Fluffy want some milk? LMFAO 😂😆. I had a Rottweiler crossed with a giant schnauzer when I was a young man, Fluffy kinda reminds me of him, when I went into the military my old fella had him, he was the only human, apart from me, that had any control over him, one day my dad had a knock on the front door and when he answered it a bloke started talking to my dad about having his driveway tarmacked, anyhoo it was an attempted distraction burglary, BUT the second bloke (whe had sneaked over the gate into the rear of the property) suddenly let out a terrified scream, my dog had knocked him to the floor and was dragging him round and round the apple trees bu his arm giving it a playful shake before letting it go to run through the now open gate and ragging the guy by the front door to the ground and chewing on his ginger head which fitted in his huge drooling mouth easily 🤣 ah they never came back again
I Love it when assholes think they can just walk into your yard and help themselves only to end up as chew toys for my dog. His name is Tsar, and he's a 3 yr old, 210lb Cane Corso. He and I spent up to 18 months overall in "A Specialty Course for Protective Training." My wife and I went out for New Years Eve, had a blast, upon arriving home, imagine our surprise to see some dude half in, half out our back patio door. He was on his back with his right leg in Tsars' mouth. Every time the guy so much as twitched, Tsar would growl and bite down a little harder. Was funny enough that my Wife and I decided to let Tsar keep his new friend while we had another drink while we waited for the cops to show up. Actually, my wife was a little cruel to the guy by getting the dog to sit, lay down, growl, and shake all while keeping ahold of the guys leg. Gotta say the cops got a big kick out of it. 😊
I’ll never complain about Swampy again. I once had to take care of Foo-Foo, a coworkers dog. ‘Had to’ isn’t exactly accurate. I agreed to it, but she’d never warned me that Foo-Foo had also been one of Satans menagerie. She was one of those little yip yap dogs who tore my clothes and books apart if I took my eye off her for five minutes. Foo-Foo also had the power to make me feel like utter sh-t when I yelled at her. She’d look up at me with guilty eyes and tremble and I’d have to spend an hour comforting her. I wish Satan would keep his pets to himself !
That was a lot of fun!! I love the artwork for the video, whoever did it did a great job! Will there be more Fluffy adventures? Would love to hear more!!
About 10yrs ago now My shitzu-poodle mix got stuck with a pitbull and had 2 huge puppies that nearly killed her(she passed last winter at the ripe old age of 17{human yrs}.) the pups(Bull5hit-Poos)themselves were midget pit bulls and hilarious. Like they weren’t cute at all 😂 one is still alive and was given to my cousin, his name is titan and this story reminded me of him.
⚠️ 1-Do not let Fluffy get wet! 2- Do not expose Fluffy to direct sunlight. 3- Do not feed Fluffy after midnight, even on Wednesday. ⚠️ Follow these rules carefully and you may or may not end up in hell 🤔
Hell!, these are the same rules I follow for my dogs!! Those little monsters know how to be cute when they need to, but please, God don't feed them after 8pm, or it'll smell so bad ull think ur in hell.
@@erikwilliam1254 Fluffy just seems to be the victim of radical growth spurts. But if they don’t bother him they don’t bother me. Just so long as someone else is in charge of feeding him.
I thought immediately of my friend Bill. He's a horror actor and I KNOW he'll absolutely LOVE this story!!! I'm definitely gonna share it w/him as soon as I give my own "Fluffy" his daily 3miles. It's one of "the rules!" Same consequences if I fail. 😂 Edit. Ok. The ambiguity of the "actor friend" definitely reads like bullshit so just think "Rob Zombie's posse of frequent fliers." 😜
Anyone else willing to stake their name on forcing Grupe to take new studio headshots?! I’ll definitely lay it all on the line so he can’t hide behind his likeness being obfuscated… Lol I’m enjoying playing the heal here, JGrupe.
Great story, but a word of advice for the other guy in there. Try reading the script a few times and experiment with different ways to say and express it so it feels more natural and not like youre reading for the first time. Otherwise, good job on the story guys
Jordan you are seriously one of the best narrators on youtube soon you are going to have a shit ton of subs . I am so glad I found you.
There's a creepypasta called something like 'What happens when you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa' that's similar to this and hilarious.
I LOVE "Letter to Santa".😂😂😂
I love that series & this story. I hope this turns into a series.
No
I know Lol! Mr. Creeps is out of his damn mind, too!
FRANKENTEDDY!!! That's awesome. Story written by Mr Creeps. "What happens when you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa?"
I had a Fluffy too! My fluffy was an 18 foot Burmese python, the calmest, most chilled pet I've ever had along with her roommate Strangles.
😂😂
Lol had a red tail boa named huggs.
Fluffy want some milk? LMFAO 😂😆.
