Idiots Of The Internet
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Alfredo: Secretly a giraffe
Tal: Secretly a hedgehog
Maximilian Drozdowski 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh i get it.. (maybe)
*PLOT TWIST*
And im secretly a black hole
It's the other way around, but Alfredo is a human.
Btw I'm losing my faith in humanity
4:21
Anthony: I love you Tal.
Tal: Lol I don't care.
😂😂😂😂
@Miniondrummer ?
I didn’t even notice the name for Anthony in the text messages xD
@@JesusR87u want boneless water?
Can I have boneless water too?
I'm the 100 like
This is how many times Alfredo roasted tal
⬇️
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
lol
Tal: I think that's a parent. Tal's thoughts: I hope.
op
U mean tall jk lol 😂
🤣🤣🤣
A
👇 IDIOT 👇
😏
Where did you get those glasses from? And how much did they cost? I actually like them.
he got them at the store he got them at for the price they were set on ;D
Maddison Troyer really? 😞😠
Maddison Troyer wow thanks you were so SPECIFIC
There about $90 called chemion
OMG for real there so dumb...also in a good way lol
The priest: girl you did way to much sins you need a lot of holy water.
Me: bless the child 🙏 .
😂🤣🤣
Ray jays Lifestyle sorry
This -->🙏
Is A High Five Emoji
@@azria9598 hah
When Tal has had enough of Alfredo roasting him in ever video!
*Tal: Once we've reached a quantity amount, we won't be able to sell any ALFREDO'S, so hurry up! I don't know how Alfredo feels about this...*
*Alfredo: When did you ever care about how I feel!*
💀💀💀 this comment was the light to my EYES!
Hi ARMY!!!!
Kenisha Patel That’s what I noticed! Lol
Armyyy
I love the interaction that you have with Alfredo.
Alfredo, everybody's favourite hedgehog.
Sonic: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS.
SONIC VS ALFREDO
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT sonic: dies alfraido is better than m-m-m-ME
Alfredo will roast Sonic to death😂
Shadow the hedgehog do not agree.......
Nah I like sonic better
You: "Idiots of the internet."
Me: "I'm not on the internet though?"
Welcome to the idiots of the internet club
Now you are
5+5=55
@@iceandalmondhasfun I have joined
Plot twist?
These people
Smart:no
Stupid:yes
Can win a dumb reward:yes
All describe me as well😂
Thx u r so nice 😊😭😃
If there was a stupid prize tell me were is it and when because I can get it easyly
Universe Of Gacha at least they can win a reward
@@hussain4gaming437 the prize is Dirt
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When he said that’s a lie that’s a lie That Voice crack 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅
Got a hundred thousand likes but they are all secretly for Alfredo
@@alyssaraeshellemelton3795 no one cares hundreds got hundred
Alfredo: **Exist**
Sonic: Finally, a worthy opponent,
Sonic: OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!
Lol
Alfredo will roast sonic to his death
Oof sonic will be soon a toasted apple
Lmao
Funny and amazing
I already subscribed but I just pressed the notification bell
Edit:Also where you get them glasses
Alicia Collymore Amazon
Then not dem stupid
@Madelyn McLean I'm sorry someone is on my account I swear I would never write that, yoy have my greatest apologies
At chillies
Chemion glasses on Amazon
Tal: you are HOT
Me: *looks at cooking ramen*
Me: me or the stove 0-0
You
heck i'm confused
The ramen
Connor. O'Keefe 😂😂
your profile pic
Omg I just saw Alfredo at the pet shop at malaysia atria shopping mall for dogs to play with
8:47 I can feel ur pain. My cherry hurts just from watching. To all men drop a like and hope his cherry is fine.👍
I liked. I’m a female
cherry 😂😂😂
Cherrys are for eating! I love cherrys on my banana split and milkshake on the top! So good
rabbit is rebal
Allen Lin my cherry really hurts rn don’t ask why
The person is gonna break their iphone
Edit: knew it
Me too
Me too
@@rogmelsamaiden ..... or he just smart enough to know that it's gonna break unless why it's in this video.
Me three
! □¡d br@ ck m¥ ph¤n3.
(4:36)
I think the I phones going to break.
Edit:it worked the 1st time but it broke the 2nd time he did it.
I thought the same
and I was right when I said both
The guy who used his iphone as a cap opener is the most idiotic. 😂
Yasss
Yup
Whoosh is fritz going to be on the AppStore
Ya
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tall 3 months earlier: Alfredo is on sale for limited time.
