Last night, I was grinding Valorant, stuck in Bronze, and tilted out of my mind after a rough game. Suddenly, my power flickered, and my screen turned into this weird shade of blue. My keyboard started clacking on its own-I swear, I wasn’t even touching it. Out of nowhere, Eggster himself appeared on my screen, mask on, looking as smug as ever. He leaned in and whispered, "You can’t derank if you never rank." Then-BAM!-my game loaded, but I wasn’t on the map anymore. I was in this massive kitchen arena, surrounded by eggs. Eggster pulled out a Shorty and shouted, "Scramble or be scrambled!" before flash-stepping everywhere, popping me from random corners. When I woke up, I wasn’t mad anymore. Why? I looked at my rank. Iron 3. I’d deranked, sure... but somehow, I felt… enlightened.
Eggsterr’s game sense is unmatched, but it makes sense he’s had 46 years of life experience to develop it. Just don’t forget to take your vitamins before the next match, Uncle.
I'm a huge eggsterr fan and have his posters all over my walls and my dad came in and got mad at me having a masculine man all over my walls and told me to go bed so I went to bed. Later through the night I heard someone tapping on my window so I opened it to find eggsterr flying and once he flew through my window he told me to lay on the bed face down and ass up. Once I did that he whispered in my ear "Eggsterr is love, Eggster is life" and he started yoru ulting my behind, he then cloned and started tag teaming me. Next when he finished in me he then whispered the same thing in my ear, then my dad walks through the door to find me face down ass up with eggsterr behind me, eggsterr then looks at my dad who has a shocked expression and flies out the window never to be seen again.
I see the player you mean. -Eggster? Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts. -That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the comment section. I like this player. It played well. It did not give up. - It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
After my 8 daily hours of Valorant I always get major depressions but when I watch egg vids or streams it makes me want to play Valorant and the circle goes on
Last night, I was grinding Valorant, stuck in Bronze, and tilted out of my mind after a rough game. Suddenly, my power flickered, and my screen turned into this weird shade of blue. My keyboard started clacking on its own-I swear, I wasn’t even touching it.
Out of nowhere, Eggster himself appeared on my screen, mask on, looking as smug as ever. He leaned in and whispered, "You can’t derank if you never rank."
Then-BAM!-my game loaded, but I wasn’t on the map anymore. I was in this massive kitchen arena, surrounded by eggs. Eggster pulled out a Shorty and shouted, "Scramble or be scrambled!" before flash-stepping everywhere, popping me from random corners.
When I woke up, I wasn’t mad anymore. Why? I looked at my rank. Iron 3. I’d deranked, sure... but somehow, I felt… enlightened.
@LunTheOptimist we got competition
This was beautiful
Next video, Sinatraa will be a quadrillionaire
bro stole my comment by 3hrs
Getting richer by the minute 😂
@@dracobaka stole my reply by 41 minutes
@@lostyzokki stole my reply by 11 hours
@@lostyzokkistope my care by 4 days
Honey, Eggsterr is shamelessly milking Sinatraa for content again.
Guys I had a nice comment for today, but why bother if egg is shamelessly putting out another sinatraa video smh
@@LunTheOptimist what are you crying about let bro make his money 😭
Wishing he would milk me for some content..
sinatra be topless letting eggster milk him dry
Agree
Eggsterr’s game sense is unmatched, but it makes sense he’s had 46 years of life experience to develop it. Just don’t forget to take your vitamins before the next match, Uncle.
How old is eggster
Title for next video: "Rank 1 Yoru vs Rank 1 richest person on earth"
*richest being in the multiverse
Rank 1 Yoru vs Rank 1 richest creature in our plane of existance
farming the clipfarmer is nasty work
20:49 omen running a marathon bruh 😭
20:11 that move was so sigma
1:54 eggster knows greatness
I WANT TO LOVE YOU, PRETTY YOUNG THING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
2:29 Cypher is onto some spy shit here, W clove for that smoke.
