My head hurts, my new $2000 graphics card just fried itself and I lost 3kg from how much I munted from last nights stream but hey at least the video uploaded. I think it's time for hibernation If you wanna see some tiddies and support the cause go here : www.patreon.com/majorkill If you wanna chat some shit go here : discord.gg/MV7HD6b
The most disgusting legion led by a guy who smells worst than the poor kid who always sat in the corner. Who ended up following a disgusting bloated carcass that smells worst than he and his legion did. I actually hate the Death Guard they are awful on tabletop as well
If somebody rips the nastiest fart of all time, it will smell terrible but you probably begrudgingly respect them for producing such a foul blast. By accepting Nurgle's gifts, it no longer smells bad, you simply bask in the immensity of it. Not sure where I'm going with this, but plague marines probably smell bad.
That reminds me of something that they did behind the scenes on The Walking Dead. Basically they realized the best way to get a greasy, stringy look to the zombie's hair without ruining the actors' hair is to lather it up with a lot of conditioner. The side effect of this however is that it makes the zombies smell really damn good IRL.
After the Horus Heresy... The Big E: "I'm going to sit on my golden throne and take a biiiigggg fat Morty. That's my new word for shit after today's events."
Uhh Fulgrim pretty much embraced chaos too. Sure he got posed at first, but then he got a taste for the pleasures of Slaanesh and willingly embraced chaos actually seeking it out to get his next fix.
You know, as someone whose favourite traitor Primarchs are Mortarion and Lorgar, I feel kinda targeted here. I mean, you're not wrong about Morty, but that just kinda makes it worse.
This really sounds like an Australian! Also the talking bits are excellent. I do wish there was more about the Death Guard. Sorry, I didn't mean Death Guard, that was autocorrect. I meant Death Guard.
I mean, in lore the Death guard legion was literally infected by Nurgle (ironic I know, think that was the point) so it atleast makes sense for them to have turned. Morty was likely either infected himself or made sorta pact serving Nurgle in exchange for not being killed
I really don’t understand how you hate the traitor primarchs so much, they actually do have a ton of legit reasons to hate big E and the loyalists are incredibly boring af, literally no unique flavor beyond LARPing.
Just started 40k again after 14 years where I very briefly played. Chose deathguard because nurgle conversions and paint jobs being g sloppy are lore correct.
Imagine Ronny installing all the butchers nails in his Asrartes, personally... Kharn: I don't know about this one, father?..." Angron: shut up, its gonna be fine. Points at head. See, turned out just fine"
If only their codex wasn't garbage. Also,they have 4 more army spesific troops/products than thousand sons do but they dont have a start collecting box.
Morty, y-y-you can't even kill your adoptive dad Morty *burps*, t-t-that's kinda pathetic Morty. *burps* I-I-I guess I have to do everything myself don't I Morty?
Mortarion wasn’t bald! in the books it depicts him with long lush dark hair. Like a thirsty soy boy with daddy didn’t love me vibes hair. Oh and I have just discovered your channel big fan.
PS: you say Morty has bad taste, however he made Garro his Equerry. Morty liked Garro, and genuinely wanted his allegiance,against Typhons opinions...;)
Disagree with Pre-Heresy Death Guard being boring, but more details on the Dusk Raiders would have been cool to see. Also I agree Typhus is an enormous prick.
Human civilian chances of survival in a faction's planet (I ain't too familiar with these factions just bare with me) Eldar:23% Imperium:60% Ork:0% (not big surprise) Tau:56% Tyranid:come on,they eat everything
Warhammer players are bad, but imagine a Magic the Gathering player. I went to a room where one was by accident, you would think they all worship nurgle
-Acts like a father -Emps choose one Emps pretty much treated morty like necare on their first meeting. And considering necare was the most abusive of all the primarch parents that rely doesn’t make a good start for the emps getting mortarions appriciation.
Nickster More like either you kill necare now or you will bow to me. Rather similar to necare whi threw monsters at mortarion for training and every time he had to save him from them beat him over it both verbaly and physicaly. The enperor showing up and “bailing” mortarion out did not in any way make mortarion like him. In fact that is where the rift between the two began.
