He's just bored with the idea of being an impaled farmer cause they're so common and Blaise........I mean really we're practically tripping over impaled farmers!!!!!......
+Helix Why are you subbed to so much? Do you actually watch them all? I don't sub to anyone unless I watch several of their videos regularly. Like if I only watched the Jimquisition I wouldn't have subbed to Jim, but since I also enjoy his other videos I did.
+Ashley Lewis - Oh god, don't remind me. Just - don't remind me, I never want to think of David Cameron, quivering, his hips bucking back and forth against the rotting, maggot-riddled face of a dead pig, biting his lip, sweating, his doughy features contorting. George Osborne is nearby. He watches, but he does not partake: He saves himself for fucking the economy. Oh god.
+Fission Mailure Please respect pig's heads. They are only maggot ridden after a long while out in the open. The elite of our world have much higher standards for pig head fucking, and let me tell you, from personal experience, Pig Heads are so nice, you could marry them.
+Shiggy Diggy The best thing about pig heads is that once you fuck them you can eat them. Just boil a pig head for four hours and the skin and flesh will slide right off.
The author of this game played left 4 dead survival mode and thought to himself "what if those were not zombies but pigs instead" and so he made this game.
The explanation, likely, is that you burnt down their forest and killed their brethren to mine for more irom for your citadel. Hope the forest spirit is not going out for a walk tonight...
+Karmas Camera I think the tip or sound when something comes up was taken from zelda to lol but yea... but the sound could potentially be home made or free to use.
Man, that farmer has to be one of the nicest people I've ever seen. Even impaled on the wall in the middle of some kind of boar invasion, he still feels like it's being kind of unfair to shoot up the killer pigs.
One question remains: How did the farmer get pitchforked to the wall??? Did the pigs learn to use tools??? These are the questions that will keep me up at night!
If it was an XBL Indie game, then it was probably made in XNA, meaning that it took a decent amount of work to make (compared to a game made in say Unity or UE4)
I do appreciate you abstaining from your more boring gameplay aspects (I.e. Running around aimlessly and then getting distracted and doing nothing to progress plot etc.) this video was much more entertaining considering the quality of the game.
Considering it was likely built upon Left 4 Dead's source code... It's not a surprise that there is so much similarity in mechanics. It also explains why those Pigs act like Left 4 Dead zombies with better climbing ability. Not to mention how the pigs are spawned out of view.
Yay! I was actually going to suggest this one when I saw it listed. May I recommend the greenlight trailer for "City of Rott: Streets of Rott" in stead? Besides the brill name, it has some of the worst character designs I have ever seen. Awesome!
Make it 5 quid, add an online/4 player split screen mode, multiply the number of on screen enemies by 100, add more guns and this could be a fun as hell game.
That's the calmest impaled farmer I've ever seen.
...and I've seen a lot of impaled farmers.
Pretty sure that farmer's secretly Frank Fontaine.
Love his Armed & Dangerous esque facial animation.
He's just bored with the idea of being an impaled farmer cause they're so common and Blaise........I mean really we're practically tripping over impaled farmers!!!!!......
Out of the 700 or so channels I'm subbed to, this is the one that I most look forward to, when I new video pops up.
+Helix Why are you subbed to so much? Do you actually watch them all? I don't sub to anyone unless I watch several of their videos regularly. Like if I only watched the Jimquisition I wouldn't have subbed to Jim, but since I also enjoy his other videos I did.
No more annoyingly long names Not all of them, I've been meaning to clean up my list.
*****
I'm gonna clean up my list soon. Probably get rid of at least half of the subs.
+Helix Damn! 700 channels!
Not enough David Cameron jokes.
+Ashley Lewis - Oh god, don't remind me. Just - don't remind me, I never want to think of David Cameron, quivering, his hips bucking back and forth against the rotting, maggot-riddled face of a dead pig, biting his lip, sweating, his doughy features contorting. George Osborne is nearby. He watches, but he does not partake: He saves himself for fucking the economy.
Oh god.
+Fission Mailure
It's good to know you haven't thought about it.
Hypnofish *anguished sobbing*
+Fission Mailure Please respect pig's heads. They are only maggot ridden after a long while out in the open. The elite of our world have much higher standards for pig head fucking, and let me tell you, from personal experience, Pig Heads are so nice, you could marry them.
