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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
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  • @nitpicker42
    @nitpicker42 2 роки тому +5774

    It's not like anyone was doing great at keeping the laughs in before he started, but Zac really knows how to get it outta dere

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 роки тому +113

      I'm amazed he held it together for as long as he did

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +6

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear pa

    • @jamesmack8357
      @jamesmack8357 2 роки тому +19

      @@AxxLAfriku sorry what

    • @RuthTheBananaDuck
      @RuthTheBananaDuck 2 роки тому +24

      @@jamesmack8357 just report and move on

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G 2 роки тому +48

      And then you just gyiiiit it out a dere

  • @kamakomma
    @kamakomma 2 роки тому +3492

    this was perfectly casted. zac’s physical comedy and improv kills every single time

  • @ariamentio
    @ariamentio 2 роки тому +3705

    had a heavy chuckle the whole time until “Y’ALL KNOW THAT BITCH DEAD” and I was dying laughing for the rest

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 роки тому +37

      2:57

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach Рік тому +27

      That was the first time I've seen one sentence shatter all four players at once like that. No survivors.

    • @mongomack
      @mongomack 2 місяці тому

      Best line ever.

  • @AaronTheImposter
    @AaronTheImposter 2 роки тому +571

    K: "you didn't save any hostages?"
    Z: "I got out" 😂 😂

  • @brandonwordmusic
    @brandonwordmusic 2 роки тому +2752

    The most underrated moment is Zac putting the bowling ball on the peanut butter lid at 1:45 so it wouldn’t just go everywhere. Now THATS improv.

    • @rodvincent
      @rodvincent 2 роки тому +1

      It takes a lot of skill and intelligence to pretend to be a huge idiot tbh

    • @jacobbastin802
      @jacobbastin802 2 роки тому +103

      Spot on, good sir. If I hadn't thought of that, I might have tried putting the bowling ball peanut butter side down so it might stick, but the cap idea was by far a pro improv move.

    • @moosecat7
      @moosecat7 2 роки тому +10

      its common sense

    • @jacobbastin802
      @jacobbastin802 2 роки тому +21

      @@moosecat7 Sadly, sense just isn't that common anymore. But I agree with you.

    • @moosecat7
      @moosecat7 2 роки тому +15

      @@jacobbastin802 rare sense

  • @enfjftw
    @enfjftw 2 роки тому +1138

    One of the best ever. Zac is a national treasure and I'm glad he escaped his hostage situation.

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 2 роки тому +38

      Yeah I'm glad he 'GETTED OUT OF THERE'

    • @oscarthagrouch
      @oscarthagrouch Рік тому

      he’s back?

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac Рік тому +1

      @@oscarthagrouch no, he left collegehumor after he destroyed the bathroom.
      (the whole squad is gone. Collegehumor went bankrupt)

  • @_c_analompe1650
    @_c_analompe1650 2 роки тому +1945

    I love that whenever Zac is on, he’s Always involved with foods. Whether it’s eating it or just fondling it

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 роки тому +176

      That one where he takes over a minute, in silence, to cover oatmeal with whipped cream and then takes the smallest bite and puts it down fucking killed me and his fellow contestants

    • @DavidTMarchand
      @DavidTMarchand 2 роки тому +7

      *folding

    • @alexmaysse607
      @alexmaysse607 2 роки тому +11

      @@DavidTMarchand folding right
      ………………..right

    • @brandonhuber8618
      @brandonhuber8618 2 роки тому +11

      @@LudaChez and then later he had to eat the whole thing

    • @mercyfae17
      @mercyfae17 Рік тому +9

      He was great on “It’s Technically A Meal”

  • @tintinsimon
    @tintinsimon 2 роки тому +1177

    I want an entire "get it out of there" cooking show with Zac

    • @brotemca8020
      @brotemca8020 2 роки тому +34

      one of his collegehumour vids is a mock cooking show called 'technically a meal', hundred percent go check that out lmao

    • @tintinsimon
      @tintinsimon 2 роки тому +11

      @@brotemca8020 Very familiar with it. It's a hoot

    • @brotemca8020
      @brotemca8020 2 роки тому +9

      @@tintinsimon an absolute classic :)

  • @seandon3827
    @seandon3827 2 роки тому +1066

    "You know that b*tch dead" caught me off guard

    • @B8GViews
      @B8GViews 2 роки тому +8

      She didn't even give the transition over to her time to finish 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279
      @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 2 роки тому +39

      @@B8GViews *they

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 роки тому +1

      @@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 what do you mean? It's SHE.
      They explained it was a 50 year old WOMAN lost in the woods, and it's been 1 WEEK!

