It's cold outside. There's no kind of atmosphere...
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- Опубліковано 7 гру 2023
- Idea that popped into my head a while ago. Finally had time to make it. Came together faster than I worried.
Made in Blender and edited in Davinci Resolve.
Enterprise F model from STO. EV Suit model from Star Trek Resurgence.
'Note to self... never get caught reprogramming the Captain's toilet to spew instead of flush...'
This is my headcanon as to why that poor ensign is out there.
Note to self especially on spicy Klingon burrito night😮😮😮😂😂😂😂
Oh the humanity!@@joseventura9685
I suspect this guy got caught on the Holodeck doing something that no one will ever speak of something that would make members of a pagan orgy at Stonehenge turn away in shame. I'll leave your imagination to what this Anson got caught doing on the holiday LOL I think a few people get what I'm pointing at giving Red Dwarf was British.
Note to self don't get caught sniffing the bicycle seat in the women's gym.
Red Dwarf doesn't get enough love. I'll never forget Patrick Stewart's story about first seeing it. He thought it was making fun of Star Trek so he was about to call his agent when the comedy hit and he realized it was just a good fun parody in general. Truly one of the best shows out there.
It is a good story, but Red Dwarf was never a parody. Sometimes it uses ideas previously used in Star Trek, but sometimes TNG used ideas previously used in Red Dwarf!
Thank you. I was going to ask if that intro music sounded like the music from Red Dwarf but you answered my question. Loved Red Dwarf!
You reminded me of the story about Patrick Stewart watching "Galaxy Quest" and I thought that's what you meant, but in other comments people are talking about Mr. Stewart giving the RD salute and watching it on a flight. Hmmm... maybe BOTH stories are true.
Maybe RD live forever.
🤣❤️ ALL love! Star Trek and Red Dwarf have never crossed better. Live long and prosper, Rimmer you 'smeeeg heeead'...
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!
That's why the music sounded somewhat familiar!
“Join starfleet they said, see the galaxy they said…the recruiter said nothing about scrubbing hulls and toilets and vacuuming floors” space cleaning specialist E2 T’ Boing (Druidian)
The 1701-d only had one toilet. Why'd they have to go and crash it?
Loved it. There's a video of Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard giving the Red Dwarf salute.
I remember him talking about flying back to LA while he was filming TNG, and the British Airways in-flight entertainment showing episodes of Red Dwarf. At first he thought the BBC had ripped off Star Trek, but then he saw it was a comedy, and he said he thought it was brilliant.
Red alert! Change all bulbs across the ship! Stand by to return standard bulbs on my command! 😛
The last few seconds of the fly past as the camera moves towards the rear of the ship I really like.
What did that poor Ensign do to be put in charge of ion scouring the hull?
And the better question: how is that Ensign going to get back on Captain Shon’s good side?
Simple, there will be a breach of the warp core, killing everyone i the ship, but not those on the ship. This ship us fitted with an Hologram Doctor.
I should be yelling "Heresy!"... but I'm laughing too much. Thank you.
Not heresy to love all fun sci-fi. I've been a Trek fan since 1966 and a Dwarfer since 1988...damn, I'm old.
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes...
"Three million light-years from Earth, the Starship, Enterprise. Her crew, a group of the best and brightest of the Federation Starfleet, a holographic avatar of the ship's main computer and something that evolved from a self-guided vacuum cleaner. On our long journey, we have learned many strange and wonderful things. The highest form of life in the matereal universe is, indeed, the Preservers and the lowest those who only *think* they're the highest form of life."
