Kaif: Name ONE time I Admin Abused.... Stan lists multiple times in which he was a victim of Kaif's Admin Abuse. Kaif: See can't even name one. Stan: There was the time you spawned in many a ball. But that was fun so I'll lat that one slide. Kaif: Okay well that's one.........
@@Chrisdish Eh, too weak, something more powerful, say atomic bombs, would be more useful. Imo the government has overreached as it has prevented us from owning our rights "Shall not be infringed." The founding fathers intended for us to be able to have whatever arm we want, whether it be an atomic weapon, or 6 yr old infant arm, it's a basic right!
It's from a WoW reference to one of kaif's older videos or vods I think and it s *Stands not stan's just a little grammar issue but mistakes do happen.
Josh Crimson i think i found the song he is using i cant really tell but it seems to be the same one kaif is using. ua-cam.com/video/PDtu2r8mYIw/v-deo.html
This was broadcast on Jan 4th of 2020 which is why I was so fucking confused seeing this vod today because of how long ago this stream was lmao. Was there an upload error today Kaif or did you just need some filler?
@@Kaiffu oh shit! He responded to me! I've been noticed by cockroach senpai. I'll be the next to be sacrificed to peanut to ensure his survival. All joking aside, I was just confused cuz there's a fan run account on her for your stream archives and I remembered seeing this whole vod before and thought I was going crazy. Your bromance with Gary is what brought me here and I have not been disappointed ever since, the vods are great for laying back and laughing hysterically at all the shenanigans after a hard day. Keep up the good work Kaif
I wish I can watch this live but i can't because Twitch isnt really working for me. Keeps buffering every 5 seconds. But am glad you are uploading them here.
Play dodgeball like you did in the grinder room in one of the Tesla halls, close the doors so the balls don’t get out and have pc turn of the lights for fun. Just an idea, love the scp vids.
Hey Kaif! I have a quick question. If I were to ever have any questions for you regarding the VODS, Stream, or main UA-cam channel, where should I contact you at? For example, Email or Discord.
@@NewSirenSong something about them banning a person trying to promote hong kong revolts from a tournament of overwatch i believe. basically hong kong is being enslaved and blizzard supports it, if i understand correctly. i probably dont
they should add 035 - how it will work, is someone will be chosen to be 035, they can get keycards or guns or whatever, then if they die, the mask drops and anyone can pick it up.
so i know he put a link to the cover of that witcher song in his chat during the stream but didnt put it in the description, does anyone have a link to it?
On Twitch, you can earn channel points by watching streamers. Each streamer has their own kind of points, and can make their own rewards that people can spend their points on. In Kaif's case, he made a "point-waster" reward, where he says the longest Welsh town name every time someone "wastes" their points for that reward. The thing he says is "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". Here is the vid that made that townname so famous ua-cam.com/video/fHxO0UdpoxM/v-deo.html
@@Mastozz Saturdays are almost always SCP. Now and then he can't play it because of the people he streams with might not make it and he doesn't want to open up his server or the SR server to the fans for some very valid reasons
@@deadgirl1172 Been some time since we haven't played it tho. It's basically every Saturday, but exceptions can always happen obviously. Like with holidays
Kaif: Name ONE time I Admin Abused....
Stan lists multiple times in which he was a victim of Kaif's Admin Abuse.
Kaif: See can't even name one.
Stan: There was the time you spawned in many a ball. But that was fun so I'll lat that one slide.
Kaif: Okay well that's one.........
Stan pulls out a 5 yard list
Braidyn Tivis and not yards as in Imperial measurement but as in actual house yards
@@ragingbullgames1489 Bro this is the american measurement system they use bikes
yeah, for example: a slice of bread is about .2 bikes
Edit: the term bike is also not to scale with a standard bike
Mum get the camera! I'm a thumbnail model!
You mean Peanut? Nani....? Welp, Isa an eejit.
