You need three because, statistically speaking, one of them is guaranteed to be too smart to go along with this. Really, it’s better to have 4, so you can continue even if another friend dies of embarrassment.
Ah yes I remember when I did the dubstep at a party just like they told me. It was CRAZY. The minute my feet hit the floor the ladies started flocking me, the guys throwing hundreds at me, AND Ryan Reynolds himself asked if he could take me home. It was amazing
I go to school and have no friends. Busted out these sweet, sweet dance moves. Still have no friends, but now I have approximately 400 bullies. Thank you.
its kinda scary how identical they are same hair style same highlights in it same piercings same clothes same nail polish same job i feel like if you separate them they just break down from anxiety
Sad, I used to think like that, then in my later years I learned that I liked to dance. Dance, no matter how good or bad you are. TRUST ME, you will enjoy it more than the people enjoy laughing at you. It's sad that I learned it so late in life.
I think my highschool had 5 or 6 dances a year? Sockhop, Halloween Dance, Winter Formal, Spring Fling, Prom (only for juniors and seniors unless you get an invitation from someone else), and I think we had some kind of summer themed dance. It was actually a great outlet for stress, which is why we had so many. I should specificy though, I went to a STEM early college high school where you were expected to graduate with an associates degree, most people only got about four hours of sleep a night on weekdays - if that due to the insane homework load, and usually about half of each freshman class would transfer to other schools before the year was through because they couldn't handle the stress. Now that I'm in college (animal science-biotech focus, trying to get into grad school for a Master's of Public Health) I have SO much less work and so much less stress, I can actually sleep most nights because I have time for it, and my health has improved dramatically, and I have time to read and play videogames occasionally - actual free time! It's great! (To clarify, I'm a college senior - the novelty of free time still hasn't worn off.) Now, as for the actually dancing seen in the video? The highschool dance video was way worse. That first move looks like it was originally a passable couple's dance that a third person has strangely decided to participate in. Meanwhile, the footwork in the dubstep video is actually something that I did do at dances (not to dubstep, mind you) but the arm stuff was attrocious, and they didn't even throw in any spins, or hip or shoulder movements. (Incedally my default back in highschool was lots of hip and shoulder swaying along with footwork kinda like what they did, along with some spins, and a little arm motion but nothing that exagerrated, and some jig moves, as I danced by myself in a corner, where my friends were also dancing by themselves, as almost no one actually found the time to date, so there were only like, 5 couples per grade level, and they weren't neccesarily even at the dance. As such the tiny swing dance club dominated the category of 'couple dancing' even though none of them were dating each other, and resolutely would swing dance to literally any music.)
This tutorial is amazing it changed my life. I did these moves at a club, and my future descendant time traveled our current time to break my legs and leave me crippled
What I thought funny about the first half was the fact nobody is going to try to remember a dance they saw on UA-cam when at a school dance or party with friends. I was in a dance circle at a Halloween part a few years back before the big quarantine hit and we all just took turns in the center of the circle and did our own thing. Everyone enjoyed themselves.
I'm 47 years old. I can dance better than this after 4 shots of Maker's Mark at a bar. Also, in my young days, their kind of dance was NEVER seen in public. Oh my cringe (yes I'm a white dude)
I've seen this at Christian dances the private school liked holding the dances where you can see the cringe from the grocery store. But that's a special case this would get you bullied so bad
for dubstep I feel like they looked at someone trying to not fall on ice (because your legs can go in some wild positions whiles trying to not go bum over chest) and yes that will make for great dance moves
It's funny how they filmed the one girl 2 times, claiming they were twins, just so that it didn't seem as awkward with just one guy and one girl dancing to no music 😂😂😂
DAMN! I forgot that it's pulse as opposed to POSE! If there's one thing to take from this video, you need to know what being a poseur will look like! This is, you know, like, the REASON that I didn't go to school dances. I want to hear Punk and Metal and I want to thrash, as opposed to my other option, which would be, you know, dubstep. I'm beginning to see why people my age are so nostalgic for The 80's. We had breakdancing and that COULD actually injure you. Dancing like this WILL ACTUALLY GET YOU INJURED on Monday morning. Then again, wearing those shoes would get you injured as well. Thank you so much Mr. Duck! Kind of wondering if they still listen to a lot of Rammstein and KMFDM in Germany these days. We appreciate you taking time out of your busy schedule to make certain that we are traumatized.