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 Рік тому +23

      @@latayesha They as in Ally

  • @postbunnie
    @postbunnie 2 роки тому +613

    See Zac getting out without saving any of the other hostages, totally makes the context of the punishment he now endures on this news show so much more relevant

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 2 роки тому +561

    Zac: "...and that's where they taught me how to open an onion just like this."
    Kellen: "Open."
    Zac: "Yeah."
    *five long seconds of silence*

    • @minanathans6005
      @minanathans6005 2 роки тому +27

      He knows what he said and he's standing by it, Kellen! 😂

    • @Bananaguy7
      @Bananaguy7 2 роки тому +2

      I don’t understand why it’s weird that he said “open.”

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater Рік тому +14

      @@Bananaguy7 While I'm not sure 'open' is the right term for peeling an onion, I think it's more the fact that he still had a whole onion there.

    • @jdb334
      @jdb334 Рік тому +18

      Nobody says “open” an onion. You can peel an onion, slice, chop but people never say open

  • @suunanigans
    @suunanigans 5 місяців тому +75

    “and you saved everyone?”
    “no.🙂 *stares straight into the camera* ” gets me everytime

    • @Numbabu
      @Numbabu 17 днів тому +1

      Fascinating 🧐

  • @Nannada1212
    @Nannada1212 2 роки тому +187

    Kellen realizing how funny it is by applying logic to Zac's survival story and Zac's "and I took off!" is too much 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @matthewclinton3338
    @matthewclinton3338 2 роки тому +555

    These sketches are so much better when everyone breaks

  • @Sir_Duckyweather
    @Sir_Duckyweather 2 роки тому +389

    I like how no one even bothered to avoid laughing. No, that wasn't sarcasm. They seemed like they were genuinely having a good time.

    • @BaNkR_7-TeeN
      @BaNkR_7-TeeN Рік тому +7

      I like how "I like how" can be positive or negative, but out of context will sound exactly the same.

  • @ottoboettger9627
    @ottoboettger9627 2 роки тому +347

    I honestly was expecting zach to just put two peices of bread around the jar and smash it with the ball

    • @jamiebullshit
      @jamiebullshit Рік тому +1

      like the hippopotamus sandwich by shel silverstein

  • @GamerGrovyle
    @GamerGrovyle 2 роки тому +105

    "That's right! Now, we're going to learn how to peel an onion without a knife and both of our hands in big mittens!"
    "Say what?"
    That part broke me.

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 2 роки тому +47

    Zac’s “I got out” has the same energy as John Mulaney’s “I was over on the bench”

  • @martydespot
    @martydespot 2 роки тому +176

    One of their best sketches, congrats on Raphael for this hilarious script (and the dog)

  • @A_T216
    @A_T216 2 роки тому +50

    "For chunky, use chunky ball" the editors sneak some gems in there haha

  • @dedf1sh927
    @dedf1sh927 2 роки тому +46

    Watching Ally smile at an adorable doggo gives me life

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 2 роки тому +108

    The perplexed look and the little shake of the thing of peanut butter when he realised he had no idea how he was going to get the peanut butter out was priceless

  • @MoratJuanka
    @MoratJuanka 2 роки тому +73

    I literally cannot stop myself from binge watching these. Help. Please.

  • @rhiflux
    @rhiflux 2 роки тому +24

    zac's "n ur jus gonna geet eet owta theer" with the onion broke me

  • @SeanGHOB
    @SeanGHOB 2 роки тому +271

    Zac is the funniest member of the CH cast. Others may be better writers but he is the best at tickling the old humerus.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 2 роки тому +18

      Zac's one of the few that kind of remind me of the magic of old CH.

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 2 роки тому +4

      -brennan has entered chat

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac Рік тому +2

      shame how he got fired when he destroyed the bathroom.

  • @WolfMoon173
    @WolfMoon173 2 роки тому +56

    This must have been from a while ago cause Allys changed so much since then. They were amazing, "you know that bitch dead", loved that.

