When you first discover Windhelm

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  • @puggy_8907
    @puggy_8907 2 роки тому +4088

    "You're not gunna believe this, he killed 16 Imperials single handed. Guy was an Interior steward"

  • @BossEvasion
    @BossEvasion 2 роки тому +5593

    Tony’s a true nord if he can waltz around in his pajamas like that.

  • @SWEATYPO55IE
    @SWEATYPO55IE 2 роки тому +2847

    You're a saint for that Tony Sirico homage.

    • @SWEATYPO55IE
      @SWEATYPO55IE 2 роки тому +52

      @Bonka thats a fact, dont get me wrong I started the sopranos twoards the end of last year and couldn't finish it so I finished in June but, it is crazy that he died 9 years ago. When I watched the show it felt like he was still around.

    • @David_James94
      @David_James94 2 роки тому +45

      He was a saint

    • @Adarkane325xi
      @Adarkane325xi 2 роки тому +3

      You need to get out more, friend.

    • @benderaviation
      @benderaviation 2 роки тому +13

      He was just a kid

    • @RustCohle072
      @RustCohle072 2 роки тому +9

      @@Adarkane325xi ??

  • @willielast
    @willielast 2 роки тому +3162

    Tony has nothing against the Dumner he just doesnt want his daughter marrying one

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 2 роки тому +157

      Ain't that the truth...

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 2 роки тому +167

      As should any man.

    • @thedarknessofnana
      @thedarknessofnana 2 роки тому +35

      Me, a Dunmer: 🫤 Nords. Can’t live with ‘em.

    • @deviantic69
      @deviantic69 2 роки тому +156

      No man in his right mind would want his daughter to mix. And have his grandkids look like they're adopted. Like mutant freaks.
      No sane father wants that shame and sting. If the Dunmer don't like Skyrim, the land they don't belong in, that owes them nothing, nobody's stopping them from leaving.
      I'm sick of these entitled whiners.

    • @deviantic69
      @deviantic69 2 роки тому +1

      If I was a Nord, Imperial or any other race of men, or another species like elf or beastfolk, I wouldn't want to kill my own genes. Why would I do that?
      Oh, and if the daughter is stupid enough to do it, she's done for. Disowned, out of the house, out of my life, it's as if she died. And in a way, she did.

  • @evanw783
    @evanw783 2 роки тому +1398

    HOW DOES TONY FIT IN WITH TAMRIEL SO WELL LMAO

    • @The_Custos
      @The_Custos 2 роки тому +84

      Er... because he is a criminal. The player is always a criminal.

    • @tannhauserr
      @tannhauserr 2 роки тому +70

      His ancestors were Imperial

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 2 роки тому

      Weeb

    • @The_Custos
      @The_Custos 2 роки тому +32

      @@tannhauserr "Where are the imperials now?"
      - a scared Aldmer

    • @garbagedayy
      @garbagedayy 2 роки тому +29

      @@The_Custos "Youre looking at them."

  • @daltonlee5839
    @daltonlee5839 2 роки тому +1542

    THE PAULIE WALNUTS LOADING SCREEN 😭 Please never stop making these

    • @androiduberalles
      @androiduberalles 2 роки тому +20

      The best part 😂

    • @ThomasLadder
      @ThomasLadder 2 роки тому +14

      Hehe

    • @MaitreObi-WanKenobi
      @MaitreObi-WanKenobi 2 роки тому +33

      It made me laugh and then I remembered...
      RIP Tony Sirico

    • @daltonlee5839
      @daltonlee5839 2 роки тому +1

      @@ThomasLadder “No offense, have you ever had yourself checked for Tourette’s shyndrome? Sheriously ‘heheh, heheh’ maybe you got a tick or shomethin”

    • @meexz127
      @meexz127 2 роки тому +8

      it cought me so off guard i started laughing so loud

  • @chrism1518
    @chrism1518 2 роки тому +240

    “They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his voice! Shouted him apart!”
    “Get ‘da fuck outta here!”

  • @hamza12ism
    @hamza12ism 2 роки тому +217

    "On your winterhold collage application, what did you put"
    "Dunmar"
    "So, we do understand each other"

  • @camuscoffee11
    @camuscoffee11 2 роки тому +130

    0:38 "See, I got business associates who are Dunmer, and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine"

  • @TorremThonius
    @TorremThonius 2 роки тому +93

    When I was in the Whiterun dungeon, I wanted hot vegetable stew. I compromised. I ate raw potatoes from a basket.

