Panda Express Five Flavor Shrimp - Food Review

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
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    Today's review is for Panda Express Five Flavor Shrimp. Five Flavor Shrimp brings together five quality ingredients to create one flavorful dish featuring large premium marinated shrimp, fresh cut red bell peppers, onions and green string beans. Panda chefs wok-toss it to perfection in a Chinese-inspired sauce, to balance sweet, sour, bitter, salty and umami notes in one single bite.
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    Panda Express Takes a Note from Chipotle With Its Orange Chicken Burrito
    By Joey Skladany Posted March 17, 2017
    Is this the ultimate drunk food mash-up? Panda Express has decided to capitalize on its loose definition of what passes as Chinese food by introducing the orange chicken burrito. And by the looks and sounds of videos and Instagram posts, we're not completely hating the idea of it.
    Featuring a thin scallion pancake (in place of a tortilla) with a noodle or rice base (chow mein, fried rice, white rice, or brown rice), the burrito can then be customized with various sauces and assorted vegetables like shallots and pickled cucumbers. If the chain's signature orange chicken isn't your thing, you can substitute it for honey walnut shrimp, kung pao chicken or Beijing beef. (Or frankly, you can just go somewhere else, because orange chicken is probably the only reason why you should go to Panda Express in the first place.
    This isn't Panda Express's first headline-making decision in the last year. The national chain introduced the chopstick and fork hybrid "chork" in August 2016 (much to the dismay of anyone Asian, we're sure), as well as the permanent addition of General Tso's chicken on its menu. They've also developed a "Wok Smart" line that offers healthier alternatives with more protein and less calories.
    But does this latest burrito creation wok the wok? Unfortunately for most of us, the special is currently limited to stores in the Los Angeles area. It's assumed that the dish's popularity will determine if it's rolled out countrywide, so Californians: please engage in your civic duty to purchase one of these concoctions and report back to us. It's the American thing to do. And frankly, we're getting a little bored with our latest Chipotle offerings. The addition of chorizo can only be so exciting.
    www.foodandwine...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 678

  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  7 років тому +686

    I decided to switch things up and listen to a shortwave broadcast from the Voice of America while I ate.

    • @mikemonaghan8410
      @mikemonaghan8410 7 років тому +15

      Very good and thank you for introducing me to the wonders of Short Wave

    • @banterman
      @banterman 7 років тому +15

      Chalice and tecsun... Be still my beating heart.

    • @NickDG3
      @NickDG3 7 років тому +21

      that's a really nice area backdrop you have today!

    • @banterman
      @banterman 7 років тому +7

      Hang on. I only see one ice cube.. I'm going to have a panic attack. What the actual??.

    • @Michele1ELL
      @Michele1ELL 7 років тому +2

      TheReportOfTheWeek great touch!

  • @seanmcd5287
    @seanmcd5287 7 років тому +336

    "its always best to eat panda express outside, especially during the midday hour" my favorite saying

  • @ratfacekick
    @ratfacekick 7 років тому +582

    Is it me or is this kid legitimately becoming fairly badass? Not kidding. The super dry self-aware humor, all done with a "yeah, I know it's good" smirk. Coupled with that oh-so-alluring air of mystery, and unshakable poise. Reviewbrah was a boy. Here stands before you.... Review Man

    • @Darrencardinal
      @Darrencardinal 7 років тому +66

      Review Man 2020

    • @rellimnahtan
      @rellimnahtan 6 років тому +13

      There was never a question of the badassery of reviewbrah (an honorific used not to demean his manhood, but rather celebrate it). The only factor that changes is the time it takes each of us to recognize his undeniable awesomeness.

  • @talesofruin1706
    @talesofruin1706 7 років тому +273

    The takeaway box is red
    The chalice is blue
    Running on Empty
    Food Review

  • @Alanislegend
    @Alanislegend 7 років тому +531

    love the saying. will be using it as my catch phrase.
    "it's always best, to eat panda express
    outside"

    • @TheSomeone77177
      @TheSomeone77177 7 років тому +65

      "...especially during the midday hour"

    • @Divector8
      @Divector8 7 років тому +56

      It's an old Chinese proverb, in fact.

