I Spoke To Dream's Mom

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2020
  • Today TommyInnit speaks to the Real Life Mom of Dream in Minecraft. This was insane.
    STREAMING DAILY, LIVE ON DREAM'S SMP - / tommyinnit
    Edited by Tommy + Big Man Editor Larry ( @LarryTL )
    @dream
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    Today Me and Dream have lots of laughs on the Dream SMP and I even speak to his Real Life Mom! Now, although this isn't a Vlog like I met Wilbur Soot in Real Life, I do speak to Dream's REAL LIFE Mother. It was so funny, fun, and crazy! POG CHAMP!!!!!
    Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is Dream and I starting a group! POG CHAMP!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 27 тис.

  • @user-sf4yg5nc4s
    @user-sf4yg5nc4s 3 роки тому +3397

    “Are you disappointed in Dream?”
    **Leaves call**

  • @ryukigaoh1274
    @ryukigaoh1274 3 роки тому +4693

    “Is he a child?”
    “He is a child”
    “OH MY”

  • @Moon_The_Magical
    @Moon_The_Magical Рік тому +372

    2:57 reminds me of when Technoblade and Dream were in prison together and Techno asked if Dream had published anything to Wattpad. Dream paused for a second before saying no, and Techno replied with; "You hesitated." "I didn't hesitate I-" "You- There was a noticeable hesitation." "I WAS NOT hesitating."

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer Рік тому +11

      I’m genuinely curious if he published anything to Wattpad now-

    • @21aanyamathur44
      @21aanyamathur44 Рік тому +5

      He had dnf fics on there

    • @neimanemes
      @neimanemes 11 місяців тому +3

      he wrote percy jackson self-insert fics

    • @tomsterbg8130
      @tomsterbg8130 9 місяців тому +2

      He's the heavily filtered type of speaker, thinking before his words

  • @user-cm2gf2bb9c
    @user-cm2gf2bb9c 2 роки тому +33

    0:41
    Tommy:"Hello Big D."
    Dream:"Hi!you should-stop calling me that"
    Tommy:"Why?"
    Dream:"cause it makes me uncomfortable- and I have to express that"
    Tommy:"I'm Sorry Small D. "
    Dream:"👁👄👁..."

  • @Avocatto
    @Avocatto 3 роки тому +2869

    Tommy: Who’s been meaner to me? You
    Technoblade: *laughs in smp earth*

  • @hailchocolate617
    @hailchocolate617 3 роки тому +3071

    “No- no- I’m an _only_ child not a lonely child-“
    “ _They’re the same thing_ ”

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 3 роки тому +2

      Hmm, nope.

    • @sleepygummi
      @sleepygummi 3 роки тому +2

      i feel so attacked

    • @anasanam6812
      @anasanam6812 3 роки тому +2

      Arthur reference?

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Where I live there are no kids my age accept my friend and it's very lonely when I can't hangout with her.

    • @derrindouglas1936
      @derrindouglas1936 3 роки тому +4

      How many vids does he need Dream in? He’s not strong on his own? Tired of getting this crap in recommended

  • @NtValNtVal
    @NtValNtVal Рік тому +18

    9:57
    dream: **takes off chestplate**
    Tommy: **smiles**

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 днів тому

      9:57 dream: *takes off chestplate* Tommy: *smiles*

  • @redrahman2933
    @redrahman2933 Рік тому +84

    the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 днів тому

      the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

  • @c4t1vr
    @c4t1vr 3 роки тому +1658

    “i was about to swear”
    “she told me not to”
    “that doesn’t mean you have to listen to her. i don’t listen to her”

    • @potatoeboy8757
      @potatoeboy8757 3 роки тому +21

      soldiermaanSZN such a lie dude stfu stop no pity

    • @jeaneus1873
      @jeaneus1873 3 роки тому +8

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b you keep saying different things each time try uploading funny content on your own like everyone else stfu it takes work

    • @Leeeague
      @Leeeague 3 роки тому +5

      stop giving @@user-ll8ht1ug3b attention if you just ignored him he would've stopped

    • @lukethetoaster
      @lukethetoaster 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @ahmednaqvi1026
      @ahmednaqvi1026 3 роки тому

