One time me and my buddy steve went to a houseparty and we saw apply there. I went up to him and introduced steve to apply. After steve told him he was an accountant, apply suddenly grabbed a katana and killed steve right in front of me. I havent been the same since.
I once saw apply on the street and said hi to him. He then said deadeyes ready and tumbleweed came out of no where and then he headshot my dog and walked away.
One time I met Apply on the street, he was playing the guitar with an open case next to him, so I assumed he was busking for change. I approached him and after a short lapse in time, tossed him a coin for his work. He picked up the coin and threw it right back at me, causing an injury which would eventually take my one good eye. But I’d do it again in a heartbeat just to once more hear those words he said to me then: “That man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate.” That little boy Apply grew up to be Barack Obama.
It was a warm summer night. 1984 I believe. I had just met a sweet man named Damon. Also known as Apply and Damonator. We went to the bar where I met Zastela. I fell to my knees as I laid my eyes upon this woman. I was too nervous to talk to her. I couldn’t speak. Apply went up to her and introduced us. Today is our 30 year anniversary and she just pegged me for the first time. Without Apply I wouldn’t be here today. Thank you Damon.
i just hit gm5 as support yesterday and the first game i played as gm5, my team had a diamond1 tank against their gm3 tank. wanna guess how that game turned out?
Apply remember that if you ever feel bad about yourself just know that when people see you on the enemy team they think, "aw fuck this gonna be a hard game" and it's not just her lmfao
Hey guys i think i know how to fix the game its quite simple we just lock Sombra players into perma-matchmaking against other people that have ever picked sombra even once that season and they can all sit in queue for 3 hours until they give up and stop playing the game, trust me bro my dad is a dev
i also grew playing csgo and other fps that were famous in the last decade, Alot of great aimers came from csgo and started on csgo, oneof the best shroud was introduced to cs by his father a man who was passionate about computers, so shroud was basically set up for his hobbby, but i loved playing csgo cause of the jump scout
i mean maybe, the problem is ive already used elden ring clips in video so if i were to make a full elden ring only video it would have reused content. depends on if people want it
Match making is so silly. First game was basically a 1v1 Apply vs the sojourn (wannab), apply being the better dps. Everything else was just capitalized off of him. Friendly Tracer tickling while enemy mei was lost the entire game, shouts these two are the Diamonds that are paired against each other. You look at sojourn feed and it starts to make sense. I mean guys, look at that floppy stats feed. This is why match making sucks. It should be all one rank in matches or at least just one rank apart within matches. Not a plat playing in a masters game. Plat 2 to Diamond 2, not plat2 to M2. This where you get “diffs “(the make or break) Cass and sojourn being the diffs. In other words, to level up, you have to be at least 3x better than your current rank since it’s not your only rank to face or more fun, have players 3x less your skill in your match and beat their carry with your carry. … BALANCE
One time me and my buddy steve went to a houseparty and we saw apply there. I went up to him and introduced steve to apply. After steve told him he was an accountant, apply suddenly grabbed a katana and killed steve right in front of me. I havent been the same since.
😥man i miss steve he was a great guy. idk why apply did that
good story
Jesus christ, this story is so fake idk how people believe it. Overwatch players don't have friends and don't get invited to parties.
I once saw apply on the street and said hi to him. He then said deadeyes ready and tumbleweed came out of no where and then he headshot my dog and walked away.
🦗…..
sorry for your loss
real
Ruro im so sorry for your loss
Did he at least say gg ez?
The irony of Samito complaining about Havana being unfun for the playerbase while also playing Sombra
One time I met Apply on the street, he was playing the guitar with an open case next to him, so I assumed he was busking for change. I approached him and after a short lapse in time, tossed him a coin for his work. He picked up the coin and threw it right back at me, causing an injury which would eventually take my one good eye. But I’d do it again in a heartbeat just to once more hear those words he said to me then: “That man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate.” That little boy Apply grew up to be Barack Obama.
It was a warm summer night. 1984 I believe. I had just met a sweet man named Damon. Also known as Apply and Damonator. We went to the bar where I met Zastela. I fell to my knees as I laid my eyes upon this woman. I was too nervous to talk to her. I couldn’t speak. Apply went up to her and introduced us. Today is our 30 year anniversary and she just pegged me for the first time. Without Apply I wouldn’t be here today. Thank you Damon.
when she mentioned quenchy was diamond against a 4600 player that really just shows you how messed up matchmaking is currently...
I’m gold and was in a master lobby the other day. I was really mad lmaoo.
Like i was getting fucked uppped
i just hit gm5 as support yesterday and the first game i played as gm5, my team had a diamond1 tank against their gm3 tank. wanna guess how that game turned out?
bruh I'm GM1
@@quenchyow i can vouch im the fly on his wall
@@quenchyow😂😂😂
I feel like Samito the type of guy to bitch at customer service employees
Dude got closer as his voice got higher.. almost skipped 10 seconds to not hear him.
apply just having fun, meanwhile samito...
