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  • @Dee-jp7ek
    @Dee-jp7ek Рік тому +315

    "I spared your suffering by making you the Avatar of Ants."
    "Cool, can I make them attack you?"
    "Why you ungrateful son of a-"

  • @meloncaaat2050
    @meloncaaat2050 3 роки тому +1015

    He really went, Eye give this man a promotion!

    • @Pineapplecrispy
      @Pineapplecrispy 9 місяців тому +9

      Being the eye, I didn’t want to give him promotion

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@Pineapplecrispy Also being the eye, I did want to give this man a promotion

  • @io_online
    @io_online 3 роки тому +887

    "Because I owed you"
    Does anyone else feel like Jon's subconsciously going through his bucket list? Killing those he wants revenge on, helping people who helped him or who were his friends. Tieing up all the lose ends.

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. Рік тому +45

      that scares me ngl

    • @rue6914
      @rue6914 Рік тому +68

      Oh gosh... reminds me of reasons why people tie up loose ends.

    • @avet9413
      @avet9413 Рік тому +47

      In order to end the apocalypse… does Jon need to die? I just formed this theory so probably not correct but omggggg

    • @katg5746
      @katg5746 Рік тому +8

      Welcome to the Archive 😎

    • @94sweetmochi
      @94sweetmochi Рік тому +15

      Yes and i know where ur going with this. Felt it when Daisy hurt him.

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 3 роки тому +1321

    "average avatar covered in 20 ants" factoid actually a statistical error. ants jordan, who is covered in 2521000 ants, is an outlier and should not have been counted

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 роки тому +15

      @lila mansilla harsh competition, truly

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 роки тому +5

      Anus georg

    • @harshadasamant6211
      @harshadasamant6211 3 роки тому +51

      That would mean there are 127500 avatars? Assuming no other Avatar is covered in ants

    • @deafeningoctopus
      @deafeningoctopus 2 роки тому +9

      Omg a Cookie Clicker reference XD

    • @rebeccahauer4406
      @rebeccahauer4406 2 роки тому +49

      @@deafeningoctopus it pains me to inform you, it's a reference to a tumblr post that cookie clicker just also happened to reference

  • @Drak_buddy
    @Drak_buddy Рік тому +460

    Martin: “what are we gonna do”
    Jon: “eye daddy give this man a promotion”

  • @trin-is-late
    @trin-is-late Рік тому +359

    Jordan: I don’t want this I don’t know how to be a torturer
    Jordan, two seconds later: oh hey can I take my new friends and ATTACK people

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 7 місяців тому +20

      He’s a quick learner

  • @bridgetb.7965
    @bridgetb.7965 3 роки тому +837

    listen, jordan kennedy let martin take jane prentiss' ashes to give to jon. even when jon thought they were fake, he took comfort in having them there. how could he NOT gift him terrible ascension to watcher of ants.

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 2 роки тому +113

      talk about butterfly effect. One day you give someone ashes, the next they set you free in Hell

    • @irongiant5951
      @irongiant5951 2 роки тому +43

      @@lonewaffle231 force you into being a demon torturer of hell, unable to leave hell, and if you don't torture you have every likelyhood of being tortured all over again, and that time there will be no end. Gotta love a moral conundrum

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 2 роки тому +13

      @@irongiant5951 well in not really sure about the forced part. Also you dont have to torture. It will go one without you. And finally I really want to konw what happened to him after the ending (spoilers sorry)

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 3 роки тому +1262

    Jon: My work here is done!
    Jordan: I’m infested with ants and can feel the pain of everyone, everywhere.
    Jon: *sweeps cape*

  • @WeAreAirborne
    @WeAreAirborne 3 роки тому +801

    if i had a nickel for every time Tim Ledsam played a character who was unwillingly given functional eye-related immortality by a character played by Jonny Sims whilst in some eldritch horror-tunnels, i'd have ten cents. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

    • @scintillantflea4698
      @scintillantflea4698 3 роки тому +15

      When else?!

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 3 роки тому +110

      @@scintillantflea4698 "Gunpowder Tim VS. The Moon Kaiser" by the Mechanisms, specifically. also congrats if this is the first you're hearing about the Mechanisms

    • @scintillantflea4698
      @scintillantflea4698 3 роки тому +13

      @@WeAreAirborne not the first time hearing about it. Is it on youtube or something?

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 3 роки тому +3

      @@scintillantflea4698 it might be, but you can also find it on genius i believe!

