@@justinusjulius5007 it’s just funny because they decided on Milton Keynes..it was deffo not around in 270BC Milton Keynes is also a long running joke in the U.K
How slow does one have to play to give the Roman the chance to have not just stonewalls but large stonewalls. Still not an issue you can build machine gun towers just fine as Britons. Baring that just siege them until the time runs out.
The only thing I hate about Rome 1 is that the barbarian factions are so damn weak, and I hate it you can't get large mega cities like the other factions do, sure it was a thing in BI but never liked that expansion that much.
The video ends because Britannia is way too frustrating to actually play. By the time you get past the Gauls the Romans are going to shove your shit up through your nostrils.
'Ates iron 'Ates the mainland 'Ates Romans (Not racist, just don't like 'em) Luvs me Britain Luvs me blue paint Luvs me Stonehenge Luvs me chariot Simple as.
*Woad Warriors bang shields
CAWHM ON ENGALAND!
*Viciously bangs shields
SCORE SUM FAHCKEN GOAWLS!
Ironically the English are descended from the Germanics.
cam on ingurland
Scoar soem fakin goals
*Aggressively swallows mic*
Milton Keynes 270BC fucking got me 😂
Is the pun that it is a new city which would correspond to that one farmstead only?
Cause I didn't quite get it.
@@justinusjulius5007 it’s just funny because they decided on Milton Keynes..it was deffo not around in 270BC
Milton Keynes is also a long running joke in the U.K
As someone born in Milton keynes i'm hyper ventillating it's so funny
@@jamescpalmer apologies for the above I guess then ;)
@@justinusjulius5007 It's because Milton Keynes was built in like 1975 only 45 years ago hahaha :D
Whoever knew what those 2000 years ago would have thought of people in the future making memes
@Francisco Kayson bots gonna bot
@@joehill4094 it do be
I think they'd be proud of us
“The younger generation are weak and stupid”
They'd laugh I'm sure
Showing a picture of Mel Gibson for the woad warrior unit is actually a double reference if you think about it.
Mel Gibson forgets that the battle of Stirling bridge actually had a bridge in it.
@@holdencross5904 yes
@@ptitfrancgaulois8014 I completely forgot about this comment
Mate that’s fucking spot on
Also loads a money 👍👌
thanks for not exterminating ireland like Oliver
I just want to hear an entire army of Chariots screaming “DUNMAGLASS”
Now you can redo this, R E M A S T E R E D
Really hope you continue these. Got a chuckle from me!
Milton Keynes is probably the most memed town in Britain 😂😂
“These rustics are so inept” lmfaoaoaoao
It's not real if you aren't spamming chariot autoresolve to conquer the world with literally 4 units
It stops being fun once you enter roman territory and you have no siege equipment against their large walls
*sad barbarian noises*
Can’t have walls if you raze every settlement before it grows 😎
Just spam spies.
How slow does one have to play to give the Roman the chance to have not just stonewalls but large stonewalls. Still not an issue you can build machine gun towers just fine as Britons. Baring that just siege them until the time runs out.
The only thing I hate about Rome 1 is that the barbarian factions are so damn weak, and I hate it you can't get large mega cities like the other factions do, sure it was a thing in BI but never liked that expansion that much.
I physically cringed when those chariots got caught by the pikes near the end
And actually pretty smart. My brother had a very hard time dealing these phalanx men
They melt like butter
lmao i wasn't expecting tony sopranos refrence in Rome total war shitposting video
2:15 Famous Skeletor quote: 'WHAT?!'
This Video needs way more attention
"Am i not merciful?!?!"
Lmao, great Commodus quote
As someone born in Milton keynes i'm hyper ventillating it's so funny
Damn the matn flashbacks hit hard
Sven you are still remembered
No peas with Romans!
Masterpiece
Love the ending!!! More of that please!
Nicely memed! Keep at it.
Your RomeTotalWar videso are pure gold!!
