I Spoke To Dream's Mom

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  • @ryukigaoh1274
    @ryukigaoh1274 4 роки тому +5071

    “Is he a child?”
    “He is a child”
    “OH MY”

  • @yukikaenthusiast5164
    @yukikaenthusiast5164 4 роки тому +4389

    "I'm an only child, not a lonely child."
    "Oh, same thing"
    *No no, he's got a point*

  • @pizza_rat2288
    @pizza_rat2288 4 роки тому +7157

    Tommy: *hello Big D*
    Dream: don’t call me that
    Tommy: *ok Small D*

    • @wddadwaasdwasdw
      @wddadwaasdwasdw 4 роки тому +78

      OOOHHHHHHHHH

    • @ninjakillergaming4891
      @ninjakillergaming4891 4 роки тому +77

      @@wddadwaasdwasdw OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @samarthgautam
      @samarthgautam 4 роки тому +83

      @NG CYNN DEE Moe it also stands for something else

    • @GodKoalaa
      @GodKoalaa 4 роки тому +29

      NG CYNN DEE Moe
      D also means d*ck

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 4 роки тому +20

      BIG PP!!

  • @Moon_The_Magical
    @Moon_The_Magical 2 роки тому +594

    2:57 reminds me of when Technoblade and Dream were in prison together and Techno asked if Dream had published anything to Wattpad. Dream paused for a second before saying no, and Techno replied with; "You hesitated." "I didn't hesitate I-" "You- There was a noticeable hesitation." "I WAS NOT hesitating."

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer Рік тому +19

      I’m genuinely curious if he published anything to Wattpad now-

    • @21aanyamathur44
      @21aanyamathur44 Рік тому +11

      He had dnf fics on there

    • @neimanemes
      @neimanemes Рік тому +7

      he wrote percy jackson self-insert fics

    • @tomsterbg8130
      @tomsterbg8130 Рік тому +6

      He's the heavily filtered type of speaker, thinking before his words

    • @Caseohguy45
      @Caseohguy45 5 місяців тому

      R.ip though

  • @exoticlyjae
    @exoticlyjae 4 роки тому +2206

    The title of this video should really be:
    “Dream and I had a stupid argument that lasted for 21 minutes”

  • @j.ill3143
    @j.ill3143 4 роки тому +3813

    10:01
    Dream: *takes off chestplate*
    Tommy: *smile*
    Dream: SEE YOU SMILED

    • @Dream-ht2pe
      @Dream-ht2pe 4 роки тому +9

      LUL

    • @s4vvq
      @s4vvq 4 роки тому +12

      @CrookedSmiles ew that ship is terrible, I ship gogy x Clay

    • @lavolien
      @lavolien 4 роки тому +68

      @@s4vvq pls dont ship real people

    • @tsukeyi
      @tsukeyi 4 роки тому +76

      @CrookedSmiles tommy's a minor who has expressed that he's uncomfortable being shipped. stop

    • @jazminesarchive
      @jazminesarchive 4 роки тому +3

      @@s4vvq also Respect the ships ;-;

  • @1n9-b3c
    @1n9-b3c 4 роки тому +3601

    “Are you disappointed in Dream?”
    **Leaves call**

  • @user-cm2gf2bb9c
    @user-cm2gf2bb9c 2 роки тому +172

    0:41
    Tommy:"Hello Big D."
    Dream:"Hi!you should-stop calling me that"
    Tommy:"Why?"
    Dream:"cause it makes me uncomfortable- and I have to express that"
    Tommy:"I'm Sorry Small D. "
    Dream:"👁👄👁..."

    • @NeonRavenYT
      @NeonRavenYT 9 місяців тому +5

      you know you know 💀

  • @hailchocolate617
    @hailchocolate617 4 роки тому +3221

    “No- no- I’m an _only_ child not a lonely child-“
    “ _They’re the same thing_ ”

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 4 роки тому +2

      Hmm, nope.

    • @sleepygummi
      @sleepygummi 4 роки тому +2

      i feel so attacked

    • @anasanam6812
      @anasanam6812 4 роки тому +2

      Arthur reference?

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Where I live there are no kids my age accept my friend and it's very lonely when I can't hangout with her.

    • @doubled57690
      @doubled57690 4 роки тому +4

      How many vids does he need Dream in? He’s not strong on his own? Tired of getting this crap in recommended

  • @giod7505
    @giod7505 4 роки тому +2931

    Tommy: You can’t even ban me
    Dream: *bans him*
    Tommy: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @julissahernandez1190
    @julissahernandez1190 4 роки тому +885

    tommy: "take off your shirt"
    Dream: "WHATTT!! tommy your so weird "
    also dream " i like when george screams"