    • @KoH4711
      @KoH4711 7 років тому +4

      "in the afternoon hour."

    • @Nomad-yn7pv
      @Nomad-yn7pv 7 років тому +2

      "They" always say that

    • @johndenver6391
      @johndenver6391 7 років тому

      Alanislegend they also say that about kfc

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 7 років тому +126

    I can't believe ReviewBrah is bobbing his head as he listens to shortwave radio. This is better that 99% of content on UA-cam.

  • @ibrake4oxtail
    @ibrake4oxtail 7 років тому +73

    This feels like I'm on a date with ReviewBrah

  • @joshuabinkley9864
    @joshuabinkley9864 7 років тому +232

    This video looked extremely professional. Nice work John.

    • @dirkdiggler6209
      @dirkdiggler6209 7 років тому +21

      Joshua Binkley his names John? Lol

    • @tywhite1423
      @tywhite1423 7 років тому +12

      Dirk Diggler i think his name is finn

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 7 років тому +38

      Joshua Binkley his name brah, bruh.

    • @kimmcmahon8194
      @kimmcmahon8194 6 років тому +2

      it actually is John he said it in an interview once

    • @oomkedk1
      @oomkedk1 6 років тому +9

      I think it’s kind of awful I’ve been watching reviewbrah for a while and never even thought to question the fact I don’t know his name

  • @ben_noach
    @ben_noach 7 років тому +350

    The blue chalice is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ben_noach
      @ben_noach 7 років тому

      PSYCH
      I was just watching your McDelegates video not even 5 minutes ago.

    • @kevinfigueroa6729
      @kevinfigueroa6729 7 років тому +5

      The blue chalice of thirst

    • @ben_noach
      @ben_noach 7 років тому +1

      FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    • @drhambone1598
      @drhambone1598 7 років тому +7

      Carlos Danger hint of cobalt to be exact

  • @charlest1186
    @charlest1186 7 років тому +199

    I wanted to hear the rest of that robot story tbh

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  7 років тому +93

      Me too. At least I managed to hear a 30 minute long segment about beads, later in the day.

    • @charlest1186
      @charlest1186 7 років тому +17

      TheReportOfTheWeek 30 minutes? Must have been talking about different brands and materials I presume?

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  7 років тому +81

      Yes, and they also had some guests and callers that talked about beads as well. The host kept cracking up at the fact that they were actually doing a full blown show about beads.

    • @charlest1186
      @charlest1186 7 років тому +15

      TheReportOfTheWeek Neat lol gotta give them credit for being so dedicated to talking about beads for over half an hour

    • @mayor4797
      @mayor4797 7 років тому +4

      TheReportOfTheWeek ha

  • @cett1149
    @cett1149 7 років тому +56

    That environment
    slick suit
    hair perfected
    looking good reviewbrah

  • @littlemorelela8441
    @littlemorelela8441 7 років тому +78

    Very aesthetic scenery.

  • @bjorn1775
    @bjorn1775 7 років тому +27

    If David Lynch directed food reviews.

  • @CoinMagicUnderground
    @CoinMagicUnderground 7 років тому +41

    "would they be immediately inclined to respond with 'five?' That's debatable" made my day

  • @GraveArchitect94
    @GraveArchitect94 7 років тому +37

    One of the realest people out there. Great review, reviewbrah

  • @k0la713
    @k0la713 7 років тому +174

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    this isssssss
    running on empty
    fooooood review

    • @Adam-yo3bt
      @Adam-yo3bt 7 років тому +6

      k0la roses are red
      violets are violet
      fix your grammer
      or im getting violent.

    • @Nebulasecura
      @Nebulasecura 3 роки тому

      @@Adam-yo3bt roses are red violets are blue, he didn’t care what you think, maybe you shouldn’t too.

