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0:25 Janet Was Actually Voiced By Tara Strong Who Also Voiced Timmy Turner, Poof & Britney Britney (The Fairly OddParents), Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls), Dil Pickles (Rugrats), Melody (The Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea), Raven (Teen Titans & Teen Titans Go!), Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic), Daizy (Wow Wow Wubzy), Unikitty (Unikitty), Eliza Pinchley (Family Guy), Angel (Lilo & Stitch: The Series) and Toot & Princess Clara (Drawn Together).
0:01 bob the tomato building a tower with blocks Bob : well daycare could be fun Lightning McQueen Lightning McQueen: I guess you’re right but it is No I am Bob the tomato I’m lightning McQueen
How the Hell would he like her? Doesn’t he realize that she’s a simpleton who literally only says the word “cookie?” That’s all she wants, is just sweets. She’s like a robot. She’s WAY out of Stewie’s league.
There was this a girl like you wanted to be more than friends with many years ago while she said that she didn’t want to be my girlfriend she probably sweet always be friends once I stop buying her things or giving her money she stopped talking to me and said that she felt unsafe and uncomfortable being left alone with me and that she was being stocked I was so sad and cry almost every day about it I thought that no matter what we’ll always be friends but as soon as the money stoped so did the friendship and to this day many years later my mom still wants to choke with this girl for what she did to me although I have mostly forgiven her
For some reason, I expected Stewie to turn into a giant Cookie. Janet turns her head and eats stewie alive. Stewie is screaming in fucking agony and blood covers the entire room and all the kids run out. BMO from Adventure Time comes in and kills Janet. BMO cries because he enjoyed Stewies presence. Jake and Finn come in and kill BMO. Brian comes in to pick up stewie and sees all the weird stuff that is happening and slowly walks out the room. He gets hit by an airport luggage tractor and falls down the stairs. A giant plane runs BrianskkskskskskskskskskoapalapalaoL over and then shit.
We all must learn the hard way stewie 😂
😢😢😢
She never loved him
Just like how my dad never loved me :(
@@romanbellic2178 Sorry to hear that. You may be suffering from trying to impress him so don't do it, live to impress yourself instead.
@@romanbellic2178 you still bowling with your cousin?!
Cookie
And I thought Amber never loving Invincible had it bad
Old Stewie: Damn you, vile woman!
New Stewie: BRRRIIYIIAAAANN!!??!!!
A baby really said “you make me feel so young”
Womb young
@@almeme9017 Sperm young 😂
That's what makes it funny...
He's mentally old
She’s so adorable and just a sweet harmless baby and the way she says cookie makes me feel so sad.. 🥺
She was just in it for the cookie.
Cookie Digger
@@PelsckoPolesko W
They always are...
Plot twist
Heartless bitch
Man Stewie singing that song is brilliant.
1:22 she called him for his name
I heard
I swear anytime Janet speaks, the first thing that comes to mind is Twilight Sparkle as a baby
That's Tara Strong's voice.
@@samanthatorres6749 wait what??
0:25 Janet Was Actually Voiced By Tara Strong Who Also Voiced Timmy Turner, Poof & Britney Britney (The Fairly OddParents), Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls), Dil Pickles (Rugrats), Melody (The Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea), Raven (Teen Titans & Teen Titans Go!), Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic), Daizy (Wow Wow Wubzy), Unikitty (Unikitty), Eliza Pinchley (Family Guy), Angel (Lilo & Stitch: The Series) and Toot & Princess Clara (Drawn Together).
She only wanted the cookies bro
Stewie and Maggie both have idiot fathers and yet they're geniuses.
Who's Maggie?
@@inkystars19 based on the comment im assuming they mean maggie simpson
Probably meant lisa
Seth MacFarlane's British accent is awesome
That's right, boys, you first get the cookie, then get the girl
And after the girl gets all your cookies,you might end up like Stewie.
First you get the cookie, then if you're lucky you get her cookie. And then hopefully you'll never see her again.
That’s the way I met my wife except it wasn’t a cookie
was she saying “100 bucks?”?
