Lord ha'mercy UA-cam comments are the worst. You can't even just have some fun messing around in a pre-Alpha build of a war game that includes units with boxing gloves on their fists without people saying "omg why are you bad, do this this and this, please make other content". This game owns, I subscribed to the alpha. Thanks for the vid, Pix.
+Pixelated Apollo and PLZ do more! I love your channel and ur vids! Honestly, you should have at least have 1,000,000 subs! And if you do more, you should use the Ballista more! It is accurate and shoots exploding arrows that deal a great amount of damming. With that stayed, keep making awesome videos!
I didnt know it was your first time. I thought I saw one of your videos on this will looking through. but again i am sorry for what i said. just thought the game would be more like Total War you know. Love your videos
another boxer yeah?, let's get another boxer, one more boxer, yeah how about another boxer?, another boxer??!! do you want another boxer???!!! just one more boxer!!!! JUST ONE MORE BOXER!!!! JUST ONE MORE FUCKING BOXER!!!!! HOW ABOUT ONE MORE BOXER????!!!!!
that game looks fun as fuck, Im surprised you found it strange that guys with boxing gloves were getting their ass handed to them by dudes with pitchforks xD
You prolly dont give a shit but if you're bored like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all the new movies on InstaFlixxer. I've been watching with my gf lately :)
Hey Pixelated Apollo, thank you for not screaming or yelling in this video compared to other Totally Accurate Battle Simulator videos they are so hyper and loud. :P
Ballistas are not only more accurate than any other Artillery in TABS, (Totally Accurate Battle Simulator) but they are actually do AOE damage when firing and are 2x faster in reloading than cannons. Good Luck! God Bless You!
Two words for the best tactic: Peasant Swarm EDIT: Ballistas are very good for clumped up troops, shields and enemy formations. Poachers basically have automatic assault rifles disguised as bows and arrows, also not as much friendly fire. Archers ark their shots, right into friendly troops, terrible rate of fire and accuracy. Both Archers and Poachers can pierce shields, but it takes a while. Catapults are shitty unless used in a line. Shields should be used with spears as a Phalanx or a Testudo, forgot which one, shields are effective for front line charging and ramming. Spearmen are good against short-range melee troops, farmers are the cheaper less effective version. Cannons are good but it is highly discouraged to put friendly troops infront of it, unless you don't mind friendly fire. This game brings a whole new meaning to "Military Genius" doesn't it.
Love this new content and when you mix it up Apollo, brings in the element of novelty instead of the mindless predictability of past battles. Stay fresh :)
Also, tighter formation is bad in this game (or atleast for what i've seen) because the AI usually gets stuck into eachother or drop their weapons due to being to close to one another
This video is just great your commentary and gameplay is just great you dont even desere unlikes those are just mean people you are doing a great job of entertaining people keep it up.(Sorry if some words are not correct english ist my native)
OI PIXIE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM GET OFF THIS GAME GET BACK TO TOTAL WAR ! had me worried there i thought you was branching out haha joke great vid mate
Here's a challenge for sandbox: The Imperial Red Nation is under attack! The hordes of the Blue Empire has charged towards the fields of The Imperial Red Nation, and the Imperial Red Nation has sent their armies to hold the territory! Budgets will change in battle due to that field not being the only area being attacked. The units are different also, based on the soldier type. RED BUDGET: 2250 (Due to balancing reasons, every time, you may not have more than 4 chariots and siege weapons) BLUE ARMY WAVE 1: (Place anywhere, but be fair) 20 Barbarians 15 Boxers 10 Archers 5 Farmers Another area has been getting heavily attacked, budget has been lowered! RED BUDGET: 1800 BLUE ARMY WAVE 2: (Place anywhere, but be fair) 25 Barbarians 5 Shields 8 Footmen 5 Farmers 10 Archers 3 Poachers The area is under more attack, budget is boosted. RED BUDGET: 2500 BLUE ARMY WAVE 3: (Place shields in front and spears behind the shields, everyone else should be placed kind of like in units, think total war. Also, be fair.) 10 Shields 10 Spearmen 20 Footmen (Unit 1) 20 Footmen (Unit 2) 2 Ballistae(s?) 7 Archers (Unit 1) 7 Archers (Unit 2) They have sent the cavalry, but we need to divert resources to other areas. RED BUDGET: 1450 BLUE ARMY WAVE 4: (Place anywhere, be fair.) 4 Chariots 6 Spearmen 10 Footmen (Unit 1) The Blue Empire has sent the rest of their forces. Prepare yourself and set up the army. RED BUDGET: 3000 BLUE ARMY WAVE 5: {You get the deal.} 10 Shields + 10 Spearmen (Unit 1) 2 Chariots 25 Footmen (Unit 1) 25 Footmen (Unit 2) 20 Archers (Unit 1) 10 Poachers (Unit 2) 2 Ballistae(s?) 1 Catapult 2 Cannon Crewmen 10 Spearmen (Unit 1) If you won, you have defended the Red Imperial Nation from the savages known as the Blue Empire!
