DOJ Cops Role Play Live - The Kill List (Criminal)

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  • @blacktemplar5970
    @blacktemplar5970 5 років тому +129

    Polecat - 'were ok, were ok'
    Cop - 'we have a ladder'
    Polecat - 'were not ok'

  • @MrKING-zc8qh
    @MrKING-zc8qh 7 років тому +75

    Polecat324 : "Who's got the drugs."
    Martin : " wha-what did you say?"
    That moment of wrong place wrong time.
    I was dead 😂😂😂

  • @ongxuwei
    @ongxuwei 7 років тому +71

    You got the drugs
    Martin : COME HERE WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

  • @Vetteslow
    @Vetteslow 7 років тому +143

    9:50 polecate said Grove Street was his homies and the ai said "ay u in the wrong part of town homie"lol

  • @bill108a3
    @bill108a3 7 років тому +694

    " So who has the drugs? " Cop walks out*

    • @ongxuwei
      @ongxuwei 7 років тому +68

      Martin : WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

    • @xistroper
      @xistroper 7 років тому +49

      freakin love martin :D

    • @minecraftman546
      @minecraftman546 7 років тому

      Cole Singer lol

    • @Arcamean
      @Arcamean 7 років тому +8

      Not a crime to ask, the crime doesn't start until he sells/buys.

    • @noahhorner231
      @noahhorner231 7 років тому +6

      Convenient timing is convenient. *DING*

  • @Taurus-zp6iv
    @Taurus-zp6iv 7 років тому +39

    "Who's got the drugs?" Martin comes out of nowhere 😂

  • @austindutrow497
    @austindutrow497 7 років тому +411

    Pissed Polecat, is the best Polecat.

  • @christianlatimer1491
    @christianlatimer1491 7 років тому +131

    I'd love to hear the radio chatter during this 😂

  • @Bliss_ly
    @Bliss_ly 6 років тому +60

    "Whip it Big daddy"
    Who ever said this is my spirit animal 😂😂

    • @draciooo1153
      @draciooo1153 5 років тому +1

      Clearly you have no idea what that actually means

    • @Thatoperator23
      @Thatoperator23 4 роки тому

      kingsmen 80 joke

  • @waulius
    @waulius 5 років тому +17

    10:09 Polecat: these are my homies down here at grove street
    Literally 1 second later: aye, u on the wrong team punk

  • @blatt2371
    @blatt2371 7 років тому +30

    😂😂😂 Fuckin Martin always expressional and emotional. "what did you just say, Uhh David" 😂😂😂 I was crying.

    • @blatt2371
      @blatt2371 7 років тому +2

      Polecats rampage pt.2

  • @echooo270
    @echooo270 7 років тому +93

    "what was that?" "David!!! uh.. David!!" I love it when cops act like that 😂 it's so funny

  • @metroidomega80
    @metroidomega80 4 роки тому +3

    Walks up to the Paramedic and says "Which one of you is Jack G, I'm a family member" and he wonders why they're snitching?? Lmao! Practically gave himself away! XD

  • @tommywogramos2158
    @tommywogramos2158 7 років тому +236

    Idea For Criminal:Have One of you working at the car sales in harmony then the other one of you can go around stealing abandoned emergency vehicles then you can to sell them.Like so he sees

  • @joshholtz7586
    @joshholtz7586 7 років тому +156

    anybody got any drugs 😂😂😂 omg I was dying of laughter

  • @richiec604
    @richiec604 7 років тому +253

    yeah you know its bad when the creator of a RP sever goes on a killing spree because people don't know how to RP

  • @juanito3161
    @juanito3161 7 років тому +52

    "you gotta turn down your mic man your louder than Jesus" 😭😭😭😂🙌 best part from the video

  • @brennen4348
    @brennen4348 7 років тому +11

    Classic martin with the "What did you just say?" xD

  • @johnseedorff3951
    @johnseedorff3951 5 років тому +9

    9:24 Polecat who's got the drugs *Martin walk out. Wait what did you just say? XD

  • @tommywogramos2158
    @tommywogramos2158 7 років тому +166

    Best part 0:00-1:16:11

  • @Thoar003
    @Thoar003 7 років тому +60

    "This stream is gonna be 30 or 40 minutes"
    *stream length: 1 hour and 16 minutes*
    THATS what we like to see! lol. :)

  • @kathywilson967
    @kathywilson967 6 років тому +3

    That awkward moment when a cop passes and your in a bush.
    *Officer I was pissing...