I had a Rottweiler crossed with a giant schnauzer when I was a young man, Fluffy kinda reminds me of him, when I went into the military my old fella had him, he was the only human, apart from me, that had any control over him, one day my dad had a knock on the front door and when he answered it a bloke started talking to my dad about having his driveway tarmacked, anyhoo it was an attempted distraction burglary, BUT the second bloke (whe had sneaked over the gate into the rear of the property) suddenly let out a terrified scream, my dog had knocked him to the floor and was dragging him round and round the apple trees bu his arm giving it a playful shake before letting it go to run through the now open gate and ragging the guy by the front door to the ground and chewing on his ginger head which fitted in his huge drooling mouth easily 🤣 ah they never came back again
😂Good boy!
I Love it when assholes think they can just walk into your yard and help themselves only to end up as chew toys for my dog. His name is Tsar, and he's a 3 yr old, 210lb Cane Corso. He and I spent up to 18 months overall in "A Specialty Course for Protective Training."
My wife and I went out for New Years Eve, had a blast, upon arriving home, imagine our surprise to see some dude half in, half out our back patio door. He was on his back with his right leg in Tsars' mouth. Every time the guy so much as twitched, Tsar would growl and bite down a little harder. Was funny enough that my Wife and I decided to let Tsar keep his new friend while we had another drink while we waited for the cops to show up. Actually, my wife was a little cruel to the guy by getting the dog to sit, lay down, growl, and shake all while keeping ahold of the guys leg. Gotta say the cops got a big kick out of it. 😊
I love fluffy ❤ he was protecting his babysitter. What a sweet dog.
Top notch voicing, of course. There is a reason you deserve the love u r getting, and will get. GREAT WRITING. fun story.
Wow, thank you!
I’ll never complain about Swampy again. I once had to take care of Foo-Foo, a coworkers dog. ‘Had to’ isn’t exactly accurate. I agreed to it, but she’d never warned me that Foo-Foo had also been one of Satans menagerie. She was one of those little yip yap dogs who tore my clothes and books apart if I took my eye off her for five minutes. Foo-Foo also had the power to make me feel like utter sh-t when I yelled at her. She’d look up at me with guilty eyes and tremble and I’d have to spend an hour comforting her. I wish Satan would keep his pets to himself !
man, if fluffy brought me the arm of my enemy, I'd be crying tears of joy and hug that demon dog !
HELLS YES!! Absolutely amazing story for the spooky holiday season. First the scare then the metal as hell jam'n party. Love it. ❤❤❤
I would totally babysit Fluffy
Me too, I'd try and get him high on weed.lol
That was a lot of fun!! I love the artwork for the video, whoever did it did a great job! Will there be more Fluffy adventures? Would love to hear more!!
I hope so!
That was the best story I’ve listened to in a long time! More fluffy please ❤
I want moreeeeeee! Lol fantastic!!
why does Satan sound like Wilmer valdorama after a couple packs of lucky strike unfiltereds?
Great story. I lmbo when I heard the devil's dog was named Fluffy. Thanks for a great story and for the laugh.
Omfg i heard the first part of this a while back and had no idea there was more to it...thats amazeballz thanks for sharing
Absolutely brilliant can’t wait for the next one
Fluffy did a good job.
Omfg SIIIII! I loved the first story and the second was even more hilarious! Great narration as always dude🥃📻😎
So so so so great!! Yes i was in the live but had to listen again!!
This was totally awesome. Good job.
I really liked this one. I hope we hear some more about the adventures of fluffy!
About 10yrs ago now My shitzu-poodle mix got stuck with a pitbull and had 2 huge puppies that nearly killed her(she passed last winter at the ripe old age of 17{human yrs}.) the pups(Bull5hit-Poos)themselves were midget pit bulls and hilarious. Like they weren’t cute at all 😂 one is still alive and was given to my cousin, his name is titan and this story reminded me of him.
If theres more of this coming the hells yeah.
Almost makes me wish I had a dog like Fluffy...👹⚘️🙋♀️
Hehe Fluffy rocks! And considering Satan does too seems he takes after his owner in more ways than one!
Would live to hear more Fluffy stories
From Adopting monster baby's the babysitting satan's pet.I hope it never ends
Enjoyed this one alot one of my favorites
Thank you, loved it!
That was awesome
Amazingly gentle creepy pasta! 💕
I loved this story like all the rest
Loved it. Fluffy name remminded me of a xl pit i had as a teen named spot. 😂😂
Awesome story !!! Can't wait for more.
⚠️ 1-Do not let Fluffy get wet! 2- Do not expose Fluffy to direct sunlight. 3- Do not feed Fluffy after midnight, even on Wednesday. ⚠️ Follow these rules carefully and you may or may not end up in hell 🤔
Hell!, these are the same rules I follow for my dogs!! Those little monsters know how to be cute when they need to, but please, God don't feed them after 8pm, or it'll smell so bad ull think ur in hell.
I don’t like pet-sitting Fluffy. As a matter of fact I don’t like Fluffy at all.
So basically the pet is a Gremlin?
@@erikwilliam1254 Fluffy just seems to be the victim of radical growth spurts. But if they don’t bother him they don’t bother me. Just so long as someone else is in charge of feeding him.