Imperial guard general: Throw more men at the problem. Sooner or later the mountain of guardsmen corpses will become usable as a defense structure. Mortarion: *taking notes*
*Mortarion crashes on Barbarus* Warlord: Huh, another baby. Well! Time to kill it-- wait. This baby just fell from space, and is able to breath in all these clouds of toxic gas WITHOUT dying, maybe this isn't a normal baby. Maybe I should keep it and raise him as my own. Huh, amazing what I can accomplish when I'm not committing child murder.
i can see him in his mountain fortress asking his zombies if they have any baby formula for morty. like “ayo, we got any baby formula, this random ass baby i found outside that can be useful to me.”
I still love how the Tau's part of Psychic Awakening was almost getting wiped out by the Death Guard, only surviving because the Death Guard got bored and fucked off.
Mortarion may end up being redeemed or at least freed from nurgle because nurgle just happens to have the eldar goddess of healing in his realm. Mortarion could be cured and maybe become the avatar of Isha
My favorite part of the whole video: "...they had it the best out of all the traitors. The Emperor's Children we're all drug addicted rapists, the World Eaters are insane and in constant agony, the Thousand Suns got turned into a dust based automaton, and the Word Bearers had Lorgar as their Primarch" 🤣
13:44 "Each of the traitor primarchs was claimed agaisnt their will, except Lorgar..." Little did you know, Lorgar was molested by a Slaanesh Priest when he was in his covent. This is canon, change my mind.
I mean if we go the religious arguement here - you could just say that there's not any proof that he WASN'T molested in a convent by a low-key slaaneshi priest.
Please can you explain ? You say "redone". So the end times never happened ? Or the world was reconstructed by... whatever ? That's great news actually cause it's my favorite fantasy setting after 40k.
Every time I think of the Deathguard, I just remember Big E’s hypothetical solution for the Tyranids. “ *Has anyone ever considered fucking disinfectant?* “ “ *Just make a giant spray-can in space and fill it with disinfectant* “
@@richieriversiii354, a question as old as the death guard and the emperor's children themselves i have to say Emperor's children don't think the Death Guard, get active in that way much
A Concerned Commissar You may not like the truth but I think the death guard, at least one somehow, is clean from all STI/D’s. So if you wanted to go ham at one chaos marine... hope you like stinky old men :)
@@richieriversiii354 definitely death guard. They live with all those diseases no matter what. It won't kill them. Emperors children can't spread it because everything they fuck dies.
Deathguard are scary. Alpha Legion put me more at unease. They've been left so deliberately vague. Certain things they do benefit the Imperium. Other things not so much
I personally beleive that the primarchs are well shown, as once currupted by chaos, it is very hard to make your own decisions or be sane. Dont forget Horus was shown a vision off the wrong future which messed him up to accept chas by accident. Fuck Erebus.
I know is a cliche phrase at this point but Morty is a clear example of the old: "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
My head hurts, my new $2000 graphics card just fried itself and I lost 3kg from how much I munted from last nights stream but hey at least the video uploaded.
I think it's time for hibernation
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The most disgusting legion led by a guy who smells worst than the poor kid who always sat in the corner.
Who ended up following a disgusting bloated carcass that smells worst than he and his legion did.
I actually hate the Death Guard they are awful on tabletop as well
Honestly mate that stream was funny as fuck
Majorkill did Lorgar really diddle some kids?
Can you do Emperor'a children next
@@blakecharres Yes
The adventures of Big E and Morty. Beautiful Majorkill.
Pickle EmpeRick?
I could behold this heresy.....
Plus he kind of is a skelepickle already
@@thewretchedpleb7484 He's a goddamn onion
And now in the rick and morty multiverse there is the God Rick Of Rick kind and Mortarion Morty
@@thewretchedpleb7484 God this is cringeworthy.
Imagine if the Death Guard actually smell really good and that's how they get new recruits
If somebody rips the nastiest fart of all time, it will smell terrible but you probably begrudgingly respect them for producing such a foul blast. By accepting Nurgle's gifts, it no longer smells bad, you simply bask in the immensity of it.