Yeet
when you only get 3 comments :)
When in doubt
@@haggisdabrave VOTE👏STAN👏OUT!!
"Ah, guns. What better tool to clean a bathroom" I don't know about bathroom guns, but I do know about BRAND NEW KITCHEN GUN!
BANG!
*BANGBANGBANG* Thanks Kitchen Gun!
*Exhale* This kitchen is so hard to clean! If only there was an easier way.
As an American I can confirm that guns are useful for cleaning bathrooms.
And Kitchens!
And schools.
@@Chrisdish Eh, too weak, something more powerful, say atomic bombs, would be more useful. Imo the government has overreached as it has prevented us from owning our rights "Shall not be infringed." The founding fathers intended for us to be able to have whatever arm we want, whether it be an atomic weapon, or 6 yr old infant arm, it's a basic right!
@@Chrisdish nice
Is this a subliminal advertisement for The Kitchen Gun™️?
Kaif SCP moments:
23:28 SCP 049 [Plague Doctor]
38:28 SCP 939-89 [One of the dogs]
1:51:40 SCP 079 [PC]
There you go
Why is it that Kaif's Aim is only ever perfect when he's teamkilling?
Less pressure to perform ;)
@@Kaiffu Are you saying you are often experiencing performence issues?
The profile pic oh ye
jokarun :)
@@Kaiffu s c p 0 4 9
"Ive had 8 hours sleep but i haven't had 8 hours continuous sleep"
Never have i related so much with a youtuber
49:15
Kaif: i have a excuse: i said "i see you in the other side" so you are in the other side with me
The title it had has only one word to describe it "sacrafice"
Stanrifice.
Facts
Sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice
What is the "Minions, ATAAACK! EVERYTHING STAN'S BUILT WILL FALL" thing from? It has been driving me crazy!
I know. I really want to see it
I heard when I asked that question that it is from an old stream that was not saved.
It was from stan’s bane, but it was deleted from twitch. There IS a youtube clip of it on ubitrolls channel, but it’s basically just the audio clip.
I just got a bottle of instant sunshine... You are my sunshine. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (Where is this from)
P̷̤̌L̴A̸̤͒YE̵̪̊R*ERROR* Ikr
It's from a WoW reference to one of kaif's older videos or vods I think and it
s *Stands not stan's just a little grammar issue but mistakes do happen.
30:40 Body literally smacks the ground full force "Uh yeah...no trauma"
2:08:53 I always have that problem too, I call it Reqiuem(GER)
Lol
Niiiiice
Kore ga Requiemu... da
You will never reach the truth.
..or escape as a D-Boy.
Just press C again, you are actually just walking slowly, but you can't see it yourself, I can't be the only one knowing this?
The title says it all mate, cheers to you and Ebbz
@Mad Cap what happened
What version of "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" was he listening to? I need to know. Please.
Josh Crimson I think it’s this one ua-cam.com/video/UijOfO21A-k/v-deo.html
Josh Crimson i think i found the song he is using i cant really tell but it seems to be the same one kaif is using. ua-cam.com/video/PDtu2r8mYIw/v-deo.html
I think it's this one. ua-cam.com/video/jJSmaVclgbM/v-deo.html
Thanks y'all.
The best one
13:49 Such beautiful blink + flash timing to start a horror
UA-cam: No Views 0 Likes 0 Dislikes
Also UA-cam: 11 Comments
Someone need to see this video for at least 5 minutes to count it as a view
@@silvergolden6387 wrong
@@studyonly4154 double wrong
@@silvergolden6387 nah m8. It's because the servers can't update data every 1 second
He's also half correct, your view doesn't count until a set time is watched.
Can't remember the specific duration though.
An Irish person drunkenly walks into a bar. Someone guess the other half.
C'mon peeps. You can do it
This was broadcast on Jan 4th of 2020 which is why I was so fucking confused seeing this vod today because of how long ago this stream was lmao. Was there an upload error today Kaif or did you just need some filler?
