Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.658

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  • @seanburns854
    @seanburns854 2 роки тому +603

    My absolute favorite YMH song to kick off the episode. Now I hope everyone has a good day, does good at work, and does good in their home life. It’s sunny so maybe put on some sun screen. And with the sun comes heat, so water is important. Ok, bye.

    • @damianv5385
      @damianv5385 2 роки тому +1

      Did you hear the diss to Redban in the intro song? Do they have a beef with Brian Redban I’m not aware of haha

    • @jasonwinterton9369
      @jasonwinterton9369 2 роки тому +11

      Hot sauce is the best

    • @hana1130
      @hana1130 2 роки тому +6

      Have a beautiful day, Sean ☀️

    • @seanburns854
      @seanburns854 2 роки тому

      @@damianv5385 not at all. It references a really gross story he told on the podcast. I believe it’s the one where he eats ass at the playboy mansion and gets some chocolate in his mouth

    • @tr9165
      @tr9165 2 роки тому +9

      That song was FIRE

  • @jasonjustice7198
    @jasonjustice7198 2 роки тому +403

    Lets see the "Men's Health" cover with Bert on it to even the playing field.

    • @Seanigan88
      @Seanigan88 2 роки тому +9

      Exaaaactly lol these campaigns need to stop asap

    • @wyattblackburn7193
      @wyattblackburn7193 2 роки тому +16

      I don't think they make magazines that big

    • @mr.resistance4015
      @mr.resistance4015 2 роки тому +9

      A *HUNDRED* percent.

    • @heytoast7129
      @heytoast7129 2 роки тому +12

      Honestly, I'm not into big girls, but I would take her over Kim K any day of the week. To me, it's peak insanity that the Kardashian/Jenner clan are revered for their beauty. Just blows my mind millions of people think THAT'S the pinnacle of beauty.

    • @avidodd26
      @avidodd26 2 роки тому

      please let's not.

  • @CrookedCrowe
    @CrookedCrowe 2 роки тому +718

    Tom’s book is called “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please” and Garth took that literally.

    • @Josh-ub1do
      @Josh-ub1do 2 роки тому +16

      Id love it Garth did a video with tims book in the background

    • @DailyDriftingVirtual
      @DailyDriftingVirtual 2 роки тому +15

      I like that

    • @dannymoss6860
      @dannymoss6860 2 роки тому +16

      Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff

    • @mansquatch4059
      @mansquatch4059 2 роки тому +2

      @@Josh-ub1do what if he embraced the YMH content? Would it make him respectable or hurt his brand?

    • @6woody559
      @6woody559 2 роки тому +8

      @@mansquatch4059 he would gain alot of fans

  • @OhhSoAbstract
    @OhhSoAbstract 2 роки тому +57

    "Are you being racist" ...2mins later "im not a gyspy I dont steal" im dead hahah

    • @kallenavn2783
      @kallenavn2783 2 роки тому +4

      That’s good racism so no one cares

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 роки тому

      Imagine virtue signaling for gypsies, there’s like 12 left and they don’t even give a fuck about the woke stuff lmao

  • @Frecklefart-90
    @Frecklefart-90 2 роки тому +147

    Lost it at the skat break 😂 Absolutely belter of a tune 😂😂

    • @castro1016
      @castro1016 2 роки тому +3

      Was about to say the same damn thing, thank god someone else beat me to it 😂😂

    • @TeddyBremmer
      @TeddyBremmer 2 роки тому

      scat*

    • @Frecklefart-90
      @Frecklefart-90 2 роки тому +2

      @@TeddyBremmer Thanks, I wasn't sure when I typed it tbh 😂 I wasn't bothered looking it up either because I knew if I was wrong there would be someone to come along and correct it 😂

    • @LetsBeClear87
      @LetsBeClear87 2 роки тому +1

      @@Frecklefart-90 you can defo count on the Internet for pedantic insights

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 2 роки тому +1

      @@LetsBeClear87 This made me laugh. 👍

  • @mrrubyspeaks
    @mrrubyspeaks 2 роки тому +114

    When Bert learns how to read I think he'll really enjoy Tom's book

    • @bryankelly7158
      @bryankelly7158 2 роки тому +10

      When he learns how to listen he’ll enjoy the audio book as well

    • @puffdaddy69
      @puffdaddy69 2 роки тому +3

      Bert reading his book for audio version would be great

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому +1

      @Bryan Kelly Bert definitely talks over audio books even when alone in a room lol as if it’s another conversation to dominate.