Apollo you might not see this but I just wanted to let you know your awesome so positive and I love your commentary if there was a you tuber that I could meet in person it would be you. Thanks for making me happy
It's funny to see that he didn't win most of the time regardless of his tight formation and tactics,but other youtubers just put random and disorganized rank and won most of the times XD
Do lots of spreader out archers in the front with 1 ballista in the back and if you still have money place the shields right in from of archers. Tip: place ballista close to archers
@apollo the cannon is what i think the best arti for catapults they can fire above our man heads but they cant hit close targets while cannon weakness is hitting everything in front of it
Lord ha'mercy UA-cam comments are the worst. You can't even just have some fun messing around in a pre-Alpha build of a war game that includes units with boxing gloves on their fists without people saying "omg why are you bad, do this this and this, please make other content".
This game owns, I subscribed to the alpha. Thanks for the vid, Pix.
omg someone who gets it! Glad you enjoyed man :D
+Pixelated Apollo you do know at 9:32 your army looked like the chesiar cat from Alice in Wonderland! 😆 🐱
+Pixelated Apollo and PLZ do more! I love your channel and ur vids! Honestly, you should have at least have 1,000,000 subs! And if you do more, you should use the Ballista more! It is accurate and shoots exploding arrows that deal a great amount of damming. With that stayed, keep making awesome videos!
+Derpee Gaming oh. Watching a little more of the video, I now see you use it! 😆
Pixie pooh
should of called it the boxer rebellion
lol
Only a historian will get this
China
You should sell that joke and then you can finally say ca-Qing
+Dillon Lee Or...you know...anyone who's been to school....
Still looks better than Rome II Unit Collision.
haha true
+Pixelated Apollo hey appollo I want to tell u about this game
KMAN!
lol
WEll of course it does, this game is designed with actual ragdole physics.
way more accurate than total war
Best game, it only needs some Rome 2, and a dash of CoD micro-transactions. (Jk)
+Glarfle McDoop some Boots on the Ground too
of corse you have to buy the most epensive thing even tho its sucky instead of making a huge army of troops with archers supporting. really dued
sorry im not ryin to be mean i love your total war 2 seige batttle. ca you make moreplz
i know your just tryin to have some fun with this game
well its my first time playing....sooo yeahhh
I didnt know it was your first time. I thought I saw one of your videos on this will looking through. but again i am sorry for what i said. just thought the game would be more like Total War you know. Love your videos
haha no worries! Thanks man :D
Use poachers there like archers but way better
*they're
they have smaller bows
+Brent Sewell same damage but poachers are more accurate
They are basically close range archers.
yea 60 archers vs 30 poachers poacher s win
23:20 "Smacky Smacky, Pokey, Pokey" best commentary ever.
another boxer yeah?, let's get another boxer, one more boxer, yeah how about another boxer?, another boxer??!! do you want another boxer???!!! just one more boxer!!!! JUST ONE MORE BOXER!!!! JUST ONE MORE FUCKING BOXER!!!!! HOW ABOUT ONE MORE BOXER????!!!!!
9:48 that boxer actually hit Apollo xD
Finally, Ive been waiting for you to play this game.
two large armies bashing each other to bits. Love it. Thank You PA!
This new total war game looks great. Love the fact that you can directly control your soldiers decisions. 10/10 ign
"It's good to have a lot of layers, like Ogres"
Paul Schlacter omg man
Is this rome 3 total war?
+Davy Jones yep
Where are the DLC though?
+Staffaynu whoever had the idea of incorporating a f****** blood DLC does not deserve to breathe
No, this has better graphics and gameplay.
its medieval 3
In this game ballista are really good they explode on impact
Also poachers are a better version of archers
there is currently a stream where 3 ballistas have been going at it for 2 days
+Martian Manhunter pe/\ke
+Martian Manhunter Is it the funhaus stream?
an cheaper
Poachers shoot in a line while archers shoot in an arc, so put poachers in front to reck lives. Love the video Apollo keep them coming!
I love this game Thanks Apollo :D
that game looks fun as fuck, Im surprised you found it strange that guys with boxing gloves were getting their ass handed to them by dudes with pitchforks xD
thank you for showing this :) And ty for keep constantly uploading this cool stuff
I can feel you straining when you cant make the line perfectly congruent. Gotta love perfectionists.
just wondering why you placed your ranged units behind when you almost always only saw them hit your own troops. ^^
I was really hoping you'd do this game, because when I heard about it, I instantly thought about your channel
Stair Dismount/Truck Dismount gone Medieval.