      Nubistic djhhj

  • @yukikaenthusiast5164
    @yukikaenthusiast5164 3 роки тому +4033

    "I'm an only child, not a lonely child."
    "Oh, same thing"
    *No no, he's got a point*

  • @loreleiwaslate2688
    @loreleiwaslate2688 2 роки тому +35

    Dream: I dont have a favourite human
    Tommy: *Shakes head in disapproval*

    • @The-Glitch-Error
      @The-Glitch-Error Рік тому

      your mother is soposed to be your favorite DREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 днів тому

      Dream: I dont have a favourite human Tommy: Shakes head in disapproval

  • @jackbrogan270
    @jackbrogan270 2 роки тому +73

    Tommy. “How do you treat it?”
    Dream. “By spankings.”
    Where’s George when you need him

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 3 роки тому +3125

    “Ima lonely child”
    “...”
    “...”
    “WAIT NO IM A ONLY CHILD”
    “Oh ok, *same thing* ”

    • @CapybaraEnthusiast2
      @CapybaraEnthusiast2 3 роки тому +37

      I’m an only child and I can confirm

    • @eggrollsoup
      @eggrollsoup 3 роки тому +6

      would i be considered an only child if my brother didnt live with me past the age of like 10 and had little interaction before but now is gone for many months at a time?

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 роки тому +2

      f

    • @adnanbinzakir
      @adnanbinzakir 3 роки тому +1

      Ekusuplosho

    • @Abyssable135
      @Abyssable135 3 роки тому

      an*

  • @eefflie
    @eefflie 3 роки тому +1730

    Dream doesn’t have to say “eyes up here”

  • @mrcobraplayz5599
    @mrcobraplayz5599 Рік тому +6

    "Girls have cooties"
    Me:I BEG UR PARDON

  • @jakesandy4266
    @jakesandy4266 10 місяців тому +4

    14:35 He actually starts talking to his mom

  • @sanenomg
    @sanenomg 3 роки тому +4989

    His mother calls dream “Hey Ceramic.”

  • @pizza_rat2288
    @pizza_rat2288 3 роки тому +7022

    Tommy: *hello Big D*
    Dream: don’t call me that
    Tommy: *ok Small D*

    • @bracethevoid
      @bracethevoid 3 роки тому +78

      OOOHHHHHHHHH

    • @ninjakillergaming4891
      @ninjakillergaming4891 3 роки тому +77

      @@bracethevoid OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @samarthgautam
      @samarthgautam 3 роки тому +84

      @NG CYNN DEE Moe it also stands for something else

    • @GodKoalaa
      @GodKoalaa 3 роки тому +29

      NG CYNN DEE Moe
      D also means d*ck

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +21

      BIG PP!!

  • @Booyacabunga27
    @Booyacabunga27 Рік тому +6

    Dream: your family calls you child
    Tommy:NO THEY DONT!
    Me: (laughing so hard)

  • @RaqiGames
    @RaqiGames Рік тому +3

    Dream : technoblade isn't better than me
    Technoblade : ARE YOU INSULTING ME

  • @julissahernandez1190
    @julissahernandez1190 3 роки тому +824

    tommy: "take off your shirt"
    Dream: "WHATTT!! tommy your so weird "
    also dream " i like when george screams"

  • @noctuiddawn
    @noctuiddawn 3 роки тому +1032

    Dream- “Girls have cooties”
    Spoken like a true first grader.

    • @haha-pk4di
      @haha-pk4di 3 роки тому +16

      LMAOOO YES

    • @beans27_
      @beans27_ 3 роки тому +3

      AHAHHAHAHAH

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 3 роки тому +8

      Thomas has never heard of such bullshit

    • @keimakatsuragi1705
      @keimakatsuragi1705 3 роки тому +8

      Cooties are a real term in the English language, which was derived from the Malaysian term kutu which stands for small parasitic insects that live in your skin.