Tall now: Alfredo is on sale for limited time😂.
Tal*
*Lowkey Me: I'm surprised I wasn't mentioned on this video*
🤣🤣🤣
bahah friend I'm surprised I'm Not exposed bahaah 🤣
LMAO FAM
You Know Annyonghaseyo?? Lol same
You Know Annyonghaseyo?? And also... army!
Army
"I have a small weiner" ~ Tal's glasses 2019
I do
flying Simpson um ok
Mo Animations *uM oK?*
"He popped his knees, and popped his idiot cherry!" --Talfishman
Life lessons with Tal.
This made me want to watch 3 am videos and top 10 creatures caught on camera kind of videos
I honestly love watching smart people of the internet, cause it makes me feel dumb and I feel like patrick the star
*but you cant be me*
I am Patrick Star
@@ashley_4499 nice
@@ashley_4499 *no i am*
@@sklurzy no,listen WE BOTH ARE PATRICK STAR'S!!!!!
no one:
Tal: GuYs tHesE gLasSes aRe eXpeNsiVe
I want his glasses ngl 😂
Aimee lmao same
Tal: pay F to give respect
Me: *Literally Presses F on the computer*
And I meant keyboard XD
Introducing Airpods Beta Alpha Gamma Lite X Ultra Super Hyper 2 2 2 2 for F
F
F
F
Tal: I just drank coffee so I a tiered
Me: you should drink bang energy
smart!
Totally smart and not Having sax with energy dring
Drink
Sinhaprajnika Pujanprajnika you spelled tiered wrong it’s tired
Tiered this man said Tiered 🤣🤣🤣
I subscribed and turned on the notifications... about I think last year.
😁👏😁👏😁👏😁👏😁👏😁👏
1st of 6!!! XD
Yeah. I got that idea of a name because I am the oldeset of 5 other siblings! Lol.
1st of 6!!! lol same
AWESOME!!!
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
Tal: it cost me 3 dollars
ARMYS: 3 DOLLARS ?
😂
_jk_kookie1997 I purple you LOL
_jk_kookie1997 I purple you jungkook: those cost me 3,000 lol
Im too broke to afford something for $3
suga😂
Love this comment.😄💜
Alfredo: ooh now I am interested
Also Alfredo: I don’t want to be here
Ok...
Make up Ur mind Alfredo 😂
Time stone: I can control time I can do anything with time
Me: can you remove 3 am from the clock system?
Time stone: yeah, why?
Me: my cake turned into salad when I tried to crave midnight snacks
A fellow warrior... Glad we met
Lol
Dragon Warrior lol
I named my self dragon warrior cuz I’m a dragon ball fan a hardcore dragon ball fan
@@metrozaki I'm not blaming u I'm just finally meeting people with the same name
Plot twist
*Tal no longer is an giraffe that speaks English. And Alfredo is no loner a Hedgehog that speaks Spanish. Now Tal is an hedgehog and Alfredo is an giraffe.*
Yeet_ Vargas omg your english is soo badd
@@nateluthor4643
I'm not gonna put all my work or correct grammar into a dumb comment. Its not a test or gonna kill me.
Tal:I spent $3 on these
Me:$3? Can't u buy those at the dollar tree for $1 -_-
oof Ye. shame i dont have dollars i have pounds in england.
Blūë_Tîgér Stúdîøs same
Lol
True
@phillip baranouski nice
dollar tree doesn't exist in my country.
*alfredo gets born and his brothers* the parent: lets sell his brothers
When the words tallongneck showd I was very sad cus I don't think that you have long neck I think that you are amazing person Tal
Omg tal My I told my dad about Alfredo and he told me he will buy it he did I told him your my favorite UA-camr and this is your store I watched him go through the steps of buying Alfredo it didn't say when it was gonna arrive but I just so excited to see Alfredo the hedgehog :D
The phone isn’t going to break
Edited: I was wrong
Well he has an iPhone so of course it will break
Le imbécil
It’s idiots on the internet so obviously it’s going to brake
@@PsychoSledgeHammer1237 You should be on the list
*Like seriously, it's spelled break.*
@@kyoiishi Bro. "You're" is a shortened version of you are. Did you even learn how to do English correctly in school?
Don’t worry,
Alfredo would not care if you sold his entire family.
