Jacob got his girlfriend pregnant LMAO

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
  • he really wasn't expecting this kind of news...
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  • @touchdalight
    @touchdalight  6 років тому +156

    make sure you give this video a thumbs up if you're reading this! 👍
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  • @jacobwhite8746
    @jacobwhite8746 6 років тому +438

    Ffs this is all such a meme

  • @CrashScene
    @CrashScene 6 років тому +218

    “She took her driving test for the 7th time and failed it again, honestly it’s not a surprise she should just give up” 😹😹😹😹😹

  • @keeleylouise4517
    @keeleylouise4517 6 років тому +163

    Loved the guy delivering the food he thought Jacob was dead.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @phoebedweebi
    @phoebedweebi 6 років тому +154

    6:04 “this ones more of a *yellow texture* “ I love grammar

  • @kateelisabeth
    @kateelisabeth 6 років тому +331

    your hair looks like a hedgehog

  • @bellalyell5932
    @bellalyell5932 6 років тому +50

    Carmie being anxious heightens my anxiety

  • @daisyhibbert2718
    @daisyhibbert2718 6 років тому +32

    7:53 me when my friend makes a shitty joke

    • @oliverhayes9642
      @oliverhayes9642 6 років тому +4

      Only watching this video because of this comment

  • @gjockoo8125
    @gjockoo8125 5 років тому

    “Get your stinking little cheddars off the bed” I cantttt😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dblockeuropefan4life218
    @dblockeuropefan4life218 5 років тому +1

    Get thos stinky little cheddars🧀 🦶🏻of my bed
    I’m dyyyyyying 😂😂😂😂😂
    That car noise I thought it was Jordan’s car 🚗 🤪🤪😂😂
    I’m calling the pOlice

  • @searchingforads9230
    @searchingforads9230 6 років тому

    'Get those stinky little cheddars of the bed already' IM HOWLING

  • @pixieprice797
    @pixieprice797 6 років тому +3

    You and the social climbers have really helped me threw some stuff recently It’s like continuous bad stuff keeps happening to me like my dad died then I got bullied for it, I have like 0 friends (that are actually there for me)my boyfriend I’m with now is abusive and to be quite honest I feel like I haven’t actually smiled and laughed properly for about 2 years until I came across you guys on UA-cam! I honestly just want to say a massive thank you and I love you guys so much I wish I could actually find some real friends💚 I know that sounds mad depressing but trust me I’m cool

    • @pixieprice797
      @pixieprice797 6 років тому +1

      Lol why did I even comment that 😂

    • @megatron8024
      @megatron8024 6 років тому +1

      I don't blame him for being abusive you can't even use the correct 'through'

  • @Samira-sq4zr
    @Samira-sq4zr 6 років тому +10

    you three together are the best

  • @sianlouise2457
    @sianlouise2457 6 років тому +60

    hey guys its nicole

    • @Vicky-dl9wn
      @Vicky-dl9wn 6 років тому +1

      sianlouise bye 👋 nicole

    • @kiwicolamsp8329
      @kiwicolamsp8329 5 років тому

      sianlouise oh hey I finally found someone with the same name as me :)

  • @jacmorrison8859
    @jacmorrison8859 6 років тому +44

    we love a clickbait king

  • @streetflow2754
    @streetflow2754 6 років тому +42

    TouchDalike button

    • @erincorry5280
      @erincorry5280 6 років тому +1

      Never uploading again Ashley pk gg

  • @frieda1471
    @frieda1471 6 років тому +67

    this was actually a good vlog omg

    • @Dearholyjesus
      @Dearholyjesus 6 років тому +2

      hersays lop his content is shit ... Yes I'm bored go fys

  • @eidennd9472
    @eidennd9472 6 років тому +1

    Hahahahaha Millie is high as fuck in this whole vlog 😂😂😂

  • @arid9873
    @arid9873 6 років тому

    Ur impression of Millie!!!!!!! I’m weak😂😂

  • @amelia6301
    @amelia6301 6 років тому +9

    "my friend told me i looked russian so i think i might change my name to russia?" WTFF CARMIE IM WHEEZING love ya