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 3 роки тому +2

      @@keimakatsuragi1705 Well, that means their definition is completely incorrect

  • @connorcannon6019
    @connorcannon6019 Місяць тому +3

    R.I.P technoblade

  • @IFUCKINHLOBEHHANDHB
    @IFUCKINHLOBEHHANDHB 8 місяців тому +3

    Tommy is such a good UA-camr my whole entire family likes his content😭

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 днів тому

      Tommy is such a good UA-camr my whole entire family likes his content 😭

  • @fungusishere
    @fungusishere 3 роки тому +1711

    Dream talks about his little sister
    Tommy; “I’m a lonely child”
    Also Tommy; “.... I MEANT ONLY CHILD”

    • @nightmare4254
      @nightmare4254 3 роки тому +30

      Seems like Tommy needs a gal in his life.

    • @winkdinkk
      @winkdinkk 3 роки тому +14

      the awkward silence that followed made it even better

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 3 роки тому +7

      I meant a single child

    • @dinogoose1053
      @dinogoose1053 3 роки тому +1

      600th like!

    • @Keke-mg7of
      @Keke-mg7of 3 роки тому +1

      He cald himself a child!

  • @ehananwar70
    @ehananwar70 Рік тому +4

    rip to my man techno :(

  • @XD.73-849
    @XD.73-849 Рік тому +3

    9:50 I thought Dream was going to say ‘you’

  • @fatpigeon7
    @fatpigeon7 3 роки тому +653

    *Tommy:* "what do you so all day then, dream?"
    *Dream:* "I kill people.."
    *Silence*
    *Dream:* "OH! You mean in real life."

    • @huuman6706
      @huuman6706 3 роки тому +8

      2:30 Ur welcome :)

    • @Non_Consistent_Potato
      @Non_Consistent_Potato 3 роки тому

      @@huuman6706 thank you Human

    • @namanvevo
      @namanvevo 3 роки тому +2

      *TommY* My mom said that if I got 100 likes on my premiere song she will buy me a mic! I needed that *Begging you*

    • @NevilsicoShard
      @NevilsicoShard 3 роки тому

      **"Oh, you mean in-game?"**

  • @sophia-hp1tt
    @sophia-hp1tt 3 роки тому +12231

    *”girls have cooties”*
    -Dream, a 21 year old adult

  • @jellypyropizzaeater9633
    @jellypyropizzaeater9633 Рік тому +13

    I’m not even British and I call my ‘mom’ ‘mum’

  • @arxoloil
    @arxoloil 7 місяців тому +1

    Tommy and dream having a normal conversation is so wholesome

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 роки тому +20598

    Tommy in 2021: I went to dreams thanksgiving dinner

  • @ExoticCannibal
    @ExoticCannibal 3 роки тому +2146

    The title of this video should really be:
    “Dream and I had a stupid argument that lasted for 21 minutes”

  • @vzloverr
    @vzloverr 8 місяців тому +2

    Dude might aswell just go to dreams house and have a family dinner there 💀

  • @Judewars
    @Judewars 2 роки тому +10

    17:17 We don't talk about Erin no no no

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 днів тому

      17:17 We don't talk about Erin no no no

  • @giod7505
    @giod7505 3 роки тому +2905

    Tommy: You can’t even ban me
    Dream: *bans him*
    Tommy: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @yourpersonaldemon7825
    @yourpersonaldemon7825 3 роки тому +2024

    "How old's your sister?"
    "13... I think."
    Dream doesn't even know his sister's age meanwhile people know his height, age, phobias and date of birth.

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 3 роки тому +131

      Oh lord.... That's little creepy if you ask me.

    • @yourpersonaldemon7825
      @yourpersonaldemon7825 3 роки тому +56

      @@Moon_Bloom There's a wikipedia page about him....
      The life of a well-known youtuber.

    • @adithyays731
      @adithyays731 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/iUY9rFw_lq8/v-deo.html

    • @2anony
      @2anony 3 роки тому +22

      @@Moon_Bloom Yeah but I think that's basic info. It would be creepier if it was other things :v

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 3 роки тому +14

      @@2anony True. It's just I don't want people to know what phobias I have.

