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Fun fact: Hestia was the Cronus’ first child and later when he threw up the children she was the last to be thrown up making her the oldest and the youngest of the six siblings
I had actually heard it was Hades. Seems to depend on version huh?
@@noahtackett6264 I think he the oldest of the brothers
Hestia oldest of the bunch while hades was the oldest male.
That doesn't make her the youngest. She was born first spilling out of the stomach last doesn't make her younger
@@blackwingdragonmasta I meant oldest/youngest because that’s what the olympians and some greeks thought
"what the me is wrong with you"
Me: *thinking what it means*
Tartarus is hells hell
Didn't take me long to understand it, but now I'm laughing about it for some reason
Hell
Tartarus is basically like hell, except the whole place is the insides of a living thing (a god I think?), if I’m remembering correctly
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor Literally a "living hell".
Tartarus is one of the OLD ones, he saw too much shit before Kronos was even born and right now he's just listening because he's got nothing better to do and he enjoys the spilling of tea.
Yup. He's one of those who just has ALLL the tea and time to spill it.
Tartarus is actually a person, it's actually alive I thought it was just a place.
@@faith4657 yep, tararus is in the same catagory as other immortals such as nyx gaia and ouranos
@@davidgates9342 so he's also a primordial Titan too, that is so neat tho is there any primordial Titans that I missed
@@faith4657 he's not considered a titan as those are the children of the primordials
"At least you learnt your lesson"
PJO Kronos: *nervous coughing*
😂😂😂😂
(Annoyed)
DO I NEED ANOTHER CURSED BLADE?
LOL true🤣
Yassssssssssssss
"What in the me?" is a really funny line. Keep it up.
Somebody with some kind of talent in animation needs to animate these seriously
That is a great idea!!!
"Chew your food" killed me 😂 (not literally, luckily. Would be weird writing messages as a ghost)
You are a book dragon. Ghostification is the last thing you should be weirded out by.
And thankfully you weren't the food
A ghost writer if you will
Thx, I thought you died.
@@Papa_Waffles I chuckled, I smiled, and I gave you a like.
"You couldn't tell a rock from a baby?"
He was probably stoned
@@ojoking695 Get out!
It was a really convincing rock
It was a really well seasoned rock, to be fair.
To be fair, she got him shit face drunk before giving him the rock to eat.
"Always a bad idea"
"What that ME is wrong with?!"
"You're and idiot"
"Chew your food"
I died xD!, I love this video xD!
Don’t forget: “That raises more questions but continue”
Yeah, the more I think about it, why did Kronos swallow the babies whole? If he was so worried about them overthrowing him, why didn't he chop them up, deep fry the chopped up remains and then eat them?
@@kimhungnguyen8001 true xD!
@@legoking6165 this could a very long conversation topic with many answers TBH xD, like:
-will you chew your own sons?
-he wanted his son's powers cause he was Jealous, which isnpired Zeus to eat her first wife (poor woman)
-Lets remember this story is from the point of view of their culture when they see nature
And the list continues xD
@@legoking6165 gods are immortal, so they can’t die.
"You couldn't tell a rock from a baby?"
Kronos: Have you SEEN my siblings?
In fact have you seen my parents?
"What the Me is wrong with you?!" 🤣
I wanna make a witty joke but I think you took them all
Doll it up and put it somewhere Zeus can see it. You'll have a whole gaggle of them in a few months if it goes right
You could’ve also chosen to be a better father, Cronos.
Honestly, it was a self fulfilling prophecy. Just don’t be a sick and you’ll probably be fine.
Facts or just don't cum in your wife but also don't throw it on the ground because the Earth is literally alive you'll get a kid that way 🤣
@@mckenzie2423 I think you meant dick.
His name is Kronos, Chronos is the “primordial of time, Kronos is the titan of time
@@AstralShadow88696 Some versions of Greek Mythology consider them one and the same.
I died when Tartarus said “what the me is wrong with you!?”
That raises more questions, but continue.
If I ever become immortal ruler of the universe, and an Oracle tells me that one of my children will overthrow me, I will not harm my children in an attempt to subvert that prophecy. All that will succeed in doing is fostering a grudge in my children against me, thus leading to my eventual violent overthrow.
Yep, instead I will love my children unconditionally and appreciate them and also make sure they know how to rule. Thereby ensuring the universe won't go to shit the moment I'm gone and that my children will hopefully not take grudges on the one who caused my demise.
As a wise turtle once said "one often meets his fate on the path he seeks to avoid it".
There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture, now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw me standing in the crowd and he came to me and said, why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning? That was not a threatening gesture, I said, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
@@ZeebleBub616 good one in trying to avoid death he goes to the place and time of his death what did you do after that did you take a break I know you're busy 😂
You will still be overthrown, but at least you can wash your hands off of it.
