Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches With a Bowling Ball | No Laugh Newsroom
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
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It's not like anyone was doing great at keeping the laughs in before he started, but Zac really knows how to get it outta dere
I'm amazed he held it together for as long as he did
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear pa
@@AxxLAfriku sorry what
@@jamesmack8357 just report and move on
And then you just gyiiiit it out a dere
this was perfectly casted. zac’s physical comedy and improv kills every single time
geeeet it off’a there
had a heavy chuckle the whole time until “Y’ALL KNOW THAT BITCH DEAD” and I was dying laughing for the rest
2:57
That was the first time I've seen one sentence shatter all four players at once like that. No survivors.
Best line ever.
K: "you didn't save any hostages?"
Z: "I got out" 😂 😂
The most underrated moment is Zac putting the bowling ball on the peanut butter lid at 1:45 so it wouldn’t just go everywhere. Now THATS improv.
It takes a lot of skill and intelligence to pretend to be a huge idiot tbh
Spot on, good sir. If I hadn't thought of that, I might have tried putting the bowling ball peanut butter side down so it might stick, but the cap idea was by far a pro improv move.
its common sense
@@moosecat7 Sadly, sense just isn't that common anymore. But I agree with you.
@@jacobbastin802 rare sense
One of the best ever. Zac is a national treasure and I'm glad he escaped his hostage situation.
Yeah I'm glad he 'GETTED OUT OF THERE'
he’s back?
@@oscarthagrouch no, he left collegehumor after he destroyed the bathroom.
(the whole squad is gone. Collegehumor went bankrupt)
I love that whenever Zac is on, he’s Always involved with foods. Whether it’s eating it or just fondling it
That one where he takes over a minute, in silence, to cover oatmeal with whipped cream and then takes the smallest bite and puts it down fucking killed me and his fellow contestants
*folding
@@DavidTMarchand folding right
………………..right
@@LudaChez and then later he had to eat the whole thing
He was great on “It’s Technically A Meal”
I want an entire "get it out of there" cooking show with Zac
one of his collegehumour vids is a mock cooking show called 'technically a meal', hundred percent go check that out lmao
@@brotemca8020 Very familiar with it. It's a hoot
@@tintinsimon an absolute classic :)
"You know that b*tch dead" caught me off guard
She didn't even give the transition over to her time to finish 🤣🤣🤣
@@B8GViews *they
@@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 what do you mean? It's SHE.
They explained it was a 50 year old WOMAN lost in the woods, and it's been 1 WEEK!
@@latayesha They as in Ally
See Zac getting out without saving any of the other hostages, totally makes the context of the punishment he now endures on this news show so much more relevant
Zac: "...and that's where they taught me how to open an onion just like this."
Kellen: "Open."
Zac: "Yeah."
*five long seconds of silence*
He knows what he said and he's standing by it, Kellen! 😂
I don’t understand why it’s weird that he said “open.”
@@Bananaguy7 While I'm not sure 'open' is the right term for peeling an onion, I think it's more the fact that he still had a whole onion there.
Nobody says “open” an onion. You can peel an onion, slice, chop but people never say open
“and you saved everyone?”
“no.🙂 *stares straight into the camera* ” gets me everytime
Fascinating 🧐
Kellen realizing how funny it is by applying logic to Zac's survival story and Zac's "and I took off!" is too much 🤣🤣💀💀
These sketches are so much better when everyone breaks
I like how no one even bothered to avoid laughing. No, that wasn't sarcasm. They seemed like they were genuinely having a good time.
I like how "I like how" can be positive or negative, but out of context will sound exactly the same.
I honestly was expecting zach to just put two peices of bread around the jar and smash it with the ball
like the hippopotamus sandwich by shel silverstein
"That's right! Now, we're going to learn how to peel an onion without a knife and both of our hands in big mittens!"
"Say what?"
That part broke me.
