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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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nah tbh id rather just sleep
outseller
Cheese balls
wow im so offended that youtuber needs money so he does ads im actually crying and pissing rn
Fucking no
love these guys they are not anti-gay, they are pro-confusion
Thank you blarg for being the way you are
9:10
My military ID: Am I a joke to you?
yes
@@kamj6607 thanks for your consideration
another blarg video to make the happys in my brain have aneurysms. thank you as always matt :)
Hey guess what
@@cloaker69420 chicken butt
I got blocked by Shoenice for saying "you should get high" lmfao
that 100% checks out 💀
he's always wheezing for __ minutes straight, I'm waiting for him to start wheezing gay
So uh, cause of this video I had to Google R34 hamburger helper mascot to see if it existed.... There's plenty there for your next CAH session 💀
Blarg is one of my favorite UA-camr. Your vods keep me entertained and you always make my day everytime I watch your videos. Looking forward for more vods.
Soup having the trans flag as his pfp is just so funny to me
based soup honestly
@@nim4464 I generally have no idea if based is a good or bad thing lmfao
@@microwaveablenukes based is used by both sides of the argument. Based could be used as pro gay information and support. Or it could be used in the context of homophobic and transphobic propaganda. It depends on your point of view on the matter.
@@stew963 Okay, thanks for telling me! For my pov it's a good thing, I love when people that aren't gay find pride flags because of how many there are, and they're reaction is usually funny
@@microwaveablenukes it's a positive in this case
the yellow one with the purple circle is for intersex
I prefer the Lakers.
@@keepscrolling.stopstaring.5276 ok
Gotta use that breaking bad flag the Jesse PINKman SKYler and Walter WHITE
500 liters of *FROG*
My favorite Matt is still indian Matt.
"Tech support will guide you through to the double U"
As someone who uses one of the flags…..yeah theirs…a bit to many we often get a bit confused
Love to see the new content buddy!!
Goons: Stop playing Siege
Search and Destroy: Siege
"I'm the guy." Does anyone recall this from spy kids?
Ah yes, intersex people are now apart of the lakers team automatically now 😂
The crab saga will continue
Thank you Mr.Blerg
BLARGEE
Blink twice if raid has your family
Yo, you guys said the asexual flag! XD Purple grey white and black hell. Be really funny if the gays/all the flags take over.
Nuggets
the all yellow one with a purple circle is intersex, where a person was born with both male and female parts
Says veteran discounts are bullshit while I’m literally eating an army provided mre because the dfac closed and I can’t afford food rn cuz all my money went towards gear for training even tho it’s supposed to be provided…
Me making a new raid account every time blarg gets to plug rai: a youtuber boy gotta make do
Who else is feeling like a naughty little bad boy today
FYI the flag they were confused about was the intersex flag!!
Guys it's ok, I'm LGBT+ myself and even I don't necessarily know why some of those flags are designed the way they are 🤷♀
Lol the black Grey and purple means u don't want da sex
Then does the white Grey and pink mean you can't get da sex?
@@keepscrolling.stopstaring.5276 I think that's demigirl
A community of people that get no bitches?
@@MumboJumboZXC asexual people can still be in relationships, they just don't experience sexual attraction
@@keepscrolling.stopstaring.5276 yea that's demigirl
So y'know how a UA-camrs logo/link is in the bottom right of their vids sometimes? ....Blarg's is just some random asian man for me.
bro i work at an applebees
Can we start a GoFundMe to change the name of Peru to Alpacastan?
Na man this is good
The black purple grey white flag is for people who don't do sex
Yumi goes 2/25. Wasn’t he in FaZe? They kicked him out cause he was actually shit.
Asexuality representation from soup let's goooooo. Btw black purple Grey white is asexuality
Здравствуй, Мэтт, Улла Иерусалима
Blarg is so close to a million, it’ll be a great Christmas present for him.
I mean is needing 60k people really close? Lol
That's a bit ambitious
@@verakoo6187 wouldn’t be the first time a huge surge of subs hit someone’s account
@@Heroo01 still possible
@@verakoo6187yes
As a Mexican I approve the first 4 and a half minutes of this video 😂
I agree with your approval as a Latino
Me too
Thank goodness, heavens knows how Blarg would feel if you didn’t approve the first 4 and a half minutes as a Mexican
@@isaacjones6638 boy he wouldn't care, im saying this for the potential white people who feel offended for other people. It's jokes kid 🤷♂️
Same here. I love their Mexican jokes
How is everyone doing today? 🐸
I'm doing fine, how about yourself?
Sniffing coke and banging frog ya ur me
Im died
@@flimboi4366 I’m doing ok, I’m just sick rn
Frog
12:27 McNastys Capitan Price impression was almost spot on, made me spit out my water.
It's almost as good as his Mr Krabs
thats just ghost not price
Black white gray and purple is asexual :) also I hope you’re having a great day and I can’t wait to see you hit 1m! That plaque is gonna look great and I hope it makes you proud.
