90% Legs 85% Ribbon -3% something else Scientists will say the math doesn't add up, but then again Kronii is the time lord and thus is not bound by time and space and common math like the rest of us mortals
So on top of having one of the most ecchi designs made by her wonderful artist. She is also top heavy irl, Kronii must have felt great after that compliment.
@@kenjethao7774 I mean, can be busty IRL but the model is just waaaay too overdone. Because I doubt she is THAT leggy irl, unless she is part spider crab.
Thanks for the clip! I was actually VOD gang for this, so I was kinda taken aback hearing about this out of context. But I think it’s sweet to see Kronii embrace her girly side.
As a straight guy, I don't see anything un-straight about complimenting another guy's appearance or noting when a guy is attractive. Humanity just has standards for these things and it doesn't hurt to say something nice. Provided it's acceptable in social context, of course.
I feel like girls complement each other all the time and talk about how they're so pretty and what they like about them, but a guy apparently can't compliment another guy without being into him-which is a whole different thing I really have a problem with. I guess the easiest way to phrase it is I can recognize attraction without being attracted to it that way. My type is more "manly" like Kiryu Kazama and I largely dislike pretty boy/host types like Claude from Three Houses because they just feel so fake.
@@BoyzbyI mean, a guy still can and there are instances where a guy complimenting another isn't just them being into the guy. "I like your cut", "Nice fit", all that sorta stuff is pretty common and have been standardized especially in internet culture.
Out of all the things I expected to ever escape her mouth, the ribbon being real, certainly was not one of them. Although trust me, I'm not complaining I'll be damned
"Girls compliment like "hey, nice ribbon", and people take that as a compliment, but how does that work with a guy? like do you say- "Hey, nice-" *wheeze* like what do you say to that?" "Nice clock bro" "Thank you bro, yours too"
I think they were probably trying to compliment her, i suspect as the warden of time, her youthful appearance might have confused them! Also, this probably means she still hasnt lost all that weight she was dieting for too! 😅
My headcannon for Cover finding their talents will always be Talent first, Vtuber concept art later. Because once they find the right person, they'll add their personal features to the Vtuber.
Hey Nerrev! Glad to see you’re still doing well along with the channel. I haven’t had much time to watch streams but I still appreciate the Kronii clips to see what’s up. Keep up the good work!
Alright Then, Looks Like The Ribbon Was No Joke Folks! If People Are Asking If They Are Natural Then That's A Huge Compliment! Now The Question Is Who's Bigger, The Kronster Or Calli!
Some people just have insane genetics, all there is to it. Everyone's standards for themselves are different at the end of the day, like a tall person politely disagreeing when someone says "wow, you're so tall" because they grew up among even taller people.
Well the average asian lady has not big ribbons. They expect westerners to have big ribbons ( 'CAUSE 'MURCIA) but if someone like kornii comes along it does raise curiosity
It's good to hear that the ribbon is made out of organic materials, eco friendly Kronii.
Recyclable Kronii
Low carbon footprint Kronii
Seaturtle friendly Kronii
yeah, IKR :v
I never thought about that, when women with fake breasts decompose in graves their breast implants must still stay intact after the body is gone
Biodegradable ribbons
Girls: “Omg! Is that Ribbon real?”
Boys: “Woah….Nice Clock.”
“Thanks man, you too”
@@NeroAl 🗿
90% Legs
9% Ribbon
1% Something else
90% Legs
85% Ribbon
-3% something else
Scientists will say the math doesn't add up, but then again Kronii is the time lord and thus is not bound by time and space and common math like the rest of us mortals
Where does subway and gwak add in?
It's love. 🥹
@@fetatroll its SOMETHING to do with love, you could say, yea
1% depression
Kronii is indeed suffering from success.
"Do guys-"
No. In spite of what the chat says, no, we don't.
So on top of having one of the most ecchi designs made by her wonderful artist. She is also top heavy irl, Kronii must have felt great after that compliment.
I always thought she wasnt as busty irl cause her arms go through her chest during her 3d streams but who knows.
@@kenjethao7774 I mean, can be busty IRL but the model is just waaaay too overdone. Because I doubt she is THAT leggy irl, unless she is part spider crab.
Kronii and her stripper outfit. Never gets old. 🙈
Stripper outfit lol. She's rather tame compared to what Wada has designed in Fate series.
Well...
I guess supposedly "her" photo is either fake, after all. Or the clothes were too baggy...