Zac’s “I got out” has the same energy as John Mulaney’s “I was over on the bench”
One of their best sketches, congrats on Raphael for this hilarious script (and the dog)
"For chunky, use chunky ball" the editors sneak some gems in there haha
Watching Ally smile at an adorable doggo gives me life
The perplexed look and the little shake of the thing of peanut butter when he realised he had no idea how he was going to get the peanut butter out was priceless
I literally cannot stop myself from binge watching these. Help. Please.
zac's "n ur jus gonna geet eet owta theer" with the onion broke me
Zac is the funniest member of the CH cast. Others may be better writers but he is the best at tickling the old humerus.
Zac's one of the few that kind of remind me of the magic of old CH.
-brennan has entered chat
shame how he got fired when he destroyed the bathroom.
This must have been from a while ago cause Allys changed so much since then. They were amazing, "you know that bitch dead", loved that.
It would be nearly impossible to have a bad day with Zac around.
They always give Zac so many improv and visual comedy opportunities and it works out so well every time, what an absolute master 😂
Is this the worst episode of Breaking News? No.
Is this the _best_ episode of Breaking News? Yes.
The whole series is hilarious, but there’s something about going from Zac smashing a peanut butter jar on a bowling ball to Ally saying “you know that bitch dead” that cannot be topped.
I raise you the Grant episode
Yeah, props to Raphael for the writing!
I'm fond of the Amy episodes
@@phoenixmcleod985 I see your Grant episode, and raise you the Dr. Chambers episode.
The episode where Amy dances though.
I imagine Officer Watson had a very busy schedule, so it was nice of them to take a few minutes out to come by the studio.
this right here is why zac is my favorite from college humor. he is an absolute master of improv and comedy, and he does it in a way i haven't seen anyone else even attempt. it's amazing
I love how zac's part was entirely improv. Someone has it out for him 😂 and ally's part was perfectly casted too
0:49 I love the What in the corner of the teleprompter, representing probably everyone’s reaction
This one was hysterical! They're all funny but this was over the top! 🤣
I love the bit of "give zac a vague task that he will inexplicably make wildly chaotic"
They thought they could defeat Zac but they gave him too much power
This is a really great script and casting.
I already broke a few times during the PB&J but Ally’s opening killed me.
I'm 99% positive that those mittens Zac is wearing are actually the mitten restraints sometimes used in hospital settings to keep confused people from getting a grip on vital tubes and drains lmao. Seems fitting somehow.
That is definitely what those are.
Nobody is better at physical comedy than Zac
Lmao those are distraction mittens for dementia patients. That’s amazing 😂😂😂
Ally: Laughts at everything
Also Ally as Zac explains he's got no stamina or fighting skills - **"Yep, that checks out " stone face**
I was so hoping Zac would finish his segment with, "and that's technically a meal"
When you haven't seen any CH content in 9 years, and come back to this. How they gonna do you like this Zac.
This is just what I needed! Thanks for the Laughs!!!
I like how the dog saw the peanut butter sandwich but went for the onion. Presumably he knew that onions were poisonous to dogs and wanted to commit seppuku after his shameful display as a police officer
1:37 and 4:15 Zac turning into a little goblin killed me
Ally's 1st line made me spit my water out at work. I made it so far down this playlist without breaking. Perfect delivery
I always try to play along and I do really well but "Ya'll know that bitch dead" destroyed my record lol.
Zac did an incredible job not bursting into laughter the entire time
I'm in love with Kellen's hair, specifically the bangs 😍
Kellen's incredulous repetition of "the Nav!?!" while just laughing progressively harder while Zac just keeps saying even more funny shit was my exact reaction.
Zac is so funny in a way that seems so effortless.
5:53 I don't know why but the cut to the cutest dog after saying "I'm going to wear you like a suit" was just too funny to me
This may be the episode of breaking news that has me laughing the hardest. When he’s like “you didn’t save ANY of the hostages??” I’m crying 😂😂
This was the best and least controlled overall broadcast ever, and I loved every minute.