  • @hollyolivia2868
    @hollyolivia2868 6 років тому

    I love how you're putting a lot of effort into your videos again!! touchdalight is backk❤️❤️

  • @homeyss5330
    @homeyss5330 6 років тому

    “Get those stinky little cheddars off the bed” lmAo

  • @zoeiherrera7568
    @zoeiherrera7568 6 років тому

    "Calm down you selfish Bitch" and "are we keeping it ? 🚼" are literally my favorite lines in here 😂😂

  • @nixnoo5271
    @nixnoo5271 6 років тому +17

    I feel like i see Jacobs feet more than I see my own

  • @maddysmith8589
    @maddysmith8589 6 років тому +52

    I just watched 11mins of trash and I LOVE IT!

  • @jennah5575
    @jennah5575 6 років тому +30

    'She took her driving test for like the 7th time and failed it AGAIN' slight exaggeration? 😂😂 well I mean it's Carmie so what did I expect? xx

    • @Vicky-dl9wn
      @Vicky-dl9wn 6 років тому

      Jennah The funny thing is it is her 2nd time get ur facts right

    • @haileywesty4163
      @haileywesty4163 4 роки тому

      • Jennah • at the time of this video she was 14 so there is legit no way

  • @liblibxx
    @liblibxx 6 років тому

    “Stinky little cheddars” 😭😭

  • @arid9873
    @arid9873 6 років тому

    “All this money I still can’t have friends” deaddd😂😂💀

  • @izj9900
    @izj9900 6 років тому +5

    Millie's story time has me dead😂

  • @jade-cn6ec
    @jade-cn6ec 6 років тому +6

    He said he didn’t eat breakfast but at the start of the vlog he was eating toast😹🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @itzmiasmithxo8837
    @itzmiasmithxo8837 6 років тому

    Literally love the thumbnail, so much better to see you happy rather then upset. I love you💜💜

  • @samyaahmed_
    @samyaahmed_ 6 років тому +1

    your eyes are so blue in this vlog wowzer💗💗

  • @Danielnotelloc
    @Danielnotelloc 6 років тому +12

    “Hi five! No, I don’t high five people I don’t know” I actually bursted out laughing 💀

  • @amywarren4396
    @amywarren4396 6 років тому +1

    Millie looks so cute in the thumbnail 😅!! Love you 3 xx💕💕💕

  • @lisiexo1690
    @lisiexo1690 6 років тому +1

    Carmie, you’re literally the funniest human on not only UA-cam, but on the earth omg, your videos have helped me through so much, and knowing that whenever I’m upset I can watch one of your videos is the best thing, there’s not one of your videos that haven’t made me laugh, and I can relate to you at some point in every single video😂😂 your the best homeless person, I luv you❤️❤️❤️ lol that was lowkey cringe but do we care, no

  • @nataliedaley7138
    @nataliedaley7138 6 років тому +2

    5:24 THE RED DOT ON THE PHONEEE

  • @ginababzable
    @ginababzable 6 років тому +1

    Swear I just watch your vlogs for that outro music😂😂😂

  • @dontuse9208
    @dontuse9208 6 років тому +2

    I know this gonna sound lowkey cringy af but I love youtubers like you, you share experiences with us as much as you can. We all love you so much, your literally the best I love how you are to your fans it is literally the sweetest & people will be so happy, that you could have made their day. Your such an idol and inspiration! I love how you do videos even when you don’t feel like it, don’t listen to any hate ( I know you wouldn’t because your carmie duh!) you are literally a leader & the funniest person ever that people pick up your sarcasm ! if you see this please read this it means a lot to ily💙just remember I cannot live without your sarcasm & you merch slays sm🤣 *whip x100000*

