THE CRUSH SONG

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  • Опубліковано 17 сер 2015
  • We all have crushes. I have a crush. You have a crush. Now it's time we have a song about my crush, and your crush.
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    If you're reading this right now leave me the a llamAMAZING comment. Come on, do it for me. I'm watching you. Did you do it? Did you give this video a thumbs up yet? Did you subscribe yet? You better. AHAHAHA I love myself :)))) and a little note for THE CRUSH SONG: I made this song not to express my love for my crush, I made this song to tell ALL OF YOU that it's okay to be alone sometimes. Sometimes the people we like aren't the people we want them to be but the great thing is that we can be who we want OURSELVES to be. THAT is the meaning of The Crush Song. Enjoy, and of course send this to a crush that you know isn't deserving of you, they'll love it. xoxo
    -Issa
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  • @paigethebigfatlezbo875
    @paigethebigfatlezbo875 3 роки тому +6471

    “You are now my big fat crush”
    Instructions unclear. My crush thinks I called him fat.

    • @yosrrr
      @yosrrr 3 роки тому +121

      But my crush is really fat lmaoo

    • @cloiejost4085
      @cloiejost4085 3 роки тому +36

      @@yosrrr oop-

    • @amirbell6460
      @amirbell6460 3 роки тому +7

      RIP

    • @nova_offline.8280
      @nova_offline.8280 3 роки тому +5

      Ohhhh nooo 😂

    • @ryecreek2656
      @ryecreek2656 3 роки тому +26

      Yoshi - よし Welp at least you don’t care for their body and like them for their personality

  • @lota8577
    @lota8577 3 роки тому +16426

    this is the badass version of “Heather”

  • @cailinhoner8554
    @cailinhoner8554 Місяць тому +461

    2024 anyone 😭

  • @Lime1213
    @Lime1213 4 місяці тому +1628

    Who's here 2024?

  • @twaimz
    @twaimz  8 років тому +16890

    HUSH HUSH HUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH

    • @peyton529
      @peyton529 8 років тому +16

      YAY YOU REPOSTED IT

    • @giovannit9057
      @giovannit9057 8 років тому +7

      SO GOOD ISSA 😂😂💜💜

    • @justinedupont9436
      @justinedupont9436 8 років тому

      FOLLOW ME ON INSTA: CREEPYGILINSKY

    • @peyton529
      @peyton529 8 років тому +7

      FIRST REPLY, FIRST LIKE BITCHES

    • @hestherlouise
      @hestherlouise 8 років тому +3

      twaimz YAS FINALLY IT IS HERE, MY NEW FAV SONG OF ALL TIME.

  • @arandomlesbianuwu7881
    @arandomlesbianuwu7881 3 роки тому +6792

    *my kids in 2040*
    “Mom what did you listen to in 2015?”
    Me: *flashbacks*

  • @jiminslostjams3340
    @jiminslostjams3340 8 місяців тому +954

    8 years later and this song still makes me laugh 😭😭

    • @Jazminz_lambz
      @Jazminz_lambz 7 місяців тому +4

      Same😭

    • @mhagurl818-if7rb
      @mhagurl818-if7rb 7 місяців тому +6

      I'm a kid but I used to love this song and I still do. Im just singing while reading comments and writing this one 💀😭

    • @lamilkashakalaka
      @lamilkashakalaka 7 місяців тому +1

      I love this song singing it word by word 😭

    • @krayky9387
      @krayky9387 Місяць тому

      Same

    • @Meowz_er5
      @Meowz_er5 25 днів тому

      Fr 🙏

  • @dandy_andy_2609
    @dandy_andy_2609 8 місяців тому +555

    This song just popped into my head and listening to it again is the best self care I’ve done all year

    • @adrian1102
      @adrian1102 8 місяців тому +9

      goddd fr‼️ had a breakdown n this song popped into my head right after and… i now feel like a new born babe

    • @user-cj5tn6tg2i
      @user-cj5tn6tg2i 2 місяці тому

      @@adrian1102I hope ur doing bettterr❤❤❤

    • @adrian1102
      @adrian1102 2 місяці тому

      @@user-cj5tn6tg2i omg i am actually… i completely forgot about this

  • @jennawyatt3675
    @jennawyatt3675 5 років тому +11638

    The original “send this to your crush with no context”

  • @vvv4622
    @vvv4622 5 років тому +6652

    ACNE: CLEARED
    WEAVE: SNATCHED
    DEPRESSION: CURED
    HOTEL: TRIVAGO

    • @ibbyw
      @ibbyw 5 років тому +19

      jeon jungkook singing ttu best comment I've ever seen omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @vvv4622
      @vvv4622 5 років тому +11

      x_Unicorns_R_Real_x im flattered 😂😂

    • @bbygoldencarrot9970
      @bbygoldencarrot9970 5 років тому +12

      jeon jungkook 안녕 (Hey) ARMY

    • @handsomejin
      @handsomejin 5 років тому +10

      Você já pesquisou hotel na internet?

