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  • @ComedyBites
    @ComedyBites  3 роки тому +61

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  • @dwightk.schrute3721
    @dwightk.schrute3721 3 роки тому +4828

    "Dont be an idiot" changed my life.

    • @Joeyczhu
      @Joeyczhu 3 роки тому +47

      KISS. Keep it simple, stupid

    • @hedgehogcuber6848
      @hedgehogcuber6848 3 роки тому +14

      @@Joeyczhu Hurts my feelings every time

    • @giada2918
      @giada2918 3 роки тому +81

      Whenever I'm about to do something, I think: " would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do NOT do that thing.

    • @husaynbootwala1729
      @husaynbootwala1729 3 роки тому +21

      Identity theft is not a joke jim, millions of families suffer every year.

    • @juicebloom
      @juicebloom 3 роки тому

      kiss!

  • @rednaxela69
    @rednaxela69 3 роки тому +5872

    How could they leave out “well well well, how the turn tables...”

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 3 роки тому +3426

    "I'm an early bird and night owl. So I am wise, and... I have worms."
    Still one of the underrated M. Scott quotes.

    • @deepsharma8591
      @deepsharma8591 3 роки тому +28

      Early bird gets the bird

    • @heysup7014
      @heysup7014 3 роки тому +2

      I'm your 666th like

    • @vsezaye
      @vsezaye 2 роки тому +12

      Who's your worm guy?

    • @kaitlynmiller1833
      @kaitlynmiller1833 2 роки тому

      @@heysup7014

    • @malhar073
      @malhar073 2 роки тому

      What does i have worms means? Can anyone explain that quote

  • @keshavvaidhya8082
    @keshavvaidhya8082 3 роки тому +915

    "Little kid lover, in that way people will know exactly where my priorities are"
    - Michael

  • @juansecatella1705
    @juansecatella1705 3 роки тому +2264

    One of my favourites is after Michael tells Pam about him and her mom:
    *"That could have gone one of two ways. But I never expected her to get upset."*

    • @jaxeden
      @jaxeden 3 роки тому +35

      This is so funny I missed it when watching…
      Every line is so intentional

    • @lailas-in-space
      @lailas-in-space 3 роки тому +28

      I wanna know what he expected to happen. He probably expected her to accept him as his new father XD

  • @comedyhub9679
    @comedyhub9679 3 роки тому +1773

    "Tell David to call me ASAP as possible"
    😂😂

    • @stigv5474
      @stigv5474 3 роки тому +1

      Not that funny tbh

    • @comedyhub9679
      @comedyhub9679 3 роки тому +93

      @@stigv5474 It is when Michael says it

    • @SahibpreetKaur
      @SahibpreetKaur 3 роки тому +1

      hahahaha good one

    • @yaseenkallayi425
      @yaseenkallayi425 3 роки тому +1

      smh my head

    • @murcielagoXO
      @murcielagoXO 2 роки тому +12

      David: "Hello sweetie!"
      Michael: "This is not sweetie this is MICHAEL SCOTT!"

  • @shabnammother962
    @shabnammother962 3 роки тому +412

    "And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do"

  • @hellofin02
    @hellofin02 3 роки тому +907

    "STANLEY, STANLEY, BARACK IS PRESIDENT!!! YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY!!" cracks me up everytime

    • @elenajoseph6630
      @elenajoseph6630 3 роки тому +17

      that entire cold open gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wansamekharumnuid925
    @wansamekharumnuid925 3 роки тому +530

    "There is no such thing as an appropriate joke
    ...that’s why it’s a joke"
    - Michael Scott

  • @akw1819
    @akw1819 3 роки тому +497

    “Why are you the way that you are? Honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be”

  • @Mario-xx7jn
    @Mario-xx7jn 3 роки тому +691

    “I don’t care if you’re gay or straight or overweight just get into the conference room.”

  • @MarfaDarf
    @MarfaDarf Рік тому +144

    ''I would never say it to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.'' - Michael Scott

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant Рік тому +19

      Oscar : "Why would not say that to her face ?!"