  • @applemcpie2206
    @applemcpie2206 7 років тому +142

    killed everyone but Jack G

  • @thederpyhamburgeryt5837
    @thederpyhamburgeryt5837 7 років тому +4

    polecat:"drives up"
    "who's got some drugs?"
    *martin comes out*
    martin:"ey ey what did you just say?"

  • @reed9899rr
    @reed9899rr 7 років тому +164

    Stream starts at 0:00

  • @RomanoParaSempre
    @RomanoParaSempre 5 років тому +5

    Polecat: Which of you is Jack G? (...) I am a family member!
    Also Polecat: Why wouldn't he believe me?!

  • @jonathanklein1133
    @jonathanklein1133 7 років тому +10

    Pretty sure Jack G. was part of the medical team and that's why his colleague knew what was up when you acted like Jack was the one who got injured

  • @mattwright9806
    @mattwright9806 7 років тому +91

    Says the stream will be 40 mins at max.... streams for 1 hour and 16 minutes. Seems legit!

  • @lifeofant6899
    @lifeofant6899 7 років тому +305

    No one has to say when it starts

    • @Blackwolffe097
      @Blackwolffe097 7 років тому +31

      It starts at 0:00
      Sorry I had to

    • @justinmoore6162
      @justinmoore6162 7 років тому +4

      Antonio uinyjkj it's a joke because people always say what time it actually starts when there's the intro

    • @andrewpollard4780
      @andrewpollard4780 7 років тому +5

      Shadow Wolff no duh dipshit what do you think the video starts at 3:33

    • @poptart-gj9ih
      @poptart-gj9ih 7 років тому +5

      no 6:66 ..... lmao

    • @linnemann5115
      @linnemann5115 7 років тому

      poptart 9088 s

  • @KickStarrs
    @KickStarrs 7 років тому +4

    "These are my homies" "YOU ON THE WRONG TEAM PUNK"

  • @alextorres2797
    @alextorres2797 7 років тому +121

    Dispatch should tell them to make sure they rp when they get shot cause that's bs they keep playing through it since they have god mode

    • @jayceer6396
      @jayceer6396 7 років тому +12

      Thats not rlly how it works, they have to have god mode bc if someone dies server crashes, and then they have to decide on whether the shot would have been a fatal or non fatal shot.

    • @alextorres2797
      @alextorres2797 7 років тому +20

      iNodusHD no shit Sherlock. The point I'm making is that a lot of the shots are fatal but half the ppl on doj don't rp it.

    • @jayceer6396
      @jayceer6396 7 років тому +4

      In the heat of the moment, when they're fighting back... its probably hard to notice where bullets land,and no need for the bitchiness

    • @alextorres2797
      @alextorres2797 7 років тому +7

      iNodusHD that's just shitty rp. It's not like they're really getting shot... it's a game. You see you start bleeding so start the rp. Or just don't play

    • @jayceer6396
      @jayceer6396 7 років тому +3

      My point is, on there point, its probably hard to decide whether its fatal.

  • @bigdaddylade3744
    @bigdaddylade3744 7 років тому +7

    Polecat's rampage starts at 58:00

  • @blakesblake5663
    @blakesblake5663 7 років тому +5

    Polecat: these are my homies down at grove street
    Neighbors: your in the wrong hood punk!

