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  • @kyle666999333
    @kyle666999333 3 роки тому +3140

    Later that night Shad's wife: "They pillaged the pantry. I'm not even going to tell you what they've done to the bathroom, they all but destroyed the plumbing. I don't understand; what are they doing in my house?"

    • @timbackman5915
      @timbackman5915 3 роки тому +88

      Spoken to mrs Jazza. 😂

    • @Blondie42
      @Blondie42 3 роки тому +121

      Good thing she only had 4 of em, instead of 15.

    • @dylanm742
      @dylanm742 3 роки тому +54

      i laughed so hard i was in pain...

    • @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489
      @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489 3 роки тому +168

      At least they didn’t crack the dishes and smash the plates.... that’s what ms. Shad hates

    • @p0xus
      @p0xus 3 роки тому +33

      This killed me

  • @Count.Saruman
    @Count.Saruman 3 роки тому +1724

    Shad now: We ate like a hobbit for a day and it nearly killed us
    Shad eventually: We fought a Balrog for a day and it actually killed us

    • @Lechteron
      @Lechteron 3 роки тому +148

      That was Shad the Gray. He'll get better and be Shad the White.

    • @artificerdrachen6908
      @artificerdrachen6908 3 роки тому +76

      Shad uploads a video 3 days later titled: I'VE RETURNED AS SHAD THE WHITE

    • @cioplasmmajic8327
      @cioplasmmajic8327 3 роки тому +17

      How realistic is fighting while falling down the chasm of doom?

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 3 роки тому +9

      BUT, he did not pass

    • @nick012000
      @nick012000 3 роки тому +1

      @@richardsanchez9190 Nonstop sparring for ten days?

  • @helgenlane
    @helgenlane 3 роки тому +337

    - The drink for this meal is unfermented wine. Non-alcoholic. You also can call it grape juice, almost.
    - Yeah, it's almost exactly what you could call it...

  • @ThreeGoddesses
    @ThreeGoddesses 3 роки тому +798

    I think, genuinely, that despite a hobbits prodigious appetite they actually have very good portion control. Like in the books, Bilbo was absolutely peeved that the dwarves emptied his pantry and finished an entire seed cake.

    • @longleaf1217
      @longleaf1217 3 роки тому +157

      yeah they probably just eat much smaller meals. but just eat a lot of them. in fact a lot of body builders will eat like 5 smaller meals everyday instead of the typical 3. so the idea isn't exactly unprecedented.

    • @point-five-oh6249
      @point-five-oh6249 3 роки тому +116

      Well they are also half as big as the average adult human.... I feel like their size also doubles their metabolism. Especially considering most Hobbits were really hard workers too, from farmers, to gardeners, brewers, potters, ranchers, etc. If you've worked EXTREMELY hard, you'll know just how fast you get hungry too, but those are mostly like a snack type of hungry, not a full on meal.

    • @nexidal9656legacy
      @nexidal9656legacy 3 роки тому +55

      Yeah. If a small body is working half the day, it needs an almost constant recharge of energy.
      And it'd mostly small portions, enough to go back to work. Only the three main meals would be big. And not even that big, since they would've eaten something not that long ago.
      In the end, they eat the proportional food of a human worker, but spaced along the whole day.
      [Party feasts like Bilbo's retirement are another can of worms, they're special occasions]
      Edit: plus, once the body gets accustomed to the hours of eating, it will regulate metabolism to adapt to it. You can't eat like a hobbit once and call it imposible, you need to do it for an extended period of time.

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 3 роки тому +31

      Except pippin ate 4 lembas breads. One bite of which fills a man's stomach.
      Assumptions being that "fills a stomach" just means an average meal and not literally to the brim, the bread has around 4 bites (Its been a while, and I remember the bread looking bigger, but 4 bites makes the calculation huge already), and hobbits have half size stomachs compared to men.
      All that means pippin ate 16 meals that would satisfy a full sized man and still seemed fairly hungry. And that's assuming they're only 4 bites large.

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses 3 роки тому +30

      @@DarthZ01 lembas breads closest irl equivalents are either bannock (which, btw, isn't exclusive to the native Americans but also to the Gaelic area as well), or hard tack. Lembas isn't magical, either, as far as I know. Which just means it's a honey, fruit and nut bread that's highly dense in carbs. And hard tack, along side a beverage (normally water or an alcohol) and some cheese or jerky were the daily rations for many a man in the past. So if you take lembas bread as a non magical food, that's just nutrient rich and dense with carbs, then in theory legolas (my phone wants to say Legoland lol) saying you can fill a man's stomach with just a bite isn't erroneous. I've had bannock, and it's very much something you can nibble on during a hike and stave off hunger for hours. I've had modern hard tack, and it's lesser then bannock in that regard. But the thing is, I've also sat with my family and eaten ALOT of bannock during a campsite cuz I'm bored. So, I think what legolas actually meant in his needlessly flowery way of talking alot of the elves in the books had, was that in a pinch, you could eat just lembas bread for days, and stay comfortably full on small rations.
      And pippin isn't your average hobbit. He's immature and impulsive for much of his adventure and only matures once he realizes the state of the world. Also, he didn't know that lembas bread was intended to be eaten in small amounts.
      Further to my point, though, is that after Frodo and Sam get seperated from the fellowship, they eat appropriately for the rest of their journey and their lembas stores last until the get to Mount doom.

  • @octomanuno2700
    @octomanuno2700 3 роки тому +735

    Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

    • @mickytc
      @mickytc 3 роки тому +14

      The hero in this case is going to be their toilet.

    • @platonios4666
      @platonios4666 3 роки тому +3

      Isnt this quote from Germain Piquaint?

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 3 роки тому +4

      @@platonios4666
      It's from Batman Dark Knight said by James Gordon.

    • @platonios4666
      @platonios4666 3 роки тому +1

      @@lars9925 Im quite sure,that there also is a refference to a gwent flavour text.
      'Not the hero,Toissaint deserved,but the hero, Toussaint needed.

  • @chrismanuel9768
    @chrismanuel9768 3 роки тому +367

    That "the most I've ever eaten" joke was not missed by me. ONE MORE STEP

    • @michaelyoung7261
      @michaelyoung7261 3 роки тому +12

      And he took that step. And the next one after that!

    • @kettlebells-ez9xi
      @kettlebells-ez9xi 3 роки тому +3

      Have you watched that version all the way through

  • @harmen2456
    @harmen2456 3 роки тому +166

    As my grandmother liked to say
    "First you eat because you're hungry, then because it tastes good. Finally you eat because its impolite to leave anything on the plate" before giving someone another helping

    • @psilorder86
      @psilorder86 3 роки тому +2

      This comment makes me appreciate the cultures where it is IMpolite to not leave anything on your plate.

  • @SusCalvin
    @SusCalvin 3 роки тому +562

    I always pictured the hobbit meals as a variety of snacks, sandwich breaks, biscuits and almost full meals. Not as one full meal after the other.

    • @Christina-cf9ot
      @Christina-cf9ot 3 роки тому +56

      Yes, this is more how I eat. Light breakfast (a protein pancake usually), handful of nuts for 2nd, handful of grapes and cheese for elevenzies. Lunch is my big meal, followed by light snacks (fruit, cheese, hummus and veggies, granola bar, etc) until bed.

    • @thedeadd.c.207
      @thedeadd.c.207 3 роки тому +17

      I usually eat a light breakfast a couple of breakfast cakes or something like that, with two cups of coffee. Have a mid morning sandwich. Then have a full meal lunch. Then have another sandwich in the mid afternoon. Then have a pre-dinner of biscuits, grapes, coffee and such little things like that. Then have a full dinner. Then have some sweet heavy puddings. Then have an apple half an hour before bed.