I upload the vods in order, a game called the cycle is next :D
@@Kaiffu oh shit! He responded to me! I've been noticed by cockroach senpai. I'll be the next to be sacrificed to peanut to ensure his survival.
All joking aside, I was just confused cuz there's a fan run account on her for your stream archives and I remembered seeing this whole vod before and thought I was going crazy. Your bromance with Gary is what brought me here and I have not been disappointed ever since, the vods are great for laying back and laughing hysterically at all the shenanigans after a hard day. Keep up the good work Kaif
Send them to the Shadow Whelm!
"We'll annoy you 'till you fuck off." Is a great line Daz ^^
I saw that title and I immediately started chanting 'bullshit' again and again. Thanks for the upload man, fun to watch as ever.
2:20:00 That scared the shit out of me.
Tanks Kaif now i can't get toss a coin to your witcher out of my head and now i want to play the game that i don't own
Congratulations on the new puppy
OH VALUE OF PLENTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I wish I can watch this live but i can't because Twitch isnt really working for me. Keeps buffering every 5 seconds. But am glad you are uploading them here.
I use my mobile data so if you have some over you could try that normally works for me
You should try dropping your quality. If i go above 360p on twitch it buffers every 5 second but at 360p its perfectly smooth
@@jesswasher7552 you said 360p twice so is 360p good or bad for you?
@@wilhodgamer7779 360p is good for me. If i have it any higher than that i get constant buffering
I love these Vods
7:00 Best timing ever
A doggo named Remmy? Ah, good name. Reminds me of my umbreon named Remmy from long ago. Good times
Play dodgeball like you did in the grinder room in one of the Tesla halls, close the doors so the balls don’t get out and have pc turn of the lights for fun. Just an idea, love the scp vids.
Tip: Restart video by dragging timelapse so there are no more ads almost 3 hours.
Np :)
Thanks for uploading the whole video p.s love your videos
1:58:37 someone in chat celebrates having 1350 viewers and it’s insane that in 3 months that would be Kaif’s average viewers
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my comentary ok
Is it just me that has all six ads at the start of the video
I have 5 ads at the beginning
5 as well
You had ads?
*_Boo._* - Kaif best scary
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me.
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dude its not too late to upload those awesome videos?(i mean stream saves)
Kaif is a man of culture
684 views and only 79 likes? Nani?!?
Dem dudes forgot to like
I have a few people who don't even know about the meme and I got them to join. I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
Hey Kaif! I have a quick question. If I were to ever have any questions for you regarding the VODS, Stream, or main UA-cam channel, where should I contact you at? For example, Email or Discord.
Darwin at its finest
Hello you guys are the best keep up the great work kaif
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
Love me kaif daddy, I just want to see you play world of warcraft
pretty sure he stopped playing it because of the blizzard bs.
@@fuck_handles_ what were they doing
@@NewSirenSong something about them banning a person trying to promote hong kong revolts from a tournament of overwatch i believe. basically hong kong is being enslaved and blizzard supports it, if i understand correctly. i probably dont
@@fuck_handles_ I see, didn't realize that's what was going on but if they don't want to support the game anymore I understand
Hola. I see you are a fan of calabunga as well
Anyone else sing along with kaif?
Ahh, good old scp sex offender shenanigans.
Fun fact I’m red green color blind and people still think it’s the same as what a dog sees people r stupid like that
I feel bad for you friendo
I'm red green colorblind too
i hope the surprise dog is a Q T
Kaifu~ I love your videos
they should add 035 - how it will work, is someone will be chosen to be 035, they can get keycards or guns or whatever, then if they die, the mask drops and anyone can pick it up.
So much better with twenty players.
kaif what was the version of toss a coin to your witcher you used?
ua-cam.com/video/PDtu2r8mYIw/v-deo.html
:)
What was with the video losing it's sound at the two hour and thirty minutes mark?
Was the silence really uncomfortable or too arousing to say anything more perfect?