2:43 We were so close, bros
Kronii: "guyyyys, don't focus so much on the ribbon"
Also Kronii:
Dude, nice clip bro. You're packin
Thanks bro👊
@@Nerrevbro, at least compliment him back.
I thought saying you too was weird in that situation so I didn't...
@@Nerrev Bro...
@@suspicious_pebbleyou've made it awkward, man. Damn...
Honestly, Kronii’s *ribbon* is pretty massive. It is understandable people would be amazed by its *perfection* and size…
She having contradiction in her heart from being weird out to prideful and want to admit she is perfect
Thanks for the clip! I was actually VOD gang for this, so I was kinda taken aback hearing about this out of context. But I think it’s sweet to see Kronii embrace her girly side.
I like the slight head tilt when she's trying to explain the story lmao 😂 The ribbon is real! 🙏🎀🙏
I love women.
Gotta love her laughs and giggles. NO ONE can resist the BIG Ribbon.
🎀 Now i can't even look at ribbon the same again, thank you kronii 🙏⏰🙏
The clock club’s two blocks down, clock woman
As a straight guy, I don't see anything un-straight about complimenting another guy's appearance or noting when a guy is attractive. Humanity just has standards for these things and it doesn't hurt to say something nice. Provided it's acceptable in social context, of course.
Nice clock
I feel like girls complement each other all the time and talk about how they're so pretty and what they like about them, but a guy apparently can't compliment another guy without being into him-which is a whole different thing I really have a problem with. I guess the easiest way to phrase it is I can recognize attraction without being attracted to it that way. My type is more "manly" like Kiryu Kazama and I largely dislike pretty boy/host types like Claude from Three Houses because they just feel so fake.
yo nice clock bro is it natural
@@BoyzbyI mean, a guy still can and there are instances where a guy complimenting another isn't just them being into the guy. "I like your cut", "Nice fit", all that sorta stuff is pretty common and have been standardized especially in internet culture.
Out of all the things I expected to ever escape her mouth, the ribbon being real, certainly was not one of them. Although trust me, I'm not complaining
I'll be damned
thats not how u use "trust me"
"Girls compliment like "hey, nice ribbon", and people take that as a compliment, but how does that work with a guy? like do you say- "Hey, nice-" *wheeze* like what do you say to that?"
"Nice clock bro"
"Thank you bro, yours too"
I’ve had two professional massages in my life. Thankfully they were both very professional and I enjoyed the massage.
You know, it have its own gravitational pull
Man... I will never be the same after this. This info actually blow my f*cking head off
3:36 You can see her *fighting* the urge not to quote it but she definitely knows where the leather club is.
Nothing weird about complimenting your homies' clocks in the locker room right guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
just a heads up, a person who gives massages professionally is called a masseuse (female) or masseur (male), not a massager
Massage therapist is the preferred term. Masseuse or masseur have negative connotations
what if they identify as a massager
Massage therapist is the technical term.
Masseuse and Masseur imply that there are sexual connotations.
@@fgcFoobiez How are those negative?
Massagists. Who cares 😂
Kronii out her verbally doing that model vs irl "ribbon" comparison trend that was going around last year.
There's a pattern starting to form of ample vtubers self-reporting on their behind-the-scenes ribbons.
So Kronii is the Calli of Promise
Kronii Is Perfect So Its Natural!
thank you for the clip!
Kronii's "ASSET"
THE RIBBON
THE RIBBON IS REEAAALLL
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I mean like literally her IRL and her model are same size.
she knows about deep dark fantasies???
…could she be any more perfect?
what is that?
gachi had a bit of a revival on twitch around the start of the plagues, van darkholme himself even became a streamer
I read "Massager" from the title as "Manager" and I was very concerned for a moment
Same
Same
I honestly think Hololive partially base their idols’ character design with the actual person’s personality AND actual physique in mind lol
I may have known about the ♂️ LEATHER ♂️
Sadly it's harder to tell a dude they're packed because you can't see what they're packing 99% of the time
So Kronii's "Ribbon" is canon
Just like danchou, “it’s” accurate irl😂
Soo, another day with discovering how PERFECT Kronii is
yeah "wdym lucky" is the correct reaction, mid size is still big and you don't fuck your back
Those milkers looks heavy ma'am
Can I hold them for you
Man I love Kronii ♥
Thank you Nerrev.👍
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the ribbon club's two blocks down.