  • @TDO-xlunax
    @TDO-xlunax 8 місяців тому +23

    They are both like
    Dream: British child🙄
    Tommy: Americans 🙄

  • @justqt_
    @justqt_ 4 роки тому +11193

    "I wake up"
    "Commit tax fraud"
    "Then go to sleep"
    -dream's schedule

  • @Avocatto
    @Avocatto 4 роки тому +2982

    Tommy: Who’s been meaner to me? You
    Technoblade: *laughs in smp earth*

  • @sugarcrystal8122
    @sugarcrystal8122 4 роки тому +8866

    “My mom calls me Clay”
    10 minutes later
    “Who is this?”
    “this is dreams mom”
    Hmmmm

    • @dumb_pringles6412
      @dumb_pringles6412 4 роки тому +454

      OML U RIGHT- well he did mute so he could have told her to call him Dream -.>-. The world may never know

    • @Mayra9148
      @Mayra9148 4 роки тому +570

      i mean she knows he is usually publicly referred to as dream so

    • @divine4582
      @divine4582 4 роки тому +103

      Mrs Dream ofc she calls his son Dream

    • @harumatkovic9571
      @harumatkovic9571 4 роки тому +57

      Maybe she thought his name is a secret

    • @overripeschnitzel
      @overripeschnitzel 4 роки тому +65

      Probably thought he didn't want her to say "Clay"...
      or maybe she's not actually his mom-

  • @RaqiGames
    @RaqiGames 2 роки тому +21

    Dream : technoblade isn't better than me
    Technoblade : ARE YOU INSULTING ME

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 4 роки тому +3189

    “Ima lonely child”
    “...”
    “...”
    “WAIT NO IM A ONLY CHILD”
    “Oh ok, *same thing* ”

    • @CapybaraEnthusiast2
      @CapybaraEnthusiast2 4 роки тому +37

      I’m an only child and I can confirm

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 4 роки тому +6

      would i be considered an only child if my brother didnt live with me past the age of like 10 and had little interaction before but now is gone for many months at a time?

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +2

      f

    • @adnanbinzakir
      @adnanbinzakir 4 роки тому +1

      Ekusuplosho

    • @Abyssable135
      @Abyssable135 4 роки тому

      an*

  • @SpookyyReject
    @SpookyyReject 4 роки тому +17695

    “Hello Big d”
    “Don’t call me that”
    “Okay small d”
    “Not that either...”
    “D money”

  • @c4t1vr
    @c4t1vr 4 роки тому +1713

    “i was about to swear”
    “she told me not to”
    “that doesn’t mean you have to listen to her. i don’t listen to her”

    • @mukduk333
      @mukduk333 4 роки тому +20

      soldiermaanSZN such a lie dude stfu stop no pity

    • @jeaneus1873
      @jeaneus1873 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b you keep saying different things each time try uploading funny content on your own like everyone else stfu it takes work

    • @Leeeague
      @Leeeague 4 роки тому +6

      stop giving @@user-ll8ht1ug3b attention if you just ignored him he would've stopped

    • @spectreshepard1
      @spectreshepard1 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @ahmednaqvi1026
      @ahmednaqvi1026 4 роки тому +1

      Nubistic djhhj

  • @arxoloil
    @arxoloil Рік тому +23

    Tommy and dream having a normal conversation is so wholesome

  • @drumptruck6268
    @drumptruck6268 4 роки тому +2284

    her voice has a definite "mom" quality to it, and idk how to explain it lol but it's there

  • @NukayyShorts
    @NukayyShorts 4 роки тому +4288

    Tommy: how old is your sister?
    Dream: 13. I think.
    What a great brother!

    • @flan6449
      @flan6449 4 роки тому +311

      Lol I forget my sisters age all the time. She’s like 17 and I still think she’s 9 sometimes

    • @NukayyShorts
      @NukayyShorts 4 роки тому +24

      Lol I do too

    • @anuvijain6042
      @anuvijain6042 4 роки тому +143

      Nah that's just an older brother thing cause my brother forgets my age all the time.

    • @NukayyShorts
      @NukayyShorts 4 роки тому +12

      Yea Ik tho it’s kinda funny hehe

    • @billy6678
      @billy6678 4 роки тому +47

      My whole family thinks I’m 14....
      I’m 13..

  • @darkmemelord181
    @darkmemelord181 4 роки тому +6407

    Dreams mom doesn’t like swearing
    Tommy: understandable have a nice day
    Bbh doesn’t like swearing
    Tommy: so u have chosen...death

    • @mysticalbeing13
      @mysticalbeing13 4 роки тому +134

      but it's dream's mom

    • @beans27_
      @beans27_ 4 роки тому +26

      True dat

    • @jacobkim3690
      @jacobkim3690 4 роки тому +70

      But she’s like older and if you swear at an elder in Asian you would of died

    • @sapphireashes7824
      @sapphireashes7824 4 роки тому +129

      @@jacobkim3690 everyone is an elder to Tommy.