  • @lailas-in-space
    @lailas-in-space 3 роки тому +1044

    "As a doctor, you would not tell a patient that they have cancer"

  • @abeydou4372
    @abeydou4372 3 роки тому +1570

    "You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take" - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

    • @owencreatescontent7073
      @owencreatescontent7073 3 роки тому +43

      “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - Abeydou

    • @thetruth9803
      @thetruth9803 3 роки тому +2

      @@owencreatescontent7073 "fk off" - TheTruth

    • @michaelpp5125
      @michaelpp5125 3 роки тому +1

      @@thetruth9803 “hey guys” - me :)

    • @yashgupta7150
      @yashgupta7150 2 роки тому

      Best quote !

    • @julia77__
      @julia77__ 4 місяці тому

      which episode? season?

  • @averagestreamer5854
    @averagestreamer5854 3 роки тому +2029

    Is it just me, but “fool me twice, strike three” actually is a good one to live by?

    • @leannna
      @leannna 3 роки тому +21

      I swear there was a song with a lyric similar to that

    • @sofia_6005
      @sofia_6005 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@leannna yeah, I think the song is "no time to die" by billie eilish
      guess it's that part of the lyrics: "fool me once, fool me twice"
      or I'm just completely wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @televal5204
      @televal5204 3 роки тому +13

      @@sofia_6005 not only that, Rainn Wilson went to Billies house and questioned her about The Office trivia to see if she were really a big fan

    • @televal5204
      @televal5204 3 роки тому +12

      @@sofia_6005 but the actual song they may be referring to is "fool my once, strike one, fool me twice, strike three" by Rosematter

    • @aryanbharadwaj2286
      @aryanbharadwaj2286 3 роки тому +22

      @@leannna fool me one time, shame on you. fool me two times, can't put the blame on you- j.cole

  • @jocelyncorrea835
    @jocelyncorrea835 2 роки тому +260

    Jan:”I guess I underestimated you”
    Michael: “Okay well maybe next time you will estimate me”

  • @kodywalker1058
    @kodywalker1058 3 роки тому +365

    “There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It’s like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.”

  • @mavejames9338
    @mavejames9338 3 роки тому +310

    Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.

    • @coffeestain8147
      @coffeestain8147 3 роки тому +6

      I think he misspelled wedding to welding 😭

  • @shaymitchell3689
    @shaymitchell3689 3 роки тому +440

    *”I need two men on this. That what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!”*

    • @g.americo10
      @g.americo10 3 роки тому +2

      this one should come in a shell 😂😂😂

    • @laestrella9727
      @laestrella9727 10 місяців тому +1

      Love that one.. delivery was perfect

    • @Beefsneeze9
      @Beefsneeze9 2 місяці тому +1

      He battles with his inner thoughts and delivers it perfectly

  • @nitinchauhan365
    @nitinchauhan365 3 роки тому +233

    "Dwight,you ignorant SL*T" is by far the best Michael Scott quote I've heard

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +719

    "I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other"
    *Sweet home Electric City*

    • @paveldemchenko6752
      @paveldemchenko6752 3 роки тому +14

      Every parents dream

    • @denisesoria3115
      @denisesoria3115 3 роки тому +1

      I SEE YOU IN EVERY VIDEO COMMENT SECTION WE HAVE LIKE EVERYTHING THE SAME LIKING

    • @AnasKhan-mi1yx
      @AnasKhan-mi1yx 2 роки тому +3

      Scranton what !!!

    • @emrysheidi
      @emrysheidi 2 роки тому +3

      @@AnasKhan-mi1yx the electric city

  • @theartofpixels
    @theartofpixels 3 роки тому +1267

    “The worst thing about prison was the dementors”

    • @spectre6275
      @spectre6275 3 роки тому +47

      "And you my friend would be the belle of the ball, don't drop the soap don't drop the soap"

    • @LakerGold24-8
      @LakerGold24-8 3 роки тому +16

      "Yeah, well thank you, Andy. Tanks."

    • @sweettea527
      @sweettea527 3 роки тому +2

      You mean like Harry Potter?

    • @arjavmehta4655
      @arjavmehta4655 3 роки тому +2

      There are no movies in prison

  • @ammarkhan6883
    @ammarkhan6883 3 роки тому +1152

    Whoever wrote Michael Scott dialogues is a genius 👌

    • @belleliu7921
      @belleliu7921 3 роки тому +122

      you know the actor for mose wrote it right? his name is michael shurr. freaking legend

    • @The-Dudeee
      @The-Dudeee 3 роки тому +38

      @@belleliu7921 I did not know that. Thank you.

