FOOTBALL FASCISM!!! TRYING TO SET 'CAN'T CROSS' LINES IN FOOTBALL!!! | FILTHY @ FIVE

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  • Опубліковано 21 бер 2023
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    It's international break and we wanted to try and do something funny, so we jumped on the Gary Lineker wave and called out some fascism. Except it was our own and we don't exactly know what fascism is and once we figured it out we realised it's tough to make jokes out of. But we did it any way with PK HUMBLE, JORDY, STEVO THE MADMAN, SAVAGE DAN, MARGS, MILES and TEGO.
    Gang.
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  • @simonlevi
    @simonlevi Рік тому +267

    Tego owning a podcast related to football should motivate everyone that the skies the limit even to attain things you have no knowledge of

    • @siphobanda1707
      @siphobanda1707 Рік тому +28

      Thogden too 😭😭😭 too many people in these streets with negative ball knowledge

    • @jordypord
      @jordypord Рік тому +2

      Not Thogden 😂😂

    • @jojodiaz18
      @jojodiaz18 Рік тому +17

      what's worse no one calls him out on his consistent bad takes that's probably why loons left cos he aint a bum lick

    • @Oakland510
      @Oakland510 Рік тому +7

      Can’t lie since tego came in the camera the show has fell off. 2014-2018 was gold when it was the reviews and roasts with two people at a time

    • @Remz1998
      @Remz1998 Рік тому +6

      @@Oakland510 Seems like you just preferred the two man format tbh, which is fine. Show/channel is inarguably bigger now than in that period though

  • @robertbaynham2193
    @robertbaynham2193 Рік тому +177

    The way Dan just makes miles rattled every time, it kills me

    • @andypandy1114
      @andypandy1114 Рік тому +2

      I don’t think mikes was rattled tbh

  • @siphobanda1707
    @siphobanda1707 Рік тому +151

    Miles saying nobody wants to see Tego on filthy after tego said nobody would watch his driving content was hilarious 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 big up milage

    • @Oakland510
      @Oakland510 Рік тому

      He’s right. Who is here for Tego? We were here before he put his fat face on screen. Since he came on the screen it’s falling off

  • @jman-3194
    @jman-3194 Рік тому +54

    "I said it once, you heard it again" Miles Fearon 2023. 38:08

  • @amohammed4407
    @amohammed4407 Рік тому +172

    Dan can't do all this talking and get punched up. If he ever gets in the ring, it needs to to be masterclass.

    • @pastorfred9093
      @pastorfred9093 Рік тому +16

      I’ve seen a very small amount of footage of him boxing and he looks like he’s got good fundamentals. And tbh, if it is influencer boxing then that puts you above 99% of the scene.

    • @Stringer_Bell70
      @Stringer_Bell70 Рік тому +1

      @@pastorfred9093 yh hes got great hands. and very true

    • @yennox5338
      @yennox5338 Рік тому

      @@pastorfred9093 Put him on Misfits then.

    • @pastorfred9093
      @pastorfred9093 Рік тому

      @@yennox5338 I’ll just get on the blower to Mams Taylor now mate

  • @AdnanPessaLive
    @AdnanPessaLive Рік тому +36

    I'm 5 mins in and Dan just said "I can just see scaffolding behind him" I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @kanthony9154
    @kanthony9154 Рік тому +133

    Specs would've dropped a masterclass on this episode topic

    • @zizoushifty1483
      @zizoushifty1483 Рік тому

      Nooooo lol, keep him awayyyy from the show. Guy thinks he's the main character and kills everyone elses vibe.