  • @rainehernandez8345
    @rainehernandez8345 2 роки тому +697

    Ulfric Stormcloak and the High King, whatever happened there…

    • @visibledisgust8614
      @visibledisgust8614 2 роки тому +63

      Whatever happened there?

    • @camuscoffee11
      @camuscoffee11 2 роки тому +54

      Jarl Elisif: WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!

    • @PeceNeshkovski1992
      @PeceNeshkovski1992 2 роки тому +23

      Reine, what the fu*k? Why would you possibly bring that up?!?

    • @jesperjohansson1053
      @jesperjohansson1053 2 роки тому +63

      "I'll tell you what fucking happened, this piece of shits brother in arms put 6 shouts into the king with no provocation whatsoever!"

    • @augustus9708
      @augustus9708 2 роки тому +43

      @@jesperjohansson1053 He couldn't even say his last words!

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros 2 роки тому +531

    Eventually you're going to splice all of these into a full playthrough. I know it

    • @IbrahiemLegoFilms
      @IbrahiemLegoFilms 2 роки тому +33

      I will actually cry tears of joy if that ever happened

    • @codyi5232
      @codyi5232 2 роки тому +34

      A feature length tony driving the roads for the intro.

    • @heavyarms7785
      @heavyarms7785 11 місяців тому

      @@codyi5232 @pertinax PLEASE

  • @FillerAccount818
    @FillerAccount818 2 роки тому +611

    Great editing as usual, especially at 1:50 with Tony getting mad looking at the map. Absolutely great job Pert

    • @samporter3453
      @samporter3453 Рік тому +1

      Skyrim belongs to the Nordstrom milk drinksr

  • @Arkanthrall
    @Arkanthrall 2 роки тому +92

    2:30 He runs so fast, he clearly has the makings of a varsity athlete.

  • @leonardorimondotto5802
    @leonardorimondotto5802 2 роки тому +340

    I can't believe those two redguards killed another girl!

    • @ThomasLadder
      @ThomasLadder 2 роки тому +72

      Oh yeah, those guys!

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 2 роки тому +32

      Who else huh??? Who else???
      I just CANT BELIEVE IT!!

    • @deviantic69
      @deviantic69 2 роки тому +7

      @@John-Adams Is it THEM again, Yogi?

    • @ericholmquest2988
      @ericholmquest2988 2 роки тому +13

      I think I seen a couple of them running that way 👉

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 2 роки тому +4

      @@John-Adams Yup, bad economic opportunities and living in a systemically oppressive system will make people do some weird things.

  • @TheFrogEnjoyer
    @TheFrogEnjoyer 2 роки тому +259

    Ulfric Stormcloak never had the makings of a varsity Jarl

    • @Pertinax69
      @Pertinax69  2 роки тому +57

      Just last week Ulfric stuck his hand in, made it 100 times more difficult for me...plus he thumbs his nose at the Imperial City

    • @TheFrogEnjoyer
      @TheFrogEnjoyer 2 роки тому +28

      @@Pertinax69 Ulfric is like the man with the colovian ham under his arm crying the blues cause he's got no mead

    • @augustus9708
      @augustus9708 2 роки тому +28

      @@Pertinax69 He's part of a whole generation.
      Remember the Oblivion Gates and the daedra? Now it's dragons and the Thalmor.

    • @adamobrien9019
      @adamobrien9019 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 genuinely laughed out loud at this

    • @Hewbroc
      @Hewbroc 2 роки тому +2

      Y'all out here killing me with these haha

  • @Lawlzinator
    @Lawlzinator 2 роки тому +397

    I always thought of the windhelm fighter's guild as a glorified crew

  • @jacoblangobard4640
    @jacoblangobard4640 2 роки тому +55

    Furio:"I donta understande, wassa this Talos country?"
    Paulie:" Its any where there are no high elves or imperials."

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 2 роки тому +48

    “Our True enemy, has Yet, to reveal himself.”

  • @pokemontrainerred5913
    @pokemontrainerred5913 2 роки тому +170

    R.I.P Tony Sirico *"Ride The Painted Pony, Let The Spinning Wheel Glide."* You shall be missed Heheh 🤟🏻

    • @Stabsnipers
      @Stabsnipers 2 роки тому

      Fuckin queeas!

    • @dmdeign7116
      @dmdeign7116 2 роки тому +8

      "Lydia, you hear what I told him? I told him what's wrong, some stole your sweet roll? Hehheheh"

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 2 роки тому +152

    Can you do one with Tony reacting to Markarth and the forsworn conspiracy ?