  • @humpyhippo3996
    @humpyhippo3996 5 років тому +2

    “Excuse me are any of you Jack G?”
    “He just got put in the hospital “
    “Oh I’m family “
    Lmao seems legit 😂

  • @highlightssl5172
    @highlightssl5172 7 років тому +28

    Poor Martin 😂

  • @couchgaming5577
    @couchgaming5577 6 років тому +1

    “Who’s got the drugs?”
    “SHIT”
    “Hey what’d you say?”
    LMAO

  • @ashtonwilliams6151
    @ashtonwilliams6151 7 років тому +13

    If you ever read this the reason the cops knew where you were was because when smashed the window to the green car you were next to the paramedics which is why they followed and so when you switched over to the white car the crown Vic that you was staying around you was most likely stalking so he could call in more units

    • @arthurgangnon3504
      @arthurgangnon3504 4 роки тому +1

      Perfect example of people breaking the RP. Paramedics don't follow suspects or get involved in pursuits. It isn't their job.

  • @devanmcewan9226
    @devanmcewan9226 4 роки тому

    At 14:14 when polecat is in relief when martin drives away then martin turns around polecats reaction is priceless.

  • @MOSTWANT3D-GAMING
    @MOSTWANT3D-GAMING 5 років тому +4

    They DEFINITELY cheated and used the map when Polecat was hiding in the movie studio...

  • @joshua-km8nt
    @joshua-km8nt 7 років тому +1

    14:16 omg thats fricken hilarious "yup he's going to do fuuuck a duck"

  • @Evilangel-is6rx
    @Evilangel-is6rx 7 років тому +3

    8:40 that car sounds so f**king amazing!!!

  • @daltonwaychoff8228
    @daltonwaychoff8228 5 років тому +1

    "Anybody got any drugs" cop walks around the corner "I got some in the station, wanna come with me?"

  • @jaydenblevins6597
    @jaydenblevins6597 7 років тому +119

    drive the rusty tractor in Los santos

  • @baileymalear3940
    @baileymalear3940 7 років тому +2

    A family member wouldnt have asked which one of them was Jack G, Polecat 😂

  • @noahlee2837
    @noahlee2837 7 років тому +3

    "Bring back. Ohhhhh yes, c'mon people." -polecat
    00:00

  • @ktlb5598
    @ktlb5598 5 років тому +1

    9:20. the nest 15 seconds, hands down the best part of the video

  • @mbrady8946
    @mbrady8946 6 років тому +8

    “Hey which one of you is Jack G?”
    EMT- “Why?”
    “...He’s... family... I’m concerned.”
    EMT: “...”
    I get that it’s frustrating that people ratted you out, but you were about as suspicious as they come. And later when you stole the station wagon, you were in direct sight of that ambulance that you later complained was following you. I enjoyed the rampage but you brought it on yourself.

    • @michaelwilson8461
      @michaelwilson8461 5 років тому

      Right? hes family but I still had to ask which one of you guys are him. Guessing its not a really close family. lol

  • @zazorelmattiro6792
    @zazorelmattiro6792 7 років тому

    Thanks alot Polecat324 for the laughs, I really needed that after the day I had. Keep up the good work.
    P.S. I have been a sub since your gta 4 vids with buggs and the crew.

  • @ricankush8081
    @ricankush8081 7 років тому +21

    attention agent 48 has lost his mind lol polecat just went John wick on the police lol

    • @gizzard2025
      @gizzard2025 6 років тому

      ricankush well ya who wouldn’t if you found out someone was cheating by watching his stream or spectating and stalking his every move before he gets his chance

    • @gizzard2025
      @gizzard2025 6 років тому

      They were being snitches and cheating

  • @arthurgangnon3504
    @arthurgangnon3504 5 років тому +2

    I love how at 23:03 the deputy didnt even see him and then he was like wah they saw me and ran

  • @papadom8123
    @papadom8123 7 років тому +74

    you and buggs should do a criminal anarchists on the run and throw sticky bombs on the back of cop cars while driving without being notice then pull off and wait for them to pass you at some point then boom have them tweakin out

    • @quinner0027
      @quinner0027 6 років тому

      Dominic Urso (

    • @sadflute8639
      @sadflute8639 6 років тому +4

      Or put sticky bombs on gas pumps and sniper the bombs

    • @fixitup2193
      @fixitup2193 6 років тому

      I,just suggested that and some other crazy shit

  • @cheekygamer7309
    @cheekygamer7309 7 років тому +1

    this is my first week of secondary school, when i come back home, i love watching buggs AND polecat!!!!!