    • @Red-st1dc
      @Red-st1dc Рік тому

      @@zizoushifty1483 you’re soft can’t take jokes

    • @connorlynch428
      @connorlynch428 Рік тому

      ​@@zizoushifty1483Specs is THE vibe, keep your dog shit takes to yourself lad🤣

  • @goattalk.7988
    @goattalk.7988 Рік тому +500

    We need lippy. It’s way more entertaining with him on the panel

    • @nettyburton8351
      @nettyburton8351 Рік тому +20

      Was just about write this where's lippy

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 Рік тому +6

      He's in the clink.... for boxing in da streets

    • @Kadz25
      @Kadz25 Рік тому +28

      Trade out Jordy for specs and you’d have a elite line up

    • @gylfi1002
      @gylfi1002 Рік тому +2

      Word lippy's got 18 flare

    • @firellparker7463
      @firellparker7463 Рік тому +14

      It's actually not. Last week's ep was one of the best in a long time

  • @ag6529
    @ag6529 Рік тому +32

    Tego the coloniser 😂😂😂🐕

  • @abhiramsuriyakumar4552
    @abhiramsuriyakumar4552 Рік тому +19

    See this is 100% the episode where Specs and Lippy could have had a field day and produced MOTM performances

  • @siphobanda1707
    @siphobanda1707 Рік тому +46

    Football fascist take: if refs get a big decision wrong in back to back games they get suspended and have to explain their decision making

    • @nlizzy9071
      @nlizzy9071 Рік тому

      Refs can get banned the VAR donny who fucked up the lines in the Assnas vs Brentford game was gunna ref the week after but got suspended🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂

  • @dabsoul1309
    @dabsoul1309 Рік тому +80

    Tego trying to get a bite so hard with the asterisk talk 😂

    • @aatr2030
      @aatr2030 Рік тому +5

      Lol yeah it wasn't even worth a response

    • @jojodiaz18
      @jojodiaz18 Рік тому

      @@aatr2030 the guy just talks nonsense he worse than Americans coz at least they know they sound stupid he thinks he knows what he's saying

    • @jx1952
      @jx1952 Рік тому +2

      That’s what he does with most of his “takes” and going off the comments, 90% of the time it works lol

    • @Therealgaz619
      @Therealgaz619 Рік тому

      They really need to do an intervention episode on him.

  • @jojodiaz18
    @jojodiaz18 Рік тому +28

    notice how Miles said refs should explain their controversial decisions which I'm sure a lot of fans would want but tego being the coloniser he is is quick to shut it down

    • @ms7857
      @ms7857 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂 no behaviour

    • @DuffmanOhNo
      @DuffmanOhNo Рік тому

      Shock... Tego with another shit take.

  • @fjg_1235
    @fjg_1235 Рік тому +22

    Tego does everything he can to discredit Arsenal 🤣

    • @richardmurray4605
      @richardmurray4605 Рік тому +2

      I don't get why he is so bitter. Its not like Arsenal dumped him, he walked away

    • @powfoot4946
      @powfoot4946 Рік тому +1

      Hes gotta be the counter, half the man on support arsenal

  • @maxmason3082
    @maxmason3082 Рік тому +16

    Stevo phoning his old man is too funny got antiques roadshow on full blast then doesn’t deliver

  • @kanthony9154
    @kanthony9154 Рік тому +41

    13:40
    "Is he on a fetish ting"
    Margs is too jokes😂😂

    • @mixedbyjabbz8502
      @mixedbyjabbz8502 Рік тому

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that clocked it

  • @JuggmadeUdz
    @JuggmadeUdz Рік тому +16

    37:47 This whole sequence is too funny, myles was rattled💀💀💀

  • @SeriusX22
    @SeriusX22 Рік тому +13

    "Do you feel it though?" PK is a menace.

  • @trel7245
    @trel7245 Рік тому +11

    6:10 Tego was about to get flamed and done the maddest distraction I’ve seen

    • @aali5595
      @aali5595 Рік тому +1

      that had to of been a cut

  • @nazmulhoque7918
    @nazmulhoque7918 Рік тому +25

    Loons and Lippy are coming back like The Hardy brothers.

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 Рік тому +6

      Let's just say both are working on their Series A football knowledge

    • @sylvesterbanini4164
      @sylvesterbanini4164 Рік тому

      @@Drizzle8481 what happened?