    • @aedindurant4786
      @aedindurant4786 5 років тому +2

      jeon jungkook singing ttu OMG LOL

  • @feathered_turtle
    @feathered_turtle 11 місяців тому +178

    I’ve never had a crush and am questioning if I’m aromantic so this song really helps me understand what goes through people’s minds when they’re a bottom

  • @theoffice_fan12345
    @theoffice_fan12345 24 дні тому +24

    ITS BEEN 8 YEARS?????????

  • @dimitra6883
    @dimitra6883 4 роки тому +18224

    *a random cute guy makes eye contact with me*
    me: HUSH HUSH HUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH

    • @OhMyTom02
      @OhMyTom02 4 роки тому +253

      this is TOTALLY me. this shit happened to me like twice.

    • @xxxmichellexxx7089
      @xxxmichellexxx7089 4 роки тому +51

      XD this crap happened to you

    • @hinatashoyo2310
      @hinatashoyo2310 4 роки тому +67

      Cute guy looks at me for one seconds me:you have chosen to die here at this park. My dad:demonic noises

    • @anaarsenijevic1219
      @anaarsenijevic1219 4 роки тому +17

      YAS BISS

    • @meijiplayz_gachauwu673
      @meijiplayz_gachauwu673 4 роки тому +15

      @@OhMyTom02 it happened to me 3-5 times

  • @lota8577
    @lota8577 3 роки тому +6996

    this was 5 years ago?? wtf felt like yesterday..

    • @roseturkey
      @roseturkey 3 роки тому +20

      Right also love your pfp

    • @lota8577
      @lota8577 3 роки тому +6

      @@roseturkey omg thank youuu, love yours too💗💗

    • @moved.3836
      @moved.3836 3 роки тому +4

      I know righttt

    • @turnstable9646
      @turnstable9646 3 роки тому +6

      I used to dance this at school without knowing the true meaning and now I -

    • @justshutup0395
      @justshutup0395 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly. Plus how come it doesn't have mire views?

  • @astronova_oo
    @astronova_oo 4 місяці тому +23

    he changed lives with this

  • @RamenNoodss
    @RamenNoodss 18 днів тому +11

    This song haunts my dreams, in a good way.

  • @annayaputri7545
    @annayaputri7545 4 роки тому +18225

    *my crush walked passing by*
    friends: act normal!
    me:

  • @Bella-ot2iq
    @Bella-ot2iq 3 роки тому +9406

    I MEMORIZED THIS SONG WORD BY WORD 4 YEARS AGO

  • @b_r_o_o_k_l_y_n9753
    @b_r_o_o_k_l_y_n9753 27 днів тому +17

    I forgot this existed and heard it on tiktok OMFG i missed this

  • @RosePetalLuv
    @RosePetalLuv Місяць тому +35

    8 years later and still iconic

  • @Lailaloveshorses
    @Lailaloveshorses 4 роки тому +4121

    Robber: *holds a gun to my head*and says “Sing a whole song with no mistakes”
    Me:

    • @sadgirl9913
      @sadgirl9913 4 роки тому +29

      Jenna Farrell nvm I was thinking this...😂😂

    • @del3409
      @del3409 4 роки тому +50

      I would say “........” “ tequila”

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 4 роки тому +8

      Then he's not robbing you.

    • @Karpahid00
      @Karpahid00 4 роки тому +20

      Sing twinkle twinkle little star

    • @uldiss4248
      @uldiss4248 4 роки тому +7

      @@Karpahid00 LOL

  • @vampirebites5165
    @vampirebites5165 3 роки тому +4128

    literally did a gay little walk so LARRAY could do a gayer little run

  • @dozenadventures
    @dozenadventures Рік тому +154

    7 years later this song still lives in my head so much that once a year my brain sings it and tells me to play the video 🥰 love it

  • @bimboheartz_
    @bimboheartz_ Рік тому +64

    7 years later and this still SLAPS

  • @ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132
    @ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132 3 роки тому +8673

    It's funny how we can remember songs that we heard 5 years ago but can't remember what we studied for exam last day.