    • @cutegirl-wp2py
      @cutegirl-wp2py 4 роки тому +24

      @@sapphireashes7824 have my upvote

  • @redrahman2933
    @redrahman2933 2 роки тому +115

    the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 8 місяців тому +1

      the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

    • @jaderissocool5662
      @jaderissocool5662 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Theunicorn2012wow, at least when you copy a comment, don't put it under the comment you copied

  • @aliwashere10
    @aliwashere10 4 роки тому +2098

    Tommy: “Are you disappointed in dream?’’
    Dreams mom: ...
    *Leaves Instantly*

  • @fatpigeon7
    @fatpigeon7 4 роки тому +672

    *Tommy:* "what do you so all day then, dream?"
    *Dream:* "I kill people.."
    *Silence*
    *Dream:* "OH! You mean in real life."

    • @huuman6706
      @huuman6706 4 роки тому +9

      2:30 Ur welcome :)

    • @Non_Consistent_Potato
      @Non_Consistent_Potato 4 роки тому

      @@huuman6706 thank you Human

    • @namanvevo
      @namanvevo 4 роки тому +2

      *TommY* My mom said that if I got 100 likes on my premiere song she will buy me a mic! I needed that *Begging you*

    • @NevilsicoShard
      @NevilsicoShard 4 роки тому

      **"Oh, you mean in-game?"**

  • @matherfackinggoose
    @matherfackinggoose 4 роки тому +5055

    His mother calls dream “Hey Ceramic.”

  • @wyatthofer3769
    @wyatthofer3769 2 роки тому +13

    I like how dream was like I’m better than Technoblade at the beginning then the next day Technoblade destroyed him.
    RIP Technoblade

  • @fungusishere
    @fungusishere 4 роки тому +1762

    Dream talks about his little sister
    Tommy; “I’m a lonely child”
    Also Tommy; “.... I MEANT ONLY CHILD”

    • @nightmare4254
      @nightmare4254 4 роки тому +30

      Seems like Tommy needs a gal in his life.

    • @winkdinkk
      @winkdinkk 4 роки тому +14

      the awkward silence that followed made it even better

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 4 роки тому +7

      I meant a single child

    • @dinogoose1053
      @dinogoose1053 4 роки тому +1

      600th like!

    • @Keke-mg7of
      @Keke-mg7of 4 роки тому +1

      He cald himself a child!

  • @yourpersonaldemon7825
    @yourpersonaldemon7825 4 роки тому +2036

    "How old's your sister?"
    "13... I think."
    Dream doesn't even know his sister's age meanwhile people know his height, age, phobias and date of birth.

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 4 роки тому +132

      Oh lord.... That's little creepy if you ask me.

    • @yourpersonaldemon7825
      @yourpersonaldemon7825 4 роки тому +56

      @@Moon_Bloom There's a wikipedia page about him....
      The life of a well-known youtuber.

    • @adithyays731
      @adithyays731 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/iUY9rFw_lq8/v-deo.html

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 4 роки тому +14

      @A n o n y m o u s True. It's just I don't want people to know what phobias I have.

    • @togahimiko6107
      @togahimiko6107 4 роки тому +11

      My father doesn’t know my birthday and my brother doesn’t how old i am

  • @sophia-hp1tt
    @sophia-hp1tt 4 роки тому +12225

    *”girls have cooties”*
    -Dream, a 21 year old adult

  • @imwhispy
    @imwhispy 2 роки тому +14

    Tommy: "Technoblade is better than you"
    Dream: "No he's not"
    *oh buddy...*

  • @mifosmovievault8335
    @mifosmovievault8335 4 роки тому +2737

    A true rise and grind scheduled
    "I wake up"
    "commit tax fraud"
    "then go to sleep"
    - dream

  • @mystic_andes888
    @mystic_andes888 4 роки тому +3568

    "Oh Child, come here"
    "Oh Adult, come hither"
    OH ADULT COME HITHER
    OH ADULT COME HITHER
    i just died

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 3 роки тому +2978

    “You’re a child? Oh my...” that was the most mom sounding thing ever

    • @patient0750
      @patient0750 3 роки тому +14

      YES🤣🤣🤣

    • @kiarakagelia261
      @kiarakagelia261 3 роки тому +14

      tommy should just tell mother Dream what he done to him😂😂😂

    • @aeronalvarez6509
      @aeronalvarez6509 3 роки тому +6

      I imagine ara ara

    • @Hatsun3Miku3
      @Hatsun3Miku3 3 роки тому +2

      @@aeronalvarez6509 lol

    • @sylviaarmin180
      @sylviaarmin180 3 роки тому +12

      "Oh adult, oh adult, come hither." -Tommyinnit 2020

  • @ah3md
    @ah3md 9 місяців тому +5

    i love the way at 1:32 he turns into a horse💀😭

  • @Plslsl
    @Plslsl 4 роки тому +1189

    “I wake up”
    “Commit tax fraud”
    “Then go to sleep”
    Lmao

    • @jolli2483
      @jolli2483 4 роки тому +2

      why a robloxian wqtch a minecraft and why am i watching mc

    • @randomperson8087
      @randomperson8087 4 роки тому +1

      @@jolli2483 cause why not?