    • @Oakland510
      @Oakland510 Рік тому +3

      Loons got tired of tego I don’t blame him

  • @iviwekula2819
    @iviwekula2819 Рік тому +41

    Great to see Stee back in the regular lineup

  • @moustafasalem843
    @moustafasalem843 Рік тому +15

    nah miles' first 20 minutes is a messss 😂😂😂😂

  • @mingsmooth
    @mingsmooth Рік тому +11

    nice chill episode to watch! - as an american fan of the show, this episode was a good laugh. might be the first episode i've watched where there's more agreeing than arguing haha

  • @Miguel-yf4yc
    @Miguel-yf4yc Рік тому +10

    We NEED to start talking about tego howlers. They’re getting out of hand

  • @MistaMopey
    @MistaMopey Рік тому +1

    Games will be 35 mins and any time the ball is out of play the clock stops. Game changer.

  • @reecea5432
    @reecea5432 Рік тому +25

    This moving goal posts for arsenal is actually mad 😂. The efforts to undermine our season is crazy

  • @AvisEdits
    @AvisEdits Рік тому +6

    Someone tell Tego that Leicester won the league despite losing to second placed Arsenal twice 👀

    • @jojodiaz18
      @jojodiaz18 Рік тому +1

      hes a clown I'm sure he researchs his knowledge prior to the episode then takes it in but a random sit down without internet he will crumble

    • @firellparker7463
      @firellparker7463 Рік тому

      Yh no one had Leicester best team in the country

  • @kylewis
    @kylewis Рік тому +2

    idea: every 3 years we have an all star tournament which includes the best 11 players from each league to prove which league has the best players.

  • @etiennelebeau5157
    @etiennelebeau5157 Рік тому +4

    Nah miles is too much man he just confuses everything i love it 😂😂16:57

  • @Mumbler100
    @Mumbler100 Рік тому +4

    37:50 He made sense the first time but fumbled 😂

  • @ryanrector3222
    @ryanrector3222 Рік тому +9

    Damn Margz sayin promoted teams aren’t real Prem teams is COLD…

    • @Vat6ré
      @Vat6ré Рік тому +3

      He’s not far off tho,I think you need a couple season in the prem before you can claim it

  • @chubz2218
    @chubz2218 Рік тому

    Margs & Dan are acc an ultimate combo, Dans laugh on of dem ones to make the deadest joke feel like a mad vio🤣🤣

  • @yungnate7155
    @yungnate7155 Рік тому +19

    Can we make a petition to get Loonz back!!

    • @proxivel
      @proxivel Рік тому

      Free Loonz man!

    • @siphobanda1707
      @siphobanda1707 Рік тому

      Get him off the stairs

    • @Oakland510
      @Oakland510 Рік тому +1

      Until tego leaves the screen loons won’t come back

  • @snap.6771
    @snap.6771 Рік тому +23

    Miles + Stevo = Consistent Howlers

    • @aliouuuw
      @aliouuuw Рік тому +6

      Haven’t even started the ep and I know Stevo’s saying madness

  • @AirRaid1196
    @AirRaid1196 Рік тому +1

    Margs makes a good point about United and Africans tbh lol

  • @XiiMiiWiin
    @XiiMiiWiin Рік тому +2

    55:39 Why is Jordy feelin up on Stevo like that

  • @boogie4354
    @boogie4354 Рік тому +1

    “I can just see scaffolding behind him” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @KB-dn1by
    @KB-dn1by Рік тому +2

    Margs was tryna diss Arsenal the whole episode 😂

  • @etiennelebeau5157
    @etiennelebeau5157 Рік тому +1

    Lool PK gettin onto his Hashtag teammates with his statements I can see it he’s onto the assists count

  • @Unknown-yz9pw
    @Unknown-yz9pw Рік тому

    30:40 Man said platini’s sitting there with his notebook out im deadd😭😭😭😭

  • @Stringer_Bell70
    @Stringer_Bell70 Рік тому +3

    "`I said it once, you heard it again" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL miles needs to go on undateables for real

  • @Ollie-d7
    @Ollie-d7 Рік тому +1

    Freddy Flintoff changed his name because of the character Fred flintstone from the flintstones

  • @NeeksSports
    @NeeksSports Рік тому +3

    Andrew Flintoff was "Freddie" because his surname sounded like Flintstone i.e. Fred Flintstone... A Lancashire coach gave him that name
    Where did Tego get that "gay" story from?

