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  • @p5ychojoe138
    @p5ychojoe138 Рік тому +135

    I'm impressed that Philip lasted that long with sloths, I'd go nuts dealing with that speed diff.

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon Рік тому +21

      Excuse me, minimum effort required for maximum profit sounds like a dream job.

    • @p5ychojoe138
      @p5ychojoe138 Рік тому +8

      @zonzzter that part is great. But he's stuck dealing with people that take a solid minute to complete a 10 second task and possibly even sentences. I mean 6 hours for a business letter? I'd eventually go batty.

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon Рік тому +12

      @@p5ychojoe138 Clearly you haven't encountered the E4 mafia and the power of the Sham Shield.

    • @dwwolf4636
      @dwwolf4636 Рік тому +8

      ​​@@Rawkit_Surgeon worked for a civilian organisation that works for the Dept. Of Defense....
      I was not impressed, i'd work 4-5 hours to complete all tasks. The rest of the time I used to improve my Freecell game after everything was spotless and calibrated, again.
      In the end I was entertaining thoughts of experimenting with Sulfuric and nitric acid and organic materials to give some manner of excitement.......which was what made me realize it was time to move on.

    • @StarForgers
      @StarForgers Рік тому +2

      @P5ychoJoe13 Think of it this way. How hard would it be to play video games or watch videos 80% of the day and get double the standard workload done in 1 hour if not half an hour? Hell, there isn't even a chance of them looking at your screen without you noticing long them minutes beforehand!
      I'm not saying to be lazy at work, but if you're THAT far ahead of them, it simply means you need a pay raise!

  • @TheStarMachine2000
    @TheStarMachine2000 Рік тому +51

    I can only imagine Philip showing up to work with a Terran computer.
    "Wow! The speed of this machine is incredible! It must be the cutting edge of technology!"
    "Not really, that is about two decades out of date."
    "What? But it works so fast!"
    "Yeah, And so do we!"

  • @Oddball_The_Strange
    @Oddball_The_Strange Рік тому +36

    Philip really pulled a long con there.

  • @doctorbright1065
    @doctorbright1065 Рік тому +25

    Dragon: *goes to sleep for a few decades and wakes up drowsy.
    Humans: *prepares high velocity AMR rounds.*

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 Рік тому +20

    As soon as I heard they were comparable to sloths, I knew *exactly* where this was going XD

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Рік тому +22

    Greetings Mentlgent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Story 1: Now that's what I call a hostile takeover
    Story 2: Ends before the payoff

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 2 місяці тому

    Phillip would fit right in with the office space gang.

  • @nachoakajrod
    @nachoakajrod Рік тому +9

    I’m guessing when the dragon stomped the sword poke a hole in the bottom of his foot. The only soft spot or something. And because he was made to bleed his own blood😂😂 he left that one human in peace and promised to wait 100 years to return or something

  • @lonelyboy9852
    @lonelyboy9852 Рік тому +6

    honestly if the aliens computers broke because of Philip then they were weak af

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому

    coffee for the win!
    yep humans do tend to act like a hydra at times

  • @Jeapify
    @Jeapify Рік тому +6

    I wonder if British_Tea_Company is Spiffing Brit's AI karma farm...

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Рік тому +6

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 Рік тому +1

    the second story reminds me of "The Iron Man" by Ted Hughes, could be just because of the dragon's description.

  • @IronLegacy96
    @IronLegacy96 Рік тому

    lol listening this at work right now had to pause just 3 min in because i kept laughing

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 Рік тому +8

    For the Author and the Narrator

  • @9LiveEmpire
    @9LiveEmpire Рік тому +5

    Accidental hostile take-over of thé market ? X3

  • @vinnyganzano1930
    @vinnyganzano1930 Рік тому

    Can I get Philip's job?😂😂😂

  • @mannamoth918
    @mannamoth918 Рік тому +3

    [12 . 08]
    *_*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*_*

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH Рік тому

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @TheyCalledMeT
    @TheyCalledMeT Рік тому

    this is Phillip, be like Phillip xD

  • @corranhuss
    @corranhuss Рік тому +10

    let me guess, Philip is german

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 Рік тому

    Just as planned.

  • @chronus4421
    @chronus4421 Рік тому

    This one felt rushed buddy, like you didn't care with your usual...careness, lol.

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw Рік тому

    For the algorithm

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    32nd, 14 March 2023

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @1227C-K
    @1227C-K Рік тому

    :)

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 Рік тому

    For the algorithm