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 роки тому +5

      @@scintillantflea4698 go to a channel called TheVoidSings, they have lyric videos for all the mech songs, album playlists, and helpful descriptions

  • @GreatvalueSerotonin
    @GreatvalueSerotonin 3 роки тому +423

    As a person who puts emotion to inanimate objects, this is the kind of feeling when I walk on sand. I hate the idea of my being unwilling hurting others , great writing

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 2 місяці тому +4

      Okay but what do you think is the difference between sand and dirt? I feel like the same rules apply.

    • @GreatvalueSerotonin
      @GreatvalueSerotonin 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Deadflower019 not gonna lie I don’t remember writing this. And I have no idea what I was talking about

    • @foxcom3183
      @foxcom3183 Місяць тому +1

      @@Deadflower019I suspect he was referring to all the little creatures that live under the sand, like at the beach

    • @itsyaboy9829
      @itsyaboy9829 Місяць тому

      @@GreatvalueSerotonin lmfao well that was an answer 💀😂

    • @GreatvalueSerotonin
      @GreatvalueSerotonin Місяць тому

      @@itsyaboy9829 🤷 at least I’m honest

  • @grumpygato99
    @grumpygato99 3 роки тому +293

    The ants have risen up and taken vengeance against those who wronged them

    • @lilaboxx
      @lilaboxx 3 роки тому +11

      That's fair i guess

  • @empanado8304
    @empanado8304 Рік тому +145

    a lot of tma episodes are just "hey would that be fucked up or what". this is one of them.

  • @_kai2702
    @_kai2702 3 роки тому +276

    ahahaha i love how jordan instantly chose violence. like 'wow cool thanks for the favor and all. but oh quick question-'
    would you rather suffer or be complicit? and OH BOY if that isn't the question of the century.

  • @theflamingphoenix
    @theflamingphoenix Рік тому +166

    I find it funny how Melanie's VA has been doing some of the ad reads at the beginning, because I can very easily imagine her having done ad reads exactly like this when she was doing Ghost Hunt UK.

    • @pathojon
      @pathojon 3 місяці тому +2

      Today's ghost hunt is sponsored by raid shadow legends

  • @toastghost9145
    @toastghost9145 3 роки тому +294

    Experience hell or be hell, tough cookie. I feel like Martin might chew Jon out for this, but I'm honestly with Jon here. He gave Jordan the opportunity to choose to go back, and yeah, it's not a fair choice, but what other options were there?

  • @dandeliondaffodyls1426
    @dandeliondaffodyls1426 2 роки тому +145

    I like seeing more of non-human avatars! Forever a stan of monster pig

  • @someoneawesome8717
    @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +189

    "Nobody *likes* ants" well I guess I'm nobody!

    • @lollythegiant
      @lollythegiant 3 роки тому +15

      whoops guess you gotta change your name to nobody awesome now!

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +4

      There's me, too !
      I always feel bad when I step on an anthill by accident :/

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 2 роки тому +2

      @@macabrecitrus2127 There's this folk legend that little gnomes (I think would be the best English equivalent) live in the anthills. So, by stepping on them, you'd be destroying their homes and thusly cursed for disrespecting them.

  • @nathanielstein8904
    @nathanielstein8904 3 роки тому +372

    Is it weird that this sounds kinda inspiring to me? Like a bunch of entities are small and insignificant on their own but together can be so great. I know it was supposed to be scary but this episode kinda gave me a good feeling.

    • @mistydevillier2197
      @mistydevillier2197 3 роки тому +29

      That's exactly what humans are. Small and insignificant entities. Together we can be great, but, people let things like "feelings" divide us.

    • @calimorales9880
      @calimorales9880 2 роки тому +15

      @@mistydevillier2197 Ah yes, silly old feelings

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 2 роки тому

      @@mistydevillier2197 You citing "feelings" being our downfall in a TMA comment section is like whatever Jude Perry said about a lamb walking into a butcher's shop. We're all leftists degenerates here, lovely. Away with the weird right-wing dog whistle.
      Also, how the hell did you end up here? This is as odd as seeing a landlord in an earlier episode's comments, and before that finding an honest-to-God transphobe. The irony.

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. Рік тому +3

      There's a voice line for Ramattra in Overwatch 2 where he talks about ants being his favourite animals because of how inspiring they are in that way. His VA made it feel really wholesome!

    • @Lol18592
      @Lol18592 Рік тому +3

      @@mistydevillier2197 this post was brought to you by, Peter Lukas!