I dont know what I've just watched :D but I liked it
Loving the videos mate. Gonna boot up Rome TW later today 😀
0:06 the most contested piece of land in the entirety of Britian, because no one can find it
This is a work of art
Turtling with them and then invading with chosen sword men and head hurlers is so fun
u got potential bro, funny stuff
Imagine this on the remastered version😩
For the glory of Britannia
More my guy!
Lovely but less hit marker sound would be nice.
Agreed, I put way too many in this one hahah
"Shut it down the barbarians know" is crazy 😭
Milton Keynes, where all great stories begin.
I can only see the minus8 video with that music in the background
Well done
Milton Keynes😂
ah yes the great british pastime of subjugating the Irish
All those fucking roads built are now gone except for the dual carriageways of ancient Milton Keynes.
Idk how you were not attacked by the Gauls first. They always torpedoed me 😂
this guy is god. nice video
THE DAY IS OURRSSSSSSSS
Nostalgic
Best fraction, best barbatians!
I thought the best fraction was division?
The British laugh was the cherry on the pie
no matter what happens the brits always beat the germans even if they have large pikes
Holdup what abt ww2
@@haywoodjablowme2812 we beat them
@@Toonfanatic1994 Britain held but Soviets beat them.
Thats milton keynes today tbh
100% agree on Milton Keynes
Keep these up?
Britons/the Brythonic are Welsh/Cumbric m80, *not* English
Senaculus never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
This the UA-camr who makes the Sopranos Skyrim memes!?
I am the greatest.
Oh no it's the julii run!
Very nice video 😂😂😂😂
There can be no cheezy peas!!!
My kingdom for an orihalchum ingot
you can tell the person who made this is English from the "Milton Keynes, 270 B.C." lmaooo
No foot archers available, but had archers on light chariots?
True, true
No peas!
Hahahahahahaha
Before my grandfather......
Ooooooooo
More of these
My suspicion that "Rule Britannia" was gonna get real L O U D saved my speakers
You know I bet the Brittons were big fans of Yoshi's Island Athletic Theme
Talks about Romans shows Hannibal
Wait, where's the Monty Python reference..?
WERRRR THE DONS WER THE DONS WER THE DOOONSSSSSS
Think I saw Harry Kane in there somewhere
In summary:
*laughs in British
Sopranos: Total War!
All Hail Britannia!
Should have showed footage where your arms routs. Cause morale is à joke with Venice.
God bless England
Конец идеален 😂😂😂
HANNIBAL Buress as a ROMAN!?!? YES.
Chariots op
I went for the gauls first because i thought it would be funny, my next target is Germania
I didn't know Alex Jones did voice narrations.
Milton Keynes 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Im dead😂
it died on the vine..... uuuuh.... the legions, dey moved or somethin...
English football hooligans assault German fans, 300 BCE colorised
Wait what!? He destroyed de phalanx with (idk how its in english) war cars?
chariots?
@@Doyouevenliftjpg Well, now i know what a chariot is and the fact that chariot is a word after all...
@@jpggamer106 I guess you do. Where are you from?
@@Doyouevenliftjpg Spain
fuck this game was great
Meh, should have been the bass-boosted Cymric national anthem,
Yep, defo not the anthem of the Britons!
Start a petition to take the peas from the romans
My Britannian generals never fair so well verses warbands.
playing a barbarian faction for the first time really opens your eyes to how powerful the roman units are lol
Britain in a nutshell.
England eew
ate Romans
ate Saxons
ate Picts
luv me mead
luv me chariot
luv me Boudicca
not racist just don’t like em
simple as
Please chill with the sound effects
The video ends because Britannia is way too frustrating to actually play. By the time you get past the Gauls the Romans are going to shove your shit up through your nostrils.
Lov me hom
Lov ingrund
Lov quin
Simpleaz
tbh i never touch the germans no matter who im playing , im too scared of their phalanxes lol
dint even fight rome
'Ates iron
'Ates the mainland
'Ates Romans (Not racist, just don't like 'em)
Luvs me Britain
Luvs me blue paint
Luvs me Stonehenge
Luvs me chariot
Simple as.
Actually kinda jokes
ENGLAND LIVES
Well, in this timeframe Britain is more like just Wales. England is still in Germania.