  • @stuartthomas94
    @stuartthomas94 2 роки тому +336

    GOTTA WHOLE LOTTA LOVE FOR THE COOL GUY CLUB! what an absolute banger hahah such high & tight quality 👌

    • @theDuckysaurus
      @theDuckysaurus 2 роки тому +4

      It came out 5 minutes before your comment who arrived you trying to fool?

    • @theDuckysaurus
      @theDuckysaurus 2 роки тому +14

      Follow up: thought you meant the whole episode but you were talking about the intro song, you’re following proto keep ‘em high and tight. No stamp today.

    • @jasonwinterton9369
      @jasonwinterton9369 2 роки тому +6

      Hot sauce is the best

    • @SoyCanVamp772
      @SoyCanVamp772 2 роки тому +3

      I literally got so excited when I beard the beat

    • @mcfeely808
      @mcfeely808 2 роки тому +3

      @@theDuckysaurus pop that stamp on yourself bub

  • @we_be_nerds3601
    @we_be_nerds3601 2 роки тому +6

    I honestly love how much you can see how much they love each other in opening song and how much fun they have together

  • @Patchogs
    @Patchogs 2 роки тому +68

    Touch my beat through the fence Momies.
    Please have Marc Rebillet back on soon!!!

  • @lilswanzo4612
    @lilswanzo4612 2 роки тому +78

    Tom: “I wanna play ball, I wanna play like the rest of the kids, you’ve got me in the special ed group and I don’t like it!
    Tom’s book, one minute later: “I’d like to play alone, please”

  • @Raaandy
    @Raaandy 2 роки тому +140

    Imagine when Christeen finds out Val Kilmer IS in the new movie, and they use AI to recreate his voice. lmao

    • @hgb0005
      @hgb0005 Рік тому +1

      AI was utilized for potential use in future projects, but that technology wasn't used for Top Gun: Maverick.

  • @jeffbohnhoff
    @jeffbohnhoff 2 роки тому +1

    The discussion @ 1:05:00 about not giving up is spot on. My best friend since 5th grade, unfortunately, gave up. He had a terribly hard life filled with lots of loss and he was able to keep his alcoholism fairly moderate for years without totally giving up. He'd always been a bit overweight but over the past 12-18 months he just kept gaining an incredible amt of weight until it finally took him at just 37yrs old. So, no matter your struggles, don't give up. You owe it to yourself.

  • @bmoulton8844
    @bmoulton8844 2 роки тому +182

    Patty’s laugh was the missing piece in our beloved podcast.

  • @gw669
    @gw669 2 роки тому +4

    Woke up in a terrible mood, this cheered me up no end; you are both cool guys.

  • @DeeDee-wb6zy
    @DeeDee-wb6zy 2 роки тому +30

    I love when it cuts to the booth boys bopping to the music! It’s a family at YMH…and we’re all a little perverse 🥳

  • @trevorthompson4624
    @trevorthompson4624 2 роки тому +25

    Kristine is R worded to the max. Apropos every episode she says apropos. It's the new 'my tribe'

    • @hgb0005
      @hgb0005 Рік тому +1

      at least she uses it correctly

  • @samuelkessler4865
    @samuelkessler4865 2 роки тому +188

    I usually leave it at that. But that fucking opener...my God. I'm speechless. Tearless. Laughed so fucking hard. Thank you.

  • @iubball410
    @iubball410 2 роки тому +37

    I wonder what their take on chubby models is. Wish they'd talk about occasionally.

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому +2

      They’re so woke and PC forward, I’m sure they agree the more weight the sexier, as it should be amiright? The more clogged the arteries, the more beautiful the soul I always say.

    • @khodges72
      @khodges72 2 роки тому +12

      I wish they would talk about cancel culture more too, never gets old.