  • @graceegarcia3229
    @graceegarcia3229 4 роки тому +17296

    Dude this song is 5 years old now....
    AND STILL ICONIC AYYYYYY

  • @LaBelleGrace
    @LaBelleGrace 25 днів тому +4

    Back when the internet made sense 😭 this is what it was created for

  • @KaMnsr
    @KaMnsr 23 дні тому +10

    rewatching this in 2024 and it still iconic

  • @aikam7034
    @aikam7034 3 роки тому +28867

    I’m gonna tell my kids this was WAP

    • @br12_
      @br12_ 3 роки тому +303

      AH HELL NAH NOT TAHT CURSED SONG DJJKSKSJJFOSKDJIOWJDKDIEKNEBDJEIE

    • @ehe7674
      @ehe7674 3 роки тому +348

      What is WAP? I’m hearing that word everywhere...

    • @illuviaazul8749
      @illuviaazul8749 3 роки тому +919

      @@ehe7674 it means worship and prayer ❤️

    • @re.aureate
      @re.aureate 3 роки тому +313

      @@ehe7674 idk too rlly, like people tell me its waffles and pancakes and others say its worship and praise so im rlly confused

    • @br12_
      @br12_ 3 роки тому +205

      FluffiTsuki LMAO I CANT-
      It’s obv waffles and pancakes
      Oh god I actually want to tell you but you’re too innocent..

  • @kidsIIIII009
    @kidsIIIII009 2 роки тому +7513

    Someone: “That guy looks so depressed with his black hood and headphones. What is he listening to?”
    His Headphones:

    • @batsuichimonji1623
      @batsuichimonji1623 2 роки тому +63

      Also the person who say it:

    • @tyguy_360
      @tyguy_360 2 роки тому +21

      Lol XXXTENTACION

    • @deadwolf2325
      @deadwolf2325 2 роки тому +17

      Also the person who said that guy looks depressed with his black hood and headphones

  • @kang_yeon
    @kang_yeon 9 місяців тому +7

    8 years later and I still remember every word of this song

  • @abigailsmith-zd9ne
    @abigailsmith-zd9ne 5 місяців тому +16

    still iconic to this day 🔝🔛

  • @serenac.7192
    @serenac.7192 4 роки тому +6208

    2015: *totally iconic*
    5 years later in 2020: *somehow still incredibly iconic*
    How?...

  • @dora-mane
    @dora-mane 5 років тому +14925

    *THE REAL THANK YOU NEXT*

  • @toastytoby
    @toastytoby 7 місяців тому +8

    You always go back to the place where you were happy...

  • @camilagallardo4532
    @camilagallardo4532 11 місяців тому +17

    I was 14 when I listened to this and now I just finished university, times flies :O Still an absolute bop

  • @xastianabreu8170
    @xastianabreu8170 4 роки тому +15740

    Nobody:
    Not one single soul:
    Me: in day 7 of quarantine

  • @airisaki
    @airisaki 3 роки тому +4653

    I'm gonna tell my children that this is the abc song

    • @st1cksx
      @st1cksx 3 роки тому +77

      tell me how that ends out

    • @bobduncan9504
      @bobduncan9504 3 роки тому +30

      omfg killua and shoto ahhhh i’m fan girling

    • @Kim316
      @Kim316 3 роки тому +10

      Plz dooo!

    • @Kim316
      @Kim316 3 роки тому +8

      Oh and kiwipima (kirishima) pfp

    • @airisaki
      @airisaki 3 роки тому +1

      @Jacqueline Cerano :D

  • @bananasaregreatforu709
    @bananasaregreatforu709 2 місяці тому +11

    HELPP, this song is still iconic

  • @user-vm7rw5jb5f
    @user-vm7rw5jb5f 3 місяці тому +25

    8 YEARS LATER AND I STILL REMEMBER THIS ICONIC SONG/VIDEO

  • @indie_life2034
    @indie_life2034 5 років тому +10520

    2:22
    When I'm home alone and I hear something suspicious

    • @lisallama_luv6544
      @lisallama_luv6544 5 років тому +162

      OMG lmaooo

    • @natalieserrato3090
      @natalieserrato3090 5 років тому +112

      #relatable

    • @hreblia
      @hreblia 5 років тому +94

      I 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DuhItzLea
      @DuhItzLea 5 років тому +52

      SAAAMEE

    • @porpijp6470
      @porpijp6470 5 років тому +72

      Just seeing that one scene when a burglar is just right in front of you, stealing everything and you’re just doing that makes me laugh so hard that I can’t even breathe properly.

