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One of my favourites is after Michael tells Pam about him and her mom: *"That could have gone one of two ways. But I never expected her to get upset."*
“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be”
@@leannna yeah, I think the song is "no time to die" by billie eilish guess it's that part of the lyrics: "fool me once, fool me twice" or I'm just completely wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It’s like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.”
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.
@@The-Dudeee the actors for Ryan and Kelly are also 2 of the main writers. which i find so hilariously ironic because they are 2 of the dumber characters in the show haha
@@belleliu7921 The writers split episodes between them and then after writing would make edits. So all the writers wrote for Michael, not just Mike Schur.
The outtakes of Steve trying to get that line out are almost funnier than the actual line. You can tell how funny it is by how hard he tries to say it and not break. Best show ever created besides BrBa
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist. I should've known... "Poop ball?"
"No rest for the sick." Now every time I'm sick, I live by that quote. *Edit: My other favorite thing Michael has said was "My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many of them." Most underrated quote from Michael Scott/His mom*
It’s originally from Abraham Lincoln, in slightly different words. He said he had a dream where a man was commenting that he looked too common/ average to be president. He quipped “the Lord prefers common looking people. That’s why he made so many of us”. Bookworm here 😅
Underrated quote "Well, got almost everybody, so...Holly's my family now. She's my family, and the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?"
i'll just leave this here 0:00 "an improversation" 0:10 "afraid of how much they love me" 0:32 "you guy are 2 metals...gold medals" 0:54 "i'm a little stitious" 1:09 "idc if he murdered his entire family" 1:17 "WELL I HATED IT A LOT!" 1:50 "don't ever, for any reason..." 2:28 "i have cause- it is be cause i hate him" 2:45 "it's every parents dream" 2:57 "but fool me twice, strike three" 3:14 "if a baby were president" 4:04 "an office is for not dying" 4:19 "happy bday jesus- sry ur party's so lame" 4:33 "STANLEY BARACK IS PRESIDENT!" 4:42 "you don't arrest a guy delivering drugs from one guy to another" 4:56 "the worst thing about prison was the dementaws" 5:18 🎶 first i was afraid i was petrified 🎶 5:30 "he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family" 5:41 "whomever's name is toby" 5:58 "i'm gonna start dating her even harder" 6:11 "this office is like a dragon" 6:17 "i'd shoot toby twice" 6:24 "should've burned this place down when i had the chance" 6:35 "and who is jesus's dad?" 6:43 "so sue me- no, don't sue me" 7:03 "come on, i need this!" 7:15 "i'm optimistic because everyday i get a little more desperate" 7:32 "think. think with your head, Pam"
Tbh I'm not a native speaker and I always thought that the "fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice, strike three" was legit a thing bc it kinda makes sense lol
@@virtualbro8571 he said (looked up) the defination of welding instead of wedding, and then medals istead of metals. Ans it's just the he could say it like something very touchy, when he doesn't even know what he is saying...
"I Would Never Call Him That If I Knew. You Don't Call Retarded People Retards, It's Bad Taste. You Call Your Friends Retards When They Are Acting Retarded. And I Consider Oscar A Friend." -M. Scott
I love the format of this clip. The lead up to the quote where you might not know what it is and the revelation with the imposed comment is *chef's kiss. Do more of these please!
I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.
The part at 5:28 is actually so incredibly clever because he went from one song about staying alive to another about being able to survive. It's the definition of "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."
You didn't pick my favourite from the CPR scene: " If we come across someone with no arms and legs, do we bother resuscitating them? .......... Pam's reaction too is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
My favorite was always what he said after the Micheal Scott Paper Company made their first sale: “Who would’ve thought, that the one thing that would save this company would be work?”
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"Dont be an idiot" changed my life.
KISS. Keep it simple, stupid
@@Joeyczhu Hurts my feelings every time
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think: " would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do NOT do that thing.
Identity theft is not a joke jim, millions of families suffer every year.
kiss!
How could they leave out “well well well, how the turn tables...”
YEEEEESSSSS. I needed that one
MHM
HOW COULD THEY?!
I wanted that too 😔
I use that phrase all the time
"I'm an early bird and night owl. So I am wise, and... I have worms."
Still one of the underrated M. Scott quotes.