Not sure where I'm going with this, but plague marines probably smell bad.
If they smell good, they would probably be Slaanesh marines
That reminds me of something that they did behind the scenes on The Walking Dead. Basically they realized the best way to get a greasy, stringy look to the zombie's hair without ruining the actors' hair is to lather it up with a lot of conditioner. The side effect of this however is that it makes the zombies smell really damn good IRL.
@@Turk3YbAstErwhat
@@Turk3YbAstEr Strangely enough, I totally get what you're saying.
Majorkill: Chaos didn't want to get its cheeks clapped
Slaanesh: Am I a joke to you ?
Big E's schlong is the one schlong Slaanesh can't handle
She proably does not like his prefrence for stabile relationships.
Khorne, gork and mork are the only ones big e would unable to handle being ass claped by them.
@@sonicsucks20 sounds like heresy but ok
Yes.
It is such a waste that the strongest legion has a primarch with the saltiest sense of entitlement.
Imagine singlehandedly conquering an entire planet only to fall during the final encounter, but get saved before your cheeks get clapped.
Dont talk about my primarch like that!!
Dont talk like that of pertubaro
I like Nurgle! He goes squish when I pick my nose
Worse or the same as Perturabo's?
After the Horus Heresy...
The Big E: "I'm going to sit on my golden throne and take a biiiigggg fat Morty. That's my new word for shit after today's events."
" The planet had *mega AIDS* "
Alright fine, I'll sub already
Uhh Fulgrim pretty much embraced chaos too.
Sure he got posed at first, but then he got a taste for the pleasures of Slaanesh and willingly embraced chaos actually seeking it out to get his next fix.
You know, as someone whose favourite traitor Primarchs are Mortarion and Lorgar, I feel kinda targeted here.
I mean, you're not wrong about Morty, but that just kinda makes it worse.
LoL that Rick n Morty conversation. Oh geesh, oh man, you stole my kill.
When listing the traitor legions you forgot the alpha legion, and they have it the best because they are unchanged
That was actually a pretty good imatation rick, nice job bro.
No! Coronavirus is the creation of mighty-glorious Clan Pestilens! Yes-yes!
This really sounds like an Australian! Also the talking bits are excellent. I do wish there was more about the Death Guard. Sorry, I didn't mean Death Guard, that was autocorrect. I meant Death Guard.
So the ad was perfectly timed for the video.
"They whispered to eachother...Bro..."
...LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!
GOD DAMN IT
If Mortarion constantly smelt like shit from day one, then his legion smells like Nurgle from day two.
love how he uses one image of the litch king and now this is labeled as a wow video
9:06 Agree. Literally the only traitor Primarch who has a really tragic story that makes his fall understandable is Magnus.
I mean, in lore the Death guard legion was literally infected by Nurgle (ironic I know, think that was the point) so it atleast makes sense for them to have turned. Morty was likely either infected himself or made sorta pact serving Nurgle in exchange for not being killed
Nurgle will take a shower before Imperial Guard Breaks
Death Guard during the Siege of Terra would have been a terrifying enemy
I haven't washed my balls in 6 months in hope nurge will bestow his gifts upon me!
Typhon's new name, Typhus comes from typhus fever, a plague spread by ticks. The fuckers
I really don’t understand how you hate the traitor primarchs so much, they actually do have a ton of legit reasons to hate big E and the loyalists are incredibly boring af, literally no unique flavor beyond LARPing.
I like the salamanders. they have fire and hugs
Hell yeah , great video my friend.
So Mortarion became his adoptive father. Definitely sounds like a tragedy play
Just started 40k again after 14 years where I very briefly played. Chose deathguard because nurgle conversions and paint jobs being g sloppy are lore correct.
Imagine Ronny installing all the butchers nails in his Asrartes, personally...
Kharn: I don't know about this one, father?..."
Angron: shut up, its gonna be fine. Points at head. See, turned out just fine"
If only their codex wasn't garbage. Also,they have 4 more army spesific troops/products than thousand sons do but they dont have a start collecting box.
