Fun fact: Plato was also a wrestler. The name 'Plato' is actually a nickname- it means 'wide' in Old Old Humie Talk, so he was a beefy boy as well as a thinky boy.
So who wants to tell them that Plato was a really big and strong human that used win fighting competitions all the time. He earned his nickname in the fighting and intimated others frequently.
I find it interesting that the video itself is kinda like Plato's Cave: The smart boy and the other git are talkin' about plato's cave while they're waiting for da otha boyz to mob up, and they'z be talkin' about something that (to the orks) iz stupid humie stuff. Then, they'z realize that Plato is a dumb git and they join the mob for da waaargh: Kinda like smart humies realizin' that da cave is stupid and they goes outside because that's where all the smart stuff is
Orks knowing more about ancient human culture more than actual humans in 40k is funny but also makes complete sense in context. But even if it was canon gamesworkshop would still find a way to mess it up.
I heard some humie gits had the idea that the universe was started by one big dakka. If that’s true are we made of Dakka? And is that why it’s Orky to never have enough Dakka?
but if the universe is one big dakka, who fired da big shoota? Gork? Mork? Da Emprah? And if the big dakka is only a finite amount of dakka, since an infinite dakka would necessarily not allow the existence of anything other than dakka, much less a universe, does that mean there is gits that exist beyond the universe not bound by the laws of krumpin? dis is gettin too compleks for me.
I liked the part where finky pants basically admits that Plato could have just been pretentious and calling everyone else dumber than him through the allegory. One element I think Orks would miss in the allegory though is the concept of 'society' that the cave itself is supposed to represent. Orks don't need to build a 'society' for consensus between many individuals. They got the WAAAAGH! that handles all that stuff out of the box.
Smartboi thinkipants forgot that to get Plato out o the cave someone else had to krump him a lil bit towards da sun. Plato also say da way ta make Humies smart is to krump em and out em in da sun 🌞
This should be good. Orks go cave... yes they do. Well done. This is probably the best lesson from the old philosophers, followed closely by the golden mean.
Yeah, I always found Plato's allegory to be a really arrogant, because of course he says philosophers have access to the world of forms for some mystical reason.
Yeah me too. On top of that I don't like the fact that the realm of forms is just an idea that Plato came up with, and there's no evidence that it has anything to do with how actual reality works, yet modern people keep using the allegory of the cave as though it's proof of the realm of forms. I don't think these people really know how proof works, or what counts as proof. They're just being gittish.
I hope smart boi finky pants gets his needed diet of conflict in between his lessons, I would hate for him to waste away and shrink on account of his job.
Da Humie Emprah has a version of this where the stupid gitz are so happy being stupid gitz that they would rather krump the smart boi then stop being stupid gitz. Wish I could say that version didn't happen in reality. Edit: It might have been Magnus (da git what did wrong things for da right reasons).
Fun fact: Plato was also a wrestler. The name 'Plato' is actually a nickname- it means 'wide' in Old Old Humie Talk, so he was a beefy boy as well as a thinky boy.
Funer fact: Plato lived in a hive, not a cave😂
As krumpy as he was thinky.
Datz wut u'z call ah Nob
Plato was wrestler, Sokrates was an elite Hoplite, and Aristo was a dum dum engineer humie.
@@hannibalburgers477 So a roight an' proppa boy, a killy 'Ardboy an' a brainy mekboy. Nowz I'z got it!
Well it took an Ork to help me finally understand The Allegory of the Cave
His Skool is accepting applications.
@Wasteland Customs Same.
@@noman8412 How doz wun apply?
it's really not that hard once you read it and realize how it is just plato going "you have no evidence it doesn't exist"
So who wants to tell them that Plato was a really big and strong human that used win fighting competitions all the time. He earned his nickname in the fighting and intimated others frequently.
So dis Plato git wuz a humie nob too? Den why da zog woz 'e muckin' aboot wiff talkin' about caves an' all dat stupid grotfondlin' stuff?
@@metalgear6531 cuz he thought it wuz fun, thatz why!
@@lordfelidae4505 I fink e' wuz muckin' about, but if 'e really WUZ such a proppa stompy nob, den' who da zog am I ta judge?
@@metalgear6531 do ye know ow long ago dat was? Ee wasn't muckin about at all! Dis was so long ago krorks was a thing!
I find it interesting that the video itself is kinda like Plato's Cave: The smart boy and the other git are talkin' about plato's cave while they're waiting for da otha boyz to mob up, and they'z be talkin' about something that (to the orks) iz stupid humie stuff. Then, they'z realize that Plato is a dumb git and they join the mob for da waaargh: Kinda like smart humies realizin' that da cave is stupid and they goes outside because that's where all the smart stuff is
The Orks are about to go into a cave, though.
Da'ts deep bruh
this and "De Emprah" could one day be as good as TTS
IMO it already is.
considering we haven't had an episode in over a year. This is better.
TTS is no more!
Orks knowing more about ancient human culture more than actual humans in 40k is funny but also makes complete sense in context. But even if it was canon gamesworkshop would still find a way to mess it up.
This story sounds like something Maggie da Reddun would use to defend himself if he were put on trial
I hope this is a joke, because he literally did use this exact story at trial.
@@codysing1223 The Primarch did but not the Primeork
Magnus altered the story and changed the ending.
"Why are they chained up?"
"Because that's how is like being stupid".
Ah, the taste of freedom.
Almost to 11k already. Guess the word is spreading fast.