  • @max_n_friendz
    @max_n_friendz Рік тому +5

    It's sad that techno died

  • @imwhispy
    @imwhispy Рік тому +9

    Tommy: "Technoblade is better than you"
    Dream: "No he's not"
    *oh buddy...*

  • @aliwashere666
    @aliwashere666 3 роки тому +2088

    Tommy: “Are you disappointed in dream?’’
    Dreams mom: ...
    *Leaves Instantly*

  • @SnoozingMoose
    @SnoozingMoose 3 роки тому +1069

    “You don’t have to listen to her, I don’t listen to her”
    -Dream 2020

  • @user-tz4ht3yx8n
    @user-tz4ht3yx8n 9 місяців тому +1

    “I wake up”
    “I play games for 100hours”
    “I sleep”
    “I wake up”

  • @pinkish_dragon
    @pinkish_dragon Рік тому +3

    Not even close baby techno blade never dies RIP ❤️❤️❤️

  • @j.ill3143
    @j.ill3143 3 роки тому +3740

    10:01
    Dream: *takes off chestplate*
    Tommy: *smile*
    Dream: SEE YOU SMILED

    • @Dream-ht2pe
      @Dream-ht2pe 3 роки тому +9

      LUL

    • @s4vvq
      @s4vvq 3 роки тому +12

      @CrookedSmiles ew that ship is terrible, I ship gogy x Clay

    • @lavolien
      @lavolien 3 роки тому +68

      @@s4vvq pls dont ship real people

    • @symlees3357
      @symlees3357 3 роки тому +76

      @CrookedSmiles tommy's a minor who has expressed that he's uncomfortable being shipped. stop

    • @jazminesarchive
      @jazminesarchive 3 роки тому +3

      @@s4vvq also Respect the ships ;-;

  • @skatblip7991
    @skatblip7991 3 роки тому +1184

    “I wake up”
    “Commit tax fraud”
    “Then go to sleep”
    Lmao

    • @jolli2483
      @jolli2483 3 роки тому +2

      why a robloxian wqtch a minecraft and why am i watching mc

    • @randomperson8087
      @randomperson8087 3 роки тому +1

      @@jolli2483 cause why not?

    • @C2R1_
      @C2R1_ 3 роки тому

      @@veschlelysia Woaahhh me too

    • @heresyfinder8720
      @heresyfinder8720 3 роки тому +2

      And then he showed Ludwig lol

    • @madjoe1803
      @madjoe1803 3 роки тому

      what a coincidence, i went to the comment section, i was reading your comment then dream is saying it

  • @placeholder5877
    @placeholder5877 4 дні тому +2

    6:46 best quote of 2020

  • @Starting-star
    @Starting-star Рік тому +2

    Tommy: *exists*
    Dream: EAT YOUR SOCK

  • @zyncsmp_real
    @zyncsmp_real 3 роки тому +4283

    Tommy: how old is your sister?
    Dream: 13. I think.
    What a great brother!

    • @flan6449
      @flan6449 3 роки тому +310

      Lol I forget my sisters age all the time. She’s like 17 and I still think she’s 9 sometimes

    • @zyncsmp_real
      @zyncsmp_real 3 роки тому +24

      Lol I do too

    • @anuvijain6042
      @anuvijain6042 3 роки тому +143

      Nah that's just an older brother thing cause my brother forgets my age all the time.

    • @zyncsmp_real
      @zyncsmp_real 3 роки тому +12

      Yea Ik tho it’s kinda funny hehe

    • @billy6678
      @billy6678 3 роки тому +47

      My whole family thinks I’m 14....
      I’m 13..

  • @matrixx7547
    @matrixx7547 3 роки тому +7720

    “I kill people”
    “Oh you mean irl?”
    George: *intense sweating*

    • @oscie
      @oscie 3 роки тому +48

      clay not george ;)

    • @lewbston7852
      @lewbston7852 3 роки тому +10

      R 😠

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 3 роки тому +10

      666 likes

    • @Mortomi
      @Mortomi 3 роки тому +11

      Oscar Hudson cALl hIM bY HIs REaL nAmE
      (Also it’s a gay joke you pleb)

    • @WingsNoir
      @WingsNoir 3 роки тому +1

      vua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @wyatthofer3769
    @wyatthofer3769 Рік тому +10

