Arin: "Would you like to try this ?"
Dan: "No, I'd rather die"
My review of Sanic and the Scrings: 0/10 not enough surprise jazz
a mix between thanos and fred durst so......Thurst?
I Thurst for a better game. This game is a desert of shitty controls.
Very nice touch showing the actual reviews that Danny was reading
Yeah.. except for he couldnt help but stroke sonic team's baby peen and slip in tiny praise for another pile of shit garbage.
If the sonic games are any indication of how the movie will go....you'll have entire cinema rooms of people screaming at the top of their lungs "UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHH SONIC OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SONIC!"
Seriously tho, if it did, I would've left screaming unavoidable chin move...
36:15
that was amazing. You finally overcome the double cactus, them BOOM, SURPRISE SECOND CACTUS!
My God.
If someone put a gun to my head and told me to play this game to completion, i'd probably toss the Wii-mote on the floor and look them straight in the eyes.
I love how every time Arin makes up lyrics to the butt rock tune, it's always slightly off key...just makes it funnier
19:55 omg you can hear sonics footsteps and its actually really funny for some reason
They quit this game at around the same spot I quit playing this game.
I quit after the tutorial levels, thankfully I rented it so i didn't pay full price for it
I think i got a bit further than they did, i'm not willing to hook up my nintendo wii to find out just for this game though.
The story got so boring and i quit literally after 2 stages lmao i just did the minigames
This game truly is 90% tutorials...
ZuulDovah When there is a whole map dedicated to tutorials and the controls are the main complain then you know you have a severe problem.
So it’s a gen 8 Pokémon game? I mean both are 90% tutorial and both are unfinished & rushed out for christmas
Oh, are you talking about THIS game? I thought you meant MaL Dream Team...
@@creamfennec2949 It's a Sonic game. Half of all people hate it, and the other half love it and hate the first half for hating it.
"Master of the ring"
Bet you ten bucks that's the name of a smutty Sonic fanfiction.
TheBritishWolf i’m gonna be a brave soldier i’ll report back soon
fortunately, (or unfortunately idk) i have seen no such thing although there are a lot of fanfics (which is no surprise)
For the first time ever, I agree with Arin when he says "This game is hard to control"
Most of these new Sonic games feel like they were developed for a completely different character and Sonic was just added at the last minute.
I quit this game for a solid 2 years and when I was rummaging through old games of mine I picked it back up and completed the game through. I gotta say...
THIS GAME REALLY IS SHIT
I just realized Sonic just put the ring on his glove. Djinn would have maybe won if he just took off Sonic's glove.
Yeah, but you know, I know, and SEGA knows that the fetish squad would ruin that decision for them.
"We are..... Guns and Roses...!"
That killed me.
1:14 “Oh, look! The direct midpoint between Thanos and Fred Durst!” _I’m fucking_ *DYING* 😂
I still maintain that "look! It's the direct midpoint between Thanos and Fred Durst" was the best comedically timed line ever
This game is a guilty pleasure for me. I know it's terrible, but I loved it as a kid. Still funny af though.
same. but this kept me away from sonic games until i hit my 20s. talk about bad first impressions
The real Secret Rings were the bad games we stopped playing along the way.
"Andd KILLING IT!"
'oh no!'
I snorted
41:05 that game already exists. DLC Quest, a game where you buy everything as dlc, including the ability to go left.
23:50 I vividly remember renting this game from the library when I was little and not being able to get past this part because I could not home attack for the fucking life of me and because the enemies wouldn't spawn in at the right time ( like it did Arin's first run )
So in a fit of rage I threw my Wii remote across the room and broke it and then had to wait til Christmas to use my gift money to buy a new wii remote
Never played another sonic game
It's weird watching this game seeing as how I grew up with it and seeing how bad It really is I used to think it was the coolest shit but no it really sucks
I remember playing this age earlier in life and becoming so enraged by it, my mom would come in and yell at me, "Jesus Christ, just go back to playing Guitar Hero or something. Or better yet go play with ur friends"
Lol she thought i had friends 😂😂😢
Today on this concept might be neat in the context of literally anything other than Sonic
I really like this compilation, thanks for all the additional comments and stuff you put in there. I really do hope they'll finish The Secret Rings someday. It's already been too long since their last Sonic game, and I love it so much how Arin love-hates them.