  • @SolarMoth
    @SolarMoth 7 років тому +9

    how do you where a suit... outside.... in Florida... without sweating like crazy?

  • @brookie264
    @brookie264 7 років тому +207

    Take a shot every time he says 5 flavor shrimp

    • @brookie264
      @brookie264 7 років тому +17

      Templar Issiah you first

    • @issiahjk
      @issiahjk 7 років тому

      batteeth where can I reach you?

    • @superhungryful
      @superhungryful 7 років тому +1

      +Templar Issiah post it here. I wanna see

    • @dlandradjones6831
      @dlandradjones6831 7 років тому +7

      im in the hospital

    • @SlaiiZ
      @SlaiiZ 7 років тому +2

      Foot fetishism is what we all life for

  • @ashharkausar413
    @ashharkausar413 7 років тому +17

    TheReportOfTheWeek the king of food reviewers. No one else like him.

  • @DanielAllenLuka
    @DanielAllenLuka 7 років тому +17

    Can't taste the onions? Them be 4 flavor shrimp Bruh

  • @BtheChangeYouWantToC
    @BtheChangeYouWantToC 7 років тому +13

    from the bottom of my heart, I hope you have nothing short of the most pleasant life

    • @adi6267
      @adi6267 6 років тому +1

      bobo the bandito I agree he deserves a beautiful life this guy is freaking awesome

  • @dirkdiggler6209
    @dirkdiggler6209 7 років тому +75

    Omg. The comments are always on fleek my nigga

    • @ramonamai1579
      @ramonamai1579 7 років тому

      Dirk Diggler fashizzle my nizzle

  • @r0txx
    @r0txx 7 років тому +10

    I love how he's saying "Food Review" it gets me every time omg

  • @samchop7494
    @samchop7494 7 років тому +12

    I just watched a young man in an old suit quizzically respond to his shortwave radio on the prospect of robots. My life is complete.

  • @MrPatters
    @MrPatters 7 років тому +6

    I hope no robots will be replacing you anytime soon.

  • @rattyladdie
    @rattyladdie 7 років тому +12

    god damn now im craving some panda express and its 2:43 in the morning

  • @missyrogers7098
    @missyrogers7098 7 років тому +14

    PEPPAS IN SAWCE

  • @kissmyassproductions5490
    @kissmyassproductions5490 7 років тому +6

    holy shit did kubrick film this review? Just look at how its framed, just magnificant.

  • @wins22
    @wins22 7 років тому +114

    How many ties do you own?

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  7 років тому +289

      Hundreds.

    • @brrrr9165
      @brrrr9165 7 років тому +37

      wins22 all of them

    • @wowwowww3364
      @wowwowww3364 7 років тому +18

      it would be extremely inelegant

    • @x1860munich
      @x1860munich 7 років тому +12

      wow wowww You're a classy guy

    • @wesofx8148
      @wesofx8148 7 років тому +15

      I bought about 20 ties from a garage sale once and I'll never get around to wearing them all.

  • @NatesFilmTutorials
    @NatesFilmTutorials 7 років тому +3

    Man I've been eating Panda Express indoors all this time. I've been missing out!

  • @Riprock296
    @Riprock296 7 років тому +36

    Another great review... we need a behind the scenes vlog... Would love to see how you magically appear at all the locations...seeing as they are miles and miles apart. Time Travel?

  • @abusivesystems9844
    @abusivesystems9844 7 років тому +18

    Nobody knows how to party like THIS guy!

  • @lagerassassin
    @lagerassassin 7 років тому +6

    "Some PEHPURRS Some PEHPURRS"

  • @jifeye
    @jifeye 7 років тому +5

    how does he manage to find a radio station that's just as old as his soul

  • @tmatwho1565
    @tmatwho1565 7 років тому +8

    "Beeing the trendy person that i am.." priceless

  • @apostlecat8284
    @apostlecat8284 7 років тому +14

    The Blue Chalice Of Thirst Has Returned...