    • @C2R1_
      @C2R1_ 4 роки тому

      @@veschlelysia Woaahhh me too

    • @heresyfinder8720
      @heresyfinder8720 4 роки тому +2

      And then he showed Ludwig lol

    • @madjoe1803
      @madjoe1803 4 роки тому

      what a coincidence, i went to the comment section, i was reading your comment then dream is saying it

  • @freefficial8013
    @freefficial8013 4 роки тому +1763

    Dream: *I don’t have a favourite woman*
    His Mom: *Am i joke to you?*

  • @ottearlo5881
    @ottearlo5881 4 роки тому +3382

    “What do you do all day?”
    “I kill people”
    “...”
    “Oh, you mean real life?”

  • @Diego-tm3mn
    @Diego-tm3mn 6 місяців тому +1

    9:58 bro when dream took off his chest plate look at Tommy he just immediately smiles 😂😂

  • @aniimusic_1
    @aniimusic_1 4 роки тому +7717

    “I kill people”
    “Oh you mean irl?”
    George: *intense sweating*

    • @oscie
      @oscie 4 роки тому +48

      clay not george ;)

    • @lewbston7852
      @lewbston7852 4 роки тому +10

      R 😠

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 4 роки тому +10

      666 likes

    • @Mortomi
      @Mortomi 4 роки тому +11

      Oscar Hudson cALl hIM bY HIs REaL nAmE
      (Also it’s a gay joke you pleb)

    • @WingsNoir
      @WingsNoir 4 роки тому +1

      vua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @noctuiddawn
    @noctuiddawn 4 роки тому +1037

    Dream- “Girls have cooties”
    Spoken like a true first grader.

    • @haha-pk4di
      @haha-pk4di 4 роки тому +16

      LMAOOO YES

    • @beans27_
      @beans27_ 4 роки тому +3

      AHAHHAHAHAH

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 4 роки тому +8

      Thomas has never heard of such bullshit

    • @keimakatsuragi1705
      @keimakatsuragi1705 4 роки тому +8

      Cooties are a real term in the English language, which was derived from the Malaysian term kutu which stands for small parasitic insects that live in your skin.

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 4 роки тому +2

      @@keimakatsuragi1705 Well, that means their definition is completely incorrect

  • @wirelessly__
    @wirelessly__ 4 роки тому +2836

    I actually love Tommy and Dream’s relationship
    “I want you to eat your sock Tommy”
    “Hello big D”
    “Don’t call me that”
    “I’m sorry small D”
    I want this relationship

    • @thefakeepic1874
      @thefakeepic1874 4 роки тому +12

      50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 4 роки тому +41

      imagine being so cringe that only a bot and a criticism is in your reply.

    • @faz_rock
      @faz_rock 4 роки тому +7

      @@vincentdreemurr lol

    • @thesillylaios
      @thesillylaios 4 роки тому

      Yup

    • @Blockyverse
      @Blockyverse 4 роки тому

      I have this relationship wirh someone i dont know irl

  • @fricekingdom7611
    @fricekingdom7611 Рік тому +6

    Toms next video: I spoke to Dream’s dog!

  • @Drinoco098
    @Drinoco098 4 роки тому +554

    Dream explaining cooties to a British person is comedy gold.

    • @tehredd
      @tehredd 4 роки тому +1

      Can we get sum LULs

    • @CatQueen1323
      @CatQueen1323 4 роки тому +3

      It's slang for lice...

    • @1z4_
      @1z4_ 4 роки тому +1

      I still don't understand

    • @CatQueen1323
      @CatQueen1323 4 роки тому +8

      @@1z4_ Lice are basically little bugs that lay eggs in your hair, and if someone had them you wanted to stay away (as there were no good procedures for dealing with lice for quite a while.) As such you use "cooties" to say you want nothing to do with someone, or just as some kind of kiddie playground banter.

    • @Scrumptious_
      @Scrumptious_ 4 роки тому +3

      CatKing13 No one really knew what cootie meant or what it actually was even if it’s real never bothered to google. We just used it as for something to pick on someone in American culture the girls had “Girls rule boys drool”(Not true to this day never gonna forgot 2nd grade). will we just picked on them and just said EWW disgusting you touched her?!? OMG you HAVE cooties. Now, now everyone even the girls will bully you.(Not me cause of a alpha chad and hadn’t touched a girl since 1st grade.) Do I thinks that good idk don’t plan on doing anything reckless. Not a slang. It’s fake

  • @starry6918
    @starry6918 3 роки тому +6274

    if dream's sister is "Drista", then should Dream's mum be "Drum"

    • @delphi_lasagna
      @delphi_lasagna 3 роки тому +453

      😂
      What if dream had a brother? Drother
      Dreams dad: drad

    • @mangomilk0943
      @mangomilk0943 3 роки тому +106

      @@delphi_lasagna that actually sounds cool tbh,

    • @varunsharma406
      @varunsharma406 3 роки тому +215

      I play drums, so that means I bang Dream's Mum??

