know if he want to receive it or give it 😂
Backdoor Carnality is going to be my band name if I ever start a band.
14:22 check out the body cam clock in the top right corner. Dude NAILED the time.
even a signature scent from scentbird can’t help this guy :(
Real 😭
He would've just ended up trying to get high off the fragrance fumes anyway
I can’t
I don't think Scentbird wants to sell his signature scent. 🤭
@@TheJoyFinder onions and shit
Lessons for kids:
1) Don’t do drugs
2) Stop playing GTA Wisconsin and play Helldivers instead
no
Imagine if there was a game called GTA: Camden New Jersey.
@@MDE1984wasn't Carcer City from Manhunt supposedly based on Camden?
I wonder what the GTA equivalent to Wisconsin would be named?
@tikalthewhimsicott2736
Oh.
Actually I think it was.
Dudes voice is goofy as hell seems like he is having a good time lmao thanks for the laughs Kyle
sounds like ed from ed edd and eddy 😂😂
if he was black you wouldn’t be leaving this comment lmao
Man quantum leaped here from Woodstock 1965.
What a legend ! LMAO. His mates watched the video, and they keep laughing. He will earn respect in his community.
I mean you gotta make the best of it....
We had a contract with our children stating that if they were ever drunk or impaired, they would call us so we could pick them up.
My middle son called me from a Freddy’s because the bathroom floor was hot lava
He was tripping balls on mushrooms. He was 17 years old at the time and no he did not get in trouble because that was our contract. I had to explain to him that I had hot lava resistant tires and that’s how we could drive on the road. We also did a lot of thumbs up. He wanted a lot of thumbs up that everything was OK.
Was I upset that he experimented with mushrooms? yes!! but I was so grateful he called me and he did not drive home. I’m talking about so so so grateful. I don’t know if a written contract works for everyone, but it was something that the schools had us do and I’m so grateful for it because he took that shit serious even in his donkey Kong Mario kart brain
Donkey kong mario kart brain lol. You sound like a great mom, my dad has always picked me up no matter what and I've been in similar states, you don't realise how blessed u are until you mention it offhand and other peoples eyes widen that you guys are that cool
We kind of did the same thing with our son. He never would drive impaired. I was always so proud of him being responsible enough to call me instead of driving.
My mother would call the cops on me for just smoking weed. I could never imagine.
@ Not my so sons nana She would have said, let me try some some Mijo. My mother never did drugs or drink alcohol, but for some reason when she got into her late 60s, she wanted to try weed. 🤷🏻♀️ I wish I would’ve bought some for her before she passed away.
buddy of mine drove home on acid once. he almost crashed his car because he was "watching the alien wars in the sky". so glad you didn't let your kid drive himself home
The boy disrespected the mushrooms and they took matters into their own hands
lol %100
😂 You got that right. If you don't respect the mushrooms they will disrespect you in a hard way lol. When I trip I make sure I've got everything I may need or want on hand, and I have a rule about not leaving my designated trip space, whether that be my room, the woods or anywhere else that I know will be 100% devoid of other people. Sober people _always_ fuck with my trip lol.
😂😂😂😂😂❤
@@TheExplosiveGuyor just dont do drugs. Shits known to sky rocket peoples mental health. Especially if you already have something wrong, i know people who have completely lost their minds and havent come back, i even had issues for a few years feeling like my entire life is fake and im in a coma dying and nothing is real. Its not just “disrespecting the shrooms”
He's the calmest violent person I've ever seen.
He bit a butt cheek & kicked a cop so not completely calm.
@@angelamfield I may have done the same given half the chance and half the drugs 🤣
@@angelamfield but it was part of the game, you have to understand
Yea I mean several of his assaults were hugs so...
@@angelamfieldi wanna see your reaction when you‘re in psilocybin and some bots force you in chains, lock you into a car.
Clearly you never did psychedelics
It's amazing how often he worked buttfk into casual conversation 🤣
He'll do fine in jail or prison i think because of that.
Came across this as he was saying it lol
He’s got some kind of subconscious obsession 😂
@@MerrrryBeththat’s what I was thinking lol
@@MerrrryBeth *Happy Easterrr* !