I just realized that's the famous adult star Ryan Creamer, one of the anchors.
Lol the dog at the end was like "So really, you gonna eat that?"
If ANY network or group were to make an American version of Taskmaster, it NEEDS to be college humor
Tbh Game Changer and Taskmaster aren't that far off, same premise of “get talented comedians and make them do weird stuff with no prep”.
I was thinking that Brennan would be a good fit for Taskmaster, Greg would have the exact amount of time for one of his monologues.
(And there was an American version of Taskmaster. It was supposedly not very good)
This was one of the most evenly-split episodes yet
the part where he put it on the cap made me think "holly shit this guy knows waht he's doing"
Another great script from Raph. Usually when Zac does food stuff, it's cause Grant wrote it, but It didn't sound like Grant.
I’m currently binging all of these and idk why but I really like this one. The “y’all know that bitch dead” made me genuinely have to pause the video to laugh for a few
It's... Technically a meal
I just got drop out, do not regret it at all. Hope you guys keep peddling your wares
After a rubbish day at work. I needed this! Thanks!
This might be my second favorite one of these. Right after the one with all true facts about Grant
I haven't laughed so hard in a while holy shit the peanut butter bowling ball sound
Officer Watson wants in on that peanut butter sandwich action
Zach is a master of physical comedy
Classic dog. Peanut butter sandwiches available but he goes for the forbidden onion
Kellen slamming down that bowling ball peanut butter sandwich at the end was the cherry on top of this exceptionally good episode lmao
I went to elementary school with a girl who went missing in the woods for about a week and survived off of edible plants and using the surrounding nature as shelter(she was very hyper-focused on nature survival )
the zoom in on the dog at 5:56 lmaooo
Oh my god I lost my shit at Zac's segments. Holy shit that was some good improv on top of just beating a fucking onion to death on the table.
"And you saved all of them?"
"No :)"
I gotta give Zac props, I would've just gone all in and scooped that peanut butter out with my hands. That was amazing he just squeezed it out
Ally's "Y'all know that bitch dead" was great, but I rewatched the "hostage situation" so many damn times. Between Zac's "I got out" and Kellen just not even *trying* to stop laughing, I couldn't either.
Ryan Creamer is the goat of Phub
Wait haven't I seen this before??? I distinctly remember Zac making a peanut butter sandwich with a bowling ball.
This was the funniest No Laugh Newsroom by far!! 😭😭 Zac was hilarious in this video!!
One of the best no laugh newsroom I've seen.
I'm so glad I don't have to hold in my laughter. This is one of the best, funniest series on this channel lmao
I'm surprised they didn't make Zac eat it like the last time he made food.
Zac was on a rampage in this one. This was just such a good grouping, in general.
Watching Zac trying to make a sandwich with a bowling ball was great, but the icing on the cake was the dog and everyone breaking because of it
Brennan is the best at vocal improv. Zac is the best at physical improv
This has gotta be one of the funniest No Laugh Newsroom's to date!!
4:20: 🤣🤣 Those are potholders
It's hilarious that I'm currently eating a peanut butter sandwich while watching this
Everyone always praises Carolyn and Erika's style but Ally is killing it with that blazer. Via smothering.
I would instantly lose it at Zac's peanut butter sandwich. I'm simply too weak.😂
Oh, god! Ally!!!😂😂😂😂😂
I love when they give zac props
5:40 - “Barking Orders at Dogging Civilians” means something *very different* if you’re British. Please don’t look up what Dogging is.
"Let's check back in with Tom, who is finally finished making sandwiches."
"Oh, thank God." *continues making sandwiches*
Freaking Ryan every time he said "GHEET EHIIT"
that peanut butter bit was genius
dying of laughter at work. thank you very much
Any session with a score over 30 is great!
Well, that's technically a meal.
I like how instead of the peanut butter sandwich the dog went for the poisonous onion 🥲😅
The Norm Macdonald joke was great! Love that joke about missing persons being found in the woods and shallow graves