Wrong lesson but an interesting answer
I know right! Kronos reminds me of a dead end wall sometimes
“What the me is wrong with you” 😂
Kronos: "next time, chew your food"
*Attack on Titan theme plays dramatically*
Oh my god!!🤣
Wouldn't work either way since they can't die.
“Honey why does this baby look like a rock?”
“He’s ummm…. the god of rocks.”
I mean... Hades was the god of crystals/gemstones so I image that saying "he's the god of rocks" would actually work
"Oh ok" processes to eat the rock whole
I wonder if he broke his teeth from eating a Rock 🪨 (God or not, that’s gonna hurt)
@@wokenlunatic2849well as he said in the video kronos just kinda swallowed them whole
"What the me is wrong with you"
Good one
“That raises more questions but continue” I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I honestly did not expect that ending. 😂😂😂 Omg too funny! Lol.
Funnily enough, this tale was told to kids in order to make them chew their food.
Kronos: I devoured all of my children minus that last one(Zeus).
Chiron: Am I a joke to you?
The real question is what happened to the rock he ate instead of Zeus. Did it grow up to be mount Olympus?
I love that theory
It went to star in many movies about cars
...
Lol
I’d like to imagine depending on how big it was, it could’ve been carved and made part of Pandora’s box.
We all know Hestia would have punched Kronos off the planet if he'd hesitated for even a few seconds.
Hestia is the Bestia.
Hestia is a gentle goddess, she hardly ever fights
@@CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter What exactly do you think she was doing in the Titanomachy? Just cuz she DOESN’T LIKE to fight, doesn’t mean she CAN’T.
@@Alphapkmn facts
@@Alphapkmn i thought we didn't know what happened during the *TITANOMACHY*
“That raises more questions, but continue” is my new favorite phrase and I will use it often now on.
"That raises more questions, but go on"
I feel that so hard😂
That “you’re an idiot” made me shoot water out my nose.
I love how Tartarus acts in this skit
"What the me is wrong with you."
That "what the me" is wrong with hit hard 😂😂
Lmao.. Though in my personal rewrites Cronos used his time travel ability and escaped to our era and lost all his powers. XD.
Kronos and Chronos are two different beings.
@@naamadossantossilva4736 Kronos was a titan and Chronos is to do with time right? That's where we get things like "Chronological", time magic being called "Chronomancy", etc
@@hazeltree7738 Exact.
I just got the "what the ME is wrong with you."
Because he's the tartarus himself and tartarus is the greek equivalent to hell.
He's saying :What the hell"
I mean… not really? I’d assume the fields of punishment is more close to hell. A place where dead people who did bad things get punished. Tartarus is kinda just a place to throw out trash such as dangerous titans
I heard once that Biblical Hell is heavily inspired by the Pit of Tartarus
@@voidboi2831 nope, it is hell.
The baddest of all hells,bur hell nonetheless.
@@aaronalkor proof? Stop spewing 🦀
@@infectedinfantry1887 “I heard once” not saying that I know for a fact is such. I was just sharing a bit of information I HEARD. ONCE. No need to get nit picky with me
Kronos couldn't pull out of a driveway.
"what the ME is wrong with you" 🤣 that got me 🤣
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"what the *me* is wrong with you?" My new favorite line
Kronos: "Chew your food"
Me: 😵
Welcome to Greece! NEVER go to consult an oracle.
The name "Tartarus" gives me gd flashbacks
"What the me is wrong with you?" I died.
Hades: I'd say yr wrong, but you are right , if u chewed em up ud be fine
Maybe he’d say that. But he probably wouldn’t want to give advice to the guy who was trying to eat him.
Always forget Tartarus is alive
Funny little twist that the man swallows the kids in this relationship.
At first I thought it was kratos so I was so confused 😂
Hold on.. the other babies.. WERE THE GODS OF OLYMPUS!?!?!?
Yep
Yeah, visiting an oracle takes into account the visit to the oracle so it changes stuff, generally for worst
"What the me", nice.
If he didnt talk to the oracle then he wouldnt known that one of his son would rise upon him and then he wouldnt had eaten the babies not making any of his son rise upon him(idk much about myths)
“Chew your food” 😂😂😂
The father of gods in many mythologies always decided to attack the creature that going to be its downfall
I don't know about the original mythology.
But this sounds like a self fulfilling prophecy that wouldn't have been fulfilled had he not acted on it.
Welcome to mythology. Self fulfilling prophecies are kinda a running gag among most pantheons. This one, the death of Odin, the birth of Ra...
Yeah his summary is pretty much the entir deal
There are plenty of self fulfilling prophecies in books and so on. Villains that are told a hero will kill them, so they go to kill that hero and just give them motivation. Kung fu panda, Harry Potter, etc all have that prophecy
That does indeed raise more questions
Technically Rea also swamped posidon with a lamb.
I SWEAR I forgot about this and as soon as I heard the story again, it triggered some VERY old memory of seeing an animation about it?? Like, swallowing his children, being tricked into swallowing a rock so his last child could grow up, then forcing him to throw up his children and they punish him. Am I crazy? Was there EVER an animation made about this story?