If I EVER witnessed anyone dancing like these 3 at any of my high school dances, I would've pointed & laughed. I'm sure most of my friends would've done the same as well 😂
First two moves: Yep, these are pretty bad. Third move:*Push down and raise the roof heyyy hooo.* This wins the award for social suicide. I’m fully convinced that they’re being forced to do this. The camera person and everyone else in the crew has a weapon ready to go if any of these three stop smiling or go off script.
Please any of you, Kids, out there reading this. Remember this: Never take life advice from Dhar Mann! Don't watch Kay's Cooking or Cooking With Jack learn how cook until you want to give yr family food poisoning!!! Never take dancing lessons from How To, until you want embarrass yr self!!
as someone who went to all but one dance of my middle school (i missed a valentine's dance, 7th grade i believe), this is NOT what you should do at a middle school dance. if the song playing isn't the cupid shuffle, chances are cha slide, or some other song with the dance in the lyrics (example: juju on that beat), it's literally just a rave. there's a crowd in the center of the gym, but a lot of people keep to the edges, bleachers, and food. just follow the crowd or don't join the dance group. you WILL get bullied. -from someone who went to middle school with over 1000 people and over 2000 in high school
So on a whim I looked them up. The "Doubletime Twins" seem to have gotten... well... INTERESTING. Anthony seems to be in to fitness now, and did a photoshoot with a cute dog. Obviously neither party here succeeded in the Dubstep Dance Competition.
The only thing that I can imagine a foreigner look at differently is legit recycling, because Germany's recycling culture is absolutely the best. I think when I'm gonna leave the country I am gonna miss that first, luckily I move to Austria, which will change their recycling culture similar to ours or is planning to do so. (Also, their old glass containers are open on Sundays, which is impressive considering the reason for things not being open/useable on Sundays is church/Christianity believing Sunday was gods break day and so it should be ours and the break day of glass containers and Austria is extremely Catholic). Maybe it's just your brain getting free during vacation that makes you see things differently.
Hey August! I’ve followed you for a while and watched almost all of your gaming channel videos, and I’d love to see you play The Stanley Parable. Keep up the great work!
Uk august Im currently sick af and my troat feels like someone stuck a metal ball in it but this... this just gave me excruciating pain in my head and made me cry. I feel so sorry for your everyday job.
I tried this and now I’m facing charges related to disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct. Thanks how-cast. Also my grandpa, A WW2 veteran started crying and saying “ my friends, didn’t sacrifice for this”
This video caused me to ask my husband if anybody was " raising the roof" when he was in highschool, he processed to tell me, " Nah,the roof was on fire when I was in highschool."😂😂😂😂 4:45
Wasn’t Howcast called eHow in the 2010’s and Expert Village in the 2000’s? I watched ceiling fan installation videos on expert village back in 2008 when I was 6.
2:56 - These look like bad recreations of 60’s rock and roll moves. “Man, it’s, like, squaresville in here, man! I’m gonna blow this joint. You dudes need to get with it, you dig me?”
The HS dance moves are the ones my friends and I would laugh at if we ever saw them in middle school back in the 90s. You'd be laughed out of the gym. 😂
Thank you August now i will never allow my kids to watch a HowCast video, gotta get ahead of the danger so thank you for the heads up. I won't allow my kids to be embarassed lmao
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Some nerdy kid watched this to try and fit in and now Howcast owes them a whole lot of therapy
I feel bad for the one kid who probably tried this 😞
😂
"Say you had three friends"
And that right there is why she's a dance fitness teacher, not a maths one.