  • @alihersi7071
    @alihersi7071 Рік тому +10

    40 mins in and it's already a classic episode

  • @sofhamici
    @sofhamici Рік тому

    3 points and straight to Ibiza 😂

  • @anindubuisi22
    @anindubuisi22 Рік тому +1

    People forget Arsenal were top at Christmas when Leicester won the league but they choose to forget it.....

  • @stor.5629
    @stor.5629 Рік тому +1

    Big up PK for the Peterborough United Shirt 🤣

  • @tirelljeffers1781
    @tirelljeffers1781 Рік тому

    Dem shots at Montserratians tho. Ey meet me in the Park 😂😂😂😂

  • @bobbyalbino9
    @bobbyalbino9 Рік тому

    Quality Squad this week

  • @joshhodgson5723
    @joshhodgson5723 Рік тому

    Bro this is just getting too funny

  • @MrMelvinmoore
    @MrMelvinmoore Рік тому +1

    FOOTBALL FASCISM: An "Orange card" should be introduced. for those kinda tackles that are worse than a yellow but not quite a red card

  • @Mumbler100
    @Mumbler100 Рік тому +1

    50:03 The Chelsea clause 🤣

  • @BlackLadTravel
    @BlackLadTravel Рік тому

    The match only stops when the ball goes out of play!

  • @john26081996
    @john26081996 Рік тому +1

    The Miles on Margs violence needs to STOP 😂😂 15:20

  • @Mumbler100
    @Mumbler100 Рік тому +1

    The randomness of this show 🤣🤣

  • @WaverlyFree
    @WaverlyFree Рік тому +1

    Miles almost gave me a stroke i had to replay what he said 5x 😂

  • @etiennelebeau5157
    @etiennelebeau5157 Рік тому +2

    5:42 how can dan say he can see scaffolding behind him😭😭

  • @michaelandreou4996
    @michaelandreou4996 Рік тому +2

    No no Come on now Jordy, we all know your other name is Fabrice'. 😂👌🏻.

  • @HNB444
    @HNB444 Рік тому +1

    Tego casually name drops more than any other person - he can't help it

  • @doncornett3999
    @doncornett3999 Рік тому

    Chris Wood always catching strays 😂😂

  • @Unknown-yz9pw
    @Unknown-yz9pw Рік тому

    when stevo called his dad i died😭😭😭😭😭bro was not ready

  • @moroyalty
    @moroyalty Рік тому

    Dans gonna need to finally back his cappin & prove he’s a savage in the ring cos he’s been talking like he’s on smoke ever since he started podcasting i been waiting to see him fight someone for years

  • @seanrushe6740
    @seanrushe6740 Рік тому

    this will be an underrated ep

  • @Ragnar850
    @Ragnar850 Рік тому +3

    Football Fachism : Any champions league won before the 90s don't count

  • @greenblaze9189
    @greenblaze9189 Рік тому

    best Antonio Conte discourse I've seen

  • @joshhodgson5723
    @joshhodgson5723 Рік тому

    Miles is absolutely killing me

  • @allthegoodonesweregone
    @allthegoodonesweregone Рік тому

    Wait....Foster's is Australian? I don't even drink but that made me laugh😂😂

  • @jasgrewal91
    @jasgrewal91 Рік тому +1

    Margs said Brian Lara LOL

  • @Mumbler100
    @Mumbler100 Рік тому +2

    23:40 PK thought man was chatting about Salah

  • @akasoyakub
    @akasoyakub Рік тому

    once again pk with another underrated performance

  • @manlikesaam-4704
    @manlikesaam-4704 Рік тому +1

    20 minutes to do a intro is crazy😂

  • @DedLoko
    @DedLoko Рік тому +4

    28:53 Didn’t Spurs beat City twice last year?