I heard some humie gits had the idea that the universe was started by one big dakka. If that’s true are we made of Dakka? And is that why it’s Orky to never have enough Dakka?
I asked my ork drinking buddy this question and he said yes
but if the universe is one big dakka, who fired da big shoota? Gork? Mork? Da Emprah? And if the big dakka is only a finite amount of dakka, since an infinite dakka would necessarily not allow the existence of anything other than dakka, much less a universe, does that mean there is gits that exist beyond the universe not bound by the laws of krumpin? dis is gettin too compleks for me.
@@orangedalmatian We are all one within the Dakka. Born by the dakka, molded by the dakka, destroyed by the dakka. There is only Dakka.
I learned so much from this.
I liked the part where finky pants basically admits that Plato could have just been pretentious and calling everyone else dumber than him through the allegory. One element I think Orks would miss in the allegory though is the concept of 'society' that the cave itself is supposed to represent. Orks don't need to build a 'society' for consensus between many individuals. They got the WAAAAGH! that handles all that stuff out of the box.
Agh Playdough
Ah, Philosophy, As long as it ain't wrong, it dosen't have to be right.
I just watched the Socrates video and I just found this I'm going to subscribe to this UA-cam channel this is great
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Drop everything! It's Ork Philosophy time!
"Why are they chained up?"
"Cause that's what it's like to be stupid."
Gorkboy Zork. Couldn't have thought of a better name myself. It fits his character perfectly!
Man i so love the concept of these videos lol
you need to have a xmas event were all the umies give him presents
"As such behavior is decidedly mucking about"
Orks conclusion : To Get'em out of da Cavern, do it Empra style. Krump'em to get em out !
You are a golden god
God i love nomans videos.
Combining my two favorite tings, Git's and smarty tinking Hummies
Plato invented the plate - Holly Red Dwarf
This was the best thing I've seen in a long time 🤣
Smartboi thinkipants forgot that to get Plato out o the cave someone else had to krump him a lil bit towards da sun. Plato also say da way ta make Humies smart is to krump em and out em in da sun 🌞
I love this series
Love that answer....
One can't really use words to explain what the eyes have seen, so krump them and drag them out to see for themselves!
I'm stuck between wanting to join their discussion and just saying zog it let's go do some krumpin
This is quite possibly... no, this is your best video yet! Brilliant in every meaningful aspect!
I look forward to more!
Da Gratest Fil-o-sulfur.
I didn't know how much I needed this
That Like to Dislike ratio is beautiful. I don't think I've ever seen 1k likes and 0 dislikes. Well deserved this is a masterpiece!
Just wanted to say i absolutely adore this little series you got going on man.
Quality content right here gents
“Perfection”
I absolutely love these. There's something that just works with these brutal murder machines asking the big questions.
Machiavelli would be an interesting topic
Yeah I wonder how will they interpret it as a parody or like many as legit guide
This should be good. Orks go cave... yes they do. Well done. This is probably the best lesson from the old philosophers, followed closely by the golden mean.
Twitter users stay livin in that cave.
You know who they should talk about next diogenes
This boys would love Nietche
We need more ork philosophers
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, comments for the algorithm!
THUMBS UP FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!
If youz wantz to get stoopid 'umiez outa da kave, just find 'em some digganobz!
Yeah, I always found Plato's allegory to be a really arrogant, because of course he says philosophers have access to the world of forms for some mystical reason.
Yeah me too. On top of that I don't like the fact that the realm of forms is just an idea that Plato came up with, and there's no evidence that it has anything to do with how actual reality works, yet modern people keep using the allegory of the cave as though it's proof of the realm of forms. I don't think these people really know how proof works, or what counts as proof. They're just being gittish.
Please get an animator. Would be amazing :D
the way he says "SOOoo"
Ooh do Miyamoto Musashi's Book of 5 Rings
As the Bruces' from Monty Python state...
"Plato they say, can stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day":
Orkz are the smartest and bestest. WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Beware GW’s purge!
I hope smart boi finky pants gets his needed diet of conflict in between his lessons, I would hate for him to waste away and shrink on account of his job.
Da Humie Emprah has a version of this where the stupid gitz are so happy being stupid gitz that they would rather krump the smart boi then stop being stupid gitz.
Wish I could say that version didn't happen in reality.
Edit: It might have been Magnus (da git what did wrong things for da right reasons).
Watching this at 1am
Allegories are hard. :(
Allygoryin' iz zoggin' 'ard.
the shadowz is really entertaining thou
Alexander the Great next that be interesting
I think Diogenes would be an orky answer for Plato.
BEHOLD, A GIT!
We need a reference to the greatest ork philosopher of all. Orkimedes!
comments for the comment section
When I cought Gerald he was completely wild!
WILD?! I WAS POSITIVELY ORKY!!!
Edit: I see people understand this reference 😂
actions for the algorithm
The Wall: not the best thinker… but a great fighter.
I feel like Orks would get along with Diogenes the Cynic.
That one dislike is a humi
Who disliked this? At the time of my comment there is 1 dislike. This is comedy gold. Yooz deserve a krumpin hummie
How about Orks discuss Genghis Khan?
This would be NPR if NPR was actually good
Do Aristotle!
I'z gud filosofy vid
Can we please get some captions?
910 to 0 well deserved.
Da Republic? dats an idea so stupid even da humies will be calling it 'eresy!
Hello nice algorithms please promote this video
To much talkin' and not enough Krumpin! Smarts is fer gitz wot don't 'ave enough Dakka!
Wow just 1 dislike not too shabby.