    I like how dream was like I’m better than Technoblade at the beginning then the next day Technoblade destroyed him.
    RIP Technoblade

  • @ahhhahahhahah
    @ahhhahahhahah 2 роки тому +3

    Title: "I Spoke to Dream's Mom"
    *Dreams mom there for 5 seconds of the 20 minute video

  • @starry6918
    @starry6918 3 роки тому +6233

    if dream's sister is "Drista", then should Dream's mum be "Drum"

    • @delphi_lasagna
      @delphi_lasagna 3 роки тому +451

      😂
      What if dream had a brother? Drother
      Dreams dad: drad

    • @mangomilk0943
      @mangomilk0943 3 роки тому +104

      @@delphi_lasagna that actually sounds cool tbh,

    • @varunsharma406
      @varunsharma406 3 роки тому +216

      I play drums, so that means I bang Dream's Mum??

    • @starry6918
      @starry6918 3 роки тому +74

      @@varunsharma406 oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @delphi_lasagna
      @delphi_lasagna 3 роки тому +39

      @@varunsharma406
      Maybe?-

  • @slittingggg
    @slittingggg 3 роки тому +2150

    Tommy: have you ever killed someone in real life?
    Dream: ... *no?...*

    • @alpha-dj3rk
      @alpha-dj3rk 3 роки тому +3

      @@_emstar omg that's insane

    • @_emstar
      @_emstar 3 роки тому +12

      @@alpha-dj3rk
      .    。    •   ゚  。   .
         .      .     。   。 .  
      .   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •
        ゚   alpha 7943 was not An Impostor.  。 .
        '    1 Impostor remains     。
        ゚   .   . ,    .  .

    • @justakid2804
      @justakid2804 3 роки тому +8

      Oh shoot, it's not me-
      ° • ° • °
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° • ° • ° • °
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° • ° • ° • No one was ejected(Tie) • °. •°. •.° 1 imposter remains°.
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° •

    • @slittingggg
      @slittingggg 3 роки тому +1

      @@justakid2804 where did ya get the text? The among us one

    • @hyacinthtan9567
      @hyacinthtan9567 3 роки тому +3

      Seems kinda sus

  • @junie.is.awesome101
    @junie.is.awesome101 2 роки тому +3

    16:29 that aged well

  • @onda-chanuwu1754
    @onda-chanuwu1754 2 роки тому +5

    His laugh makes me calm

  • @drumptruck6268
    @drumptruck6268 3 роки тому +2255

    her voice has a definite "mom" quality to it, and idk how to explain it lol but it's there

  • @clo6870
    @clo6870 3 роки тому +693

    “have you every killed anyone in real life?”
    *silence...*
    ⁿᵒ

  • @Summerdreamedits
    @Summerdreamedits 3 місяці тому +2

    9:57 it has to be the funniest

  • @fricekingdom7611
    @fricekingdom7611 Рік тому +4

    Toms next video: I spoke to Dream’s dog!

  • @pipintheapple3212
    @pipintheapple3212 3 роки тому +590

    Dream's Mom: "Who's this?"
    Tommy: "This is .... GeorgeNotFound"

    • @elena4875
      @elena4875 3 роки тому +20

      During the stream without cuts it was more like “this is.. this.. this is... GeorgeNotFound”

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 3 роки тому +1

      Pip In The Apple TommyNotFound

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 3 роки тому

      Emperor Flaminate yes

    • @Alexb-ti8rn
      @Alexb-ti8rn 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 3 роки тому

      Alexb Gaming I just replied to you in approximately 20 seconds

  • @SpookyyReject
    @SpookyyReject 3 роки тому +17705

    “Hello Big d”
    “Don’t call me that”
    “Okay small d”
    “Not that either...”
    “D money”

  • @rodyisdaddy
    @rodyisdaddy Рік тому +2

    i love when tommy is confused he goes like: "gahhahahoogah"

  • @frankjiang3295
    @frankjiang3295 2 роки тому +6

    This was the journey the creators of Lord Of The Rings could only dream of…

  • @therosepicaxe1829
    @therosepicaxe1829 3 роки тому +862

    Dreams mom: 'Yeah I dont really like swearing'
    Tommy: 'Frick'