Early bird gets the bird
I'm your 666th like
Who's your worm guy?
@@heysup7014
What does i have worms means? Can anyone explain that quote
"Little kid lover, in that way people will know exactly where my priorities are"
- Michael
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favourite line
“😳”
- Ryan
One of my favourites is after Michael tells Pam about him and her mom:
*"That could have gone one of two ways. But I never expected her to get upset."*
This is so funny I missed it when watching…
Every line is so intentional
I wanna know what he expected to happen. He probably expected her to accept him as his new father XD
"Tell David to call me ASAP as possible"
😂😂
Not that funny tbh
@@stigv5474 It is when Michael says it
hahahaha good one
smh my head
David: "Hello sweetie!"
Michael: "This is not sweetie this is MICHAEL SCOTT!"
"And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do"
Me always 😂😂😂
"STANLEY, STANLEY, BARACK IS PRESIDENT!!! YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY!!" cracks me up everytime
that entire cold open gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke
...that’s why it’s a joke"
- Michael Scott
“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be”
“I don’t care if you’re gay or straight or overweight just get into the conference room.”
Lmao
''I would never say it to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.'' - Michael Scott
Oscar : "Why would not say that to her face ?!"
"As a doctor, you would not tell a patient that they have cancer"
Lmao
that one is genius 😂
@@drlecter3608 yup
Downsizing
@@hastwper6682 that pfp xD
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take" - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - Abeydou
@@owencreatescontent7073 "fk off" - TheTruth
@@thetruth9803 “hey guys” - me :)
Best quote !
which episode? season?
Is it just me, but “fool me twice, strike three” actually is a good one to live by?
I swear there was a song with a lyric similar to that
@@leannna yeah, I think the song is "no time to die" by billie eilish
guess it's that part of the lyrics: "fool me once, fool me twice"
or I'm just completely wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@sofia_6005 not only that, Rainn Wilson went to Billies house and questioned her about The Office trivia to see if she were really a big fan
@@sofia_6005 but the actual song they may be referring to is "fool my once, strike one, fool me twice, strike three" by Rosematter
@@leannna fool me one time, shame on you. fool me two times, can't put the blame on you- j.cole
Jan:”I guess I underestimated you”
Michael: “Okay well maybe next time you will estimate me”
“There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It’s like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.”
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.
I think he misspelled wedding to welding 😭
*”I need two men on this. That what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!”*
this one should come in a shell 😂😂😂
Love that one.. delivery was perfect
He battles with his inner thoughts and delivers it perfectly
"Dwight,you ignorant SL*T" is by far the best Michael Scott quote I've heard
"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other"
*Sweet home Electric City*
Every parents dream
I SEE YOU IN EVERY VIDEO COMMENT SECTION WE HAVE LIKE EVERYTHING THE SAME LIKING
Scranton what !!!
@@AnasKhan-mi1yx the electric city
“The worst thing about prison was the dementors”
"And you my friend would be the belle of the ball, don't drop the soap don't drop the soap"
"Yeah, well thank you, Andy. Tanks."
You mean like Harry Potter?
There are no movies in prison
Whoever wrote Michael Scott dialogues is a genius 👌
you know the actor for mose wrote it right? his name is michael shurr. freaking legend
@@belleliu7921 I did not know that. Thank you.
@@The-Dudeee the actors for Ryan and Kelly are also 2 of the main writers. which i find so hilariously ironic because they are 2 of the dumber characters in the show haha
@@belleliu7921 also paul lieberstein aka toby is a writer, amazing how they involved in acting
@@belleliu7921 The writers split episodes between them and then after writing would make edits. So all the writers wrote for Michael, not just Mike Schur.
"A good manager doesn't fire people, he hires people.
People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business."
This is actually some I really cherish
"This wine has an oaky afterbirth"
“I’m not a bad guy! I’m a good guy... who runs over women with his car.”
The outtakes of Steve trying to get that line out are almost funnier than the actual line. You can tell how funny it is by how hard he tries to say it and not break.
Best show ever created besides BrBa
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist. I should've known... "Poop ball?"
lmao!
😂😂😂
this one 😂
Yes!! 🙌🏼😸💩
lmaooo i feel so bad for him but it's too funny
"Powerpoints are the peacocks of the world. All show, no meat." My forever favorite quote.