  • @saskiabates2813
    @saskiabates2813 6 років тому

    ‘I’m weak’ my favourite saying 😂♥️

  • @myarichards6548
    @myarichards6548 6 років тому +1

    "this one has a yellow texture " I am dead 😂

  • @sophiastanton6283
    @sophiastanton6283 6 років тому

    touchdavloggg, honestly live for your sarcasm

  • @rachel_stephens
    @rachel_stephens 5 років тому +1

    “This ones more of a yElLow TeXtuRe”

  • @justrachel6903
    @justrachel6903 6 років тому +2

    That random guy laughing 😂😂

  • @abbiephillips4778
    @abbiephillips4778 6 років тому +8

    He has lush eyes

  • @jackmeddings1197
    @jackmeddings1197 6 років тому +1

    TouchDaVlog , btw love your videos funny af 😛

  • @fisher1ellis121
    @fisher1ellis121 6 років тому

    9.25 "calm down you selfish bitch"ha ha ha

  • @mim_oh
    @mim_oh 6 років тому +10

    This click bait is too much carmie😂😂😂

  • @totallykatie6237
    @totallykatie6237 6 років тому +2

    jacob went so i already know something interesting happened

  • @philippaallsop905
    @philippaallsop905 6 років тому +1

    4:55 Millie's deffoooo high loool

  • @hollyhollyholly2480
    @hollyhollyholly2480 6 років тому +1

    TOUCHDAVLOG!! Love you Carmie xxxxxxx

  • @hanachadwick9565
    @hanachadwick9565 6 років тому

    We love a messy vlogger touchdavlogs

  • @millyugly551
    @millyugly551 6 років тому

    The delivery guy😂😂

  • @georgiabruzzese8501
    @georgiabruzzese8501 6 років тому

    I watched your livestream !! love you so much, from Australia💗💗

  • @jimboylan8125
    @jimboylan8125 6 років тому +2

    Love you so much that I’m watching you in a French supermarket on dodgy WiFi without headphones 😂😂❤️❤️

  • @harrietr7834
    @harrietr7834 6 років тому +25

    who the f is jack

  • @malijones2367
    @malijones2367 6 років тому +12

    did anyone else notice that Milllie T had an e-cigarette

  • @ellielouise208
    @ellielouise208 6 років тому

    That Heelys wristband is the one😂😂

  • @erinsmith4773
    @erinsmith4773 6 років тому +3

    TOUCHDAVLOGS I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO MUCH AND ALL YOUR VIDEOS KEPP UP THE GOOD WORK CARMIE XX💖💖💖

  • @jaydabarker8958
    @jaydabarker8958 6 років тому +1

    This channel is lit Bruv x

  • @phoebeepboop
    @phoebeepboop 6 років тому +1

    "get those stinky little cheddars off the bed"

  • @laurak8469
    @laurak8469 6 років тому +2

    touchdavlog 💗💗 honestly love you so much 😁😁😁

  • @AneesahRahman
    @AneesahRahman 6 років тому

    jacob's impression of you🤧😂😂

  • @TG0896
    @TG0896 6 років тому

    Goes to Amsterdam to order an English breakfast. I c o n i c.

  • @nataliegutberlet7493
    @nataliegutberlet7493 6 років тому

    that thumbnail lmaooo😭😭

  • @marwarghei8083
    @marwarghei8083 6 років тому

    eats toast....*"I have a wheat allergy"