"Hey phone" grabbing it and the cop actually freaking out is hilarious
im SO glad someone said this i was looking for this
I died laughing at that 😂
She didnt really freak out, just took it away from him. What kind of cop would let him do that lol
The “weeeeeee” as they are carrying him out of the car is absolutely hilarious!! 😂😅 this guys a trip!
I giggled at that part 😂😂
A trip on a trip at a trip! 😅
"Are you having a seizure?"
"You should know!" 😂
That part cheered me up hahaha 😆
The fact in his krangled state he managed to bite that female officers behind is beyond me. I'm sorry but the whole thing was too funny. If you cant protect yourself against someone on mushrooms maybe being a cop aint for you
The ‘weeeeeee’ deserves an award on its own! Absolute comedy genius without even trying. 😂
The look - the voice - I kept waiting for Scooby Doo to show up.
😂😂😂😂
Zoinks!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zoonks Scoob 😂😂😂😂
ZOINKS
Ok. The acorn line was actually pretty funny.
Maybe I live under a rock, but I didn't understand that....
@@jaimeparquette7885 some cop thought he was getting shot at but it was an acorn
@@jaimeparquette7885 google acron + cop and watch the video. It’s hilarious. The cop thinks an acron dropping down in the hood of his car is a gun shot and he starts shooting at it and rolls in the road saying he’s been hit 🤣🤣
@@jaimeparquette7885 look up acorn cop. A cop thought he was getting shot at by a handcuffed suspect in his car because an acorn landed on his car.
Happened in my town. It's a massive joke/cope here.
Bro is so friendly while being rude tf
This guy is throwing some comic gold. He’s being a real asshole, but he’s having a good ol time.
at everyone elses expense.
But how many mushrooms did you take?
19:32 "My name is Carson" says the good Doctor as Kyle chirps back, "Good for you Carson, you know you get butt f***ed later, right?" - - - 🤣
He might as well. it's Wisc. you can basically do what you want, just like Cali.
Your statement put me on the floor. I couldn’t stop laughing. I almost passed out watching this, reading the comments and then seeing your comment put me nearly over the cliff!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Of course his name is Kyle. Probably stole a Monster Energy.
And a gas station knife.
And 3 cans of zyn
This made me laugh so hard as someone that drinks monster xD
No doubt his drywall has been the victim of a domestic violence
Yeah ok Drew
Felony: Attempted Neckbeard
We’d try to make the neckbeard illegal but we have a lot of Amish so they’d fight that.
HILARIOUS!!!! Haha!!! I got a struggle beard too, so I’m offended!!!😂😂😂
How did you make neckbeard a blue lettered search link?!?!
@@jayschoenhaaar5369
So having a Beard is illegal now?
Damn Karen's out everywhere.
The real irony is you must have zero clue what a neckbeard is, way to ruin the insult lmao. Leave it to a boomer to ruin humor I suppose
If Quentin Tarantino was the lead role in Pineapple Express.....
I just know that comedown must've been DIABOLICAL
Coming to terms with your mortality, humility and common sense while sitting in a jail cell and realizing you committed some pretty stupid crimes with one of them being a felony is one of my worst nightmares!
@@TheRenster500a felony is ur worse nightmare ? Sheesh what about drowning or burning. His bail is like $100 probably if he wasn’t on probation. He def won’t have a bail for violating probation tho
@PathOfThe9 it's just a turn of phrase haha. But going to jail while tripping balls does sound like a nightmare!
@@PathOfThe9a felony can definitely ruin your life lol, but this guys prolly past a highly successful life
This was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen. Poor dude tripping while the Cantina theme is blasting in the police cruiser. I’m … crying. 😂😂😂😂
You need to watch the Woman Pulls Swatting Prank video here from a few days ago.
Ikr!! 😂😂😂
@@delicate_geniusThat video is so epic. I think about it at least once a week.
@@delicate_geniuslady with her dog that didn't want to listen?