    • @belleliu7921
      @belleliu7921 3 роки тому +152

      @@The-Dudeee the actors for Ryan and Kelly are also 2 of the main writers. which i find so hilariously ironic because they are 2 of the dumber characters in the show haha

    • @Synapticgamingchannel
      @Synapticgamingchannel 3 роки тому +95

      @@belleliu7921 also paul lieberstein aka toby is a writer, amazing how they involved in acting

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 роки тому +55

      @@belleliu7921 The writers split episodes between them and then after writing would make edits. So all the writers wrote for Michael, not just Mike Schur.

  • @deveshbhambhani8896
    @deveshbhambhani8896 3 роки тому +294

    "A good manager doesn't fire people, he hires people.
    People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business."

    • @xox0143
      @xox0143 3 роки тому +13

      This is actually some I really cherish

  • @rp71284
    @rp71284 3 роки тому +176

    "This wine has an oaky afterbirth"

  • @halyketarrant
    @halyketarrant 3 роки тому +358

    “I’m not a bad guy! I’m a good guy... who runs over women with his car.”

    • @LakerGold24-8
      @LakerGold24-8 3 роки тому +4

      The outtakes of Steve trying to get that line out are almost funnier than the actual line. You can tell how funny it is by how hard he tries to say it and not break.
      Best show ever created besides BrBa

  • @MF_JONES
    @MF_JONES 3 роки тому +454

    I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist. I should've known... "Poop ball?"

  • @shiprasingh6360
    @shiprasingh6360 3 роки тому +133

    "Powerpoints are the peacocks of the world. All show, no meat." My forever favorite quote.

  • @bree7973
    @bree7973 3 роки тому +681

    "No rest for the sick." Now every time I'm sick, I live by that quote.
    *Edit: My other favorite thing Michael has said was "My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many of them." Most underrated quote from Michael Scott/His mom*

    • @chrismccaffrey8256
      @chrismccaffrey8256 3 роки тому +5

      Please rest when you're sick :)

    • @mabuixa
      @mabuixa 3 роки тому +8

      That's actually a nice concept to accept mediocrity and that there's nothing wrong with it.

    • @waldensiansylph4869
      @waldensiansylph4869 2 роки тому +2

      It’s originally from Abraham Lincoln, in slightly different words. He said he had a dream where a man was commenting that he looked too common/ average to be president. He quipped “the Lord prefers common looking people. That’s why he made so many of us”.
      Bookworm here 😅

  • @artinthewater
    @artinthewater 3 роки тому +109

    “Desperate situations yield the quickest results” is actually one of the smartest things I’ve ever heard

  • @emailforyoutube1105
    @emailforyoutube1105 3 роки тому +76

    "I am so impressed with the potential you see in me"
    Michael G. Scott

  • @myloveisgod
    @myloveisgod 3 роки тому +54

    "But, you know, I’m not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home."

  • @ale942009
    @ale942009 3 роки тому +174

    "well, jan has this schoolgirl fantasy...i just...i feel uncomfortable wearing the dress."

  • @SomeOrdinaryMan
    @SomeOrdinaryMan 3 роки тому +64

    Underrated quote
    "Well, got almost everybody, so...Holly's my family now. She's my family, and the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?"

  • @joeb5958
    @joeb5958 3 роки тому +110

    Oscar: “So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…”
    Michael: “I’ll be six.”

  • @LoicReviews
    @LoicReviews 2 роки тому +15

    I never realised that Michael basically did a typo and searched for "welding" lmaooo

  • @srock1165
    @srock1165 3 роки тому +46

    i'll just leave this here
    0:00 "an improversation"
    0:10 "afraid of how much they love me"
    0:32 "you guy are 2 metals...gold medals"
    0:54 "i'm a little stitious"
    1:09 "idc if he murdered his entire family"
    1:17 "WELL I HATED IT A LOT!"
    1:50 "don't ever, for any reason..."
    2:28 "i have cause- it is be cause i hate him"
    2:45 "it's every parents dream"
    2:57 "but fool me twice, strike three"
    3:14 "if a baby were president"
    4:04 "an office is for not dying"
    4:19 "happy bday jesus- sry ur party's so lame"
    4:33 "STANLEY BARACK IS PRESIDENT!"
    4:42 "you don't arrest a guy delivering drugs from one guy to another"
    4:56 "the worst thing about prison was the dementaws"
    5:18 🎶 first i was afraid i was petrified 🎶
    5:30 "he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family"
    5:41 "whomever's name is toby"
    5:58 "i'm gonna start dating her even harder"
    6:11 "this office is like a dragon"
    6:17 "i'd shoot toby twice"
    6:24 "should've burned this place down when i had the chance"
    6:35 "and who is jesus's dad?"
    6:43 "so sue me- no, don't sue me"
    7:03 "come on, i need this!"
    7:15 "i'm optimistic because everyday i get a little more desperate"
    7:32 "think. think with your head, Pam"