  • @someone9677
    @someone9677 3 роки тому +4556

    “How old is your sister?”
    “13”
    ......
    “I think”
    Thank you for all the likes!^^

    • @2anony
      @2anony 3 роки тому +205

      My brother is like that too lmao
      What a great brother 🥰

    • @slambotv1334
      @slambotv1334 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah me too

    • @dysanity
      @dysanity 3 роки тому +36

      I did that to my brothers 🥰

    • @mramelka500
      @mramelka500 3 роки тому +16

      This is me to my younger brother-

    • @tuna_fish1438
      @tuna_fish1438 3 роки тому +7

      I forgot how old my older brother is

  • @Norachantir
    @Norachantir Рік тому +1

    Tommy in 2022: I spoke to dreams great grandfather

  • @ajgonzalezg220
    @ajgonzalezg220 Рік тому +1

    Just being bros for at least 4 minutes
    Dream and Tommy

  • @mifosmovievault8335
    @mifosmovievault8335 3 роки тому +2735

    A true rise and grind scheduled
    "I wake up"
    "commit tax fraud"
    "then go to sleep"
    - dream

  • @HamCUHC
    @HamCUHC 3 роки тому +878

    Dream: "you have cooties"
    Tommy (being british and not understanding): "whats cooties?"
    Dream: "girls have them"
    Tommy: *is it a private part*

    • @giannamitchell3528
      @giannamitchell3528 3 роки тому +120

      HE THOUGHT COOTIES WERE COOCHIES IM DEADDDD

    • @dervc6952
      @dervc6952 3 роки тому +23

      I could not have worded it any better then dream

    • @aristoumeehan4076
      @aristoumeehan4076 3 роки тому +23

      I’m a Brit and I’ve been soooo confused about what cooties is for ages

    • @chxrries37
      @chxrries37 3 роки тому +14

      Surely I am not the only Brit that knew what cooties was right?

    • @coolio2000
      @coolio2000 3 роки тому +7

      @@chxrries37 yeah, but not from school or British films, from American films, books etc...

  • @Radiodemon120
    @Radiodemon120 Рік тому +2

    I love how he genuinely apologized to dream for saying his mom doesn’t love him

  • @DEEJEE_2009
    @DEEJEE_2009 Рік тому +1

    You know wat I like about tommy is that every time he laughs it’s loud

  • @AlasWasTaken
    @AlasWasTaken 3 роки тому +4387

    Tommyinnit: How old is your sister?
    Dream: 13 I “think”

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 2 роки тому +2976

    “You’re a child? Oh my...” that was the most mom sounding thing ever

    • @patient0750
      @patient0750 2 роки тому +14

      YES🤣🤣🤣

    • @kiarakagelia261
      @kiarakagelia261 2 роки тому +14

      tommy should just tell mother Dream what he done to him😂😂😂

    • @aeronalvarez6509
      @aeronalvarez6509 2 роки тому +6

      I imagine ara ara

    • @Hatsun3Miku3
      @Hatsun3Miku3 2 роки тому +2

      @@aeronalvarez6509 lol

    • @sylviaarmin180
      @sylviaarmin180 2 роки тому +12

      "Oh adult, oh adult, come hither." -Tommyinnit 2020

  • @Fishwolfcrow
    @Fishwolfcrow 8 місяців тому +2

    "I need to see your nipples, take off your shirt"
    "What!?"
    *"I need to see your chest eyes"*

  • @ah3md
    @ah3md 21 день тому +2

    i love the way at 1:32 he turns into a horse💀😭

  • @lanielazer5449
    @lanielazer5449 3 роки тому +1520

    “I don’t have a favorite woman.”
    Dream ain’t no simp.

  • @chcopuddin1335
    @chcopuddin1335 3 роки тому +428

    Dream: “You’re a man child”
    Also Dream: “You have cooties!”