    • @ranger3576
      @ranger3576 3 роки тому +32

      To be fair, I think that elevenses is more of a snack time, like afternoon tea.

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 3 роки тому +24

      @@ranger3576 In WFRP it was a constant snacking. Hobbits would rather putter around and make pastries than survive on large amounts of bland staples.
      They have one religious festival in the Moot where they eat like that, Pie Week. Everything closes down and the hobbits spend their days making fruit preserves and pies which they immediately eat.

    • @chaddrake2782
      @chaddrake2782 3 роки тому +9

      Yea, I went the opposite route, I kinda pictured them not only as seven full meals, but like seven buffet meals. The ones you gotta roll away from xD

  • @MarieJ_77
    @MarieJ_77 3 роки тому +2061

    I feel like I need to defend my husband's honour here: I generally do the cooking in our house purely because I am the better cook, but Sir Ben's eggs are the best I've ever had. 🙌

  • @rsoulinternet
    @rsoulinternet 3 роки тому +525

    This is why Hobbits never leave the Shire. They're either spending all their time making food, eating it, and after they've eaten it and can't move.

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 3 роки тому +10

      Yep, that is in fact the canonical reason.
      Just wait til you Zoomers hear about Cobain

    • @josephcasey2645
      @josephcasey2645 3 роки тому +6

      That farmer must make a lot of high price salad. If you know what I mean.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 3 роки тому +7

      Thus the reason for that super-food they use when traveling.

    • @sholahverassa8582
      @sholahverassa8582 3 роки тому +16

      "Adventures? Are you bloody high on your pipeweed, Gandalf, I can't raise my butt from my chair!"

    • @zmark7843
      @zmark7843 3 роки тому +9

      now i want to know how Hobbits stay fit, and do they actually digest any of that?

  • @mittenstheking7652
    @mittenstheking7652 3 роки тому +617

    Next challenge idea, gather 5 other men, preferably two that are taller than average, and one that's just a bit taller than you guys, then spend 6 months traveling to an active volcano, just an idea of course.

    • @danielhuras617
      @danielhuras617 3 роки тому +49

      There's an old series called A Simple Walk. Where two guys walk from the Shire set to the mount doom location.

    • @tscream80
      @tscream80 3 роки тому +12

      Sounds like a good excuse for a trip to Hawai'i

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 3 роки тому +15

      Sadly, there are no active volcanos in Australia. There are a few inactive ones, but nothing active

    • @siprus
      @siprus 3 роки тому +29

      That sounds... like an adventure. No self respecting hobbit would do something as unhobbit like as an adventure!

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 3 роки тому +13

      throw a rolex into a volcano on iceland.

  • @d3faulted2
    @d3faulted2 3 роки тому +445

    You mentioned that you were feeling really good between meals. People's blood sugar tends to drop at about the 2hr mark depending on what you eat and biochemistry. When you eat, it spikes your insulin since your body has to take care of the excess sugars. When your insulin level spikes your serotonin levels also spike and thus you feel happy. It's why some people end up addicted to food, particularly if you suffer from depression. It literally makes you feel good.

    • @blackdeath4eternity
      @blackdeath4eternity 3 роки тому +21

      thank you for the explanation.

    • @nucleonegro9762
      @nucleonegro9762 3 роки тому +27

      Add a pair of aching leg joints and a sedentary life routine and now you know why I'm overweight

    • @palloria1538
      @palloria1538 3 роки тому +4

      huh well thats interesting... wonder if thats related to how for afternoon tea I eat more then I do at dinner lol

    • @ImmortalLemon
      @ImmortalLemon 3 роки тому +18

      That’s why hobbits are so damn jolly all the time then

    • @michaelcherokee8906
      @michaelcherokee8906 2 роки тому +2

      Bro I hope that's all it is, cause the option I was afraid of was that Shad had gone into ketoacidosis and was feeling drunk from the ketones, and was literally about to fall into a coma. There was a moment in the video when my stomach dropped cause what he was describing sounded like diabetic coma was about to strike, and I would really rather that NOT happen to him.

  • @MrGrimsmith
    @MrGrimsmith 3 роки тому +633

    I went to uni with a bloke who could literally eat enough that his abdomen was physically distended, far in excess of what everyone else had, nap for an hour or so and come back skinny as he was before he started. He was 5'2" or so and looked like a 12 year old. I swear to this day that he was actually a hobbit pretending to be a small human.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +80

      they travel in our world now and then, but never for long often hidden, and utterly invisible when they don't wish to be found.

    • @hismajestylordsmenkhare5878
      @hismajestylordsmenkhare5878 3 роки тому +18

      Pretty much although hobbit meals aren't alway huge meals they did some as small ones as they did here if your a particular person like myself that loves food you mag be oksy somehow I'm still slim XD

    • @akiraishin7141
      @akiraishin7141 3 роки тому +9

      Hi, are you speaking about me? Because that sounds like me. A lot.

    • @shastasilverchairsg
      @shastasilverchairsg 3 роки тому +24

      Meanwhile, I eat one salad leaf, nap for an hour or so, and come back 1kg heavier.

    • @Ramondorez
      @Ramondorez 3 роки тому +11

      Reminds me of Tarrare.

  • @Jowjoneking
    @Jowjoneking 3 роки тому +333

    Reasons to subscribe to Shad:
    1. He legitimate loves medieval fantasy, he loves it so much he wrote a book!
    2. He wants things to be realistic enough that is still believable awhile never ruining the fun of unrealistic cool stuff we love like extremely big swords!
    3. He goes the extra mile to make interesting videos, like entering a below zero lake in a barrel to test if it was floatable.
    4. He didn't beat the crap out of Jazza for breaking his swords.
    5. He didn't beat the crap out of Asher when he beat him in Archery with zero experience.
    6. He developed type 2 diabetes with more levels in cholesterol than his levels in fighter for this video.

    • @joshuaded1052
      @joshuaded1052 3 роки тому +12

      7. And he bullied a poor hobbit that was living in a barel

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 роки тому +2

      I cackled at this, so well played.

  • @bcunt2639
    @bcunt2639 3 роки тому +396

    Risking your life for the greatest question of the universe. Thank you for your contribution to the human race! You sir are a true hero.

    • @Borissh89
      @Borissh89 3 роки тому +4

      Surely you mean the hobbit race

    • @shanepatrick4534
      @shanepatrick4534 3 роки тому +8

      He seems to be suffering from Hobbit pattern baldness on his feet.

    • @tracnor2
      @tracnor2 3 роки тому +2

      If you think it through Medieval Times had medieval customs and eating that amount of food meant that they actually work the fields and also trained with the sword an armor which requires a lot of energy

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 3 роки тому

      Well we don't need the answer, 42, we need the question.

  • @khadrelt
    @khadrelt 3 роки тому +234

    "Hobbits really are amazing creatures." -Gandalf

  • @zack4life346
    @zack4life346 3 роки тому +793

    Ah yes , i see 4 men nearly getting killed by eating i click

  • @Erykthebat
    @Erykthebat 3 роки тому +139

    I had never seen Hello Fresh used as a torture device before

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 роки тому +5

      Next they’ll be using audible in gulags for “re-education” purposes

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 3 роки тому +2

      Hello fresh boxes are a fairly convenient size and shape that makes them well suited for stacking, so they are even ok for the guys who load the trailers.