😛I sent this everyone in my contact list 🤣
15:28 "he just bit my ass"
"Yep i did" he sounded so proud 😂
I lost it lmfao and then his “you know I had to bite you in the ass, right? I’m sorry, cuz you know I love you. I had to.” 😂
Just imagine her having to explain to spouse why she has a bit mark on her ass😂
Atleast he chose to bite the woman’s ass over the 2 dudes I give that to him😂
16:35 😂
It was a pretty bite able ass
Aggressively fought with officers and then abruptly stopped, picked up a random cell phone, and said "Oh phone" had me laughing so hard. A squirrel moment. 😂😂😂
This guy's signature scent would be "Probation Patchouli"
That shit had me laughing, very good way of putting an ad in a video
Perforated colon pine would probably be a good match for him I’m sure he’ll check it out with his new celly
😂😂😂 I can smell it thru the screen
his signature scent is bugs and oil from all the helldiving hes been doing
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
“I know you wanna go home and play Helldivers” 😂
Beefing over a stratagen
I literally read this comment as he was saying it lol. Dudes tweaked
I NEED STIMS
How did he know I wanted to go home and play Helldivers?
Got fix this liberty forsaken arm! My legggggg!
As a Wisconsinite I can’t even tell you how disrespectful it is to go crazy in a kwik trip. That is HOLY GROUND.
It's also incredibly dumb as they do not fuck around with security cameras.
Fellow Wisconsinite here. I personally would have gone for the custard filled bismarcks (yum) & not the cigs. Fortunately, KT doesn’t carry mushrooms.
As a Canadian who has never been to your state; we know this place because of "That 70's Show" 🤪
I know I felt so personally offended at Kwik Trip being attacked! That should honestly be another charge
SERIOUSLY i love kt felt bad for the employees i go to kwik everyday almost
The comments and narration on this video are BY FAR my favorite 😂😂😂
"How many mushrooms did you take?"
"I haven't tried them yet."
"You have some in your pocket."
"Do you want more?"
I like how they had him on his stomach before he finished the sentence "you know you can't get me on my stomach"...
Bots are coming! Hi Elon 😂
That Helldivers comment came so far out of left field I almost choked on my drink. XD
What were u drinking? Orange juice?
@@Cris08-eq3sd Peppermint Tea.
@@free4fireTHE DRINK OF DEMOCRACY
Well, he was being honest. We want to go home and play
Be careful because 5:22
“I’m hurt all over the place right now” me when the cashier rhetorically asks me how I am
The professional narration of "Exposed his bare ass" cracked me up! 😂
"medical staff decided to administer medication to both of his ass cheeks" lmao
@@AnthonyA-t8f he said ass cheeks a few more times after my comment! 🤣
Like exasperated parents. "Get in the car, Kyle."
Eric cartman vibes
This guy either had the worst night of his life or the best😂😂
When they picked him up it sounded like he thought he was on a rollercoaster
Both
@@justwinks1553 both ✌
@@Jabarri74 lmaoo
W Goblin pfp
The ad took me out because I thought the narrator was still being serious about the case
4:30 i know you wanna go home and play hell divers lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was just waiting for someone to say, “Let me guess, you’re one of those Chaos Divers?” Lmao
Is this some homosexual D&D thing 😂
I stated dying laughing
Right after he said that I was like I do wanna play helldivers! 😂
The helldivers community is gonna be enraged they arrested their leader.
No this is one of the guys on a bug planet that has nobody else on it and wastes 6 hours of his day making 0 progress
@@lileofficial4273I play Elder scrolls online. In the time it took me to build my house in the elf city. My brother built a house in real life. Pretty embarrassing.
@@lileofficial4273 Why spend your time going somewhere you don't like for the major order when you can dive on a planet you actually like? You don't play Helldivers for the MOs, you play it to have fun
na bro helldivers leader is based chad, this is discord mod or community manager
We do not claim this man. Maybe the COD community will take him.
At 16:30 he says,” Hi Elon” then the closeup on the cops face had me rollin. 😂
Loved that! 😂
Elon Rittenhouse
Well, he fits the description of the average Elon fanboy well enough anyhow.
Their faces right there are some of the best parts of the video.
Wondering if they have met before? 😅 Or did Kyle make an "educated" guess?
Code Blue Cam - you folks are the best! Love the narrator, editing & sound effects. Never miss an episode & watch ads.