But it’s always after midnight
What a cute dog.
I thought immediately of my friend Bill. He's a horror actor and I KNOW he'll absolutely LOVE this story!!! I'm definitely gonna share it w/him as soon as I give my own "Fluffy" his daily 3miles. It's one of "the rules!" Same consequences if I fail. 😂
Edit. Ok. The ambiguity of the "actor friend" definitely reads like bullshit so just think "Rob Zombie's posse of frequent fliers." 😜
I love this so much! I Fluffy’s the best boy! ❤ Satan’s a pretty good guy, too, and what a great voice, love that he possessed Ozzie Osborn! 😊😂
Thank you Jordan. 👍🏻
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Welcome aboard!
Counting the minutes
Same
Fo-real
Anyone else willing to stake their name on forcing Grupe to take new studio headshots?!
I’ll definitely lay it all on the line so he can’t hide behind his likeness being obfuscated…
Lol I’m enjoying playing the heal here, JGrupe.
for the next book it will be a must!
The story was great, I'm always looking for more funny podcasts. Really enjoyed this one.!!!
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I really enjoyed that, I hope there’s more to come
Love this story awesome
"I didn't have a weapon, so I grabbed a pencil from my desk" ... Straight gangsta
Will obsessively check for another episode of Fluffy and his babysitter! I loved it!😂
I hope this turns into a series. Love your stories.
the story was great, but Satan's voice definitely needs a little work and a better mic XD
I couldn’t understand him at all. It ruined it for me. Why an author would ruin the audio adaptation of his own story like that is beyond me.
Fluffy is my new favorite. I need one just like him
That's not a Hell Hound more like a Hell Pomeranian 😂🐶
As a former Pom owner yes she could of been.
Really liked this one. Keep up the great work
Whata great story. 👍🏻
I enjoyed this one quite a bit. I hope the author writes a follow-up story about Fluffy and Johnathon 😊
We all need a Fluffy in our life. Loyal Fierce Protective Intelligent and Huggable. ❤
I can't understand a word the Satan voice actor says, Mr mumbles
Same. He made this story painful to listen to. No idea why the author wouldn’t do a better job on the audio adaptation of his own story.
I’m only one minute in, and I’m already guessing he got a chihuahua 😂
Tripped out, thanks again J,G,H,,TELL MAMACADO WILL SAID HELLO FOR ME PLEASE
Thank J,G,H,
You arent debt free. You owe the devil now
Awwe that was surprisingly adorable I loved it! ❤ 👏👏👏
Fluffy sounds like either a demon or a furry, or both.
2nd time of heard this story.
Just gets better everytime 😁
I just recently found this chat on and I’m already becoming a big fan man. Keep spitting out these awesome fucking audiobooks. Really love them.
Great story, but a word of advice for the other guy in there. Try reading the script a few times and experiment with different ways to say and express it so it feels more natural and not like youre reading for the first time. Otherwise, good job on the story guys
What I don’t get about it is that it wasn’t the guest’s first time. The guest wrote the darn story.
GREAT NARRATION!!! ❤🎉
Glad you liked it!
Im lovin you and your stories!
I love this story wow thank you brother jordan
I love how funny this was! 😂
Fluffy is awesome! I wonder if fluffy would like warm milk.
All aboard, hah hah. Yes I think I know who that was.
Please tell me there will be further adventures with Fluffy and his human!
Bro that Satan VA needs a new mic.
Agreed. I’d wager that Satan VA needs to recognize his talents lie in writing, not reading aloud.
😂 I really like this one Jordan! You're awesome. (Amy)
Thank you!! 😁
Oh F no he looks terrifying! Is this his normal or angry face??? 😂😂😂
Another awesome story! !
I just had to listen to this one again. Just as good as the first time 😈
Come on bro even Satan needs some friends. 😁
FLUFFY IS THE BESTEST BOY!!
Do I smell a new series??
😂😂 a pickaxe, that was good.
Yooo!! This story was fun and awesome , More Johnny, Fluffy and Satan stories please. Stop being sooo scared Johnny!!
Finally getting to watch this
Damn, sh*t that punches holes in the floor! 😩😮
Come on we need more 😢
Why is the devil so corny, he's been up for multi millennium, but he's still spamming the same 3 jokes
Hell isn't using the metric system. How fitting.
Very funny! Thankyou ❤️
I loved this story! ❤️ 🎉😊
…I looked at Agent Suck and Fu:$k…😂😂👍🤘
need more fluffy stories.
Very fun. Thanks for sharing this with us.ore would be great 😃
Pet demon? Its called a kitten.
Making satan sound like a Russian gangster was hilarious
Cover pic looks like my little dog when pissed
A pet demon ? You mean a chihuahua?
Good boy
Is that 12 noon or midnight, bit ambiguous for something life threatening. And there are kind of 2, 12 midnights confusingly for each day.
Awww...good boy!
Ty it was dark byt funny to loved that
I didnt think id like a
But thumbs up 😊
I wish I could have Fluffy!
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