Funniest bits: “Say that ten times fast-” “No.” “That’s outside my area of expertise.” “…they can’t exercise their banana, like Meshida-san” and ensuing soft-sweet banana jokes, “f*ckscription,” ripe vs unripe tomatoes, whisper-whisper then “Meshida-san, I like China!” Lotsa laughs. Thanks, boys!!
Please write your comment below and if you have your favorite joke line, please share it!! And this is Ken Suzuki's UA-cam Channel, please subscribe to his channel and help him!!!hahaha bit.ly/3KDeXU2
I've been to a few soaplands in the past,mostly in Tokyo and recall that I fell in love with at least more then a dozen times and forgotten almost half of the the women's names but on the other hand but overall,most of the experiences have been more then 90% positive(though sometimes found the rooms a little TOO warm!)
Good Job!! Keep it up!! I like how you guys subtly insert the "things" that is happening in China and the repercussion. You guys made it light hearted and enlightening at the same time.
It's literally impossible not to enjoy studying the language where the word for "prostitution" is "selling one's springtime" 🌸🌱☘️💸♥️ (売 ≈ sell, 春 ≈ spring season)
Interestingly, I learned about this topic from playing Yakuza: Like A Dragon/Ryu Ga Gotoku 7. Soaplands and gray zones are a huge part of the story in the game.
I loved this video!!! It is by far the most entertaining, funny and interesting video I've seen lately. Thank you for this comedic AND educational jewel!!!!! ❤️
The latest videos have been pretty funny. I also think (although can’t be helped) that by increasing the pace of speech and bettering the pronunciation of the difficult words can make a joke funnier. Keep up the funny videos 👍
“Say that 10 times fast” “No.” 😂 “My Dom prefers Sub-scription” *Regrets life choices* 😂 I don’t even get the sour tomatoes joke but i still chuckled at it.
Entertainment and education at the same time... This is why I subscribe to this man!!! And a slow clap to Ken Suzuki, what a sport of a man this guy is. Here's my favorite quote. "No" - Ken Suzuki
I have lived in Japan the past 4 years. I am from the US and find Japans laws like this a bit odd. I really enjoy watching your very funny and informative videos about Japan. Keep up the great work..!!!!
I love the channel funny and informative at the same time. But I lived in Japan for a little while and I wonder, if Japanese people enjoy this kind of humour.
I may be wrong and please correct me if I am, But I also heard another loophole is if the girl you are with "Knows" you then it is legal. Example if I go to a soapland, which I hope too one day, if I tell her my full name, age, and where I am from, that counts as her knowing me so it is legal. Is this true?
Well as they say Love is beyond the law in Japan...but in Philippines don't hahahaha. I like the prevention laws in Japan very understanding and interesting. Well in the Philippines we punish pimps really badly hahaha..nice video content keep it up meshida-san
I used to think deadpan humor was mainly a British thing, e.g. Abroad in Japan. But this stuff is pure gold.
thanks! I went to the uk to learn comedy!hahaha😁
Agreed
@@Meshida At least you do it better than them, british humor is pretty boring most of the time to me
@@a1990sGamer Maybe if you knew how to spell humour, you'd be able to get it.
@@a1990sGamer Wow thanks!
It was really funny you guys say these things with a very serious look
You are two really talented comedians
Thank you very much
Oh! your comment made my day! ありがとう！
Even your comment was funny! It’s because that is reality in Japan! Be enlightened!
"Love is beyond the law in Japan".
Everything anyone needs to know.
Congratulations to Ken-san - some very funny lines.
arigato!
First time in my 41 years living in Japan that I see true humor. Keep up with your gig guys, you´ll be famous!
thanks!
Hey now, Japanese comedians have plenty of fans around the world. But, I'm glad that this kind of Japanese humor is available for everyone 👍
Funniest bits: “Say that ten times fast-” “No.” “That’s outside my area of expertise.” “…they can’t exercise their banana, like Meshida-san” and ensuing soft-sweet banana jokes, “f*ckscription,” ripe vs unripe tomatoes, whisper-whisper then “Meshida-san, I like China!” Lotsa laughs. Thanks, boys!!
arigato!!!
Please write your comment below and if you have your favorite joke line, please share it!!
And this is Ken Suzuki's UA-cam Channel, please subscribe to his channel and help him!!!hahaha
bit.ly/3KDeXU2
Ken San would be like Meshida san unlike you I don't watch pervy video on UA-cam, instead I prefer porn'
If you like everything then have you really liked anything
You whisper Ken san, he change his decision bout China 😂
see i see you just now show me your not a bot or a holo man
ua-cam.com/video/oOFB_SJEa-Q/v-deo.html
These two are becoming better and better in every new video and are delivering hilarious reports 😂😂
thanks!
Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole video~ The jokes are getting better and better, keep it up Meshida san!! ;)
Thanks!
I've been to a few soaplands in the past,mostly in Tokyo and recall that I fell in love with at least more then a dozen times and forgotten almost half of the the women's names but on the other hand but overall,most of the experiences have been more then 90% positive(though sometimes found the rooms a little TOO warm!)
hahaha😁
God damnit, what a chad
classic comdey....new evolution! keep up the good work friends. all the best.
Arigato a lot!!
Funny and educational at the same time. Love the content.
arigato!
Good Job!! Keep it up!! I like how you guys subtly insert the "things" that is happening in China and the repercussion. You guys made it light hearted and enlightening at the same time.
I love the dialogue between you and Ken. Hilarious!
It got me when you guys talk about this with 😅😅straight face when it's really funny😂😂😂
More power to you guys! Very informative and funny!
This is really funny. Great job! This needs way more views.
😄😄😄😄😄 Excellent and entertainüng as always!
arigato!
I've been waiting for this
Arigato!!!
It's literally impossible not to enjoy studying the language where the word for "prostitution" is "selling one's springtime" 🌸🌱☘️💸♥️
(売 ≈ sell, 春 ≈ spring season)
That makes sense as spring is when the world comes to life, and a women's spring time is her youth and beauty.
Damn I am going to learn Japanese.
Haru ga dekita?
And we all know what the birds and the bees do around spring time a little bit too much fun in those bunnies too. I get busy.
Very funny and also informative. 👍 I'm addicted.😅
Interestingly, I learned about this topic from playing Yakuza: Like A Dragon/Ryu Ga Gotoku 7. Soaplands and gray zones are a huge part of the story in the game.
😉
This is the only news channel I'm following
hahaha😁arigato!
Say that ten times fast hahahaha you two are a crack up. Very funny.
Arigato!!!!
Very informative and funny! Love it! 😂
Thank you!
Very interesting, you both do a good job explaining to us.
I loved this video!!! It is by far the most entertaining, funny and interesting video I've seen lately. Thank you for this comedic AND educational jewel!!!!! ❤️
It was great.. 😆😆 just wow 😍
Btw what did you guys yell in Chinese 😆
I wanna know... 😎
Viva China! I think 🤔
@@johnnylah5058 ahh... I see....
Real love is beyond the law! Haha nice! Love the Japan reports, keep up the good work! 👍
thanks!
OMG this video is hilarious! Love your humor so much 🤣
You two are verrrrrrrrryyy funny!! Cheers and thanks to lift our spirits!
Beautiful video meshida san!gambare😎
arigato!
The latest videos have been pretty funny. I also think (although can’t be helped) that by increasing the pace of speech and bettering the pronunciation of the difficult words can make a joke funnier. Keep up the funny videos 👍
Your lectures are invariably informative
Yeess, Ken-San is back😀
Japanese Comedian Meshida.
That banana joke and China joke was really funny.
Thanks!!
It's getting better and better, those two guys are pure gold!!
arigato
Excellent video. You and Ken-San are hilarious!
Another funny video Meshida, keep up the good work.
😄😄🥰
I’ll be laughing until tomorrow. You guys are so funny!!!! 😂
thanks!
This is great... big love and appreciation for making my life acceptable
arigato!
Ken San is an expert (pro) at keeping a straight face.
The straight faces and serious attitudes is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭☠
awesome comedy........truly great act......arigato
This is a great video learning while making it a funny way thumbs up👍👍
Arigato!!!
say that ten times faster
"no"
this got me
I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
8:28 Thats deep scar Ken-san 😂
arigato!
The Japanese whisper horribly got me !! .. hahaha .. Queens!!!
God, I love this channel more and more with every video I watch, you guys are so damn hilarious hahaha
arigato!
I just love the dead pan humor, and this for reminds me of that. 👍
Thanks!
hahaha "business trips". I liked the political undertone. Raising some awareness is welcomed to the treat.
hahaha😁
You guys are hilarious! 😂😂😂
arigato!
I guess next video is going to be Jiggalos and how you guys work the street. That would be pretty funny episode.
“So a different hole would be legal?”
“Yes.”
Hahahahaha omg
Some truth in the satire. 😂😂😂
cheeky introduction: "Meshida-San, I'm not expert on prostitution" kewl! :D
arigato!
Your guest is really funny when he says weird things with a straight face.
That was awesome :D
Arigato!!!
