You know I kinda understand why they removed the older cars from online. The models, textures and everything really have started to show the game's age. But its so cool to watch them in a video in this format
I mean as everyone points out how in the 1980s Yuppies favored German Luxury over American Luxury (Into the warranty expires, then it's yours for the 24 hours of iFruit race) but we do forget how the Cavalcade and the Landstalker proved that people want American Luxury, I mean christ I feel like the reason we even hear about the Dubsta or the Baller is because they also want a piece of the money that the Cavalcade is making, I mean across the pound those things were known as industrial military vehicles into the 2000s
I love this channel! Recently discovered it and I decided to watch all of the videos. I then decided to subscribe. This channel is literally like regular car reviews
Your perfect blend of reality, lore, and Rockstar quality parody truly make this the best vehicle content I’ve ever seen for GTA. Keep up the great work and PLEASE make a Declasse Vigero video❤
A “Cavalcade” is a formal progression of gathered movement (people walking, riding horseback, or riding in vehicles). Considering these (real life Escalade/Tahoe/Suburban) get used as vehicles to transport folks who are usually important (celebrities, government officials, etc), the name actually fits really well.
I don’t know if I am the only one but the way he explain the cars and bring in classic joke it bring back nostalgia of top gear with Harlan clackeson may era man you should try out for a car show or something
As big as Escalades were for the MTV Cribs generation it’s crazy that Rockstar is just now doing something with the Cavalcades for the first time since 2013. Even Hummer got more love than them lol
Back when I was in high school a squatted Cavalcade always decided to park next to me in my dad's '99 Seminole Frontier. Definitely gave me a good idea of the evolution of the SUV, only one word describes it.... overinflation
Can you do an episode the Benefactor Schafter. There is the normal, the LWB and the V12. There is an armored version of the last two and the armored V12 is one of the best cars in the game. Noise, power, handling, etc. Still today, one of the cars I take all the time. Slightly outdated but not in my heart.
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1:56
“The Cavalcade escalated…”
I see what you did there
"Cavalcade" was literally the perfect name for a fake GTA-world Escalade, whoever came up with it nailed it
And it’s so simple with it being a portmanteau of Cadillac, Calvary, and Escalade. A simple but effective name!
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Came out in gta 4 first it’s why gta 4 is goated
Same thing with “coquette”
@@VloneKid25 GTA 4 really is the goat. Hard to believe in like 4 years that game will be *twenty* years old..
Dude did you write this yourself? You nailed the satirical style of Rockstar, please do more!
Literally!!! It felt like I was reading an in-game car description
Yea this is really good
Lmao bro this is like Regular Car Reviews GTA 😂 I love it
You know I kinda understand why they removed the older cars from online. The models, textures and everything really have started to show the game's age. But its so cool to watch them in a video in this format
What cats did they remove?
@@qualityguacamole9142 200 cars
But all the cars that NPCs drive are 2013 cars with poor interior and engine quality, so that would make removing the older cars more redundant
Loved the inclusion of the GTA IV vehicles. Wish they returned in Online
Hell yeah, I miss the Albany Presidente 😢
Miss all cars from GTA 4 :'(
Cavaclade is beautiful, wish the GTA4 FXT returned with a GTA5 variant tbh, maybe a Cavaclade Classic would be cool too tbh, but yeah
It's probably returning in gta 6, we got a ton of cars from gta 4 returning in gta 6, like the df8 and the feroci..
I mean as everyone points out how in the 1980s Yuppies favored German Luxury over American Luxury (Into the warranty expires, then it's yours for the 24 hours of iFruit race) but we do forget how the Cavalcade and the Landstalker proved that people want American Luxury, I mean christ I feel like the reason we even hear about the Dubsta or the Baller is because they also want a piece of the money that the Cavalcade is making, I mean across the pound those things were known as industrial military vehicles into the 2000s
Merry Schyster my bro, hopefully your channel grows faster because of the content!
The Cavalcade XL looks a little off. Like the wheels look too small and body looks too big, is it just me? 🤔
I love this channel! Recently discovered it and I decided to watch all of the videos. I then decided to subscribe. This channel is literally like regular car reviews
Loving the increase in activity on your channel mate. Keep it up! ❤
"The Cavalcade escaladed from Suv to lifestyle"
Lol I thats so good.
I was waiting for this one! Great job as always.
Please never stop. I love these videos.
These videos are amazing. This is a massive side of GTA Lore that goes without notice. Please keep these videwos coming.
Impressive work in your script. The cars you brought from GTA IV looked really good in this video.
The ext version looks amazing. This needs to be in the game
It is lol
@@Josh-pb5eono it isnt
@@Anthony3k lmao it is, but alr, keep living in your imaginary world, a ton of people already have it
@@Anthony3kit is in the game, i own it myself lol
@@buffedkisses so u own the cavalcade FXT? In gta online? With no mods? Google Cavalcade FXT and see if we are on the same page.
Its like Mr. Regular for GTA. Good stuff!
Love this real life documentary style review for GTA cars 🤣
I like this episode, looking foward to the Sentinel fam
These videos are Amazing. I’m glad I found this channel
what a great documentary! this deserves more views 🙂
1:50 i wish rockstar brought that car back from gta iv
Your perfect blend of reality, lore, and Rockstar quality parody truly make this the best vehicle content I’ve ever seen for GTA. Keep up the great work and PLEASE make a Declasse Vigero video❤
This is an awesome video, from the impressive B-roll to the Car & Driver review. Excellent all around.