  • @jfpost
    @jfpost 7 років тому +41

    Does Martin have a UA-cam channel as well? Freakin' love him😂

    • @sylamy7457
      @sylamy7457 7 років тому +10

      Frank Post Yes, his channel name is "Big Boy Plays"

    • @jfpost
      @jfpost 7 років тому +3

      Evan Peno Thanks!

  • @EsAdam28
    @EsAdam28 5 років тому +2

    Love the content man! You’re funny as hell 😂

  • @trippygamer710
    @trippygamer710 6 років тому +4

    If the agents have no hair, then they can't drop any at the scene so there's no DNA evidence.

  • @Tyler-tn2dm
    @Tyler-tn2dm 6 років тому +1

    Polecat: you got drugs
    Cop: immediately walks out of 24/7

  • @arthurgangnon3504
    @arthurgangnon3504 5 років тому +3

    Also, when hes getting gas in the white car theres no way they knew where he was, someones definitely breaking rp and finding him on the map

  • @kalvintrevino2657
    @kalvintrevino2657 4 роки тому

    Bruh I love how he gets so pissed when the cops found him outta nowhere 🤣

  • @ryansilva1024
    @ryansilva1024 7 років тому +6

    Dead cop count ironically 48

  • @jessecormany735
    @jessecormany735 5 років тому +1

    When polecat chased the cop after shooting Martin up I died laughing 😂😂

  • @nickprater6688
    @nickprater6688 7 років тому +22

    Seven dislikes and hasent been posted long enough to watch the full episode

    • @justinorlesky7567
      @justinorlesky7567 5 років тому

      funniest part is now almost 2 years after and only 218 dislikes and 8.7k likes out of 552k views

    • @justinorlesky7567
      @justinorlesky7567 5 років тому

      and still good enough for me to re-watch

  • @highlightssl5172
    @highlightssl5172 7 років тому +2

    I've been subbed to your main channel for a long time and I've never seen this channel before this video popped up in my feed

  • @andrewcole3639
    @andrewcole3639 7 років тому +4

    Need to have a episode with Samantha and fake taxi xD

  • @cynthiabasterrechea3687
    @cynthiabasterrechea3687 6 років тому

    And I quote, "Fuckin A. We're not even fuckin Jeffin it, we're just god damn fuckin....we're... we're, movie settin it. Omg look at the astronaut, that's sick!" Lmao that had me laughing!

  • @alanm.2285
    @alanm.2285 7 років тому +82

    If you ever have a kid can you please name him "Polekitten" it would be the greatest thing ever.
    p.s. i love all of your vids they cheer me up and i'm sure everyone agrees with me!

    • @fatslacker4002
      @fatslacker4002 7 років тому +13

      Alan M. Yeah give him that name so he can be bully for the rest of his life.

    • @lincolnclay909
      @lincolnclay909 7 років тому +22

      Polecat + Firekitten = ❤

    • @dogsyybhoy6611
      @dogsyybhoy6611 7 років тому +9

      This would just make it out like He'd be banging firekitten LMFAO

    • @dogsyybhoy6611
      @dogsyybhoy6611 7 років тому +3

      They actual would aswell

    • @wvds3881
      @wvds3881 7 років тому +3

      *CRINGE*

  • @anthonymeza6573
    @anthonymeza6573 6 років тому

    "Im not gonna go on a cop rampage we will save that for another episode"😂😂😂😂

  • @slimmdusty8809
    @slimmdusty8809 7 років тому +4

    I watched the medical guy follow you forever right up till when you got to the gas station that's when all the cops showed up, that's pretty bull shit a paramedic following a killer around the city giving the cops the information is annoying and just unrealistic people who do this in the community should be confronted about it.

