Walter Matthau Telling a Funny Story on Johnny Carson (1982)

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  • Walter telling a funny story after staying at a hospital for a procedure on his eyes.

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  • @movieman1556
    @movieman1556 5 років тому +114

    You have to give Carson credit. He does what a great talk show host should do, he does not interrupt Walter at all. Sadly today's hosts would be jumping in to give their two cents worth. Great moment from a classic show!

    • @keenmate9719
      @keenmate9719 3 роки тому +5

      Yes! Jimmy Fallon especially would interupt him at least a dozen times. I stopped watching him few years back because afte a while he started to be quite annoying in my eyes

    • @toreckman8899
      @toreckman8899 3 роки тому +3

      Because it’s all about them and their agenda.
      I’m lucky I grew up with Carson. Unfortunately I need you tube to watch them now. Mixed emotions indeed. Like a bus full of liberals going off a cliff with 3 empty seats.

    • @gh4348
      @gh4348 3 роки тому +6

      Couldnt agree with u more all of em talk show hosts just want the spotlight , btw the only guest who forced them to just shut up was robin williams because if any of them hosts wanted to crack a joke or say something smart he will always outperform them and make them look ridiculous

    • @ManagerGuy1
      @ManagerGuy1 2 роки тому

      Disgusting ! Why would Carson allow this idiot to tell sich a story?

    • @movieman1556
      @movieman1556 2 роки тому

      @@ManagerGuy1 Because it is a late night show and we are all adults. At least some of us are.

  • @johncrimmins6314
    @johncrimmins6314 4 роки тому +78

    His timing is so perfect, has you on edge waiting for the punchline, total genius.

    • @danielmoksmann5654
      @danielmoksmann5654 2 роки тому +1

      Very interesting to compare this Matthau with the man interviewed by Parkinson (first on his own, then with the legendary George Burns) here: ua-cam.com/video/ijClM7c5Jx4/v-deo.html

    • @quitethevoyeur
      @quitethevoyeur Рік тому +1

      I got there a split second before the punchline

  • @squaretriangle3945
    @squaretriangle3945 8 років тому +116

    walter matthau just knew how to tell the story - a great actor!!

    • @NoOne-kr4jc
      @NoOne-kr4jc 3 роки тому

      Well I think its an old joke

  • @manooch
    @manooch Рік тому +10

    You know what is good part of Walter Matthau's performance saying a joke , he is not in a hurry. Says the joke slowly taking his time

  • @bertlambert3817
    @bertlambert3817 6 років тому +85

    What a fantastic man Walter was...I miss him and Jack soo much!

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 6 років тому +8

      I miss them too, Grumpy old men and Grumpier old men are two of my favorite movies Namaste.

    • @hw5091
      @hw5091 3 роки тому +4

      @@justindenney-hall5875 if you haven't seen it, or not in a long time, out to sea is another classic. Even odd couple 2 had its funny moments. But Out to sea is just as good as the grumpy movies.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 3 роки тому +3

      @@hw5091 I watched "Out to Sea" for the first time last year, and I haven't seen either of the "Odd Couple" films but they are on my Cinematic to do list Namaste.

    • @stephengould4768
      @stephengould4768 2 роки тому

      They were great together! I cried when they passed!

  • @jamesfeldman4234
    @jamesfeldman4234 2 роки тому +8

    Walter Matthau tells a great story. I knew the punchline to this joke after the bit about the orange juice in a urine cup even though I never heard this particular joke before. It's what I call a passive-aggressive joke and there are many versions of it. And you can even make up your own version involving a customer/client/patient and any type of service provider. The one that I first heard goes something like this. . . A man is checking his baggage at the airline counter heading for Orlando, Florida. He has three suitcases with him. He tells the airline agent, "I'd like to send the first suitcase to Chicago, the second suitcase to Las Vegas, and the third suitcase to Philadelphia." The airline agent says, "I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that. We can only send your baggage to your Orlando destination." "Oh yeah? Well, you didn't seem to have any problem doing that last week!" That said, Walter's hospital version has a better buildup.

  • @williamgoldschmidt8840
    @williamgoldschmidt8840 4 роки тому +21

    One of the best jokes I've ever heard! I really wasn't expecting any thing great though, which really made it even better...genius

  • @Redlinesixtynine
    @Redlinesixtynine 6 років тому +35

    I remember watching this interview with Walter back in the day, and this bit still cracks me up.