  • @VABJMJ
    @VABJMJ 3 роки тому +210

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Fandom, as if millions of Dereks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

  • @schoolfreak32
    @schoolfreak32 3 роки тому +139

    The concept of Hobbit civilisation seems to revolve less around food preparation; the planting, farming, harvesting, preserving, preparing, and ultimately cooking of not just the next meal, but all future meals. All hobbits would live in what is essentially a "kitchen village", its economy based on the buying and selling of each other's produce. As a result, the hobbit physique is moderately athletic but "well padded".
    Also, my theory on hobbit feet is that they are not proportionally bigger, they just appear that way because their entire race/species have never worn footwear of any kind. Unlike the human foot with its squished-together toes, the hobbit foot's toes are widely spaced, the skin slightly thicker on the upper, and the soles both thick and wide like the pads on dogs and cats (and the soles of overprices running shoes). Thanks to their natural habitat, they have never walked on anything harder than grassy meadows, dirt roads, and wooden floorboards; however, the stone floors and streets of human civilisation might wear on their soles after a while (like that captive tiger or bear in some rich idiot's "private zoo" with concrete floors).

  • @5thearth
    @5thearth 3 роки тому +194

    Serious talk: In general, small mammals have higher caloric needs relative to body size, because their increased surface area relative to volume means they lose heat more quickly and need to burn more energy to maintain body temperature. (there are some species of tiny shrews that can literally starve to death in a matter of hours.) This may go some way towards explaining hobbits increased appetites--they literally biologically have to eat more food.

    • @ChadwickDickinson
      @ChadwickDickinson 2 роки тому +9

      Do you have any idea in how the biology around the matabolism works on real people with dwarf syndrome?

    • @SecureInMyHead
      @SecureInMyHead 2 роки тому +5

      @@ChadwickDickinson thanks for putting that thought in my head

    • @godalien3223
      @godalien3223 2 роки тому +8

      I think they forgot children and short adults exist🤣

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike 2 роки тому +4

      Small mammals might have higher caloric needs relative to body size but still won't need to eat as many calories a day as humans.
      Even a large breed dog only needs roughly half the calories of an average man's to maintain weight. And all dogs have a faster metabolism than humans.
      It's simply not that straightforward. And hobbits don't just eat a lot "for their size", they eat as much (or even more in Merry and Pippin's case) than creatures double their size - which of course is complete nonsense.

    • @di3486
      @di3486 2 роки тому +1

      I identify as a small mammal 😂

  • @YourWaywardDestiny
    @YourWaywardDestiny 3 роки тому +119

    "He went off to live with the elves, and you know what that means..." I choose to interpret that as a euphemism akin to telling a child their dog went off to live on a farm.

    • @MoltenMouseMetal
      @MoltenMouseMetal 3 роки тому +20

      "Passed into legend" sounds much better than "An Hero'd"

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 3 роки тому +5

      @Astroblaze the Reality Traverser I had interpreted it as the old Hobbit said, "He's cracked, he is !"

    • @princesseville6889
      @princesseville6889 3 роки тому

      Oh snap, i thought joining the elves meant you were gay ._.

  • @samuelcynthia1958
    @samuelcynthia1958 3 роки тому +1315

    shadiveristy has now evovled to where it's just shad trying to kill himself in a cool way

    • @ceciliesrensen7709
      @ceciliesrensen7709 3 роки тому +67

      And bring his friends down with him 😆

    • @KazumiyaEnthusiast
      @KazumiyaEnthusiast 3 роки тому +80

      If they really were trying to kill themselves, they'd fight with nunchacks

    • @emeryt998
      @emeryt998 3 роки тому +54

      "Greetings I'm Shad and welcome to Jackass"

    • @Cat-nk4yi
      @Cat-nk4yi 3 роки тому +18

      death by overeating is not a cool way to go, just sayin'

    • @farmingnodak
      @farmingnodak 3 роки тому +7

      He could have a better excuse that they're preparing for the world's strongest man competition

  • @dougc9130
    @dougc9130 3 роки тому +237

    You need to be working between meals, Hobbits aren't lazy someone has to grow and raise all that food.

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel 3 роки тому +39

      Exactly. I remember on the Movie, it's clear narated that they love everything that grows, pertaining to gardening and planting vegetables and raising Livestocks.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 3 роки тому +26

      @@bryanmerel How have the Hobbits not become an integral part of Middle Earth's economy?

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel 3 роки тому +7

      @@rhorynotmylastname7781 question is....do Hobbit even have yhe concept of...money? 🤔

    • @cleanixx5343
      @cleanixx5343 3 роки тому +23

      @@bryanmerel Yes they do. Bilbos family is often mentioned as being one of the most wealthy in the Shire. His neighbors envy him for bringing back „multiple large chests of gold, flowing over“, they have an Inn in which they spend some of their savings. There is a similar economic shear with more wealthy and less wealthy lineages etc

    • @Veritas666
      @Veritas666 3 роки тому +5

      @@cleanixx5343 But it is never mentioned that they... pay the way see it for example when Humans eat at a Hobbit Inn. It sounds more like a pure Hobbit-Village would be a trading community like "I have Beer, you have Bread, we have a meal." I mean, they have a Tavern, yes... but I cannot imagin them pay with silver and gold coins for their meals there :D

  • @colinmackay92
    @colinmackay92 3 роки тому +182

    I feel like Shads companions are always in a mixed state of confusion, fun and grave concern for Shads mental state and their own safety 😆 don't ever change Shad

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 3 роки тому +3

      I second this, I will duel anyone who thinks Shad should change. Especially if the duel involves the use of a bec de corbin but with a rubber chicken as the spike, a mass of plastic spiders as the hammer, and a replica of Skallagrim's beard as the bill.

    • @sholahverassa8582
      @sholahverassa8582 3 роки тому +4

      @@synthemagician4686 I'll bring nunchaku against you! The main trick is gonna be to trick you into swapping weapons, so that I'll get the 10 times more efficient one.

    • @colinmackay92
      @colinmackay92 3 роки тому +1

      @@synthemagician4686 haha epic beyond reproach. May the wings of the Valkyries carry you on to Odins hall in Valhalla one day great warrior.

  • @CertifiedSunset
    @CertifiedSunset 3 роки тому +253

    "It wasn't about the food we ate, it was about the references we made along the way."
    -Me

  • @artemikurski939
    @artemikurski939 3 роки тому +507

    The most important thing: everyone has THE STICK

    • @andyz2861
      @andyz2861 3 роки тому +15

      #BetterThanBacon

    • @Deeznutz002
      @Deeznutz002 3 роки тому +11

      The 2.5 meter hobbit has a spoon the size of a staff.

    • @markanthony1004
      @markanthony1004 3 роки тому +6

      Tis the only way to live

    • @boycottwarhammer6016
      @boycottwarhammer6016 3 роки тому +7

      Stick life, I'm taking shads advice and picking up a walking stick

    • @patrickd9551
      @patrickd9551 3 роки тому +6

      some bigger then others ;)

  • @twilighthero9358
    @twilighthero9358 3 роки тому +119

    For functional Fandom: Surfing down a hill or staircase on a shield, possibly also shooting arrows, Legolas/Link style.

    • @SecureInMyHead
      @SecureInMyHead 2 роки тому

      Do you think there’s a video out there of Legolas scenes with gamer edits?

  • @acewithglasses5746
    @acewithglasses5746 3 роки тому +184

    Another title for this video: Shad and his Australian buddies eat like their short new Zealand counterparts for 24 hours and almost die

  • @thelonerider9693
    @thelonerider9693 3 роки тому +348

    "He didn't even pay the tab!" "and taking jewelry to strange places!" Love your sense of humor. Thank you. Hope your stomach feels better that's a lot of food.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on UA-cam. I already make a lot of money on UA-cam. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, lone

    • @rigormortiz5357
      @rigormortiz5357 3 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku you may not notice it but you're already a youtube star. in fact, you have already surpassed justin y.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 роки тому

      If I ate that much, I literally wouldn't be able to eat for a week.