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 Рік тому

      “You’re messing with the Forsworn here asshole!”

  • @thomasalvarez6456
    @thomasalvarez6456 2 роки тому +353

    “This is mead with Juniper pulp.”
    “I thought you liked pulp.”
    “I like the mead with some pulp.”

  • @tobiasjames6608
    @tobiasjames6608 2 роки тому +29

    A new skypranos, fuckin’ A.

  • @matthewcockburn9850
    @matthewcockburn9850 8 днів тому +3

    0:15 I nearly lost it with that loading screen 😂😂😂

  • @dawgrush4317
    @dawgrush4317 2 роки тому +20

    That moment when you learn about an actor's death from a meme of all things.

  • @tobes8558
    @tobes8558 2 роки тому +77

    I always knew Tony had the making of a varsity stormcloak

  • @brennenfoerst3908
    @brennenfoerst3908 23 дні тому +2

    Seeing the RIP Tony Sirico made me tear up just a little bit... But I know he'd slap me over the head and call me a scumbag if he caught me doing it so I sucked that tear back in! Lol. RIP indeed. RIP indeed... I miss that guy. He was a funny guy. Ya know?

  • @Sam-xt2gz
    @Sam-xt2gz 2 роки тому +10

    Tony waltzing up to ulfric in a bath robe is the coolest thing anyone will ever see today

  • @tbu_drachenkater5397
    @tbu_drachenkater5397 2 роки тому +14

    The fact that he only has an bathrope and tanktop in that freezing environment xD

  • @DeRive_
    @DeRive_ 2 роки тому +81

    Oh man, because of your videos, I've started to watch The Sopranos. It's amazing, i'm on season 4. 😍😍

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest 2 роки тому +3

      Enjoy it thoroughly. You only see it first once (a truism, but worth reminding)

    • @thestoicwhinger
      @thestoicwhinger 2 роки тому +3

      It's the greatest tv show ever

    • @pbluma
      @pbluma 2 роки тому +4

      @@ResistanceQuest Yeah, but if you watch it again and again, it becomes a dark comedy lol

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest 2 роки тому +3

      @@pbluma oh I've watched it 10 times. It gets better in many ways. But the first mind-blown feeling is very special, I think

    • @stardaggerrihannsu2363
      @stardaggerrihannsu2363 2 роки тому

      You have to watch the Godfather movies and Goodfellas to get the full impact.

  • @SrChr778
    @SrChr778 2 роки тому +6

    Gonna set down some ground rules, so here goes,
    1) We *DON'T* hate the Dunmer. Nobody likes a bully.
    2) Investigate the murders. Don't be a schmuck.
    3) Stay away from Ulfric. People who talk to Ulfric end up in the back of a carriage trunk. Along with Ulfric. Capeesh?
    (Also, good tribute to Tony Sirico, btw)

  • @joshuawall7933
    @joshuawall7933 2 роки тому +1

    Tony never had the makings of a varsity storm cloak

  • @shaggyultra69
    @shaggyultra69 2 роки тому +4

    Rest In Peace, James and Tony 😢❤️

  • @OsamaBinLooney
    @OsamaBinLooney 2 роки тому +2

    Ulfric: so long as your criminal past, stays in the past
    Tullius: i'm sure you being on that cart was all a misunderstanding

  • @jacobcustos3626
    @jacobcustos3626 2 роки тому +4

    What! I think I saw a couple of redguards running that way.

  • @sherk3286
    @sherk3286 2 роки тому +2

    "As long as your criminal past stays in the past"
    *commits acts if theft and murder in front of him and is forgiven immediately

  • @Seven_Leaf
    @Seven_Leaf Місяць тому +1

    It was a couple of Dark Elves, they ran off that way.

  • @andreaholcock8992
    @andreaholcock8992 Рік тому +1

    Nord: “what’d we ever get that we didn’t have to work our balls off for?”
    >drinks 16 pints of mead
    >sleeps the rest of the day

  • @liquiiiddd
    @liquiiiddd 2 роки тому +4

    The Tony Siciro tribute/ loading page was enough for me, pretty much made me laugh and cry at the same time. To the Legend 🍻

  • @AsgardianValkyrie12
    @AsgardianValkyrie12 Рік тому +2

    I like how Tony reacts to the military map situation, with the Empire engulfing all of Skyrim. He's a true Nord.

  • @hoagiemacintosh781
    @hoagiemacintosh781 Рік тому +1

    RIP Tony Sirico

  • @Markell1991
    @Markell1991 2 роки тому +2

    Nazeem Walnuts: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Your ma was working the sweetroll concession at Dragonsreach dungeons.