  • @milliehodgkinson3632
    @milliehodgkinson3632 6 років тому +1

    TOUCHDAVLOG I have missed your vlogs soooooooooooo much 😁💛💛

  • @emmaxx8143
    @emmaxx8143 6 років тому +1

    It tastes like it’s been left out for a couple of years🤣

  • @georgiacrook9154
    @georgiacrook9154 6 років тому +1

    this vlog had so much food in it, it lowkey made me hungry

  • @NiallDavison
    @NiallDavison 6 років тому +1

    9:43 when Millie sees Jacobs feet 😂😂

  • @samyaahmed_
    @samyaahmed_ 6 років тому

    "i might change my name to russia" same😂

  • @floriex2434
    @floriex2434 6 років тому

    3:54 im so dead millie is so blazed

  • @chantalparker893
    @chantalparker893 6 років тому

    stayed up to 2am to watch this. true fan i ain’t no fake fan

  • @rihrihxox8721
    @rihrihxox8721 6 років тому +1

    I literally love when carmie's cringy like seriously 😂

  • @kelsiealice3164
    @kelsiealice3164 6 років тому

    I wonder how many times these actually say badeshka a day😂

  • @samantharalph2814
    @samantharalph2814 5 років тому +1

    Take a shot everytime he raises his eyebrows

  • @hollyopenshaw6992
    @hollyopenshaw6992 6 років тому

    Jacobs impression 😭

  • @Heychaselol
    @Heychaselol 6 років тому +2

    we love a nude legend

  • @dandobari
    @dandobari 5 років тому

    Jacob got me dying

  • @lydiamsp4532
    @lydiamsp4532 6 років тому

    Carmie you’re so extra😂 Snapchat squadddd💗💗

  • @arid9873
    @arid9873 6 років тому

    Can’t wait for the rest of the vlogs

  • @Sophie-kq6vg
    @Sophie-kq6vg 6 років тому

    touchdavlog innit it's where the party is at

  • @-infinity-2861
    @-infinity-2861 6 років тому

    I. AM. CONFUSED. WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS???

  • @aaliyahhx4869
    @aaliyahhx4869 6 років тому

    Ilyyyy Carmie💗

  • @ria-jadexo
    @ria-jadexo 6 років тому

    OMG Millie looked so high at the hotel😂😂 I can’t even ,, she’s still Gucci tho

  • @ellaolsena5083
    @ellaolsena5083 6 років тому

    Touchdavlogs❤️❤️❤️ love you Carmiee

  • @navika8656
    @navika8656 6 років тому

    touchdalittyvloginamsterdam yes boii

  • @imalejandraa
    @imalejandraa 6 років тому

    4:00 Millie is high af 😂😂😂

  • @shannonesom9021
    @shannonesom9021 6 років тому

    Love your vlogs xx

  • @zahracurtis2105
    @zahracurtis2105 6 років тому

    Your hair looks good in this 👍🏼

  • @trevorfrick
    @trevorfrick 6 років тому

    the thumbnail click bait truly worked i’m mad at myself

  • @caitlinparry4611
    @caitlinparry4611 6 років тому

    Whenever you impersonate Millie you sound welsh not northern 😂😭

  • @nelliebrown922
    @nelliebrown922 6 років тому

    happy easter carmieeeee

  • @victoria-zm3dq
    @victoria-zm3dq 6 років тому +2

    i came from the live TOUCHDAVLOG

  • @laurapatrizia8687
    @laurapatrizia8687 6 років тому

    Did anyone else noticed the people talking in german in the train?😂 I am German so find it kinda funny

  • @heatheradamson2255
    @heatheradamson2255 6 років тому +2

    I brought a pink Lowkey hoodie, honestly i'm too excited to get it.

  • @arid9873
    @arid9873 6 років тому

    Marmie goals😍😍

  • @nevemacfarlane4234
    @nevemacfarlane4234 6 років тому

    “I might change my name to Russia” same carmie, same

  • @bethanywright8014
    @bethanywright8014 6 років тому

    Forever looking like heaven

  • @maescarlett8016
    @maescarlett8016 6 років тому +15

    Fresh trimmmm

    • @Vicky-dl9wn
      @Vicky-dl9wn 6 років тому

      Mae Scarlett That’s so old

  • @Arbiter50productions
    @Arbiter50productions 6 років тому +2

    You should of invited Jordan Houston