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt 3 роки тому +4

      Tommy isn't a man child, he's just a regular child

    • @namanvevo
      @namanvevo 3 роки тому +1

      *TommY* My mom said that if I got 100 likes on my premiere song she will buy me a mic! I needed that *Begging you*

    • @erenmuse58
      @erenmuse58 3 роки тому +1

      Man child more like the man behind the slaughter lol

  • @Sohamkasar123
    @Sohamkasar123 Рік тому +2

    R.I.P technoblade ull be in our hearts:(

  • @ShouOfficial
    @ShouOfficial Рік тому +1

    12:52 He's A legend

  • @wirelessly__
    @wirelessly__ 3 роки тому +2841

    I actually love Tommy and Dream’s relationship
    “I want you to eat your sock Tommy”
    “Hello big D”
    “Don’t call me that”
    “I’m sorry small D”
    I want this relationship

    • @thefakeepic1874
      @thefakeepic1874 3 роки тому +12

      50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 3 роки тому +41

      imagine being so cringe that only a bot and a criticism is in your reply.

    • @faz_rock
      @faz_rock 3 роки тому +7

      @@vincentdreemurr lol

    • @scenemogoth
      @scenemogoth 3 роки тому

      Yup

    • @Blockyverse
      @Blockyverse 3 роки тому

      I have this relationship wirh someone i dont know irl

  • @adriandechavez8687
    @adriandechavez8687 3 роки тому +1368

    Dream: I kill people
    Tommy: Oh, you mean IRL
    Dream: The law requires I say no

  • @darkx_ai
    @darkx_ai 9 місяців тому +1

    Niki:"Techno's my friend."
    Dream:"F**k you,niki"

  • @Bamboo_https
    @Bamboo_https Місяць тому +1

    “Well techno’s my friend :)” ILYY

  • @tetsu5658
    @tetsu5658 3 роки тому +1521

    “My family calls me clay”
    “You family calls you child”
    My family calls me “the middle child” or in accusations “disappointment”

    • @potate7598
      @potate7598 3 роки тому +16

      Well that’s not good...

    • @watwaslit8071
      @watwaslit8071 3 роки тому +12

      True

    • @chloe-pl2gh
      @chloe-pl2gh 3 роки тому +1

      Burnt_ rice how are you gonna say true to that? you dont know their family

    • @watwaslit8071
      @watwaslit8071 3 роки тому +5

      @@chloe-pl2gh no child I mean I can relate.

    • @sahinkapoor4282
      @sahinkapoor4282 3 роки тому +3

      Your families acknowledge your existence?

  • @nex24_
    @nex24_ 3 роки тому +295

    "Are you disappointed in Dream?"
    Dream: *_leaves vc in panic_*

  • @btggamer7623
    @btggamer7623 Рік тому +9

    Tommy never fails to make my funny bone ache for days on end!

  • @frosty_holly4
    @frosty_holly4 9 місяців тому

    I love watching tommyinnit videos he makes me laugh he's funny

  • @justqt_
    @justqt_ 3 роки тому +11188

    "I wake up"
    "Commit tax fraud"
    "Then go to sleep"
    -dream's schedule

  • @sugarcrystal8122
    @sugarcrystal8122 3 роки тому +8853

    “My mom calls me Clay”
    10 minutes later
    “Who is this?”
    “this is dreams mom”
    Hmmmm

    • @dumb_pringles6412
      @dumb_pringles6412 3 роки тому +453

      OML U RIGHT- well he did mute so he could have told her to call him Dream -.>-. The world may never know

    • @Mayra9148
      @Mayra9148 3 роки тому +571

      i mean she knows he is usually publicly referred to as dream so

    • @divine4582
      @divine4582 3 роки тому +103

      Mrs Dream ofc she calls his son Dream

    • @harumatkovic9571
      @harumatkovic9571 3 роки тому +57

      Maybe she thought his name is a secret

    • @overripeschnitzel
      @overripeschnitzel 3 роки тому +66

      Probably thought he didn't want her to say "Clay"...
      or maybe she's not actually his mom-

  • @Lost_hyena722
    @Lost_hyena722 Рік тому +2

    We all miss techno

  • @unvl7682
    @unvl7682 11 місяців тому +2

    19:50 my geography addicted mind thought he was talking about Uzbekistan 💀

  • @Drinoco098
    @Drinoco098 3 роки тому +555

    Dream explaining cooties to a British person is comedy gold.