Sonic: "W-What did I do!?😢
Me: "Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, does that ring a bell?😠
no bc at the end of the game everything that just happened got reseted so nothing happened
Lyrics to the song (Seven Rings in Hands):
Make beliefs reborn
Myths in mind rethought
Question all that's known
Legends blurred and torn
Make beliefs reborn (Make beliefs reborn)
Myths in mind rethought (Myths in mind rethought)
Question all that's known (Question all that's known)
Legends blurred and torn (Legends blurred and torn) (Blurred and torn)
No such thing as fate for those who speed
A path out of time instead of just livin' it
So many things erased before they begin
Hopes un-dream instead of what could have been
Fortune fades like words in the sand
Just like that it's nothin' at all, just seams
Nothin' at all, just seams(Yeah)
Fortune shines with seven in hand
Back to fact make real of all that seems
Make real of all that seems
Seven Rings in Hand speed through nights with feet in sand
Seven Rings in Hand wonders all under command
Seven Rings in Hand wild with just one single hand
Seven Rings in Hand arrowed hearts catch fire now
Make beliefs reborn (Make beliefs reborn)
Myths in mind rethought (Myths in mind rethought)
Question all that's known (Question all that's known)
Legends blurred and torn
No such thing as an arrow through who dreams
Hopes may burden but forever last to give in
So many things need a push or pull to begin
Un-free to move unless another hand gets in
Be it all the same, it's never the same
Just like that it's nothin' it all just means
Nothin' it all just means
If all as is then it's never as is
Back to fact make real of all that seems
Make real of all that seems
Seven Rings in Hand speed through nights with feet in sand
Seven Rings in Hand wonders all under command
Seven Rings in Hand wild with just one single hand
Seven Rings in Hand arrowed hearts catch fire now
Memories that dance (Memories that dance)
Fairy tales in trance (Fairy tales in trance)
Know what to believe (Know what to believe)
Nothin's up to chance (Nothin's up to chance)
Make beliefs reborn (Make beliefs reborn)
Myths in mind rethought (Myths in mind rethought)
Question all that's known (Question all that's known)
Legends blurred and torn
Seven Rings in Hand speed through nights with feet in sand
Seven Rings in Hand wonders all under command
Seven Rings in Hand wild with just one single hand
Seven Rings in Hand arrowed hearts catch fire now
Seven Rings in Hand...
Nights with feet in sand...
Seven Rings in Hand...
Seven Rings in Hand...
Make beliefs reborn (Make beliefs reborn)
Myths in mind rethought (Myths in mind rethought)
Question all that's known (Question all that's known)
Legends blurred and torn
Seven seas in hand
Speed of sound through sands
All our hopes and plans
In one single hand!
Hmm... I think they have it too much credit by saying it was done in a day. I'd give it 2 hours, at most, given the lyrics.
If they did finish the game, there would be another boss which is worse than the dragon with the unavoidable chin move... plus there's like 10 areas in the game with loads of levels and bosses it makes progressing without a guide really hard. The game is so shitty I don't think I want them to continue it, especially because I've grown up as a sonic fan lmao
11:20 Its kinda weird how on point that bit is if you see the final cutscene before the final boss.
For all their goofs, the Grumps are scaringly good at making accidental predictions.
That Thanos/Fred Durst comment made me belly laugh. Thanks for that.
One of the things I love watching these two. Always expect a good laugh
They tend to shit on sonic games more than necessary, but I'm just gonna say it:
This game is objectively and indisputably GOD AWFUL
Please Continue What did you expect? It was made by half of the same team that made Sonic 06. It was a rush job to get SOMETHING out for the new Wii at the time. This game was doomed from the beginning.
It's a game that had mild potential that was completely squandered due to being a side project. You could also look at this game as the reason '06 is well... '06, and not "Sonic the Hedgehog"
@@koofablah Well seems to me like you get that when you fail the level so it is bascially just a "Ohh didn't finish the level? well we will mutiply it by 0.3 aka give you 30% of the overall score you would have normally called it but don't want to seem like we are punishing you so we will make it seem like it is a bonus thing..despite it not being one at all!"
Naw. Admittedly I love this game, but I know the controls are pretty bad even though it is possible to get used to them. And plus, people give the storybook series crap because they don't put much time into discovering everything the game has to offer.
Ok fuck man ive GOT to put this into words!!!
I fucking LOVE that thing Dan very frequently does where every single time arin bites it in the game he yells out something extremely positive and happy like “There you go!!” Or “Success!!” 😂 Ita so fucking funny and pure at the same time 😂
18:35 Oh my god, he's turning into avi.
I still wish for sonic heroes
22:08 In the words of Lewis of the Yogscast, ‘Are you mad?’
Surprised as heck Ganon was in this game. XD
I wish Dan read some more Sonic Fanfiction during this playthrough.😔
"maybe you shouldn't be going so fast."
Oh Dan.