I mean, 2:46 is the reason why she doesn't have any real friends....that laugh was HORRENDOUS
@@lunaballuna looking like Baraka from MK2
bri ish
Not anymore
You need three because, statistically speaking, one of them is guaranteed to be too smart to go along with this. Really, it’s better to have 4, so you can continue even if another friend dies of embarrassment.
Ah yes I remember when I did the dubstep at a party just like they told me. It was CRAZY. The minute my feet hit the floor the ladies started flocking me, the guys throwing hundreds at me, AND Ryan Reynolds himself asked if he could take me home. It was amazing
It's true I'm Ryan Reynolds
And then my alarm rang.
@@SubSilence yeah I woke up. Apparently I had done the dance and some nice guys helped me black out because they liked the dance so much!
@@JAK3ELEFANTSAMUEL yo wassup baby girl
😂😂😂💯😂😂😂
i just hear “teaching you how to dubstep” and my jaw already dropped
Same
Bro heaven teach me how to get likes fast I need internet numbers to increase for validation
😭😭
@@Infernobusinessboi here’s how to get likes
1. Make an original comment instead of “CAN WE APPRECIATE HOW MUCH AUGUSTTHEDUCK DOESS FOR US????”
😬
I miss when Howcast would show us how to be homeless, survive prison, zombie apocalypses, sleep in our cars
Wait they did that?
Don't forget when they taught us how to raid the capital!
I tried these moves at a school dance, literally the entire school jumped me, even the principle got in on it. This went on for an entire year...
I’m sorry to hear that
I mean you took advice from howcast, you were kind of asking for it.
If anyone danced like this at a high school dance I'm pretty sure they would be told to leave by the teachers
And what a massive favor they would be doing for you by telling you to leave, so you don't embarrass yourself any further. 😂
I go to school and have no friends. Busted out these sweet, sweet dance moves.
Still have no friends, but now I have approximately 400 bullies. Thank you.
How to dance to dubstep
Step 1: Turn off dubstep.
Step 2: Don't.
Could not agree more whit that 👍🏻
Very inspirational.
Too bad to be 13 year old
Truer words were never spoken.
i am offended. deathstep is life.
its kinda scary how identical they are same hair style same highlights in it same piercings same clothes same nail polish same job i feel like if you separate them they just break down from anxiety
They are twintig and the broter
I love how Anthony looks like it's not his day with the family braincell
XD
They arent all related, are they? I stg he touched the left chicks butt at one point...
Awwww, like ginger cats!
No son of mine will besmirch the braincell.
What do you mean? They share 0,1 braincell, and he has 0,05 of it.
My favorite move at a high school was standing in the corner with my friends laughing hysterically at the people dancing like that😆
Sad, I used to think like that, then in my later years I learned that I liked to dance. Dance, no matter how good or bad you are. TRUST ME, you will enjoy it more than the people enjoy laughing at you. It's sad that I learned it so late in life.
How to get bullied 101:
If I ever see someone pull up to the school dance with those moves I’m leaving 😭
I'd at least stay to watch the whole crowd beat the shit outta them.
After crippling their legs, right? Someone who does this dance doesn’t deserve them…
@@IAmGodHimself777 exactly
**aggresive stepping noises while someone yells “back”, and “one, two, three, four”**
real
I think my highschool had 5 or 6 dances a year? Sockhop, Halloween Dance, Winter Formal, Spring Fling, Prom (only for juniors and seniors unless you get an invitation from someone else), and I think we had some kind of summer themed dance. It was actually a great outlet for stress, which is why we had so many. I should specificy though, I went to a STEM early college high school where you were expected to graduate with an associates degree, most people only got about four hours of sleep a night on weekdays - if that due to the insane homework load, and usually about half of each freshman class would transfer to other schools before the year was through because they couldn't handle the stress. Now that I'm in college (animal science-biotech focus, trying to get into grad school for a Master's of Public Health) I have SO much less work and so much less stress, I can actually sleep most nights because I have time for it, and my health has improved dramatically, and I have time to read and play videogames occasionally - actual free time! It's great! (To clarify, I'm a college senior - the novelty of free time still hasn't worn off.)