  • @ScumBagInFL
    @ScumBagInFL 7 років тому +126

    I just spent my time watching a guy eat panda express to news radio...don't regret it tbh

    • @niallkquinn4458
      @niallkquinn4458 6 років тому

      Dyslexic SpeedReader you don’t need to say you don’t regret it, of course you don’t regret reviewbrah.

  • @Buugzy
    @Buugzy 7 років тому +19

    "some, peppas, peppas"

    • @luckycharms7232
      @luckycharms7232 7 років тому

      Heretic VI he's got to be from Massachusetts or New England.

    • @Buugzy
      @Buugzy 7 років тому

      Devin Cruz New England sounds about roit

    • @luckycharms7232
      @luckycharms7232 7 років тому +1

      Heretic VI He sounds just like JFK and he was from Massachusetts

    • @Buugzy
      @Buugzy 7 років тому

      Devin Cruz reincarnation of JKF, explains why hes always wearing suits

    • @Buugzy
      @Buugzy 7 років тому

      Devin Cruz A new legend is born once again

  • @alexia7198
    @alexia7198 7 років тому +5

    How tall are you

  • @kenerdedy
    @kenerdedy 7 років тому +2

    Great ep. Respectfully Brah, this is dish is intended to be consumed with a variable amount of starch, such as rice or noodle. Thank you for your good work!

  • @anitasintimiXX
    @anitasintimiXX 7 років тому +6

    Your videos are actually the only things in the world that never fail to make me feel good, so thanks.

  • @Knifegash
    @Knifegash 7 років тому +5

    This video was aesthetically pleasing in so many ways. You're so creative, you really feel like a man meant for another era. Excellent review!

  • @moneyshow1849
    @moneyshow1849 7 років тому +6

    Who else said foooood review the same time he did?

  • @stevencarmack8454
    @stevencarmack8454 7 років тому +29

    Chinese food always tastes better with chopsticks

    • @AverageJoe2020
      @AverageJoe2020 7 років тому

      And alcohol, never eaten it sober.

    • @elliottdodson50
      @elliottdodson50 7 років тому +6

      That's not Chinese food though, it's a cheap imitation that is nothing at all like Chinese cuisine.

    • @AverageJoe2020
      @AverageJoe2020 7 років тому +1

      Yup, well aware of that, but after ten pints of Guinness it was all I could order then wobble home with,

    • @amberhayes9754
      @amberhayes9754 7 років тому +1

      Everything tastes better with chopsticks!!

    • @subway5907
      @subway5907 7 років тому +3

      Chinese, Japanese, Korean... whatever.... The people are the same, so's the food

  • @dakilla816
    @dakilla816 7 років тому +4

    love this format a lot better, lighting helps a lot, and the radio does wonders to fill the awkward silence during the eating

  • @chickenboii1234
    @chickenboii1234 7 років тому +6

    the aesthetic on this video is off the charts

  • @Petirep
    @Petirep 7 років тому +4

    The robot uprising has begun, and I'm just sitting here eating Panda Express

  • @bobsmith1226
    @bobsmith1226 7 років тому +4

    "It's always best to eat Panda Express outside." - Asian Confuscius

  • @MrLeva115
    @MrLeva115 7 років тому +3

    So was his old name 'reviewsbrah' or something? I'm new to this channel and don't understand 90% of the comments

  • @ChristmasCrustacean1
    @ChristmasCrustacean1 7 років тому +7

    I loved the meta narrative of this video, there were five "flavors".
    The blue chalice with water, reviewbrah, the outdoor setting, the meal, the radio.

  • @vigil8873
    @vigil8873 7 років тому +4

    i like the new idea of putting on the radio while you eat!! thanks for the review!

  • @1osermax385
    @1osermax385 6 років тому +4

    The beautiful scenery, the radio, the charming humour and that alluring aura surrounding him...These things are what I live for. Thank you dearly, Reviewbrah.

  • @randomdude756
    @randomdude756 7 років тому +3

    i NEED you to wear a tuxedo, paleeese. i have my reasons.