+Shiggy Diggy The best thing about pig heads is that once you fuck them you can eat them. Just boil a pig head for four hours and the skin and flesh will slide right off.
Anyone else notice the Left for Dead style hud?
+le anonmoose Yep.
+le anonmoose It's pretty hard not noticing to be honest.
"DIE, PIGS, DIE!"
Who knew Jim hated the police so much!
Who doesn't!?!
he missed the insane boss battles. seriously crazy shit.
'There are more expensive first person shooter games on steam that are shitter than this'
High praise indeed ;)
That reload is precious
Almost as magical as the gun that fires with nary a squeeze of the trigger ever.
The author of this game played left 4 dead survival mode and thought to himself "what if those were not zombies but pigs instead" and so he made this game.
For 99 cents, this game looks awesome!
The explanation, likely, is that you burnt down their forest and killed their brethren to mine for more irom for your citadel.
Hope the forest spirit is not going out for a walk tonight...
this game feels like that one episode of China, IL.
Pfft. For $1 is looks great. I'm gonna snag it.
This looks like it was intended to be played with multiple people with someone moving the bodies to the machine while others killed stuff.
Why was this guy's farm filled with a bunch of Javelinas?
My barn has a secret Sterling altar, but it does had two handguns (one bullet each), so I guess I have weapons too
+Ooga Blooga Boss Fight on Day 10 and Day 20 . .... so close !!
Most appropriate sound effects ever!
This is the best Princess Mononoke game adaptation I've ever seen
I'm pretty sure the HUD was yanked from L4D...
+Baylor Collins nice clone tho
+Karmas Camera I think the tip or sound when something comes up was taken from zelda to lol but yea... but the sound could potentially be home made or free to use.
This clip is so nostalgic for me, because it introduced me to Jim.
If they put some heavy polish on to this they'd have a nice little game on their hands.
This game is like an asset flip, but it's one that someone actually had fun making. It really shows. THIS is what satire parody should be.
Gotta admit, Mr.Farmer guy is rather tough, surviving for days while missing a feet and being impalled on a wall.
Is it bad I think this game actually looks really really fun?
+Dawson Cloin I think its one fo those games that is fun while watching someone else play it... but not so much when you have to do it yourself.
+Dawson Cloin For $.99 I'd buy and play it too. If fact, I might even do that later today.
+RoastedCatGames are you joking? it's a ton of fun, I spent a whole morning playing it and forgot to eat
Khorps Maybe your body intentionally made you forget to eat in hopes that you would die so it didnt have to experience the game anymore Kappa
RoastedCatGames t the steam store page, it's rated very positive and most of it isn't sarcasm
At least it runs better than Arkha-... naah...
finish your sentence... don't worry, you weren't gonna be wrong
+alex cripps At least they've found a worse love story than Twilight in 'Old Fashioned'
+Jordan Hilton But it does run better than Arkham Knight. And that Tales of thing that did the rounds yesterday.
Man, that farmer has to be one of the nicest people I've ever seen. Even impaled on the wall in the middle of some kind of boar invasion, he still feels like it's being kind of unfair to shoot up the killer pigs.
Jim: "That's right. Come over here. Aaaand...
*reloads*
Jim: "...bollocks!"
I'd never abandon you Jim boy.
I love the revolver's reload animation.
I like that the shell casings on the assault rifle are literally hitting the player in the face... gotta hurt
That moment when the only reason you know the music is because it was in a Sven Co op Map.
Everyone needs a little "Blood and Bacon" in their life....
"That's it, come over here... come right over here, aaaand BOLLOCKS!!"
One question remains: How did the farmer get pitchforked to the wall??? Did the pigs learn to use tools??? These are the questions that will keep me up at night!
I never thought something could ruin bacon
Until this
You should try using bleed on them. Creatures in the warrens have high blight resistance.
+Chocl8215 swine prince doesnt
If it was an XBL Indie game, then it was probably made in XNA, meaning that it took a decent amount of work to make (compared to a game made in say Unity or UE4)
+AustinJSchaeffer That is sooo true.
I like how the headless pigs can still squeal ;)
I swear the sound used for when you get new weapons seems awfully familiar... I can't figure out where
How long until "Not the Worst" -Jim Fucking Sterling to be on the game's page?