Now, as for the actually dancing seen in the video? The highschool dance video was way worse. That first move looks like it was originally a passable couple's dance that a third person has strangely decided to participate in. Meanwhile, the footwork in the dubstep video is actually something that I did do at dances (not to dubstep, mind you) but the arm stuff was attrocious, and they didn't even throw in any spins, or hip or shoulder movements. (Incedally my default back in highschool was lots of hip and shoulder swaying along with footwork kinda like what they did, along with some spins, and a little arm motion but nothing that exagerrated, and some jig moves, as I danced by myself in a corner, where my friends were also dancing by themselves, as almost no one actually found the time to date, so there were only like, 5 couples per grade level, and they weren't neccesarily even at the dance. As such the tiny swing dance club dominated the category of 'couple dancing' even though none of them were dating each other, and resolutely would swing dance to literally any music.)
I’m amazed how august hasn’t gotten a head ache from watching all these videos 😂. Keep it going bro
I would have a heartache just looking at this
HOW DO YOU GET LIKES!1!1!1111! Man I got a curse
I literally wanna go to some random hobo and bait him into shooting me in the skull lol
He's used to it at this point.
Im convinced that hes taking asprin before doing these kinds of videos.
These three are really uncoordinated together for being a bunch of professional dancers
I remember watching these videos in elementary school and I ended up getting bullied for my sick moves
This tutorial is amazing it changed my life. I did these moves at a club, and my future descendant time traveled our current time to break my legs and leave me crippled
Doing these moves is speedrunning the quest to get bulied
I was briefly in a christian dance troupe as a kid, and I swear this is exactly how all of the "hip hop" dance classes felt
I don't know what is worst the dance's or that guy golden shoe's. What a good way to get laughed at. Great video and content
I'm not gonna begin to question where he got those, but yeah, this is a speedrun for getting flamed
It's rare that a video makes me physically cringe. Usually I just make a face and that's it. This caused actual pain. 😂
My puppy just checked on me because I sound like I'm dying.
@@darthdrakob1372 my cat mewed at me, licked my hand, and rubbed against my face making sure i was ok after cringing so hard.
@@Raggy_df 😊
@@thegreatclocktowershowsandusky she's a sweet kitty
@@Raggy_df sounds like it! I love kitties
I'm now imagining some teacher or principal trying this to be "in" with the kids and failing miserably.
What I thought funny about the first half was the fact nobody is going to try to remember a dance they saw on UA-cam when at a school dance or party with friends. I was in a dance circle at a Halloween part a few years back before the big quarantine hit and we all just took turns in the center of the circle and did our own thing. Everyone enjoyed themselves.
The sound of the foot steps make it even better
I'm 47 years old. I can dance better than this after 4 shots of Maker's Mark at a bar. Also, in my young days, their kind of dance was NEVER seen in public. Oh my cringe (yes I'm a white dude)
I've seen this at Christian dances the private school liked holding the dances where you can see the cringe from the grocery store. But that's a special case this would get you bullied so bad
I'm black and even I can say this move is garbage its one of those things that you woudnt even wish your worst enemy to watch
As someone who has school dances, if you dance like that you will be laughed at.
for dubstep I feel like they looked at someone trying to not fall on ice (because your legs can go in some wild positions whiles trying to not go bum over chest) and yes that will make for great dance moves
If you think that's dumb please never install tiktok
Yeah good thing I don’t have TikTok 😅
The 7:20 sneaker squeaking had me 😂😂
“Because they are lying to you and trying to hurt you…” LOLOL
It's funny how they filmed the one girl 2 times, claiming they were twins, just so that it didn't seem as awkward with just one guy and one girl dancing to no music 😂😂😂
huh?
no they're actual twins
this is the most baffling comment i've ever read.
Btw this is sarcasm.... I know it's 2 separate people
Deepfakes and CGI made it possible.
Goddamn Bootiest-scootiest cringiest slack-jawed slow eyed gum-chewiest dubstep I've seen today! 10/10 and thanks for destroying any twin fantasies I've ever had....AWESOME!!!