    • @starry6918
      @starry6918 3 роки тому +75

      @@varunsharma406 oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @delphi_lasagna
      @delphi_lasagna 3 роки тому +40

      @@varunsharma406
      Maybe?-

  • @therosepicaxe1829
    @therosepicaxe1829 4 роки тому +864

    Dreams mom: 'Yeah I dont really like swearing'
    Tommy: 'Frick'

  • @ahhhahahhahah
    @ahhhahahhahah 2 роки тому +5

    Title: "I Spoke to Dream's Mom"
    *Dreams mom there for 5 seconds of the 20 minute video

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD 4 роки тому +55291

    You're British and you spelt it "Mom". My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @itsbo
      @itsbo 4 роки тому +3801

      i’m british but i live in canada so i say “mum” when referring to my own mother but “mom” when talking about friends’ parents

    • @shayaanhussain4223
      @shayaanhussain4223 4 роки тому +805

      What’s gud mum

    • @avakmar21hadio59
      @avakmar21hadio59 4 роки тому +308

      very wide indeed

    • @dohremee
      @dohremee 4 роки тому +270

      M U M

    • @5teven-410
      @5teven-410 4 роки тому +80

      saw your comment on brads vid good to know

  • @reiji3934
    @reiji3934 4 роки тому +1730

    Dream : your family calls you "child" your mom like " child, come here."
    Tommy : does your mom go "oh adult come here."?
    Dream : well...no.

  • @myst6953
    @myst6953 4 роки тому +849

    Tommy: Hello?
    Dream: Hello?
    Mother Dream less than a second later: Hello?
    Tommy: *awkwardly while pogging* hello
    Mother Dream: *awkwardly* ello?
    Tommy: Who is this
    Mother Dream: I am Dream’s mom, who is this?
    Tommy: *hesitates* I am *Georgenotfound*

  • @NtValNtVal
    @NtValNtVal 2 роки тому +25

    9:57
    dream: **takes off chestplate**
    Tommy: **smiles**

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 8 місяців тому

      9:57 dream: *takes off chestplate* Tommy: *smiles*

    • @skibidisigma69-f7d
      @skibidisigma69-f7d 5 днів тому

      @Theunicorn2012 9:57
      dream: **takes off smiles**
      Tommy: *chestplates*

  • @eefflie
    @eefflie 4 роки тому +1759

    Dream doesn’t have to say “eyes up here”

  • @nikahtoledo4193
    @nikahtoledo4193 4 роки тому +1347

    “Im not sure i can mentally handle speaking to another one of the dream family”
    next month tommy’s talking to drista

    • @nikahtoledo4193
      @nikahtoledo4193 4 роки тому +4

      what the hell 168 likes tysm 🖐🏼😶😚

    • @thefakeepic1874
      @thefakeepic1874 4 роки тому +3

      50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls

    • @Ahshshhaha
      @Ahshshhaha 4 роки тому +6

      @@thefakeepic1874 I read it, and regret it. Wasted 7sec of my life

    • @balltech6507
      @balltech6507 4 роки тому

      well niki was right

    • @Scarlet__23
      @Scarlet__23 4 роки тому

      @@nikahtoledo4193 more like 1.1k liked

  • @jackson.taitoko
    @jackson.taitoko 4 роки тому +2727

    “Cooties. What is cooties?” “Girls have them.”
    Tommyinnit: *wheeze*

    • @tigo9328
      @tigo9328 4 роки тому +5

      .hi! smaller youtuber here! if you could help me grow it would be so so so appreciated!💘i worked so hard on my recent video! thank you!

    • @dealx
      @dealx 4 роки тому +9

      @@tigo9328 you dont just tell people to subscribe to you. you work hard for subs, now stop asking for people in comments to subscribe, alright?

    • @maddieward6071
      @maddieward6071 4 роки тому +4

      6_cjx that was a little mean. give them a chance, maybe you’ll like it?

    • @maddieward6071
      @maddieward6071 4 роки тому +3

      Tigo .__. i’m excited to watch ur videos. u gained another subscriber!!

    • @meowgic7418
      @meowgic7418 4 роки тому +5

      maddie ward Virtual high five for being a good person.

  • @A0X0LT5
    @A0X0LT5 9 місяців тому +10

    R.I.P technoblade

  • @SnoozingMoose
    @SnoozingMoose 4 роки тому +1072

    “You don’t have to listen to her, I don’t listen to her”
    -Dream 2020

  • @CryzVoid
    @CryzVoid 4 роки тому +265

    "He's not better than me."
    *Famous last words*

  • @shluppie8097
    @shluppie8097 4 роки тому +383

    Dream: "You're a manchild"
    Also Dream: hides in the corner of the room all sad and melancholy.