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka 3 роки тому +72

    Jordan, aka Ant-Man

  • @jordantoomey7572
    @jordantoomey7572 3 роки тому +91

    As someone named Jordan with a general fear of the crawling sensation, this one got me.

  • @sling4425
    @sling4425 3 роки тому +148

    ants last night
    and ants the night before
    gonna be antsed tonight, if we're never antsed no more
    when you're ants, you're many as you can be
    cos the watcher wants to watch all of the human's misery

    • @broadwaybibliophile1802
      @broadwaybibliophile1802 3 роки тому +15

      hey, how does it feel to be the funniest person on this website?

    • @confused-as-ell
      @confused-as-ell 2 роки тому

      AHAHJAHJAHA LMAO

    • @lyx8039
      @lyx8039 2 роки тому +11

      They're antsing us they're antsing us, one magical power and it broke on us you better thank your lucky stars that the ants don't work 🎶

  • @Sodatsu3
    @Sodatsu3 5 місяців тому +18

    Martin- No one *likes* ants.
    Jon, channeling that one Vine- That is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of pththtphthtpth...

  • @liliansnapdragon9836
    @liliansnapdragon9836 11 місяців тому +30

    jon seems to have become more focused on a practical give and take reward/punishment mindset and to be FAIR martin kept asking john to help jordan sooo

  • @imalittlelady
    @imalittlelady Рік тому +24

    I’m not ashamed to say I re-listened to this just to hear my boy Tim again

  • @epsyblue7714
    @epsyblue7714 2 роки тому +52

    He can turn people into avatars now 🤯

  • @romansejnoha9121
    @romansejnoha9121 Рік тому +22

    My joy at seeing Tim Ledsam again is only slightly dampened by the horrible trauma his character is undergoing here

  • @raebaer8580
    @raebaer8580 3 роки тому +226

    me hearing that tma has an episode on everyone’s fears and having the very obscure phobia of ants specifically: psssh yeah sure
    me reading this title: *im in danger*

  • @dobyk5338
    @dobyk5338 3 роки тому +93

    Huh, I was under the impression this was the Vast or the Buried, but I guess a literal interpretation of Corruption is fair enough. I suppose at this point the fears just blend into each other.

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 2 місяці тому +2

      Burid and Corruption it sounds like

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors 2 роки тому +30

    5:47 not the evil ants laughing in the background 😭

    • @ethanstine426
      @ethanstine426 7 місяців тому

      Oh my god that is so creepy!!!!!!

  • @cinderedwards5379
    @cinderedwards5379 3 роки тому +62

    WHAT IS THIS! A DOMAIN FOR ANTS! it needs to be at least 3 times bigger.

    • @adamw36
      @adamw36 Рік тому

      Peak comment 😂

  • @destiny5321
    @destiny5321 11 місяців тому +13

    jon is a fear vampires and basically made jordan one in true wattpad fashion has the "i didn't want this" convo

  • @melshinta2966
    @melshinta2966 3 роки тому +40

    WHOA JORDAN!!!!! AYYEEEEE

  • @nemnyoom
    @nemnyoom 3 роки тому +70

    leto is. honestly a mood for 64% of my childhood anxiety regarding Not-Me-Things

  • @Ella-gj7vr
    @Ella-gj7vr 3 роки тому +35

    GUNPOWDER TIM WHAT

  • @barborazahradnickova6145
    @barborazahradnickova6145 2 роки тому +28

    "...i said it was limited and draws artificial borders, but it does have its use when it comes to conceptualizing things."

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 Рік тому +23

    Poor Jordan, he's probably so conflicted, I can't blame him.

  • @ann-margretparke9525
    @ann-margretparke9525 Рік тому +15

    The ants tunnel through his veins.
    Yeah, ants are bastards that way.

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 роки тому +53

    One of the biggest NOPE domains that they came up with. It's just... bleargh... creepy crawlies always get to me.

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M Рік тому +3

      We now know where your going, friend.

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir Рік тому +2

      @@Ghostrecall_M Yeah, it's right into Martin's domain or a spoiler one for the vast (Ep... 196 or 197). Those legit scare me.
      This is just some base revulsion.

  • @Saffron-mb8mp
    @Saffron-mb8mp 3 роки тому +49

    Well, great work Rusty Quill! You managed to nail down my E X A C T worst tangible fear in the world! In my listening, this is the only episode thus far that I have for the sake of my wellbeing had to skip.