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 3 роки тому

      "We all opened a tab in Bree in your name"

  • @awl61
    @awl61 3 роки тому +76

    What are Hobbits coming to these days when they can't eat 7 full course meals a say

  • @thurismundbotheric7598
    @thurismundbotheric7598 3 роки тому +79

    As someone who's hypoglycemic, I eat like this daily, so if I may, I'd like to inform you guys of how best to have done this.
    Starting off, your 1st, Luncheon, and supper are your three big main meals. Next is 2nd breakfast, elevensies, and supper, these are your smaller meals, slightly bigger than a snack, but smaller than your full meal. Then finally you have your afternoon tea, this one you did fairly spot on, keep it simple with things like fruits and cheeses, or you can make this your sweets meal since cupcakes and the like pair with tea so well. Other than that I'd say you guys did great in surviving a hypo's meal day.
    Sidenote: This has also brought an interesting concept to mind for me. Since our human bodies see the overuse of one's pancreas, and therefore an increase of natural insulin production, as a detriment, but someone like me who IS hypoglycemic can do this and be fine, what if the pancreas of hobbits/halflings naturally developed to produce a larger amount of natural insulin, hence why they're able to eat twice as much as a regular human and feel just fine?

  • @TombstoneDjango
    @TombstoneDjango 3 роки тому +216

    I want to see a LoTR spinoff series where Shaddeus Underhill is pursuing his identity theft nemesis, Frodo Baggins. Always a step behind, he nearly catches Frodo at the Grey Havens. Frodo looks back and smiles, knowing he got away with a free bar tab. Shad let’s it go, recalling his own adventures along the way. Making it back to the Prancing Pony in Bree, he pays the tab. What he DIDN’T realize is the innkeeper forgot to add the damage to the rooms rented for the night..... FROOOODOOOOO!!

  • @cioplasmmajic8327
    @cioplasmmajic8327 3 роки тому +76

    One thing to remember about hobbits is that their society is very agrarian. Anywhere they go, they walk. The hour or so in between meals is spent doing chores, pulling weeds, shoveling hay, taking long walks (with half sized hobbit legs) and occasionally getting involed with the affairs of wizards.

    • @mariadocarmosobreira8323
      @mariadocarmosobreira8323 3 роки тому +24

      Yeah. Farmers in my country SEEM to eat like crazy, but the amount of calories they burn in all their daily chores makes them actually sinewy.

    • @Glimmlampe1982
      @Glimmlampe1982 3 роки тому +5

      Und theyre smaller. Which means they need more calories per kg weight than a normal size person

    • @TheNewRidore
      @TheNewRidore 3 роки тому +23

      You also have to account for the author's perspective with the meals, we are talking about a British author who grew up with these meals. So a little research shows 3 of the 7 meals listed are supposed to be tea with a light snack, not full-on meals in their own right. Supper and DInner are weird because 1 of those would be a large meal, but the other would probably be like an appetizer meal. None of this accounts for any of the meals having dessert either, so we could actually be talking about an 8th meal on occasion.

    • @chiefbennywawa1333
      @chiefbennywawa1333 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheNewRidore Yeah, that makes sense. So that's why it seems like a Hobbit about 3/4 the size of a normal human can eat nearly 3 times as much as a human.

    • @G1NZOU
      @G1NZOU 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheNewRidore Very true, and the English country labourer from Tolkien's day would have eaten breakfast before sunrise, a very long day, so supper is almost a light snack a short time before bed and breakfast is super early before you start working in the fields.

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 3 роки тому +516

    Shad: Come over guys, let's have a few meals!
    The Boys: A few?
    Shad: Seven, to be precise...
    The Boys: What?
    Shad: We start at 7 am. Don't be late!

    • @BlankPapers
      @BlankPapers 3 роки тому +38

      “You’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today”
      “Because we’re all Hobbits...?”
      “Precisely, 06/22/2021, 7:00 AM, meet at my house, we eat, whoever eats all their meals first gets to live as the only Hobbit, everyone else DIES, you have til tomorrow to prepare, good luck”

    • @chiptuna8292
      @chiptuna8292 3 роки тому +3

      Eat bomb, floor monster.

    • @twyx6928
      @twyx6928 3 роки тому +4

      @@chiptuna8292 Who told you this nonsense? I'm quite bomb-proof you know. My actual weak point is... !! Whoops! There I go talking too much again...

    • @will_danz
      @will_danz 3 роки тому +1

      @@BlankPapers "Begun, the hobbit wars have" (except it's saruman saying it)

  • @_M_a_r_t_i_n_M
    @_M_a_r_t_i_n_M 2 роки тому +50

    The 'drunkenness' and 'high' absolutely IS a mix of endorphins from cramming in so much food, and oxytocin from the good times with friends.. So yeah, technically Shad DID get 'drunk' and 'high' just from food and near-beer lmao... Kinda like the empty wine barrels episode... Classic Shad.. Will always love this channel..

  • @LizGridleyArtist
    @LizGridleyArtist 3 роки тому +218

    The Kmart shopping trip makes even more sense

  • @magicbeetle2292
    @magicbeetle2292 3 роки тому +641

    Shad breaking his scholarly character around his friends is the funniest thing to me

    • @kaikalter
      @kaikalter 3 роки тому +21

      That’s not shad! That’s shaddius

    • @radmar21405
      @radmar21405 3 роки тому +4

      Look. I mean no offense to anyone here, nor do I mean to demean Shad's efforts, or anything like that. But I think that calling them friends might be a bit naive. Shad is their employer. They get paid to make silly jokes based around situational context. I personally have no reason to assume that they are anything but business partners.

    • @MrSimpsondennis
      @MrSimpsondennis 3 роки тому +3

      @@radmar21405 They can be employees and friends for all we know...

    • @magicbeetle2292
      @magicbeetle2292 3 роки тому +10

      @@radmar21405 they're not playing characters here man, they genuinely having a good time

    • @radmar21405
      @radmar21405 3 роки тому

      That's possible too, I guess.

  • @chriscock6584
    @chriscock6584 3 роки тому +122

    Destroying the One Ring in Mount Doom: HARD
    Eating a hobbit diet for one day: VERY HARD

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 3 роки тому +1

      to be fair you can train your body to do such a feet of ability
      you cant really train your organs to process more food.

    • @SepticFuddy
      @SepticFuddy 3 роки тому +1

      @@electricangel4488 Sure you can. Ever seen Michael Phelps's diet? Or any of that 600lb life stuff?

  • @JustSomeGuy
    @JustSomeGuy 3 роки тому +363

    To the pain!

    • @oliverneudorf1250
      @oliverneudorf1250 3 роки тому +11

      YES. The best quote ever.
      And who doesn't like princess bride.

    • @Vegeta8300
      @Vegeta8300 3 роки тому +16

      Nice seeing you here, love your channel!

    • @bigdurk4115
      @bigdurk4115 3 роки тому +1

      What's up

    • @bigdurk4115
      @bigdurk4115 3 роки тому +2

      @@oliverneudorf1250 true

    • @somedandy7694
      @somedandy7694 3 роки тому +6

      Guy-sama?! So good to see you here! I see you, too, like the finer things.

  • @finmorton6840
    @finmorton6840 3 роки тому +109

    I love the fact that Shad just has a party now

  • @artificerdrachen6908
    @artificerdrachen6908 3 роки тому +71

    Just like many people, Shad turns into a madman in the presence of his crew.