You prolly dont give a shit but if you're bored like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all the new movies on InstaFlixxer. I've been watching with my gf lately :)
@Hassan Roland Yea, I have been using Instaflixxer for since november myself :)
Please play more of this game! Love it
This was hilarious! Great video. I instantly signed up for the alpha.
Yay!
can't wait to watch the video, grabbed my bowl of cereal, mountain dew, and my tv is playing.
have a great day!
Who the fuck drinks mountain dew while eating cereal?
+suicidal i do :Г
+suicidal deal with it lol just kidding but I mean why not
Ha! yes! I saw some footage of TABS a few weeks back for the first time and straight away thought of you. Was stoked to see you have a crack at it.
Hey Pixelated Apollo, thank you for not screaming or yelling in this video compared to other Totally Accurate Battle Simulator videos they are so hyper and loud. :P
Pix, just letting you know that the Poachers are better than the archers
Thanks for the advise :D
+Pixelated Apollo pixy poo
And Ballistas & Chariots are the best Cav and Artillery :)
Yep
Ballistas are not only more accurate than any other Artillery in TABS, (Totally Accurate Battle Simulator) but they are actually do AOE damage when firing and are 2x faster in reloading than cannons. Good Luck! God Bless You!
When I first saw this I thought to myself 'Pixie HAS to play this ' , I can die in peace now :D .
finally someone played this game strategically, knew my boy apollo would play this game properly
PLAY SO MUCH MORE OF THIS
LMAO never thought i was ganna see this on your channel :D
its hilarious game and i cant wait to see what they will do to the game for final release!
That was GRRAT PLZZZ keep making these vids. I will watch all them.
Wow Apollo. What a goofy game paired up with your commentary made for a solid laugh all the way.
This looks fantastic, but your messiness with your formations really grinds my gears :P
Man this game has been getting very popular. Great video!
Holy crap! I saw this game and thought "Man, Apollo would be hilarious in here!"
Two words for the best tactic: Peasant Swarm
EDIT: Ballistas are very good for clumped up troops, shields and enemy formations. Poachers basically have automatic assault rifles disguised as bows and arrows, also not as much friendly fire. Archers ark their shots, right into friendly troops, terrible rate of fire and accuracy. Both Archers and Poachers can pierce shields, but it takes a while. Catapults are shitty unless used in a line. Shields should be used with spears as a Phalanx or a Testudo, forgot which one, shields are effective for front line charging and ramming. Spearmen are good against short-range melee troops, farmers are the cheaper less effective version. Cannons are good but it is highly discouraged to put friendly troops infront of it, unless you don't mind friendly fire. This game brings a whole new meaning to "Military Genius" doesn't it.
It's about damn time Apollo. lol
hahah
15:40 "The chariot is still alive " then the cannons sniped it.
Never expected this Apollo AMAZING video do more
Love this new content and when you mix it up Apollo, brings in the element of novelty instead of the mindless predictability of past battles. Stay fresh :)
Ah yes nostalgia
gang beasts + total war = totaly accurate battle simulator
Pixelated, you're growing so fast!!!!
Bro Apollo with your growth rate you are going to break UA-cam haha, very fun watch as always.
When you get comfy, and then you have to take a piss but you don't wanna get up
Last fight be like "form Testudo" lol this game is fun plz play more
Maybe put artillery at the flanks so they don't fire into your own lines? This game is ridiculous, why am I even suggesting this :S
Do more plz! btw try out sandbox mode.
Jack! Is that you?
+Joseph Stalin Stalin is that you?!
YES!!! I knew you were going to make a video out of this game!
Also you're an hour earlier than usual. Should i expect the regular TW vid at 12 midnight?
Also, tighter formation is bad in this game (or atleast for what i've seen) because the AI usually gets stuck into eachother or drop their weapons due to being to close to one another
About time! Nice gameplay so far :)
PLEASE play more of this!
Great video Apollo do more of this please. ps Hello from the proud republic of Latvia :) Esi sveicinats!
I am so happy you played this! XD
I laughted way too much watching this video :D so goofy x'D
This video is just great your commentary and gameplay is just great you dont even desere unlikes those are just mean people you are doing a great job of entertaining people keep it up.(Sorry if some words are not correct english ist my native)
I knew it I freaking knew that you would play this game!!😂😂😂😂
OI PIXIE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM GET OFF THIS GAME GET BACK TO TOTAL WAR ! had me worried there i thought you was branching out
haha joke great vid mate
HAHAHA this game made me lose it, also Apollo you really seemed to struggle with this XD
I love your videos please play more of this and can you plz do a archer spam and do lots more third age battles
nice i guess im gonna get back to watching PA videos
use poachers instead of archers, and farmers are basically cheap spears, cannons are more accurate but easier to destroy than cannons
You mean catapults?