  • @Anjelikah11
    @Anjelikah11 10 місяців тому +2

    Please do more of these

  • @heddshot87
    @heddshot87 2 роки тому +2

    1:03 AMAZING camerawork 😆

  • @Siculidee
    @Siculidee 2 роки тому +5

    We’ve entered the tech age where we can put anyone in anything, living or dead and I LOVE it 😂

  • @IconicPortal
    @IconicPortal 2 роки тому +1

    Bro the loading screen got me lol

  • @dalvizar4040
    @dalvizar4040 2 роки тому +4

    0:17 RIP me because it's kill me

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 2 роки тому +3

    Amazing work as usual. This brought a tear to my eye!

  • @Ducey77
    @Ducey77 2 роки тому +2

    RIP Tony Sirico 🤌

  • @brandonmorrell4340
    @brandonmorrell4340 2 роки тому +1

    More content from one of only 3 creators whose videos I'll Like before I've even seen them. Oh joyous day.
    Gorgeous content as always.

  • @HibHab69
    @HibHab69 2 роки тому +4

    'Course Tony would join the Stormcloaks.

  • @JuuksZanezi
    @JuuksZanezi 2 роки тому +3

    Another masterpiece! Rip sirico 🥺

  • @frankpale
    @frankpale 2 роки тому +4

    I just learned by seeing your video, may he rest in peace, one of my favorite characters in the sopranos 👍

  • @40088922
    @40088922 2 роки тому +1

    getting "Blood on the Ice" first thing through the gate? the gods have smiled upon Tony

  • @mentosis797
    @mentosis797 Рік тому +1

    Your channel is solid gold. Masterpiece.

  • @mattg1919
    @mattg1919 2 роки тому +3

    Quality of the roto gets better and better

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 2 роки тому +2

    Two Unidentified Greyskins

  • @evilash2388
    @evilash2388 Рік тому +1

    Man this is gold.

  • @SketchCarney
    @SketchCarney 10 місяців тому +1

    Maaan the editing on this is so choice! 😆

  • @johngordon5537
    @johngordon5537 2 роки тому +1

    That first loading screen hit me in the feels rip tony

  • @Dizzregard
    @Dizzregard 2 місяці тому

    You're looking good... Tan. Had me rolling! these are great, thank you!

  • @tomar4209
    @tomar4209 2 роки тому +1

    I thought tony was going straight for the table of food at the end

  • @teamnoob52
    @teamnoob52 Рік тому +2

    "Completed: Attend sitdown with Ulfric". Hahahah!

  • @DetectiveQuackFFlock
    @DetectiveQuackFFlock 2 роки тому +1

    Windhelm is one of the grimiest cities in Skyrim

  • @bounty_hunter19
    @bounty_hunter19 2 роки тому +1

    The loading screen killed me😆

  • @nicklenio8131
    @nicklenio8131 2 роки тому +1

    The loading screen of Paulys face made me laugh out loud

  • @yovagomez8169
    @yovagomez8169 2 роки тому +1

    The loading screen my god 🤣🤣

  • @snicky49
    @snicky49 2 роки тому +2

    Man i never get tired of these

  • @fredthemanish
    @fredthemanish 2 роки тому +2

    You see a few of Tony's business associates are dunmer and they wouldn't like his son with their daughters and they wouldn't like theirs with his.

  • @martinweiss2955
    @martinweiss2955 2 роки тому +1

    Ah Windhelm on a fine snowy summer's day.
    I'm half tempted to reinstall skyrim vr and take a walk in my bathrobe

  • @JohnK-117
    @JohnK-117 2 роки тому +2

    I thought I was watching a movie... Please keep it up man ur amazing!! :D

  • @codyi5232
    @codyi5232 2 роки тому +2

    tony is everyone born in 1986 who hasn't turned insane and just rocking back and forth in a heap lol

  • @bmac3452
    @bmac3452 2 роки тому +1

    Almost perfect. Should have kept original audio and have Tony call the dark elf a moolinyan, a charcoal briquet

  • @ovskii96
    @ovskii96 Рік тому +2

    I feel like Tony fits so well in Skyrim because he's basically already an rpg character.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 Рік тому +1

      Hoards wealth, kills whoever he wants when he can get away with it, tells NPC's one thing before doing the exact same shit he yelled at them for, has a family but never pays attention to them outside of quest events, abandoned companions because they got boring, claims to have morals but usually defaults to whatever is the most entertaining option.
      Yeah he's an rpg character all right

  • @blindiris22
    @blindiris22 2 роки тому +1

    Damn, I was really expecting Tony to give that first dark elf the charcoal briquette speech.