Keep being awesome!🏆🇨🇦
There must be some engineering folks who are addicted to police body cam vids like me that could design a better cruiser to stuff suspects in.
"I've worked in a prison for 14 years" is such a scary flex from a doctor
Right? "I've strapped a thousand guys down"
@@MNNHMEyoo hol up lol
4:35 I’m absolutely crying😂😂😂 “oh look phone” ahahahahahahahahaha
This is the kinda guy I would move if they were my neighbor. What a total dud!!!
He was pretty amazed by that phone. 👀
"Repeat offenses" followed by 1,000 dollar bond. Astounding
Should it be 1 million dollars? Bond is for poor people. It keeps poors incarcerated.
Not much crime in Wisconsin
Do you really think this guy has $1,000? 😂
There are no bail bondsmen in WI. Suspect has to put up the full amount in cash to get out before trial.
@@routerhelp good call
@@ryantantalo4233 Thank you sir 🫡
That cop showed so much patience and grace with him in the ER garage. And he still be biting them like cmon.
The “how many shrooms you on” had me ROLLING 😂
The entire video was amusing
🍄🍄🍄🍄 🤘😵💫🤘 🎉
Kyle said I had 4 giggle giggle!!
Right? How many marijuanas are you on?? 😂
Absolutely crazy pivot to the ad, I am shocked, confused, and so discombobulated that I almost subscribed to ScentBird before I realized what I was doing??
I use Bond no9 Scent of Peace (for her), but I’m not sure if they stock that.
I use Bond no9 Scent of Peace.
Wow
I followed his instructions and am now a scientologist, and my computer has malware :(
I use Bond no9 Scent of Peace (for her), but I’m not sure if they stock that.
You have to admit, he totally got them with the acorn cop reference.
What's the time stamp?!
Right? What's the video called? Edit: found it, it's the cop who mag dumped his own car with a suspect in the backseat because he heard an acorn fall and mistook it for a gunshot
@@BenSITTER-g4c 7:18
That was funny as shit
that was gold
4:53 😂😂😂 this is hilarious!! Buddy is tweaking but hilarious at the same time! Let bro enjoy his buzzz lol
Those are some heroically patient cops. Not usually on their side but gotta respect them when they are making the best out of a tough situation.
Body cams changed things for most of em
The majority of cops are normal people who just wanna do their job and cause no trouble. The news tends to only report on the shady ones, which skews the public's perception of police overall. That's why I'm so glad these bodycam vids exist. They give us a view into their daily lives on the job. Many people don't realize how unbelievably difficult being a cop is. Bodycams also reveal shady cops, which is a good thing.
@@MidnightSonnet This
@@kitty10141definitely
I dig most cops,. There are a few I delt with that weren't cool,. But I am always respectful, and if I'm gonna disagree or argue, I do it the appropriate way,. I get a lawyer and go to court,,. Thank you for your service officers! You all deserve way more money! All first responders do! Mad respect 🙏🏽
He's going to refer to this encounter in conversation for the rest of his life and the officers will probably forget this in a week
I don't think they are going to forget any encounters with this guy after this. He will be "Mushroom Kyle" from now until the day he dies or moves out of the area.
i dont think they would forget something like this. especially the officer that got her but cheek bitten.
@@F150Enthusiast43what on earth
7:15 this guy threw me off when he mentioned the suppressed assault acorn that dropped on the cops car😂
Holy shit 😂😂
I’m out of the loop. What video is it referencing?
just search acorn shots fired, it'll pull it up.
@@Whacintosh A cop panicked when a acorn fell on his car next to him, and thought he was being shot at, resulting in him shooting.
@@Whacintosh Search for the video, you won't regret it.
A quick summary: cops detain a man and put him in the back of their police cruiser. Important detail: he was cuffed and searched meaning the cops knew he hadn't any weapons on him.
One nervous cop on the scene was searching the area when an acorn fell on the police cruiser. Cop turns around shooting at his own car (the suspect was unharmed).
And if I'm not mistaken another cop nearby also performed a Barrell roll on the ground.
Just watch the video it's such a sh*t show.