  • @thatonepersonyouwontremember
    @thatonepersonyouwontremember 3 роки тому +87

    Ok, but that is a lot of people to know. Like, the guy covered in ants is surrounded by "hundreds of those dearest to him". I only have like 5-18 people who are really close to me like that. Does he really have that many loved ones or are they like multiples of the same people?

    • @FH-rp6zs
      @FH-rp6zs 3 роки тому +58

      I think it means he really loves the ants for their own sake. I think they're just ants.

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe he was beginning to be claimed by the Corruption, before the Change

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 2 роки тому +13

      @@FH-rp6zs Rip to our boy Benoit, he would've loved the apocalypse.

    • @nahalaandzoey
      @nahalaandzoey Місяць тому

      Late to the party but I interpreted it as a metaphor for celebrity. Like you are loved by hundreds of thousands of people who treat you like a god and raise you on such a high pedestal that you know anything you do will hurt or disappoint someone out there. You become paralyzed by the knowledge that so many real people you will never know’s well-being is genuinely affected by your actions.

  •  Рік тому +35

    John is really inhuman. He doesn't actually care about others' suffering, he only sees other people as "I owe him/her something" "I don't know them so I don't care". That's the most horrifying part of the whole season for me.

    • @imalittlelady
      @imalittlelady Рік тому +10

      To me what’s even more horrifying is learning that’s how most real-life humans function

    • @edwardporter1042
      @edwardporter1042 2 місяці тому +3

      He can't care about all of them. The first victims, sure. But then after a while, when everyone is suffering, nobody can care about all of them, at least not as individuals.

  • @LightFrogs
    @LightFrogs 26 днів тому +1

    As a person who just really likes bugs, including ants, Leto's horror of being... inevitably destructive to them, really got to me.

  • @romansejnoha9121
    @romansejnoha9121 Рік тому +9

    “What is this inside my mind that drags out what I left behind” the answer is ants

  • @Mark-fc7tu
    @Mark-fc7tu 2 роки тому +19

    Torture, or self-preservation through torturing others.

  • @annak6127
    @annak6127 11 місяців тому +9

    "If we are like ants to the Eldritch monsters, how do we know that ants are not like us, each with a rich inner life?" Am I the only one who found this super adorable? 😭😂

  • @Dranlia
    @Dranlia 2 роки тому +19

    I absolutely do not like ants. This episode actually almost made me sick. It's great.

  • @10brokenradios
    @10brokenradios 3 роки тому +20

    Bless you ants. Blants.

  • @ghostnorm
    @ghostnorm Рік тому +8

    jon is such a spooky guy love him

  • @KairitheStrong
    @KairitheStrong 12 днів тому +1

    On my third listen of Archives in 2024 (it’s fine I’m fine I’m normal) and as someone with a life long phobia of ants, any time I get through this episode is an accomplishment

  • @kranckc.1983
    @kranckc.1983 Рік тому +17

    Quintillions of ants? How bad does this ever get in reality? I had to look it up. The average ant colony, counted between all species of ants, numbers 20k to 100k ants. The largest ant colony recorded to date, the Argentine Ant Supercolony, has an estimated 307 million ants in it, spanning 6000 km from Italy to the Spanish Atlantic coast. (Not sure how dense, but it's 51 ants per meter, and probably not evenly spread.) ...So, massive, but not infinite. I don't know, maybe that satisfies someone's curiosity, or comforts someone who was given the heebie jeebies by this episode. ...Obviously no numbers limit in a horror-farming hellscape reality twimst, but ay.

  • @cupcaketv5673
    @cupcaketv5673 Рік тому +7

    I couldn't help but think of social media at one point 😅 no matter what you do, how you move, someone will always dislike what you do

  • @rory1336
    @rory1336 Рік тому +9

    1. Love the ants. I like ants. Yes, they don't like me back (one of my earlies memories was stepping on a nest and being covered by fire ants - and later my field research plot waa below a tree covered in the tiny painful buggers). Ants can have a little revenge, as a treat.

  • @CandiedInChaos
    @CandiedInChaos 2 роки тому +19

    Dude I "finished" this series the other day and I was going through the episodes and then BAM an episode unwatched I thought it might be an episode I re-started on accident before going to the next one (it has happened ALOT) but no I have no memory of this episode HOW DID I SKIP A WHOLE Episode 😭 well I guess I get to listen to this...it's nice I don't like not listening to this series (:

    • @BeautifulEarthJa
      @BeautifulEarthJa Рік тому +4

      I'm wondering too. This is my second kisten and this is the only episode I have no memory of.