i could see this as an intro to a star trek spoof based off red dwarf aswell, doesnt seem out of place at all haha
Lay in a course for Risa...fun fun fun in the suns suns suns 😁
Given how few people remember red dwarf this touched me very deeply. I was exposed to Red Dwarf on Canadian television believe it or not at a very early age and over the years I've seen every episode. I'm afraid there won't be any more episodes I can't imagine them doing more red dwarf unless they finally do a remake of some sort. I so want to see somebody pick the ball up and managed to capture that lightning in a bottle and continue Red Dwarf in some way. There were so many little story arcs that got abandoned and forgotten Dave has two children as an example they literally went as far as showing him being pregnant and never talked about it again. I'm sure a few people remember the episode of Dave being an old man in his 80s and having twin children I think in that episode one or both children died on the dwarf and Dave met his 80 plus year old self with a prosthetic leg or prosthetic arm. Another episode after that they showed Dave getting pregnant but they never explained what happened to the kids they basically never finish the story Eric they originally were where did the kids come from and then some episodes later Dave got pregnant so Dave was the mother LOL but they never explained what happened to the kids. There were so many weird little story arcs that got started and never finished from one series to the next where there was massive gaps between filming. It's hard to believe the guy who played Dave went from being a if I remember correctly Small Time stand up comic to getting that job on red dwarf to eventually becoming a writer and producer on several British sitcoms and television shows soap operas that sort of thing I think he does episodes of Coronation Street now or something like that and he's hosted shows like the British version of robot wars. He's kind of like the William Shatner of British sci-fi anytime he gets a role in anything people are like it's Dave from Red Dwarf where he kind of got Typecast so a lot of his work has been behind the camera outside of Red Dwarf. Some of the gags in the show were just so cute and how they worked in such budget constraints even less of a budget than episodes of Doctor Who. I remember watching Doctor Who was far back as age four and five on channels like PBS in Canada. Red Dwarf just fit right in for me where I was a major Doctor Who nerd. I've been very fortunate that over the years I caught wind here and there of new Seasons continuations made for TV movies and so on with the original cast. It makes me feel old think how old the cast is now Dave literally went from playing old Dave as a gag with a crap ton of makeup to he's now nearly as old as the character he played where he had adult twin Sons. I can't thank you guys enough for doing this UA-cam video it was very touching especially having a little bit of a cheeky poke at Star Trek.
Well didn't one kid die on the bridge?
@@thelarryman482 I'll try and handle that one. The episode they showed the kids one or both kids died and they were adults at that point. In an episode later on they mentioned him getting pregnant about a couple Seasons later which was a tie into where did the Twins come from.but the episode after him being pregnant he was back to normal and the pregnancy was never mentioned again they never mentioned what happened to him being pregnant or what happened to the kids and to this day they've never done a story arc explaining how the two kids ended up with him on the red dwarf for one or both of them to die when they were adults. If memory serves me the episode where it was him with the kids everybody else was gone and he was by himself with two adult children that were his kids it was his little gag at the end of that episode about if Dave had kids where did they come from and that part was answered a couple Seasons later but they've never explained who raised the kids or how the kids ended up on the Red Dwarf or when he had the kids specifically. Doctor Who has done similar stuff like that where they'll start a story and never finish it so it's not something new especially with British television and series that have gone on for 20 and 30 years.
More than likely they actually handle the story about the kids in a book and they've never put it in the series.
I know there's a novel as an example where Dave gets back to Earth and the planet is dead and abandoned and he ends up stranded on Earth. If I'm remembering the story correctly Earth was abandoned by the human race and turned into a Intergalactic dumpster /landfill and when Dave gets back to Earth there's no more humans on the planet planet was abandoned and turned into a giant landfill planet. During a storm he takes shelter in what turns out to be a nose on Mount Rushmore it turns out he's being attacked by Mother Nature. Dave ends up finding evolved intelligent cockroaches and with the help of the evolved intelligent cockroaches if I remember the story correctly he makes a deal with Mother Nature Spirit of the planet whatever the hell you want to call it and Dave and the Cockroaches clean up the planet by the end of the story if I remember correctly Dave is in his 80s and I think ends up being rescued from the planet where he was stranded I forget exactly how he ended up stranded on Earth I've never read the entire story just a synopsis of it and that was almost 20 years ago. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy if handled properly would make an impressive television series it's been mishandled once when they tried to make a super low budget series and act and slashed the hell out of it which ironically you think given how red dwarf was done they would have followed a similar formula of if they're going to do it on the cheap they would have stuck closer to the source material instead of hacking and slashing. They likewise did a big budget Hitchhiker's Guide movie and still hacked got it and slashed the source material instead of sticking to the source material.