  • @Radiohostalastor120
    @Radiohostalastor120 Рік тому +3

    I love how he genuinely apologized to dream for saying his mom doesn’t love him

  • @MarleeAvery
    @MarleeAvery 3 роки тому +3627

    "Have you ever killed someone in real life"
    "Uh.. No?"
    "you hesitated.."

    • @gamingwitheyes6175
      @gamingwitheyes6175 3 роки тому +27

      Everyone:clicking on the vidoe to watch it
      Me:thinking what the blue thing is on tommy arm in the thumbnail

    • @ephraim_sp
      @ephraim_sp 3 роки тому +9

      @@gamingwitheyes6175 I think that’s his mic arm

    • @BaileyBrosGaming
      @BaileyBrosGaming 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/v-deo.html

    • @oliviahohensee5172
      @oliviahohensee5172 3 роки тому +3

      I mean I would to 🤭

    • @simplesandbox
      @simplesandbox 3 роки тому +1

      Stop writing cringe this is ball shit

  • @tetsu5658
    @tetsu5658 4 роки тому +1523

    “My family calls me clay”
    “You family calls you child”
    My family calls me “the middle child” or in accusations “disappointment”

    • @potate7598
      @potate7598 4 роки тому +16

      Well that’s not good...

    • @watwaslit8071
      @watwaslit8071 4 роки тому +12

      True

    • @chloe_bowie
      @chloe_bowie 4 роки тому +1

      Burnt_ rice how are you gonna say true to that? you dont know their family

    • @watwaslit8071
      @watwaslit8071 4 роки тому +5

      @@chloe_bowie no child I mean I can relate.

    • @sahinkapoor4282
      @sahinkapoor4282 4 роки тому +3

      Your families acknowledge your existence?

  • @mahamfahad904
    @mahamfahad904 4 роки тому +1019

    "You don't have to listen to her. I don't listen to her."
    -Dream

  • @vzloverr
    @vzloverr Рік тому +6

    Dude might aswell just go to dreams house and have a family dinner there 💀

  • @McRaddits
    @McRaddits 4 роки тому +4379

    Tommyinnit: How old is your sister?
    Dream: 13 I “think”

  • @HamCUHC
    @HamCUHC 4 роки тому +875

    Dream: "you have cooties"
    Tommy (being british and not understanding): "whats cooties?"
    Dream: "girls have them"
    Tommy: *is it a private part*

    • @giannamitchell3528
      @giannamitchell3528 4 роки тому +120

      HE THOUGHT COOTIES WERE COOCHIES IM DEADDDD

    • @dervc6952
      @dervc6952 4 роки тому +23

      I could not have worded it any better then dream

    • @aristoumeehan4076
      @aristoumeehan4076 4 роки тому +23

      I’m a Brit and I’ve been soooo confused about what cooties is for ages

    • @chxrries37
      @chxrries37 4 роки тому +14

      Surely I am not the only Brit that knew what cooties was right?

    • @coolio2000
      @coolio2000 4 роки тому +7

      @@chxrries37 yeah, but not from school or British films, from American films, books etc...

  • @jmckenzie962
    @jmckenzie962 4 роки тому +4359

    "Cooties"
    Tommy: I'm sorry, is that some sort of American joke I'm too British to understand?

  • @rodyisdaddy
    @rodyisdaddy 2 роки тому +3

    i love when tommy is confused he goes like: "gahhahahoogah"

  • @crystal_shine-w6f
    @crystal_shine-w6f 4 роки тому +5723

    "Oh Clay, oh Clay, how many views have you got today?"
    "Oh mother, oh mother, more than yesterday"
    dudes a poet confirmed

  • @rosieroe203
    @rosieroe203 4 роки тому +491

    dream: i guess i have cooties then
    tommy: get away from me then, what are the symptoms of cooties
    dream: obnoxious.
    tommy: how do you treat it
    dream: by getting spankings
    tommy: visible confusion *what?* nervous laugh
    dream: like for a child

  • @callacallaq
    @callacallaq 4 роки тому +2143

    Tommy: have you ever killed someone in real life?
    Dream: ... *no?...*

    • @alpha-dj3rk
      @alpha-dj3rk 4 роки тому +3

      @@_emstar omg that's insane

    • @_emstar
      @_emstar 4 роки тому +12

      @@alpha-dj3rk
      .    。    •   ゚  。   .
         .      .     。   。 .  
      .   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •
        ゚   alpha 7943 was not An Impostor.  。 .
        '    1 Impostor remains     。
        ゚   .   . ,    .  .