  • @pontiacgrandprix733
    @pontiacgrandprix733 7 років тому +102

    No one can touch Walter, his voice, his face, his walk, didn't have to say much, just thought he was the best

    • @kermanshahtvbyali
      @kermanshahtvbyali 5 років тому +7

      We don’t have people like this anymore

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 4 роки тому +2

      One of my favorite movies is ‘Hopscotch’. Matthau is hilarious.

    • @scottknode898
      @scottknode898 4 роки тому +3

      Panache homes we don’t have comedians like Matthau and Jack Lemmon any more they were legends as was Johnny Carson

    • @ManagerGuy1
      @ManagerGuy1 2 роки тому

      )m

  • @MrJoeybabe25
    @MrJoeybabe25 3 роки тому +10

    He really deserved an Oscar for "The Sunshine Boys"!

  • @mikeagate
    @mikeagate Рік тому +1

    Been trying to buy Buddy Buddy on Amazon with no luck. Any suggestions?

  • @firefightergoggie
    @firefightergoggie 6 років тому +30

    Coffee just squirted out my nose! Brilliant! LoL

  • @thew60
    @thew60 5 років тому +25

    one of my all time favorite actors. Priceless story!!

  • @loucontino4804
    @loucontino4804 6 років тому +26

    Matthau...an absolute CLASSIC!

  • @stanleyban
    @stanleyban 5 років тому +20

    Omigod, Tooooo funny!!! Nobody delivers as drolly as Matthau!!! LMAO!!!

  • @camswar
    @camswar Рік тому +8

    One of the best there was or will be. R. I. P. Walter and thank you for all the years.

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 6 місяців тому +1

    Norm MacDonald would have LOVED this one!

  • @vova47
    @vova47 7 років тому +16

    An old one.......but Walter sure can tell it!

  • @woodyjagla328
    @woodyjagla328 5 років тому +2

    ,,,,,,, LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @whodidit99
    @whodidit99 2 роки тому +7

    You didn't even have to wait for the punchline, every line was funny.

  • @timetraveller07070
    @timetraveller07070 2 місяці тому +1

    how beautiful that humor is

  • @user-tl2qw1td7s
    @user-tl2qw1td7s 2 роки тому +2

    We miss you Walter Matthau.

  • @georgemallory797
    @georgemallory797 Рік тому +1

    That delivery was the best in the business.

  • @johnmitchelljr
    @johnmitchelljr 5 місяців тому +1

    Everyone should love a great storyteller, made my day. Thank you.

  • @Archer335
    @Archer335 4 роки тому +7

    That man had his own special magic. R.I.P.

  • @THE-HammerMan
    @THE-HammerMan 5 років тому +10

    That joke setup is older than Walter...but is always funny when told this well!

    • @TWELS20
      @TWELS20 2 роки тому +1

      Alan King told the same hospital joke on television before 1982. Both men had great comic timing!

    • @guychouinard7188
      @guychouinard7188 9 місяців тому

      9

  • @larry6795
    @larry6795 2 роки тому +1

    Matthau was a terrific actor, and a great story teller.
    I was fortunate one day and got to meet him when he came to visit Jack Lemmon on the set of “Dad” he truly is a guys guy, he and Lemmon both were salt of the earth and left us with great entertainment 👏🏽

  • @42.0fmthefever5
    @42.0fmthefever5 3 роки тому +6

    Walter never age at all his whole life! *Legend*

  • @murraystewartj
    @murraystewartj 5 років тому +4

    That's like the old one about a jazz drummer flying from New York to LA with several cases containing his drum kit. Asks the woman at the check in counter if he can have the big square one sent to Denver and the two round ones sent to Seattle. I'm sorry sir, we cant do that. Cue the punch line. I think a pro like Matthau could read the phone book and make it funny.

  • @flipflopmcgurt3403
    @flipflopmcgurt3403 10 місяців тому

    Johnny NOT interrupting. Today's Talk Show "Hosts" should learn from this ...