"No rest for the sick." Now every time I'm sick, I live by that quote.
*Edit: My other favorite thing Michael has said was "My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many of them." Most underrated quote from Michael Scott/His mom*
Please rest when you're sick :)
That's actually a nice concept to accept mediocrity and that there's nothing wrong with it.
It’s originally from Abraham Lincoln, in slightly different words. He said he had a dream where a man was commenting that he looked too common/ average to be president. He quipped “the Lord prefers common looking people. That’s why he made so many of us”.
Bookworm here 😅
“Desperate situations yield the quickest results” is actually one of the smartest things I’ve ever heard
"I am so impressed with the potential you see in me"
Michael G. Scott
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"But, you know, I’m not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home."
"well, jan has this schoolgirl fantasy...i just...i feel uncomfortable wearing the dress."
Underrated quote
"Well, got almost everybody, so...Holly's my family now. She's my family, and the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?"
Oscar: “So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…”
Michael: “I’ll be six.”
This one is so underrated I LOVE IT!
I never realised that Michael basically did a typo and searched for "welding" lmaooo
Golden moment
i'll just leave this here
0:00 "an improversation"
0:10 "afraid of how much they love me"
0:32 "you guy are 2 metals...gold medals"
0:54 "i'm a little stitious"
1:09 "idc if he murdered his entire family"
1:17 "WELL I HATED IT A LOT!"
1:50 "don't ever, for any reason..."
2:28 "i have cause- it is be cause i hate him"
2:45 "it's every parents dream"
2:57 "but fool me twice, strike three"
3:14 "if a baby were president"
4:04 "an office is for not dying"
4:19 "happy bday jesus- sry ur party's so lame"
4:33 "STANLEY BARACK IS PRESIDENT!"
4:42 "you don't arrest a guy delivering drugs from one guy to another"
4:56 "the worst thing about prison was the dementaws"
5:18 🎶 first i was afraid i was petrified 🎶
5:30 "he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family"
5:41 "whomever's name is toby"
5:58 "i'm gonna start dating her even harder"
6:11 "this office is like a dragon"
6:17 "i'd shoot toby twice"
6:24 "should've burned this place down when i had the chance"
6:35 "and who is jesus's dad?"
6:43 "so sue me- no, don't sue me"
7:03 "come on, i need this!"
7:15 "i'm optimistic because everyday i get a little more desperate"
7:32 "think. think with your head, Pam"
Apparently in the medicine community negative means good, which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would be chaos
I would give literally anything in order to watch the office for the first time again
Include me too
Have your cousin hit your head with baseball bat , worked for me but only for the first time .
@@hastwper6682 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still haven't completed it.
I’ve never seen it i guess i should
He had no arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear, or speak. This is how he led a nation.
-Michael Scott
Some of these are actually full of wisdom. ❤️
😂😂😂 yeahh
The first one though-
That’s what she said
Tbh I'm not a native speaker and I always thought that the "fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice, strike three" was legit a thing bc it kinda makes sense lol
@@giada2918 Yeah. That does make sense actually 😁
"I saved a life today...my own"
am i a hero?
@@mavejames9338 I really can't say but yes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, of all the idiot worlds, you stand alone"
when was that?
@@lem.9120goodbye Toby. Last episode of season 4, at the interview
"This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me actually sums up Michael’s psyche perfectly .❤️
That phyllis wedding quote is so underrated! I lost it when he said "gold medals" the first time I lost it.
I didn't get it.... please help me
@@virtualbro8571 he said (looked up) the defination of welding instead of wedding, and then medals istead of metals. Ans it's just the he could say it like something very touchy, when he doesn't even know what he is saying...
@@pakshalbagrecha9074 , actually, “wedding” does have a definition related to welding.
Ikr its so clever the medals vs metals part, I wish I knew who wrote that specific line
“The most important part of a speech is the opening line”
- Michael Scott
Let's be honest, Season 1-7 is a huge Michael Scott once said moment.
You can only love this guy.
As a fellow philosopher,
Michael Scott only speaks the language of the gods
Hey it's u again
Love you Kim 😘
"I Would Never Call Him That If I Knew. You Don't Call Retarded People Retards, It's Bad Taste. You Call Your Friends Retards When They Are Acting Retarded. And I Consider Oscar A Friend."