Death Guard had such a good vibe though, just drop in, do their thing, and move on. No emblems, no insignias, known only because they were unknown.
I gained at least 10 points of IQ watching this.
Your narration is second to none. That was great. Lmfao.
the only thing I expect from each video now is the Emperor cheek clapping the galaxy
Morty, y-y-you can't even kill your adoptive dad Morty *burps*, t-t-that's kinda pathetic Morty.
*burps* I-I-I guess I have to do everything myself don't I Morty?
"And the word bearers had Logar as their Primarch" No matter what twisted fate the warp or dark eldar can produce. Nothing is worse than this.
That was a pretty spot on impression
They can lose every battle and still win the war, the strongest demonic legion
Mega Aids... One step above Super Aids.
But Thousand Sons
The whole bald theory has one major fabulous flaw: Fulgrim whose the exact opposite of bald
Grandpa loves you.
Morty really is his fathers son smh. Love ur channel Majorkill
Great story telling, subbed.
Mortarion wasn’t bald! in the books it depicts him with long lush dark hair. Like a thirsty soy boy with daddy didn’t love me vibes hair.
Oh and I have just discovered your channel big fan.
Fuck me that drunk stream was hilarious
Nice video mate
PS: you say Morty has bad taste, however he made Garro his Equerry. Morty liked Garro, and genuinely wanted his allegiance,against Typhons opinions...;)
If you were right that ⅓ of each were loyalists, and that they killed twice as many as died, then they would all have been whipped out on both sides.
hentai of each (fem ver) primarch, when????
p.s. legit great idea
I just came here to call morty an old smelly bag.
Poor Vulkan. Vilkan lives!
Is it me or did you say the Dusk raider at 3:39 were from Albania 🇦🇱
So Morty turned the Dusk Raiders into the Pixies from Fairly Oddparents?
Disagree with Pre-Heresy Death Guard being boring, but more details on the Dusk Raiders would have been cool to see. Also I agree Typhus is an enormous prick.
But...Vulkan is bald...he's the best boi. So not ALL that were bald were traitors
"unless they're black"
Human civilian chances of survival in a faction's planet (I ain't too familiar with these factions just bare with me)
Eldar:23%
Imperium:60%
Ork:0% (not big surprise)
Tau:56%
Tyranid:come on,they eat everything
'The best out of all the traitor legions' (refuses to mention the Alpha legion) maybe they aren't traitors. Who knows TBH?
DEATH GUARDS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!
Amazing video
Nice..... Stinky but nice....
Wonder if you could do the Deathwatch?
I still want to know who the 2 fallen Primarchs are, and what they did...
Oh jeez
- morty
Morty did have hair btw
Make a video on the OG, Garviel Loken, and I will stop being a Morty
So you won’t explain nurgle stuff but you can explain the primarch origins every other one
Major that steam was somthing else lol, who faired worse you or Sam?
The home planet of Morty just like my town looks like shit and smells the same
I don't really like the Death Guard, because they're disgusting, but damn their models are fun to paint.
Morty........ dang it.
showers were healthy
Can you cover the Yu'vath next
I'd brave the Garden of Nurgle before entering the home of a Warhammer player.
How would you tell the difference?
I’m sure they’re just role playing
Imagine the smell.
Warhammer players are bad, but imagine a Magic the Gathering player.
I went to a room where one was by accident, you would think they all worship nurgle
I thought those were synonymous.
Big E: comon’ morty **burp** lets go on a crusade
Mortarion: **gas mask mumbles**
Aw geez Big E
HEY WE ARE GAS MASK BOIS NOT HIM
@@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 that’s cool but it’s death korp
@@peenyyt4921 i know i made the acc at 3am for a joke and now i just use it
@@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 you know you can change the name
It is assumed rather than proven that Mortarion and his Legion smell bad. As anyone smells them dies before they can give a definitive answer.
Prince Teclis
Ever smelled a maggot ridden corpse? They definitely smell rotten
Heathen Pride maybe they where deodorant
@CXVII 117 R Slaaneshy boi's smell awful but you can't tell because Slaanesh just makes that your new fetish and suddenly bad smells are good smells.