  • @sugarsugar3273
    @sugarsugar3273 4 роки тому +4

    This was on TV Tonight Thursday 26,2020
    From March 23,1982
    Love Johnny Carson he is So Funny

  • @gazzybishop8320
    @gazzybishop8320 7 років тому +16

    Walter was the best!! I named my cat after him and Walter Cronkite! I just thought that Walter was a great name for two classy people!! 😍

    • @krogswik1947
      @krogswik1947 Рік тому

      This Walter agrees. I wish I were a quarter as classy as Matthau and Cronkite.

    • @ReneJustice-mb7hu
      @ReneJustice-mb7hu Рік тому

      I also enjoy that name. I came up with Walter from the movie On Golden Pond. That was the FISH that Norman (Henry Fonda) and Billy Jr. (Doug McKeon) were trying to catch.😊

  • @THOSLT
    @THOSLT 3 роки тому +2

    That meal would come with a bill for $800 in 2020.

  • @paulvolk5446
    @paulvolk5446 5 місяців тому

    I had a neighbor who was a real character. One eye and one hand the other being chopped off in a silage chopper. He was in the hospital and took his orange juice and put it in the container that he was supposed to use for a urine sample. When the nurse came in and asked him for his urine sample, he held up the cup and said "it looks a little cloudy, let me run it through again" and drank it. The nurse nearly fainted and Fred laughed his butt off.

  • @mattm7798
    @mattm7798 5 місяців тому

    Script sucks kid, I owe my bookie 2 million....

  • @fredd036
    @fredd036 8 місяців тому

    I don’t get it. Why did the nurse serve that yesterday?

  • @rossmartenak5517
    @rossmartenak5517 5 місяців тому

    Why'd he change the spelling of his surname?

  • @zachthehistorian
    @zachthehistorian 14 днів тому

    Even as an older man Walter just seemed so youthful and full of life.

  • @felixthelmocevallosmorales41

    Walter Matthau ( /ˈmæθaʊ/; nacido como Walter John Matthow, ​ Lower East Side, Nueva York, 1 de octubre de 1920-Santa Mónica, California, 1 de julio de 2000) fue un actor estadounidense de origen judío ruso-lituano, ganador de los premios Óscar y Globo de Oro. Ganó el Óscar al mejor actor de reparto en 1966 por su papel en The Fortune Cookie (En bandeja de plata). Formó con Jack Lemmon una de las parejas cómicas más memorables de la historia. Colaboraron en diez películas juntos, entre las que destacan The Odd Couple (La extraña pareja, 1968), de Gene Saks, y The Front Page (Primera plana, 1974), de Billy Wilder. Continuando con sus roles cómicos, interpretó otros papeles que cosecharon gran éxito en Cactus Flower (Flor de cactus, 1969), Hello, Dolly!, La pareja chiflada, de Herbert Ross y Piratas, de Roman Polański.

  • @randyg6748
    @randyg6748 29 днів тому

    I love Walter matthau so dang naturally funny

  • @ptbrent3160
    @ptbrent3160 2 роки тому

    Stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.”

  • @felixthelmocevallosmorales41
    @felixthelmocevallosmorales41 2 роки тому

    JOHNNY CARSON
    23 DE OCTUBRE DE 1925
    23 DE ENERO DE 2005
    79 AÑOS
    ESCORPIO

  • @williamgoldschmidt8840
    @williamgoldschmidt8840 4 роки тому +5

    I love the sunglasses!

  • @magicmike6961
    @magicmike6961 7 років тому +5

    I wonder if there are different cultures of jews.for eg when he was growing up in Noo Yawk were there the serious Jews and the comedy ones or the sense of humor something that is common to all jews?

    • @magicmike6961
      @magicmike6961 7 років тому +1

      hmm yes, just like other people....

    • @SierraSierraFoxtrot
      @SierraSierraFoxtrot 4 роки тому

      ;)

    • @gmgroucho77
      @gmgroucho77 4 роки тому +1

      Well it's always preferable that the one cutting your shmackle within the first week of your life isn't attempting too much physical humour.

  • @shac9131
    @shac9131 Рік тому

    He always has a joke regarding a toilet.... It's kinda odd. I seek for every interview and always a bathroom joke

  • @danieldamrick2330
    @danieldamrick2330 9 місяців тому

    The original odd couple, Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon, Helluva good movie.💜😈

  • @rossmartenak5517
    @rossmartenak5517 2 роки тому

    Terrific actor, but what possible reason did he give for changing the spelling of his surname?