  • @LamanKnight
    @LamanKnight 3 роки тому +26

    Oh, I know this kind of pain. I was once a missionary in Utah, and at Thanksgiving, EVERYONE wanted to feed us. For the Thanksgiving of both of those years, I remember eating at least six meals, and I think it was seven meals during that second year. I nearly cried from how hard it was to keep eating, trying to be polite to the people. I'm glad I'll never have to do that again.
    Cheers and honours to all of you, good Game Hobbits.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 3 роки тому +4

      I had to learn to take food home. That seems to satisfy people. :D

  • @dudeonacow9917
    @dudeonacow9917 3 роки тому +69

    Person: So what do you do for a living?
    Shad: Oh me? Oh I force feed Mormons.
    Person: Wh-... ... sure okay.

    • @dante_0962
      @dante_0962 2 роки тому +3

      Ah yes what a excellent way to get rid off of them. Make them eat like a hobbit for a day.

    • @mitchellloney4829
      @mitchellloney4829 8 місяців тому

      Gold

  • @thelaughingman4791
    @thelaughingman4791 3 роки тому +341

    Your crucial mistake was attempting to eat like a hobbit without smoking copious amounts of hobbit pipe-weed

    • @moontree029
      @moontree029 3 роки тому +26

      No Old Toby? No Longbottom Leaf? No pints? Mad men!

    • @kittengold9814
      @kittengold9814 3 роки тому +9

      Gotta get that top quality Pipe weed to eat all that, might have made them a bit too giddy tho

    • @nick012000
      @nick012000 3 роки тому +4

      I don't think that tobacco would have helped them eat.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 3 роки тому +11

      @@nick012000 He isn't talking about tobacco, my dude.

    • @melissamenchaca9121
      @melissamenchaca9121 3 роки тому +6

      @@nick012000 aww my sweet cinnamon roll

  • @eisenkrahe7125
    @eisenkrahe7125 3 роки тому +199

    Can we appreciate how Shad has been posting a lot of videos? That is amazing, We need more Shadiversity!

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 роки тому +5

      I do love the consistent uploads of shads, and they usually are interesting

    • @RedHood001-KA
      @RedHood001-KA 3 роки тому +2

      YES!! AND THE CONTENTS ARE AMAZING TOO!!

  • @sethledford9612
    @sethledford9612 3 роки тому +39

    This is one giant Hello Fresh ad and I ain't even mad

  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt 3 роки тому +881

    The perfect hobbit breakfast would be: pasta, pizza and cannoli. CHANGE MY MIND

    • @sniperdubey
      @sniperdubey 3 роки тому +101

      @Fishy Vagina
      -- Highly critical of food? Check
      -- Cooks way more food than needed? Check
      -- Passionate about eating regular meals? Check
      -- Hairy feet? Check
      I think you might be on to something.

    • @zack4life346
      @zack4life346 3 роки тому +27

      @@sniperdubey cant wait for a remake now

    • @purplelibraryguy8729
      @purplelibraryguy8729 3 роки тому +37

      Have to be mushroom pizza. Hobbits have a thing for mushrooms.

    • @alexaurelian8024
      @alexaurelian8024 3 роки тому +18

      Get out of here Metatron haha! You eat that much pasta and cannolis for breakfast your aren't going to fit into armor anymore legionaire haha.

    • @Adam-hs9ft
      @Adam-hs9ft 3 роки тому +6

      @Metatron important question, are u gonna play chivalry 2

  • @nucleargandhi2709
    @nucleargandhi2709 3 роки тому +315

    Oz: I can't do this, Shad.
    Shad: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be eating. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Ozzy. The ones that really mattered. Full of calories and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the stomach go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this sickness. Even seven meals must pass. A new course will come. And when the sun shines, it'll shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Ozzy, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. They kept eating. Because they were holding on to something.
    Oz: What are we holding on to, Shad?
    Shad: That there's some food in this world, Mr. Oz...and it's worth fighting for.

    • @PRODAt3
      @PRODAt3 3 роки тому +11

      you made me spit out my tea while I was having breakfast, good sir that was hilarious!

    • @callistis8733
      @callistis8733 3 роки тому +11

      dammit that that was so well adapted i shed a tear like it was the real thing...i hope you're proud of yourself.

    • @jklolnikampoop
      @jklolnikampoop 3 роки тому +2

      Linguistic legend

    • @lorde_spooky
      @lorde_spooky 3 роки тому +1

      @@PRODAt3 which breakfast?

    • @dylanmcaden285
      @dylanmcaden285 2 роки тому +1

      "Sheer poetry! A plus, plus..."

  • @Mister-Six
    @Mister-Six 3 роки тому +54

    What about second breakfast? Elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them?
    I wouldn't count on it, Pip.

  • @Alastair_
    @Alastair_ 3 роки тому +87

    Shad to his minions - "Hey guys you wanna eat food all day?"
    Minions "Umm... yes"

  • @zachaustin5225
    @zachaustin5225 3 роки тому +22

    When Shad said he wasn't struggling as much as before at supper, I was like: aaaand your stomach is rupturing in 3 2 1

  • @amurcarp1534
    @amurcarp1534 3 роки тому +194

    Shad in 2019: Look at this cool sword!
    Shad in 2021: I ate 7 meals and I am going to die because of it.

    • @almsahrah
      @almsahrah 3 роки тому +2

      I'd rather look at the cool swords. This was just shamefully boring.

    • @felipeviana6215
      @felipeviana6215 3 роки тому +2

      @@almsahrah I actually liked it, but swords...........

    • @almsahrah
      @almsahrah 3 роки тому

      @@felipeviana6215 Fair enough. Watching four idiots eat is just not my thing. Time to unsubscribe and be all the more thankful for the "scholagladitoria" channel.

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 3 роки тому +84

    Mad respect to halfling Cooks, Chefs, and Housewives/Husbands.
    They would have time for nothing else but cooking and cleaning the cooking stuff

    • @Y2KNW
      @Y2KNW 3 роки тому +6

      "Do you ever wonder why we grow SO MUCH food?"
      "...So we can eat it, of course."
      "Oh, right. Another row of potatoes, then?"

  • @HDBrown-wc9xt
    @HDBrown-wc9xt 3 роки тому +411

    I think if Shad was any kind of Tolkien character he would’ve a dwarf. His personality and temperament is so Dwarfish

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 3 роки тому +71

      Shad: *uploads 30-minute video explaining the flaws of nunchucks*
      UA-camrs: *replies with their own videos attempting to counter Shad*
      Me: “Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of dwarves.”
      Also Shad: *eventually uploads 90-minute counter video to the counter videos, thoroughly attacking the arguments until there is virtually nothing left standing*

    • @seanwhitehall4652
      @seanwhitehall4652 3 роки тому +27

      STICK IS GOOD. DON'T BREAK STICK.

    • @jamesbonnell4597
      @jamesbonnell4597 3 роки тому +5

      ...and dwarfs don’t have hair-covered feet.

    • @jorgelotr3752
      @jorgelotr3752 3 роки тому +5

      That would be weird. I thought dwarves saw swords as weapons for weaklings. The only weapon that can come close to a battle axe as big as them is a hammer of a similar size, if you are more into whacking than splitting.
      There are enough human tribes in the Middle Earth (includding the three hobbit tribes) to get one with dwarfish temperament. Or maybe half-dwarfs, if such a thing can exist (not sure if Aüle's children can have progeny with Ilúvatar's children).

    • @elizabethashley42
      @elizabethashley42 3 роки тому +3

      He absolutey behaved like a dwarf all the way through this video even while he was pretending to be a hobbit 😂

  • @jasonl8326
    @jasonl8326 3 роки тому +29

    This is what strongmen/powerlifters have to do everyday in order to maintain their weight/strength, and most say it's the worst part of their training routine and can be somewhat demoralizing. Some even get up in the middle of the night to squeeze in a meal

    • @johnevans347
      @johnevans347 2 роки тому

      I remember watching a video of the daily intake of Olympic athletes, something like 10000 calories a day.