Was not expecting the narrator guy to say "bare ass". Fucking laughed so hard 😂
In jail tripping on mushrooms? That doesn't sound fun
What’s the fun in that dummy?
Ur one to call someone dumb
Re read that dummy then think real hard@@Vuhl-x8h
@@Vuhl-x8h He said it doesn't sound like fun. Read next time before you're rude to someone.
@@Vuhl-x8hdepends how many buddies you got in jail
@@Vuhl-x8hJesus Christ chill out I wonder if that's how you talk to people in person I highly doubt it because otherwise you get flatlined
I did not just hear bro say helldivers. Humanity is full of endless laughs and I’m here for it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the first videos in awhile where I didn’t skip at all. Usually I will skip over some, but literally every time it involved this guy it was so entertaining. It’s weird to watch people on drugs when you’ve never experienced those drugs before… nothings makes sense!
I’ve been drunk before but still can’t wrap my mind around the behavior of some of these people. If booze made me that way, I certainly would avoid consuming it. Same with any drug that lands me in cuffs.
Mushrooms are a delicate thing. You need to respect them, or they will disrespect you big time 😅
You’d love the one of the college kid tripping and freaking out about his “oomfies” and video game stuff the whole ride to jail lmao
@@splattedbyspookyo fuck yeah that shit was mad funny. The brain rot streamer
I wanted to like the guy but then I remember how he even got there in the first place, then would have a nice little rant, only to make his situation worse right after! I seriously could not breath when he bit that cop omg. But I had a blast, all 20 minutes! 😂
As an official representative of the Federation of Kyle's, we hereby denounce this individual and request he change his name to 'Carl'.
Nope he is Kyle and you should be Carl bc this is what Kyles are like. It's just easier for you to change bc you recognize he is the problem. Kyles are Kyles and then theres the rest of us. I'm sorry to have to have told you this, Carl. Godspeed.
My names Kyle, 34. Been feeling down and like a failure because my highest paying job has only been $25/hr. Then I see this and feel a little bit better about myself.
don't be down on yourself because you don't make too much money. People that make a lot of money aren't better than you or me or anyone, they just think they are!
25 isn't too bad. I'm making 20. Jesus Christ is God and is coming soon 😊
@@JoshuaTree0223 I make 5 an hour and yes Jesus is coming
$25/hr is awesome if you don't live in a big city where housing is expensive.
Believe me, some people settle for much less their entire lives.
It's always a Kyle 🚨
😂😂😂
Oh Kyle again, bless his heart 😂.
@@routerhelp oh no, not the Kyle is this! Just found the comment hilarious. 🤣
Pour a Monster out for my fellow Kyle's. 🤣
At least it's not Shakira flabbergaster
Cops are here
I'm coming at this as someone who is sober from cocaine. Never really had a psychotic break from it, but this is a very good example of why you shouldn't do drugs. I was irrational. I was an agry person. While I wasn't a violent person, it could very easily make me violent and raging. The BEST THING I have ever done was get clean from that stuff. If you are struggling with drugs and alcohol, if you are sad, unhappy, ready for things to just get better, I am telling you from experience. Getting sober is the first start regardless of how difficult it is. It takes a lot of self will and determination to NOT use again. I cut out nearly everyone in my life, I made new friends, reignited friendships with old friends who are sober and dont use. I suffered mental and physical pain for a while, but I am genuinely better because I got sober. Please. Even if this is just a small message to you, consider getting sober. YOU DESERVE IT!
NA works here in Finland too,together we can❤🫶👋✌️🙏‼️
Addict from Finland 👋🇫🇮
Thank you I needed to read this ❤
Congrats man! Good on you
Thanks for your caring.
God bless you, so happy for you.
He's having so much fun lmfao, he's so entertaining
14:23 Are we gonna ignore the fact that the officer absolutely nailed the time? I’m not sure if he was looking at a clock or not, but he damn near got it to the second it changed. Him saying “probably” makes me think he wasn’t looking at a clock.
Life must be so entertaining to you if this is such a big deal for you I'm so jealous of the easily amused 😂
Earned himself a Kwik Trip to jail.