    • @rustyshackleford1647
      @rustyshackleford1647 2 роки тому

      Yeah tom is big on those girls you have to roll in flour and look for the wet spot lol

    • @leeduarte2043
      @leeduarte2043 5 місяців тому

      "...and like I mean like you go like I mean like..."

    • @leeduarte2043
      @leeduarte2043 5 місяців тому

      "...yeah........yeah" "yeah"

  • @chasermann94
    @chasermann94 2 роки тому +56

    What an absolute banger to start the show! Haven’t heard that song in a while, legit dancing around this morning getting ready while listening to the show. Happy Wednesday mommies

    • @randallflagg242
      @randallflagg242 2 роки тому

      Epic podcasts definitely have Epic music!

    • @Jimmy_Watt
      @Jimmy_Watt 2 роки тому +1

      It's probably the best YMH song.

  • @HM024
    @HM024 2 роки тому +4

    I know you guys won't care about it, but.. being a listener that also happens to be fat -- I gotta say, this is a hard episode to listen to. Not a fan of repeatedly being told I'm a piece of shit.

  • @albertgarcia9273
    @albertgarcia9273 2 роки тому +45

    Fun fact: the inner city black we lovingly know as Enny, is actually recording artist Night Lovell.

  • @JordanTaylor8u
    @JordanTaylor8u Рік тому +1

    God I forgot the this CLASSIC. This is truly an all time episode, the Sports Illustrated FAT RANT is literally perfect.

  • @WhatAhMess
    @WhatAhMess 2 роки тому +144

    Can anyone else imagine the “therapy” session with Christina…”you’re boring, fix that” 😂😂

    • @user-ib7wm1oe4v
      @user-ib7wm1oe4v 2 роки тому +9

      as long as she can plug her dates she will be happy

    • @WhatAhMess
      @WhatAhMess 2 роки тому +7

      @@user-ib7wm1oe4v “I hear you, I’d be disappointed too if my husband cheated on me..but next week I’ll be in Massachugetits” 😂😂😂😂

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому +1

      Have you ever seen more blatant projection in your life? 🤣😂 yeah you had a “quirky” outfit, now work on that set before throwing boring around mommy, saying this as a loving fan who cares and adores you for you. Let’s reel it back a bit ok Tina?

    • @dianau7612
      @dianau7612 2 роки тому +1

      Saw her standup in person, very disappointing. Kept a joke binder that she would go through trying to find a joke smh 🤦‍♀️

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t 2 роки тому +3

    Dude's laugh in the background literally makes the world go 'round 🤣

    • @emilylarocca6602
      @emilylarocca6602 2 роки тому +1

      Nadav!

    • @jpierce2l33t
      @jpierce2l33t 2 роки тому +1

      @@emilylarocca6602 thank you! I knew the name, but had no clue how to spell it so I didn't wanna butcher it...🤣. Plus I knew people would know who I meant. I have a loud laugh too, and I think it's great!

    • @Tempust97
      @Tempust97 Рік тому +1

      ​@@jpierce2l33t it's cool, you can just say paddie now in texas

  • @zped4484
    @zped4484 2 роки тому +20

    Watching Tina and Tim just vibing together in the beginning is magical

  • @fionnburke551
    @fionnburke551 2 роки тому +5

    It's insane to hear they Kristin thinks Kim Kardashian is genetically gifted.

  • @mostdope6032
    @mostdope6032 2 роки тому +68

    Keep feathering it y’all happy Wednesday

  • @tommycorso7515
    @tommycorso7515 2 роки тому +3

    I don’t agree with you guys on the model girl. She’s thick and sexy!!!!! Not fat.

  • @TekNoSolja
    @TekNoSolja 2 роки тому +45

    Christy shood have a Netflix series where she travels the world and eats their local fast foods….. and then shits and farts and tells everyone about it

  • @rihube349
    @rihube349 2 роки тому +25

    No wonder Enny's hat game is so crazy. He's got Tom Head.

  • @kylekennedy9212
    @kylekennedy9212 2 роки тому +17

    Happy Wednesday chomos! Glad to be spending my day with the worlds best fan base!

  • @tylergrammer5022
    @tylergrammer5022 2 роки тому +3

    love when Christine talks about video games drying her up, then turns around and talks about witchcraft lol

    • @js6527
      @js6527 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah she’s got a lot of really super smart moments like that.