    • @justakid2804
      @justakid2804 4 роки тому +8

      Oh shoot, it's not me-
      ° • ° • °
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° • ° • ° • °
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° • ° • ° • No one was ejected(Tie) • °. •°. •.° 1 imposter remains°.
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° •

    • @callacallaq
      @callacallaq 4 роки тому +1

      @@justakid2804 where did ya get the text? The among us one

    • @hyacinthtan9567
      @hyacinthtan9567 4 роки тому +3

      Seems kinda sus

  • @Starting-star
    @Starting-star 2 роки тому +3

    Tommy: *exists*
    Dream: EAT YOUR SOCK

  • @yahnyahny8257
    @yahnyahny8257 3 роки тому +1664

    Tommy: Are you disappointed in dream?
    Dreams mom: -
    Dream: **C a s s u a l l y m u t e s**

  • @aafia9413
    @aafia9413 3 роки тому +3222

    Dream:“Am I obnoxious?”
    Tommy: “Yes?”
    Dream: “I have cooties then :(“
    Tommy: “wtf🤠”

    • @gracemxquaid999
      @gracemxquaid999 3 роки тому +11

      Omg i kept on pressing

    • @hollybridgens8507
      @hollybridgens8507 3 роки тому +4

      @@gracemxquaid999 sameeeeee

    • @13eombin
      @13eombin 3 роки тому +3

      The emoji is sending me PLSSS

    • @tariqmahmood6894
      @tariqmahmood6894 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @alxxge
      @alxxge 3 роки тому +9

      him not understanding what cooties are/thinking they're a disease is the funniest thing istg 😭

  • @siliwillow9055
    @siliwillow9055 4 роки тому +4476

    Tommy: “How old is your sister?”
    Dream: “13......i think.”
    Brother Of The Year Award🥇
    16:23

    • @-Rezin-
      @-Rezin- 4 роки тому +148

      I do the same thing 😂

    • @lsfernands9698
      @lsfernands9698 4 роки тому +71

      lol,i'll be honest i do this too

    • @arnavrathi
      @arnavrathi 4 роки тому +83

      I dont even remember my age i am 2000 born so i calculate lmao

    • @dave6593
      @dave6593 4 роки тому +40

      happens to me all the time. i never remember the exact age of my sister

    • @ChristmasDarkening
      @ChristmasDarkening 4 роки тому +40

      Lol I called my brother 12 on his 21st birthday-

  • @vasilisvosnakis8332
    @vasilisvosnakis8332 3 місяці тому +3

    1:15 are u sure about that dream ? 💀💀💀

  • @pipintheapple3212
    @pipintheapple3212 4 роки тому +589

    Dream's Mom: "Who's this?"
    Tommy: "This is .... GeorgeNotFound"

    • @elena4875
      @elena4875 4 роки тому +20

      During the stream without cuts it was more like “this is.. this.. this is... GeorgeNotFound”

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 4 роки тому +1

      Pip In The Apple TommyNotFound

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 роки тому

      Emperor Flaminate yes

    • @Alexb-ti8rn
      @Alexb-ti8rn 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 4 роки тому

      Alexb Gaming I just replied to you in approximately 20 seconds

  • @NotGartz
    @NotGartz 4 роки тому +1363

    Tommy: So what's your mom call you?
    Dream: She called me "Clay"..
    Tommy: Well My parents called me "Sir"
    Dream: No They Called You "Child"

  • @adriandechavez8687
    @adriandechavez8687 4 роки тому +1367

    Dream: I kill people
    Tommy: Oh, you mean IRL
    Dream: The law requires I say no

  • @iRedMCYT
    @iRedMCYT 2 роки тому

    3:44 I'm 19 and my father calls me "child". I say "Hi Dad" and he says "hello CHILD".

  • @solar173
    @solar173 4 роки тому +724

    god tommy and dream are actually the best pair. they're both great entertainers and them together will always end up with us wheezing

  • @im.noty3ssi
    @im.noty3ssi 3 роки тому +1852

    “Dream...why the frick would you say that” that’s probably the most family friendly thing Tommy has ever said

    • @sweatyaura8179
      @sweatyaura8179 3 роки тому +11

      LMFAO

    • @jajak171
      @jajak171 3 роки тому +2

      Imao

    • @annikarosas2720
      @annikarosas2720 3 роки тому +2

      lmao trueeee

    • @Denis-so1kd
      @Denis-so1kd 3 роки тому +1

      Y is everyone saying lmao thats not even funny

    • @im.noty3ssi
      @im.noty3ssi 3 роки тому +11

      @@Denis-so1kd first of all,it’s their opinion,second of all,who even asked you? third of all, if you don’t find it funny you can leave

  • @EthanAnimatez
    @EthanAnimatez 4 роки тому +26497

    This video is basically Dream and Tommy being awkward for 20 minutes straight.

    • @kenklo158
      @kenklo158 4 роки тому +79

      yea

    • @ghostella_8348
      @ghostella_8348 4 роки тому +163

      Nah

    • @ultrathief4846
      @ultrathief4846 4 роки тому +786

      they're not awkward they're being good friends

    • @phoenixc6812
      @phoenixc6812 4 роки тому +495

      It’s really not awkward you watching the same video?