  • @Doughnuttrash
    @Doughnuttrash 3 роки тому +6132

    *IN 2060*
    My children: “Mum, what did u listen to in 2020?”
    Me:”Umm. . . Not rn-“

  • @prettyscene.girl_anya
    @prettyscene.girl_anya 4 місяці тому +8

    this is the realest song i've heard,, and it's been 8 years

  • @ashamed5080
    @ashamed5080 11 місяців тому +29

    7 years & I still know all the lyrics word per word🤭

  • @urmom4947
    @urmom4947 5 років тому +12013

    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    Me: *HUSH HUSH HUSH-*

    • @limeona4099
      @limeona4099 4 роки тому +149

      BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH-

    • @justmargyt591
      @justmargyt591 4 роки тому +145

      YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH-

    • @relindatorres607
      @relindatorres607 4 роки тому +123

      IM SINGLE AS I CAN BE-

    • @anaccount902
      @anaccount902 4 роки тому +118

      YOU'RE SINGLE, PERFECT FOR ME-

    • @urmom4947
      @urmom4947 4 роки тому +33

      Omg i got so many likes i didnt think ill have that many like😂

  • @Somethingprettyspecific
    @Somethingprettyspecific 5 років тому +2444

    THIS SHIT CAME OUT ALMOST 4 YEARS AGO AND ITS STILL A BOP

  • @hsdsep5316
    @hsdsep5316 Рік тому +10

    this song was one of the best things in my childhood

  • @melszforlife
    @melszforlife 8 місяців тому +44

    It’s been 8 years and this is still an iconic masterpiece

  • @kokichiouma3575
    @kokichiouma3575 3 роки тому +4007

    The beginning: Thick, UwU, crush
    the middle: Y A N D E R E

  • @hunlim2117
    @hunlim2117 3 роки тому +3709

    even the asexual community is secretly bopping to this song.

  • @rolandorzabalsmullet
    @rolandorzabalsmullet 21 годину тому +1

    i remember listening to this like 7 years ago and just randomly deciding to memorize all the lyrics💀 7 years later i have no regrets this is such a bop lmao

  • @Iwillstealallyourgirls
    @Iwillstealallyourgirls 5 місяців тому +8

    I will forever remember the animation memes

  • @thebaddies1902
    @thebaddies1902 4 роки тому +12066

    No one:
    Still no one:
    corona virus: entered chat
    Everyone: watches this

  • @yoonglespringles5881
    @yoonglespringles5881 3 роки тому +6190

    *when your parents aren’t home for 3 minutes and 45 seconds*
    Edit: so I came back after 1 month with over 1k likes, thanks!

    • @iambebe7131
      @iambebe7131 3 роки тому +20

      YES AGAGAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @agentfroggy7868
      @agentfroggy7868 3 роки тому +10

      lol i watched this while reading this in the order

    • @urfavcatlover69
      @urfavcatlover69 3 роки тому +17

      But it's 3 minutes and 43 seconds You have 2 extra seconds

    • @mjl11
      @mjl11 3 роки тому +16

      @@urfavcatlover69 to put the picture up the wall and hide it again😂

    • @mimimank
      @mimimank 3 роки тому +4

      So I’d put up a picture of my crush and sing this song to it, or I’d just play it.

  • @Jinxy_Bae
    @Jinxy_Bae Місяць тому +3

    I love how even after 8 years this is still one of my favs

  • @malakshahine2809
    @malakshahine2809 7 місяців тому +9

    7 years letter this song still lives in my mind

  • @lyd9813
    @lyd9813 4 роки тому +6908

    remember when we were still questioning his sexuality after this masterpiece

  • @bagopurritoes3959
    @bagopurritoes3959 5 років тому +21847

    This song is still *_bOP_*

  • @v1ctoria._.secret
    @v1ctoria._.secret 4 місяці тому +7

    8 yrs and it's still a bop

  • @Mio_Chxn
    @Mio_Chxn 3 місяці тому +6

    8 years later and this is still a bop

  • @gracelillys2396
    @gracelillys2396 5 років тому +2131

    S: Sad that
    I: I am
    N: Never
    G: Gonna
    L: love someone
    E: ever

    • @coffeefighter7976
      @coffeefighter7976 5 років тому +3

      Congratulations, you just created a meme.