    • @tylergrammer5022
      @tylergrammer5022 2 роки тому +1

      @@js6527 she's a pretty cool guy

  • @tractionjackson4149
    @tractionjackson4149 2 роки тому +12

    I turned into a telescope when i heard the Cool Guy Club jam 🔥

  • @Anthony-fb2tl
    @Anthony-fb2tl 2 роки тому +44

    Christina talks about how she is goth in almost every episode. If you miss being goth so bad, just go light some candles and recite some poetry in a graveyard already.

    • @Hunty_Mo
      @Hunty_Mo 2 роки тому

      She can't wait to make fun of literally any other sub/counter culture though lol

    • @rickymassey
      @rickymassey 2 роки тому

      This has 11 replies

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому

      @Frannys Forest I mean it certainly was “an” effort. Getting real liberal with the meaning of good here lol pandering to them is just as rude as saying the R word. Treat em like equals

  • @birdette79
    @birdette79 2 роки тому +12

    5:40 Had to re-re-watch Tom laughing so hard he couldn't get the words out 😂😂😂

  • @noahjoseph5714
    @noahjoseph5714 2 роки тому +39

    Sometimes I get bummed out listening to a lot of my favorite comedians podcasts because they seem to be very fixated on the fact that if you aren’t good looking or entertaining, there’s not much value to you.
    Christina is really bad about that, she’s always pretty quick to call out someone for being less gifted looks wise, lol. She even got caught up in it in this episode with Val Kilmer.
    Bert does it so much that he once called Serena Williams fiancé a nobody because he isn’t a tall blue eyed famous guy, and he’s a fucking tech/business guru who co founded Reddit.
    lol, the young starving entertainer inside of them chasing and loving Hollywood never dies I suppose.
    Just bums me out sometimes. If that’s what they think about those people, what do they think about their fans? lol probably don’t hold very high regards.

    • @grimhammer00
      @grimhammer00 2 роки тому +1

      You realize these are bits right? They are masterful at it. But it’s not real. So maybe that’ll help?

    • @noahjoseph5714
      @noahjoseph5714 2 роки тому +16

      @@grimhammer00 half of them are bits, half of them are not. It’s obvious when a genuine feeling slips through. Been a big comedy fan for over 10 years. It’s just something I’ve noticed with them.
      Take D’elias new podcast with his brother for example. 60% of the time they receive a new video submission for lifeline they comment on the persons attractiveness almost immediately before the video plays all the way through.
      I guess it just sucks being reminded that what you look like matters way way more than I wish it did while watching or listening to something I want to laugh at.

    • @johnroman7736
      @johnroman7736 2 роки тому +11

      @@noahjoseph5714 I agree. As their wealth and status have increased, their seems to be a non-comical contempt for large groups of people. Some of them are bits but the actual beliefs and attitudes inevitably slip through.

    • @oliverjack5339
      @oliverjack5339 2 роки тому

      Stop watching then. 😭

    • @noahjoseph5714
      @noahjoseph5714 2 роки тому +2

      @@oliverjack5339 fa sho!! Never thought of that!!

  • @kdaddy9229
    @kdaddy9229 2 роки тому +12

    That opening track is 🔥

  • @alexpolewski1247
    @alexpolewski1247 2 роки тому +37

    I challenge Christine to not say "meow" once during the intro of next show. I bet she cant

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 2 роки тому +2

      or mom segura

    • @35knight23
      @35knight23 2 роки тому +5

      I fast forward through the intro song because of it

    • @keiferpeterson1399
      @keiferpeterson1399 2 роки тому

      @@austindolan7182 iuiI I’m i I uouiuioou I you I uiuiui iuiu I oiI u I iuiuioI yo uyouuu I u I iuiiuioyouuuu i uoou I I I I I I uououi I iuiuuoui uiui I iuiui uo I I iIOU’s yo i I uoIOU’s uiiouiuiu I you I I u iuiyo u I iouiui iu I iI uiiiuoyou iiui I I I I uoiuio I out ui I I iuuiu I oui yo uioiI iui uuouiui uiui uiiui iuo u I u u u ui u I u uiiu I I ioii I iyo yo ouuuiui u I iu I iui I iu I ui ui iiuiuiiui iuiiI ui uii ui iI ui Yooo m you just just

  • @AMalakaWhoCanSayTheWord
    @AMalakaWhoCanSayTheWord 2 роки тому +8

    I found my summer anthem! Absolute BANGER!