"I love how his shirt says never look back"
I take that as never look back at the people laughing at your cheesy dance moves
DAMN! I forgot that it's pulse as opposed to POSE! If there's one thing to take from this video, you need to know what being a poseur will look like! This is, you know, like, the REASON that I didn't go to school dances. I want to hear Punk and Metal and I want to thrash, as opposed to my other option, which would be, you know, dubstep. I'm beginning to see why people my age are so nostalgic for The 80's. We had breakdancing and that COULD actually injure you. Dancing like this WILL ACTUALLY GET YOU INJURED on Monday morning. Then again, wearing those shoes would get you injured as well. Thank you so much Mr. Duck! Kind of wondering if they still listen to a lot of Rammstein and KMFDM in Germany these days. We appreciate you taking time out of your busy schedule to make certain that we are traumatized.
I feel like my friends and I did these dance moves ironically
If I EVER witnessed anyone dancing like these 3 at any of my high school dances, I would've pointed & laughed. I'm sure most of my friends would've done the same as well 😂
I'm almost 100% sure the entire school would laugh.. Teachers and all lol
If I caught my friends doing this I'd walk up to them and tell them they lookvlike a medieval dorm trying to be modern
Ah, so youre a bully
The second hand embarrassment is absolutely overwhelming Jesus Christ
These are the adults your kids turn into when you shelter them from everything
This is from a Christian channel and called „How to stay a virgin during highschool.“
How to get killed at a dance party.
Their shoes should not bother me as much as they do.
its their dancing shoes 🤣🤣
The space you would need to dance like that you need a hype group too
The fact that they keep giggling makes me think that they are pranking everyone.
Hey they stole that worm move from Monica and Ross on Friends🤣
I may have suffered permanent brain damage from watching this..
Who else gets super excited whenever you get a notification that August has uploaded
August thank you for taking the time in your vacation to continue making videos for us :D
He likely made this ahead
The first move was a straight up Carlton fresh Prince manoeuvre
First two moves: Yep, these are pretty bad. Third move:*Push down and raise the roof heyyy hooo.* This wins the award for social suicide.
I’m fully convinced that they’re being forced to do this. The camera person and everyone else in the crew has a weapon ready to go if any of these three stop smiling or go off script.
My brain cells have evaporated
I've never bullied anyone before... but I would bully these people if they did this infront of me... they need to be stopped.
Being in Germany is worth bragging about, it's a beautiful country. Be safe and have fun August!!!
My man just said the word prank on April fools. What has he done.
Theory: they’re time travelers, and they’ve been tasked to teach dancing to us. So they don’t actually know.
Please any of you, Kids, out there reading this. Remember this:
Never take life advice from Dhar Mann!
Don't watch Kay's Cooking or Cooking With Jack learn how cook until you want to give yr family food poisoning!!!
Never take dancing lessons from How To, until you want embarrass yr self!!
Watching August videos to sleep at 2 am is best thing ever
2 AM?! It's 8:40 PM where I am. 😲
7:40 pm where I am lol
@@gaymerkitty6240 same but rn its 8:51 since i commeted late
@@gaymerkitty6240 same timezone as Berlin rn
Please kids dont try this at home!!!!!!!
as someone who went to all but one dance of my middle school (i missed a valentine's dance, 7th grade i believe), this is NOT what you should do at a middle school dance. if the song playing isn't the cupid shuffle, chances are cha slide, or some other song with the dance in the lyrics (example: juju on that beat), it's literally just a rave. there's a crowd in the center of the gym, but a lot of people keep to the edges, bleachers, and food. just follow the crowd or don't join the dance group. you WILL get bullied.
-from someone who went to middle school with over 1000 people and over 2000 in high school
So on a whim I looked them up. The "Doubletime Twins" seem to have gotten... well... INTERESTING. Anthony seems to be in to fitness now, and did a photoshoot with a cute dog.
Obviously neither party here succeeded in the Dubstep Dance Competition.
Define “Interesting” 🤔
I love you August, You have introduced me to such wonderful horrors over the last year.