  • @1979ath
    @1979ath 3 роки тому +1

    I really didn't see that punch coming.... :)

  • @5goodie229
    @5goodie229 6 років тому +4

    who let agent k from men in black slash rick dicker from the incredible on tv, he wipe minds everywhere he goes, now that this is online were gonna need a really big memery flash LOL

  • @mark.lawrence
    @mark.lawrence 4 роки тому +3

    absolutely hilarious...

  • @giovannifosella4239
    @giovannifosella4239 5 років тому +5

    He is something else

  • @rheafernandez8131
    @rheafernandez8131 4 роки тому +3

    Walter Matthau was my favorite actor!

  • @ReneJustice-mb7hu
    @ReneJustice-mb7hu Рік тому

    He was great in The Odd Couple (movie 1968).

  • @kevinhealey6540
    @kevinhealey6540 2 роки тому

    I heard about Walter Matthau during the time he played Oscar Madison on Broadway.
    It was said that he was very unpretentious and never played the big time star.
    He was very friendly with all of the workers in the the theater. The ones who had to change sets or clean up.
    One of them said he was a mensch.

  • @rolfh
    @rolfh 2 роки тому

    Such an old joke it is often on my old mind. But welcome to it youngsters it’s a good one.

  • @montauk6
    @montauk6 2 роки тому

    Beats the so-called Aristocrats joke by several state lines.

  • @chrisgast
    @chrisgast 7 років тому +6

    LOL Damn! Walter reminds me of multiple relatives of mine. He's a funny guy.

  • @christohr9957
    @christohr9957 5 років тому +4

    One of a kind...

  • @toniwilson1579
    @toniwilson1579 6 років тому +6

    I thought I heard everything having worked in a dietary kitchen in a nursing home for 20 years. That story was a topper.
    I have always said if I end up in nursing home I want to go to that one... Just so I could complain about the food I had good teachers from the Resident who he before me.

  • @SedonaMTB
    @SedonaMTB 3 дні тому

    I miss Walter.

  • @linskychou
    @linskychou 7 місяців тому

    Clasdic matthau

  • @taylorsmith2017
    @taylorsmith2017 9 місяців тому

    that's so good! such a classic delivery

  • @Fibonaccisghost
    @Fibonaccisghost 9 місяців тому

    I loved WM’s movies so much. RIP

  • @toker53
    @toker53 3 роки тому +1

    I ate at this hospital!

  • @mckessa17
    @mckessa17 2 роки тому

    This is funny shit, Walter was a genius.

  • @zishasurvey
    @zishasurvey 2 роки тому

    Can someone explain the joke?

  • @christopherbellore3511
    @christopherbellore3511 2 роки тому

    The simplicity of humor.

  • @redshiftexperiment
    @redshiftexperiment 4 роки тому +1

    I swear he could have been a standup comedian .. easy.

  • @ssnoc
    @ssnoc 4 роки тому +2

    Matthau was old school awesome 😎

  • @gb9877
    @gb9877 2 роки тому

    Very good!👏👏👏😄🤣🤣

  • @joanmarshall6861
    @joanmarshall6861 2 роки тому

    Love this Guy!

  • @gmgroucho77
    @gmgroucho77 4 роки тому +1

    Doesn't matter that the punchline is obvious ten seconds in, delivery and tone of voice is exemplary.

  • @heikoplotner2636
    @heikoplotner2636 4 роки тому +1

    In Germany a Legend !!! Poker !!!

  • @keenmate9719
    @keenmate9719 3 роки тому

    Compare this with these days SNL humor and acting.

  • @greggmcelhinney1228
    @greggmcelhinney1228 3 роки тому

    He was hilarious in t'he odd. Couple

  • @trinafernandez5497
    @trinafernandez5497 3 роки тому

    The stale breakfast promisingly steer because gallon naturally fetch around a aloof riddle. delightful, bent authorisation

  • @jamalselesi182
    @jamalselesi182 4 роки тому

    R.I.P. Walter Matthau 1920-2000 grumpy old men and the odd couple were very great films and Johnny Carson too a very good talk show host Some people didn’t liked him because he was a Jerk

  • @6611haggis
    @6611haggis 3 роки тому

    Nice one.