Damm
Oh noes I got rickrolled
5:42, 1:48:33, 1:53:57, 2:04:29, 2:04:52
5:57, 10:39, 20:57, 21:36, 23:29, 26:05, 27:17, 34:31, 36:36, 38:30, 46:55, 49:43, 50:44, 51:01, 55:42, 1:39:20, 1:51:41, 1:53:22, 2:04:56, 2:05:07, 2:05:26, 2:08:55
58:54, 1:12:04, 1:12:09, 1:12:51, 1:16:20, 1:31:56, 1:41:41, 1:49:18, 1:49:37, 1:49:58, 2:29:25
2:14:52, 2:17:32
Wow some of the comments are fast.
Whitcher 3 has a messed up story
so i know he put a link to the cover of that witcher song in his chat during the stream but didnt put it in the description, does anyone have a link to it?
Maybe it was on the chat the time he send it. But we have to find it
The link is in another comment but here it is anyway ua-cam.com/video/PDtu2r8mYIw/v-deo.html
F
1:09:14
Omg he called someone with the hard R n word :O
Get a better connection Kaif-daddy
nep snack
1:44:40 untill 1:45:10 Yes, you did.
Can someone clarify for me what the point waster thing is and what he is saying? 38:21
On Twitch, you can earn channel points by watching streamers. Each streamer has their own kind of points, and can make their own rewards that people can spend their points on. In Kaif's case, he made a "point-waster" reward, where he says the longest Welsh town name every time someone "wastes" their points for that reward. The thing he says is "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". Here is the vid that made that townname so famous ua-cam.com/video/fHxO0UdpoxM/v-deo.html
Toss a ball to your zipper
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Shadow Wealm
Does kaif really like Icelandic beer?
What is the song at 1:23:49?
ua-cam.com/video/PDtu2r8mYIw/v-deo.html
Here you go!
hello
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What you actually look at your twitch chat?
He reads them all the time
48:30 untill 49:20 Wow XD
kaif: imma stream this game but spend 90% of it fucking afk looking at a different screen.
great fuckin gameplay mate
UA-cam: 2 views
Also UA-cam: 16 likes
Me: ???
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um kaif is you set up okay? the vid constantly drops audio
so does kaif have a schedule for streams?
The only scheduled stream days from Kaif are Tuesday and Saturday, at 7 pm UK time. And Saturday is always SCP.
@@Mastozz oh thanks
Hey kaif when did you last play sea of thieves and I can tell you what's new and new things that you can do
:D 11th?
where is our baby claptrap
toss a zipper to your witcher
1 First coment And Like
i want next stream bullying stan
What was the version of Toss a Coin that was playing?
Epic one
how does ebbz like the new dog?
UwU
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Are Ebbz and Kaif a couple.
Whats the name of the song at 1:24:56 ?
this is an OLD vod
K
2 Coment K then
I hope they add 682
And that’s already added lmao
If they add 682 the server would crash
I am kidding yeah it would probably 682 is very hard to make fair
If they did add 682 the game would end instantly and scp would won
When do you usually stream?
The only schedules stream days from Kaif are Tuesday and Saturday, at 7 pm UK time. And Saturday is always SCP.
@@Mastozz Thank you Mastozz
@@Mastozz Saturdays are almost always SCP. Now and then he can't play it because of the people he streams with might not make it and he doesn't want to open up his server or the SR server to the fans for some very valid reasons
@@deadgirl1172 Been some time since we haven't played it tho. It's basically every Saturday, but exceptions can always happen obviously. Like with holidays
On what server do u play?
What’s a baguette
Random Cat boi a bagget is a tearm that roughly translates to "kill Stan". Operation bagget is "fuck him up"
I can't quite remember what operation ice cube means but I think it's to save stan
CXavier thanks sorry for a late response tho
4 timed 0 is still 0
1:27:34
Plays SCP game
Doesn't know about the church of the broken God...