    • @jasonl8326
      @jasonl8326 2 роки тому

      @@johnevans347 Yeah I remember Michael Phelps was famous for his huge caloric intake.

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 Рік тому

      Yeah, I have to eat kinda like this when I'm training for a role, and it's easily one of the things I look forward to the least 😂😖

  • @anarchistviking5837
    @anarchistviking5837 3 роки тому +202

    Them, four Aussies who are fully grown: nearly killed us.
    Me a young man who hasn't finished puberty: when's second breakfast?

    • @kelvinsantiago7061
      @kelvinsantiago7061 3 роки тому +5

      Hahahahahaha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I get you man wow 😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣.

    • @Cjinglaterra
      @Cjinglaterra 3 роки тому +18

      I remember those days. I could eat two or three times as much at 12 as I can at 33.

    • @phoenixarts2834
      @phoenixarts2834 3 роки тому +1

      I can relate lol

    • @smugreptile6695
      @smugreptile6695 3 роки тому +2

      The difference when you can eat 22 pancakes at 12 and only 5 or 6 at 25. Its a big shocker.

    • @davycrockett1112
      @davycrockett1112 3 роки тому +2

      My 10 year old nephew, who lives next door, would agree. He told.me once he had only been full one time all year, s s that day he said he had gone back forth between our houses to get 6 meals.

  • @TheJim9191
    @TheJim9191 3 роки тому +79

    "Taking jewelry to strange places" was so pythonesque it cracked me up
    "Listen, strange jewelers hidin' in mountains, distributin' rings is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power
    derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical volcanic ceremony!"

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 3 роки тому +5

      *BE QUIET!*

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn 3 роки тому +6

      @@eldorados_lost_searcher You see! You see! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

    • @Hybris51129
      @Hybris51129 3 роки тому +3

      "Bloody peasant!"

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 3 роки тому +3

      Well I didn't vote for him...
      The entire Australian government system right there.

  • @dolomaticus1180
    @dolomaticus1180 3 роки тому +80

    I truly enjoy how his friends keep looking at him like "DUDE...you lost your mind...Well he is being normal"

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 3 роки тому +33

    Next on Functional fandom: Drink like a Lannister.
    "Hi, I'm Shad and today I drink my own weight in wine...."

  • @blankistblankophobe9078
    @blankistblankophobe9078 3 роки тому +39

    I guess I've always pictured breakfast, luncheon, and dinner as full meals, while 2nd breakfast, elevensies, and supper would be smaller meals or light snacks while afternoon tea would simply be tea or coffee with biscuits or cucumber sandwiches for an afternoon refresher.
    One also must consider that Hobbits are an agricultural people who are probably working dawn till dusk at intense physical labor, hence requiring more calories. Also, they mentioned that Hobbits probably have supercharged metabolisms.

    • @danielteeuw3188
      @danielteeuw3188 3 роки тому +2

      i always thought second breakfast is a full meal to

    • @worldtraveler930
      @worldtraveler930 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, that's pretty much my thinking.

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 3 роки тому +2

      how they even have time to work with all this eating?

    • @MrJturner74
      @MrJturner74 3 роки тому +2

      You forgot the Hobbit pipeweed.

  • @Musicownz1997
    @Musicownz1997 3 роки тому +135

    lmao this is the relationship between true friends.
    *Friend struggles*
    Shad: you're soft! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Mordring
      @Mordring 3 роки тому +8

      A proper bromance, indeed.

  • @8adeight
    @8adeight 3 роки тому +197

    I am dismayed that they missed the line: Sam: "You finished it." Frodo: "Not quite. There's room for a little more."

  • @Enyavar1
    @Enyavar1 3 роки тому +37

    So, after eating themsrlves to death, nothing is seen or heard of Shad's team for a week?
    Well..., 'everything is a poison, and the dosage determines toxicity' - Paracelsus

  • @mojo1013
    @mojo1013 3 роки тому +210

    Shad: Has chronic fatigue
    Also Shad: Displays the most energetic and borderline wrathful consumption of food I have ever seen

    • @LeviathanSpeaks1469
      @LeviathanSpeaks1469 3 роки тому +12

      *MOAR WINE Energy Intensifies*

    • @dtavs_exe
      @dtavs_exe 3 роки тому +2

      Didn't he have already an operation to correct that?

    • @Kitsunary
      @Kitsunary 3 роки тому +5

      He is sitting for most of it, so it's probably not as bad. His fatigue is mostly affected by activity.

    • @goukeban6197
      @goukeban6197 2 роки тому +1

      @@dtavs_exe And lost a bit of weight after that.

  • @wyldetimesreviews
    @wyldetimesreviews 3 роки тому +175

    “Breakfast is behind, the 2nd is ahead,
    And there are many meals we're fed,
    Through luncheon to the afternoon tea,
    Eat until the stars we see.
    Then dinner behind and supper ahead,
    We'll wander back to home and bed.
    Ale and pancakes, eggs and soup,
    We all shall puke! We all shall puke!
    Sauce and rice, and meat and bread,
    And then to bed! And then to bed!"

    • @aleksamrkela831
      @aleksamrkela831 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment right here.

    • @HeHasGiven
      @HeHasGiven 3 роки тому +1

      Wonderful

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex 3 роки тому +3

      I hate you, I love you, I hate that I love you 🎶

    • @deviantworld1507
      @deviantworld1507 3 роки тому

      As an amateur Poet myself, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 💘💕❤💗💖

    • @ericbrown621
      @ericbrown621 3 роки тому +3

      The worst part is this still works with the really uncomfortable shot of Denethor eating a tomato

  • @DeathstroketheTerminator
    @DeathstroketheTerminator 3 роки тому +166

    This whole channel was just a trick he lured us in with all the historical weaponry and magic system talk only so he could have a big audience when eventually he starts more comedy like skits

    • @caelodevorago608
      @caelodevorago608 3 роки тому +3

      Fuck... We fell into the trap!

    • @maplemayhem1988
      @maplemayhem1988 3 роки тому +5

      @@caelodevorago608 A trap worth falling for

    • @LuxisAlukard
      @LuxisAlukard 3 роки тому +1

      No, this channel was trick to make large enough audience so he knows a lots of people will buy his books

    • @TheDunestyler
      @TheDunestyler 3 роки тому

      very dedicated ruse.

  • @SkitSkat674
    @SkitSkat674 3 роки тому +12

    I always see this meal schedule as maybe how a farmer or rancher would eat. Usually you get up early 5 or 6 ib morning. First breakfast would be something quick to eat to hold you over until chores were done. Maybe a biscuit and quick cup of coffee. Then off to feed the animals. Then your second breakfast which is a full meal. Then off to work again with snacks in between meals for extra energy. Having this much food and thus kind of meal schedule doesn't really work out unless you're a hard worker and busy all day.

  • @Scoobydoo-ju9ch
    @Scoobydoo-ju9ch 3 роки тому +127

    This is just a video of 4 Australians attempting to do what Americans do every year at Thanksgiving but spaced over a day

    • @terraglade
      @terraglade 3 роки тому +10

      unsure if im insulted or complimented. Either way this is correct XD

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 3 роки тому +2

      Seems legit

    • @Shagamaw-100
      @Shagamaw-100 3 роки тому +5

      If so they better not skip out on the pie Americans love it, especially apple.

    • @GabiN64
      @GabiN64 3 роки тому

      He's Australian? I always thought he was British lol.

    • @Shagamaw-100
      @Shagamaw-100 3 роки тому +1

      @@GabiN64 And Mormon too.