    • @sera6128
      @sera6128 5 років тому +9

      So what she/he copied? This is just sparing us all time scrolling down to find the original.

    • @skyminji
      @skyminji 5 років тому +6

      @@martinagonzalez5707 ikr

    • @essencejoyner5101
      @essencejoyner5101 5 років тому +4

      Rite but u wanna luv me lol haha

    • @skyminji
      @skyminji 5 років тому +2

      @Gacha Rhys not funny

  • @opiiuim
    @opiiuim 4 роки тому +2553

    2015: nahh not yet
    2016: nope
    2017: still too early
    2018: nope
    2019: not yet!
    2020: *perfect*

  • @thephantomnightking6750
    @thephantomnightking6750 8 місяців тому +6

    this was lowk such an impactful moment

  • @jjtsc
    @jjtsc 2 місяці тому +5

    8 years later and i still love this

  • @jaayversace
    @jaayversace 8 років тому +4348

    THIS IS ME

  • @ultimateweedsmoker4144
    @ultimateweedsmoker4144 3 роки тому +41051

    I haven’t heard this song in over a year but I still remember all the lyrics-

  • @fruitsalad9536
    @fruitsalad9536 4 місяці тому +13

    This song raised me harder than my parents

  • @sv4ughn
    @sv4ughn Рік тому +8

    7 YEARS LATER AND THIS SONG FEELS JUST LIKE YESTERDAY

  • @trippies5438
    @trippies5438 3 роки тому +5045

    me: I don't like him
    me: I don't like him
    me: I don't like him
    me: I don't like him
    him: hi
    me: sweet Jesus why are you sooo perfect

  • @ivye.6402
    @ivye.6402 4 роки тому +3369

    It’s so weird rewatching this now knowing that this is about Levi lmao

  • @hecateluvsdogs9803
    @hecateluvsdogs9803 Рік тому +5

    I REMEMBER THIS SONG SO VIVIDLY

  • @xxfisherxxdonut7858
    @xxfisherxxdonut7858 2 місяці тому +3

    The charatcer development is amazing in this

  • @orienceology
    @orienceology 4 роки тому +3560

    Nobody:
    Me singing this song to my fictional character crush at 2am:

    • @Niqhtmares075
      @Niqhtmares075 4 роки тому +68

      FrostyChai64 I feel extremely called out rn

    • @orienceology
      @orienceology 4 роки тому +40

      @@Niqhtmares075 good, now we can be called out together lmao

    • @applecatrun6650
      @applecatrun6650 4 роки тому +34

      I feel this on a spiritual level

    • @suenito
      @suenito 4 роки тому +20

      This is so true what the fu-

    • @jammisquad
      @jammisquad 4 роки тому +18

      I feel called out 😂😭😭

  • @charlottesteel8797
    @charlottesteel8797 4 роки тому +14963

    My Friend is dating my crush.
    *RIP my life*

    • @alishaaa6192
      @alishaaa6192 4 роки тому +457

      Shallot Stelio 😳😳welll thennnn... well me and my friend have the same crush soo😭🤪

    • @neegaaar
      @neegaaar 4 роки тому +246

      Omg same and I can't get over my crush!

    • @adiorei
      @adiorei 4 роки тому +290

      Just steal him, worked for me. (IF YOUR FRIEND IS FAKE FROM THE START)

    • @eggysaurous8209
      @eggysaurous8209 4 роки тому +59

      that's so sad XD

    • @yukid8084
      @yukid8084 4 роки тому +115

      Bro nah friends ain't do dat shit wtf (O_o)?? My friends know that im finna be pisssssedddd if they try stealing my manz girl or crush

  • @lol-xl9ph
    @lol-xl9ph Рік тому +31

    i remember singing this song with my friend in elementary school all the time and everyone was super annoyed because of us

  • @googieskookies791
    @googieskookies791 4 роки тому +2332

    My crush: *Breathes in my direction*
    Me:
    My crush: I- *O.O*

    • @torineshawingate9608
      @torineshawingate9608 4 роки тому +14

      Armmy lol me each time jungkook shows dem abs

    • @googieskookies791
      @googieskookies791 4 роки тому +6

      @@torineshawingate9608 yaaaaaas😂😂😂

    • @kayemarielles
      @kayemarielles 4 роки тому +4

      What are you guys talking about?