The fact that Teclis is commenting about his knowledge on 40k lore confuses me.
Some of the most distinguished connoisseurs enjoy the putrid fragrance of emu ejaculate and 3-week old lasagna.
Good voice acting on morty and "Daddy"
Life goals complete
That was quality
Nurgle: *gets close to killing Guilliman*
Khorne: “and I took that personally.”
I mean he is the God of killing shit. I would have been too.
Bros name is corn??
Guilliman still won via plot armor.
Sorry, but what do you mean?
*Emps actually acts like a father*
Mortarion: Hates him for it for the rest of his life
To be fair Morty needed that kill for his sick K/D ratio.
-Acts like a father
-Emps
choose one
Emps pretty much treated morty like necare on their first meeting. And considering necare was the most abusive of all the primarch parents that rely doesn’t make a good start for the emps getting mortarions appriciation.
@@teroslarone1171 I based it off:
Offered his help
Did not force his help on him
Gave his help when his son's plan failed
Nickster More like either you kill necare now or you will bow to me.
Rather similar to necare whi threw monsters at mortarion for training and every time he had to save him from them beat him over it both verbaly and physicaly. The enperor showing up and “bailing” mortarion out did not in any way make mortarion like him. In fact that is where the rift between the two began.
Roboute Guilliman Aye und not one person cared to help.
rather sad
Imperial guard general: Throw more men at the problem. Sooner or later the mountain of guardsmen corpses will become usable as a defense structure.
Mortarion: *taking notes*
Imperial Fist: *lists the pros and cons of cadaver-based fortifications*
Orc 1 :Orks, they takun' our tacties!
Orc2: wait, why're you blue?
Someone liked that cringe? Ok, I will too.
*Mortarion crashes on Barbarus*
Warlord: Huh, another baby. Well! Time to kill it-- wait. This baby just fell from space, and is able to breath in all these clouds of toxic gas WITHOUT dying, maybe this isn't a normal baby. Maybe I should keep it and raise him as my own. Huh, amazing what I can accomplish when I'm not committing child murder.
well, you got murdered by the baby's real father.. if that counts as an accomplishment
i can see him in his mountain fortress asking his zombies if they have any baby formula for morty. like “ayo, we got any baby formula, this random ass baby i found outside that can be useful to me.”
I still love how the Tau's part of Psychic Awakening was almost getting wiped out by the Death Guard, only surviving because the Death Guard got bored and fucked off.
This greatly reinforces the Tau's theme, I approve.
"he made 20 demigods"
_Omegon or one of the forgotten Primarchs crying in the corner_
Twenty one depending on how one counts alpharius/omegon
I mean he did say 20 so they only one forgotten here is Omegon.
THE RISER theres 18/19 primarchs, not including the missing/redacted 2...
Omegon is worth only a half of a primarch.
there only are 9 Primarchs, _WHAT HERESY IS THIS IS ?!_
I approve of this video.
Nurgle Your filthiness!!!
But I’m actually for the mechanicus. :)
Even though I'm a man of the blood angels, I can still appreciate some filth from time to time
Hi Papa Nurgle, I’ve been working hard to spread your wonderful gifts of pestilence across the galaxy so that all can join our family.
D-dad!?!?
Can your guys take some showers?
Mortarion may end up being redeemed or at least freed from nurgle because nurgle just happens to have the eldar goddess of healing in his realm. Mortarion could be cured and maybe become the avatar of Isha
That would actually be sick, a primearch pledged to the eldar
@@TheRealJG0 not like that isn’t happening already
@@Aredel The big G is pretty indebted to some of the Eldar as it is.
I'd really love if some of the traitors would redeem themselves.
Redemption is kinda overused trope.
Just burn the fucker and make some new characters.
*There isn't enough promethium in the galaxy to cleanse the filth*-Wammudes, probably.
IS THIS A TTS REFERENCE?
@@indrickboreale7381 Yep, specifically from Wammudes' vid on his favorite primarchs.
@@lorddolamite6141 AYAYAYA!