Imagine if you didn't know who Jim was and you saw him walking around in his red and black outfit with a fancy cane
Maybe you should get a suitably ostentatious cane for your Jimquistion persona and a not quite so ostentatious one for everyday use.
Digital Hamicide
"chains of love" oh jim, that's the nicest insult you've called me recently ;-;
So i looked up the end of this game and yeah.... its actually pretty crazy.
It actually seems better than I expected.
This actually looks pretty amusing. Remember that overkill hunting game?
The music is royalty free by Kevin MacLeod
I do appreciate you abstaining from your more boring gameplay aspects (I.e. Running around aimlessly and then getting distracted and doing nothing to progress plot etc.) this video was much more entertaining considering the quality of the game.
It was originally on the 360 indie store
i have this game on my xbox, funnest game i've played with my friend
I'll buy that for a dollar
JIM DO YOU HAVE A TEMPURPEDIC. I have back issues as well and that helps a LOT, at least when sleeping.
I'm no gun expert, but I don't think you can stroke a revolver to reload it.
Other than that, pretty nifty game!
Awesome !!
If this had a disc it would be square with all this edge
that impaled farmer seems oddly fine for his condition
This game is surprisingly competent.
RIDDLER CANE OR BUST!
Oh this guy with the silly fps games, whenever i hear his voice i know im in for a good time on Jimmy's ole youtube barn
Jim "Can't Be Fucked" Sterling, Son
"Is it giro day, Tom?"
Very original hud design.
A mysterious man with a voice tells you to shoot and kill mutants for their flesh and you do so with no objection whatsoever.
This is BioShock.
Jim, check it out now, it's been improved a ton
Considering it was likely built upon Left 4 Dead's source code... It's not a surprise that there is so much similarity in mechanics. It also explains why those Pigs act like Left 4 Dead zombies with better climbing ability. Not to mention how the pigs are spawned out of view.
YUS! Sweet Reeves & Mortimer reference.
getting this of course !! Jim is the best !!
"It's not the worst"
GOTY.
Farmer, more like weird doll or puppet pinned to the wall.
The right menu is taken from Left 4 Dead and so is the health bar...
Don't call your back stupid or it'll never heal.
The farmer's face makes me feel physically ill
It had some pretty pleasant music, at least.
So, font and a few ui things are lifted off Left For Dead... How lovely.
"This is the bloodiest indie game!" Yes... and? Oh, that's all you have? Carry on then.
This Farm needs a Horse Named Keanu.
for 99 cents this actually looks somewhat decent. nothing amazing but it somewhat works at least.
Yay! I was actually going to suggest this one when I saw it listed.
May I recommend the greenlight trailer for "City of Rott: Streets of Rott" in stead? Besides the brill name, it has some of the worst character designs I have ever seen. Awesome!
HA! FOOD FOR THOUGHT! AS IN BACON! OH GOD! OH MY! I AM QUITE LAUGHING CURRENTLY.
I got trichinosis from watching this game played.
Ah, yes, the Xbox Live Indie Arcade... The console equivalent of Steam Greenlight.
I personally know the dev of this game, Jim. Don't worry, he won't have a meltdown like the others
So the food Bacon is a meme? Man, the meta moves quickly on the Internet.
That farmer is hilarious.
This has a really good Left 4 dead inventory.
is it me, or the walking sound/pigs noises are actually the gravel digging noise from minecraft??
I'm
Pretty sure this predates Minecraft because it's from XBL so..
It's like a shoot 'em up.
Make it 5 quid, add an online/4 player split screen mode, multiply the number of on screen enemies by 100, add more guns and this could be a fun as hell game.
*by increase the price I mean give the graphics and sound a polish
What a strangely okay game.
General rule of thumb: Never ostentatious enough.
Aww, just shy of level 10. Just before the insanity.
+xtlm Awww do Day 10 !!
Looks good for a buck. I might pick it up on Live.
Jim I hear ya, I been using a controller for a while now because my back is fckd and yeah I love RTS, Yelp :(
You're literally grinding in this game.
This has got to be an asset flip.
These XBLA horde survival games seem like the Unit Z re-package of XBLA
I must say the gore is quite satisfying
The boars have the same death animation as the boars from the 1st spyro game
And the HUD Is the same as left 4 dead
And it looks like a mobile port
The farmer looks like Tony Robbins.
This is genius.