There is cringe, then there is this video that is more like actual physical pain
The only thing that I can imagine a foreigner look at differently is legit recycling, because Germany's recycling culture is absolutely the best.
I think when I'm gonna leave the country I am gonna miss that first, luckily I move to Austria, which will change their recycling culture similar to ours or is planning to do so.
(Also, their old glass containers are open on Sundays, which is impressive considering the reason for things not being open/useable on Sundays is church/Christianity believing Sunday was gods break day and so it should be ours and the break day of glass containers and Austria is extremely Catholic).
Maybe it's just your brain getting free during vacation that makes you see things differently.
“We’re gonna teach you how to dubstep” proceeds to square dance to generic commercial music
Hey August! I’ve followed you for a while and watched almost all of your gaming channel videos, and I’d love to see you play The Stanley Parable. Keep up the great work!
damn the Shining twins found their passion huh
Uk august Im currently sick af and my troat feels like someone stuck a metal ball in it but this... this just gave me excruciating pain in my head and made me cry. I feel so sorry for your everyday job.
they look like theyre trying to tap dance during the "dubstep" one
The dances don't even look like they would fit the tempo of most dubstep songs.
So, basically, the are telling kids it's cool to go to their school's dance and do "The Carlton"!! 😆😆😆😂😂😂
PS: Oh My God THAT TOOTH GAP!!!
these look like ritualistic gestures that would summon an ancient eldritch demon
When I was in high school, I was usually the guy in the parking lot smoking weed. I think I still danced better than these three.
how to get bullied in school more than Sheldon cooper 101:
I'm not a dancer but I'm pretty sure "pulse" isn't considered a verified dance move by anyone, anywhere, ever🤷🏼♀️
I tried this and now I’m facing charges related to disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct. Thanks how-cast. Also my grandpa, A WW2 veteran started crying and saying “ my friends, didn’t sacrifice for this”
I wouldn't even dance like that by myself in my room!
man august is such a legend
I got second hand embarrassment watching these goofs
I mean, my friends and I did the snake at HS dances…but we were theater nerds. And, I’m 43.
This video caused me to ask my husband if anybody was " raising the roof" when he was in highschool, he processed to tell me, " Nah,the roof was on fire when I was in highschool."😂😂😂😂 4:45
Wasn’t Howcast called eHow in the 2010’s and Expert Village in the 2000’s? I watched ceiling fan installation videos on expert village back in 2008 when I was 6.
2:56 - These look like bad recreations of 60’s rock and roll moves.
“Man, it’s, like, squaresville in here, man! I’m gonna blow this joint. You dudes need to get with it, you dig me?”
I mean TBF I wasn’t cool and I never studied, but at my school dances everyone just stepped from side to side and talked at school dances.
This should be retitled how to instantly get bullied
Or "how to embarras yourself in front of your crush and friends at a school dance"
Crapping your pants in class would be better than doing whatever that was.
The HS dance moves are the ones my friends and I would laugh at if we ever saw them in middle school back in the 90s. You'd be laughed out of the gym. 😂
I cringed so hard, this one was hard to watch 😂
There's only one dance move that people do at high school dances, and that's grinding
1987 called and they want these dance moves to be eliminated from history.
I can't stop staring at that dudes teeth...find a dentist!!!!
There is no way you could convince me that these aren't robots who were programmed to just straight up troll tf out of people. 😂
best dance tutorial of all time is that British lady teaching you how to Crip Walk
That ain’t dubstep that’s sub-run.
Got to say, even if you danced like that, there's no way you're getting bullied at a metal gig. Everyone is always super nice
When you have 2 friends and ask them to do that dance they immediately will stop being your friend
The best way to get through the high school dance, is to not go to the high school dance.
These are literally the moves your parents pull out of they want too embarrass you
The dubstep one looks like something out of high school musical
Thank you August now i will never allow my kids to watch a HowCast video, gotta get ahead of the danger so thank you for the heads up. I won't allow my kids to be embarassed lmao
CLEARLY this guy hasn't seen 2 girls one cup.