+Diego Gamboa cannons are more accurate but easier to destroy than catapults*
+Jayjay2961 no cannons take more hits of everything but catapults only take less damage from seige things
+Clorox bleach no
+Jayjay2961 check out lazar beams videos
Love him trying to apply total war knowledge
Apollo, You should try the peasant strategy.
Just spam peasants
Hopefully you upload more of this, it is awesome :]
cant wait to see Pixie playing this competitively while everyone else does it for shits and giggles and absolutely destroys them
I was waiting for you to play the game!!
Like how everyone tells Pixel what to do in this game but rarely see suggestions on his Total war episodes
super funny definitely play this more!
Here's a challenge for sandbox:
The Imperial Red Nation is under attack! The hordes of the Blue Empire has charged towards the fields of The Imperial Red Nation, and the Imperial Red Nation has sent their armies to hold the territory! Budgets will change in battle due to that field not being the only area being attacked.
The units are different also, based on the soldier type.
RED BUDGET: 2250
(Due to balancing reasons, every time, you may not have more than 4 chariots and siege weapons)
BLUE ARMY WAVE 1:
(Place anywhere, but be fair)
20 Barbarians
15 Boxers
10 Archers
5 Farmers
Another area has been getting heavily attacked, budget has been lowered!
RED BUDGET: 1800
BLUE ARMY WAVE 2:
(Place anywhere, but be fair)
25 Barbarians
5 Shields
8 Footmen
5 Farmers
10 Archers
3 Poachers
The area is under more attack, budget is boosted.
RED BUDGET: 2500
BLUE ARMY WAVE 3:
(Place shields in front and spears behind the shields, everyone else should be placed kind of like in units, think total war. Also, be fair.)
10 Shields
10 Spearmen
20 Footmen (Unit 1)
20 Footmen (Unit 2)
2 Ballistae(s?)
7 Archers (Unit 1)
7 Archers (Unit 2)
They have sent the cavalry, but we need to divert resources to other areas.
RED BUDGET: 1450
BLUE ARMY WAVE 4:
(Place anywhere, be fair.)
4 Chariots
6 Spearmen
10 Footmen (Unit 1)
The Blue Empire has sent the rest of their forces. Prepare yourself and set up the army.
RED BUDGET: 3000
BLUE ARMY WAVE 5:
{You get the deal.}
10 Shields + 10 Spearmen (Unit 1)
2 Chariots
25 Footmen (Unit 1)
25 Footmen (Unit 2)
20 Archers (Unit 1)
10 Poachers (Unit 2)
2 Ballistae(s?)
1 Catapult
2 Cannon Crewmen
10 Spearmen (Unit 1)
If you won, you have defended the Red Imperial Nation from the savages known as the Blue Empire!
3:18 Sick, nasty Shrek reference, bro.
Yes! Love this game!
Hey apollo great vid dont normally comment on your vids but I do watch them and enjoy them alot so thanks!
Also would love to see you continue playing this game!
MORE PLS! This was awesome
Apollo your artillery keeps on shooting your own men in the back and you keep putting your artillery behind them :P
this is such a fun game. pls keep it up. and try the sandbox mode
Great video!!!! Please make more!!!!
Thanks dude
I have watched every single one of your vids there awesome!!!!!!!
I have been waiting for you to make a vid on this game
I have been waiting for him to play it I have watched other videos like this and this one is different because he has battle strategy
Love this :) Keep up the great work man !!!
MORE OF THIS I LOVE THIS!!!!!
18:09 oh my god that guy went flying eney body agree
haha
lol
eney body
hmmm
+cr Allison k
this is redicously Funny HAHA that catapult thou xD
where did he find this?
as soon as I saw this game I somehow knew you where going to play it XD
Nice to see a Silly Total War Battle on this channel 😊
Apollo you might not see this but I just wanted to let you know your awesome so positive and I love your commentary if there was a you tuber that I could meet in person it would be you. Thanks for making me happy
It's funny to see that he didn't win most of the time regardless of his tight formation and tactics,but other youtubers just put random and disorganized rank and won most of the times XD
Lol this game is so cool. I cant wait for the final version
WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!!
yes omg yes he finally did it, thank you apollo
YES A DIFFERENT LARGE BATTLE GAME!!
XD I am so glad you played this!
Please make another video on this game!
Apollo: You may find it useful to position the artillery on the side and not behind your own troups where it has to shoot through them.
Pixie, you have to spread them out A LOT further than what you did. That's why they are too close to each other
Your artillary keeps wiping out your own men!
Do lots of spreader out archers in the front with 1 ballista in the back and if you still have money place the shields right in from of archers. Tip: place ballista close to archers
@apollo the cannon is what i think the best arti for catapults they can fire above our man heads but they cant hit close targets while cannon weakness is hitting everything in front of it