This is why I don't cook...🙄
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- Опубліковано 10 кві 2023
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Telling the man to slice his carrot. 💀
Hilarious.
I'm leaving this on 69 likes 😆
Bruh that’s Talia’s job 🤣
@@stefjt2664 💀
I was expecting him to ask if he should use the hands or the peeler.
Actual footage of me trying to learn how to cook from my mom
Bro your mom a baddie
Fr she be looking peng bro 😅
u make sex jokes with ur mom?
She bad as hell
you got the likes but at what cost… 💀
That “sure” though 💀
Simon had a point tho
@@jamworthy14no
@@miguelvale756 wdym No. An end is subjective with a circle. It's different thing that onion isn't a circle but less give em that
@@jamworthy14 you mean a sphere. If someone points a gun to your head and tells you to point out the ends of the onion you're gonna get it right cause it's obviously the two extrusions on both sides. Not the smooth surface between.
@@miguelvale756 that's what I said mate 🌚. A circle don't have no end but onion ain't a circle
Talia has the patience of a Saint.
Poor Simon 😂
i dont think he is poor
still doesn't know how to cut a carrot tho
Poor Talia
Man doesn't know how to cook a meal. He's 30
@@alanjames2889he's still taking home the bag though
Man lagged out at the end😂😂
“ why I don’t cook or why I can’t cook ?” 😂😂
At least talia knows everything 😉😉 as I heard
Edit : I post shorts if anyone interested
Don’t care mate
I'm not interested
"Peel the carrot."
"With my hands?"
Kinda baffling that a man who's nearly 30 can't cook, let alone peel an onion 👀
nearly??? dude pushin 40 😂😂
He is a man at the end he doesn’t have too
@@jonathancharles3719 retarded take
@@jonathancharles3719 A man absolutely needs to know how to cook for himself. It's a basic skill every single person on Earth should know.
@@dylan_was_taken if u have wife why would u ?
Never got why some really can't cook. You at least saw people cooking irl or on a video. Also top 3 things to do as a couple btw
It's coz when he was living with JJ they had a chef or they'd order or eat out
Top 3 my ass 🤣🤣 Why cook when you can get a pro to do it for you😏
@@clevelandcaveliers12cooking is 100% a fun couples activity, the fun part is making it not eating it, and it's more rewarding for the both of you when you make something together, it's bonding.
@@hugo-ig7klthat's why I'm single lol
wdym@@ChickenMusiala
simon is literally me and talia would be my man lmao
Ur man is a women tell him I said that lol
@Adolf Hitler adolf WHAT
@Adolf Hitler love the username
@Adolf Hitler or gay man? 🤔
@Adolf Hitler useless comment lol
He said “With my hands or with a peeler” so confidently 😂😂
He’s 30 and can’t even cook himself a meal, that’s actually quite sad 😂
The sad thing is that he is more succesfull than youl
@@trixzy3370dickriding someone that doesn't know you is wild
@@trixzy3370 Flexing someone else's success that has no idea you exist. Grow up little boy
@@NovA_UK bro how am i flexing?
@@NovA_UK im just saying hes more succesfull than him and he cant even Cook.
Honestly, it's a miracle he can do anything at all..
What does that even mean? Nothing to do with the video
If man wasn't rich and have someone do everything for him, he'd literally die
If man wasn't rich and have someone do everything for him, he'd literally have learnt these things by now
It would piss me off if my other half didn’t know how to cook. In fact they wouldn’t be my other half
You don't have another half
@@clevelandcaveliers12 lmaoo the truth is brutal
If that other half was rich and didn’t need to know how to cook then I’m sure u would stay with them
@@clevelandcaveliers12😂😂😂
Miniminter and Simon fighting internally to avoid telling a sex joke
This is how privilege detaches you from life lmfao
well now you're reaching cuzI'm no millionaire but I hate cooking
Just because he can't cook a meal doesn't he can't make himself lunch and stuff
privilege as if he didn’t grind for years to get to this
These guys in the Sortedfood studio blows my mind
Man being a chef and watching you do this is pure pain.
Im not a chef but as a person who knows to cook i can feel your pain 💀
I’m a 14 year old boy and this is painful
Never tell a man
"Grab your carrot and peel it"
I felt that 💯😂
As a professional it scares me how Talia is holding her knife
shes holding a knife fine tf you on
It’s more embarrassing that a grown man doesn’t know how to, not just cook, but have basic kitchen knowledge
@@datcheesecakeboi6745 having your index finger over the spine is not holding it fine💀 she’s not even slicing correctly
@@SaucinFlores1513 thank you 🙏🙏
@@blackferdinand2260 that's not embarrassing at all
"Trying not to make a sex joke" ayyy lol very relatable!
Im convinced he had oxygen deficiency in the womb
why ?
@@lerinnegansurpuissant3327because hea not very bright
Funny how Talia as the better cook, actually takes both ends of the union off, which is wrong😂
Not in a pro kitchen
Yh I work in a kitchen n ur menna take both ends off
Well you’re wrong, you’re meant to cut both ends
I’m not a pro but imma say both ends need to go as well
How do you cut onions then?