    • @taejooniverse2119
      @taejooniverse2119 4 роки тому +11

      My crush: looks in my direction
      *me sitting in the corner on my phone*
      Me: *dies*

    • @googieskookies791
      @googieskookies791 4 роки тому +2

      @@taejooniverse2119 *SKAKKSKSJAKAKSKSK*

  • @belleabano3619
    @belleabano3619 2 роки тому +5864

    6 YEARS LATER AND I STILL MEMORIZE THIS ICONIC SONG

  • @Qveenlover
    @Qveenlover 9 місяців тому +3

    Its been 7yrs and i still now this song by heart

  • @yorinaaa
    @yorinaaa 9 місяців тому +6

    i dont understand how i first listened to this song in 3rd grade and still remember the lyrics word for word as a freshman 💀💀

  • @sadloveeart4245
    @sadloveeart4245 4 роки тому +5521

    1k and I'm send this to my crush with no context

    • @maymay-wc3by
      @maymay-wc3by 4 роки тому +123

      I hope you edited the last part out aa-

    • @sadloveeart4245
      @sadloveeart4245 4 роки тому +40

      Sorry

    • @Perry_Berry
      @Perry_Berry 4 роки тому +7

      @•Lil Moon• youre lesbian?

    • @cartermiller853
      @cartermiller853 4 роки тому +1

      albus ton pote stylé
      It’s getting there

    • @Yasmin-yr7ji
      @Yasmin-yr7ji 4 роки тому +24

      @@Perry_Berry there a girl there bestie is a boy so there straight

  • @Bigbootyliker65
    @Bigbootyliker65 5 років тому +7186

    I mixed up the lyrics while singing it
    You think I’m class, hoe no I’m trash
    But SAME

  • @Killercutegirll
    @Killercutegirll 6 місяців тому +9

    8 years and this hits harder than my mother's religious hands

  • @maddie-qv9eh
    @maddie-qv9eh 5 років тому +2490

    **When my crush messages me** 😂

  • @elaine1585
    @elaine1585 6 років тому +2013

    LYRICS!
    Hush, hush, hush
    Blush, blush, blush
    You are now my big fat crush
    I'm single as I can be
    You're single, perfect for me
    I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
    Why you should date me
    Reason number one - I'm super hot
    Reason number two - she's super not
    Reason number three - I'm all you got
    And all you got is someone hot
    Boy check my résumé
    You want a background check? Okay.
    First name hot, and last name bitch
    Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
    You think I'm trash?
    Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass
    And all I gotta say is...
    Please date me because I'm single
    S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
    And hug me, and touch me
    And, well, fuck me
    Boy, you think love is a game
    And it drives me really insane
    Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons
    Why you should date me
    Reason number four - I got cute brows
    You don't see it? I don't know how
    Reason number five - I got more personality than all your types
    Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella
    I said, "Hey can you be the Troy to my Gabriella?"
    AH!
    La, la, la love me
    Your love is my drug can't you see
    I love you why don't you love me
    Invisible to everybody
    I'm sick and tired of this shit
    I just want a relationship
    And all I gotta say is
    Please date me because I'm single
    S-I-N-G-L-E love me
    And hug me
    And touch me
    And, well, no
    Hold up wait a minute
    You think I'm just a toy?
    Well you are just a boy
    And your love is a decoy
    I really think you need some help
    Cause now I'm taken by myself
    And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me
    Reason number one - I'm super hot
    Reason number two - you're super not
    Reason number three - I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot
    Boy check your résumé
    You want a background check? okay
    First name no, last name thanks
    Wanna get with me you lost your place
    You think you own everyone
    I don't belong to anyone
    And all I gotta say is...
    I love me because I'm single
    S-I-N-G-L-E love me
    And hug me
    And touch me
    And, well, fuck you
    Hush, hush, hush
    Blush, blush, blush
    I am now my big fat crush

  • @andy-chan250
    @andy-chan250 4 місяці тому +6

    STILL SLAYYYED 8 YEARS LATER 🤭👊‼️

  • @lamilkashakalaka
    @lamilkashakalaka 7 місяців тому +5

    I think this is the song that made me delusional but always gave me self confidence

  • @kateantonette4207
    @kateantonette4207 3 роки тому +1377

    Crush: What's ur name?
    Me: H o t B i t c h 😳

    • @DrCharmy
      @DrCharmy 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @f33star
      @f33star 3 роки тому +24