Oh this is good 😂
This was definitely a Fav Trip collaboraaation.
Get this man a job in congress
He'll fit right in.
LMAO so real
He has too much common sense for that
Ha! Secretary of Drug Enforcement! 😂
Yup! I’ve seen him on my tv screen therefore he has a great resume and experience needed for the job!
Call the feds! Kyle says the cops are popping mushrooms down at the station
I've been on shrooms many a time, but never like this! I just giggle a lot and trip out on nature. I have to say, the comments section is comedy gold. You guys had me chuckling!
yeah he is a buffoon completely independently of any drug. no drug instills that in a person
Same, alot of laughing at random shit and walking through nature just flabbergasted!
Yeah, some people can't handle it, just like alcohol.
While on his stomach in the hotel getting cuffed…”Oh look, A Phone!”
Even for prescription meds, people can have totally different reactions: they can work great for one person, and the next person had only side effects, etc.
I suspect even more so with mushrooms, where you don’t know exactly how much, what strain, how old they are, or.
Some even have issues with MJ. For an unlucky few, it triggers a first psychotic episode where people hallucinate. It’s rare, but real and known in medical circles.
7:07 "Noones smiling here😤" ," I AM!!😁"
😂😂😂
Hospital staff had to administer medication to both of his ass cheeks! 😂🤣
I so love your channel!
He'd been begging for some ass action all night
😂😂😂
Why can't people just do their drugs and chill like a normal person? Every person I have ever met that was on shrooms was the most chill and funny person, how do you get angry and hostile on a hippie drug???? Major Mental Problems for sure!
Being on drugs isn’t a disability!!!
Neither is being stupid, so it's a double whammy for this dude🤣
Yea it is
It's a self induced disability.
Matthew Perry has entered the chat...from Hades.
@oldhickory4686 the mortician was definitely singing "I'll be there for you...." when he heard that news
When the Geico caveman takes mushrooms
😂😂
She called the Stars Wars theme song circus music 😅😂😂
I literally read this when she said it HAHAHAHA
How dare she!!
Did they play it for him?
Well, that was a pretty bad ringtone for the star wars theme.
"Hey, phone!" Had me dying lmao
hes in my nightmare blunt rotation
Man, can't roll a blunt that big.
This guy, Will Ferrell as an in character mugatu from zoolander, and steven hawking in the epstein temple circa 2015. Also steve is doing the weird midget sex stuff he allegedly did the WHOLE time and the kicker? Bots are coming.
Blunts are new Yorker’s middle name😅
Sad thing, if the employee had stopped the criminal from walking behind the counter to steal cigarettes, they would have been fired.
Yea we are not allowed to do that. We are constantly reminding of that during our saftey sessions. It's a liability, cheaper to write off a pack of cigarettes, than going to the ICU with a broken rib.
Duh. Value of human life aside, the employee is more expensive than some cigarettes. So yes making yourself a liability by trying to fight someone who could be armed with 0 training definitely should be against policy.
@@lazykb no need to be rude
@matthewradtke9573 and now we live in a society where everyone stands back and watches as criminals take over. People refuse to step in and help regardless of the crime being committed.
@@GingerCC-he8be Did we not just watch the guy get arrested by the proper authorities? What's the problem?
Bodycams did 2 things;
It stopped cops from using excessive force
It showed the public why they did it in the first place :P
Exactly. This crap would stop TOMORROW, if cops would...shiat, YT will kick me off if I say what I'd LIKE to say. Mercifully, they won't have that kind of power after Trump is done with these social media platforms. Their Marxist BS is going away.
Cops still use excessive force when not called for. 😂 But good try buddy.
@@TheGuardianssorrow Sure CNN
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 Perhaps a look at the facts would help you to overcome your cavalier dismissal of the realities of American law enforcement...
• "Firearm Injuries During Legal Interventions: Nationwide Analysis", Journal of Trauma and Acute Care Services (Sept 2021)
• "Police Encounters, Mental Illness and Injury: An Exploratory Investigation", National Institutes of Health Library (2010)
• "Use of Force By Police: An Overview of National and Local Data" (PDF), US Office of Justice of the Peace
• "The Dynamics of Excessive Force", Chicago Unbound (2016)
Keep your head in the sand. It's all good until it happens to you@EssexAggiegrad2011
“Possibly mushrooms”
Anyone else love how they didn’t even censor “bare ass”!!!! They just added it in🤣
Factoid: In old movies more than several decades ago it was forbidden to use the word "buzzard" because it sounded too much like "bastard".