  • @shadfacts6465
    @shadfacts6465 3 роки тому +147

    Shad Fact: Shad's light work outs include bench pressing full cement truck, pulling small mountains back and forth, and some yoga.

    • @shiranuiprestonsaga8867
      @shiranuiprestonsaga8867 3 роки тому +12

      Yoga Dang the man is Hardcore

    • @TzarBomb
      @TzarBomb 3 роки тому +2

      "Shad Facts" what the what? 🙃

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 3 роки тому +10

      @@TzarBomb you can find a Shad fact under each of Shad's videos.

    • @ahmaddzaki1488
      @ahmaddzaki1488 3 роки тому

      You creep

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 роки тому +5

      Yoga is important for core strength. Moving mountains is more of a hobby

  • @Ezekiel_0121
    @Ezekiel_0121 3 роки тому +114

    Alternative title: Shaddeus Underhill undergoes insanity while eating from dawn till dusk.

    • @darksamich1173
      @darksamich1173 3 роки тому +5

      ITS SHADDEUS

    • @darksamich1173
      @darksamich1173 3 роки тому +1

      IT’S quite apparent that you aren’t fun to hang out with

  • @bryan314
    @bryan314 3 роки тому +22

    Bah, there was only one of you that is a proper hobbit. Ben is a proper hobbit, then we have two dwarves and an elf. Well done Ben!

    • @user-qj1bt1uv2n
      @user-qj1bt1uv2n 2 роки тому +2

      Correction:
      One Hobbit, One Dwarf, One Orc, One Elf.

  • @scottmantooth8785
    @scottmantooth8785 3 роки тому +55

    *could it be that actual Hobbits have such an insanely rapid metabolism that it actually does require seven meals a day to keep them from becoming famished and falling over and becoming inadvertent trip hazards to others?*

    • @felixtheswiss
      @felixtheswiss 3 роки тому +7

      No Frodo and Sam made it for a long time on Lembas (whatever power bars that is)

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 3 роки тому +18

      @@felixtheswiss bear in mind lembas can fill the stomach of a grown man with one bite. So it should handily sustain a pair of hobbits.

    • @pobreviejo741
      @pobreviejo741 3 роки тому +7

      The Hobbits seem to represent a Medieval sort of existance. I'd imagine that they spent all day working like Medieval villagers, so they'd work it off, instead of letting it all accumulate like that poor unfortunate at Shad's right.
      Wouldn't the food they eat be very simple, which should go down better--and stay there?

    • @kzizzles8329
      @kzizzles8329 3 роки тому +2

      Or they are simply less efficient at actually absorbing nutrients and thus need more

    • @fluffydementor
      @fluffydementor 3 роки тому +2

      That's actually a really good point. Smaller creatures do have faster metabolism. Take a bird vs an elephant. The bird seem to eat less but that's because of the difference in size. If you compare the food/size ratio you would see that the bird has a higher food/size ratio.
      As hobbits are half the size of a regular human with 5 meals a day, it's very possible that real hobbits would have higher food/size ratio. But we have to consider that half the size is not that big of a difference in size, so the higher food quantity would be very noticeable. But even from 5 to 7 meals is not that big of a difference l.

  • @krisswiftt
    @krisswiftt 3 роки тому +42

    "You know how small that is, because I'm a hobbit! That means it's half the size of what you'd think it is!" We know Shad, we know. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rogerda62
    @Rogerda62 3 роки тому +16

    The suspense with Ben at the end was...gut wrenching 😜

  • @Shifang
    @Shifang 2 роки тому +6

    You could eat seven meals, but they'd have to be smaller ones. It's slightly more structured than grazing. If you treat the luncheon and supper like the biggest meals of the day, the rest are basically just snack breaks. Farmers used to eat quite a bit back in the day because they were working so hard and needed the extra calories, so I always figured the hobbits were mostly farmers and the ones that did something else still ate more or less like everyone else because they were used to it. That sirloin looked really tasty!

  • @warped_rider
    @warped_rider 3 роки тому +128

    "Oh christ, he's a starting early today."
    - Shad's neighbors

    • @sternis1
      @sternis1 3 роки тому +23

      "And he's got friends with him.
      ...and they're eating all the food in the neighborhood! Quick, lock the storage room!"

    • @charlesballiet7074
      @charlesballiet7074 3 роки тому +4

      @@sternis1 really a panic buy at their local grocery store

  • @jaksilver3656
    @jaksilver3656 3 роки тому +73

    "Wherein Shad discovers he has potential as a competitive eater"

  • @TheWilkReport
    @TheWilkReport 3 роки тому +12

    I do believe Tolkien wrote that Hobbits eat six meals a day "when they can get them," but goes no further in describing their eating habits. Presumably the meals are smaller in proportion than a full-sized human meal, but also smaller overall, so as to provide the necessary energy throughout the day as opposed to devouring three larger meals.

  • @Sturdy_Penguin
    @Sturdy_Penguin 3 роки тому +28

    Hey Shad! I am currently reading Rhythm of War and I noticed that you were in the acknowledgements for reference for historical combat, in the book. I've been a fan of yours for a while and it is so cool to read and think "Oh man! That sounds like an addition by Shad!" when reading some of the fight scenes and remembering videos you've made talking about the same topic. The example that comes to mind is when you did the video on the murderstroke in that anime and spoke about stopping an overhand blow mid-swing before it could build up momentum.

  • @honorableviking1570
    @honorableviking1570 3 роки тому +14

    I just wanted to highlight here at the end, this is what tolkien meant! As they raised their glasses together in good company among friends and with full bellies there is no greater joy! This was a great video shad!

  • @gryphonprovenzano3156
    @gryphonprovenzano3156 3 роки тому +95

    Only later finds out that the exact hobbit diet was based on the 1900’s English eating Habits,
    Shad: OH SO I COULD HAVE SURVIVED?!?!!!?

    • @rosemarielee7775
      @rosemarielee7775 3 роки тому +7

      Specifically university professors!

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 3 роки тому +7

      I was questioning the portion sizes they chose for most of the seven meals.

    • @foxyfoxington2651
      @foxyfoxington2651 3 роки тому +5

      If they wanted to mimic 1900s English eating habits they missed a few meals... Namely: Twelveses, St. Matthew's Meal, Apres Lunch, Midnight Feast, and 2am Snack.

    • @AdamMansbridge
      @AdamMansbridge 3 роки тому

      When the West discovered Korea, they legit found hobbits. Many meals each day, little work, much idleness

  • @onadiscount5774
    @onadiscount5774 3 роки тому +32

    " one ring to rule them all" was actually the story of the Hobbit-butt handling the aftermath of all that food

  • @dantebanducci235
    @dantebanducci235 3 роки тому +94

    “We ate like hobbits for one day and it nearly killed us”
    No you didn’t. How do I know? Because you’re a MORMON and that means NO ALE! 😜

    • @MrByakkoneko
      @MrByakkoneko 3 роки тому +19

      “It comes in PINTS?”

    • @whiteass4ssin118
      @whiteass4ssin118 3 роки тому +8

      @@MrByakkoneko "I'm getting one!"

    • @dudeonacow9917
      @dudeonacow9917 3 роки тому +3

      "But you have already had a hole half-er already!"

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 3 роки тому +2

      There are Mormon hobbits you know. They were just out on various adventures during the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings stories... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Zac_Craig-Claveau
    @Zac_Craig-Claveau 3 роки тому +100

    No joke, watching this right after second breakfast

    • @stephtros9029
      @stephtros9029 3 роки тому +4

      I eat enough for 1st and 2nd breakfast to be done at the same time

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 3 роки тому +4

      @AileDiablo I hope nobody listens to this horrible fucking advice..