Lol. Half of this stuff is like me very very dumb. 😂😂
Addy Mae Bear
Oof check your like s
I've been subscribed had the notifications on for about 6 years now and I try to like a lot of tour videos. Your channel is the best. And you are so funny🤩
Hannah-Lee 33 I went to your subscription and it said you sub to his brother not him
Is there anyone who comes early not because of notifications but because they're on UA-cam almost all the time and just happen to find this video early?
I get notifications and still don't come early
Tal:Idiots of the internet
Me:
Why am I not on here?
Same
Kinda same with me. U kniw what i did i was playing phantom forces and i shot my team mate instead my enemie .
I oofed
Hahahhaha
Lol no words
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WHY!?
I’ve been subscribed for like 3 years so I still count?
Kaelin Coil same
Same
Same btw
I’ve been for 5 years he he
I was here since 4 yrs
The only time my reflexes work this fast it when Tal uploads 👽
10:50
^The man wasn't a prince or in a royal position. It was an ordinary saudian man. That's how they dress up at KSA in public
Glad to help and keep up the good work, Tal! You are one of the amazing stars of the internet! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 💞 💞 💕 ❤️ 💕 💕
He was a rich guy who rented out the mall If i remember correctly i remember reading that somewhere
@@rebel2478 may be true. Or maybe both of us can be correct who knows
5:04 yessssssss correct!
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Literally no one:
*Me: Are you a Tall Fisherman?*
I love watching your videos first thing in the morning, starts my days off gooooooddddddd 🙌🏼❤
Tal you always have the best glasses🤣💜Omgg
On the plus side who would need to message someone saying you like them. Just wear the glasses and they will tell them anyway. Crush: what's with the glasses, they keep saying I love you followed by hearts. Person: what you are kidding me, oh how embarrassing. Stupid glasses, I knew I shouldn't have worn them. I'm so sorry. Crush: alright calm down no need to overreact.
@@jenniferbloomfield2486 um excuse me?
THE IPHONE IS ABOUT TO OPEN THE BOTTLE- I'm an idiot arent i?-
*me after watching crying in the corner traumatized thinking it might happen to me too*
5:44
Bottle opener: 99 cents
IPhone: $1000
What an iPhone costs to make: $23.90
What if they were blind you know you gotta be smart people could be cruel nowadays
F
Who else feels like they have done something incredible when their early, lol
" A U *_TURN_* *_TURNed_* into a 360° *_TURN_* which actually *_TURNED_* into into the worst *_TURN_* out of all possible *_TURNs_* he made this *_TURN_* and now it'smy *_TURN_* "
*- Tal FishTurn*
Also, I liked, subscribed, and turned on the bell because I know how much it supports my out and I want to make you happy! Your my favorite youtuber!!!
Danni Plays you’re not your
Caroline C your not do need reply
Person Being sorry just saying it for future references
Why did I just realise Tal has Shooky in the background? Wow I'm oblivious
Music Lover sameeee dfjdkfj
My first video that i saw in this channnel was he talking about the disney connection stuff
Tal: They cost me 3 dollars
Armys be like
Suga: My chain you like? 3 dollar
This is how many glasses tal has
👇
4:31 those look like my glasses, LM*OOOO
Lmao isnt a bad word idiot
@@thatguy-uc4vs you know what the a stands for right?
It means laughing
@@thatguy-uc4vs it mean “laugh my ass off”
6:31
Sounds like when you jump on a pillow.
Lmao
It does wow
Now you have to do it ("bottle opener" phone)
*_7:04_*
*But Tal, that was a **_3π/2 (radians)_** turn.*
Tal:You guys are so hot
Me: Do you know how old I am, I’m no where near 18 you better watch what you say before the popo come😂
Ok karen
They aren't a karen, do you know what a joke is?
Also you aren't using the name Karen right, just pointing that out
@@Tr4deLog bruh it was just a joke-
Hi Tal, I'm quite new to your channel and I really love your videos. Love the humour you put into it👍👍🤘.
"you broke your nose, you broke your di-"
OH NO YOU DON'T
Noice name
chillll Otrebla
Nice name/profile
I say {)ick
Dick
Anthony: I love you
Tal: lol i don’t care
Anthony: i meant to send that to my gf
Also Anthony:call me up when you get in this video
Jk just a joke please don’t kill me
Ps. Love u tal
70% of the video tal is talking
and
30% idiots in internet videos 😂😂
=100
Tal Fishman: idiots of the internet
My internet: disconnects me
Me: wtf-
Alfredo: I am a savage.