  • @mikiemike9
    @mikiemike9 2 роки тому +12

    its hilarious they make fun of every insecurity they both have.

  • @FlowNeppets
    @FlowNeppets 2 роки тому +4

    Of all the YMH intos this is my favorite one. Such a banger!!

  • @buddypuddy837
    @buddypuddy837 2 роки тому +3

    I love that Tom Arnold and Rosanne barr started this podcast. It's pretty funny.

  • @Naught359
    @Naught359 2 роки тому +37

    Best intro yet. That writing was rather good.

    • @Naught359
      @Naught359 2 роки тому +2

      @@yomama3832 Yeah, you got it...

  • @olivierraymond2039
    @olivierraymond2039 2 роки тому +3

    Christina really have the worst take

  • @aaronsands9951
    @aaronsands9951 2 роки тому +45

    I love YMH & truly enjoyed Christina’s “Mom Genes” special. Although I’d of enjoyed it 10 X’s more had it been named “Touch my camera through the fence, you….” as we were promised.

    • @jasonwinterton9369
      @jasonwinterton9369 2 роки тому +6

      Hot sauce is the best

    • @jbiz3
      @jbiz3 2 роки тому

      She’s gonna milk that “joke” to death.

  • @melincali80
    @melincali80 2 роки тому +3

    I have a feeling that only an eeny weeny teeny weeny short short man would have beef with plus size models 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому

      Spoken like a true plus sized model🤣go get that 20 piece McNugget/2 Big Mac combo, queen! Yaaaassss

    • @melincali80
      @melincali80 2 роки тому

      @@rotinhellu-tube2737 okay little man that just opened this account on 6/01/22😹

  • @adedimberline
    @adedimberline 2 роки тому +65

    The best damn couple on the internet.

  • @IrishGary1
    @IrishGary1 2 роки тому +7

    The val Kilmer joke was so funny...love when christina says really inappropriate jokes and tom stays quiet 😂😂😂😂

  • @JulianSwayzer
    @JulianSwayzer 2 роки тому +46

    Could you imagine Danny and Theo sharing their observations and words with each other ?!

    • @dandunlap8638
      @dandunlap8638 2 роки тому +5

      That’d be awesome

    • @DannyDeVitois79
      @DannyDeVitois79 2 роки тому +1

      Nah,,,, Theo is a legend,,, Danny is annoying obnoxious…. imo

    • @Tempust97
      @Tempust97 Рік тому

      ​@@DannyDeVitois79 bruh lol, your pants are low and loose

  • @SethCottengim
    @SethCottengim 2 роки тому +3

    As a professional Long Snapper myself, this is the first time I’ve heard the term “long snapper” outside of the roster of the teams I’ve been on… Honored
    Don’t be stingy @NFL

  • @aardeng
    @aardeng 2 роки тому +10

    Love how polite British cool guys are

    • @dandunlap8638
      @dandunlap8638 2 роки тому +1

      Right, but it may just be a nut thing. FedSmoker was nice MOST of the time 😂

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 2 роки тому +1

      @@dandunlap8638 but only if you were a cute lady.

  • @paulrhanna
    @paulrhanna 2 роки тому +1

    "Have you even been in the danger zone?"

  • @ToneLone69
    @ToneLone69 2 роки тому +10

    Was in an Xbox party, started the podcast on my speaker. My friend who has never watched ymh was dying laughing from this opening song😂

    • @clawabidingcitizen
      @clawabidingcitizen 2 роки тому +1

      You consume and share media the same way a caveman would.

    • @ToneLone69
      @ToneLone69 2 роки тому

      @@clawabidingcitizen am I supposed to laugh or be offended?

  • @pumpernickle2423
    @pumpernickle2423 2 роки тому +20

    You know what's worse than a 300lb swimsuit model, is 53892 adds.