  • @AR-zn4dt
    @AR-zn4dt Рік тому +1

    This brudda margs said billy elliot, bad mind😂

  • @etiennelebeau5157
    @etiennelebeau5157 Рік тому

    Miles is a treasure 😂😂😂😂 37:55

  • @ADAJ3KINGANGEL
    @ADAJ3KINGANGEL Рік тому +1

    Football fascism: If the VAR gets a call wrong, he gets guillotined at a new style public inquisition.

  • @Ontrek9
    @Ontrek9 Рік тому

    I wore your jumper on my last Cruise

  • @michaelandreou4996
    @michaelandreou4996 Рік тому +1

    Call it Finding Barbara 💀😭.

  • @aarond9563
    @aarond9563 Рік тому

    Man, I haven't seen Lippy in time!

  • @marlonjohn6370
    @marlonjohn6370 Рік тому

    Theos back 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @juicemanirving
    @juicemanirving Рік тому +1

    I miss when they actually spoke about the matches

  • @hakeemw8910
    @hakeemw8910 Рік тому

    This is a classic

  • @Lucas.C.Alberga
    @Lucas.C.Alberga Рік тому

    56:42 swear cuz I’m from Montserrat I need that call up

  • @isaiahbright7546
    @isaiahbright7546 Рік тому +3

    Tego hates Arsenal too much first point is to disrespect Arsenal

  • @01TRIZZY21
    @01TRIZZY21 Рік тому +2

    I wanna see Savage Dan vs Bugzy Malone

  • @pacman7687
    @pacman7687 Рік тому +1

    Just started watching, buzzing to hear how Da Vinci's less of a genius than Dion Dublin

  • @pebe8993
    @pebe8993 Рік тому +1

    Football Fascism: Mic up the referees like in rugby so we have an idea why they give some of the stupid decisions during games. I’d like to know why my teams being shafted weekly. I guarantee you’d see less bad decisions.

  • @DJEmmz
    @DJEmmz Рік тому

    Dan back to backs - boxing world going cold

  • @tuntunwarrior1445
    @tuntunwarrior1445 Рік тому

    Filthy fellas is the best name ever

  • @tuntunwarrior1445
    @tuntunwarrior1445 Рік тому +1

    Miles got learning difficulties

  • @joshb5798
    @joshb5798 Рік тому

    Another howler epi from miles 🤣 and specs would have gone crazy on this one 😆😆

  • @ADAJ3KINGANGEL
    @ADAJ3KINGANGEL Рік тому +1

    In the early years of MLS, pre-assists counted as assists, we call them “hockey” assists

  • @rwb_gary6355
    @rwb_gary6355 Рік тому +1

    I miss Lippy 😭😂😂

  • @BnbScottie
    @BnbScottie Рік тому +1

    TEGO THE COLONISER LOOOOL

  • @munsterdesign
    @munsterdesign Рік тому +2

    every time Jordy wears any shade of brown he gets scormented

  • @P0tterSSM
    @P0tterSSM Рік тому +3

    That time of the week 🤝

  • @NamelessVibez
    @NamelessVibez Рік тому

    Wooow That’s a howler Jordy. Carlo Ancelotti was previously a player himself and won the Serie A

  • @joshhodgson5723
    @joshhodgson5723 Рік тому

    Unreal content

  • @44_gladiator
    @44_gladiator Рік тому

    "As fascists we don't want you to be free. But we're giving you freedom." -PK- I hear it. That's real fascism.

  • @JamesSaukila
    @JamesSaukila Рік тому +1

    Miles is something else

  • @anonymoususer6928
    @anonymoususer6928 Рік тому +5

    stevo found out about india and went silent for half an hour

    • @Stringer_Bell70
      @Stringer_Bell70 Рік тому

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @bigfacts1279
      @bigfacts1279 Рік тому

      I'm dead

    • @XiiMiiWiin
      @XiiMiiWiin Рік тому

      Why u think he's always in America lol probably was linkin that. Pain cuz