I always wonder how men that never learned to make a meal even survive.
fast food
“WUUUT”
“Base to base” I would’ve cut the wrong way Ngl
I wonder how Simons food tech teacher dealt with him as a child
not every school teaches food.
@@ZebraLuv he is from the UK and almost every single school teaches food tech but I understand what I mean,I was just trying to make a jk
Manz is a Kardashian 😂😂😂
It's not a circle, it's a sphere. And not even that
Cylinder*
That "shure" was personal
I was in so much pain watching both of them attempt to dice an onion
the fact that talia is giving crystal clear, step by step instructions makes this even funnier
"Wait what...". 😂😂😂
"An end is subjective in a circle" BRO ITS A FUCKIN ONION, THE ROOTS ARE THE END
😂 the end “WAIT WHAT?”
That "what" broke the sound barrier
That 3rd goal is too insane bruh
I feel Simon in this situation, I can barely make macaroni
I’m an 11 year old chef and I can say that Simon, ur lucky that talia knows how to cook. That is some abismal onion peeling.😭😭😭😭
why do you have access to the internet lol, someone protect shabab cause it's not safe in here
Mate your feminine 11 and sensitive go cook and play with your friends
Get out of the internet lil bro. Come back when you're older and thank me later.
the fact this kid is 11 and know the definition of abismal while I don't is brutal
Kid, get off the internet ffs.
To be fair, "base to base" was just incorrect instructions.
He’s asking legit questions and giving true statements 😂😂
And this man was the judge of the cooking video lmao
Bro just got the most clear carrot instructions and said “what?”
Also chopping off the ends of an onion isn’t a good choice. Cut it in half and slice, it’s a lot easier.
This has to have a part 2
"Wait what? "😂
Pro tip: To avoid tears, don't cut the root part before you've diced the onion. Cut across it, then dice. Or however you want to cut it.
He was so baffled at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You don’t cut the end off an onion when you start, that’s what makes it bleed and that is what makes you “cry” when cutting onions
base to base? that lost me aswell 😂😂
She acc has the most jarring voice, I haven’t watched a miniminter video in years, why is my shorts plagued by his
Simon bruh it's common sense with cooking man🤣
Cooking GOOD is most definitely not common sense 💀 I agree tho , peeling and slicing a carrot and onion should be simple , and he hasn’t even reached the cooking stage. 🤣 minterrrrr
@@getspun6961 he's being dumb for the content
Too be fair, some cooking terms are hard to comprehend without visual examples
That "can you help me"
“an end is subjective with a circle”
already messed up cutting the end of the onion makes u cry
His knowledge and her knife grip 💀
Yes the knife grip is hard to watch don't need to put your finger on top of it ever
How not to cry with an onion. Just don’t cut the side with the root. Cut from the other side and leave the root in tact.
That's literally me learning how to cook with my mom
Base to base was wrong tho, I see how he got confused at the end hahahahah, with "base to base" I'd think she means from the bottom to the top
“Base to base. Small circles”
@@voke4553 base to base still = from top to bottom and simon processing "thinly slice", then "base to base" then "small circles" he overloaded hahahah
There is no top or bottom in a carrot so yes base to base is correct.
the utter confusion when trying to understand how to cut the carrot🤣🤣
They couldn't afford Glen Mcgrath so they got him instead.😂
Bro called a sphere shaped circle😂
you don't cut off the root part of the onion you slice through it to half the onion then finely dice it.
When i cut onions i dont actually cry
Simon literally just had a windows error come up 😂
Definition of weaponised incompetence
We need a part 2
This man ain’t grafted a day in his life 😂😂
KSI: "Are you DOMB!?"
"circle" says Simon holding a sphere
never cut the eye off an onion, thats how it makes you cry
Tip don't wanna cry don't cut the root end off
This guy is 30 btw
It’s irritating that they don’t cut in in half before peeling it
LET HIM COOK
Nah somehow Simon is a convincing troller
This is literally me cooking with my mum
There not supposed to fit the ends because that’s what will make you cry
This is why I went to culinary school for 5 years , not to work as a cook, but just to know how to 😂😂😂
Not a circle but the principle still applies.
Simon be cooking on and off sidemen i see
This is why you peal the onion before cutting then cut down the onion through both roots which will stop the onion from bleeding making your eyes water😅
Me in food Tek at school
We need more cooking with Talia
The math nerd inside me died when he called a spherical onion a circle.
Who let this man cook
Don’t tend to cut the ends off an onion else it bleeds
Doesn’t every car make that noise when reversing?😂
Deji makes JJ look intelligent.
If you use a sharp knife and chop cleanly then an onion won't make you cry. It is the juices that make you cry and they aren't anywhere near as bad if your knife is sharp.
and cut the ends of at late as possible
Simon represents me 😂 I can't cook, too difficult, too messy, too frustrating
I don't enjoy it at all😅
Miniminter got a good attitude, wants to make sure he's doing it right
Well Talia also doesnt know how to cut a onion
@miniminter bro I'm a chef 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Base to base is completely different