  • @yostugotz5619
    @yostugotz5619 2 роки тому +1

    Pertinax you are a legend.

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 2 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile, at Markarth...
    ASDF: "Here, hold this." Stabs with knife

  • @R0CKSTONE
    @R0CKSTONE 2 роки тому +2

    You're videos are getting better and better, impressive

  • @BillShartner
    @BillShartner 2 роки тому

    This is no shit the most well done of these I have seen so far. Wow.

  • @szymon3835
    @szymon3835 2 роки тому +1

    Ultimate respect for Tony Sirico loading screen…

  • @truthseekingtillweascend387
    @truthseekingtillweascend387 2 роки тому +1

    I appreciate everyone and ofc the creator for the editing and puns
    Y’all have made my night 😂😂😂💯

  • @BRAgamer
    @BRAgamer Рік тому +1

    Ahh yes, one of those scenes in the Sopranos that makes you feel akward for being Italian... just like the whole series, damm I loved that show.

  • @ReplicatorFifth
    @ReplicatorFifth 2 роки тому

    This is the only UA-cam channel that simultaneously makes me want to re-watch The Sapranos and play Skyrim xD

  • @Fibonaccisghost
    @Fibonaccisghost 2 роки тому

    Watching these videos is like eating a bag of your favorite chips.

  • @BalloutNewDregas
    @BalloutNewDregas 2 роки тому +1

    i saw two redguards running out of the blue palace after the assassination of the high king

  • @FalconMain3
    @FalconMain3 2 роки тому +1

    These are amazing appreciate all the time you put into them

  • @MrFranciss
    @MrFranciss Рік тому

    Tony's visit was a blessing to me

  • @markussleonard127
    @markussleonard127 2 роки тому +1

    You forgot to put the part where he would clearly be stuffing hog roast as he walks past the feast table

  • @greedmarks7478
    @greedmarks7478 2 роки тому +2

    Looking at towns in oblivion and skyrim I really wish Bethesda sat on their arses and actually planned towns in skyrim . There is almost no real feeling to it. Okey, some small villages where there is not many folks, kinda cool, nice. But christ, you're walking to Windhelm, and you're able to go to Jarls' chambers like nothing happens, watching his strategy map - meanwhile some dark-elve is suspected to be SPY !?!
    Skyrim has its' good moments no doubts... but Bethesda really should give TES more attention and resources - imagine if Skyrim or next TES was developed by Rockstar Games... you could probably do crossfit there with 10000 other weird options XD

    • @pbluma
      @pbluma 2 роки тому

      I used to have a house in Skingrad, compared to Oblivion, Skyrim seems like one big village lol.

  • @NYG5
    @NYG5 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that you made Tony get pissed off looking at the Empire's progress is disengenius anti-Italian bullshit!

    • @michaelweston409
      @michaelweston409 2 роки тому

      Oh because the empire always means Italian & the stork cloaks correlate to the Anglo Slavs.

  • @nabilbudiman
    @nabilbudiman 2 роки тому

    the way you put Tony into Skyrim's World, it reminds me the good 'ol 90's games were FMV is very common, real people blue screen'd into the game's world

  • @EduardoLara-r6j
    @EduardoLara-r6j 9 днів тому

    I just wanna say I appreciate all these great videos!
    From an Elder Scrolls fanatic🤣👏👏👏

  • @J1283-s1k
    @J1283-s1k Рік тому

    I swear to God man, these memes have INFINITE potential. They never...ever get old.

  • @Zlorthishen
    @Zlorthishen 2 роки тому

    daaaamn this is GOOD production value

  • @Nonaggress
    @Nonaggress 10 місяців тому

    I can't be the only one here who was both relieved and disappointed when Tony said Dunmer.

  • @dannietuggle8954
    @dannietuggle8954 2 роки тому +10

    Awesome as ever. There are many who imitate you but they’re not as good.

  • @j.marston
    @j.marston 2 роки тому +2

    Windhelm, Home to the Hasidic Homeboys.

  • @griswold3006
    @griswold3006 Рік тому

    Watching these with the biggest smile on my face

  • @Yaboi89
    @Yaboi89 2 роки тому +1

    I IMMEDIATELY started laughing.

  • @yungounce2578
    @yungounce2578 2 години тому

    Fucken Pauly's face on the load screen had me dead