rank 1 yoru vs googlenaire pro
16:47 phoenix and yoru gameplay like in trailer retake 😂
i think the reason fade ult never works on eggsterr is because he has 0 fear
I'm a huge eggsterr fan and have his posters all over my walls and my dad came in and got mad at me having a masculine man all over my walls and told me to go bed so I went to bed. Later through the night I heard someone tapping on my window so I opened it to find eggsterr flying and once he flew through my window he told me to lay on the bed face down and ass up. Once I did that he whispered in my ear "Eggsterr is love, Eggster is life" and he started yoru ulting my behind, he then cloned and started tag teaming me. Next when he finished in me he then whispered the same thing in my ear, then my dad walks through the door to find me face down ass up with eggsterr behind me, eggsterr then looks at my dad who has a shocked expression and flies out the window never to be seen again.
0:28 thats insane, even with slow mo i can ser ur aim on the iso
Every video vs sinatraaa, his amount of many is getting *1000 atleast ahhaha
Brother, u would run out of numbers 😂
Good vid
I see the player you mean.
-Eggster?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
-That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the comment section.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
- It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
Mincrat
@@randomassdude0mincraf
C418 Alpha vibes
that transition at 5:30 is insane, whoever did that deserves a meal at in n out for sure
Clove first game was crazy
"Ling ling ling herro? " - Sinatraa 13:12
Thanks for another yoru guide
After my 8 daily hours of Valorant I always get major depressions but when I watch egg vids or streams it makes me want to play Valorant and the circle goes on
im so ready for the ''real eggsterr fans''
If these are emeralds in the thumbnail you're just the goat ngl
Eggster is so goated fr
You'll be remembered for eons Eggster
bruh that cyphers clutch was insane 😭
Damn, this pro just keeps getting richer and richer
Another day of eggster egging all over sinatraa
these clutches by the teammates are insane
i just searched up your channel to watch while i eat and it says uploaded 10 seconds ago 😂
Eggsterr uses Sinatraa for content and Sinatraa uses Sinatraa for content
bro is milking himmmm😂😂
Mogster as the 5th account?
Sinatra is getting richer and richer in eggsterr’s title😂
Bro is adding a Million ever he makes a video of him😭😭
ADDING???
bro milking sand out of sinaatra at this point
what's your res?? it looks so stretched
anyone know why i cant seem to flick my mouse like when i try to flick it so fast it stops?
Cracked eGGbert
1:11 who died in the iso ult?
it was eggsters yoru clone
You and Sinatraa make hella content when on the same team lol
whats crosshair?
Blue Quadrillionaire vs trillionaire
why does he always throw tp to short before ulting ? he gains like 1sec isnt that kinda wasting one tp?
the blue man once again
who was the clove on his team?
Sadly trillionaire pro couldn't buy a t-shirt
game sense like no other
ur clove might be the goat
Bro I need your crosshair, I’m on my knees😭🙏
Need eggster's luck so i can get yoru's knife in night market
Why is Sinatra's money increasing by every video?, the next one is quadrillioner
Bros milking sinatraa
Got 1 v 1 by the king and lost 11:28
what does he keep looking at
I will never understand these titles. Time for pudding at the home, i guess
walling 13:35?
You’re wrong, the trillionaire is WestJett
Bros income is doubling per day
Did you get his winnings
Trillionaire pro is crazy
The best ⚡
Creature was shit, Why'd we have to wait 4 Months for it???
20:478 bro wtf
money cant buy skill
Just how rich is sinatraa
The 5th video with the same title
Please use gazillionair for your next one
Eggstah' keeps facing this shirtless Asian fella for some reason
money can't buy skill i guess :(
They lost lol
you can never be him lil bro
blessed day
nice bro
eggster suckling on the teet of sinatra
21 seconds 💀
that’s my humble goat sinatraa
Balls
NO GLAZE COMMENTS
Egg.
as always you just egged all over them
Hello mister eggster i have a dollar that i would not like to give to charity
does eggster heart every comment
Gg 🫶
You never 1v1'd me? That's so odd that this was posted. disappointed in you.
yo
🍿🍿🍿
Play console Val
lets goooooooo
bro still uses trash skins or no skins at all
Fym the combat craft skins are fire
Different knife skin every round
@ hell nah its trash
literally first