  • @lucadellamaddalena44
    @lucadellamaddalena44 3 роки тому +147

    Apparently in the medicine community negative means good, which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would be chaos

  • @abbyhoffman253
    @abbyhoffman253 3 роки тому +234

    I would give literally anything in order to watch the office for the first time again

    • @virtualbro8571
      @virtualbro8571 3 роки тому +2

      Include me too

    • @hastwper6682
      @hastwper6682 3 роки тому +7

      Have your cousin hit your head with baseball bat , worked for me but only for the first time .

    • @Myopnion123
      @Myopnion123 2 роки тому

      @@hastwper6682 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cam0987
      @cam0987 2 роки тому +2

      I still haven't completed it.

    • @x1dl
      @x1dl 2 роки тому

      I’ve never seen it i guess i should

  • @pollianylima13
    @pollianylima13 3 роки тому +44

    He had no arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear, or speak. This is how he led a nation.
    -Michael Scott

  • @gulz4u
    @gulz4u 3 роки тому +368

    Some of these are actually full of wisdom. ❤️

    • @manuk2803
      @manuk2803 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂 yeahh

    • @phillipwalk3r
      @phillipwalk3r 3 роки тому +11

      The first one though-

    • @darkfire170
      @darkfire170 3 роки тому +3

      That’s what she said

    • @giada2918
      @giada2918 3 роки тому +13

      Tbh I'm not a native speaker and I always thought that the "fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice, strike three" was legit a thing bc it kinda makes sense lol

    • @gulz4u
      @gulz4u 3 роки тому +2

      @@giada2918 Yeah. That does make sense actually 😁

  • @aayushkr3524
    @aayushkr3524 3 роки тому +122

    "I saved a life today...my own"

  • @cir0plus
    @cir0plus 3 роки тому +51

    "of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, of all the idiot worlds, you stand alone"

    • @lem.9120
      @lem.9120 Рік тому

      when was that?

    • @donenone2544
      @donenone2544 5 місяців тому

      @@lem.9120goodbye Toby. Last episode of season 4, at the interview

  • @michaelvillasis1264
    @michaelvillasis1264 3 роки тому +45

    "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 роки тому +124

    I want people to be afraid of how much they love me actually sums up Michael’s psyche perfectly .❤️

  • @kdgadi
    @kdgadi 3 роки тому +64

    That phyllis wedding quote is so underrated! I lost it when he said "gold medals" the first time I lost it.

    • @virtualbro8571
      @virtualbro8571 3 роки тому

      I didn't get it.... please help me

    • @pakshalbagrecha9074
      @pakshalbagrecha9074 3 роки тому +4

      @@virtualbro8571 he said (looked up) the defination of welding instead of wedding, and then medals istead of metals. Ans it's just the he could say it like something very touchy, when he doesn't even know what he is saying...

    • @NicoleCzarnecki
      @NicoleCzarnecki 2 роки тому

      @@pakshalbagrecha9074 , actually, “wedding” does have a definition related to welding.

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr its so clever the medals vs metals part, I wish I knew who wrote that specific line

    • @youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602
      @youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602 2 роки тому +1

      “The most important part of a speech is the opening line”
      - Michael Scott

  • @levifromthehood
    @levifromthehood 3 роки тому +31

    Let's be honest, Season 1-7 is a huge Michael Scott once said moment.
    You can only love this guy.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +73

    As a fellow philosopher,
    Michael Scott only speaks the language of the gods

  • @nitishvishwanathhatapaki
    @nitishvishwanathhatapaki 3 роки тому +41

    "I Would Never Call Him That If I Knew. You Don't Call Retarded People Retards, It's Bad Taste. You Call Your Friends Retards When They Are Acting Retarded. And I Consider Oscar A Friend."
    -M. Scott

  • @addisonwurth6541
    @addisonwurth6541 3 роки тому +64

    “we’re not gonna die of radon, we’re gonna die of boredom”

    • @leahjoy6422
      @leahjoy6422 3 роки тому +11

      Toby: Radon is a silent killer
      Michael: You're the silent killer
      Toby (whispering): You'll see

    • @foundmee
      @foundmee 3 роки тому +1

      This is so underrated 🤣🤣

    • @DjokerFan
      @DjokerFan 3 роки тому

      @@leahjoy6422 and the strangler was born!