    • @yeetdaddy5716
      @yeetdaddy5716 2 роки тому

      I know. This is worse than cable TV.

    • @John-lo4xz
      @John-lo4xz 2 роки тому

      True. I skip em all.

    • @leighzimmer6949
      @leighzimmer6949 2 роки тому +1

      I just skip them and don’t cry like a baby about it

    • @Grinchillah
      @Grinchillah 2 роки тому

      Uhhh… pay for UA-cam red? It’s like $10?

    • @Grinchillah
      @Grinchillah 2 роки тому

      Sorry you don’t wanna support the mommies!

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 2 роки тому +15

    That top Gun love scene was so akward because both actors are gay, it makes complete sense now, they had no idea what a relationship between woman and a man is, Tarantino nailed it👍😂

  • @geo8367
    @geo8367 2 роки тому +2

    55:00 "On the cummer" had me cracking up

  • @Maison_limérence
    @Maison_limérence 2 роки тому +8

    I don't know why they are so mad about the plus size model. She is beautiful. At least, it is better than giving young girls false expectations. As a fashion designer, I love seeing all the body types and all the races represented. Isn't it a good thing?

    • @ElHype714
      @ElHype714 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, it’s a weird tangent they keep going on lately, that and the Down syndrome VS model. Punching down really isn’t that funny compared to how it used to be.

  • @grant.bloomquist
    @grant.bloomquist 2 роки тому +2

    Tom thinks his people read lol

  • @loganreacts1794
    @loganreacts1794 2 роки тому +4

    Love the energetic editing to the opening song. Super fun guys keep it up and have a good week because the week is happening

  • @rickypaynetube
    @rickypaynetube 2 роки тому +2

    It does kind of annoy me how comedians think they are the gatekeepers of what is funny. Things being funny and people making each other laugh existed for thousands of years before it was ever an artform, and the funniest things in existence is never a comedian or comedy routine. It is a meme, or a candid video clip or something your friend did once. like Jimmy Carr once said "The funniest person you know is never a professional comedian"...... Comedians are the people who, for personal reasons, wanted to do comedy but they are not the funniest people around, as we can all tell from our personal relationships.

  • @niallgoddard02
    @niallgoddard02 2 роки тому +15

    Starting a petition for "The Cool Guy Club" to be the new intro music, all in agreement say "Aye".

  • @SamGreen
    @SamGreen 2 роки тому +18

    Chrissy's face when Tom shows accident videos brings me way too much joy 😅

  • @ryanwalker8843
    @ryanwalker8843 2 роки тому +15

    Best opening song in ymh history. The lyrics are genius you almost cant keep up with all the references. Ps. Also agree Danny brown is as funny as some of the funniest comedians.

  • @PadreDePato
    @PadreDePato 2 роки тому +1

    CERN flipped us into bizzaro world 😅

  • @3232jrob
    @3232jrob 2 роки тому +22

    Young Patrion is an absolute talent

  • @mutokenji
    @mutokenji 2 роки тому +2

    Nadavs laugh is unbearable. Its so exaggerated sometimes.

  • @ziggy7457
    @ziggy7457 2 роки тому +22

    I haven’t liked an opening song this much since “don’t be stingy” ❤️

  • @sammybananas
    @sammybananas 2 роки тому +2

    I've seen the Live Shows, I've seen all the podcasts, I've groaned and laughed a lot, but the "You've got a pretty little mouth" clip on this episode is the first to let out an involuntary "Jesus Christ."

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 2 роки тому +8

    gotta be the best intro song ever. that's a hard one to touch through the fence.

  • @ojeda5577
    @ojeda5577 2 роки тому +1

    that intro song is a BANGERRRR

  • @michaeladrow2794
    @michaeladrow2794 2 роки тому +4

    Love yall to death but this take on the SI model is really sad. Tom, bro no offense but your wife would never even have gotten close to the cover of SI so don't clown a bigger women for looking better than your wife ever has even with an obvious flaw

  • @lawrenceweber6072
    @lawrenceweber6072 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m not down with downs models” had me absolutely dead 😂

  • @sadboi7537
    @sadboi7537 2 роки тому +5

    Cool Guy Club might be the best banger ever produced. It’s truly the “top of the mountain” for YMH anthems.