  • @allistrata
    @allistrata 2 роки тому +64

    It would be nearly impossible to have a bad day with Zac around.

  • @genuphobia1029
    @genuphobia1029 2 роки тому +31

    They always give Zac so many improv and visual comedy opportunities and it works out so well every time, what an absolute master 😂

  • @NesosRomanus
    @NesosRomanus 2 роки тому +576

    Is this the worst episode of Breaking News? No.
    Is this the _best_ episode of Breaking News? Yes.
    The whole series is hilarious, but there’s something about going from Zac smashing a peanut butter jar on a bowling ball to Ally saying “you know that bitch dead” that cannot be topped.

    • @phoenixmcleod985
      @phoenixmcleod985 2 роки тому +39

      I raise you the Grant episode

    • @myboatforacar
      @myboatforacar 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, props to Raphael for the writing!

    • @bethanyscarbrough3416
      @bethanyscarbrough3416 2 роки тому +2

      I'm fond of the Amy episodes

    • @stephenmclellan9503
      @stephenmclellan9503 2 роки тому +6

      @@phoenixmcleod985 I see your Grant episode, and raise you the Dr. Chambers episode.

    • @MarioKonga
      @MarioKonga 2 роки тому +2

      The episode where Amy dances though.

  • @JediBlades42
    @JediBlades42 Рік тому +5

    I imagine Officer Watson had a very busy schedule, so it was nice of them to take a few minutes out to come by the studio.

  • @maradupras7278
    @maradupras7278 2 роки тому +26

    this right here is why zac is my favorite from college humor. he is an absolute master of improv and comedy, and he does it in a way i haven't seen anyone else even attempt. it's amazing

  • @bottompercy
    @bottompercy Рік тому +15

    I love how zac's part was entirely improv. Someone has it out for him 😂 and ally's part was perfectly casted too

  • @misterbrick4276
    @misterbrick4276 2 роки тому +3

    0:49 I love the What in the corner of the teleprompter, representing probably everyone’s reaction

  • @ShadowDawn
    @ShadowDawn 2 роки тому +47

    This one was hysterical! They're all funny but this was over the top! 🤣

  • @Howeydoit
    @Howeydoit 9 місяців тому +4

    I love the bit of "give zac a vague task that he will inexplicably make wildly chaotic"

  • @poecollector64
    @poecollector64 2 роки тому +15

    They thought they could defeat Zac but they gave him too much power

  • @redumptious2544
    @redumptious2544 2 роки тому +47

    This is a really great script and casting.
    I already broke a few times during the PB&J but Ally’s opening killed me.

  • @Splickedylit
    @Splickedylit 2 роки тому +21

    I'm 99% positive that those mittens Zac is wearing are actually the mitten restraints sometimes used in hospital settings to keep confused people from getting a grip on vital tubes and drains lmao. Seems fitting somehow.

    • @FarewellChorus
      @FarewellChorus 8 місяців тому

      That is definitely what those are.

  • @9nikolai
    @9nikolai 2 роки тому +17

    Nobody is better at physical comedy than Zac

  • @drewvarn
    @drewvarn 2 роки тому +29

    Lmao those are distraction mittens for dementia patients. That’s amazing 😂😂😂

  • @Alex.HFA1
    @Alex.HFA1 2 роки тому +19

    Ally: Laughts at everything
    Also Ally as Zac explains he's got no stamina or fighting skills - **"Yep, that checks out " stone face**

  • @shaggyyoutube8058
    @shaggyyoutube8058 2 роки тому +17

    I was so hoping Zac would finish his segment with, "and that's technically a meal"

  • @Geburah82
    @Geburah82 2 роки тому +11

    When you haven't seen any CH content in 9 years, and come back to this. How they gonna do you like this Zac.

  • @lore6562
    @lore6562 2 роки тому +23

    This is just what I needed! Thanks for the Laughs!!!

  • @derpnerpwerp
    @derpnerpwerp 2 роки тому +73

    I like how the dog saw the peanut butter sandwich but went for the onion. Presumably he knew that onions were poisonous to dogs and wanted to commit seppuku after his shameful display as a police officer

  • @firefly9187
    @firefly9187 2 роки тому +26

    1:37 and 4:15 Zac turning into a little goblin killed me

  • @WorkWaifu
    @WorkWaifu 11 місяців тому +4

    Ally's 1st line made me spit my water out at work. I made it so far down this playlist without breaking. Perfect delivery

  • @jfactor05
    @jfactor05 2 роки тому +54

    I always try to play along and I do really well but "Ya'll know that bitch dead" destroyed my record lol.