  • @distinctivenobody
    @distinctivenobody 3 роки тому +66

    I love the format of this clip. The lead up to the quote where you might not know what it is and the revelation with the imposed comment is *chef's kiss. Do more of these please!

    • @myeahonline
      @myeahonline 3 роки тому

      Right? Out-of-context is funny too, but giving the backstory to the line really puts Michael’s character into perspective.

  • @thezealot4159
    @thezealot4159 3 роки тому +34

    "everyone deserves a second second chance"

  • @cfn2661
    @cfn2661 3 роки тому +23

    “WHERE ARE THE TURTLESSSSSSS”

  • @ronaldbanks-mw2ou
    @ronaldbanks-mw2ou Рік тому +2

    1:59 the absolute funniest sentence ever, from anyone that's anywhere at anytime whatsoever for any reason in anyway

  • @mavejames9338
    @mavejames9338 3 роки тому +20

    I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.

  • @Dandylion567
    @Dandylion567 3 роки тому +31

    The part at 5:28 is actually so incredibly clever because he went from one song about staying alive to another about being able to survive. It's the definition of "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."

  • @pixelknight1295
    @pixelknight1295 3 роки тому +22

    "they took away my parking space but they can't take away my pride"

  • @annabanna123
    @annabanna123 3 роки тому +47

    “It’s going to be huge. We’re going to have UA-cam come out and film it.”

  • @artiegoodman5571
    @artiegoodman5571 3 роки тому +106

    "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"

  • @michaeldunkle9071
    @michaeldunkle9071 3 роки тому +30

    “Oh it’s just a social club, like the French Revolution .”

  • @darroosay
    @darroosay 3 роки тому +18

    “No Dwight. Respect. R E S-svee-T find out what it means to me!”

  • @patarikisoterion9899
    @patarikisoterion9899 3 роки тому +41

    “I hate so much about the things you choose to be”- Michael Scott

  • @Abbekej
    @Abbekej 3 роки тому +11

    "An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max.... An office is a place where dreams come true."

  • @Itztophat
    @Itztophat 3 роки тому +45

    Pam: "Be Quiet My Mother is coming" Michael: "That's what she Said...No...wait...

  • @danielmorales4496
    @danielmorales4496 3 роки тому +12

    "Fax?, Why don't you just bring it over on a dinosaur"

  • @harshmudliar3737
    @harshmudliar3737 Рік тому +8

    You didn't pick my favourite from the CPR scene:
    " If we come across someone with no arms and legs, do we bother resuscitating them? .......... Pam's reaction too is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGeekMonster
    @TheGeekMonster 3 роки тому +14

    3:05 I just noticed the certificate on the wall behind Michael is for owning a watch, not for anything work-related LOL.

  • @matthewposton3243
    @matthewposton3243 3 роки тому +19

    6:07 Well that could’ve gone one of two ways…but I did not expect Pam to get upset

  • @Jayzone702
    @Jayzone702 2 роки тому +3

    Michael really confused wedding and welding. God the writers on this show were amazing

  • @Soccerwizzard1234
    @Soccerwizzard1234 3 роки тому +14

    "I will divide and count to it"
    -Michael Scott

  • @OzDKhaby
    @OzDKhaby 2 роки тому +9

    1:54 a perfect example of Michael starting a sentence without knowing how it's gonna end

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 2 роки тому

      As one of my teachers one said to me "First thinking, then talking."

    • @walter6636
      @walter6636 2 роки тому

      it's from the same scene

  • @CarlyGayJepsen
    @CarlyGayJepsen 2 роки тому +3

    “I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family, he’s like a son to me” this way such a clever joke I didn’t get it at first LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @BlueGearHeads
    @BlueGearHeads 3 роки тому +4

    thank you for including the context for all of these instead of just putting them in a vacuum! So much better with context.