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 роки тому

      These days submissions are just a shitty trap beat with any of the least funny parts of a clip being sampled non-stop. I'll never reach yungpatreon or oddtracknumbers levels of skill, but the submissions from like the past year make me want to see if I can do better.

  • @jeremyyd1258
    @jeremyyd1258 2 роки тому +1

    Tom’s “pack of wolves” line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @claireresnick
    @claireresnick 2 роки тому +5

    Watching this on the stationary bike. When they added the taco and hot dog emoji’s to that tweet I started pedaling harder 😅🤣😂

    • @AbstraktLogik
      @AbstraktLogik 2 роки тому

      HAHAHAA, cLEVER, i LIKE THAT, NOvelty is essential , any I stil pray you dont mean that literally, hahah. or anyone else

  • @christinej8333
    @christinej8333 2 роки тому +30

    Christina has some real issues with fatness. She seems obsessed.

    • @euro51116
      @euro51116 2 роки тому +15

      Christine has issues with a lot of things in general lol, she shows her boomer takes more and more each episode

    • @millicentdollhouse5252
      @millicentdollhouse5252 2 роки тому +6

      “Those fat models just being used to make money for the companies, that’s so stupid” ☠️ here’s me thinking that’s what all models are doing out there.

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому

      She’s an obese mom riding her husbands coattails, can you even fathom the crippling self loathing that wracks her everyday? Let her have one once in awhile...she NEEDS this

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому +3

      @eric reyes most of the time she’s Based AF and it’s great hahaha now it’s just projection and a glimpse into some sad repressed shit🤣she fightin some battles in there

    • @euro51116
      @euro51116 2 роки тому

      @@rotinhellu-tube2737 oh defintely lol

  • @keviiinramaaaage7650
    @keviiinramaaaage7650 2 роки тому +7

    The British guy is phenomenal. Pillar of the community 😂

    • @Peskyjooba
      @Peskyjooba 2 роки тому +1

      His channel is Charlie Veitch. This is VERY tame compared to his usual shenanigans. I been watching him for over ten years

    • @cronus3299
      @cronus3299 2 роки тому +1

      @@Peskyjooba very tame lol you can’t breach the veitch ! 😂 can’t believe he made it on YMH

  • @jordanwood183
    @jordanwood183 2 роки тому +1

    1:21:35 I’m living vicariously through this cool guy. He’s saying what we all want to say, but can’t, for fear of being accosted & beat up.

  • @nathangebben5738
    @nathangebben5738 2 роки тому +6

    Lol.... Oh boy, I can't wait till the mommy's watch the new top gun movie and realize he IS in the movie 😂😆

  • @jacobtrask3179
    @jacobtrask3179 2 роки тому +2

    That SI model is fine as hell, idgaf

  • @adamfortune3574
    @adamfortune3574 2 роки тому +6

    That intro was the best shit Ive ever heard. Top Shelf

  • @Quantum_GirlE
    @Quantum_GirlE 2 роки тому

    Out of years of the songs youve opened with, this is the first one i actually really like and its catchy. Its nothing like the genre i usually listen to, but theres something about it! Awesome

  • @jimsilvis197
    @jimsilvis197 2 роки тому +5

    Man, I need this today. Let's go!

  • @МаринДацов
    @МаринДацов 2 роки тому +4

    I was wondering would i catch the reason, why the podcast wasnt suggested to me this week. But i think there are some NOTABLE reasons. Hilarious episode, good job guys!

  • @mattyg695
    @mattyg695 2 роки тому +28

    when Tom said "why" to the face tattoo removal person I spit my coffee all over my monitor from laughing. Thanks Tom. Show should come with a warning no eating or drinking while viewing.

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 2 роки тому +3

      Oh you learn not to eat during this pod real quick. If it's not a joke that makes you choke, it will be a disgusting video or conversation that makes you lose your appetite.

    • @fookum_
      @fookum_ 2 роки тому

      Imagine trying to eat or drink during a live show lol not only will you spit, but you'll see where it spits as well...