Tal:No
Alfredo: yes.
No
Yes
No
Yes
×100000000000
The guy driving the car inside the mall is actually a businessman, he owns the mall 😁
How do u know?
Mohammad Anwar Haque the video went viral all over my country and they talked about it in the news (we’re from the same country)
If Tal is a Giraffe, a fish and a man...
Then is he a giraffe disguised as a fish as a man
this is how many times alfredo roasted tal
👇🏻
4 lel
Y u copying ppl
like beggar alert this is not a drill immediate request of youtube to ban him from commenting
Frick you like begger
Why u copying comment that is on the top😂😂😂
the phone will break. me:why *UPSET* fishman: i don't know
Been following you since Tal & short skits Tal💖💖😎👌
I've been subscribed for a while and had my notifications on for as long as I've been subscribed
I subscribed and hit the notification bell
(Tal you are the best)
Tal: I drank a lot of coffee.
Me: Why do you need coffee, when you have bang energy drinks?, lol jk ofc.
Tal: Do you think it will open the bottle or break?
Me: well it's in a idiots of the internet video so I'm gonna guess, break. If it wasn't going to brake, and it actually did open the bottle, it wouldn't be in this video.
I've been subscribed to your Chanel for like 6 months XD😊😃😄😉love your Chanel keep doing a great job 👌 😎
Maya O but only real ogs can spell *channel* correct
Yes keep doing a good job Tal
When tal said you wanna see something worse I add popped up about the Corona virus I guess tal was right 10:22
🤣
I'm so happy that I can watch these videos on the day that is uploaded, but I'm only here for a few weeks then move back to Thailand...T-T
Gacha Amy rip bro
The Aston Martin Guy
Tal: that's not an idiot of the internet
Me: ya that's a rich idiot of the internet🤣
10:50 a Saudi prince and that is his mall so this is how he go shopping because the mall is really big
_fu Fofe but THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MALL IS IN DUBAI so it is bigger than that mall
How do u know if it’s a Saudi prince When I went to Dubai a lot of people were dressed like that
_fu Fofe the biggest mall is in dubai
Mall of asia: am i a joke to you?
@@lolmeme69420 did he say "the biggest mall"? No. He said "the mall is really big" you idiot don't assume thinks you "smart ass"
2:41
This Girl:
God the whole time: Don't. You. Dare.
I am subscribed and turned the bell on from the beginning of your channel 😊😍 i love you soooo much ❤❤❤
Lol the guy doing the flip wasn't an idiot, but definitely not quite ready to flip onto the ground 😂
2:23 f
For the lady😂
Throughout the entire video, I literally taught "Where did your parents went wrong in raising you?"
Throughout reading your comment, I literally thought "Why didn't your parents teach you how to spell thought."
thought not taught
Ini Rajkumar oml yes
@@legendarygamekiller236 sorry typo....hehehe thanks though!!
Yay......(secretly just hoping that Tal will reply)😭😭😂😂😂
Lol oof
Yea
He's a giraffe his neck is to long for him to see this for commenting. C:
Ooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff
i know people lost their dignity i never heard they break it 😂😂😂😂😂
damn Tal 😂🙏🏼
Tal.......u forgot to include me
Yeah,I've done some crazy shzz
Lol
^-^
“Glasses” you have small wiener” “tal” what did it say?” “Me” ummmmmmmmm I love you😅
Great video Bro!! I just love 💖 to watch your videos every day!!
May god bless you with Happiness and Joy!! 😊👍
Love 💖 from India 🇮🇳
*My sister said she would buy me a rabbit if I hit 5.2k subs*
10,000 subscribers with 0 vids challenge subbed
Anthony: I LOVE YOU TAL
TAL:LOL I DON’T CARE
Who else clicked so fast and went str8 to the comment section
👇🏿
Not you cause it took you 6 hours to click. Took me 8 ;-;
@@introvert7784 well i clicked it as fast as i saw it 🤷🏽♂️😁
@@kingezy6222 makes sense lol
Me
It took me 2 days
Hey Tal I’m a huge fan I love your video’s and btw Alfredo is the biggest savage lol love you Tal 🤣
I told 7 people what bang energy was and there like what’s that I said ONLY THE BEST DRINK IT!
I had a pina colada bang, (infinates fav.) while watching one of infinates videos. 😂
That sports car (after news lady) freakin' drives like Cruella.....reckless!)😂