I've been through a few of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books when I was younger but not all of them. Holistic Detective would also be great done as a British series if they stuck to the source material specifically even if it was done on a budget like they used to do with red dwarf in the '80s. A show having a limited budget doesn't make it bad if it's handled properly look how limited budget they had for a doctor who up until 10 or 20 years ago and the same thing with red dwarf. Red Dwarf only got a budget upgrade in the last couple iterations I can still remember when they were using duct tape cardboard 90 watt light bulbs and get bashed miniature models with absolutely no CGI or any kind of special effects to write home about other than very crude High School play practical effects and it didn't take away anything from the show at all because of a combination of good writing good directing and good acting. I've seen Doctor Who as far back as the black and white stuff and it's the same formula writing acting camera work directing we didn't mind things like seeing feet under the derelics and a crap load of other little quirkiness because we enjoyed the show. Something doesn't have to cost $100 million dollars an episode to be a good show it all depends on how it's handled it isn't always money that makes it good. Red Dwarf is one of the rare instances where they literally got lightning in a bottle so to speak because they didn't have any budget and what they had they made work and we didn't complain because it was worth watching.
BAHHAHHAH! 😆Being a fan of both shows, love it!
I guess the federation has, "extra duty" like the US military for disciplinary issues. "Get your EV suit on and go buff the ships name plate, pvt!" 😂 Great animation! Very well done!
"But sir, this ship is a kilometre long! That would take hours!"
"Crewman, I'm letting you do this with a *tool*. I could insist that you do it with one of Chef's scrubbing brushes."
That was the first thing I thought too.
Exactly what I was thinking when I left my comment. 😂
@@benrussell-gough1201Imagine if it was an Imperial Super Star Destroyer - "There's 17 kilometres of hull to scrub, Ensign. Get going!"
My first thought was "Shouldn't it be safer to use small drones instead?" But your comment makes much sense now.
Star Trek/Red Dwarf mashup. I needed this lol😂
...And STAY OUT there until you are finished!!!!!
Beats scrubbing the deuterium tanks 😂😂
Don't leave streaks on the windows!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏿.
@@pellew26warspite6or anti-matter tanks
That is EPIC!!!
Gotta hand it to you, that was nicely done. 👍👍
Looks like somebody really pissed off Admiral Shelby before the big fleet formation at the end off season three of Picard.
You know that crew members screwed up bad to get that duty
Least the Enterprise F isn't 3 miles long.
Just don't send back Gazpacho soup to be heated up
"No Soup for you! Come back, one year!"
Microwave gazpacho and all the toast you can eat.
The most important piece of equipment for every recruit to master is the electric floor buffer. 😎
thought it was a blind guy
"It's just a job, five days a week."
Soon as i saw the title i twigged lol this would be hilarious if the dwarfers where to gain command of a federation starship, who knows holly may even be able to synthesize a holly hop drive that actually works
They kinda did on Voyager. It just turned people into Salamanders. Which sounds oddly Red Dwarf.
"Don't give me that Star Trek crap, it's too early in the morning!"
In that case, would you like a toasted teacake?
@ninjabearpress2574 there was a special documentary around red dwarf on its 20th anniversary (I think) and they actually got Patrick Stewart on interview: apparently he initially thought it was a TNG rip off and was about to call his lawyer until something made him laugh and then he watched more and realised what it was.
@@dm121984 Yeah, hilarious, with lines no American TV writer would even think of, let alone have the balls to put in a script.
You know, I was kinda waiting for the ship to hit the warp drive while Crewman Snuffy was still spacewalking on the hull.
It's like that triple fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney, but for my brain.