    • @TehRedd
      @TehRedd 3 роки тому +1

      Can we get sum LULs

    • @CatQueen1323
      @CatQueen1323 3 роки тому +3

      It's slang for lice...

    • @1z4_
      @1z4_ 3 роки тому +1

      I still don't understand

    • @CatQueen1323
      @CatQueen1323 3 роки тому +8

      @@1z4_ Lice are basically little bugs that lay eggs in your hair, and if someone had them you wanted to stay away (as there were no good procedures for dealing with lice for quite a while.) As such you use "cooties" to say you want nothing to do with someone, or just as some kind of kiddie playground banter.

    • @Scrumptious_
      @Scrumptious_ 3 роки тому +3

      CatKing13 No one really knew what cootie meant or what it actually was even if it’s real never bothered to google. We just used it as for something to pick on someone in American culture the girls had “Girls rule boys drool”(Not true to this day never gonna forgot 2nd grade). will we just picked on them and just said EWW disgusting you touched her?!? OMG you HAVE cooties. Now, now everyone even the girls will bully you.(Not me cause of a alpha chad and hadn’t touched a girl since 1st grade.) Do I thinks that good idk don’t plan on doing anything reckless. Not a slang. It’s fake

  • @yowtf7409
    @yowtf7409 3 роки тому +769

    "yeah well I bet you've never SPOKEN to a girl before"
    Tommy: I've spoken to your mom.

  • @emilyjrs5737
    @emilyjrs5737 Рік тому +10

    2:43
    Dream does tax fraud?

  • @eduardojuarez3245
    @eduardojuarez3245 9 місяців тому

    Tommy In 2022: I became dreams father

  • @reiji3934
    @reiji3934 3 роки тому +1731

    Dream : your family calls you "child" your mom like " child, come here."
    Tommy : does your mom go "oh adult come here."?
    Dream : well...no.

  • @creamy1312
    @creamy1312 3 роки тому +2948

    Dream: "Girls have cooties."
    Tommy: "That seems sexist"
    Literally Tommy: "Just killed a woman feeling good."
    Edit: Lol, didn't mean to sound like I thought it was sexist. Just saying that if Tommy thinks cooties is sexist his line is a lot worse. oops

    • @gothcoth
      @gothcoth 3 роки тому +70

      he's got his priorities right

    • @carlafuqua1685
      @carlafuqua1685 3 роки тому +16

      well the second thing isn't sexist so..?

    • @reyeshcha
      @reyeshcha 3 роки тому +2

      Hes being used against him self

    • @hypershot3616
      @hypershot3616 3 роки тому +17

      So killing a girl makes you sexist, wow!

    • @rekt307
      @rekt307 3 роки тому +10

      How is killing a girl sexist lol

  • @BlindBread83991
    @BlindBread83991 2 роки тому

    "is it because i always win wars?"
    *LAUGHS IN TECHNO AND DREAM BLOWING UP L'MANBERG*

  • @Rash_Roblox
    @Rash_Roblox 5 місяців тому +1

    By the 100k battle between dream and techno he really meant technoblade will win
    REST IN PEACE, RESPECTED WALKING BACON TECHNOBLADE

  • @siliwillow9055
    @siliwillow9055 3 роки тому +4479

    Tommy: “How old is your sister?”
    Dream: “13......i think.”
    Brother Of The Year Award🥇
    16:23

    • @-Rezin-
      @-Rezin- 3 роки тому +147

      I do the same thing 😂

    • @lsfernands9698
      @lsfernands9698 3 роки тому +71

      lol,i'll be honest i do this too

    • @arnavrathi
      @arnavrathi 3 роки тому +83

      I dont even remember my age i am 2000 born so i calculate lmao

    • @dave6593
      @dave6593 3 роки тому +40

      happens to me all the time. i never remember the exact age of my sister

    • @ChristmasDarkening
      @ChristmasDarkening 3 роки тому +40

      Lol I called my brother 12 on his 21st birthday-