So Kronos had more kids with his wife than zues and he only had 6
He actually didn't swallow them whole
I love this; and making sure Rick riordan sees this idea: please make a female autistic character for a book. Maybe detailing the crisis during the trials of Apollo sand maybe by the end Amos Kane adopts her
Have you read Daughter of the Deep yet?
@@randomtheorist251 no why did we get the autistic character I’m asking for
Why does this sounds so dumb from tart to finish?
Ya see you dont ask for stuff like this thats how you get shoehorned characters that everyone hates, if he has a story to tell with those elements then yes do it but let it come naturally not forced, if you have ideas there is nothing wrong with writing them out yourself
It's clear that since long ago the greek deities of the underworld have been pondering about the sanity of their family members.
“So then we had 6 kids together”💀💀
Kronos: I ate all my kids.
Chiron: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
Common sense: just don’t have kids
Kronos: swallow the kids even though they could escape
Everyone: *slaps their face*
How to properly avoid being thrown to jail by your children:
Don't listen to oracles ,
Mentally make your children happy,
And don't eat them, or jail them up.
Or don't have kids so they never overthrow you.
Or don't have kids if you can't handle them.
My question is why didn’t Kronos eat Chiron since he was also one of his kids? I mean Chiron isn’t a god and doesn’t have any powers, but why risk it?
because imagine eating a centuar
More than likely he sired him as a secret weapon to defend himself from the gods, but it backfired due to Chiron being good natured. And yes I am ware of the pun.
"That raises more questions but go on"
Why is that so funny to me?
This probably make Tartarus thinke if Gaia was realy worth considering how his stepchildren turn out.
Best part is Gaia also having affair with him next
“What the me is wrong with you”😂😂
"What the me is wrong whit you?!"
kronos: honey why is this baby hard
rhea: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (grabs a book of excuses to trick your husband into eating a rock you said is a baby) he has big bones
kronos: oh ok (eats a rock) crunchy
😂😂😂 it's funnier than actually reading it
I swear I've heard this story before somewhere
That ending was perfection!
Kronos a savage even after taking that massive L
So the take away is kronos is misunderstood lol
Love the star wars shirt BTW
If Kronos is Palpatine, Luke is Darth Vader, Atlas is Tarkin, does that mean Ethan is Boba Fett?
The version of the story I had read was that Ouranos told Kronos that he would be overthrown by his child, and Kronos originally ignored it but got paranoid when he was able to tell his first child was different from a titan.
What I never got is why Rhea continued agreeing to have kids with Kronos despite what he did to Hestia the first time. I mean, surely she could have ran and hidden from him? Or just refused to have sex with him by stoking his fears of increasing the probability of the prophecy coming true?
How did I not know Tartarus was a guy I thought it was a place
ጎ ርልክ'ፕ ጌቿረጎቿሀቿ ጠሃ ጌዪጎ ዘልዕ ፕዘቿ ኗዐዐቻሃ ልዘዘ ዕሁዕቿ ርዘዐየየቿዕ ዐቻ ዘጎነ ዕልዕ'ነ ጌልረረነ ዐቻ
Shit I play geometry dash and I saw Tartarus and was like: tOp TeN?
My hamsters name is Kronos
"What the me is wrong with you" XD
“What the me is wrong with you!”
😆
"You couldn't tell a rock from a baby "
Pretty hard when The Rock is the baby
Tartarus was actually a pretty good dad and grandpa. He lets all the failures live with him.
To be fair, considering how bad Zeus and Poseidon are, I don’t blame him
Make a video on ur thoughts of the new percy Jackson show coming out please👍
Reading Percy Jackson rn. Lol this is great
That is definitely a myth that makes no sense
Forgive me if I am wrong, but Kronos didn't see an oracle l, his father, Uranus' spectre or ghost, told him about his children over throwing him.
Kronos is talking to his kinda uncle-great uncle.
Since Kronos’s dad, Uranus, is the husband-son of Gaia, who is Kronos’s & Uranus’s mother.
Gaia, Tartarus, Chaos, and Tartarus are all the primordial first beings. So kinda siblings in a way. - they are also the physical parts of the world.
There is also the God of Time Chronos, don’t mix him up with Kronos.
I love stories with prophecies bc 99% of the time it comes true because of what the character did in attempt to stop it
- You couldn't tell a rock from a baby?
- We all born all kinds weird sh*t all the time, how the heck should i know! 😠
this reminds me, I think it'd be a funny video where people get this Kronos and God of time Kronos mixed up, I still don't even know which is which
Rhea: why not raise our kids like reasonable and responsible parents?!
Kronos: Hears a prophecy that his future children will overthrow him
Also Kronos: Has children and eats them to ensure they hold a grudge against him and overthrow him
Kratos: “imma end this man’s career”