      @Immune to wooshes bruh

    • @ayerslily4412
      @ayerslily4412 3 роки тому +24

      @Immune to wooshes you are kinda rude tbh. I have seen 2 hateful comments of yours just on this video

    • @lunchingtangpua2415
      @lunchingtangpua2415 3 роки тому +1

      @@ayerslily4412 a

    • @SamkimYt
      @SamkimYt 3 роки тому +1

      @Immune to wooshes Stfu

  • @aizakku.
    @aizakku. Місяць тому +3

    HELP I REMEMBER SINGING THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 7 😭😭😭🙏🙏 YOU AND LARRAY RAISED MEEE

  • @megannnB
    @megannnB 4 роки тому +1514

    The chefs at a restaurant on their break: 2:22

    • @no-mr2lh
      @no-mr2lh 4 роки тому +9

      LOL!

    • @discoshark7767
      @discoshark7767 4 роки тому +5

      Katrina Armalovica genius 😂

    • @hopefulish
      @hopefulish 4 роки тому +1

      @Katrina Armalovica stolen? I heard that before so yea

    • @bink1814
      @bink1814 4 роки тому +7

      I work at a restaurant and i can confirm 😂🤗

    • @yaraasiri7404
      @yaraasiri7404 4 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @tostax8
    @tostax8 3 роки тому +4643

    WHY DO I STILL KNOW EVERY WORD AFTER 4 YEARS

  • @ddeadaass
    @ddeadaass Місяць тому +2

    8 years ago and this song is still fire 🙏🏼

  • @kimnoir
    @kimnoir 4 місяці тому +3

    This is ... very convincing.

  • @sageo7402
    @sageo7402 7 років тому +2464

    Lyrics: Hush Hush hush, blush blush blush
    You are now my big fat crush
    I'm single as I can be, you're single perfect for me
    I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me
    Reason number 1: I'm super hot
    Reason number 2: she's super not
    Reason number 3: I'm all you got and all you got is someone hot
    Boy check my resume you want a background check? Okay first name a Hot and last name Bitch
    Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
    You think I'm trash? Hell no I'm class and I got a big fat ass and all I gotta say is please date me!
    Because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E
    Love me and hug me and touch me and well fuck me
    Boy you think love is a game and it drives me really insane well I'm gonna give you a few more reasons why you should date me
    Reason number 4: I got cute brows you don't see? I don't know how
    Reason number 5: I got more personality than all your types
    Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella I say hey, can you be the Troy to my Gabriella
    AH!
    La la la love me your love is my drug can't you see? I love you why don't you love me
    Invisible to everybody
    I'm sick and tired of this shit
    I just want a relationship and all I gotta say is:
    Please date me!
    Because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E
    Love me and hug me and touch me and well no,
    Hold up wait a minute you think I'm just a toy?
    Well you are just a boy and your love is a decoy
    I really think you need some help cuz now I'm taken by myself
    And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo o ve me
    Reason number 1: I'm super hot
    Reason number 2: you're super not
    Reason number 3: I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot
    Boy check your Resume you want a background check? Okay
    First name no and last name thanks wanna get with me?
    You lost your place
    You think you own everyone I don't belong to anyone
    And all I gotta say is: I love me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E
    Love me and hug me and touch me and well fuck you
    Hush hush hush, blush Blush blush, I am now my big fat crush
    This took long please like
    Edit:oh my goodness! Thank you for all those likes! I appreciate it! Anyways have a nice day or night! Bye!❤️

  • @paysley
    @paysley 6 років тому +7275

    "Send this to your crush with no context"

  • @kaelahchuuchey
    @kaelahchuuchey Рік тому +3

    the notalgia omg especially from my gacha and meme animations phase lolll

  • @luvbella_
    @luvbella_ 6 місяців тому +2

    I remember when this first came out😭 best day

  • @byebye2435
    @byebye2435 4 роки тому +1530

    Friend : What’s your favorite song?
    Me : uh its complicated

  • @aniya4890
    @aniya4890 2 роки тому +5531

    ok but can we take a second to literally admire how nice his handwriting is 😭

  • @rrelle
    @rrelle 2 місяці тому +2

    this song will never leave my memories .

  • @yourlocalshakespearewannabe
    @yourlocalshakespearewannabe 9 місяців тому +5

    THE GOOD OLD DAYS.