  • @Reieva
    @Reieva 7 років тому +7

    So you're saying Shrek wouldn't be a fan of this dish

  • @LSDiskoBall
    @LSDiskoBall 7 років тому +3

    fuck yea! neil gorsuch is the man

  • @s10onbillets
    @s10onbillets 7 років тому +3

    TheReportOfTheWeek my nephew showed me your food review about three weeks ago and i gotta say the best food reviews hands down i instantly subscribed and watch you every time you post, it would be awesome if you could say hi to him he's name is sami it would mean the world to him. thanks

  • @jeanettebukovsky9502
    @jeanettebukovsky9502 5 років тому +2

    Your getting cuter everytime I watch this video!! I'm trying to keep up and watch ALL your videos, but there are so many!! Im glad tho..you are a joy to watch! I watched 5 so far today!!🍕🍔🌭🧀🌮🍒♥️💜

  • @theScarletSprig
    @theScarletSprig 7 років тому +2

    The fifth flavor is called "umami." It's described as "a savory flavor".

  • @sinceremilkoftheword9754
    @sinceremilkoftheword9754 7 років тому +2

    Loved the review, and I enjoyed the radio show you were listening to. Gorsuch is a great candidate for the supreme court. He vows to uphold the law and constitution. How can you not agree with that as an American?

  • @funklord8390
    @funklord8390 7 років тому +2

    I've been a fan of you for a long time and never really had a reason to comment, but I want to say good job for using anyway. It's something that was drilled in my head as I was growing up to never use anyways, and whenever anyone says it, it takes me out of the conversation or video I'm watching. I just want you to know that it's not going unnoticed.

  • @Ganesh_nyk
    @Ganesh_nyk 7 років тому +5

    the background is looking so goooood ....

  • @Bazinga73904
    @Bazinga73904 7 років тому +2

    Beautiful scenery, great sound capture of the forest. Also great review!

  • @bunnyfreakz
    @bunnyfreakz 7 років тому +2

    John, you should order fried rice or something to eat with that. I am usually order chow mien and dig it with some entrees menu like that.

  • @Bagchase1500
    @Bagchase1500 6 років тому +2

    “....ROBOTS???”

  • @Etherlad
    @Etherlad 7 років тому +11

    -*Called Panda Express*
    -*Don't deliver Pandas*
    What a travesty. 0/5

  • @poeticspider2258
    @poeticspider2258 7 років тому +5

    How do you decide how many bites to take before you review?
    Long time viewer/First time commenter.

  • @Channel4comments1
    @Channel4comments1 7 років тому +2

    Nice idea of implementing your passions seamlessly into the main feature. The eating section was dead air for the most part so putting the radio in there works to fill it as well as potentially provide talking points.
    Nice work man!

  • @bernie9887
    @bernie9887 7 років тому +5

    Did Reviewbrah just say "whilst"?

  • @karqus9810
    @karqus9810 7 років тому +5

    *Sometimes I think ReviewBrah is a time traveler.*

  • @rootintootinroodypoo
    @rootintootinroodypoo 7 років тому +3

    Watching these after work is so comfy, i love u my child

  • @papilloncommando7145
    @papilloncommando7145 7 років тому +2

    i didnt like food rewiews before but i love your vids man!

  • @stiles508
    @stiles508 7 років тому +2

    Shrimp isn't cheap right now. $5 for that box isn't a bad price.

  • @mynameisobey3793
    @mynameisobey3793 7 років тому +3

    I love the different, yet exciting additions onto this channel, what next? A change in hairstyle? I hope so

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  7 років тому +20

      I'll move my part two millimeters toward the center just for you, my friend.

    • @mynameisobey3793
      @mynameisobey3793 7 років тому +4

      +TheReportOfTheWeek thank you good sir

  • @ianmatejka3533
    @ianmatejka3533 7 років тому +2

    Very good intel thank you

  • @tekjansenV2
    @tekjansenV2 7 років тому +7

    I spent 23 hours between planes, trains and rickshaws traveling to China. In the seven weeks I spent off the grid all I found was FOUR flavored shrimp and an actual panda that made sweet, sweet panda love to me.