There's no good reason to use the phrase " bare ass"
4:21 average helldivers player 💀
"Ya gonna butt fuck me?" Bros been thru in with the bug and bots
im honestly not surprised
FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!
Hold up.... first off... Helldivers is fun..... 2nd, don't lump us in with that.....thing
I am at work listening to this and honestly same lol
16:50 - The faces of the officers at the ER - they are so done with him. 😮😒😖
As a person who knows a retired officer and talked to them about things they seen, I’d be done with him too
Avoid drugs under the wrong circumstances.
4:20 Helldivers has some strange ads
He is right! I do wanna go home & play helldivers
😂😂
LET FREEDOM RING
Great game fr 😅
the acorn line was gold
Is she the cop that did that?😂😂😂
@@grizzyy26i really hope so lol
@@grizzyy26 nah it was a male, you should look it up, kinda rediculous, that trigger finger on that cop was crazy, acorn = bang = shot = returning fire, yeah and a second cop joined in on the fire on the vehicle
Not gonna lie. Made me like him just a little.
The male officer was the first one to open fire after the acorn. His partner was a woman who also fired into the car after him.
I know Wisconsin has different laws about obtaining bodycam footage vs some other statey and that's the reason why there is so much footage from there but I like to think that all the crime happens only in Wisconsin and it's complete disaster there.
I live in iowa, all of the midwest gets to reap the consequences of the crime factory known as Chicago. Notice how close to the Illinois border most of these cases are.
I imagine it's because the person who is obtaining all the footage is from that area. Someone has to go through it all and find the good stuff, so you can imagine why they focus on one area.
First time I heard this sentiment about any other state than Florida
@@kristinaplays2924it's Chicago def
We're the most alcoholic state, far outpacing the field, in general average consumption per adult and the weight on public health from DUI's etc. Putting up Frozen Tundra numbers of intoxication. It's a German-Irish heritage thing surely but also that our Wisconsin culture supports this lifestyle wholeheartedly
What a polished employee, referring to customers as guest even when recalling stressful situation to police is a sign of excellent customer service and unwavering commitment to company policy
17:38 he could’ve made a great joke when the cop said “I’ve strapped down a thousand guys” 😂😂
I was literally just about to say something because that is a crazy flex 😭😭😭
Omg your right. If he watches this i bet he goes “SHITT!!!!”
@@LaurelDelRey he was probably thinking like don’t threaten me with a good time 😭😭😭
Just one year , for sexually assaulting one cop by biting her on the ass? Being a man child . Assault on Leo and hospital staff? One year? One year? He was already on probation which did nothing . 😢 This system is destroyed
Oh well. How can we put him jail? It's already full of weed smokers , men behind on child support, and former pain clinic patients.
How many years would you want him to have?
Biting someone is hardly sexual assault lol.
@@drew6846Idk, Doctor. Maybe more than 1 freaking year? What is WRONG with you people? 🤦🏻
Yeah, the judicial system in Wisconsin is a joke. I live here. It sucks.
People don't understand how annoying probation is. It's awful. Seven years of it, for a guy like this? He'll inevitably test dirty eventually and land right back in prison.
My Heart literally Bleeds
Beats the hell out of jail time though.
Sounds better than jail lol. Weekly appoints with an officer? Drug tests? That sounds easy. If probation is that much of an inconvenience maybe don't be a criminal lmao
Imagine having a foolproof way to avoid probation… 🤔
😂😂😂😂@@ParkourBrian
love how he said "i know you wanna go home n play helldivers".
That acorn continues to be a menace.
The Ministery of Truth disavows any and all accusations and actions of Kyle.
😂😂
The Ministry of Magic agrees too 🪄
5:13 Helldivers player confirmed
Yeah😂
I knew hell drivers were degenerates
Ya, f*** s***!