  • @MuraGX
    @MuraGX 3 роки тому +24

    Michael: “…This chat. Two men, one white, one latina.”

  • @kai_21
    @kai_21 3 роки тому +4

    “Yeah, I’m trying to lure these kids into my booth. But, uh, kids are very wary of being lured these days. Thank you Dateline.”

  • @alexander1995s
    @alexander1995s 2 роки тому +4

    "Why are you.. the way that you are?" My all-time favorite Michael Scott quote

  • @mskrisemilie
    @mskrisemilie 3 роки тому +18

    The best thing about his show is the facial expressions/mannerisms. Hands down.

  • @sarah-angelhopa6347
    @sarah-angelhopa6347 2 роки тому +5

    my all time favourite is his phrases of “yessh” & “yeppers” 😂😂

  • @SithArbiter1157
    @SithArbiter1157 2 роки тому +3

    Dwight: Don't do it, Michael!
    Michael: (whispers) It's a million dollar sale...

  • @VictorinoLive
    @VictorinoLive 2 роки тому +1

    “I LOVE THIS WOMAAANNNN”

  • @rathisivakumar3525
    @rathisivakumar3525 3 роки тому +4

    "I knew exactly what to do but in a much more sense I had no idea what to do"
    -Michael Gary Scott

  • @RoshanSingh-hq8il
    @RoshanSingh-hq8il 3 роки тому +18

    He never fails to put a smile on my face
    "That's what she said"

  • @TheGeekMonster
    @TheGeekMonster 3 роки тому +15

    I demand a second version of Michael Scott quotes.

  • @MeloKing
    @MeloKing 3 роки тому +11

    “That baby’s gonna have a lot of hair”

  • @sherlock3134
    @sherlock3134 3 роки тому +135

    I wish there was a dictionary full of words and phrases that Michael misquoted

    • @BiasedSportsFan
      @BiasedSportsFan 3 роки тому +7

      That would probably be the only dictionary I would ever use lol

    • @lrzhi
      @lrzhi 3 роки тому +7

      “RESPECT. R E S ... - PeeSvEee-~T… find out what it means to me”

    • @vsezaye
      @vsezaye 2 роки тому +2

      Jimothy

    • @Dan_-
      @Dan_- Рік тому +1

      Spiderface.

  • @asterixace2076
    @asterixace2076 3 роки тому +3

    "I am an early bird and a night owl, which means i'm wise..... And I have worms"

  • @Mojo32
    @Mojo32 11 місяців тому +1

    "Webster's Dictionary defines 'wedding' as two metals fused together..."

  • @ryebread7224
    @ryebread7224 Рік тому +1

    I love this character so much. These quotes never get old, no matter how many times I have heard them. Insanely funny!

  • @blackbunnybomb1044
    @blackbunnybomb1044 2 роки тому +3

    2:30 I love this line, sums up my life a lot-😂

  • @weswes-ju5yp
    @weswes-ju5yp 3 роки тому +6

    “I made a mess. I fired Dwight prematurely and replaced him with Andy, who loves this place so much he put a whole in it.”

  • @fulcrumswacademy8892
    @fulcrumswacademy8892 3 роки тому +17

    Can't believe they didn't include the fan favorite, "ohhhh how the turn tables,..."

  • @aaryatodankar4949
    @aaryatodankar4949 3 роки тому +7

    I'm actually afraid of how much I love him

  • @sivum6919
    @sivum6919 3 роки тому +9

    “I am ready to get hurt again”

  • @hostileapple1768
    @hostileapple1768 3 роки тому +10

    6:17 is the best one by far 😂😂😂

  • @surabhimishra15
    @surabhimishra15 8 місяців тому +1

    I like to be loved and that is different from my need to be praised

  • @megaedge2762
    @megaedge2762 Рік тому +1

    My favorite was always what he said after the Micheal Scott Paper Company made their first sale:
    “Who would’ve thought, that the one thing that would save this company would be work?”

  • @emailforyoutube1105
    @emailforyoutube1105 3 роки тому +2

    "Who let the lemonhead inside....you are a waste of time and you should give up"

  • @stefos01
    @stefos01 2 роки тому +2

    “Well Michael maybe I underestimated you.”
    “Well maybe next time you should estimate me.”

  • @scottryan1989
    @scottryan1989 3 роки тому +5

    The Toby not part of his family quote is pure genius 😂😂