  • @monstermunch4956
    @monstermunch4956 7 років тому +2

    Some peppers...some PEPPAZ!!!

  • @Yer_Da_
    @Yer_Da_ 7 років тому +4

    I think you can work on that fork technique review brah... Kind regards.

  • @jasonmelanconjm
    @jasonmelanconjm 7 років тому +3

    You have got to be one of the best UA-camr's alive

  • @ghostief
    @ghostief 7 років тому +5

    This video was incredibly aesthetic, review brah

  • @musclebabies
    @musclebabies 7 років тому +2

    Time for my morning onion sniffin.

  • @ArtTasticCreations
    @ArtTasticCreations 6 років тому +1

    You should do some reviews of the food from P.F. Changs and Pei Wei.

  • @lionsmanecreations
    @lionsmanecreations 7 років тому +10

    Your use of a fork was like watching a caveman try to start a fire for the first time.

  • @FoolFlixTV
    @FoolFlixTV 7 років тому +1

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU. I just wished I was like a close friend of yours and lived near you and I could act like these videos don't impress me but they really do.

  • @EmeritusBC
    @EmeritusBC 7 років тому +2

    FOOOooooOOOD RevieEEw. This always makes my day.

  • @legendsword7
    @legendsword7 7 років тому +3

    The sauce tastes like cake icing. Maybe they made it wrong at my location

  • @erkandpent
    @erkandpent 6 років тому +1

    Hey ROTW! You should try the walnut shrimp from Panda Express. It’s delicious.

  • @commando1912
    @commando1912 7 років тому +6

    I want him to be my English teacher

  • @sirdarklust
    @sirdarklust 7 років тому +1

    Nice A Tecsun 660. I have mine about 3 feet from me. Anyway, I hate shrimp, since they look like some scifi monster that crawls up your butt and takes over your mind.

  • @thebroskeez
    @thebroskeez 5 років тому +1

    Like many, I randomly had one of these in my recommendeds. Curious, but cautious, I clicked with anticipation of what I was about to see. 20 episodes later, my pleasure is immeasurable, and my days are not ruined.

  • @Retroxity
    @Retroxity 7 років тому +2

    The scenery reminds me of planet Namek. Before Frieza blew it up.

  • @IvanKisaragi
    @IvanKisaragi 7 років тому +3

    how do you stay in so skinny, my good man? eating all these fast foods.

  • @ivanoreo2106
    @ivanoreo2106 7 років тому +2

    I really like these kinds of reviews he does plus he's funny which makes it a great video to watch my favorite. good job

  • @TheWeedMan213
    @TheWeedMan213 7 років тому +1

    This man is so god damn proper and professional... I'm very impressed and very happy to be subscribed keep up the great work my good sir 👏🏽

  • @TheAdventurousHermits
    @TheAdventurousHermits 7 років тому +8

    I do prefer when he eats and stares into my soul but ReviewBrah can do no wrong so no complaints here.

  • @kingxerocole4616
    @kingxerocole4616 7 років тому +1

    Holy shit, guys. Have you heard about this on your shortwave broadcast radio?
    *ROBOTS!*

  • @seth3427
    @seth3427 7 років тому +3

    just found my favorite UA-camr.good job on OUTSTANDING quality reviews.and some side humor to.

  • @jackd9928
    @jackd9928 7 років тому +15

    When he turned the radio on and started eating it reminded me of Fallout for some reason. Literally like a scene from the end of the world lol

  • @Andyyyk47
    @Andyyyk47 7 років тому +1

    You peacefully eating in your garden with your suit on and the radio blaring doomsday like news of the robots taking over, was oddly satisfying.

  • @theyughichannel5987
    @theyughichannel5987 7 років тому +1

    You should travel to other countries and try other food :D "This is running on empty world review". Haha

  • @sh0gun___
    @sh0gun___ 7 років тому +1

    Onion lovers unite