Man i love these lore accurate vehicle commercials! Keep up the awesome work!
5:38 ..."Albany Sport Series"... Bruh... ASS... That actually got me laughing... Nice one...
The way you do your work is amazing. All you have to do now is maximise the people that find you. They're due to stay. So keep it up!
I love the cavalcade, was one of my favorites cars to cruise into with fugly lowrider rims
"Albany redefine the face of power"
My man just invented one of the best slogan for an ad
Man this is exceptional,u did a great video this is the first time i see ur channel, u nailed it ❤
Holy shit, these videos are so cool. These are sick! I subscribed. I'm gonna need to watch them all.
You’re videos are great glad your channel seems to have taken off hope you have happy holidays
If Patrick Bateman was a Rockstar Dev
Another great installment on a fantastic channel. Merry Christmas and all the best for 2024
Merry Christmas 🌲🎄🎅🍪
Merry Christmas!
@@virtualcarchive🎅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎄🌲
I remember the escalade was featured in midnight club 3 dub edition so seeing the cavalcade based off of it is amazing in gta 5
Please continue making these vids 🙏🏽 Theres so much effort put into them ❤❤
I now have a way to zone out irl with RCR and now i have something to zone out to in game and in lore
I love when I get these notifications.
🔥 every time!
holy shit i love what this channel is doing. holy shit this is amazing. holy shit. annihilator next, or else! :v
dude i love these vids, keep the excellence going my guy
I love it that was the best GTA motor trend. I have ever seen keep it up.❤️
Really well done! Can you do one on the ocelot jugular?
This almost brought me back to gta after 2 years. I’ll wait for the new super Diamond.
These are best shapes of their bodies of Cavalcades, very nice
Awesome awesome yo gta should hire u to do this when cars come. I'd watch every one
RIP TIDE BLUEEEEEEEEEEEE!! you included it!!! 🥹
Sir your videos are art,god bless you my man.
Rockstar should hire this guy for their TV programming catalog within GTA6.
I had mine a week before they released it ❤ love it
Honestly wish it is about as long as a Granger. It just looks a lot less imposing when you view from the side.
Big enough
A “Cavalcade” is a formal progression of gathered movement (people walking, riding horseback, or riding in vehicles). Considering these (real life Escalade/Tahoe/Suburban) get used as vehicles to transport folks who are usually important (celebrities, government officials, etc), the name actually fits really well.
I cant wait for you to make an Impaler SZ video
WE RUNNING THE STREETS LIKE A RENEGADE
HUNT MY PREY IN THE CAVALCADE
Brodie gives gta another reason
I liked the use of the new Stanier LE with the new decals, like the Rockford Hills patrol car.
Bruh this is fxckin hilarious 😂😂..do more cars
The best GTA video Ive ever seen
This is like one of the car ads in the game 😂😂😂
I don’t know if I am the only one but the way he explain the cars and bring in classic joke it bring back nostalgia of top gear with Harlan clackeson may era man you should try out for a car show or something
Sharlatan Clackseon
JUST FOUND THIS CHANNEL WHY IS THIS SHIT SO INTERESTING TO ME 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
It would be cool to see in GTA not just Rune Cheburek but something like Lada Samara.
This is a great commercial
90s advocate all day❤
i love this channel man
5:32 what car is that?? that LOW rider??
As big as Escalades were for the MTV Cribs generation it’s crazy that Rockstar is just now doing something with the Cavalcades for the first time since 2013. Even Hummer got more love than them lol
Man this is great, could you maybe make one on the coquette?
Great video
Very creative
Since 2004 I’ve been wanting a 2nd gen Escalade on 24tis just like midnight club dub edition. Great video again!!
1:55 slick, real slick
Rockstar should hire you as President of Advertising.
Love driving this and the Albany town car i feel like Tony sorpano
is the car from 1:51 in the game and if yes whats its name?
That's the Albany Presidente. It's exclusive to GTA IV and can only be obtained in GTA V through mods.
merry christmas
This is brilliant
Hey can you do a video on the ( Déclassé Vigero ZX ) ? It’s the Camaro ( new )
gta v having escalades from gta 4 gta v and gta 6 now.
The American car❤
Back when I was in high school a squatted Cavalcade always decided to park next to me in my dad's '99 Seminole Frontier. Definitely gave me a good idea of the evolution of the SUV, only one word describes it.... overinflation
No
I wanna see your take on the Coquette
Waiting for the Benefactor(s)
You should do the Baller next ❤
FXT 2nd gen Cavalcade would be dope and put the FXT 1st gen in the game too
Can you make a vid on the streiter?
Then there's the Gallivanter Baller(s)
If rockstar could they should bring on the Chevy blazer from gta 3
I have it on Xbox x new gen
My gta online characters first personal vehicle
It cavalcaded pretty quickly
You got me sold!
Hey Can You Try With The Benefactor Panto a Weird Looking Ugly Smart Car In Gta 5 & Online
We need a cavalcade ext
Can you do an episode the Benefactor Schafter. There is the normal, the LWB and the V12. There is an armored version of the last two and the armored V12 is one of the best cars in the game. Noise, power, handling, etc. Still today, one of the cars I take all the time. Slightly outdated but not in my heart.
Wait the FXT is in the game?
These scripts 🦾
Make a cheval surge one, is my 2° favorite npc car.