"Everyone remember Starfleet regulation 607.59"
"All attendees at the international conference will be allocated one parking space? Sir, this is hardly the time to be worrying about the Germans bringing two cars"
i think you will find it is the Japanese how bring the 2 cars . but i am the UA-cam automated nit-pick hologram.
Captain's Mast in the Star Trek future.
Brilliant Star Trek parody of Red Dwarf.
lets hope the ship don't go to warp while he's out there.
Two of the world's longest running Sci fi's meet again. There needs to be more like this.
long time ago, i was in a star trek rp, my character was on the holodeck in a futuristic modded jeep wrangler doing donuts on a sovereign class deflector dish. that was a fun session :p
Fun idea of a mash-up!
Aaaaw! So short! You had my like at the first trumpet tone! 😎👍🖖
Even though we've all done it, never get caught with "just one" tribble...
Picard holds up a picture and asks, "Do you have a tribble?"
,,,Because, as we all should know by now...There is NO SUCH THING as "just one tribble."
I wonder who he pissed of to get that assignment. "Put your EVA suit on right now, get in the air lock, and clean the ship, THE WHOLE DAMN SHIP! Here's your "spacebrush"! Now get out of my sight, private!"
Good to see the military punishments in the 24th century are the same as now. I will say this, it's a way better view than Iraq and Afghanistan. Cheers.
poor guy got forced to do hull cleaning duty ...
Nice!
This is brilliant
"Who's that out there?"
"Oh, that's Rob, the new guy. I got bored. So I told him the Captain wanted him to scour the Saucer Section. Look! Let's watch him do it! Hey, Rob! Great work out there, buddy!"
All is needed now is a t-shirt that says, "I spent four years at Star Fleet Academy for this?"
That would be a job for a Lower Decker for sure. 😂😂😂😂
Brilliant!
Hah! love it ^^
*full Rimmer salute*
*Acceptable & Satisfactory. **0:55** ...wait, **_WHAT?!_*
"It's cold outside
There's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
I want to lie
Shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun sun..."
the magnophazic submolecular hull de-ioniser cyclomop is the most advanced manual cleaning device the Federation has ever created....
"I come to this place for the atmosphere...or the lack of it."
Ahhhhhhhh Kryton on the deflector, washing it with a rag.
But they have fleets and fleets of robots to do those things apparently, and did since before Kirk's time, if you believe modern Trek....
Oh mate! love it :)
Gorgeous wow, great work buddy!
It’s a well-known fact that this is possibly the worst duty station you can be assigned in the engineering department ,far worse than scrubbing deuterium tanks, or realigning a warp core
Lots are drawn , and the loser must go outside and clean parts of the hull
It’s Horrible !
You forgot waste extraction!
@@RogbodgeVideo Waste extraction is done when a starship docks at a starbase, there is little human intervention in those operations. and all starships have bulk matter containment, and tanks with portable water for the crew.
The matter replicators access these storage tanks when the ship is in flight operations.
And crew waste is recycled and purified by these systems as well.
What the smeg?!! 😅 That's beautiful though. I love the F and she deserved better treatment in Picard. I'll bet not too many people got the music. I love how you slowed it down nicely. Permission to look smug sir? 😂
Is the theme song for red dwarf
@@rickyrage1985 Yes
@@rickyrage1985
It's cold outside
There's no kind of atmosphere
We're all alone, more or less...
You know, thinking about it, cleaning the hull woul definitely be something that would need to be done on an interstellar vessel. Considering all the environments these ships operate in, and even with shields, there would be all kinds of dust and compounds from gasses that would collect on the hull. Although I expect the actual cleaning to be done by automated systems, like some kind of space Roomba driving around on the hull. So as others have guessed I would too, and say that poor "likely an ensign" probably really messed something up to be put on hull cleaning duty.
whoops ... missed a spot ...
Great stuff. I like the camera move... although it is all quite good anyway :) Love Red Dwarf & Star Trek. Modern Trek, like Discovery, can eat my shorts.