    • @arthurgangnon3504
      @arthurgangnon3504 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly. Paramedics IRL would never, ever have followed a suspect or been involved in pursuits. That would never happen irl and it really does ruin an RP when people are so butthurt and childish that they break it.

  • @noelrodriguez8129
    @noelrodriguez8129 5 років тому +1

    Love your videos man, keep up the great work!

  • @ashwinmanijr9529
    @ashwinmanijr9529 7 років тому +4

    Did anyone hear the scream at 24:25 LOL AHHHA

  • @badb33f34
    @badb33f34 7 років тому +1

    "Agent 48 is disappearing into the night," Its mid day, he's disappearing into mid day...

  • @Thoar003
    @Thoar003 7 років тому +22

    get a General Lee skin and an old charger and rip it up in sandy shores! #themDukeBoysIsAtItAgain

  • @johnmorgan6997
    @johnmorgan6997 5 років тому +2

    The agent 48 part of this video was great, I would like 3 hours of just that !!!!!

  • @ryansilva1024
    @ryansilva1024 7 років тому +34

    Don't trust edited comments

    • @bigvert
      @bigvert 7 років тому +12

      you son of a bitch...

    • @iLegendly
      @iLegendly 7 років тому +10

      Unoriginal

    • @bruhmoment-jj3qp
      @bruhmoment-jj3qp 7 років тому +3

      Don't trust unoriginal comments

    • @user-nt1ch4dy8p
      @user-nt1ch4dy8p 7 років тому

      Ortho Meerkat edited:

    • @Jour-xx6ho
      @Jour-xx6ho 7 років тому +1

      You are fucking histarical its unbelievable.
      (sarcasm)

  • @codyswilley
    @codyswilley 6 років тому

    Hey polecat I love your videos man. Nothing better than sitting at home watching you play some doj criminal. Keep up the great and awesome content. "SEEMS LEGIT"

  • @johngoodwin2980
    @johngoodwin2980 7 років тому +14

    Do more hitman 48 agent or is it 47 I don't know

    • @haydenkarim5459
      @haydenkarim5459 7 років тому

      John Goodwin the real one is agent 47 but polecats made up one is agent 48

    • @aspsquad1311
      @aspsquad1311 7 років тому

      John Goodwin its 47 bud

  • @josephpotter7012
    @josephpotter7012 5 років тому +1

    Lmfao dude asked if there was a business card for a hitman in his wallet 🤣🤣

  • @josephhudspeth8557
    @josephhudspeth8557 7 років тому +38

    A stream or video idea could be smokey and the bandit theme someone in a truck and trailer while someone in a car is speeding in front of the truck to take the cops off the truck.

    • @brennen4348
      @brennen4348 7 років тому +4

      Some people did that scenerio where they had a semi with cops then a ruiner got the cops of the truck annd the truck driver bailed and got away

    • @josephhudspeth8557
      @josephhudspeth8557 7 років тому

      ok thanks I must had missed that episode

    • @brysenprice
      @brysenprice 7 років тому +1

      Joseph Hudspeth it was done before but i still feel code zero would do it better in my opinion. good idea

    • @user-nt1ch4dy8p
      @user-nt1ch4dy8p 7 років тому

      Joseph Hudspeth watch jeff favignano's channel and you should find a video with jeff and dk davr

    • @maxanyberrien3459
      @maxanyberrien3459 7 років тому

      Joseph Hudspeth julgkhdgt guuijjj

  • @JerryAsbury1985
    @JerryAsbury1985 5 років тому

    That had me weak when you asked for the drugs whereabouts in front of Martin lol.

  • @lachlantrainvideos
    @lachlantrainvideos 7 років тому +3

    I love Martin. He's a savage.

  • @sjb2202
    @sjb2202 5 років тому

    27:14 lmfao I think it’s safe to say Martin knew what was about to happen 😂

  • @sovietred7371
    @sovietred7371 7 років тому +4

    you made the mastake by saying,"wich one of you is Jack G"and then prodeeding to say that your a family member.