  • @gracerobertson914
    @gracerobertson914 2 роки тому +11

    Zac did an incredible job not bursting into laughter the entire time

  • @JoshStLouis314
    @JoshStLouis314 2 роки тому +7

    I'm in love with Kellen's hair, specifically the bangs 😍

  • @ExistentialIdiot
    @ExistentialIdiot Рік тому +9

    Kellen's incredulous repetition of "the Nav!?!" while just laughing progressively harder while Zac just keeps saying even more funny shit was my exact reaction.
    Zac is so funny in a way that seems so effortless.

  • @MrOnosa
    @MrOnosa 3 місяці тому +2

    5:53 I don't know why but the cut to the cutest dog after saying "I'm going to wear you like a suit" was just too funny to me

  • @ko379
    @ko379 Рік тому +4

    This may be the episode of breaking news that has me laughing the hardest. When he’s like “you didn’t save ANY of the hostages??” I’m crying 😂😂

  • @DreadPirateRobrt
    @DreadPirateRobrt 2 роки тому +8

    This was the best and least controlled overall broadcast ever, and I loved every minute.

  • @n8roppolo
    @n8roppolo 2 роки тому +10

    I just realized that's the famous adult star Ryan Creamer, one of the anchors.

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 2 роки тому +8

    Lol the dog at the end was like "So really, you gonna eat that?"

  • @Spasaymoostard
    @Spasaymoostard 2 роки тому +21

    If ANY network or group were to make an American version of Taskmaster, it NEEDS to be college humor

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 2 роки тому +8

      Tbh Game Changer and Taskmaster aren't that far off, same premise of “get talented comedians and make them do weird stuff with no prep”.

    • @beemoh
      @beemoh Рік тому +1

      I was thinking that Brennan would be a good fit for Taskmaster, Greg would have the exact amount of time for one of his monologues.
      (And there was an American version of Taskmaster. It was supposedly not very good)

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 2 роки тому +5

    This was one of the most evenly-split episodes yet

  • @randompastahandle
    @randompastahandle 2 роки тому +8

    the part where he put it on the cap made me think "holly shit this guy knows waht he's doing"

  • @Feelthefelt
    @Feelthefelt 2 роки тому +20

    Another great script from Raph. Usually when Zac does food stuff, it's cause Grant wrote it, but It didn't sound like Grant.

  • @MichelleObamasToes
    @MichelleObamasToes 2 роки тому +2

    I’m currently binging all of these and idk why but I really like this one. The “y’all know that bitch dead” made me genuinely have to pause the video to laugh for a few

  • @HeyRyanLetsPlay
    @HeyRyanLetsPlay 2 роки тому +9

    It's... Technically a meal

  • @topdogalpha
    @topdogalpha 2 роки тому +2

    I just got drop out, do not regret it at all. Hope you guys keep peddling your wares

  • @hollyking5667
    @hollyking5667 2 роки тому +5

    After a rubbish day at work. I needed this! Thanks!

  • @limecows
    @limecows 2 роки тому +10

    This might be my second favorite one of these. Right after the one with all true facts about Grant

  • @allykaman9340
    @allykaman9340 2 роки тому +9

    I haven't laughed so hard in a while holy shit the peanut butter bowling ball sound

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko 2 роки тому +7

    Officer Watson wants in on that peanut butter sandwich action

  • @jasonmyneni8605
    @jasonmyneni8605 Рік тому +3

    Zach is a master of physical comedy

  • @wild-eyemiller8094
    @wild-eyemiller8094 2 роки тому +5

    Classic dog. Peanut butter sandwiches available but he goes for the forbidden onion

  • @davidfalterman8713
    @davidfalterman8713 2 роки тому +6

    Kellen slamming down that bowling ball peanut butter sandwich at the end was the cherry on top of this exceptionally good episode lmao

  • @spiderverseguru7739
    @spiderverseguru7739 2 роки тому +16

    I went to elementary school with a girl who went missing in the woods for about a week and survived off of edible plants and using the surrounding nature as shelter(she was very hyper-focused on nature survival )

  • @waskowan
    @waskowan Рік тому +2

    the zoom in on the dog at 5:56 lmaooo

  • @CovenJinx
    @CovenJinx Рік тому +1

    Oh my god I lost my shit at Zac's segments. Holy shit that was some good improv on top of just beating a fucking onion to death on the table.