Was it heroin
Still a better love story than twilight
Later that night stewie played JUICE WRLD - All Girls Are The Same
Lol
Snake griffin 🐍
Ah this takes me back to my 5 year old self when I thought I was in love with this boy in my class. I was Stewie lol
2:42 this is so dark
🧐🚓
🤨📸
It’s nice 🤤
Are we just gonna ignore that both Janet and Stewie were both naked under the covers?
Yeah 🫣
I just like this
@@felipegallo9781yep police! That’s the guy! That’s him right there! Get him! Arrest him!
dang stewy got played lol
Cookie......👉🍪
2:42 O.o
Reba Joe lol that is soooo wrong.😂😂😂
THATS A PEDOPHILE LOL
@@ShadowGamer2549-k5k they are the same age
0:01 bob the tomato building a tower with blocks
Bob : well daycare could be fun Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen: I guess you’re right but it is
No I am Bob the tomato I’m lightning McQueen
Ngl the song is a bop
"You can call me cookie"🤣🤣🤣🤣
How the Hell would he like her? Doesn’t he realize that she’s a simpleton who literally only says the word “cookie?” That’s all she wants, is just sweets. She’s like a robot. She’s WAY out of Stewie’s league.
She could say Stewie
1:22 pearl: Oswald
Oswald: hello Pearl how about a push hey Gee I guess it’s funny too
There was this a girl like you wanted to be more than friends with many years ago while she said that she didn’t want to be my girlfriend she probably sweet always be friends once I stop buying her things or giving her money she stopped talking to me and said that she felt unsafe and uncomfortable being left alone with me and that she was being stocked I was so sad and cry almost every day about it I thought that no matter what we’ll always be friends but as soon as the money stoped so did the friendship and to this day many years later my mom still wants to choke with this girl for what she did to me although I have mostly forgiven her
Cookie is money
why is no one talking bout this scene at 2:43
Bart Simpson used to have a crush on Jessica Lovejoy in 1994
Stewie Griffin used to have a crush on Janet in 2000
For some reason, I expected Stewie to turn into a giant Cookie. Janet turns her head and eats stewie alive. Stewie is screaming in fucking agony and blood covers the entire room and all the kids run out. BMO from Adventure Time comes in and kills Janet. BMO cries because he enjoyed Stewies presence. Jake and Finn come in and kill BMO. Brian comes in to pick up stewie and sees all the weird stuff that is happening and slowly walks out the room. He gets hit by an airport luggage tractor and falls down the stairs. A giant plane runs BrianskkskskskskskskskskoapalapalaoL over and then shit.
that was so Cute what a Cleverish Script of Masterpiece how we all have Feel when Stewie Felt Sad.
Lenon Is Underrated
0:43 2:00
"It's always been the damn cookies"
poor stewi, she just wanted ur cookie
Bruh she just wanted cookies 🫢
I feel bad for the day care teacher
Why do you say that ?
Why 🤔
I remember this episode
THAT SICK MINIPULATIR (BEEP)
What are they teaching at that preschool like really he's only two or three he's too young to learn about the birds of the bees
im sorry buddy better u learnt that early in life u will love them but they will cost u lots and play with ur emotions
Your silence says it all jjj
Cookie lol
2:03
What episode is this?
Season 2 episode 15
Damn It Janet!
Janet is the metaphor of a gold digger
What if Jessica Lovejoy and Janet are friends
I honestly hated Janet from breaking Stewie's heart like this! The hell with her
Bruh...she's a toddler.
Who does not even have the IQ of Stewie Griffin.
She is a cookie digger
I wish they made Stewie poison his cookies and give it to her. I want to see babies on family guy getting destroyed.
What the fuck
Im gonna pretend i never sall this comment
@@ethanaustin7754 Same here.
@@ethanaustin7754 saw*
Modern Family Guy would’ve definitely done this
Family Guy Season 2
22 - Dammit Janet - TV-14-D
I watched that on Disney+
stewie an intj
I am in the same condition as stewie
1:48
Stewie isn't gay?
Where you get that?
Of course he isnt
he’s bisexual
Stop reading Fanfics, they're confusing you!
No, he's bisexual.
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0:53 w rizz
cookie = money hh
Hope
😄👍
2:34
2:35