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 роки тому +1

      People underestimate how fucking serious it is to not have a second breakfast when you are working a field since 6am lol

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 3 роки тому +5

      @AileDiablo You don't put yourself into a calorie deficit consuming 3000-5000 calories a day by goin to the gym 2 or 3 times a week. Which is the only way you lose weight, is by being in a calorie deficit. Along with saying eat with your hands and shoveling it in? You should just delete the nonsense you posted.
      Edit: my bad 8000 calories in a day, 15 apples and 3 bananas, lmao. Also you ARE trying to give advice. Reread your stupid post. "Use your hands to increase the frequency of how much you eat, to the point it hurts to talk" ????? Wtf, I can't deal with this nonsense. Delete this crap, some people desperate to lose weight will see this and think it's a good idea. (It obviously isn't, for ANYONE of ANY size)

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 3 роки тому +3

      @AileDiablo There is no way I can eat alot with a fork? Why? Does the fork give extra calories per bite? This is nonsense, all of it. I am 6'5" 225 pounds. I go to the gym 4-6 times per week. I don't want to eat so much it hurts to talk, why would I? Are you trying to give advice on how to win a diabetes eating contest or something? Wtf is wrong with you?

  • @josefblack
    @josefblack 3 роки тому +132

    "I didn't have any flour, so I used cement mix." No, no. Wrong fantasy setting entirely. That's Dwarf bread from Discworld!

    • @justinjanicki6561
      @justinjanicki6561 3 роки тому +6

      Or stone bread from Old Warhammer Fantasy

    • @aragorn1780
      @aragorn1780 3 роки тому +1

      Also the pancakes from one of the Ernest movies! XD

    • @Kevin-rx7lm
      @Kevin-rx7lm 3 роки тому +12

      They're also eating it wrong: you're meant to gaze at it, think about how you're not yet desperate enough to eat it, and the sheer relief will ease the pinch of hunger
      Optional step: sharpen and swing at your enemies

    • @ToaCody1
      @ToaCody1 3 роки тому

      That was actually a plot point in "Ma and Pa Kettle at the Fair".

    • @MayYourGodGoWithYou
      @MayYourGodGoWithYou 3 роки тому

      Would like to see the rat on a stick meals

  • @uyakoll
    @uyakoll 3 роки тому +10

    I would love to see how viable it is to train inexperienced people to fight "bandits". For example, the hero comes to a repressed town of mostly elderly, women, and children. The hero teaches them to fight in a week or less and they defend the town and free themselves. (you could commission the local Hema group to play the bandits) and LARP of course for safety reasons.

  • @jseeburger
    @jseeburger 3 роки тому +10

    This functional fandom thing is amazing. I need more.

  • @Señor-Donjusticia
    @Señor-Donjusticia 3 роки тому +33

    In a way, the ability of an “inhuman” hobbit to eat so much more makes a bit of sense. Smaller creatures tend to eat more than larger creatures in terms of body weight, such as how insects typically eat their own body weight in food.

  • @HobbitNinjaWizard
    @HobbitNinjaWizard 3 роки тому +79

    "Tea is at 4, but come when ever you like!" ~Bilbo Baggins

    • @laurelelasselin
      @laurelelasselin 3 роки тому +1

      pretty sure it was 'any of you are welcome at any time' that's what it says in my copy anyway

    • @HobbitNinjaWizard
      @HobbitNinjaWizard 3 роки тому

      @@laurelelasselin I didn't check to see if I was word for word, I just recited the quote from memory. So you're probably right! :D

    • @HobbitNinjaWizard
      @HobbitNinjaWizard 3 роки тому

      @@laurelelasselin I just checked--yes, you're right! :D

  • @michaelguenot6177
    @michaelguenot6177 3 роки тому +58

    Diabeto: “That’s a fairly small amount of HelloFresh for an average-sized hobbit, I’d say?”

  • @TheMapleBean
    @TheMapleBean 3 роки тому +13

    Shad: *water boards himself*
    Auto-generated captions:[music] [applause]

  • @shaggydestroyerofworlds2208
    @shaggydestroyerofworlds2208 3 роки тому +66

    With all the power they have absorbed all at once, the boy's natural fat is going to become so dense that it'll compress into natural sword-proof armour. They'll be unstoppable!

    • @Elkator955
      @Elkator955 3 роки тому

      They may be sword proof, but that's what the pommel is for.

  • @persefoniajax
    @persefoniajax 3 роки тому +141

    I offer up this comment as a sacrifice to our algorithm overlords.

  • @cassuttustshirt4949
    @cassuttustshirt4949 3 роки тому +293

    Pippin: complaining about not having a second breakfast
    Aragorn: Tosses him an apple.
    Pippin: What, am I a joke to you?

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 3 роки тому +9

      I read this in Pippin's voice

    • @purplelibraryguy8729
      @purplelibraryguy8729 3 роки тому +11

      Pippin's a joke to everyone. Sorry, Pip.

    • @cassuttustshirt4949
      @cassuttustshirt4949 3 роки тому +11

      @@purplelibraryguy8729 "FOOL OF A TOOK! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!!" And fucking with the palantir, pledging your service to Denethor....He's a good friend though! And brave as shit! Gotta give him that.
      Sam was the true hero of the story, if you ask me. I know it was the ring, but Frodo was a broken shell of a Hobbit, who did the Isuldur thing and refused to destroy the ring.
      (This is all from books, not movies, before you question my fandom ;-D)

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 3 роки тому +1

      @@cassuttustshirt4949 He also killed a cave troll in the books.

  • @deespaeth8180
    @deespaeth8180 3 роки тому +8

    Please bear in mind, Jackson added the 7th meal. TOLKIEN only had 6. Hobbits "needed" these meals because, in theory at least, they were working hard and needed the extra calories. Just because 6 meals are available does NOT mean we eat all 6 everyday. Consider farmer Maggot and family, who had the one large meal and then went to bed. Not all Hobbits do this. I usually only do 3 meals, with afternoon tea.

    • @missanne2908
      @missanne2908 Рік тому

      In addition, Tolkien mentioned that Hobbits loved good plain food. The best approximation of the types of food that Hobbits would eat would be that of an Edwardian farmer. As a gentlehobbit, Bilbo would have his meat delivered to him by his butcher instead of slaughtering it himself, but other than that there is no indication of a hobbit haute cuisine for the upper classes. Tolkien was wavered about including New World foods: he edited out a mention of tomatoes in his abridged _The Hobbit,_ but referenced potatoes in _The Two Towers._ A big part of afternoon tea was cakes. It would have been nice it one of the meals had included mushrooms, since hobbits love them so much.

    • @SteveRogers0768
      @SteveRogers0768 Рік тому

      Bilbo does eat a second breakfast in The Hobbit book, which may be why Jackson added that

  • @thesleepershark4265
    @thesleepershark4265 3 роки тому +29

    "We laugh more as death approaches" is such a mood. Even more funny as they became more delirious as the video goes on.

  • @alandsalihy4989
    @alandsalihy4989 3 роки тому +56

    As a halfling in D&D you can hide behind a person that is bigger than you as a rogue and I was wondering how functional would that be in a real life situation.

    • @DragonLordNight
      @DragonLordNight 2 роки тому +3

      I think from the right angles and taking in account the size and builds of both people ya could hide behind someone for a bit

  • @ChanakyanStudent7971
    @ChanakyanStudent7971 3 роки тому +76

    More shadiversity content?
    Well, ain't it like getting gifts without it being Christmas

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Рік тому +3

    I appreciate the “Underhill Identity Theft” bit, but I think Shad’s true Hobbit surname should include the word “Brook” since his real surname is Brooks.