She's actually big irl????? That's too OP wtf, please nerf, she's already perfect
I was not prepared to hear Deep Dark Fantasies, but here we are. Even though the leather club's two blocks down.
this kinda tangent was perhaps the very last sorta thing I expected to hear, somehow. But is also somehow reassuring too
Men's locker room is mostly guys showing who's the boss of the gym.
The ribbon is canon irl, well, i can't say so much, but wooow
So her 3d model is like, the most similar ?? Double wooow
fr. People be sayin anime girls are unrealistic standards
Kronii standard irl: u wot m8
@@Real_MisterSirpeople who say that never saw Noel
@@Real_MisterSir There's also Moona's measurements.
So she indeed slap her irl ribbon in 3d
Everyone love BIG RIBBON
HEY BRO NICE CLOCK
Kronii and her vast meme repertoire 😂😂😂
God I love Kronii's laugh, she's so adorable. Her ribbon is really so big!! xD
one thing is the model, but now we know
THE RIBBON PIECE IS REAL!!!!
Kronii looking down makes the whole story even more wholesome
Kronii: "Promise me you won't get weird about it"
Chat: "You've known us long enough to know we can't make that promise."
"Oh lucky" The reaction of every women without backpain and the worry for gravity, haha
She must have been wearing something extra form fitting to make it happen twice in a row.
I think they were probably trying to compliment her, i suspect as the warden of time, her youthful appearance might have confused them!
Also, this probably means she still hasnt lost all that weight she was dieting for too! 😅
"Nice clock, bro."
"Why, thank you bro, yours is nice too!."
Lol,
"Bro, you're PACKED"
"No touchy, bro! But thanks"
😂 That's funny, I think I should try this
it's nice hearing stories from character's perspective from time to time
My headcannon for Cover finding their talents will always be Talent first, Vtuber concept art later. Because once they find the right person, they'll add their personal features to the Vtuber.
the massage lady was more enthralled at her ribbon rather than her legs proportion
My mind was full of natural thoughts because of this
H-CUP PAIZURI
Kronii big naturals
Hey Nerrev! Glad to see you’re still doing well along with the channel. I haven’t had much time to watch streams but I still appreciate the Kronii clips to see what’s up. Keep up the good work!
Real? In opposite to what, metaphorical? Silicon is real, too.
I mean if I saw that ribbon irl, I would be surprised too.
"oh lucky" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if they get many people that are unnatural that they're always curious
Alright Then, Looks Like The Ribbon Was No Joke Folks! If People Are Asking If They Are Natural Then That's A Huge Compliment! Now The Question Is Who's Bigger, The Kronster Or Calli!
Kronii has some grand clocks.
"Masseuse," is the word for that occupation.
If they're so big to the point where multiple people ask if they're natural, I think that kinda loops back into itself, making them unnatural
The Krono equivalent is "Big tie"
Well she even more perfect 😂😂
Some people just have insane genetics, all there is to it. Everyone's standards for themselves are different at the end of the day, like a tall person politely disagreeing when someone says "wow, you're so tall" because they grew up among even taller people.
I read the thumbnail as her "manager" not "massager" and was like "Is that ok?"
In my experience, you just generally don't comment on another guy's "equipment," whether it's a compliment or a diss.
Its moreso you compliment their musculature, like "damn nice gains bro" (if they're a gymbro)
@@BobbyLvl138 Oh yeah, you certainly can do that. It's just that commenting on the actual downstairs region is something one generally avoids.
Poor awkward clock
2:00 the punchline is back pain.
"Nice clock bro" 😂
Thanks I grew them myself
Kronii quoting gachimuchi, she only gets better by the day
She could so easily be a dommy mommy.....ah how i dream of that
Same here!
Well the average asian lady has not big ribbons. They expect westerners to have big ribbons ( 'CAUSE 'MURCIA) but if someone like kornii comes along it does raise curiosity
Exactly, these coomers don't go outside.
Woah nice Clock
“Wow amazing chest ahead” boys
I want to see how Kanata saw this video 😂😂😂😂😂
hey i saw an internet movie with this plot
“W Bulge”, I usually say that
"Dont be weird. Dont be weird. Dont be weird..." 😶😶😶😶😶😶
Guess the 3d model is accurate then 😂
Bro rip to us growers...
Damn girls can be blunt with each other I mean would you say that to a random person while you're on the job I would hope not
love the booba vine boom xd