@i hate anime no
@i hate anime no
My favorite part of the whole video: "...they had it the best out of all the traitors. The Emperor's Children we're all drug addicted rapists, the World Eaters are insane and in constant agony, the Thousand Suns got turned into a dust based automaton, and the Word Bearers had Lorgar as their Primarch" 🤣
World eaters instead of word bears btw.
@@muhmmadmuneeb219 thank you
13:44
"Each of the traitor primarchs was claimed agaisnt their will, except Lorgar..."
Little did you know, Lorgar was molested by a Slaanesh Priest when he was in his covent. This is canon, change my mind.
WHAT
I mean if we go the religious arguement here - you could just say that there's not any proof that he WASN'T molested in a convent by a low-key slaaneshi priest.
Wait, what was that about the mommy of the Primarchs yeeting them across the galaxy because she wanted to protect them?
The irony is that she damned them.
@@vodamiinurl1337they really have a mom now? When was this added? Does she have a name?
Imperator yea, their mother was chaos, undivided. A pretty shitty mom, if you ask me...
Imperator in the siege of terra saturnien novel and yes she has one I can’t remember it tough. Another perpetual as well.
Teros and a small bit in the Valdor novel
Do you think that Settra will return in AoS although he „died“. Could he appear in the Old World, which is being redone right now?
Please can you explain ? You say "redone". So the end times never happened ? Or the world was reconstructed by... whatever ?
That's great news actually cause it's my favorite fantasy setting after 40k.
@@elasolezito They're just going to set some new lore like ~800 years before the end times
Yes I think this isn't the end of Settra
@@gravity000111 Ah cool, thank you Chris ! Guess that's something.
He resisted the temptations of all 4 chaos gods at once, it's not impossible
'A tanned jacked as shit chad...With long flowing hair in the manly way.' Never have I heard such a true statement of the Emperor.
Every time I think of the Deathguard, I just remember Big E’s hypothetical solution for the Tyranids.
“ *Has anyone ever considered fucking disinfectant?* “
“ *Just make a giant spray-can in space and fill it with disinfectant* “
ah yes
the 2nd most tentacled marines
Who do u think has more STDS , the Emperors Children or The Death Guard .
@@richieriversiii354, a question as old as the death guard and the emperor's children themselves
i have to say
Emperor's children
don't think the Death Guard, get active in that way much
A Concerned Commissar
IDK Those Nurglings are some pretty horney MFers.
A Concerned Commissar You may not like the truth but I think the death guard, at least one somehow, is clean from all STI/D’s. So if you wanted to go ham at one chaos marine... hope you like stinky old men :)
@@richieriversiii354 definitely death guard. They live with all those diseases no matter what. It won't kill them. Emperors children can't spread it because everything they fuck dies.
Deathguard are scary. Alpha Legion put me more at unease. They've been left so deliberately vague. Certain things they do benefit the Imperium. Other things not so much
I love your emphasis on “THE GOD EMPEROR OF MAN KIND!”
It's not that Morty was mad that he stole his kill, it's just that it was his entire life goal to kill his father, wich is understandble
And was going to go to the grave without doing that
@@quintondorsey7362 because the big e went “either you kill him now or bow to me and i just destroy your entire life goal.”
that rick impression was spot on you should that more often
Tonight!
It was cringey as hell
I personally beleive that the primarchs are well shown, as once currupted by chaos, it is very hard to make your own decisions or be sane. Dont forget Horus was shown a vision off the wrong future which messed him up to accept chas by accident.
Fuck Erebus.
Shanked and then saw the prophetic vision by Erebus, disguised as Haster Sejanus
Ahem.
Fuck Erebus.
Thank you for your time.
Fuck Erebus, all my homies hate Erebus
I know is a cliche phrase at this point but Morty is a clear example of the old:
"you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
Finally someone recognizes Garviel Loken and Saul Tarvitz
Not to mention Tarik Torgaddon, he was amazing.
"And the War Bearers got Lorgar as their Primarch".
Yap, they got the worse.
5:00 - So the Emperor and Mortarion are just the grimdark versions of Rick and Morty. Gotcha!