  • @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579
    @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579 5 місяців тому +4

    A bug's life title opening:

  • @ANIMAfelis
    @ANIMAfelis 9 місяців тому +8

    Oh, hey, new Eye-related power unlocked for someone the Archivist kinda likes? (Not Martin likes, just regular likes). I wonder if there's a pattern to be found here... 🤔

  • @JudeTheAutomaton
    @JudeTheAutomaton Місяць тому +1

    a nightmare but you cant wake up, or having your reality confirmed in its agonizing expanse.

  • @laurahenriksen19
    @laurahenriksen19 3 роки тому +10

    I went straight there... and marathoned it all 🤣

  • @golesh-ow5dp
    @golesh-ow5dp Рік тому +9

    It's one thing when they make coherent sentences and talk through Jon's voice, but it's different when they are just screaming in agony and fear, convulsing in pain.... it's... worse . Much worse

  • @cd.6878
    @cd.6878 Рік тому +4

    What is this!? A domain... for ANTS!?!

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 3 роки тому +28

    Hi Lydia! Hi Alex!

    • @amniamin22
      @amniamin22 3 роки тому +4

      Hi Jonny! Hi Mike!

    • @craigtpm
      @craigtpm 3 роки тому +2

      @@amniamin22 We meet again Amni. The desolation awaits you.....

    • @amniamin22
      @amniamin22 3 роки тому +4

      @@craigtpm Eheheh... not that it wasn't nice hanging out with the Desolation, but man, look at the time, I'm late for... a meal... so... *flings open yellow door and shuffles in* bye *closes door*

    • @craigtpm
      @craigtpm 3 роки тому +1

      That‘s unfortunate... your head would make a wonderful wax statue darling! But alas... if you must go then I won’t stop you... and ignore the statues who will be watching you sleep! *sets himself on fire*

    • @amniamin22
      @amniamin22 3 роки тому +1

      @@craigtpm SJSJSJ SOMEONE HELP

  • @netgeekdoggirl
    @netgeekdoggirl 3 роки тому +23

    hehe the feeling when you caught up on the website and are finally farther than youtube

  • @whentheskittlesfightback
    @whentheskittlesfightback 5 місяців тому +1

    ive always wanted to be like, ant infestation, go!!

  • @mjc3813
    @mjc3813 2 місяці тому

    I am cooking dinner while listening to this episode and the sizzling certainly made this much creepier

  • @laurahenriksen19
    @laurahenriksen19 3 роки тому +3

    Ps White Vailt is amazeballs 😄

  • @paintdealer6890
    @paintdealer6890 Рік тому +4

    no no no no no not ants not ants

  • @tmaxgo6696
    @tmaxgo6696 3 роки тому +2

    wait so is he a watched with the ants acting as extentions/

  • @epiphanierosenstern5635
    @epiphanierosenstern5635 2 роки тому +6

    I PERSONNALY LIKE ANTS SO FAR THEY ARE THE LEAST WORST NOT GONNA LIE

    • @VelvetMetrolink
      @VelvetMetrolink 2 роки тому

      Drowning in them would be a bit much though.

  • @sugarcrystals5649
    @sugarcrystals5649 Рік тому

    Ahh! My name!

  • @Eileen-d1i
    @Eileen-d1i 27 днів тому

    JONATHAN WHY DID YOU SAVE HIM?!!!!?!?!??!!???

  • @hamburgerdog25
    @hamburgerdog25 Рік тому +3

    I don't know why "tell tale tickle" set me off but I don't like it

  • @moonlight_scribe
    @moonlight_scribe Рік тому

    Just so you know...oh...right

  • @semi_enigma
    @semi_enigma 3 роки тому +6

    Big oof...

  • @lillianwhite760
    @lillianwhite760 20 днів тому

    Martin just doesn’t seem to like Jon very much. The whole time. The whole season. He just complains and whines and nothing Jon does is ever good enough. I mean…yeah it’s fucked up that the world ended and your boyfriend is a demigod…but it’s a lot for him too.

  • @dr.zespert
    @dr.zespert 3 роки тому +2

    NOPE

  • @stampede274
    @stampede274 3 місяці тому

    Myrmecophobes represent!

  • @Assigningpeoplefears
    @Assigningpeoplefears 3 місяці тому

    Eugghh

  • @Thomas-wn7cl
    @Thomas-wn7cl 3 роки тому

    👎