Mashida sensei and Ken sensei is so funny the way they tease each other haha 😂 I like the japan report
arigato!
“Say that 10 times fast”
“No.”
😂
“My Dom prefers Sub-scription” *Regrets life choices*
😂
I don’t even get the sour tomatoes joke but i still chuckled at it.
funny and informative
i like how meshida reads the comments
thanks!
Unfortunately, Meshida and Suzuki, I cannot choose my favourite punch line. This video is loaded with incredible gems💎👑
arigato!
wow very educational
arigato!
A law with so many loopholes -> I think this is also appropriate to describes most laws & regulations in my country too 😅😅
Entertainment and education at the same time... This is why I subscribe to this man!!! And a slow clap to Ken Suzuki, what a sport of a man this guy is. Here's my favorite quote.
"No" - Ken Suzuki
hahaha😁 arigato!
@@Meshida Kochira koso, Meshida-san! Thank you for your hard work!
@@PHISHDAdotEXE Thanks!
Ahaha The Japan Report is the only news outlet I watch nowadays...
thanks!
They are so Funny.. I burst out laughing, for real..I cant stop
Is there a bloopers video about this??? It would be absolutely hilarious!
thanks! I'll make it!
Meshida : Say it 10x fast.
Ken : No 🙂
Love is beyond the law 🤣 loved it.
hahaha😁
I love this stuff. Thanks.
EDIT: Have you ever been in a burusera shop? What is it like?
You girls crack me up...
Funny and informative!
arigato!
They just fall in love😂😂😂😂
imagine if japanese tv has english saturday night live type show and this segment being a regular. glorious 🎊🎊🎊
二人ともは 面白い。
Wait is he talking about MY banana? Yes, it's hard. It's not green, too, fyi.
Thanks!
VA valuable - 難しいなこれ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh so that's the loophole. haha🤪
Their straight faced expressions are too much haha
hahaha😁
The banana joke LMAO
Ken-san is my hero!
👍
I have lived in Japan the past 4 years. I am from the US and find Japans laws like this a bit odd. I really enjoy watching your very funny and informative videos about Japan. Keep up the great work..!!!!
Arigato!😂
I love the channel funny and informative at the same time. But I lived in Japan for a little while and I wonder, if Japanese people enjoy this kind of humour.
unnn, I made this video for foreigners, if I make it to J apanese, I have to change punch lines and delivery order. hahaha😁
@@Meshida True. Thank you also for denouncing anglocentrism. Make Japan great again! (By kicking them out 😂).
“Say that 10 times fast!” 😂
😍😍😍
This should be a TV show
5:00 that subtle smile when he delivers the line had me 😂😂😂😂😂
Mine taste sweeter now haha 🤣🤣
Arigato!!
Pineapple and various citrus juices does wonders I hear! 😂
How do Ken san know Meshida san's banana is green and how does he know his own banana is sweet? 😅🤔
Very educational lol
arigato!
You're so funny! Has to be great to be a friend of yours! I wish I will be able to meet you next time I'll be in Japan. 🤞🏻 I'll offer you a beer
arigato!
This should be one of NHK World Programme 😂👏🏼
arigato!
I may be wrong and please correct me if I am, But I also heard another loophole is if the girl you are with "Knows" you then it is legal. Example if I go to a soapland, which I hope too one day, if I tell her my full name, age, and where I am from, that counts as her knowing me so it is legal. Is this true?
I think if it is proved, it may ok.
but if she have several customers, it regard as prostitution. hahaha😁
@@Meshida Or, maybe it was just a lucky day when she had lots of "very good friends" visit 🤣
They just fall in love 😂 Love is beyond the law 🤣
😎😎😎
Well as they say Love is beyond the law in Japan...but in Philippines don't hahahaha. I like the prevention laws in Japan very understanding and interesting. Well in the Philippines we punish pimps really badly hahaha..nice video content keep it up meshida-san
In Indonesia it is illegal, but the establishment is everywhere. As long as you pay for extortion money, I think that you are free to operate.
arigato!
Can't you just pay your way out?
@@DarkPa1adin you can, but it's not that easy...
(7:05) It does not seem strange to me. Not punishing those who partake is great for politicians. I bet many of them go to the red light district.
You guys should totally considering audition for Britains Got Talent together!
thanks!
I died every time they said penetration.
Meshida san!! Please make a video about Nyotaimori.
Wow!! it must be delayed by UA-cam!!!hahaha
Really boy you are the best,
The way you explain..
Your friend from Lahore Pakistan..
Thank for making my mood and time..
arigato
Hello, thank you as always!!
Did this youtube channel cover japanese censorship yet?