  • @VancePantss
    @VancePantss 2 роки тому +3

    "And you saved all of them?"
    "No :)"

  • @patrickpistorio4969
    @patrickpistorio4969 2 роки тому +3

    I gotta give Zac props, I would've just gone all in and scooped that peanut butter out with my hands. That was amazing he just squeezed it out

  • @nixeleth
    @nixeleth Рік тому +2

    Ally's "Y'all know that bitch dead" was great, but I rewatched the "hostage situation" so many damn times. Between Zac's "I got out" and Kellen just not even *trying* to stop laughing, I couldn't either.

  • @Vili.K
    @Vili.K 2 роки тому +5

    Ryan Creamer is the goat of Phub

  • @peppermint4743
    @peppermint4743 2 роки тому +4

    Wait haven't I seen this before??? I distinctly remember Zac making a peanut butter sandwich with a bowling ball.

  • @mixe
    @mixe 2 роки тому +2

    This was the funniest No Laugh Newsroom by far!! 😭😭 Zac was hilarious in this video!!

  • @chillturtle4724
    @chillturtle4724 2 роки тому +5

    One of the best no laugh newsroom I've seen.

  • @nikro8275
    @nikro8275 2 роки тому +2

    I'm so glad I don't have to hold in my laughter. This is one of the best, funniest series on this channel lmao

  • @theq86
    @theq86 2 роки тому +11

    I'm surprised they didn't make Zac eat it like the last time he made food.

  • @Resuarus
    @Resuarus 2 роки тому +4

    Zac was on a rampage in this one. This was just such a good grouping, in general.

  • @mehlover
    @mehlover 2 роки тому +3

    Watching Zac trying to make a sandwich with a bowling ball was great, but the icing on the cake was the dog and everyone breaking because of it

  • @vince615
    @vince615 2 роки тому +1

    Brennan is the best at vocal improv. Zac is the best at physical improv

  • @ayarsunbird1744
    @ayarsunbird1744 2 роки тому +3

    This has gotta be one of the funniest No Laugh Newsroom's to date!!

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 2 роки тому +1

    4:20: 🤣🤣 Those are potholders

  • @Thor-the-BlueBoy
    @Thor-the-BlueBoy 7 місяців тому +2

    It's hilarious that I'm currently eating a peanut butter sandwich while watching this

  • @helloofthebeach
    @helloofthebeach Рік тому +1

    Everyone always praises Carolyn and Erika's style but Ally is killing it with that blazer. Via smothering.

  • @cymtastique
    @cymtastique 2 роки тому +1

    I would instantly lose it at Zac's peanut butter sandwich. I'm simply too weak.😂
    Oh, god! Ally!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spegynmerbles3993
    @spegynmerbles3993 2 роки тому +1

    I love when they give zac props

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 2 роки тому +3

    5:40 - “Barking Orders at Dogging Civilians” means something *very different* if you’re British. Please don’t look up what Dogging is.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii Рік тому +1

    "Let's check back in with Tom, who is finally finished making sandwiches."
    "Oh, thank God." *continues making sandwiches*

  • @rsand2009
    @rsand2009 Рік тому +1

    Freaking Ryan every time he said "GHEET EHIIT"

  • @sarahrundall
    @sarahrundall 2 роки тому +7

    that peanut butter bit was genius

  • @Cavallo1208
    @Cavallo1208 2 роки тому +1

    dying of laughter at work. thank you very much

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 2 роки тому +2

    Any session with a score over 30 is great!

  • @nalthanzo4648
    @nalthanzo4648 7 місяців тому +3

    Well, that's technically a meal.

  • @Maya_83
    @Maya_83 Рік тому +1

    I like how instead of the peanut butter sandwich the dog went for the poisonous onion 🥲😅

  • @patrickmccann8951
    @patrickmccann8951 Рік тому +1

    The Norm Macdonald joke was great! Love that joke about missing persons being found in the woods and shallow graves