-M. Scott
“we’re not gonna die of radon, we’re gonna die of boredom”
Toby: Radon is a silent killer
Michael: You're the silent killer
Toby (whispering): You'll see
This is so underrated 🤣🤣
@@leahjoy6422 and the strangler was born!
I love the format of this clip. The lead up to the quote where you might not know what it is and the revelation with the imposed comment is *chef's kiss. Do more of these please!
Right? Out-of-context is funny too, but giving the backstory to the line really puts Michael’s character into perspective.
"everyone deserves a second second chance"
“WHERE ARE THE TURTLESSSSSSS”
1:59 the absolute funniest sentence ever, from anyone that's anywhere at anytime whatsoever for any reason in anyway
I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.
The part at 5:28 is actually so incredibly clever because he went from one song about staying alive to another about being able to survive. It's the definition of "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."
"they took away my parking space but they can't take away my pride"
“It’s going to be huge. We’re going to have UA-cam come out and film it.”
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"
“Oh it’s just a social club, like the French Revolution .”
“No Dwight. Respect. R E S-svee-T find out what it means to me!”
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be”- Michael Scott
"An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max.... An office is a place where dreams come true."
Pam: "Be Quiet My Mother is coming" Michael: "That's what she Said...No...wait...
"Fax?, Why don't you just bring it over on a dinosaur"
You didn't pick my favourite from the CPR scene:
" If we come across someone with no arms and legs, do we bother resuscitating them? .......... Pam's reaction too is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
3:05 I just noticed the certificate on the wall behind Michael is for owning a watch, not for anything work-related LOL.
6:07 Well that could’ve gone one of two ways…but I did not expect Pam to get upset
Michael really confused wedding and welding. God the writers on this show were amazing
"I will divide and count to it"
-Michael Scott
1:54 a perfect example of Michael starting a sentence without knowing how it's gonna end
As one of my teachers one said to me "First thinking, then talking."
it's from the same scene
“I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family, he’s like a son to me” this way such a clever joke I didn’t get it at first LMFAOOOOOOO
thank you for including the context for all of these instead of just putting them in a vacuum! So much better with context.
Michael: “…This chat. Two men, one white, one latina.”
“Yeah, I’m trying to lure these kids into my booth. But, uh, kids are very wary of being lured these days. Thank you Dateline.”
"Why are you.. the way that you are?" My all-time favorite Michael Scott quote
The best thing about his show is the facial expressions/mannerisms. Hands down.
my all time favourite is his phrases of “yessh” & “yeppers” 😂😂
Dwight: Don't do it, Michael!
Michael: (whispers) It's a million dollar sale...
“I LOVE THIS WOMAAANNNN”
"I knew exactly what to do but in a much more sense I had no idea what to do"
-Michael Gary Scott
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He never fails to put a smile on my face
"That's what she said"
I demand a second version of Michael Scott quotes.
“That baby’s gonna have a lot of hair”
I wish there was a dictionary full of words and phrases that Michael misquoted
That would probably be the only dictionary I would ever use lol
“RESPECT. R E S ... - PeeSvEee-~T… find out what it means to me”
Jimothy
Spiderface.
"I am an early bird and a night owl, which means i'm wise..... And I have worms"
"Webster's Dictionary defines 'wedding' as two metals fused together..."
I love this character so much. These quotes never get old, no matter how many times I have heard them. Insanely funny!
2:30 I love this line, sums up my life a lot-😂
“I made a mess. I fired Dwight prematurely and replaced him with Andy, who loves this place so much he put a whole in it.”
Can't believe they didn't include the fan favorite, "ohhhh how the turn tables,..."
I'm actually afraid of how much I love him
“I am ready to get hurt again”
6:17 is the best one by far 😂😂😂
I like to be loved and that is different from my need to be praised
My favorite was always what he said after the Micheal Scott Paper Company made their first sale:
“Who would’ve thought, that the one thing that would save this company would be work?”
"Who let the lemonhead inside....you are a waste of time and you should give up"
“Well Michael maybe I underestimated you.”
“Well maybe next time you should estimate me.”
The Toby not part of his family quote is pure genius 😂😂