Why, in so many Sonic games, is the plot always pushed forward by a mysterious woman?
It's funny because your captions telling Arin to customize his rings are like me yelling at my monitor while watching him ignore the sword customization with the blacksmith in Black Knight lmao
I just realized something, in the beginning sonic says 'how about a hankerchif for starters " ,this game pridected sonic boom
20:45 it KILLS me that Dan is reading a review that talks about Sonic going fast, and then the level starts, and Sonic has the slowest god damn walk I've ever seen.
IT'S SANOC! WITH HIS FRIEND TAALS!
Did SEGA really think these broken controls were acceptable? That takes balls.
first reaction: its being destroyed
second reaction: oh its a rocket ship?
third reaction: oh no um...its a magic floating island
Remember folks! THIS came out at the same time as Sonic '06!
"INFINITY GAUNTLETS UP INFINITY GAUNTLETS DOWN"
As a kid I liked this game a decent amount. I got older and realized that was only because of the music appealing to me, and the party gamemodes working for me and my siblings *as kids*
I spent way too much of my preteens playing this damn game and the party mode attached
Honestly, Party Mode was more fun than the main game. I spent a lot more time playing Party Mode after I gave up at Sand Oasis.
WHY can't you break the jars? 😂
'The direct midpoint between Thanos and Fred Durst' is fucking hilarious. I love Dan.
This was the first sonic game I ever played, I thought this was the worst f***ing franchise, so it was my last, then I saw how bad it could get with sonic 06, this is what ruined the franchise for me......I realized my mistake after playing Sonic CD after getting it on ps3, I was conflicted.
Have you played the very first Sonic the Hedgehog, the one on Sega Genesis? I think THAT was really the only good time for the franchise.
@@KBBebop Well yea of cource, I also played sonic 2, sonic CD, and sonic mania, but Sonic and the secret rings was my FIRST sonic game, it gave a bad impression to me.
@@J_dnvg Sorry to hear that :( Hopefully those other games gave you a better time.
It is a pretty bad franchise. When 4/5 games are fucking garbage then it isn't too much to say that the franchise in on itself is garbage.
I understand people loving a few of the games but why do so many people get exstremely offended the second you say the sonic franchise is shit..because it is..a pearl or two in a dogshit doesn't make the rest of the dogshit worthy of picking up..Grab the pearls and leave the rest of the shit..
If it didnt use motion controls it'd be at least a solid 6/10
I still love this game past the 3rd level
A game where you have to unlock everything? Oh Arin have I got a game for you
I remember when I was like 6 or 7 trying to get past the tutorials even though I was too dumb to even jump
5:23 Use the Jump Dash to reach the goal!
Can't wait for Arin to not use the jump dash and then blame the game for it!
I actually really like the way sonic is expressed in this game, it's a bit more serious and I feel like it gives him more character
13:21 this needs to be in a sonic sequelitus
I'm really sad they stopped this, because this game was a significant part of my childhood. Was it dogshit? Of course. But I loved it.
love the edits! especially with the review section
I’m so glad this is what sonic thinks about my culture
"this game has a little something for everyone, you truly feel like sonic the hedgehog"
-IGN
4:15 one day game grumps will be over... and all we will have left will be memories
no matter how bad this game is it will always have a special place in my heart
Arin: plays Bornik the GregDog games to torture himself
Also Arin: Doesn’t play generators or rainbows because they’re “boring”
The lukewarm reviews for this game are just more proof that useless mainstream review outlets will give at least a 6/10 to any game that has a functioning start screen. What a joke.
"Life's a fuck, death's a fuck"
- Tolls the Faüx
I've always wanted to see them play generations. It's my favorite sonic game.
3:48 I’m laughing way to hard at this scene
I find your added sassy remarks hilarious.
the evil dude looks like if Groose did a fusion dance with Ganondorf and then watched too much prince of persia.
10:12 Yes Dan remembers
god i’m having flashbacks to playing this when i was a kid💀
just a 7 episode series and it has 45 minutes of laughter
Why is the villain a perfect mix of Thanos and Kratos with a smidge of a weirdly-humanoid-demon who had the voice and personality of Gaston? Like WTF
12:04 - 12:41 Game Grumps presents "WIPED CLEAN" some highlight quotes include..."Arin, please...I beg you." AND MORE
Chronic and Fails
11:15 killed me
Okay but the story book series are literally just Sonic's self-insert fanfictions
Now that's meta.
Yoda voice: I agree
Verily, thou speakst true. These be but the fantasies of the fleet-footed forest critter.
"joke's on you, we made it stupid and embarrassing on purpose"
Pretty much. Not that I didnt enjoy them but holy shit