I love how the boys just went through all the pride flags and were confused on all them
to be fair to them, my friends are bigger into LGBT representation than these guys are and we were confused by the sheer amount of them too
Same here. The sheer amount of LGBT shit is insane, yet we can't have actual national flags...?
I’m gay as fuck and even I was confused
Well… more confused
Because its autism.
@@sageroncka2529 lol I appreciate the self/awareness
0:30 that's probably the asexual pride flag he's describing
Sometimes I feel like i need a dictionary to understand them. But they manage to make me laugh all the time. I like this group of friends
Fun Fact:
The flag they were confused about (yellow with purple circle) is the intersex pride flag
I prefer the Lakers tbh
Intersex pride flag?
Bruh they are just forcing shit now, intersex has nothing to do with any of these other flags as it is an actual biologicol condition.
Thats like having a "arm amputee flag" or "allergic to the sun flag" or some other dumb ass shit
wait what the fuck is intersex?!?
@@andrewthomasprism9388 Generally used for anyone born with the reproductive or sexual anatomy that doesnt fit the boxes of male or female
@@andrewthomasprism9388 It's when a man or woman is born with both male and female reproductive organs
What breed of gay is doo? Gay, super gay, mega gay or ultimate gay
We call him Gaylord Of The Supreme Capital Order.
the lakers logo flag is the intersexual flag, the black gray white purple one is asexual
"GeT ShIT ON BUBBA" is my new car horn
i love being able to relate to soup and yumi on that southern level. blarg tractor supply is a real place but that ain’t even half the south dude we got weird shit here…
He’s gotta go to any local rodeo in a southern town & he will have a fuckin’ blast 😂😂
I always love Blarg's videos. But McNasty's unhinged voice chat adds a whole new level every time 🤣
I like it when each time Matt and soup play with each other there is a risk of the video go Doo Doo 🤣🤣
As a fellow gay, seeing them confused with the flags was great 😅
They really should label what each flag is cause it confuses me too. lmfao.
If anyone is actually curious, I'll try and label each by color and meaning.
(Also I'm not perfectly versed so if I screwed something up, feel free to correct me and I'll change it.)
Rainbow = Pride Flag
(For all under the LGBTQ+.)
Rainbow + White | Pink | Blue | Brown | Black = Progress Flag.
(Meant to add Trans and LGBTQ+ People of Color to the Pride flag.)
Black | Gray | White | Purple = Asexual Flag
(The lack of sexual attraction to any and all genders.)
Pink | Purple | Blue = Bisexual Flag
(The physical or romantic attraction to two genders.)
Pink | Yellow | Blue = Pansexual Flag -> Me c:
(Sexual, romantic, or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity.)
Red | Orange | White | Pink | Purple = Lesbian Flag
(A female-identified person who is attracted to other female-identified people.)
Green | Teal | Light Green | White| Light Blue | Purple | Dark Purple = MLM Flag
(Man Loving Man flag but includes Trans men.)
Blue | Pink | White | Pink | Blue = Transgender Flag
(People whose gender identity doesn’t align with the sex they were assigned at birth.)
Yellow | White | Purple | Black = Non-Binary Flag
(People whose gender identity does not fit within the traditional male/female binary. Typically goes by They/Them.)
Pink | White | Purple | Black | Blue = Gender Fluid Flag
(A gender identity which refers to a gender that varies over time.)
Light Purple | White | Green = Gender Queer Flag
(An umbrella term for gender identities that are not solely male or female-identities that are outside the gender binary.)
Black | Grey | White | Grey | Green = Agender Flag
(People who identify as having no gender or as gender neutral.)
Dark Green | Light Green | White | Grey | Black = Aromantic Flag
(Someone who does not experience romantic attraction, or does so in a significantly different way than traditional.)
Yellow with Purple Circle in the middle = Intersex Flag
(Intersex people are individuals born with multiple different sex characteristics.)
Blarg likes Chick-fil-A before recording, im a trans woman who works at Chick-fil-A I give you the chicken pass
Is God ok with you serving his chicken?
thank you for your service, ma'am o7
The flag Soup was talking about was probably the Asexual flag.