You need to watch Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks before you make that assessment.
Haha brilliant, love a good crossover..... (Don't give me this star trek crap, it's too early in the morning!)
This does sadly prove the Enterprise-F only looks good from about 3 angles, and rear-on ain't one of them lol
And three angles is about all the canon screentime it's gotten. Moving on to the G I guess!
I'm all alone... More or less...
At least we have an F in Enterprise!
This scene, with the music, should have been a cold opening in Lower Decks.
Makes me wonder what it would be like to have Chris Barre and Robert Picardo get together at a convention.
It's apparently happened before. There is a photo of the two of them together and they have signed photos for each other. Picardo even drew a H on his forehead in the one he signed for Chris Barrie.
That’s cool 👍
I can imagine his shipmates looking through the windows and laughing at him.....🤣🤣🤣
Starfleet. It's not just a job. It's an adventure.
You would think that by this time in Starfleet, all Galaxy-class ships would be self- cleaning.
Gives new meaning to swabbing the deck :P Guess its not so bad you have one hell of a view and its pretty much just sweeping dust off the ship.
Star trek contaminated by Red Dwarf!
fantastic... I wonder if it will work on a shadows vessel....
What will really bake your noodle is the sound of a Shadow vessel laughing when the cleaner hits certain spots.
If there is nothing out here, how can I still be stuck doing the vacuuming on this side of the ship.!?! -Where is all this dirt coming from-!?!?
There is a small thermal exhaust port south of the pleasure dock...
Awesome as always, would have loved it to hit with the guitar riff and it fly to warp (because f the cleaning guy :) )
Great video, just wish camera should have gone through neck struts instead of outside of port hull section
This is cool! I just wish it had continued into the full song with show clips. :-)
"Boys of the Dwarf "...
After 38 years, I only realized in September of '23 that the paint in the opening credits of Red Dwarf is a liquid in the vacuum of interstellar space. Then I realized, how the hell could the painter see what he's painting? The paint is a liquid in the vacuum of space and glows in the dark!
I wonder who he pissed off to get that duty?
He thought it would be a good idea to reprogram the replicator in the Captain's ready room to serve only gagh.
Probably told the wrong person to smeg off.
Dude were goin to warp get back in the ship!
I wanna join starfleet I said. I wanna seen new worlds and new places and the stars I said. I wanna be more than a janitor like dad I said. buff ... buff ... buff ...
Anybody wonder why Red Dwarf never gets mentioned on Orville given how many little pokey pokey jabby jabby they make at Star Wars and Star Trek they really should slip Red Dwarf in from time to time it would be only fitting I'm pretty sure even Doctor Who's gotten a few nudge nudge wink wink nothing to see here little background Easter eggs and yet I've never seen Red Dwarf mentioned in some wayYou'd think they'd at least play no atmosphere in the background in the Holodeck at a restaurant or something like that
Nice work. Maybe the NCC-1701F should be easier to see looking toward the ship rather than being read from the same vessel?
In space, nobody can hear you vacuum.
Something I've always been curious about. How does heat leave your body faster than your body produces it if there is no atmosphere.
I understand the radiant part but on earth the heat leaves your body faster the more dense the conductor.
There is no conductor in a vacuum.
We should overheat in space.
This made me think of the song "baby it's cold outside" is there a star trek version?
Go get the ceiling mop and mop the underside of the saucer!
BAWM BAAAWWWMMM!
He should have been on the “F”!
You're using Red Dwarf's music for the Star Trek scene.
Please sir you will let me know if you go to worp....
There has to be a more efficient way of cleaning the hull😮
but have you found the metal thing below the surface?
More faithful to Trek than anything after Voyager
I can clearly see hologram doctor with M stuck on his forehead for some reason :-p
Would anyone like some toast?
cute
Cleaning off Barnacles?
On your space bike smeg head
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast..
I wonder if the replicators make a good currie? 🤔😁
Never mind the curry...Can they do a decent beer-flavored milkshake?!