  • @criscris9595
    @criscris9595 5 років тому +2

    Made a Drinking game with my Friends. A shot for every time Polecat says "Seems Legit" got wasted

  • @Meegy667
    @Meegy667 7 років тому +6

    Damnit Polecat, it's been 6 months and now I'm going to ask.... Why is it that you prominently annunciate words with T? Like MarTin, buTTon, ect...?

  • @jakeljohnson1864
    @jakeljohnson1864 6 років тому

    This guy and bay area buggs give me so much life!! Funniest Role play UA-camrs ever!!

  • @melissahebert3504
    @melissahebert3504 7 років тому +6

    do a live video where you play as ghost the whole time and when a cop pulls you over say your talking to a dead man then go i invisible then visible over and over again to mess with them and put on god mode because what is dead can't be killed, I'm a big fan and keep up the good work.

  • @arctikavenger
    @arctikavenger 6 років тому +1

    He should put anget 48's skin in slot #48 lol

  • @Mohamed-yp4zz
    @Mohamed-yp4zz 7 років тому +4

    Polecat you do not know how much I love I force my brother to watch your vids with me and now he keeps on telling me did polecat post I am like yea and he be like let's watch it now I was a fan for 3 yrs thx for the hard work polecat love u words can't even explain how you impact my life you make me laugh every single vid I watch of yours no lie love you so much I can't stop chatting because I am trying to find the right words that fit good but like I said words can't explain that much thx love you

  • @Chilledinho
    @Chilledinho 7 років тому +1

    Martin is the best cop! Would love to see you patrol with him Polecat.

  • @terra_pins
    @terra_pins 7 років тому +12

    do civillaian next please polecat

    • @1_foxtrot_012
      @1_foxtrot_012 7 років тому +3

      Tim Kilgore yeah he said that in a previous stream

  • @guitarenthusiast79
    @guitarenthusiast79 5 років тому +2

    You should put Agent 48 in Slot 48, to make it easier to find him.

  • @redwhitentrue
    @redwhitentrue 7 років тому +3

    Isn't using the map to find people cheating?

    • @Lakota238
      @Lakota238 6 років тому

      redwhitentrue as a cop who is supposed to investigate to get information yes...as a criminal with cutting edge tech not really.

  • @chrisgrover3709
    @chrisgrover3709 6 років тому

    Pulls up gets out with a gun says "who gots the drugs" cop comes out and polecat gone...
    Lmao

  • @ryan5298
    @ryan5298 7 років тому +24

    Stream starts at 0:00 like so others can see 😃👌👍

    • @ryan5298
      @ryan5298 7 років тому

      OfficerTypical it's something OfficerTypical lol

  • @impanda3377
    @impanda3377 7 років тому

    I like how you stream like its a vid your not focused on the stream your focused on the game keep it up i can wait till your chanle blows up (in a good way)

  • @TheWorkingAussie
    @TheWorkingAussie 6 років тому

    "Oh I should get gas before I leave" Yeah, smarter than Buggs. I get shook when Buggs doesn't fill up when he's at the gas station.

  • @AlphaGametauri
    @AlphaGametauri 7 років тому +2

    Agent 48 breaks Client out of prison.
    PPLLEEAASSEE!!!

  • @sabacone
    @sabacone 4 роки тому

    "youre coming in louder than jesus" lol
    you are john wick'ing it right now

  • @wuggie88
    @wuggie88 7 років тому

    here we see a polecat in its natural habitat, but due to it being pushed into having to defend it self, it goes full on berserker mode.

  • @babatunde4767
    @babatunde4767 7 років тому

    9:22
    Polecat: Whos got the drugs
    Martin walks out
    Polecat: Oh shit

  • @sitattle5973
    @sitattle5973 7 років тому

    When I stumbled across Doj I was watching Bugg's videos but i soon watched them all and I switched to Polecat because he uploads earlier. Then I watched all of your DOJ videos.