And the one Blarg and Doo were looking at the yellow with the purple circle is the Intersex flag. :)
Blarg saying that some of the pride flags go crazy made my fay
You guys should actually play raid shadow legends in a video one time and just absolutely shit on the game after all the money they have given you for ads lol. Do a little trollin
I’m going to poison lake Nashville in 2053
Ngl i kinda miss face cam
For reference, since there's just so fucking many:
the reddish/pinkish flag with white in the middle is the Lesbian flag.
the blueish/greenish flag with white in the middle is the Gay Man flag.
the flag with magenta, purple in the middle, then blue is the Bisexual flag.
the flag with pastel blue, pastel pink, and white in the middle is the Transgender flag.
the flag with magenta, yellow in the middle, then cyan/blue is the Pansexual flag.
the flag with yellow, white, purple, and black is the Non-Binary flag.
the flag with black, grey, white, and purple is the Asexual flag.
the flag with green, light green, white, grey, and black is the Aromantic flag.
the flag with black, grey, white, and light green in the middle is the Agender flag.
the flag that's all yellow with a purple circle in the middle is the Intersex flag.
the flag with purple, white, and green is the Genderqueer flag.
the flag with pink, white, purple, black, and blue is the Genderfluid flag.
and the rainbow flag is the general LGBT+ flag.
definitions:
Lesbian = women loving women
Gay man = men loving men
Bisexual = an umbrella term for all sexualities that include more than one gender
Transgender = Identifying as a gender other than the one assigned at birth (the opposite of transgender is cisgender)
Pansexual = attraction to people regardless of gender, under the bisexual umbrella
Non-Binary = an umbrella term for all genders that are not fully man or fully woman. (may also identify as transgender)
Asexual = sexually attracted to no genders (may or may not feel romantic attraction. An asexual person who feels romantic attraction would take the prefix of a word like 'bisexual' and turn the 'sexual' into 'romantic', so it becomes 'Biromantic' instead of 'Bisexual'
Aromantic = romantically attracted to no genders (may or may not feel sexual attraction)
Agender = the lack of a gender/being genderless, under the non-binary umbrella
Intersex: an umbrella term for many different biological conditions that may make someone have features that are atypical for their sex (such as a male growing boobs). Some people don't know they're intersex until later in life.
Genderqueer = another term for non-binary, but some consider this to be a term for everyone who isn't cisgender.
Genderfluid = a gender that will change from one to another. Different for everyone. Some genderfluid people will be a woman one day then agender the next, and some genderfluid people will stay one gender for years.
I'm watching on mobile, I've only realised now, in the bottom right corner where some ppl put their logo, Blarg has a very tiny Asian Rock, I'm fucking cracking up😂😂
Thanks sponsee 🐸 for giving blarg money for him to never ever play the game 😀
Bro nah I still have ptsd from the last time these guys talked about crabs 😂
The grey white black and purple one is the ace flag! Meaning you don't experience s3xual attraction 😩✨
Love you guys BUT...Quick question...who the hell is the Asian Dwayne the Rock Johnson on the bottom right of the screen when I go full screen? Lol it's so random.
Lmfao maybe irs his editor 😂
The black, grey, white and purple flag is the Asexual flag.
Can't expect people to learn those flags when people don't even learn the flags of all the different countries.
Yumi getting a triple kill reminds me of Vector from Despicable Me
12:30 McNasty sounded more like Ghost there (mainly how he said Soap)
Blarg if you don't find those crabs I'm taking you to Cleveland Brown Town
19:13 I mean it is that easy irl. Only issue is I'd have to register as a sex offender and spend some time in prison
As someone who has seen a Tractor Supply, I can verify that it exists
0:21 we really just gonna gloss over this ‘cause the editor censored it?
I was really hoping he didn’t say what he probably said
@@myriahkeays3846 what did he probably say
3:37 Both Soup and Smii7y has made a Taco Bell joke, in the same game, on the same time of upload. Chances of 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% (smii7y+ Call of Duty Sweaty Moments 9:03)
Soup going “No. please don’t.” At 18:54 was so damn funny to me
I was looking for this comment lol he's like please not again
I was also looking for this comment
I also found out what happened to them. They died.
@@nunyabidnez529 wait like actually or are you just saying that?
Thats it. Im lakers sexual now
U should use the Hypno-toad from Futurama as your sponsor frog.
"It looks like the Lakers logo" ☠☠☠☠
Gray white purple is asexual and the circle is intersexual
Yeah I knew this was going to be a fever dream when I saw soup on the thumbnail for a cod video just confirmed it for me when I heard all the goons
Well... WHERES THE PICTURE?!
As someone who uses the "black Grey white purple flag", sometimes even we don't know
This entire video, and the strangest part is the small photo of a man in the bottom right corner when fullscreen.
At 20:43, did anyone else thing of Vector from Despicable Me? XD
where does raid even get this money to sponsor EVERYONE
The flag Soup was describing is the Asexual Pride flag
Blarg, pin this if you love frogs. also i love your content very much my friend.
Is this Raid lore fr? Wtf are these mobile games lmao
Yes sir 70k away from a milly
Drugs are fun
Soup: "Blarg can't tell if I'm joking or not."
Me: "Soup, that's all the time."
0:39 that iirc is intersex.
Did... Did you really just put the first 40 seconds of this video in the video
I think i can help with your problem Blarg.
You guys should play the new co-op. Tons of fun
2 players only. Pretty mid missions too. Would work for one video and that’s it
Thank god I’m Mexican, I turn soup on