  • @MoodyCleric
    @MoodyCleric 2 роки тому +1

    I love you Tom! I’m from Minnesota but I’ll be at the Ball Arena June 24th, 2 days before my 23rd bday and I’m so hyped to see my favorite comedian for my first comedy show! -jake

    • @MoodyCleric
      @MoodyCleric 2 роки тому

      Thank you for all the laughs YMHStudios🙏 doin gods work

  • @ObiWanJabroni138
    @ObiWanJabroni138 2 роки тому +7

    Seen you in Cincinnati this last Saturday Tom. Unfortunately I was 40 minutes late and missed Ryan and some of the beginning of your set but I must say it was a great performance and my 1st stand up show. Awesome crowd work spin move off that drunk guy in the front row 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ShadowT23
      @ShadowT23 2 роки тому +2

      Tom doesn't read this shit

    • @dandunlap8638
      @dandunlap8638 2 роки тому +1

      How do you show up 40 mins late to the best show in decades

  • @GreasySt
    @GreasySt 2 роки тому +2

    That car dragged on the highway is here in illinois outside Chicago. This shit is out of control. Its like fuckin mad max free for all out there.

  • @noahmanley1918
    @noahmanley1918 2 роки тому +11

    Damn Tom went Kevin Samuels on the heavy community 😅 great Ep. as Usual 👌🏽

    • @dubie620
      @dubie620 2 роки тому +7

      It’s was funny for a couple minutes but that shit went on for like 15 minutes bro.

    • @noahmanley1918
      @noahmanley1918 2 роки тому

      @@dubie620 agreed, gotta play to your audience sir

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому

      Aw jeez we got a couple poor fats with sore asses I see.
      Grandstanding won’t make your girlfriends less heavy or reaching your toes any easier

  • @DroppingDaMike
    @DroppingDaMike 2 роки тому +1

    Looking forward to the book! Pre-ordered in March with your signature!

  • @Lunchbox666
    @Lunchbox666 2 роки тому +6

    The girl in the black on SI cover is hot AF dunno what Tom's on. Not the old broad tho.

  • @badams2190
    @badams2190 2 роки тому

    thank you for danny! I've been listening to Danny's music for years and used to die laughing at his interviews. I get lots of time to listen to UA-cam while working and I love having a danny brown podcast.

  • @anhel2195
    @anhel2195 2 роки тому +4

    Tom really channeling his kevin samuels on that sports illustrated rant 🤣😂

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 2 роки тому +4

      they're both totally tok'd if they aren't creaming in their jeans over her, and don't think she's smokeshow.

    • @LTR1420
      @LTR1420 2 роки тому

      @@austindolan7182 we don't all like riding whales.

  • @ZachTheRipperTV
    @ZachTheRipperTV 2 роки тому +8

    When I saw the dog on horrible or hilarious and I accidentally let out a "NO!" Then proceeded to laugh harder then I've ever laugh at someone bouncing off the payment.

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 2 роки тому

      just hope the pooch is okay and was injured by that dum dum ICP fan.

  • @user-ib7wm1oe4v
    @user-ib7wm1oe4v 2 роки тому +6

    christina talking about SI ''you guys are just doing this to get eyes on your product.. its so dumb'' compared to every other issue where they don't want people to have eyes on their product? lol

    • @rotinhellu-tube2737
      @rotinhellu-tube2737 2 роки тому

      They’re just trying not to have their offices firebombed and bricked. We all know how Wokistani’s react to shit....

  • @macknickelson4866
    @macknickelson4866 2 роки тому +1

    Nidav thinks if he laughs louder he gets extra credit and a star sticker.

  • @adriancastillo3006
    @adriancastillo3006 2 роки тому +7

    Danny Brown’s show is so good Christina is already stealing his segments

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 роки тому +2

      Her only segment she's come up with in years is the Toks. She's still the queen of Would You Rather, but she's been just okay for a while lol.

  • @christinatrainham1610
    @christinatrainham1610 2 роки тому

    The dancing while listening to the theme song is my FAVORITE, and Christina’s meows 💕

  • @NeonRadioReviews
    @NeonRadioReviews 2 роки тому +4

    That musical opening is going to be a classic. Hands down 🔥

  • @Henncat69
    @Henncat69 2 роки тому

    “Go back to your barn.” 😂😂😂😂😂