    • @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857
      @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857 4 роки тому +295

      This is like the same situation where people said he acted awkward near Alyssa when he doesn't really
      Also if it does feel awkward at all I think it's because tommy and dream have different chemistry as opposed to George sapnap and bbh

  • @placeholder4119
    @placeholder4119 Рік тому +1

    2:20
    Tommy:”Is it because i always win wars.”
    Sep 3, 1783-The American Revolutionary War

  • @kitchen-knives
    @kitchen-knives 4 роки тому +1460

    Dream: “Cooties, it’s like.. girls have them.”
    Tommy: **windex bottle noises** “hAha, hAha, hAha, whaT?”

  • @nex24_
    @nex24_ 4 роки тому +295

    "Are you disappointed in Dream?"
    Dream: *_leaves vc in panic_*

  • @JoelPeachy
    @JoelPeachy 4 роки тому +989

    Tommy: “have you killed anyone in real life?”
    Dream: *lemme think* *”...........no”*

  • @jakesandy4266
    @jakesandy4266 Рік тому +15

    14:35 He actually starts talking to his mom

  • @arlo935
    @arlo935 4 роки тому +1345

    Tommy: How old is your sister?
    Dream: Thirteen... I think...

  • @Emceeecks
    @Emceeecks 4 роки тому +325

    I love how Tommy swears but UA-cam don’t understand his accent so he’s still monetised.

  • @sasha2299
    @sasha2299 4 роки тому +661

    “You couldn’t even ban me right”
    *the last words before he got banned*

    • @mistqr
      @mistqr 4 роки тому +5

      Before*

    • @huh5586
      @huh5586 4 роки тому +1

      @Detth yup @sasha u need to edit the comment

    • @darling2228
      @darling2228 4 роки тому

      Top ten words said before disaster

    • @hanasaki8603
      @hanasaki8603 4 роки тому

      I was at that exact part as I read this comment

  • @ajgonzalezg220
    @ajgonzalezg220 2 роки тому +2

    Just being bros for at least 4 minutes
    Dream and Tommy

  • @lanielazer5449
    @lanielazer5449 4 роки тому +1519

    “I don’t have a favorite woman.”
    Dream ain’t no simp.

  • @colinmatz5273
    @colinmatz5273 4 роки тому +635

    "Take off your shirt please"
    -Tommyinnit 2020

    • @corgi_cakesuwu8817
      @corgi_cakesuwu8817 4 роки тому

      I just realized dream said a bad word for once

    • @jrodr9169
      @jrodr9169 4 роки тому +4

      “I want you to eat your sock”
      -Dream 2020

    • @GenericGamer
      @GenericGamer 4 роки тому

      I just made a video called How to Edit Like TommyInnit. Tommy please notice me! I spent so much time on it.

    • @DexterMorganBayHarbourButcher
      @DexterMorganBayHarbourButcher 4 роки тому

      LOOOL

    • @beans27_
      @beans27_ 4 роки тому

      Corgi_Cakes ÙwÚ wdym, he curses a lot actually

  • @user-uf4zv8my9z
    @user-uf4zv8my9z 4 роки тому +2363

    Alternate title: *child bullies clay block until he goes and gets his mummy*

  • @DEEJEE_2009
    @DEEJEE_2009 2 роки тому +2

    You know wat I like about tommy is that every time he laughs it’s loud

  • @revenant9382
    @revenant9382 4 роки тому +813

    tommy: how old is your sister dream?
    Tommy just a few seconds later: You know dream, I'm a lonely child

    • @mathiassm4823
      @mathiassm4823 4 роки тому +4

      I’m commenting in stead of liking, because it is at 169 likes and I song want to ruin that ;)

    • @nightmare4254
      @nightmare4254 4 роки тому +14

      Seems like Tommy needs a gal in his life.

    • @anumber7216
      @anumber7216 4 роки тому +1

      @@nightmare4254 oh no

    • @twilightstar637
      @twilightstar637 4 роки тому

      16:25 and 16:59 :)
      Also he has 13 xp when he asked o.O

    • @danganfan
      @danganfan 4 роки тому

      Im your 666th like

  • @theavid3924
    @theavid3924 4 роки тому +2523

    Dream: takes off chestplate
    Tommy: smiles
    also Dream: Teakettle noise intenseifies

    • @melloyellow1784
      @melloyellow1784 4 роки тому +6

      JD McNees this needs more likes or to even be pinned it’s hilarious

    • @tayevye
      @tayevye 4 роки тому +4

      JD McNees ayy it has 399 likes :).....;imma ruin it

    • @aspen_
      @aspen_ 4 роки тому +1

      Timestamp plEasE

    • @aspen_
      @aspen_ 4 роки тому +1

      Wait I found it-

    • @shukimeo2927
      @shukimeo2927 4 роки тому +2

      @@aspen_ WHATS THE TIMESTAMP THEN

  • @jazzy300
    @jazzy300 4 роки тому +203

    when they aren’t fighting, they are pretty funny and have a good friendship

  • @mrcobraplayz5599
    @mrcobraplayz5599 2 роки тому +15

    "Girls have cooties"
    Me:I BEG UR PARDON