Apply remember that if you ever feel bad about yourself just know that when people see you on the enemy team they think, "aw fuck this gonna be a hard game" and it's not just her lmfao
i love listening to samito cry about the game, almost as goofy as chipsa
8:08 bro just casually hits that
0:05 “one punch ! “ 💀💀 zbra moment
Apply: I don’t understand how other streamers don’t play music
Apply’s videos: Muted half the time
Samito don't be as insufferable as humanly possible challenge: Impossible
WE LOVE YOU DBZ RESPECT THE EDITOR
I love how Apply is just doing his casually talking C- philosophy, and somehow commits war crimes to the enemy team.
10:17 the shots align with the beat for like 2 seconds
5:47 Me in Celeste dying the 20th time to a reverse wave dash xD
babe wake up. new apply video just dropped
“No you were just bitching but that’s alright” God DAYUM
"that guy's a pedophile" got me rolling😂😂😂
Plays bap in wide open no cover and jumps constantly knowing enemy has hitscan Overwatch t500 is a literal joke now
lmao
Lol like mans has 75+% accuracy and you testing him
I was so happy to see that boyfriend guy get shit on
The utter despair in their eyes.
Did you really put dreamy Bull trap remix in your video??? 🥶🥶
Best overwatch 2 entertainment atm!!!
4:48 it's always W music
Hey guys i think i know how to fix the game its quite simple we just lock Sombra players into perma-matchmaking against other people that have ever picked sombra even once that season and they can all sit in queue for 3 hours until they give up and stop playing the game, trust me bro my dad is a dev
whats the song 4:50
what you know - two door cinema club
7:27 im so glad samito left
First team arcade composition lmfaoo
i also grew playing csgo and other fps that were famous in the last decade, Alot of great aimers came from csgo and started on csgo, oneof the best shroud was introduced to cs by his father a man who was passionate about computers, so shroud was basically set up for his hobbby, but i loved playing csgo cause of the jump scout
bro i was the mikeoxmajl guy wtf i didnt even notice i got into a game with you 😭
when did the guy from mr.robot start playing mccree what the
Samito complaining and bitching like a little kid? Unheard of... lmao
yo you guys got mics?
9:25 shits was banging yo
Idk but this apply guy seems really good at the game
when i clicked i did not expect to see elden ring
-For running cass + for being apply
I agree don't try to change them - just leave them with the question: "Are your beliefs getting you the results you want."
LMAO 3:32
See what Samito’s biggest mistake was he played Mei
this was great
raylenes gameplay looks like a gold bap lol
7:30 he got 1 elim 3v1 and starts piping up? “Top500” and he doesn’t even understand the concept of a team shooter…
samito iq lowers everyday
The bap chick is legit boosted to top 500
dear god if i hear another second of samito's nasally, low T, soylent high pitched voice i might lose my mind
bro looks like Rami Malik
dasnerth so good at ow
first guy looks like rami malek
come for me to realize the first guy is the guy’s channel 💀
Ur right
Semido was a dead weight lol. Its always the bottom fraggers that shittalk
the first clip was carried by zbra
Yo i need that crosshair
0:55 ??????? WTF
1:08. Yeah... we can tell, nerd.
so true lf2334
one punch!
Homie too cocky
raylene da chillest
Ply ow with a steering wheel you won’t….
Wait is an elden ring video possible 😳
i mean maybe, the problem is ive already used elden ring clips in video so if i were to make a full elden ring only video it would have reused content. depends on if people want it
the first clip i saw on Zbras new vid was crzy apply i love ur vids and i may say some crzy stuff on stream but just remember xqc is both our juicer
Match making is so silly. First game was basically a 1v1 Apply vs the sojourn (wannab), apply being the better dps. Everything else was just capitalized off of him. Friendly Tracer tickling while enemy mei was lost the entire game, shouts these two are the Diamonds that are paired against each other. You look at sojourn feed and it starts to make sense. I mean guys, look at that floppy stats feed. This is why match making sucks. It should be all one rank in matches or at least just one rank apart within matches. Not a plat playing in a masters game. Plat 2 to Diamond 2, not plat2 to M2. This where you get “diffs “(the make or break) Cass and sojourn being the diffs. In other words, to level up, you have to be at least 3x better than your current rank since it’s not your only rank to face or more fun, have players 3x less your skill in your match and beat their carry with your carry. … BALANCE
why does half the video sound like it is under water?
did reylene say there was a diamond play in a top 500 game ? that shit seems dumb af. how can the devs not take that as a priority to fix ?
new vid lets go
Who is Georgelion66😂😂?
66th George lion
I mean, dude is a OWL player, everything below top500 is a plat player.
alfredo
I’m so gay
Ahh yes a bot lobby lol ain't no way anyone in that lobby above diamond. ( except Apply ) Good ol match making
Samito is so annoying
who boosted this raylene lol
free
All samito does is complain, bro is so annoying
Ola! 🌼😄
that gay dude roasted the shit out of that rein. God damn.
Samito and Metro are annoying asf
mccree is so boring 2 watch
First 😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂
first?
nah
sex
Samito against someone who is better than him complains less and has a higher peak than Sam but yet his ego stilll gets in the way
Samito crying about this map when it's a decent map. The knew map is ass.
Bro actually thinks we watching this fr